/brit/

>>53246965
oh dear god

this triggers me

cara

>>53246965
>that meal
>the sauce sprayed all over
>milk
>in that glass
>dusty as fuck old keyboard
manchild/10

WHY ARE THEY ALL POSTING IN THE OTHER THREAD

THIS IS THE TRUE THREAD WHAT ARE THEY DOING I'M IN CONTROL HERE

THIS IS NOT HOW IT'S MEANT TO BE I'VE BEEN IN /BRIT/ SINCE THE ELECTION I KNOW HOW THINGS GO

I would say I'm in the top 10 /brit/ posters of all time, considering the quantity and quality of my gimmicks and the purity of my banter

doing a post

haha janny know best

knew my thread was better

>>53247251
i have no idea, i was trying really hard to avoid looking it was the most awkward thing i've ever encountered

>>53247046
I'm a /fit/fag since my teens so I don't look that bad.

I do look fucking old though.

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Cleavage again

janitor.

>deleting a thread made earlier

someones on the wacky backy

>>53247337
>i was trying really hard to avoid looking
B E N D E R

mans on yard

>>53246965
Did you fucking put ketchup on your bananas?

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>>53247135
>K-Pop
'no'

But yes of course I listen to Kyary she is bangers.
https://youtu.be/ZcTGU66n1QU

>roommate does a smelly poo
>go into toilet and have your own poo straight after
>bittersweet smell of your own nice smelling poo and his foul poo mix

anyone else know this feel?

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>The Twitter commies all use iPhones

>This person has a penis
>https://twitter.com/beardelacreme

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>>53246965
>supper

watching too much television and youtube videos has actually made me autismal because it's like like human interaction, you're looking someone in the eye and listening to them but it doesn't demand any action on your part so now when someone talks to me I can only stand there static with minimal facial expressions and takes me a split second longer than normal people to acknowledge what they said.

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I am in love with the fictional animated Japanese cartoon character Azusa Nakano.

>>53247421
haha!

>>53247362
well, i mean, i wanted to look, but didn't want to be seen to be looking you feel me famalam

so i could only sneak very brief glances

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you inbred mongs will never be this cool

>>53247481
spotted literally two (2) niggers in this picture

>>53247396

https://twitter.com/AlexJVCochrane/status/683676887189733376

>but but mine was second hand

>>53247481
pay denbts

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>slagozade

tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9ms1BMXIqk

>>53247401
this is what is produced from inflating a country's economy with welfare and introducing free unis.

>>53247502
>2
Look again Rasheed

I have to say lads, my life has improved vastly since I stopped being a NEET and rejoined society.

>>53247421

Paedophile.

>>53247490
Outies are gross

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>I don't trust socialists who support NATO. Look back to the Cold War and its formation & founding members. It's evil.
>https://twitter.com/ssaradavidson/status/685093012838428672
...Clement Attlee?

>>53247551
In what ways?

>>53247576
se is fucking ruined and cara got a boob job

>>53247576
Annie is more attractive

nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say but nothing comes out when they move their lips just a bunch of gibberish and motherfuckers act like they forgot about dre

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Very interesting album lads

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>>53247502
>>53247506

you seem mad that your inbred genes made you weak

>>53247611
fuck off you obsessive paki cunt nobody cares

France, Britain and America started all this mess in the Middle East after the partitioning of the Ottoman Empire. It's the western countries that are responsible for the establishment of democracy and creating imaginary countries in the Middle East for their own benefit. Democracy will never work in Muslim countries for the simple fact that they vote according to their religion instead of politic beliefs, yet most people are too fucking ignorant to understand that. This is the main reason why Muslims in the Middle East despise us so much. The biggest irony of all, is that fucking America is supplying the fucking Arabs with guns and other weapons of mass destruction in exchange for oil, so they can attack them with their own weapons! How fucking stupid is that?!? America is their own worst enemy

>>53247654
pay denbts

>>53247679
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>>53247370
>suspenders again
yes, yes

