/balt/ + /ausnz/
Balts are honorary Anglo's Edition
first for /bantz/
átok
Eww, I don't want to be an Anglo. I don't even think of /ausnz/ as anglos, since they're cool and chill.
>>53230333
THANK YOU ´ATOK
>>53230337
Yeah it's because we're all actually Abo's dardy
>>53230033
>>53230333
sleepy time dubs desu
>>53230443
It was a good try, lad. Don't worry about it. Dream of doubles.
>>53230443
Close but no cigar mate
im off too. goodnight all my friends have a great day
>>53230501
>>53230478
guess i wont be waking up haha
goodnight lads
>>53230347
Welcome back, faggot.
>>53230516
>>53230561
Goodnight, lads
don't forget to check for turks under the bed
>>53230443
>>53230516
Can I sleep with you lads?
it's like a very late breakfast
>>53230642
of course. my bed isnt too big though ;)
>>53230677
I just ate some toast with nothing but cheese
Baltic breakfast
>>53230033
>Balts are honorary Anglo's Edition
You lot don't get to decide that.
>>53230759
/brit/ more like /shit/ lmao
>>53230759
You don't get to post in this thread.
https://solus-project.com/why-solus/
Very convincing.
>>53230033
>Tfw no russian with killer dsl gf
lmao who made this shit thread? almost no replies what so ever.
Had a spooky dream and now I don't want to go back to sleep.
>>53230759
t. George ibn Mohammed
>>53230847
was it about australia?
>>53230847
are you ok? what was the dream about?
halal ass
>>53230943
Daily banter lol.
>>53230834
what are you talking about, you stupid faggot?
don't worry it's safe for work
>>53230759
/brit/ more like /shit/ lmao
>>53230945
i was just thinking about finland...
was listening to some tunes and watching a video when i suddenly realized that i can recognize finnish people in an instant, as if there is a special connection of family
video in question
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC3Cthm0HFU
Thank you, latvian, who got my back in /brit/ thread.
>>53230915
Oz isn't spooky
>>53230933
Getting held down and prodded with needles.
>>53231003
And thank you, finnish anon, who got my back too in /brit/ thread.
And thank you, australian anon, who got my back too in /brit/ thread.
>>53231050
Welcome, lad.
>>53231093
I don't use a tripcode on /balt/
>>53231089
the needles represent little penises
>>53231133
the boobs represent good mothering quality
>>53231176
the tripcode represent a latent desire of fame not met in real life
>>53231141
any time m80. im off to bed now. good night
>>53231233
What are finnish girls like?
>>53231180
I really like that painting.
>>53231253
Good night, chap.
>>53231214
Hmmm this has given alot to think about.
Thank you.
>>53230033
>>53230333
>>53230677
>>53230933
>>53231133
>>53231233
That's what I'm about.
>>53231259
probably the the same that they are in estonia
espect less spurdospeak :DD
>3d butt
please keep this in >>>/trash/ where it belongs.
>>53231452
>>53231520
>High test
You are alright in my book, pal.
Good evening, gents.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gPRZFZrVp0
>tfw I will NEVER be Estonian
>>53231594
Good evening, lad.
>>53231583
i'm pretty low test
>>53231594
fine evening to you lad
Kääbik :DD
>>53231594
Howdy
>>53231594
*dibs kaabu*
>>53231606
>tfw you have no idea what they are saying in the video
>>53231629
Pretty gutsy posting that stuff.
>>53231003
my man
>tfw carson fell from being toe to toe with trump and will keep falling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y983TDjoglQ
>>53231659
OH SHIT THERE'S A NIPPLE, I DIDN'T SEE THAT
PROMOTIONS
>>53231629
you just know that slip was intentional
>>53231594
>>53231625
Howdy!
>>53231629
Last pictures that you posted were quite good tbvh, bud.
>>53231576
Contributing.
>>53231681
wew alert
w e w
e
w
alert
>>53231764
Step up your game.
>>53231681
nice fish-tail parquet, when i finally decide to get a house i'll have that put in
i'm running out of sfw stuff, help
i need to plug my hdd in but too lazy
>>53230033
danger 5 is breddy based
>>53231658
not entirely true, a few years ago I started learning Estonian (that's when someone shared this video with me), and I was surprised by how easy it was to understand some parts of it. That's one thing that's really nice about Estonian, the gap between understanding the written language and understanding the spoken language isn't too big, unlike fucking Spanish were they speak at 200 km/h and slur the fuck out of their words.
