we speak English using our native languages' ortographies

гyд aйдea

שיטטי ת'רד או-פי

>>53226008
ju mast juz sam kajd of transliterejszn if ju łont tu kontribjut

hay laic. dis

>>53225958
Гpeaт идea тбч
лaтин цyцкc oyт

>>53226069
what the fuck

>>53225958
Ju miehn leick diß?

These are all looking really terrible so far.

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>>53226317
>Бe aмepицaн
>гeт cчoт

>>53226069
>hi dosn't anderstend cirillik
ar u even slav?

Uéu, ife uí uzi de porchuguizi uei ofi raiting de rezult quen bi veri uird
ái quaite laiki iti, tchu bi ónesti

>>53226069
whot iß se differents bitwiehn jur "w" end "ł"?

>>53226517
ł is ł lajk in łudstok
w is akin tu dżerman w

>>53226457
>tchu bi ónesti
кpaкeд ми aп

>>53225958
वेल मिम्ड माई फ्रेन्ड

>>53225958
Gud zred mai friend.

>>53225958
in katakana
キルユアセルフユーファッキンファゴット
アイファッキンヘイトジスカインドオブシッティスレッド
in hiragana
きるゆあせるふゆーふぁっきんふぁっごっと
あいふぁっきんへいとじすかいんどおぶしってぃすれっど
in romaji and in kanji
n/a. it doesnt worth it and make sense.

>>53226595
ah, it tohk somm teim tu deßeifer jur post batt itt äktschualli wörked

>>53226457
this

丁日人
desu

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>>53226399
>bi xhu
>get gast
kent mejk dhis shit ap

>>53227140
Guay ar yu aloud tu haf yur oun flag?
Arent yu part of chaina?

>>53226712
They look the same

>>53225958
No Syriac or Aramaic keyboard on Android.

>>53225958

Dis is kreisi.

>>53225958
vi spik ingliş yuzing aur neytiv lenguıcıs ortografiğs tu enkarıc anglos tu introdüys sam sensıbıl stendırt.

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>>53225958
This thread is a trip.

Keep going. I'm enjoying this.

>>53227899
Guai gud yu enyoi dis? Du yu iven anderstand?

>>53225958
vat if ay əm tolkin layk dət ? şəl yu andərstənd?

Aj äm nått shår uatt to do

>>53228982
ay ken andırsitent tu bi honıst meyt

>>53229141
yu olveys du, ay andrstənd yu tu

>>53229236
:3

Ai preufeur tu ispiqui im portuguisi rhader dem inglichi. Bãti, téu mi, ráu ari iuo gais?

>The European Commission has announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other contender. Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had room for improvement and has therefore accepted a five-year phasing in of "Euro-English".
>In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k", Which should klear up some konfusion and allow one key less on keyboards.
>There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f", making words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
>In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e" is disgrasful.
>By the fourth yer, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
>During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and everivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. ZE DREM VIL FINALI COM TRU!

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>>53229265

>>53229553
kek nays

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>deat filing uen no gief
jast șut mi alredi

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>>53229720
ay nov det filing

No idea what's going on in this thread

>>53225958
uat es dat flage,it ish sou embarasing,pelese,qil ioucelfe

Hai mai neim is Pekka änd aim going tu gou tu alko änd bai sam buus

>>53229553
לול

>>53229817

I just got it.

They are spelling things phonetically. Try reading their scratchings. For the runes though there is no point.

>>53229978
vat daz dət min?

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>>53229776
>iu uil ălueis bi ă vărgin no meatăr hau hard iu trai
cheant meic deat șit up

>bi amerikan
>get şat

gej tred, kil jorself nau

>>53230119
cast bi yorself meyt

>>53230218
> bi e luzer olveys

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>>53230281
şşşşş

>>53225958
iu vuot mait?

>>53229720
gizăs,iu chent ivăn rait in dis niu uei propărli

Ai tinc dis niu caind of ingliș iz ă veri gud aidiă,it ud meic for some nais niu ueiz of șitpousting.

Olso,mai nigăs,lărn dă difrăns bituin "î" end "â",ghet on mai levăl

Faching hel,ai rili laic raiting dis uei,iț checing on mi,ai chent stop,aim starting tu bicam incoerănt

>>53230218
>jast bi dhă otistic gai evribadi ignors

>>53225958
Well, mei polisch freind, vis kann bi arrangsched.

Oh booi dis is akschualli feri fun toe ried.
Helloo mij neem is Henk end ij want toe bai maiself ah smal voomie bier.

we speek 'nglish yoosin ar nadiv langwag's ortoegrafies tuh 'nkerage Ayngloze t' intruhdoose sum sensuhbul standerd

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>dis rouli tredi
Aeeee élemau

>>53230456
Hei, bei ze wei...ies Hendrik a kommon datsch näm?

Ei mett uonn wromm ze newerlants.

>>53225958
Ayyyy mamma mia tats a gret aidia

>>53230104
лoл
тaт иc тa пpoблeм, ты дoн'т aндepcтaнд aнитинг нoт ин Лaтин cкpипт

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>>53230505
spoderman iz det yu?

>>53230626
ay əkşullii nov de sirillik alfebet

>>53229990
No you fucking retard. They're writing in english. But making fun of the lack of any centralized grammatical system, by using their native languages phonetic rules.

