Why are italians the best in the world at
How can other countries even compete with us? We are literally gods, every white woman craves med cock.
Butthurt italian in denials ,as usual
We won both WWs lad , created Argentina and we have the best food.
t. moor rapebaby
And you know a lot about it right Ahmed?
huehuhuehueh Literally i dont know any italian singer
nice culture...but i dont know if the best.
LOL WAT? lmao...
fucking curved nose italian with semitic genes fuckboy
this coming from an arab fuck living in the netherlands living of the welfare of the country and not respecting the culture of their hosts...
your niqab mother is sucking some dicks in morocco/algeria just to pay your stay.
she probably paid your boat travel to italy too
>failing to invade France
>no tanks, no artillery, not even enough socks for your soldiers
>failing to invade Greece
>failing to invade North Africa
>switch side at the last moment
>Sven trying to mock us because he needs to vent the fact that his wife is cucking him with the superior dark cock right now.
>Get kicked off by an old poor man that shitted on the streets
What are you.
e comunque abbiamo vinto.
Seriously, if you want to talk about the moment when Italy was great, talk about the Italian free cities, the Renaissance and how your ancestors invented modern banking and acted like complete jews.
But in the XXth Century Italy took a huge spiral down.
I'm not really, only when I can use it in my advantage.
But it's not hard for any thinking man to appreciate Italy, while Sweden doesn't really have much to appreciate at any point in its history. Apart from maybe the Thirty-Year War.
>e comunque abbiamo vinto.
Solo perchè agli americani non conveniva smembrarci o punirci troppo duramente, è un miracolo che gli Inglesi non si siano presi la Sicilia, i Francesi il Nord Ovest e Tito il Nord Est
I had half-Italian friend at high school. He was so shallow. He hated everything about Finland and Finns. It always took him an hour to get ready. Once he slept over my place and he couldn't go to sauna with me because then I would have seen him without all the hair + cosmetic products(or maybe he had small dick, I never saw it?). He wasn't very trustworthy either because he was always gossiping about everyone like a girl. And no he wasn't even gay.
>You smell muslim as fuck
Mate, if you smell something really stinky, you should wash your butthole you dumb gypsy, because that means your mom can also smell your stench.
>let me tell you about your country
>That country calling me cuck
>get btfo by an oldfart poo in loo
>Nigga Muthafucka is music
>Winning WW2 is worse than losing against chink fishermen
>memes are truth ahaha
Then he wasnt Italian, anywayi had a finland friend he was only 170 but he was chill af 10/10 bro
t. italian flag
best music ever
it's art appreciation
Factually incorrect. The radio doesn't have an inventor, rather a bunch of individual inventions that come together to create what we know as the radio.
Tesla, Marconi, the Russian guy, they were all important contributors and deserve a lot of credit. However, none of them invented it.
it's just the rest of you that are unclean, poorly dressed barbarians.
>Very into fashion and shit
Love this meme. The average Italian doesn't give a shit about fashion, and those who do are considered gigantic homos. We just tend do dress better than you guys because we are not barbarians
You're a little flamboyant, friendo.
>Love this meme.
It's an observation. It's what I noticed when I went to Italy. They were all really into fashion.
Nah, m8. You guys are into fashion. Well at least terroni in Benevento and Caserta are.
Nah. I never went into the major cities though.
I stayed in the small little comuni off of the city. Visiting family way up in the mountains where there shouldn't be people like that.
Just jeans and a shirt. I don't really care.
