Make a version of this comic for your language edition
Same as Italians but with less enthusiasm.
Anglos just expect everyone to know English, whatever the race or culture.
Nah, most Germans aren't usually confident enough in their English abilities. I can speak German better than most of them can English, so they typically feel comfortable speaking German with me. If your German is really shit then I imagine the Germans will get impatient and start bridging the gap with English.
Just some crap I made up in my head. I ranked the languages according to one's that force a higher pitch/or how the speakers sound personally pitch-wise, to very low ones. Based on seeing internet videos.
High pitch: chinese
Middle: French, english, scandinavian, korean, hindi
Low-middle: German, spanish, italian, hungarian, polish, persian, turkish, portuguese
Low:semitic languages (hebrew, arabic), russian
Definitely not Italian unless you have some literature in it that you're itching to read. Do something like French or Russian. Or Mandarin if you don't mind it taking years before you can read a newspaper.
Nobody wants to learn Dutch.
Last panel is only true among countryside idiots, otherwise most people will speak broken english with you.
my sides help me
"Hey look he's speaking Danish, but he hasn't got that potato gargle down that us natives do so well let's speak to him in english instead."
If I wanted to only hear english I'd never leave the Anglosphere. Also why does Danish pronounciation have to be so hard?