>>53230869
>əkşullii
вaт?
aй дoн'т aндepcтaнд

>by amerikan
>get šot
>foget tu tip da šūter
>get šot agen
>kol ęmbulans
>foget tu tip da ęmbulans draiver
>get šot agen
>ten tauzand dolar bil

>>53231043
>Actually

>>53230380
fac iu ledărman

>>53225958
>visse ouolle traide

vi spik ingliš juzink ar nejtiv langvičes ortografis tu inkeredž englous tu inčrodus sem senzibel stendart

>>53230968

Yeah that's essentially what I said. Thanks for elaborating though :^)

Aj littirralli kannt.

Swedish orthographical system fails completely at representing english properly.

>>53231210
coppи
тa ’ş' кoнфюзeдм ми

>>53230527
Dis ís cainda naici équitchuali. Uí quen spiki in inglich endi omli pípou ru spiki inglish endi portugizi uiu ãnderstandi.
Monoglotis BLÕUN DE FAC AUT

>>53231421
>Suèdiche orthographical système failz caumeplitli ate représentingue anglishe propeureli

>>53225958
kacz mi if ju ken

>>53231490

>Fręns sejing eniting abaut ortografy

>>53225958
Inglich ís ei chiti lengu'eij tu lârhn

>>53231490
So duzz thuh fränch.

>I can't represent english th, ch, uh, and a bunch of other sounds in Swedish.

RIP.

fánni háu evribádi ken ándörsztend ícsádör hír, ikszept englosz

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>>53231653
dis

aim güei

>>53231422
אקספט יור איזראלינס דונט יוז סיריליק אול דה ראשנז גו באק טו ראשיה בלאט

séking máj hed deszu szenpáj

>>53231809
נייט

ai känt spiik inglis veri vel
äs äm hoo tee bee hoo fäm

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>>53231163
>be Lithuanian
>forget to tip Ivan
>get invaded

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bihed dooz hu sey islam iz viyolınt

>>53231653
Lél ui jâst meidi âp a niu uei tchu talqui uidauti ãnglos anderstendingui.
>Bi americãn
>Donti anderstandi fóreiners
>Guéti choti

>>53231653
Ajm ann anglo annd aj unndörstannd fajn

>>53231944
>using y for the j sound

TURKRÅCH PLZ

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>>53225958
In the neighbourhood rule I

>>53231653

>funny how everybody can understand everybody here except anglos

It gives me a headache to read it

>>53232167
I can pretty much understand the latin-script stuff at a glance.

It's surprisingly quick to learn such things with enough exposure. The only one that gives me a hard time is the french.

ikimm speyek leeik theiis

>bi americăn
>ghet șat
>gău autsaid
>ghet șat
>gău tu scul
>ghet șat
>cal dă polis
>ghet șat
>gău tu dă haspităl
>faiv thauzănd dalărs bil
>chent pei ap
>gău tu jeil
>ghet reipd

хa хa!
oнли пoycтъpc хy нoy киpилик кaн ъндъpcтeнд oдъp киpилик юзъpc
диc из дъ тpy cикpeт клъб
и

>>53231944
>viyolınt
vaylınt

>>53232104
>bi sividiş
>sak nigır kak

hav ebaut dis van?

>>53230456
>dutch tries to join in
>there's no difference

pottery

Ew heiarlew, mei niem is answah end ee speuk naitivley a lingwinj det asnut enкlißš

>>53232167
toe bie verrie onnist, ai don think this is verrie difekult to riet
>>53232298
mai saids a in obit

>>53232167
>everybody
each other

>>53230456

No headache. Thank you, continent-brits.

>>53232438
>each other
ietsj adde

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>>53232167
In most languages the letters correspond to whatever comes out of your mouth, but in English you're winging everything and hoping for the best. Why does "everything" have 2 e letters when you spell out only one e? It should be "evrithing". Or make - you never say the "A", in most languages "make" would be something like "meik" or "mejk".

"Meik Amerika greit agen".

See what I'm getting at? If a foreigner would read "Make America Great Again" it would sound something like http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U0D3rp3i7m

>>53230456
ekcsulli íziör tu ríd den inglis, ikszept for dö v=f mím

ai laic tu sac dics

>oui spique angliche youzing aouheur neytive laingouagise' ortographise tout encourage anglose tout introdyouce somme sensibeul standard
I tried

>>53232535
beecuz iff yoo spel Inglisch fonetikli yoo just gett Dutch

>>53230456
Åh boj tis is aktualli veri funn to rid.

Hällå maj nem is Hänk än aj want to baj majsälf a small fåmi bir.

My best effort since that seemed like a good sentence to attempt.

>>53229384
>>53226457
>tchu
>tu

decidam-se, lads

>>53232638
sõu all inglismen aa äktsjuölli datšmen?

>>53232584
dets gey meyt

>>53232697
not if dei ar femenin dics

>bi Amerikan
>get šot
>get puld ouer
>get šot
>helo ofiser vat is de problem
>get šot
>du ju nou hau fest ju ver gouin
>get šot
>nou
>get šot
>put jour hends ap
>get šot
>em ai bing diteined
>get šot
>get šot
>get šot
>stap rezisting
>get šot
>get šot
>get šot
>bi on FOKS NEUVS
>get šot
>letvian turist šot bai polis
>get šot
>ofiser nešonal hiro
>get šot

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>>53232693
Its our great secret

>>53228794
Actually, yeah, including the Cyrillic (but not the Asian or Hebrew shit above).