>be me, last night
>waking to the shop to buy cigs
>haven't shaved in a week, unwashed for days, haven't slept, haven't left the house in days, dressed like shit in clothing from the day(s) before
>qt pulls up outside the shop as I'm walking down the street, she bends over to get something out her car
>start thinking about how I wish I had a gf, start gorming out and thinking about her being my qt gf
>she looks up and I realise that I was accidentally staring at her arse
>she suspiciously stares at me as she walks into the shop
>I carry on walking and cross over the road and walk around for 5 minutes until she drives away
haha fucking hell
now THIS is autism

>>53247576
I met her in person at a dire charity event in Switzerland and she looks completely different. I know women do when they have make-up on, but she looks absolutely stunning when she's done up. Literal 10.

She also knows how to turn the edgy quirky "lesbian" thing off very quickly as she was spending most of the night sat stroking the hideous looking and hideously wealthy Danish shipping heir.

>>53247619
Talking with people gets easier and more enjoyable the more you do it, I have much more disposable income, I enjoy my job, and have a nice routine which makes me sleep and eat in good regularity.

>>53247679
k

>>53247611
Why don't you reply to her and open a dialogue
?

She'll probably just ban you tho lmao

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Why don't we just build a migrant camp in Gibraltar so we can 'process' them, but make it minimum security. No fences, no nothing.

Then whenever those fuckers manage to get into the UK through the tunnel we send them there for processing. They 'escape' (aka, walk out of the camp) and go back into Europe and queue up at Calais again.

We can do this perpetually until they give up or die.

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>>53247698
you're just a pencil dick playa hata

sorry you cant compete :/

>>53247779
fucking bigot

>>53247779
Gibraltar is a long way from congo and pakistan

just spent 8 minutes in the wrong thread wondering why no one was saying anything

where's the slags lads

>>53247779
Or we could just not let any through the tunnel, much cheaper and not flood an iconic natural wonder with pakis

>>53247679

Wrong. Ottomans started it by getting their shit wrecked by the entente powers.

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>>53247744
Congrats la'. W-we're all g-gonna make it.

>>53247779
Britain and France offering their less wealthy/populated overseas territories for that sort of thing is a very real idea thats getting bandied about in certain places.

The main hurdle is that no one wants to be seen putting a load of spear chuckers on a ship and taking them to the colonies.

>>53247611
She is probably more a soviet-communist sympathiser than a supporter of pseudo-socialist.

Would probably call Attlee a warmonger or something.

>>53247779
>implying they won't take over the rock
please spare the people there

>>53247779
because they'd probably just stay in Gib and make it even more of a shit-hole. The surrounding area of Spain is 3rd world.

>>53246965
that looks horrible

>tfw thoughts that aren't mine and sound like they're coming from a different place in my mind
Does anyone else have this? I've had it for years, told my doctor about it and now they always ask me about hearing voices as if I'm a nutter.

omg hi

where's the science behind spreading germs by touch?

i obviously don't doubt it but it's obviously much more difficult than teachers tell us

i never washed my hands for much of my childhood and teen years. they quite often smelled of actual pee and I never got sick. I wasn't infecting anyone around me at least no more than they would normally get colds and flus throughout the year

it's clearly one of those bullshit embellished facts like an apple a day used to convert mongs and poor people to healthy habits nut makes fuck all difference for anything else

>>53247886
alien telepathy

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>>53247860

I nominate the Pitcairin Islands, as it's already full of paedos and about to go extinct anyway.

>>53247969
disgusting cunt

>>53247886
I don't hear thoughts as words in my head.

Do people actually hear words in their head?

I thought that was just a narrative device in books and movies.

when i shave with the electric razor i then piss in the sink to try and get all the hair down the plughole only using piss

>>53247906
omdz sfe our kid

>>53247969
It's probably better for you not to wash your hands desu, boosts the old immune system. You're supposed to let kids eat dirt for the same reason.

>>53248002
>movies
fuck off yank

>>53247990
>you will never live on loli harem island

>>53247969
>>53248034
rasheed

>>53248003
sink-pissing master-race reporting

>>53248041
kraut tbqh

I heard a whisper once but it was talking about Jews so I blocked it out.

