Why are italians the best in the world at Food Women Music History

>>53234097
>War

Haha, no.

But I agree on most other points.

>>53234097
You're quite right

>>53234169
???
Roman Empire and WW1 and WW2.

>>53234097
name one thing you invented in the past 100 years
>inb4 plagiarist, thief marconi

Except war i agree pretty much in everything
maybe not in food

>>53234234
>roman empire
>look at me i'm roman even though 2000 years have passed
You're as roman as any other latin country

>>53234255
make that 200 years actually

>>53234279

>as any other latin country

Topkek you pathetic moor, Italians are by far the closest to Romans, no other country even has a claim.

>>53234234
Roman empire was a gorillion years ago. It's like Arabs citing the caliphates for how good they are at combat.

>>53234255
>>53234314
Butthurt italian in denials ,as usual
>>53234267
We won both WWs lad , created Argentina and we have the best food.
>>53234279
t. moor rapebaby
>>53234361
And you know a lot about it right Ahmed?

>>53234418
Good argument Mugabe the black beach vendor.

>music
lel
>history
lel
>war
lel

>>53234097
Food
mmmm...maybe.
Women
lol no
Music
huehuhuehueh Literally i dont know any italian singer
History
ahhahahah >rome=italy
Culture
nice culture...but i dont know if the best.
War
LOL WAT? lmao...
Art
maybe..

>>53234472
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>>53234477
>canadian education
>>53234479
t. italian moor copycat

>>53234418
fucking curved nose italian with semitic genes fuckboy
>>53234332
this coming from an arab fuck living in the netherlands living of the welfare of the country and not respecting the culture of their hosts...
your niqab mother is sucking some dicks in morocco/algeria just to pay your stay.
she probably paid your boat travel to italy too

>>53234605
>look at me i can't reply so i will use memes!

We literally created the modern world, you all must respect us as your gods

>>53234727
We appreciate,now die with your useless language.

>>53234768
>portoguese education

>>53234847
>Brit education
We won WW1 and WW2.
Dunno what are you laughing at

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>war

>war

I like you OP, but you have to admit you had a lot of bad luck in WWII.

Aside from that you're cool.

>>53234234
>WW2
>failing to invade France
>no tanks, no artillery, not even enough socks for your soldiers
>failing to invade Greece
>failing to invade North Africa
>switch side at the last moment
>claim victory

>>53234234
>WW2
Dude, we were probably the worst faring army in the conflict. We got our ass kicked by fucking Grease and France

>>53234097
>War

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>53234969
>>53235023
>>53235034
>>53235116
Sorry but we won WW2,stay in denial if that makes you happy
>>53235072
>albanese
Fuck off back to Tirana

>>53235116

>Sweden

TOPKEK BRAH

>>53235162
>WE WON
>WE
>ITALY

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

WE WUZ ROMANS N SHIT

>>53234097
Italy can't into colonies

>>53235162
>albanese
Ma anche no, semplicemente abbiamo fatto schifo in qualunque battaglia che non sia Nikolajevka, causa ufficiali incapaci

>>53235173
A muslim defending the capital of Christianity? What a paradox.

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>>53235199
>>53235249
>Sven trying to mock us because he needs to vent the fact that his wife is cucking him with the superior dark cock right now.
>>53235143
>Get kicked off by an old poor man that shitted on the streets
>>53235219
t. Alessandro.
>>53235230
What are you.
>>53235231
e comunque abbiamo vinto.

>>53235162
Seriously, if you want to talk about the moment when Italy was great, talk about the Italian free cities, the Renaissance and how your ancestors invented modern banking and acted like complete jews.

But in the XXth Century Italy took a huge spiral down.

>>53235249

>A muslim

I'm not really, only when I can use it in my advantage.

But it's not hard for any thinking man to appreciate Italy, while Sweden doesn't really have much to appreciate at any point in its history. Apart from maybe the Thirty-Year War.

>>53235323
>Italy projecting his cuck fetisches again

>>53234097
>war,not in the last 100 years mate
>getting btfo by pre-monty britain in africa
>btfo by africians
>btfo by greece and cretans

Facist italy is worse italy

>>53234768
t. alberto barbosa

>>53234097
We beat you at music and war, no contest.

>>53235383

The First Italo-Ethiopian War was more than 100 years ago.