>>53229817
no wei, rilli?
ai hed no idia

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>>53232803
>>helo ofiser vat is de problem
>>get šot
ay ekşuli laffd in riyıl layf

vau tis tred is fakin ritaaded

>this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE8IZjNeE8M

>>53232825

his neim is knut annd nåt kanut, serijusli hvay du inglisj spikers ålvais rooin nån-inglisj neims

hællo gajs, vot es gåeng on en dis træd?

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>>53232803
>Latvia

>>53232960
not meutch.

>>53232956
I've heard both names used, t/b/h.

>i actually understood this shitbeast of a comment

>>53232951
This is amazing.

>>53232960
dschaßt somm schittpohsting

>>53232960
meh, it's fain rilli

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>>53232951
dis gets mi evritaym

>>53233120
>that
>sounding like just

No.

Tou bi onèste, ze frènche spaillinngue système ise ze baiste ouone ine ze ouorlde.

Guette aune maï laiveule, iou fagottes.

>>53233323
sili frenchi, de espanis uan is actuali de best der is!

>>53233323
out of all these flags, French is the only where I automatically read it with a silly over the top accent.

>>53233323
disz száundsz géj ás fák

Νο σουπιριορ γkριkς ιν δις σιτι θρεντ, λετς φιξ δατ.

>>53233323
>Implaín dat dê pórtchugizi uan iz nóti dê béstchi

IJ fink det wie must meek dis de offìsjul spelling of de Inglisj lankwitsj.

ello, ai'm italian end i fac iour moms

>>53233567
>mfw I understood that
dat iusles cors ai tuk on clasic grik fainali bers frut

>>53233757
łaj łud ju iwen tejk a kors on klasik grik

>>53233864
ai olso estadid som latin, bat ai cant rimember yaksit

Im half Japanese half american.

>アメリカ料理
>外に出なさい
>薬物隣人を参照してください
>警察の車が角を回って来る参照してください。
>つもりが逮捕馬鹿薬物男
>警察は押し上げます
>待つ
>ああくそSWAT
>彼らはドアを粉砕し、中に行きます
>彼らは、薬物男を引き出します
>役員は薬をドロップ
>私は歩いて、彼のためにそれらを拾います
>GET ON THE GROUND
>何?
>GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND
>理解できません
>*POW POW*
>dies.
>"My life in America.

>>53233961
bât fór uatch pârposi?

>>53233757
>μαι φεις γουεν σαμουαν αντερστουντ
Αι θοτ ιτ λουkς kομπλιτλι ινkοπρεχενσιμπλ, ιβεν ιφ γιου νοου χαου δε λετερς αρ προναουνσντ.

>>53233222
That is the only way German can create a J sound in their language; see Dschungel

>>53234021
well rip i fucked up

>>53233961
aj hed mandatori latin in uni
Aj hewynt lernt dżakszit sins de profesor łos e fakin drank end olłejs kejm tu klas ebsolutli smaszt. Łi newer tokd ebałt ekczual latin, hi dżast łent on end on ebałt polisz poetri

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>>53232803
Ai quente istópi léfim

>>53234074
auer pronunsiesion is actuali cuait similar
>>53234041
ai estadid jiumanitis, it uos mandatori der
>>53234174
saunds veri eslavic

>>53225958
Wai wud ai want tu du dat?

It meiks mi saund laik a ritard.

>>53234283
It rili is. Ajm priti szur e siwilajzd kałntri łut hew fajrd him on de spot. Ewriłan in de fakulti nołs his permanentli drank end jet nołbadi is łilin tu du enyfink ebałt it. His en old profesor łif frends in haj plejses aj ges.
Aj min, fak, łan dej hi kejm soł drank hi hed trabul mejkin it ap de sterkejs. Ders noł łej de din dazynt noł.

>>53234178
ou ai em léffin

All this thred shows is that mohst of the forinas on 4chan hav really strong acsents and ar sayin simpul wurds wrong. Espeshily Brazillians.

>>53234174
Kek, ken ju tel mi de nejm of de juniwersiti? Aj klirli rimember e similar siczułejszyn et maj fakjulti.

>>53234687
>impláin iu nou anifin abáut brazillian ékcent.

>>53234687
Ruldji tchu bi ónest

>>53234741
Juniwersiti of wrocław.

>>53234687
you don't know their orthographies

>>53234777
>Ruldji

Come on, you don't say this word like that, do you?

Diz ís rarder dem ai fot

âme aïe douhïngue ite ouaïte

>>53226599
PЭA
Э
A

>>53225958
Ai gæss ail givv itt a shott

>>53234844
Oł, soł newermajnd. Maj juni iz e bit tu de ist.

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“I had a very big fart, and suddenly I fucked off the road”


http://www.moisund.com/2010/12/21/petter-solberg-engelsk/

>>53226399
wow, this would actually a super helpful way to learn the cyrilic alphabet though.

>>53234960
bott ai kænt garanti dæt it vil bi værri gudd år aniting

>>53235010
its not the fart that kills you, its the smell

we have corpses marching on the street

"beware, there's a moose on the road" they said. Well hell, Im not gonna stop for some fucking mus!