>>53248002
Yeah, so is your mind just completely silent? I enjoy having full blown conversations with myself in my mind desu, I can recreate voices of characters and people I know so I use them in my conversations too. I may be autistic though

>>53248003
genius


piss on your hands and face too. it's good for the old immune system

>Rebuild Hadrian's Wall
>But bigger
>Put all the refugees in Scotland since they want them so much

Thoughts?

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careful with that banter la

>>53248003
I pee in a bottle if I don't feel like walking to the sink.

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>>53247779

Do you reckon it'd be politically palatable to shove them all onto ascension island?

>>53248034
makes sense
i'm the least sick of all my siblings and I shower the less often and I was always the most adventurous

>>53247969
>I wasn't infecting anyone around me at least no more than they would normally get colds and flus throughout the year
If you didn't test this scientifically you have no idea.
>they quite often smelled of actual pee
Piss itself is sterile until it passes through your pipes/urethera, and isn't likely to be particularly infectious unless you already have something 'special' yourself.

>>53247906

>>53248134
suggested this on /brit/ many times desu
reckon we could take it to parliament?

Imagine getting a criminal record for banter lmao

Would be top bants on the Crown prosecution service's part to be fair.

feeling a bit depressed

Lads have any of you killed themselves? I want to do it but I need advice.

oh my days

>>53248217
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/check

morning lads

>>53247985
Thought so, it all adds up

In all seriousness though, what the fuck is wrong with me? With my own thoughts that I can control they "feel" and "sound" as thought they're coming from the centre of my head, whereas these random thoughts feel and sound as if there coming from the sides of my head, rather than the centre with the other thoughts. I can't actually feel or hear them, but I can at the same time it's weird as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_Gq_Avh1WQ

>this is a thing that exists

>>53248002
Same for me, I said this on 4chan the other week.

>>53248110
Pretty much I guess. Unless I am enacting a situation in my mind with people speaking.

>>53248246
Don't do it la

You've been 'dead' for billions of years and will be dead for billions to come. Stick it out phamalam.

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3 of my shrimp died today lads.

>>53248110
>Yeah, so is your mind just completely silent?

I hear what's going on outside, I don't get any extra sounds from inside of my head.

>>53248334
that's what you get for having such a stupid fucking pet

Think the gender pay gap doesn't exist?

Consider this:

A male engineer makes 1,900% more money than a professional online female activist.

>>53248334
Don't worry the aussies will wake up shortly, they'll put them to use

>>53248293

Europe has some cool countries, but fuck me is the institution of 'europe' lame shit. When we combine our forces, we become ten times more wank.

>>53248347
>>53248294
This is apparently related to dyslexia
When you're reading a book, can you not hear the characters voice/your normal voice speaking the words in your mind?

>>53248362
Do the engineering firms not know what year it is? Fucking hell.

>>53248395
alright lad

just about to start lifting weights lads..............

........starting with lifting this can of lager from the table to my mouth ahahahahahaha

cheers

>>53248495
WAHHHEYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

>>53248192
Good lad
With the antibiotics running out, the first to die will be the fucking pansies who wash their hands all the time.

>>53248110
Do you need conscious effort to produce the sound? I can *imagine* a speaking voice, is that the same thing? It doesn't happen on its own, it takes effort.

Do you have thoughts which appear on their own and still make a sound? How do you distinguish them from a sound from the outside? Sounds fucking mental tbqh.

>>53248433
No. I don't have dyslexia either.

You mention characters, do you hear the narration as well?

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>"""" "I" "like" "anime" """""

I wish there were some existential threat or literally anything that would require people to abandon normal career paths and commit to something bigger LIKE WW2 did (but not a war necessarily). Would be interesting and would alleviate my anxieties regarding ''''success'''' in life haha!

Which will become majority non-white first, the UK, France or Germany?

France for me.

>>53248524
Now that I think about it, I read much faster than I could ever speak, so it's hard to imagine hearing speech at that pace. Do speed readers who hear their thoughts hear it all once?

>>53246965
How gross. Learn to fucking cook.