>>53234951
>won WW2

oh man, wtf

>>53235323
>t. Alessandro.
??????????????

>>53235409
>music
wat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxFph3Rc8kk

>>53235419
can you shut the fuck up,albanian fuck?

>>53235437
we did though, the republic of salò lost, the italian kingdom won

>>53234097

You are also manlets. Will you ever learn?

>>53235323
>e comunque abbiamo vinto.
Solo perchè agli americani non conveniva smembrarci o punirci troppo duramente, è un miracolo che gli Inglesi non si siano presi la Sicilia, i Francesi il Nord Ovest e Tito il Nord Est

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>>53234097
>war

yee

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>>53235467

>albanian

I had half-Italian friend at high school. He was so shallow. He hated everything about Finland and Finns. It always took him an hour to get ready. Once he slept over my place and he couldn't go to sauna with me because then I would have seen him without all the hair + cosmetic products(or maybe he had small dick, I never saw it?). He wasn't very trustworthy either because he was always gossiping about everyone like a girl. And no he wasn't even gay.

>>53234097

Mexican food is better desu

Also no one gives a shit about Italians.

>>53235565
You smell muslim as fuck,you smell northafrican/kosovo/albania,one of this fucking shitskin smelly fucking countries.

>>53235589
just because we're not unclean barbarians that love getting naked in front of everyone like a degenerate it doesn't mean that we're shallow

>>53235589
>half-italian
opinion discarded

>>53235627

>You smell muslim as fuck

Mate, if you smell something really stinky, you should wash your butthole you dumb gypsy, because that means your mom can also smell your stench.

>Moortuguese education

>>53235589
>And no he wasn't even gay.
you wished he was didn't you?

>>53235456
We created and dominate almost all modern music.
Don't be a tryhard 12 year old posting classical music and thinking it's the pinnacle of creation.

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>>53235349
>let me tell you about your country
>>53235372
>That country calling me cuck
>>53235383
>get btfo by an oldfart poo in loo
>>53235409
>Nigga Muthafucka is music
>Winning WW2 is worse than losing against chink fishermen
>>53235437
Salò lost
>>53235535
>memes are truth ahaha
>>53235589
>Half-Italian
Then he wasnt Italian, anywayi had a finland friend he was only 170 but he was chill af 10/10 bro
>>53235612
t. italian flag

>>53235589
>then I would have seen him without all the hair + cosmetic products
>he wasn't even gay
He certainly acted like one

>>53234097
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>53235409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSmDyazPv8s
best music ever

>>53234255
Telephone
Wireless technology
Radio
Computer
Spaghetti Westerns

>>53235589
He was probably half terrone, they are basically lighter niggers

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>>53235767
>modern music

>>53235852
No his mother was Finn and his father was Italian but he looked and acted like Italian except more prone to alcohol

>>53235916
his father must have been terrone.

>>53234255
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Italian_inventions

>>53235916
>except more prone to alcohol
Then he was Venetian, the so called Norhtern terroni

>>53235871
le wrong generation face

>>53234097
>Women
lol

>>53235916
>acted like italian
How can you tell?
You described a italoamerican tier kid.. not an italian one

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>>53235976
>implying
it's art appreciation

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>>53235978
>tfw no voe gf

>>53235968
I think that was his Finnish part

>>53235994
He grew up in Italy and they went there every summer, he was definitely not like Finns

>>53235836
Radio was invented by Russian. He just didn't patent it.

>>53236050
did he ever talk about his time in Italy?
i bet that everyone called him a faggot here

>>53236111
Yes he was always saying how much better climate, food and fashion there is compared to Finland

>>53236008
You say it's art appreciation yet you can't appreciate modern music.

So you can't appreciate the art of Jazz, Blues, Rock, Rap/Hip Hop, R&B, Metal, Electronica, etc.?

>>53236160
confirmed for """"""italian""""""-finnish guido

>>53236111
Italians act pretty gay, desu.
Very into fashion and shit. While not gay in Italy, certainly gay in the rest of the western world.

>>53236160
what a bundle of sticks

>>53236170
"modern" as far as i'm concerned is electronic crap

>>53236107
Factually incorrect. The radio doesn't have an inventor, rather a bunch of individual inventions that come together to create what we know as the radio.
Tesla, Marconi, the Russian guy, they were all important contributors and deserve a lot of credit. However, none of them invented it.