Anyway, I still don't understand most of it, but yeah, it's still funny nonetheless.
>>53231851
rude
>>53231821
>Step up your game.
more like step up your name
>>53231851
Are you the Can from /cum/? The one who didn't put sour cream in his borsch, perhaps?
>>53231846
>>53231821
Holy fuck mate, I looked at that image and thought "what does this guy have to do with legs", and then I realized - his leg was a guitar and vice versa!
I have ascended to a higher level of mental clarity.
good year get
ok i ran out
is it normal to like german girls/women?
>>53232010
You are the hero /balt/ needs.
>>53231955
no, I'm the guy who namefagged as "QC" in /balt/ threads roughly 2.5 years ago
>>53231884
s-sorry, it's just frustrating to be able to understand so much written spanish, but to understand so little spoken spanish
Anyway, you're pretty cool, leafless Canada, I hope we can still remain friends :3
>>53232065
Only german goo girls.
>>53232142
noice
>>53232065
nein
>>53232249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22m5eU6uxeQ
>>53232249
but, what's objectively wrong with manly women? i bet they're very practical too
>>53232164
morenazi
how the hell do i get to shoot an AK without going to the army
>>53232484
join ISIS
>>53232164
ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
what did they mean by that?
>>53232425
>>53232244
nice dubs desu
>>53232516
how?
>>53232540
god damn I would sacrifice so much just to be granted the privilege of inseminating Lenna
>>53232425
>>53232546
do you want to die a slow, painful death after being tortured in the cruelest way you can imagine? if you do, it's not that hard, just google it or something ;-)
if i came to tallinn with a friend next month for like 2 nights, where should we stay?
>>53232704
Lasnamäe
>>53232524
what does that text say btw?
>>53232719
yeah nah
>>53232764
I'm Peruvian at heart but German blood flows through my veins thanks to my mother, together with my family we are of the aryan race and nazis until death.
PERKELE, Kääbik jälle vällän külmetäs XDDDDDDD
>>53232704
hostels maybe? they should be around 15-20EUR a night last i heard and they're filled with /int crew
I'm the first lithuanian to post in this very thread
Hello.
>>53232588
czhecked f.a.m.
>>53232830
hahaha holy shit
K I N G Z
>>53232923
tere
what is the informal hello in lihtuania?
Time to check 'em
>>53233089
Wilno nasze kurwa
>>53233052
>a king nobly drinking wine
big numbers are coming
>>53233104
delete dis
>tfw no gf with a jawline of the gods
>>53233104
You mean these?
>nordicks
>dubs
pic one
>>53233089
informal? zdarof pituh gaidosas nahui or
sveikas, labas, priviet
Is this thing even human?
>>53233288
Dubs
>>53233343
no, is finland
>>53233252
now that is impressive
>>53233320
>zdarof pituh
kek, you don't get your face smashed for calling someone pituh?
>>53233396
if that someone is a liberal then yes.
>>53232164
>no, I'm the guy who namefagged as "QC" in /balt/ threads roughly 2.5 years ago
Welcome back, QC! How have you been, what have you been up to?
>>53230033
nice dubs buddy did you steal them from an aborigine?
>>53233396
>>53233320
what does pituh mean?
>>53233343
Why do they write in English?
>>53233496
Abos don't know the concept of dubs. Don't give them any ideas, alright? Last thing I want is them demanding dubs from me.
>>53233485
same old, same old
still haven't gotten back to learning Estonian, university keeps me busy and I'm bad at multitasking, but I will get back into it some day
what's been going on in Eestimaa these days? has the "refugee" situation been getting any reaction there or are you too detached from all of that to give a shit?
>>53233581
kukk
>>53233581
Party.
You belong to the city
>>53233581
rooster slang for faggot
>>53233612
>has the refugee situation been getting any reaction there
not the same anon, but yeah, people are furious, literally no one wants them here but our goverment doesnt listen us, there have been anti-refugee rallies but they literally dont give a fuck, good thing is we """"""""only""""""""" accepted like 250 refugees...
I haven't visited balt for like 3 months. Since when are we such good friends with Australian shitposters? What's up with all the balt+ausnz stuff?
>>53233684
Roosters have slang?
>>53233759
there has been*
>>53233667
the city belongs to me so you belong to me by extension
kanal 2 praegu poisid... vabad mehed jne
>>53233799
zdarov, pituhh
>>53233837
See, mida sa tsiteerid, on päris hea laul tegelikult, semu.