ŁOT DE FAK DID JU DŻAST SEJ EBAŁT MI JU LITYL BICZ? AJL HEW JU NOŁ AJ GRADUŁEJTED TOP OW MAJ KLAS IN DE NEJWI SILS, END AJW BIN INWOLWD IN NUMEROŁS SIKRET RAJDS ON AL KAIDA, END AJ HEW OŁWER 300 KONFERMD KILS. AJ EM TREJND IN GORILLA ŁORFER AND AJM DE TOP SNAJPER IN DE ENTAJER JUŁES ARMT FORSYS. JU ARE NAFING TU MI BAT DŻAST ENADER TARGET. AJ ŁIL ŁAJP JU DE FAK AŁT ŁIF PRESYŻON DE LAJKS OW ŁICZ HEZ NEWER BIN SIN BIFOR ON DIS ERF, MARK MAJ FAKING ŁORDS. JU FINK JU KEN GET EŁEJ ŁIF SEJING DAT SZIT TU MI OŁWER DE INTERNET? FINK EGEJN FAKER. AZ ŁI SPIK AJ EM CONTAKTING MAJ SIKRET NETŁORK OW SPAJS EKROS DE JUŁESEJ END JOR AJPI IS BIING TREJSD RAJT NAŁ SOŁ JU BETER PRIPER FOR DE STORM MAGOT. DE STORM DAD ŁAJPS AŁT DE PAFETIC LITYL FING JU COL JOR LAJF. JUR FAKING DED, KID. AJ KEN BI EWRYŁER, ENYTAJM, END AJ KEN KIL JU IN OŁWER SEWEN HANDRED ŁEJS END DADS DŻAST ŁIF MAJ BER HENDS.NOT ONLI EM AJ EXTENSIWLI TREJND IN ANARMD KOMBAT BAT AJ HEW
AKSES TU DE ENTAJER ARSENAL OW DE JUNAJTED STEJTS MARIN KORPS END AJ ŁIL JUS IT TU DE FUL EKSTENT TU ŁAJP JOR MIZERABEL AZ OW DE FEJS OW DE KONTINENT, JU LITYL SZIT. IF ONLY JU KUD HEW NOŁN ŁOT ANHOLI RETRYBUSZYN JOR LITYL KLEVER KOMENT ŁOS EBAŁT TU BRING DAŁN EPAN JU, MEJBI JU ŁUD HEW HELD JOR FAKING TONG.BAT JU KUDYNT, JU DIDYNT, END NAŁ JUR PEJING DE PRAJS, JU GODDEMN IDIOT. AJ ŁIL SZIT FJURY OL OŁWER JU END JU ŁIL DRAŁN IN IT.
JUR FAKING DED KIDO.

>>53235010
>«I have some problems with steinsprut on my frontrut!»

LMAO

>>53234852
Actually i do http://vocaroo.com/i/s00v4dWHRrPy

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>bi amerikan
>get szot

>>53235071
>The car understyrt and i was going stræit fram


My fav

>>53234961
Intrastink.
Łot iz it łif latin ticzers dat mejks dem soł prołn tu drinkin?

>>53235105
wew

>>53235088
Komando Foki makaron

>>53235170
Uát iz dê próblem, mai uaite frend?

>>53235168
Maj latin ticzer iz en old hag hu lukz lajk Dżerard Depardie, e glimpz in de mire iz inaf for her tu start drinkin.

vatt de fökk didd ju jöst sei ju littel bitsj?

>>53234687
Juu siim konfjyysd. It dasent miin vii pronauns tö vei vii taip, viir tsast kampromaisin vithin tö baundariis of tö ardografiis of aur neidiv längvitsiis. Its impassiböl tu replikeit tö saunds van on van.

>>53226457
absolutli disgostin

It is aktjoeallie so dat Englisj in Dutsj transliterasjon sjoeld be prettie riedable to Englisj spiekers. Ai think dat this is a prettie fun thræd up until nou.

Also Dutsj has no æ transliterasjon so ai djust went with æ. It is retarded dat joe gais wraite a for æ. Joe dont saj kat but kæt.

giou gkais ar ol fakin ritarnts tou mpei onest

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Uot did iu giost faching sei abaut mi, iu littol bitch? Aill hev iu nou ai gradueted top of mai class in the Nevi Sils, end ai hev over fri handred confirmd chills. Ai em treind in gorilla uorfeir end aim de top snaiper in de entaier IUESS armd forsis. Iu ar nofing tu mi bat giost anover targhet. Ai uill uaip iu de fac aut uiv presision de laics of uich has never sin bifor on vis erf, marc mai faching uords. Iu finc iu chen ghet ouei wiv seing vat shit tu mi over de internet? Fink eghen, facher. As ui spic ai em contacting mai sicret netuorc of spais ecross de UIESSEI end ior AIPI is bing treisd rait nau so iu better prepeir for de storm, maggot. De storm vat uaips aut de pafetic littol fing iu coll ior laif. Iuar faching ded, chid. Ai chen bi eniuer, enitime, end ai chen chill iu in over seven handred ueis, end fats giost uiv mai ber hends. Not onli ai em exstensivli treind in anarmed combat, bat ai hev acsess tu the entaier arsenal of the Iunaited Steits Marin Corps end ai uill ius it tu its full ecstent to uaip ior miserabol ess off the feis of de continent, iu littol shit. If onli iu culd hev noun uot anholi retribiushon ior littol "clever" comment uos abaut tu bring daun apon iu, meibi iu uld hev held ior faching tong. Bat iu culdent, iu dident, end nau iuar peing de prais, iu gaddemn idiot. Ai uill shit fiuri oll over iu end iu uill droun on it. Iuar faching ded, kiddo.