>>53248465
Go to bed

>>53248495
people tell me I should lift weights more often

then I tell them I walk around with the weight of the world on my shoulders

cheers

>>53248425
europe is the only 'nation' worthy of challenging america.
or would you prefer a chinese or nigerian world order?

>>53248433
My verbal memory and vocabulary is pretty good 2bh. I'm more dyscalcula than dyslexia, i'm shit at mental maths and that

>When you're reading a book, can you not hear the characters voice/your normal voice speaking the words in your mind?
I can do, depends on the material. I really only meant that I don't articulate my own thoughts by something similar to 'speaking internally'. Sometimes it is better to "scan" read, for non-fiction especially.

>>53248609
Before the migrant crisis it would have been France but now I reckon it'll be Germany, France, UK

>>53248628
just woke up la it's 9 am

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAPvZ-1GhbP/

>>53248644
nice mate, I see you're a graduate of the university of life like myself

>this fucking old Irish cuck on Newsnight

"open the gates"
"oh the humanity!"

RRRRRREEEEEEE

I'm back lads

Don't forget to join the skype chat too lads

https://join.skype.com/cEImXNsA0yFm


no foreigners, lisickis welcome

>>53248684
Yeah, don't fancy speaking to you so can you go back to bed ta

>>53248164
Terrible, terrible excuses for human beings. No doubt they justify it to themselves as they are only following orders.

>>53248722
alri GILFi

>>53248213
>Piss itself is sterile until it passes through your pipes/urethera, and isn't likely to be particularly infectious unless you already have something 'special' yourself.
so why are we taught to wash after every trip to the bathroom?

as i suspected. hokum

>>53248733
very rude tbqh

>>53248034
ur mums dinners would do fine then haha

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Just sent my application to Trinity College Dublin

Am I going to regret this, lads?

My leftist mum and sister were just gawping in cognitive dissonance and understandable outrage at the situation in Cologne, where a police chief said that german women must now 'mentally prepare themselves' for the harassment of these swarthy chaps. They're not stupid, but it was clearly difficult for them to form a coherent opinion on it. My sister was saying how awful the news has been these past few months and my mum said 'it will be ok, they'll just organise some more Reclaim the Night marches'. I honestly think people might start to change their minds on these issues soon.

>>53248524
>2 (you)s, 1 post
Nice

It's just called internal dialogue, I thought everyone had it. My mind is constantly filled with my voice providing a running commentary on everything I do, I literally can't make it so I have no sound in my mind. Sometimes I have thoughts that feel like they fly into my mind and I have no control over them, they usually sound like people I know, theyll say a random sentence of nonsense and I'll think "that was weird" then carry on. Yeah, I hear the narration too, I'm reading your post right now with my regular voice in my head.

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People have culture and Arabs in general are a lot more sexist than westerners. I don't understand why people fail to admit culture exists and they clash. Everyone isn't a western social liberal.

In western culture we view treating women with respect as seeing them as equal to men that can have casual sex if they choose, to have children if they choose, to have a career if they and to no be harassed and certainly not touched without permission with rape being seen as just below murder in terms of horror.

In Arab societies they are extremely patriarchal and they view respecting a woman as a woman respecting herself, being modest, being a obedient and loyal mother and wife, saving herself for marriage basically all the abrahamic things we went out of our way to destroy in the west. So we look at there women are basically slaves with their life spelled out before they we born to be a cock pocket for some fellas and they look at our women are used up slags that are asking for it. Both of us hold our truths to be well true.

Now if you have an extremely socially conservative patriarchal culture of young men surround by liberal western woman doing everything they have been raised to view as "whorish" Will some take advantage? yes. Will all? No. You don't need every person in a group to do something to acknowledge it is a bad thing and bringing the culture into the country is a bad thing.

>>53248708
yeah mate, with an honorary masters courtesy of the school of hard knocks

where did the meme phrase 'A SHIT' come from

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You seen this Amber Amour shit, lads? It's all over my fucking facebook. Bunch of women crying about victim blaming, with a bunch of men commenting how she's a spaz for getting into the shower with him.

The women won't even accept that you shouldn't get into the shower naked with a drunk stranger if you value your safety..

