Americans, how fucked will you be if Yellowstone goes supernova?

The three major supervolcanos are Toba, Taupo, and Yellowstone.

Place your bets lads

>>53215490
In case anyone's wondering the "ash zones" are places that you have to leave or else risk being buried alive by all the ash.
Primary is pretty much "Leave the minute you find out and do not turn back."
Secondary is "Pack a suitcase and gtfo"

interstellar/10 i suppose

>>53215490
Massachusetts. We never have problems with nature over here. Just a few heavy storms now and then.

How fucked would be Europe? Would I see huge clouds of ashes coming from the Atlantic?

>>53215750
Yes, it'd sprinkle down like snow and ruin your crops and block out the sky

>With love,
>America

>>53215490

Irrelevant states/states without a significant impact impact on GDP

Sure it matters, but who cares?

>>53215490
well right now im in hawaii, so i'll be fairly comfy.

>>53215766
There goes our wine.

>>53215776
>No more Great Plains making food
ayy

>>53215776
Hope you like your ash.

I won't.

>>53215490
looks like the GTA is berfectly fine

>>53215490
Isn't that the most white part of the USA?

Tennessee.
I think we'll survive. Pretty close to getting shit on though

>>53215490
I live in CT.

I'm as safe as possible while also having the best standard of living in the US.

>>53215490
It doesn't matter.

Everyone across the world would be fucked.
No more crops and a decrease in temperature.
Northern Europe and possibly Central Europe (dependant on the season) would freeze to death.

What kind of industry wound be damaged if that red area is burned down ?
I know some famous American cities, but any of that don't exist in that area.

>>53215490
At least that's literally the least populated part of the United States there is
(not counting Alaska)

Are we really dead if it erupts lads? The whole world?
Is the end of days approaching?

>>53216316
A massive amount of agriculture would die out shortly after eruption in the red area.
Rest of the world would follow.

>>53216397
The world would go into an ice age and a lot of life would die, but there's no evidence it'll erupt in our lifetimes.

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>california, texas and florida

>>53216422
>there's no evidence it'll erupt in our lifetimes
There's also no evidence it won't

>>53216088
It sure is after.

>>53216422
Indeed, the agriculture of your country might be damaged and fall into crises,
but no country but America wouldn't be troubled by the destruction of that area , I suppose.

>>53216088
They'll probably gtfo the second they find out

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/pol/ is attempting to use meme magic to try and explode Yellowstone because they're fucking dumb.

And not for the reason you think.

I hope it only explodes after the wall is built, then I'll rush to the northern border with my rifle to shoot anyone I see climbing it into Mexico.

>>53216751
Well then what is the reason?

>>53216088
It's also the most empty

>>53215490
Peachy keen in hell, heaven, or peace.

Enjoy ten decades of sub 0 darkness, though.

>>53217014
>ten decades

I'm going to bed.

>>53216751
> /tv/ managed to make bane posting real with meme magic
It was nice knowing you america

>>53215490
top lel the entire world would be fucked beyond belief if yellowstone erupted

the global economy is so interwoven that a major massive player like the US getting knocked out via volcano would just cascade

also WW3 would probably erupt not 10 seconds later

>>53215490
>Global annual average temperatures would drop by up to 10 degrees, according to computer predictions... Experts say colder temperatures could last 6-10 years
There goes the majority of the worlds population

Meh, I'll be fine here. The ice age really only affected the northern hemisphere, it'll be comfy and warm here.

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>>53217014
>ten decades of sub 0 darkness

Sounds comfy desu.

Apart from all plant life dying out and all other life following desu.

>>53217014
It wouldn't be complete and total darkness. And it'd only be sub zero far to the north and south.

>>53219194
maybe we can live with mushrooms or something underground

>>53220118
Hopefully humanity will be well enough established on Mars as a backup.

>>53215750
http://www.livescience.com/20714-yellowstone-supervolcano-eruption.html

>As for the rest of the world, it would face a few years of mild climate change caused by the supereruption's ash cloud, which would wrap around the globe, casting Earth in shadow for several days and altering the chemical composition of the atmosphere for a decade or so. However, recent research shows the global impacts of supervolcanoes are less severe than scientists once thought, and a Yellowstone supereruption might be especially unimposing because its magma contains minimal sulfur. Sulfur gas produces particles called aerosols, which can cool the climate by blocking sunlight.

>>53220415
so we get to live, americans die AND normies cry because no sun and warmth?

>>53220459
yep
but murriblubs are butthurt and want to believe we would also die

>>53220307
haha yeah right as if that will ever happen

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>>53220415
Americans so irrelevant they could die in a volcanic holocaust and we wouldn't be affected

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>>53220415
I like to play Halo. I hope America doesn't go that soon.

>california safe
>new york safe
>the south safe

and nothing of value was lost

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>>53215490
>mfw i don't even get to die in a glorious explosion

>>53216751
don't you dare clickbait me on this, what is the reason

http://www.yellowstonepark.com/yellowstone-supervolcano/

>There is no evidence that a catastrophic eruption at Yellowstone National Park (YNP) is imminent. Current geologic activity at Yellowstone has remained relatively constant since earth scientists first started monitoring some 30 years ago. Though another caldera-forming eruption is theoretically possible, it is very unlikely to occur in the next thousand or even 10,000 years.

>The science of forecasting a volcanic eruption has significantly advanced over the past 25 years. Most scientists think that the buildup preceding a catastrophic eruption would be detectable for weeks and perhaps months to years.

>For the most likely type of volcanic eruption in Yellowstone, everywhere would be safe except in the immediate vicinity of the advancing lava flow.

pretty sure I'll be fine

>>53220472
>>53220485
>implying we would fire off all the nukes out of spite
If we can't have this planet none of you faggots can.

>>53220814
most of your nukes are stored in the prime ash area

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>>53216509
underrated