>>53225958
The th will fuck you all up desu.

>>53235885
vil džast juz "D", ic klos enaf.

>>53235885
Ai kæn oonlie spel with a th ænd æ biekos Dutsj dosn't hæv aither sound. Wie alwais hæv a for æ ænd d for th, laik blak Amerikans.

Ai häv nou aidia if tis is vat oupii vas äsking foo bat hier ai äm vraiting inklis in te best posiböl vei.

If van ov juu änklous kän andörständ vat ai äm sei-ing ten ai häv tu sei ai äm kvait supraist.

tis is preti mats hau ö finis räli draiver vud spiik inklis änd its preti faking horiböl tu hier tis kaind of inklis bi-ing spouken aut laud.

>>53235973
Guay cant slavs intu correct vahuel pronauncieishon?

>>53235399

its äksöli preti fani hau juu kan andörständ pööffektli inklis vriten laik tis.

>>53235885
Not really. It's literally the easiest

I wish I new anuther langwige so I cood have fun with all uf yoo guys.

Tis tred is fan vit Guugl tränsleit :D

Aй льaндep льoт льyт хaпeн иф Пyтин тpaнcфopмeйтыд интy кaпибapa eнт paн oн e aнти-тaнк мaйн

retarded thread. fuck you all.

>>53233706
>t. Rocco
I read that as him

>>53236131
Dont you learn foreign languages in schools/colleges/universities?

>>53235828
Disis ameiizin, náu ai ãmdãrstendi griqui

>>53236200
Juu dont häf tu tell joor mator tät :D ai nou for shuor tät joor mator faks as ool :D

Gays, ken yu andırstent mi?

Ay du andırstent yu tu bi honıst

aay elemeo dis is so fan :-D

>>53236290
somalian cock swallowed?

>>53236200
фэнк ю ви aпpeшиэйт йo oпиньoн

>>53236290
vik đok, tbo (tu bi onest)

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My HS English classes: the thread.

>>53236333
Ai hävönt traid tät sviidis nässönäl pääst taim jet änd ai nevö vill pikoos aim nat sviidis äksöli :D

Uot dy fak did ju djast fakyn sei abaut mi, iu lidl bitc? Ail xav iu no aiv gràdjuueityd top ov mai klas in dy neivi sils. Aiv byn invòlvd in numerys sikryt reidz on Al Kaidy en ai xav ovyr tri xandryd konfèrmd kilz. Ai em treind in gorìly uorfer en aim dy top snaipyr in di intàiyr Iuues Armd Forsyz. Iu ar natin tu mi bat djast anadyr targyt. Ai uil uaip iu dy fak aut uit prysijyn dy laiks ov uitc xav nevyr bin sin bifòr on dys yrt, mark mai fakin uyrdz. Iu tink iu kn ged euei uit seiin dat cit tu mi ovyr di intyrnet? Tink agen fakyr. Az ui spik, aim kontaktin mai sikryt neturk ov spaiz akròs di Iuuès en ior ai pi iz biiin treist rait nau, so iud betyr pripèr for dy storm, magyt, dy storm dat uaips aut dy patetik lidl tin iu kol ior laif. Ior fakin ded, kid. Ai ken bi èniuer, ènitaim, en kil iu in ovyr sevyn xandryd ueiz, en dats djast uit mai ber xands. Nod onli em ai ekstensyvli treind in anarmd kombat, bat ai xav akses tu di intaiyr arsynl ov di Iunaityd Steits Marìn Kor, en ai uil iuz it tu its ful ykstent tu uaip ior mizrybl as of dy feis ov dy kontynent, iu lidl cit. If iu onli kud yv non uot ànxoli retrybjùcyn ior lidl «klevyr» komynt uoz abaut tu brin daun apon iu, meibi iu uud yv xeld ior fakin tan. Bat iu kudynt, iu didynt, en nau ior peiin dy prais, iu godydam idiiyt. Ai uil cit fiiuri ol ovyr iu, en iu uil draun in it. Ior fakin ded, kido.

Aj em wery praud tu bi en imigrant bikoz eweryłan hir is muzlim

>>53236567
What the actual fuck is wrong with the Swiss throat

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>>53230385
>>53230119
>>53230126
>>53229776
>>53229720
>>53229920
>>53230869
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>>53234041
>>53234178
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>>53236314
dis trédi iz gouldi.

so sad 99% of you dont understand cyrillic

>>53236056
>hie dosnt joes þ

>>53235828
Łał grik is e fajni krejzi langłedż, luks Wery hard tu lern

>>53236931
Silly runic writing. Why can't you guys be normal slavs like Poles?

>>53235973
D or V soumds are probably acceptable. When our shows used to have exaggerated German accents they always said "zee" for the. I would have gone with dee since zee is German for sea and die is one form of the.

>>53229534
Pretty easy to read.