>It's an obsession
No it isn't, it's called having the modicum of good taste to not go around dressed like a clown. The guys that are really into it go around dressed like this, but you don't see much of that even in Homoland (aka Milan)
It's not but us Finns aren't into that especially back then so it's arrogant to judge us
And I seriously don't get why you need to look perfect every time you go out, we lived in a small town middle of nowhere
>Wear puffa jacket regardless of climate
>Move hands alot
>Praise Mussolini statue
>Live with mother until 50 years old
>Listen to Franco Battiato whilst thinking of a past lover
>Say you're North Italian even though your family are from the South and worked in a Fiat factory for the past 5 generations
The fact that the only people in your barbaric country with enough self-awareness to not go around dressed like idiots are faggots has nothing to do with the legitimacy of paying attention to how you present yourself to other people
I blame terroni, they like to sport those ridiculous hairdoes where they clean shave the sides of their heads
>The fact that the only people in your barbaric country with enough self-awareness to not go around dressed like idiots are faggots has nothing to do with the legitimacy of paying attention to how you present yourself to other people
Well, my parents are both Italian immigrants and I don't care about fashion.
But it gives me a good outside look when I go to Italy. Raised by Italians in America. So let me be a very educated person on the topic to inform you that you, and your people, are in fact Faggots.
These are arguably correct.
>Well, my parents are both Italian immigrants
It's not muh heritage. Italy is a shithole and I hate everything about it. I want nothing to do with those people. I'm American as far as I'm concerned.
It's pretty depressing, I know.
>let me tell you about your fashion
there's a reason why Milan is one of the capitals of fashion and not anything in the sultanate of Al-Britani
you care enough to jump in defense of your ex-colonial masters
I'm not even going to disagree with you, buddy! :)
The ones with the small dicks or the arab ones with the small dicks?
look at how white, heterosexual and well dressed the average italian man is
>british creature talking about humans
>implying being pale makes you better in any way.
D-VITAMIN, YOU MISS IT.
>Soviet war bulletin N.630 read on February 8, 1943 at radio Moscow stating that "the only force that can regard itself as undefeated on Russian soil is the Italian Alpini corps": actually, this bulletin was never issued by the Soviets
>women don't like well dressed men
when will this meme end?
and by well dressed I don't mean experimental fashion tier, even just buying clothes that fit properly and colors that go together is dressing well, but apparently even that is gay and hard to do
French and Chinese perhaps, the rest no.
The Chinese haven't been particularly influential on the world. They beat the western world to make certain things but never capitalized on it. And then the west made there own independently.
When Gutenberg invented his printing press, despite a similar invention being used in China much before, he invented it independently. There was no Chinese influence.
The Decameron was greatly influential on the Canterbury tales which is considered one of the greatest works of middle age english literature.
But I was more referring to their influence on Humanism.
>a literal terrone
Germany lost the war because they thought they could fight against both the USSR and the USA at the same time, without even fully mobilizing, and with the aid of two regional powers and a bunch of underdeveloped satellites
>Istria, Fiume, and Dalmatia
Those had already been conquered by Tito, who could claim them since they were inhabited by Slavs as well. Still, we got back Trieste and Friuli
Thank god we did, I cannot imagine how bad it would have ended for us if Albozergs were given Italian citizenship back then
No. You capitulated.
Badoglio and that manlet king of yours signed officially surrendering and dropping out of the war. Then you plunged yourself into civil war.
>Thank god we did, I cannot imagine how bad it would have ended for us if Albozergs were given Italian citizenship back then
M8, there are only 2.8million Albanians in albania, it's a lot of clay without a lot of inhabitants. If you kept it, they wouldn't be like the albanians we know today. They'd be more like the Arbereshe who live in the south.
Mussolini practiced forced italicization. All you would have to do is continue that.
>we got back Trieste
You got half of trieste. Or trst as the slovenians call it. (I would like to buy a vowel!)
>The Armistice of Cassibile was an armistice signed on 3 September 1943 by Walter Bedell Smith and Giuseppe Castellano, and made public on 8 September, between the Kingdom of Italy and the Allies ("United Nations") of World War II. It was signed at a conference of generals from both sides in an Allied military camp at Cassibile in Sicily, which had recently been occupied by the Allies. The armistice was approved by both King Victor Emanuel III and Prime Minister Pietro Badoglio.
>After its publication, Italy left the Axis powers but the country was plunged into a civil war with some co-belligerent forces joining the Allies while others remained loyal to Mussolini and the Axis. Italian forces both in and outside Italy who would not join the Axis but could not resist until the Allies reached them were interned by the Germans.