>>53233775
We've always been, we just didn't know it yet
>>53233889
privet)
>>53233940
idi nahui suka blyat
>>53233972
grubo, česno govoŗa.
>>53233916
ma tegelikult ei jaga su arvamust selle laulu kvaliteedi osas
>>53233940
pedik
Welcome to /rus/
>>53234167
Jane pani maju, Ruslan
>>53234248
"rude to be honest"
Posting it again lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLlUXlE5ULc
>>53234248
valus lits xDD
>>53234301
>britkek
The Bananas in Pyjamas are out for your blood. What do?
>>53234303
pask/10
>>53234326
I'm a Latvian.
>>53233759
fucking Sweden
anyway, it's a shame the government is doing that, especially since it's the Reform Party. Correct me if I'm wrong (I'm by no means an expert on Estonian politics), but it seems to be the only non-shit major political party, given the Centre Party is pro-Russian (according to Wiki: "The Centre Party has become by far the most popular party among Russians in Estonia, being supported by up to 75% of ethnic non-Estonians."), and the socialists, well, let's not even go there.
to drinketh thee wine or nay?
>>53234303
why did they name themselves after winnie the pooh
>>53234412
Because Siilike Udus
hello
>>53234412
because faggots can't stop squatting over mirrored floors... idiot
>tfw you get two wieners, but one dies
>>53234402
>drinking the liquid woman
gosh anon, you're not a cute little grill are you?
>>53234395
>reform party
>good
no defintly not, they are supposed to be right winged but considering how much they suck EUs cock its a shame.
There's only one good political party in Estonia atm and its EKRE, they are far-right conservative party, who want to leave EU and are against refugees, they have gained so much popularity but the thing is because of them Reform Party is loosing supporters and because of that the Centre Party is the most popular political party atm and they are literally the worst, not only they are the only "pro-russian" party they are also the most corrupt, actually its leader is under investigation by KAPO (our FBI) at the moment for corruption and he has been under inevestigations many times before for many different things (corruption, treason etc) but he has always gotten away, but not this time (they already removed him from Tallinns mayor position) , now KAPO has enough evidence to put him to jail (i hope)
sorry for the long post
>get in thread
>see all of this disgusting 3d stuff
eew
>>53234184
Vähemalt võtsid aega ning kuulasid antud pala ära.
>>53232484
You could just steal it from police :DDDDDDDDDDDD
>>53234958
t. igor
>>53234795
what about IRL and EVA? Are they good as well or just the same as Reform?
Anyway, good luck for the future. But even if disaster strikes and the Centre Party gets the most seats, given it's a proportional system, they would still have only a minority of seats, so the other parties could form a coalition against them and the socialists right?
Why does this merger scream reddit?
>>53234395
>>53234795
the center party in estonia is a one man show (the russians here don't vote for a party or ideology, they vote based on person), once edgar drops dead they will disappear into history (not russians, but the center party)
>>53235027
IRL is one of the few parties which has stayed consistent in their platform (which is not very popular anymore since EKRE draws attention)
EVA is a joke, they don't have any ideology, they consist of people who ran away from other parties (and considerations to join those very same parties have been brought out)
>>53234795
>>53234395
Reform is not good, but it's still the best party, together with Vabaerakond. EKRE is absolutely retarded in all their policies, except immigration. One good does not make up for all their negatives, it's a bible-thumper party.
>>53235234
shhhh, publicity was not part of the take over plan
>>53234958
Igori čia tu?
>>53235262
>EKRE is bad
ah? EKRE is literally most based political party we have atm, its literally UKIP v2, they want to leave EU, they are pro NATO, they are against any refugees, they want to tax foreign banks here(SEB,SWED etc), they have alot of good ideas, just because your name is Ivan and you have been brainwashed to believe they are "anti-russian" doesnt mean its true
The day SDE wins our elections is the day i will do the lithuanian
>>53235351
wipe the foam pls, i'm an ekre voter but hear hear
you must realize that aside from the temporary need to block any immigrants from entering our land they actually are kind of retarded in almost everything else they claim they want to do and the parts that aren't retarded like national security overlap with everyone else
>>53230033
Latvija Uzvara
>>53235351
It's good that they're anti-Russian, but they're also against abortion and cohabitation agreement. Also, their "ideas" are incredibly vague and abstract.
>>53233343
>Xer is Finland
>Yet I still can't find gf or create original meme
Life is truly a suffering
>>53235491
who is this """""""""""puberty""""""""""" ? haha
>>53235583
reminding.