I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS
I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS
I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS

>>53248759
Well it's certainly a good habit either way; especially for public bathrooms. even if you're not producing something infectious yourself, you're going to be touching doors and stuff that people have put their shitty/pissy hands on.

I hope you at least do it post-shit lad...

>>53248726
FONT

>>53248803
if you included that picture, probably.

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>mate starts showing me nudes of his girlfriend
>she's a absolute dog with a bizarro body and a face from bo selecta
>he's really excited and wants me to share his excitement
>"y-yeah nice one mate haha what a stunner, you lucky bugger, wouldn't mind giving her one haha"
>"I can arrange that"

oh heck lads i've torn it now hahahahaha

>>53248821
Rasheed

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>>53248791

>>53248914
only there's noticeable poo on my fingers

>>53248715
Who is it?

>>53248821
THATS RACIST

>leftists refuse to even broach the subject of cultural differences and will genuinely claim such discussions are racist

it's mind-blowing.

>>53248821
There are literally nightclubs in Beirut where birds slag it out, so fuck off paki

>>53248913
if you're gonna nick my 16th favourite gimmick at least do it right, it's:

because...

I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS I GET ALL THE GIRLS

>>53248890
"Your waifu a shit"
Was the most popular usage of the word, so I'm guessing it either came from /a/ or some other place where weaboos congregate

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>>53246965
nth for WHEN

>>53248979
>The refugees are from Lebanon

Urine contains ammonia which kills germs 2bh

You're are're our waifu a shit

>>53248922
does this make him a cuck

>>53248803
trinity is full of effete wankers

>>53248977
>>53248821
Samefag

>>53248973
some former UN envoy on migration, I imagine he was a senior Irish politician or diplomat prior to that. Didn't recognise the name.

>>53248979
That is a Christian country though

shouts to man like me
there aint never ever bin a man like me

>>53248970
bad lad. you should do it always 2bqh

>>53248986
like /brit/

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>>53249027

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>>53249027
Literally not the samefag you cheeky cunt

>>53249027
Oi lads he's have found the only person on 4chan who is opposed to mass immigration. Now lets lynch this racist.

>>53248897
aside from the obvious shit of forcing her, why did she get in the shower?

the guy was obviously into her, had made several advances toward her and tbqh while I would never force anyone, I'd be under the impression I'd be getting a root if I invites the girl I like to shower with me and she said yes.

>>53249077
>>53249080
benders

>>53249077
>>53249080
all me

>>53248803
It's got a shitty examination system, not many online resources if you miss out on lectures and pretentious cunts

Should have gone ucd

>>53249022
only if I go through with it I think

>>53248897
This was reported as "woman live blogs her rape" they never mentioned that she got as close to asking for it as possible without giving him a written invitation.

muscle relaxer is kicking in tBh

Oh, the year was 1778, HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOKE NOW!
A letter of marque come from the king,
To the scummiest vessel I'd ever seen,
God damn them all!
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold
We'd fire no guns-shed no tears
Now I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett's Privateers.

Did anyone else have a big yellow teapot toy when they were a kid? Just randomly remembered it, what a blast from the past. I haven't thought of that toy once for about 10 years.

>>53248803
Alri Stephen Dedalus

>>53249114
all me

feel lightheaded again

>>53249142
oldest meme in the book

>>53249142
is the sphincter a muscle?

>>53249158
the post you just quoted was me

>>53248897
Did she bring her phone with her to the shower??

>>53249148
Sounds like a shit toy, I had lego

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Post sad space music

>>53248897
Women prove their own inferiority with every action.

>>53249148
Didn't have a teapot but I did have a duck that I played with in the bath.

>>53249148
nah my parents loved me

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>>53249024
Is it the equivalent of UCL/Oxford? It looks like a fantastic Uni.

I'm applying as an external student, there are only 32 places on the course. Kind of dreading it simply because I know little about Ireland or how Dubliners treat outsiders. I would actually be relived to get rejected, even if it means taking a gap year.

