>mfw I just got my danish welfare check

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>mfw I just fucked an Italian girl and her boyfriend was crying on the phone about some beta shit

>this week on greenland national news, tuktuk caught a fish thiiiiiiiiisss big. More at a11

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>not eligible for welfare because i'm not starving

Isn't that a bit late? Got mine 8 days ago.

>>53215296
I assume all of this money went to new shitposting tech towards Norway?

>>53215322
Heh, the most read news article from Greenland today is that they got a new hairstyle store

http://sermitsiaq.ag/ny-frisoer

>>53215419
honestly greenland sounds cozy, would move there

>>53215446
If you're able to entertain yourself it shouldn't be a problem to live there.

>>53215296
wheres your wallpaper thread

>>53215501
how would I find a job there?

>>53215538
Not really sure. The mining adventure has sort of died out, so that's not an option.

http://www.jobindex.dk/jobsoegning/groenland

There are about 80 jobs available online, but that also counts those on Faroe Island.

Most of them are either at the hospital or police officer. Koordinator is also in there.

>>53215591
hmmm too bad, I would love to snuggle up there away from the pakis

>>53215604
Yea... How did the Pakis even get into your country? Who's responsable for that?

is that you isak?do you know isak?

>>53215604
Do you know danish or Greenlandic?

>>53215635
nah, but I know German and obviously English so I could probably learn it easily enough

>>53215625
Idk who isak is. People always call me isak.

>>53215656
All the danish women are claimed. You will have to settle for an Inuit.

>>53215296
can you post a greenlandic cutie for me :)

>>53215661
Are you a Dane or a Greenlander?

>>53215686
Greenlanders are Dane you twit. Inuits are not native.

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>>53215683
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>>53215699
So you're a Dane...

>>53215661 isak is a greenlandic namefag who goes by the name isak
he posts here sometimes
thats why

>>53215699
can you please post an greenlandic inuit cutie for me :)

>neet bucks here consists of 100 euros and some food stamps
>not eligible
>if i where they would send me to 4 hours of work 5 days a week shoveling snow off the sidewalks or doing maintnence or landscaping and shit
I need Bernie in my life, this is torture

>>53215714
I'll let you in on a secret. I'm the one that makes 5-10 threads a day about why Norway is shit.

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>>53215699
>Inuits are not native.

>>53215745
So you're a fucking Icelander. Go away

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>tfw Mexico has no welfare

>>53215753
They're not. Indians, oh wait, native Americans genocided the natives a long time ago.

>>53215754
I'm not Icelandic and go there only to visit my sibling.