>>53235585
Spooked
Nose started bleeding today. I wonder if it's the pollution.
>>53235884
Haven't left to outside since December, what is this pollution you speak of?
>bleeding from the face
check your pants if there is a nose shaped thing there
there might have been some tragic mix up in your genome
Daily reminder if Latvian is stealing your potatoes don't put scarecrow, but build nearby a maxima :D
T. VYTAUTAS BAVREVIČIUS
>>53235984
>le latvian don't have potato XD
trash joke to be fair.
>>53235946
idk but every day I see this gray haze over vilnius and i think it's that
>>53236139
those are just the local rastamen puffin their blunts
>>53230347
Oh look it's the weeaboo biscuitfag!
>>53231764
Does le heart-shaped guitar look like a dick to you?
>>53236076
I've seen that picture once already. Do you even try to be creative?
>>53236076
To be honest more Latvians died by maxima than any Latvian died in sharks attacks :DDDDDDDDDDDD
>>53235593
>against abortion
How is that a bad thing?
I'm against killing unborn children as well, unless its russian abortion, which is A-okay
>>53236406
I have ~3200 images as of yet, it's just that I can't be asked to search for original stuff all of the time laddy.
>>53236426
rude DDDDDD:
>>53236527
>~3200 as of yet
>~3200
>yet
>y e t
What are you doing with your life?
Also, about the images:
There is one thing you can do!
How about you help us all and stop posting?
>>53235593
>against abortion
do you have a link where they say it? i watched all their debates during the election times and they never said anything stupid like that
haha
>>53236538
Nice trip man
Does your step father now you are using Internet this late :D
>>53236597
DUDE YOU ARE SHIT XD LMAO :DDDDDD
SMART CASUAL
>>53236597
>What are you doing with your life?
work -> post/anime
>How about you help us all and stop posting?
They're not that bad desu.. I can't stop posting them 100% but I can decrease the volume.
>>53236604
It was on their site. Under family policies or something like that if I remember correctly.
>>53236722
pointless really. if you're not going to have a dresscode then don't have one. this whole smart casual thing is bullshit
>tfw can't wait :^)
Any of you balt fags use steam because: https://www.change.org/p/valve-corporation-make-another-price-region-for-baltic-countries-latvia-lithuania-estonia-2?recruiter=461041346&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=whatsapp
>>53236973
Do they seriously do this?
If they do it's pretty nice, considering the police actually cares about people.
>>53237035
last time i checked only russians signed it desu
>>53236761
they are not anti-abortion, they are pushing for some stricter laws when it comes to abortion, they want to make it like you need to get a permission for an abortion from your dr. But i can understand that. Dude theres like only million estonians in the world, we are declining every year and we are like europes nr1 when it comes to abortions, i have nothing against when some sub-human junkies want to do an abortion, but when estonians who are wealthy enough and in good health want to do an abortion.... i dont know dude...
>>53237035
t. Ivan Plaksin
>>53236973
lol am i the only one who is excited to see if i get the sms or not
>>53236973
what did you order?
>>53236973
>tfw because of this guy /balt/ is now forevermore marked as a drug distribution thread
>>53237086
they are doing it or will start some time this year. they said the amount of people is "far greater than a few thousand"
i would prefer if my tax went into solving murders or thefts etc but whatever floats your boat
>>53236973
>>53237293
>>53237154
What does it say?
captcha: 420
>>53236973
for foreigners: example of a text estonian police are sending to people who do drugs according to their sources
>>53237439
Is it a "Stop doing drugs" type of a message or "Come to court" type of a message?
>>53236973
>>53237389
police warning people that drugs are bad and may result in criminal charges. they are sending those texts to people they think are doing drugs
fucking hell, just read the article xDD
wrapped everything in tin foil
>>53237552
the former
>>53237439
>>53237553
Pls.stop selling drugs,be a good citizen:D
Like,really?
>>53237635
>Like,really?
sadly yes. tax euros in work
>this song is no longer science fiction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnUSyc-9-Kc
>>53237635
it's 2016 belaruse, enjoy living in 80's tier everything
>>53237686
Ebin.
Good luck with law enforcement like this
>>53237748
At least we can keep our russians in check.
Unlike you:D
thank you based 80s
>>53238224
>At least we can keep our russians in check.
wut
>>53238224
>At least we can keep our russians in check.
Is that why you all speak Russian?
what's the silliest baltic pastime?