>>53249147
Halifax mentioned

>>53249182
the post you just quoted was me

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trying to play this japanese hentai shit

no clue what is happening

do do do doooo doooo
do do do doooo doooo
never

>>53249213
one of these posts was me

>>53249182
this post you're quoting here is me (just turned off my Canadian proxy)

>>53249231

>Off-should top with tank top

Literally why?

>>53249206
they pride themselves on having your kind there, don't worry you'll be accepted no bother

>The Mayor of Cologne is putting together a "code of conduct" for women to avoid getting raped

Literal victim blaming sharia law tier

promised the lads that when i go down to the pub tomorrow evening i would poo my pants. not gonna let them down am i

>>53249206
Dublin is a pretty grim city IMO

>>53249290
you fucking serious

>>53249290

Unless the code of conduct is:

>Oi, immigrant scum. Stop raping women..

>I'm really secretive with my music
>nobody knows what type of music I like
>turbonormie mum finally finds my music
>she calls me weird (not in a good, playful way) for what I listen to
;_;
I-it's not even that weird

>>53249290
victim shaming in rapes is always a tough one but I mean this is literally just happening because they're too scared to acknowledge the problem of the migrants.

send those offending cunts back to what war zone shithole they came from and let them die in whatever shit end meets them first.

wish I was a paki with a shop desu

work a few hours in the morning deliveries and few in the evening (probably like once a week cleaning up) and just chill the entire day shitposting behind the counter

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>>53249290
She said to keep arms length away from migrants

>>53249290
What a bloody racist

important/degenerate poll lads

http://strawpoll.me/6477100

>>53249323
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-35243482

>>53249364
post wat u listen to

Me

http://www.vice.com/read/i-went-out-with-british-dudes-who-tour-america-in-search-of-sex?utm_source=vicefbus

>>53249364
>I-it's not even that weird
I'll be the judge of that

hello baby, hello baby, hi

>>53249290

>Victim blaming when it's in response to white men looking
>Womans fault when arabs are raping women

This is how the West ends.

>>53249364
she's a plen.
what do you like

>>53249382
used to work in a village shop and I can confirm it is the comfiest lifestyle known to man

performing on stage tomorrow. very nervous

>>53249380
If a few thousand German women have to get raped to fulfill the multicultural dream then so be it, look how well it worked in Britain!

>>53249290
She is advising women to stay an arms length away from men to avoid sexual assault, not go out alone at night and stuff like that. And no, this is not a joke. She has even advised this repeatedly over the past few days.

shit on my dick

>>53249423
How did this... Insane political philosophy come about? Why is it mainstream to expect less of non whites?

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I hope someone whispered in their ear "refugees welcome" at the funeral.

>>53249405
>>53249391
It's nothing weird though, she's just a turbonormie who thinks that anything that isn't pop is weird.

It's literally just alt rock, indie rock, and a cheeky bit of shoegaze and pop punk.

>>53249423
>arabs

Fuck off Rasheed, don't think you can shove the attention onto arabs and we won't notice. Dirty paki.

>>53249457
I thought she was also including dress code guidelines for women, because those wearing trousers were raped less than those wearing skirts on nye because trousers were harder to get off

wew, Netflix aren't fucking about

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8Q0bJ_zO7w

$150mn budget for one TV series.

Buy stock haha

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>>53249423

>>53249514
Wat?

>>53249505
>shoegaze
Literally, LITERALLY a literal meme genre (literally)

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>>53249517

Here is the guide

>>53249389
What is gurners if not MDMA? Speed?

>>53249517
Basically, yeah. But she didn't say it explicitly. Just that women should watch what they're wearing or something like that.

>>53249389

salvia is the only one i haven't done from there

>>53249514
I have noticed, there's this one paki ITT who says it often. Very obvious rasheed tactic.

Just realized you can get past the "all me" spam filter by putting 2 spaces between haha

>>53249593
u the lad who hoofed that smack up, i done it to

at work lols ;)

Angelina, Angelina, please bring down your concertina
And play a welcome for me 'cause I'll be coming home from sea

>>53249493
fucking hell.