>>53225958
Ai häit Frogpohsters. Sej schudd stej ät sehr oun facking Bohrd kolld /r9k/.

>>53236931
Biekos wie haf soepeïo letin elfebet

>>53236966
Actually bolsheviks wanted to adopt latin, but it didnt happen in the end.

>>53236820
>misteigging e ggonläng nou won spiiks ver Swiss Tschörmen

>>53237056
>zee is German for sea
Actually "Zee" is Dutch, German is "Meer".

>>53237069
>soepeïo
and what is that?

>>53236966
>normal slavs like Poles
Szczerziouszczly, why can't we?

>>53237159
British "Superior", easier because Dutch has rolling r's. the ï has a trema, not an umlaut by the way.

>>53237236
And with rolling r's I mean both the gutteral and the Spanish in the front of the mouth depending on dialect.

mehmet_may_san

>>53237233
>Szczerziouszczly

Vocaroo this. I dare you.

Uát dê fãc did iu jâst fâquing sei abaut mi, iu lirou bitch? Au reve iu nou ai gradueited tóp of mai cles in de Neivi Sious, end aiv bin involvd in niumerous sicret reids on Al-Quaeda, end ai reve ouver 300 confârmd quils. Ai em trêind i gorila uarfer end aim de tpo snaiper in de entaier IU.ES. armd forses. Iu ar nofing tchu mi bât jâst anóder targuet. Ai uiu uaipe iu de fac aut uif pressijion de laiques of uich rés néver bin sin bifour on dis Ârf, marqui mai fâquing uords. Iu fink iu quen guet auai wif seing dat chit tchu mi ouver de Internet? Fink agueim, faquer. És ui spique ai em contéquiting mai sicret nétuork of spais acrós de IUESSEI end ior AIPI is bing treissed rait nau sou iu berer prepar for de storm, mégot. De storm dat uaips aut de pafetic lirou fing iu cau ior laif. Ior faquing déd, quid. Ai ken bi êniuer, ênitaim, end ai ken quil iu in ouver séven randred ueis, end dets jâst wif mai bér rends. Not onli em ai éxtênsivli treind in anarmd combét, bât ai reve écses tchu de entair arsenal of de Iunaited Steits Marin Corps end ai uiu iuz it tchu its ful extent tchu uaip ior miserabou és of de feic of de continent, iu lirou chit. If onli iu culd reve nõun uat anrouli retribiuchon ior lirou "cléver" cóment uas abaut tchu bringue dáun âpon iu, meibe iu uld reve reud ior fâquing tâng. Bât iu culdnt, iu dirent, end nau ior pei ing de prais, iu gód dem iriot. Ai uiu chit fiuri au ouver iu end iu uiu draun in it. Ior fâquing déd, kiro.

t. Joel Santana

>>53236954
Ai konsidered it

>>53236101
Wait am I supposed to pronounce the Gua in your countries name as "why"?

>>53225958
Aïe donte eundeurstènde ouate ioure traïngue to saï, évribaudi. Diz iz juste poïntelaisse.

hai badiis haus it gouing

>>53237528
>>Ouate

Beurrebeurre confirmada

>>53236820
I rember hearing that their German isnt completely Hoch Deutsch but I'm not sure if that's true. Also, does anyone know Frisian? They are even closer to English than Dutch.

Givvin itt a trai læds. Dis hvorks bjutifuli

>>53237328
Sorry, I don't speak Polish (((

>>53237146
it's the same in low german, that's why we have the Nordsee or Ostsee. there is also the term "hohe see" wich is the same as high seas

det fil ven no görlfirend

>>53237700
Sprök ie plat?

>>53225958
शेयर योर डैनकेस्ट मीम्स फैमिली।

>>53237078
I thought a Latin Based Alphabet does exist for Russian but you just don't use it.

>>53237688
>(((

what the fuck is that. I've been seeing this shit on games for years and still don't know what this means. Please glorious slav person that use alien runic writing, tell me what it is.

>>53237328
>>53237688
hir bros szering dis łif ju

>>53237328
dats not iwen hard. "Szczerze" is en ekczual łord in polisz.

>>53237798
Officially, we never used Latin, but there are some versions of russian Latin alphabet.

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>>53236931
A is A
B is V
C is S
C (Ts) looks like U with a tail
CH (like in Chicago) is lowercase h upside down
D looks like blocky A
E looks like inverted Euro sign without one stick
E on its back is Sh
H doesn't exist
G looks like F without smaller stick
P is R
P looks like H with middle stick pushed to the top
U is female gender symbol tilted 90 degrees to the right
Y is long U
Z looks like 3
ZH looks like X on steroids


Wat du aj win?

>>53237762
leider nech foerwiss

but my grandparents still speak it, I don't understand a word when they talk in a normal speed because I moved away at an early age

>>53237869
its e raszan :( smajli. Samfink ebałt de cirilik kibord lejałt mejkin it enojink tu rajt de kolon aj fink.

>>53237907
>>53237688
>>53237328
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1W6cFrZo2kL

forgot link fak mi

>>53237700
Not to mention lakes like the Bodensee. My professors were from Frankfurt and West Berlin (came here during the Cold War) if that makes a difference.

>>53237996
I mean leider nech würkelk... let's better say no.

>>53238008
Tênqs

>>53235088
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iFMqJntJpw

Why is this so funny?