>>53238413
kiiking
>>53238224
>keep our russians in check
hol up
*checks wikipedia*
so what you be sayin
*switches to simple english*
so you be sayin that
*remembers he can't read and closes wikipedia in anger*
so you be sayin you isn't russians?
>>53238413
meeming
>>53230033
How's this show? Is it good?
Have this "Rare and Classic"© /balt/™ OC
>>53238575
Jenny death
>>53238575
I had a feeling the janitor was lithuanian
>>53238224
and how can't we?
>>53238545
sauce me up scotty
>>53238777
>>53238812
>>53238781
http://spoki.tvnet.lv/tiniemplus/Dubli-dubli-dubli-D/125010
Don't go too wild, ladm8
>>53238399
The reason is basically the same why ireland and scotland speak english, it's some historical shit,and it will take too much time to explain.( tho i can desribe this all in one word "cucked")
>>53238450
Nope,we are not.
It's like saying that Finns are Estonians.
>>53238663
Wait,are you sure you keep them in check?
>>53238950
>spoki.tvnet.lv
>>53238956
i wonder why this keeps happening
not the porn posting, everybody loves porn
but the mods taking a nap...
someone should man the ban button at all times
>shopping with dad
>try a jacket on
>it's too big
>father says it's too big
>I say "I'm a big guy"
>he's visibly confused and doesn't say anything
Lads i can't stop memeing I LOVE memes SO MUCH
>>53239000
If keeping your russians in leadership positions and praying your big brother doesn't send in the druzhina means keeping your russians in check, then yes, good job
>>53239000
Yeah, our Russians are actually pretty cool.
It's the """"""poles"""""" that keep acting up.
>>53239223
>shopping with parents
aren't you too young to be posting here?
>>53239413
I'll have you know I'm 18 years and six months old.
>>53239560
Quality over quantity, my lad.
>>53239413
>>53239247
>your russians in leadership positions
I don't think we actually have any russians in goverment.
They reason our goverments likes russia anyway,is money and cheap gas. If estonia had gas we would be sucking your dick now
>>53239256
>""""""poles""""""
This,they started to talk too much about "their" clay.
>>53239560
/shit/ threads 40
/intelligentelmanly discussion/ threads 1
this how we roll!
PS. take the brit to the loo
>>53239223
haha are you me (im a big guy myself)
>>53239726
I'm a little girl actually (for you).
Who /cuck/ here?
>>53240023(You)!
(You)?
>>53240023
t.Kristian Olafsson
>>53240157
t. danish """"""""""""""""""""""""man who hates nazi chicks
>shatvia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eBFspVWjk8
lads dat dem gypsies be stealin our memes
>>53240589
It's "scatvia", you imbecile.
>>53240666
>Sithuania
>>53240666
hello satan my old friend
>>53236973
coo,l doing drugs is degenerate
>>53240666
checked
>>53240589
brit, more like shit lmao
>>53240778
are you a fucking generator?
>-35*C
send wood for sauna
>>53240808
>blyatvia
>>53240843
I'm a terminator sent back in time, with metal endo skeleton and all
>>53240890
kus perses sul -35 on
>>53240890
-25 here desu, just came from sauna.
>>53240994
jõgeveste ligidal
>tfw maakas
>>53240914
hello reddit
>>53240890
*sends jews*
This thread needs some burger in it
>>53241128
'sup
>>53240890
>jõgeva lähedal -35
>põltsamaal -21
wew lad
>>53241313
jõgeveste mitte jõgeva :^)
>>53241142
Get out
eesti mees on parim mees
>>53242043
ur mum would know haha
absolute madmen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC-rA69-YPg
>>53242109
6/10 nali, hea, aga pole originaalne
>>53242043
eesti mees on tantsumees
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_huy-jm2XMM
>>53242153
neither is ur mum's pussy lmao
Mis teete, semud?
>>53242406
lasen onni, mis ise?
>>53242406
browsing /tv/ and /pol/
>>53237439
>>53237553
Hol up
>>53242446
ära lase onni, onnis on mees sees
>>53234336
Wait for those creepy cunts to go downstairs
>>53242656
by that logic he can't shoot ur mum either hahah
>>53242656
peksin ta nahhui, mingi sibul oli
Sasodītie Igauņi.
Käisin täna üle pika aja sellise külmaga kuskil metsavahel asuvas kuivkäimlas sital. Perse küll ära ei külmunud, aga pisut jahe oli ikka.
Selline on elu, kui elad maal.
So, how was your day, /bantz/?
New thread:
>>53243094
>>53243094
>>53243094
>>53243094
>>53241710
No