>Guardian readers are willing to run this risk in order to feel smug and appear '''''progressive''''''

>>53249493

their parents probably think she was a worthy sacrifice for the greater good

>>53249594
Only saying what the article said, "arabs and africans

>>53249530
Looks alright

>>53249530

$150m on a shitty period drama. FML.

Yanks lap that shit up though. Wonder how historically accurate it'll be and how much research they did.

We've bested Germany twice in world wars. But now that they're going to turn into a hardline Islamic caliphate, I'm not sure we can stop them a third time. Nazi suicide bombers? How can we compete?

>>53249572
I don't like a lot of shoegaze ngl, I like some though

Whirrs pretty gud though
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM5U66XEe30

Normies have credit cards debt running into the thousands in order to pay for the latest popular gizmo

trying to get fresh nudes from the ex gf

>>53249591
>allow migrants into your country for free out of good will
>they rape your citizens
>tell your citizens of ways they can live their lives while minimising their chances of being gang raped by the people they want to help

this can't be too good for the average fellas opinion of the migrants

Drinking shoe polish lmao

SAY IT LOUD

SAY IT CLEAR

ISLAM IS FOR FUCKING QUEERS!

>>53249674
Women love Royal stuff too desu

>>53249714
People like this must exist, but thankfully I've never met one. It's bizarre.

>>53249530
Fucking Britaboo shite.

>>53249530

I wonder how much the War and Peace thing cost the BBC

it's got Paul "lynch em all" Dano in it

Perhaps Cologne women could try some kind of Burka to prevent rape?

Lads.

>>53249678
post:
>rough location
>city/town/village/rural
>your name for missing school on purpose
>the way you pronounce scone
>chest measurements

and i'll tell you where you should move in the UK

>>53249734
This is the first time the majority of German public seems to be seriously mad. Even leftist newspapers are angry and openly writing about the fact all perpetrators caught so far were refugees who have only recently arrived. For the rape case it was 1 Afghan and 14 Syrians.

Feel no desire to wank anymore lads. I think 2016 is the year of self-improvement. Going to use all this newly gained free time to eat and lift and learn a new language. Can't decide between French and Irish.

Netflix are surely going to increase the sub price or introduce ads

Surely they can't sustain $150mn on a series; would require it to attract an additional ~18million year-long subscriptions that wouldn't have already been subscribing.

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>reddicucks

>>53249694
QUICK
POST SHOEGAZE QTs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAVv5G1jkW4

gf asked me why my willy isn't as big as her exes

>>53249809
I can't blame them tbqh. You don't even need to spin the story to get people mad. stating the facts does enough to anger people.

>>53249804
i'll go first

>spain
>city
>mitching
>sconn
>probs 38-40

and based off that information i should move to Kettering

LFM deadmines

need a healer and a dps

>>53249774
Yeah I'm sure the info will be available, ep1 was really good 2bh. Period dramas are the only drama productions the beeb can do well.

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NIght lads

>>53249804
South-East
Dunno desu
Bunking
Sconn
I think about 42

>>53249915
pls don't trigger my nostalgia

>>53249878
wow she is qt

>>53249891
But make no mistake - in one week it will all be forgotten and noone will talk about it anymore.

But in Cologne carnival in Feb is a huge, chaotic public festival. Police expects it to be catastrophic thanks to our new friends. I wonder how often these things have to happen until anything changes at all.

>>53249382
>we are a nation shopkeepers
>most shopkeepers are pakis now
>we are a nation of pakis now

ex gf asked me why my willy is bigger than her new bfs

>Reddit gold is actually real
I thought this was just a meme

>>53249971
can you dps though?

Are boz fighting Isis one paki at a time

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/islamic-state/12087984/Police-powerless-to-follow-terror-suspects-to-seize-passports-Boris-Johnson-reveals.html

Come back Liza, come back girl
Wipe the tear from my eye
Come back Liza, come back girl
Wipe the tear from my eye

Why did all the pakis wait till NYE to rape?

>>53250033
Nah heal mate

>you will never solo heal kara again

E N D
IT
T B H
F A M

what the hell lads

usually spend most of my day on the internet but now i can't find anything to do but go on /brit/

what do i usually fill my time with!?