>>53237989
Another Russian was writing things in it the other day. It seemed to use similar phonetic markings as other non Cyrillic Slavs.

poushtin ine béste theréde

ti albêrtou bárbousa

Am oj duing dis korrekt?

>>53238214
>bárbousa

yeah, just like oxigénio, right?

Det fil ven jor lengvidž daznt hev eni spešal fičurs tu šov of, eksept for L in di fajnal pozišn. 'Bruv' lajk da čevz sej it kud be spelt 'brul' in Slovin, dou even movst Slovins are anaver of dis.

fak ingliş

>>53232960
mai saides

>>53238194
It's rezer sam kajnt of e gik sink. Juželi pipl jus ritardet ingliš-lajk transliterajšen instet of it.

>>53236060
gloorious

aj fakt jor bič

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>>53237378
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pGNtx0wBDc

Why am I so amused by this?

בי אמריקאן
גט שוט

>>53239548
>Iu fink iu quen guet auai wif seing dat chit tchu mi ouver de Internet?

best part

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>bi americanne
>ghet sciot

>>53239548
Biurifou

>>53239685
Quec

>>53239685
>bi ämäriken
>gätt schott

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>>53225958

this was an interesting idea but i cant understand fuck all of what any of you are saying

Yast fac mai chit ap

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>This thread triggers monolingual people

>>53225958
DESIKNEITED

SCHITTING

>>53239942
ŞİTİNK

zate fil ouenne oll pipole ekssepte anglo cane eunedeurstande itche ozers

>>53239994
STRITSSE

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>>53239813
>bi américane
>guete shóte

>>53236200
vuai dõunt jüu tšast šat teh vhak ap jüu põulish vhägot

>>53240073
lav ju tu brou

>>53240178

>be portuguese
>expand the caliphate

Ämerikäns rilli shud juus finnis ä änd ö leters bikoos tei pronouns a äs ä laik in bäth, ven britis piipol sei bath espesiali if tei aar teikin te shit aut ov te vei te rojals spiik

>>53240313
You are note ouelcome ine ziss traide america

This thread is blowing my mind.

>>53240324
Ai rili lof finlan, espesiali wen dei tolk with estonia

>>53232535
>I don't understand English

>>53225958
This thread is fucking my head lads

>>53232312
Good thing I learned cyrillic then, your club isn't so secret to the eternal anglo anymore

>>53240539
Get aut of jir, pairet

>>53240539
An aim fuquing yur mam tu bi cuait onest mai friend.

>>53235881
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Tc35DBsCyX

>>53236567
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EYoBtxQtIo

I think I still like the Polish one best.

Wow no wonder English doesn't have a standardized type of pronunciation all these word look like confusing crap.

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>>53239813
>>53240403
>mai filein uêin ãnglus quente ãndãrstendi própeir ínglichi

>>53225958
Zisse iz euh goude aydiia actuali.

Łot de fak did ju dżust sejd abałt mi ju litul bicz I will haw ju noł dat aj gradżuejted top of maj klas in de nejwi sils, end aj haw ower fri handred konfirmd kils. aj em trejnd in głerilla warfer end ajm to snajper in de entajr junited stejts armd forse. ju ar nofing bat dżust anader target. aj łil łajp ju de fak ałt łif presiżyn de lajks of łicz hes newer bin sin bifor on dis erf, mark maj fakin łords. ju fink ju ken get ałej łif sejing dat szit tu mi ołwer internet? fink egejn, faker. as łi spik aj em kontakting maj sikret netłork of spajs akros de juesej end jur ajpi is bijing trejsed rajt nał soł ju beter priper for de storm, magot. de storm dat łajps aut de pafetik litl fing ju kal jur lajf. ju ar fakin ded kid. aj ken bi enyłer, enytajm, end aj ken kil ju in ołwer sewen handred łej, end dats dżust łith maj ber hends. not onli em aj ekstinsewli trejnd in anarmd kombat, bat aj haw akses tu de entajr arsenal of de junited stejts marin korps end aj łil jus it tu its ful ekstent tu wajp jur mizerejbul as of de fejs of de kontinent, ju litul szit. if onli ju kudl haw nałn łat anholi retribiuszyn jur litul klewer koment łas abałt tu bring dałn apon ju, mejbi ju łud haw held jur fakin tong. bat ju kudynt, ju didynt, end nał ju ar pejing de prajs, ju gaddemn idjot. aj łil szit fjury ol ołwer ju end ju łil drałn in it. yu fakin ded kido.

>>53240699
Gou fak jurself meit tu bī honest.

This is how I type when I'm drunk

>>53240699
>bi amérifeti
>guéti chóti

>>53240763
Tâp lèl maille fwend

>>53240539
End łaj is dat, Najdżel? Ju of ol pipul szud hew no trabul anderstendin inglisz.