No. You left the war. WWII was over for you.
>M8, there are only 2.8million Albanians in albania
That's because it's hard to grow as a population if you are under a shitty communist regime in the Balkans. Imagine how much would have they grown if they had access to proper civilization
>They'd be more like the Arbereshe who live in the south
Arbereshe are non-kebabified Albanians, by 1945 Albos were already past the point of no return and will forever be savage mudslimes
>mfw they are finally going to remove his name from public places
>you are under a shitty communist regime in the Balkans
Communist Albania had a higher population. They forced population growth. It drops the minute the communist regime ends.
Face it, you would have been better owning Albania. And Albanians are hardly muslims. Islam is only making a come back now because of funding from Turkey.
>you would have been better owning Albania
That would have meant our industrial cities flooding with Albos. Since having southerners already caused a lot of problems, having even more barbaric people go there would have meant civil war
>And Albanians are hardly muslims
It's not about he religion, it's about the shitty muzzie mindset to which they adhere fully
Well, if you managed to keep albania. The outcome of the war would have to be different. Since we are discussing alternate history, I'd imagine a world in which you kept you balkan possessions is a world in which the mafia was never permitted to rise again the south. While the south is forever destined to be less wealthy than the north, it would not be this bad without fucking ndrangheta and the other fucks. So you would have Albania and no terroni issues, my polentoni friend.
>, it's about the shitty muzzie mindset to which they adhere fully
>I'd imagine a world in which you kept you balkan possessions is a world in which the mafia was never permitted to rise again the south
How are the two correlated, the mafia came back when you guys landed in Sicily.
>So you would have Albania and no terroni issues
But southerners didn't immigrate to the North because of the mafia, they immigrated because our government invested there most of the Plan Marshall money. So we'd have bot Albos and terroni problems
>the mafia came back when you guys landed in Sicily.
And, Operation Gladio.
If you kept Albania that would be one less communist country. The way the cold war played out would be different. They are related.
>. So we'd have bot Albos and terroni problems
Yes. The terroni cause the problems in the North. Not the marucchin', nope terroni. Come on, m8. The various criminal syndicates of southern italy have enough money to pay off italian debt in full as well as the majority of greek debt. Stop letting the problem get worse.
I doubt Albania was relevant enough that its lack of communist regime would have had any bearing on Gladio
>The terroni cause the problems in the North
I'm talking about the '50s and '60s m8
>I doubt Albania was relevant enough that its lack of communist regime would have had any bearing on Gladio
Well we are discussing alternate history. A world in which Albania doesn't become communist also probably means the balkans would largely be free of it.
>I'm talking about the '50s and '60s m8
Still not really the terroni.
The 50s coincides with your economic miracle and the 60s begins the years of lead.
Fuck you, cunt.
And for the record, I'm underweight.
>non sanno manco dove si trova il loro paese
What makes you say that?
>Well we are discussing alternate history. A world in which Albania doesn't become communist also probably means the balkans would largely be free of it.
Do you realize that Gladio had nothing to do with the external communist menace and was there to keep in check our own party (which hated both Albania and Yugoslavia)
>Still not really the terroni.
No, that's exactly when the Northerners really started to loathe the Southerners, since they migrated en masse to the Industrial Triangle (Genoa-Turin-Milan) and were generally pretty shit tier backwater rednecks
Apparently my body type is most similar to a starved North Korean. Cunt.
>Gladio had nothing to do with the external communist menace and was there to keep in check our own party (which hated both Albania and Yugoslavia)
Sure do. Didn't really consider it though.
> en masse to the Industrial Triangle (Genoa-Turin-Milan)
Well then diversify your country. That's really what this comes down to, the neglected south.
>That's really what this comes down to, the neglected south
But how does the fact that our government was in bed with the Agnelli family have anything to do with us retaining our Balkan possessions?
not really, your women have good looks but often quite ugly voices
arguably, although greece is also a contender
your culture is rapidly getting replaced by millions of nigs, I can see it