>>53249864
Isn't an annual subscription like £72 though?

>>53250026
because you are black

>>53249967
based off this information, your ideal moving destination would be:

>Hartlepool
>enjoy the best of the northwest, sandy beaches and located a convenient distance to the vibrant cities of Middlesborough and Newcastle.

Listening to this haha.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY

>>53249898

>Mid Sussex
>Town
>Bunking
>Skon
>42

high af lads

>>53250017
either no one will go to the carnival or people will go and probably get assaulted lmao.

just fucking deport people who do the wrong thing. these people are too stupid to realise that doing nothing let's offenders blend back on woth the migrant crowd. find everyone of them and send them back to their shit country and let migrants who want a chance to do something have a shot since they're there already.

Seriously tho if we just banned Muslims from Europe things would get a lot better.

Why are they even here? What's the point of them?

The Master is the worst fucking film I've watched in 5 years

>>53249804
Greater Manchester
Town
Skiving
Rhyming with "cone"
40"

>>53250103
oh shit its £6/month, not a year

lel, my mistake la.

Thinking of taking a gap year to Australia tbqh lads, I don't feel ready to go to uni and don't want to do the degree I've applied for. Just going to apply in 2017, anyways, anyone done a working holiday in Australia in this thread? Was it worth it?

>>53250183
How old are you?

Watched 4 eps of Deutschland 83 back to back 2bh, having to stop myself watching more

>>53250183
do it

or at least do something

>>53250202
13

>>53250183
every UK foreigner I've ever met here while they do their gap year has loved it. most come back and some end up trying to stay 2bh.

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Izzy H on This Week now.

>>53250183
Why don't you go somewhere a bit more interesting than the physical and cultural wasteland that is Pozstralia?

>>53250146
having run the numbers, your ideal move is:

>Bognor Regis
>luckily a short journey, you won't have to drive the van too far! located next to the beautiful south downs, enjoy this pleasant victorian sea side town as the summer sun rains down upon you

>>53250207
where can I watch it?
the quality on 4od is attrocious

>>53250183
Someone i know second hand did this, sounds pretty good but you need to be like at least a 7/10 normie

>>53250130
OK I'll make arrangements.

I hope the fact that my chest is actually more like 41 doesn't change things too much.

>>53249971
>tfw affli lock
>tfw more interested in making sure every enemy on battleground is cover in as many dots as possible than in objectives

>>53250220
careful la I got banned for a month for a joke like that

>>53250220
Say hello to the janny for me

WEW

bit petty eh?

>>53250207
torrented or on that new 4 channel?

>>53250202
18 but I'll be 19 when there
>>53250215
Yeah thats what I'm thinking, I'm sick of my part time job at Sainsburys and can't see myself doing it full time
>>53250223
I was planning on extending my visa to an extra 12 months if I really enjoy it but that involves 3 months of working in a farm which sounds grim
>>53250248
Can't think of anywhere easier to go tbqh, most places require a degree

>>53250223
you are a normie and they are normie

>>53250259
>watching 4od with those shitty ads
literally just google lad lol

e.g. http://www.watchepisodes.com/deutschland-83-season-1-episode-5-s01e05_194119

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>Can take a 2 year "working holiday" in Australia without getting complex visas
>Can only be employed by the same employer a maximum of 6 months

Holy shit why?

>>53250239
Love her

>>53250207
Very very good programme desu

>>53249804
>Oświęcim (Auschwitz)
>town
>wagary
>rhymes with cone
>40

I moved to Coventry is that alright?

>>53250314
>that quality

K E K

>>53250172
your perfect destination, according to the techies, is:

>Wolverhampton
>Enjoy the melting pot of wolverhampton, a bustling city of proud heritage. See the mighty wolves as they claw their way to victory in the town centre/football ground. Enjoy the easy and cheap transport links to places that aren't wolverhampton, and get to know the real black country.

>>53250322
Most people on a working holiday in Australia rarely stay in the same city for more than 6 months and if they do they're doing it wrong

>>53250253

Spent a good few childhood days on Bogner beach.