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>>53236257
it's just the rest of you that are unclean, poorly dressed barbarians.

>>53236107
Then Italy could claim the invention of the light bulb, telephone, radar and God knows what if we consider also unpatented shit

>>53236257
Rest of the world is insecure

>>53236338
Right. You guys are crazy into fashion.
It's pretty gay. Not in Italian, but in the rest of the world.

>>53236257
>Very into fashion and shit
Love this meme. The average Italian doesn't give a shit about fashion, and those who do are considered gigantic homos. We just tend do dress better than you guys because we are not barbarians

>>53236501
to them "dressing better" is being "crazy into fashion"

>>53236405
You're a little flamboyant, friendo.
>>53236501
>Love this meme.
It's an observation. It's what I noticed when I went to Italy. They were all really into fashion.
>>53236545
Nah, m8. You guys are into fashion. Well at least terroni in Benevento and Caserta are.
Flamming faggots.

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>>53234097
>Italians
>War

>>53236581
>terroni

>>53236607
I haven't spent enough time in the North to properly judge but they seemed to be into it too.

>>53236581
just because you can't tell that blue doesn't go with black (you barbarian) it doesn't mean that we are really into fashion

>>53236655
Okay, amico. It goes deeper than that.
It's not just matching. It's an obsession.

>>53236581
>Well at least terroni in Benevento and Caserta are
You went to the literal ghetto of Italy, those guys are incredibly flamboyant in the way they dress.

Why is loving fashion a bad thing anyway?

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>>53236728
this makes me wonder what you guys wear

>>53236778
its for women and faggots

>>53236767
Nah. I never went into the major cities though.
I stayed in the small little comuni off of the city. Visiting family way up in the mountains where there shouldn't be people like that.
>>53236785
Just jeans and a shirt. I don't really care.

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>>53236728
>It's an obsession
No it isn't, it's called having the modicum of good taste to not go around dressed like a clown. The guys that are really into it go around dressed like this, but you don't see much of that even in Homoland (aka Milan)

>>53236838
>i wear toilet paper and plastic, the post

>>53236778
It's not but us Finns aren't into that especially back then so it's arrogant to judge us
And I seriously don't get why you need to look perfect every time you go out, we lived in a small town middle of nowhere

>Be Italian
>Wear puffa jacket regardless of climate
>Move hands alot
>Praise Mussolini statue
>Live with mother until 50 years old
>Listen to Franco Battiato whilst thinking of a past lover
>Say you're North Italian even though your family are from the South and worked in a Fiat factory for the past 5 generations

>>53236889
>it's called having the modicum of good taste
Nah. It's called having a faggot-level interest in fashion.

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>>53234279
nice try, Alberto

>>53236891
most Italians dress badly anyway, your hairstyles especially are ridiculous

Oh and when it was like -30°C he didn't come to school because it was too cold to walk in jeans and he refused to wear ski pants

>>53237057
The fact that the only people in your barbaric country with enough self-awareness to not go around dressed like idiots are faggots has nothing to do with the legitimacy of paying attention to how you present yourself to other people
>>53237174
I blame terroni, they like to sport those ridiculous hairdoes where they clean shave the sides of their heads

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>War

>not dressing like an autistic hobo = gay
t. american

>>53237224
>The fact that the only people in your barbaric country with enough self-awareness to not go around dressed like idiots are faggots has nothing to do with the legitimacy of paying attention to how you present yourself to other people
Well, my parents are both Italian immigrants and I don't care about fashion.
But it gives me a good outside look when I go to Italy. Raised by Italians in America. So let me be a very educated person on the topic to inform you that you, and your people, are in fact Faggots.

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>>53234097
>Food
>Music
>History
>Art
These are arguably correct.

>War
ayy lamo

>>53237331
>muh heritage
>that flag
Every time.

>>53237269
>not gelling your hair so it shines and wearing a puffer jacket and pink trousers = badly dressed
t. Italian

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>>53237331
>Well, my parents are both Italian immigrants

>>53237418
It's not muh heritage. Italy is a shithole and I hate everything about it. I want nothing to do with those people. I'm American as far as I'm concerned.
>>53237454
It's pretty depressing, I know.

