Country you would be president over

>>53246908
America, so that I can fix the world.

India
I have a dream that someday everyone will be able to poo in the loo, not just non-Indians

>>53247004

I will poo in your mom's pussy

>>53247071
what does dutch poo tastes like?

>>53247101
Why are you asking me you son of basterd

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>>53246908
my country
god damn
i would execute a lot of people
legalize most drugs
enable death penalty
death penalty for corruption, murder and kiddnapping
and punish illegal inmigration to the US with jail time

>>53247123
Toothpaste.

>>53247156
???

>>53247176
>>53247156
Dutch poo tastes like toothpaste

>>53246908
t-thanks

It'd have to be a country where the leader has relative absolute authority and there aren't a bunch of checks in the system to stop them from abusing their power.

I guess T*rkey, you'd have enough power as president to stop the spiral towards being Egypt 2.0.

Norway wouldn't be too bad, I'd just ruin the countries public image and authorise mass third world immigration to lower their HDI.

>>53247199

You eat shit you bloody basterd? How you know its taste?

>>53247243
The Canadian told me
Don't call me basterd, basterd

>>53246908
Brazil. The country that has the most potential.

>>53247277

Sala panchood I will fuck you're family son of bitch

>>53247315
No i will fuk u bich
fuc u bich son a basterd

>>53247229
Unlimited power mate.

>>53247420

Fuc you son of cartel bitch I will fuck teri pendi you kutta

>>53247480
fuc u flowernigger
i fuc u mom i fuc u dad i fuc u

>>53246908
Mine

>>53247590

shut up you taco, your mom put taco in her pussy