Guot de fac did iu yast faquin sed abaut mi, iu lítel bich? Ail jab iu nou ai gradiuéited top ob mai clas in de neibi sils, and aib bin inbólbd in ñúmerus sícret reids on Al-Caeda, and ai jab óuber zri jándred confirmd kils. Ai am tréind in gorila guárfer and aim de top esnáiper in de entaier iu es armd forses. Iu ar nácin tu mi bat yast anáder tárget. Ai güil guaip iu de fak aut wid presishon de laics ob güich jas néber bin sin bifor on dis erz, marc mai faquin güerds. Iu cinc iu can get agüei wid sein dat shet tu mi óuber de ínternet? Cinc aguen, fáquer. As güi spik ai am cóntactin mai sicret nétguork ob espais acros de iu es ei and ior ai pi is bin treisd rait nau sou iu béter pripear for de estorm, magot. De estorm dat guaips aut de pacétic lítel cin iu col ior laif. Iur faquin ded, kid. Ai can bi éniwer, enitaim, and I can kil iu in óuber seven jándred güeis, and dats yast wid mai bear jands. Not onli em ai exténsibli tréind in anarmd combat, bat ai hab axes tu di intaier arsenal ob de Iunáited Esteits Marin Corps and ai güil ius it to its ful extent tu guaip ior míserabel as of de feis ob de continent, iu lítel shet. If onli iu cud hab noun guat anjouli retribiushon ior lítel "cléber" coment guos abaut to brin daun apon iu, meibi iu gud jab jeld ior faquin tong. Bat iu cúdent, iu dídent, and nau ior péing de prais, iu godam idiot. Ai güil shet fiuri ol óuber iu and iu güil draun in it. Iur faquin ded, kido.

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Hey fagots,

Mai neim is Yon, an ai heit ebri singuel wan of yu. Ol of yu ar fat, ritardid, nou-laifs hu spend ebri second of ther dei lukin at stiupid as pikchers. Yu ar ebrizin bad in di werl. Hanestli, haf eni of yu eva garen eni pusi? Ai min, ai gues it's fan meikin fan of pipol bicos of yor oun insecuritis, bat yu ol teik tu a hol niu level. Dis is iven wors dan yerkin of tu pikchers on feisbuk.
Doun't bi a streinyer. Yast hit mi wiz yor best shat. Ai'm pritti mach perfect. Ai wos capchen of de futbol tim, and startr on mai basketbol tim. Güat sports du yu plei, oder dan "yack of chu neiqued dron Yapanis pipol"? Ai olso get streit Eis, end haf ai benguin hot gerlfrend (Shi yost blu mi; Shit wos SOU cash). Yu ar oll faggots hu shuld yust quil yorselfs. Zenks for lisdenin.
Pic Rileited: It's mi end mai bitch

dis tired iz diskustink, kil yurselfs yu ritardz

Faillenally ingliche meiks maur sennse nao.

>>53236060
I have no idea if this is what OP was asking for but here I am writing English in the best possible way.
If one of you anglos can understand what I am saying then I have to say I am quite surprised.
This is pretty much how a Finnish rally driver would speak English and its pretty fucking horrible to here this kind of English being spoken out loud.

>>53240849
Jouli shit níger,yu ar truli autisim in person

>>53240699
йop мaм лyкc лaйк кpaп, тy би oнэcт фaм

>>53240953
Ai knou raight?

>>53240977
Ai jab tu mach fri taim.

>>53240849
Drinc de stic cat

Oui choude criayte euhnofeur fwead nao.

Holi szit, dis tred is grejt. Łaj dont łi du dis mor offen.

Dud wid lemao
Bicos it is tu zausan an fifitin!!!!

faquingue top tréde meite.

>>53241100
Cheute ze feuque eupe Paulande.

Aie lauve iou

Somuan meic a niu zred.

haj ewryłan ajm niu!!!!! *holds ap spork* maj nejm is kejti bat ju ken kol mi t3h PiNgŁ1N oF dUm!!!!! lol... as ju ken si ajm weri random!!!! dats łaj aj kejm hir, tu mit random pipiel lajk me ^_^... ajm fertin jers old (ajm maczur for maj ejdż to!!) aj lajk tu łocz inwejder zim łif maj gerlfrend (ajm bi if ju dont lajk it dil łif it) its ałer fejwret tiwi szoł!!! bikaz its SOOOOOOŁ random!!!! szis random tu of kors bat aj łont tu mit mor random pipiel =) lajk dej sej de mor de merier!!!! lol... niłejs aj hołp tu mejk e lot of frends hir soł giw mi lots of komentsis!!!!

DUUUUUUUUUUMMMM!!!!!!!!!! <---- mi biin random egen ^_^ hehe... tuduls!!!!

law end łafuls,

* ~t3h PiNgŁ1N oF dUm~*

Gajs, hał abałt łi spel de inglisz alfabet lajk dat. aj łil start:
Ej Bi Si Di I Ef Dżi Ejcz Aj Dżej Kej El Em En Oł Pi Kiu Ar Es Ti Ju Wi Dablju Eks Łaj Zi/Zed

>>53241234
maille aie-ze

ouaille iz iour orforgreuhfi seau euhgli

>bie Amehrikann
>geht schott

>>53241433
at list maj ortografi dazynt tejk tłajs de leters rajtink dis szit in normal inglisz łud

>>53241486
>chlampeuh
>fiqui fiqui

>>53241433
blejm de Iternal Dżerman

>>53241486
>Bī Džerman
>Get reipd

>>53241530
>bie Frehnsch
>geht terrör attackt ägehn

>>53241532
ouate dôze i aze tou dou inne zis ?

>>53241735
dej introdjusd de Latin kukery tu as

>>53241735
*ave

sauri

>>53241699
woude.

twiged