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>>53237448
>let me tell you about your fashion
there's a reason why Milan is one of the capitals of fashion and not anything in the sultanate of Al-Britani

>>53237524
we don't care about fashion, if you're good linking and in shape like me it doesn't matter what you wear, women still love it

>>53237248
>france surrenders and gets prisoned
>italy changed side to france and killed 200 italians

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>>53237578
you care enough to jump in defense of your ex-colonial masters

>>53237680
because only a faggot seriously takes pride in the clothes he wears

>>53237732
>because only a faggot seriously takes pride in the clothes he wears
>>53237269

>>53237769
even italian women tell me you look gay, it's why they prefer more rugged and natural anglos

>>53237844
The Italian tourists you kidnapped and tied in your basement aren't a great sample Abdul.

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>>53234097
I'm not even going to disagree with you, buddy! :)

>>53234255
>Fermi
>M E U C C I

Btw italiani dobbiamo essere umili come sempre. Non vorrete diventare barbari come loro.

>>53236889
>hipster detected
please ignore his posts

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>>53237844
>anglos
The ones with the small dicks or the arab ones with the small dicks?

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>>53237844

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look at how white, heterosexual and well dressed the average italian man is

>>53237963
>britanistan speaking of whiteness

>>53237927
>hipster detected
Did you even read what I was writing? I'm calling the people that dress like hipsters homos

>>53238047
>not a single drop speaking of whiteness

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>>53234097
>War

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>>53237963
>british creature talking about humans
ayy

>>53238065
Hey, I didn't say I'm white, but you've no room to talk at all kek.

>>53238223
I'm the whitest man you'll ever meet Pedro

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>>53238065
>implying being pale makes you better in any way.

D-VITAMIN, YOU MISS IT.

>>53238073
>Soviet war bulletin N.630 read on February 8, 1943 at radio Moscow stating that "the only force that can regard itself as undefeated on Russian soil is the Italian Alpini corps": actually, this bulletin was never issued by the Soviets

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>women don't like well dressed men
when will this meme end?
and by well dressed I don't mean experimental fashion tier, even just buying clothes that fit properly and colors that go together is dressing well, but apparently even that is gay and hard to do

>>53234097
>War

>>53238702
>a fucking leaf

>>53237963
nice terroni

>>53239543
>lol terroni aren't real italians
>lol padania should just secede
>don't you just hate terroni, lol
>i'm a notherner, in case you can't tell. not a terroni haha

>>53240041
t. John Esposito

>>53240041
t. Carmine Annunziata Smith

>>53240161
t. Nino Faggin

>>53240243
>Veneti
>not terroni
Good one Carminiello

>>53240230
t. Ludovico "Polentone" Doria
>>53240297
Thanks, Pasqualino.

>>53240335
>genovesi
>polenta
Just how fucking ignorant can one mad americunt be?

>literally
That is a keyword, because your literature is literally shit and that is the only thing that matters.

>>53240422
M8, I'm just trying to pick northern names. Does it really matter? Are we seriously trying to add logic to banter?

>>53240520
>american """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""banter"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

nice thread
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sex

>>53240576
I may not be particularly good at banter.
But I'm good enough to make you waste your time responding to me.
Fa una camminata nel paesino, Giovanino.

>>53234097
But you've been less influential on the world than Greeks, Persians, Chinese, French, Iberians and English..

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>>53240696
*Giovannino

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>>53240750
French and Chinese perhaps, the rest no.

>>53240786
Yeah, yeah. Forgot an n.
n-never noticed how small his nipples were. Weird.

>>53240750
>>53240858
The Chinese haven't been particularly influential on the world. They beat the western world to make certain things but never capitalized on it. And then the west made there own independently.
When Gutenberg invented his printing press, despite a similar invention being used in China much before, he invented it independently. There was no Chinese influence.

>>53240750
>Iberians
Alright, don't be so exaggerated. Pretty sure the Renaissance was influential as fuck.

>>53240750
>what is the Renaissance
>who are Petrarca, Tasso and Metastasio
>what is Fascism
>what is cultural Marxism

>>53241077
>>who are Petrarca, Tasso and Metastasio
You forgot Boccaccio. Can't have Petrarch without Boccaccio.

>>53241141
Petrarca was far more influential as far as international literature goes

>>53234234
Nice going in Stalingrad asshole, Germany lost the war because you failed to hold the line along side the hungrarians, romanians and bulgarians

>>53234951
>win ww1 & ww2
Keep telling yourself that. If you betray your allies right before youre about to get rekt you dont win. You lose even more, fucking faggots

>>53241188
The Decameron was greatly influential on the Canterbury tales which is considered one of the greatest works of middle age english literature.

But I was more referring to their influence on Humanism.
Also
>tasso
>a literal terrone

>>53241192
Germany lost the war because they thought they could fight against both the USSR and the USA at the same time, without even fully mobilizing, and with the aid of two regional powers and a bunch of underdeveloped satellites

>>53241255
If Italy hadn't tied up Austrian troops in the alps, warfare in France would have been magnitudes worse.

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>>53240750

>>53234097
I like French art, culture, and history more

>>53241255
>>53241324
Just to clarify I'm referring to WWI only.

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>people denying we won WW2

>>53241731
Yes, we won as in "the USA had mercy on us since they needed an anti-USSR puppet in the Mediterranean so they didn't split us up among our neighbours"

>>53241885
t. Albanese or PDfan

>>53241885
But they did split you.
You lost Istria, Fiume, and Dalmatia. As well as Albania.

>>53241946
Salò lost our territories, we won the war.

>>53241946
>Istria, Fiume, and Dalmatia
Those had already been conquered by Tito, who could claim them since they were inhabited by Slavs as well. Still, we got back Trieste and Friuli
>Albania
Thank god we did, I cannot imagine how bad it would have ended for us if Albozergs were given Italian citizenship back then
>>53241930
(You)

>>53241993
No. You capitulated.
Badoglio and that manlet king of yours signed officially surrendering and dropping out of the war. Then you plunged yourself into civil war.
>>53242040
>Thank god we did, I cannot imagine how bad it would have ended for us if Albozergs were given Italian citizenship back then
M8, there are only 2.8million Albanians in albania, it's a lot of clay without a lot of inhabitants. If you kept it, they wouldn't be like the albanians we know today. They'd be more like the Arbereshe who live in the south.
Mussolini practiced forced italicization. All you would have to do is continue that.
>we got back Trieste
You got half of trieste. Or trst as the slovenians call it. (I would like to buy a vowel!)

Requesting the pic with Italian ''victories'' in WW1 under the Tactical Genius Luigi Cadorna.

>>53242174
We won ... stay in denial and dont pretend to tell me about my country

>>53242300
>The Armistice of Cassibile[1] was an armistice signed on 3 September 1943 by Walter Bedell Smith and Giuseppe Castellano, and made public on 8 September, between the Kingdom of Italy and the Allies ("United Nations") of World War II. It was signed at a conference of generals from both sides in an Allied military camp at Cassibile in Sicily, which had recently been occupied by the Allies. The armistice was approved by both King Victor Emanuel III and Prime Minister Pietro Badoglio.
>After its publication, Italy left the Axis powers but the country was plunged into a civil war with some co-belligerent forces joining the Allies while others remained loyal to Mussolini and the Axis. Italian forces both in and outside Italy who would not join the Axis but could not resist until the Allies reached them were interned by the Germans.
No. You left the war. WWII was over for you.

>>53242353
Nope, Wikipedia is a jew influenced site.

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>>53242174
>M8, there are only 2.8million Albanians in albania
That's because it's hard to grow as a population if you are under a shitty communist regime in the Balkans. Imagine how much would have they grown if they had access to proper civilization
>They'd be more like the Arbereshe who live in the south
Arbereshe are non-kebabified Albanians, by 1945 Albos were already past the point of no return and will forever be savage mudslimes
>>53242234
>mfw they are finally going to remove his name from public places
Fucking finally

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>>53242430
>you are under a shitty communist regime in the Balkans
Communist Albania had a higher population. They forced population growth. It drops the minute the communist regime ends.
Face it, you would have been better owning Albania. And Albanians are hardly muslims. Islam is only making a come back now because of funding from Turkey.

>>53242566
>you would have been better owning Albania
That would have meant our industrial cities flooding with Albos. Since having southerners already caused a lot of problems, having even more barbaric people go there would have meant civil war
>And Albanians are hardly muslims
It's not about he religion, it's about the shitty muzzie mindset to which they adhere fully

>>53242875
Well, if you managed to keep albania. The outcome of the war would have to be different. Since we are discussing alternate history, I'd imagine a world in which you kept you balkan possessions is a world in which the mafia was never permitted to rise again the south. While the south is forever destined to be less wealthy than the north, it would not be this bad without fucking ndrangheta and the other fucks. So you would have Albania and no terroni issues, my polentoni friend.
>, it's about the shitty muzzie mindset to which they adhere fully
Depends, tbqh.

>>53243028
>I'd imagine a world in which you kept you balkan possessions is a world in which the mafia was never permitted to rise again the south
How are the two correlated, the mafia came back when you guys landed in Sicily.
>So you would have Albania and no terroni issues
But southerners didn't immigrate to the North because of the mafia, they immigrated because our government invested there most of the Plan Marshall money. So we'd have bot Albos and terroni problems

>>53243185
>the mafia came back when you guys landed in Sicily.
And, Operation Gladio.
If you kept Albania that would be one less communist country. The way the cold war played out would be different. They are related.
>. So we'd have bot Albos and terroni problems
Yes. The terroni cause the problems in the North. Not the marucchin', nope terroni. Come on, m8. The various criminal syndicates of southern italy have enough money to pay off italian debt in full as well as the majority of greek debt. Stop letting the problem get worse.

>>53243367
I doubt Albania was relevant enough that its lack of communist regime would have had any bearing on Gladio
>The terroni cause the problems in the North
I'm talking about the '50s and '60s m8

>>53243472
Dai basta parlare col ciccione bifolco , non sanno manco dove si trova il loro paese figurate parlare d'Albania

>>53243472
>I doubt Albania was relevant enough that its lack of communist regime would have had any bearing on Gladio
Well we are discussing alternate history. A world in which Albania doesn't become communist also probably means the balkans would largely be free of it.
>I'm talking about the '50s and '60s m8
Still not really the terroni.
The 50s coincides with your economic miracle and the 60s begins the years of lead.
>>53243557
>ciccione bifolco
Fuck you, cunt.
And for the record, I'm underweight.
>non sanno manco dove si trova il loro paese
What makes you say that?

>>53243703
>im underweight
in a country like USA underweight is 120 kg i guess.

>>53243703
>Well we are discussing alternate history. A world in which Albania doesn't become communist also probably means the balkans would largely be free of it.
Do you realize that Gladio had nothing to do with the external communist menace and was there to keep in check our own party (which hated both Albania and Yugoslavia)
>Still not really the terroni.
No, that's exactly when the Northerners really started to loathe the Southerners, since they migrated en masse to the Industrial Triangle (Genoa-Turin-Milan) and were generally pretty shit tier backwater rednecks

>>53243892
Apparently my body type is most similar to a starved North Korean. Cunt.
>>53243951
>Gladio had nothing to do with the external communist menace and was there to keep in check our own party (which hated both Albania and Yugoslavia)
Sure do. Didn't really consider it though.
> en masse to the Industrial Triangle (Genoa-Turin-Milan)
Well then diversify your country. That's really what this comes down to, the neglected south.

>>53244115
>That's really what this comes down to, the neglected south
But how does the fact that our government was in bed with the Agnelli family have anything to do with us retaining our Balkan possessions?

>>53234097
>food
yes
>women
not really, your women have good looks but often quite ugly voices
>music
not really
>history
arguably, although greece is also a contender
>culture
your culture is rapidly getting replaced by millions of nigs, I can see it
>war
HAHAHAHAHA
>art
yes, absolutely

>>53234097
Spain vould be the best at all of that except war, where neither are you

why are Italian women so slutty?

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>>53244739
they are?

>>53244739
They got influenced by British slag culture

italian are best in being a faggot

>>53244935
go choke on some rice chong ping

>>53244935
>designated trans nation

your cuisine, authors and art is nice but god damn are you loud obnoxious manlets

>>53248279
nice meme

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>>53234097
I have enough of this

>>53234234
You guys sucked ass.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_invasion_of_France

>>53242234
kek
who is Armando Diaz anyway, right?

>>53244935
>>53245005
>>53248145
>MFW POLAND IS SO IRRELEVANT IT GETS MISTAKEN BY INDONESIA
my fucking sides

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>>53237632
top kek

bump because we are gods and other countries try to tell us about how we arent the best country ever