Purest form of love edition
Lmao, some bitch is sharing those ridiculous "cream-cheese filled homemade oreo cake xD" buzzfeed videos
This bitch also likes to complain about weight-loss
>I concentrate on the size of a mans schlong more than the actual act itself
Yeah, cause you know you really gotta dig deep and search around extensively for porn with big dicks.
there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that dont use exclusively sad panda for all of their pornographic needs
quite sickening to be honest
also i just realized we are 30 posts in and we dont have a single mexican post. where are all the beanbros?
You're not the real WA. Where'd the friendly faggot go?
Indian girls are pretty hot, family.
I would impregnate one if it didn't mean having to take care of her family for the rest of our lives or having to travel to India at some point.
>spend an hour on /v/ trying to homebrew 3ds
>end up bricking it
Fuck them. It's Canada, do they just expect that EVERY language be taught in public schools, given the diversity of Canada?
I don't speak dutch, but I wouldn't blame the school board for that, or have expected them to teach me it because my grandparents didn't. If my family doesn't teach me, that's entirely on us, not the school system.
>he doesn't know how to post dank memes on 4chan lol
Are you poor or something?
We're not really enriched by that many sandpeople.
Most of our immigrants are Filipino.
South Asian 3.5%
Southeast Asian 1.1%
Total aboriginal population: 11.1%
Total visible minority population: 21.4%
The stats are probably around 55-59% white now.
They're not very expensive anyway.
>be ruled by millitary dictatorship after millitary dictatorship
>be complete political chaos
>be US puppet
>one of the highest HDIs in the world
>live in a literal socialist utopia
>no longer a puppet
vive la castro desu
There are Saturday programs for almost any language imaginable in Winnipeg, Chinese, Korean, Japanese, Tagalog, Aboriginal languages, Spanish, Portuguese, Russian, Polish, I've even Basque classes... and surprise! Arabic!
But oh no they need to pay their money for that! We can't have that!
They just want things handed to them on a silver platter.
You americans get great deals on 3ds's
AND I CAN'T ORDER ANY OF THEM BECAUSE OF OUR DOLLAR
>Going to do my toefl exam in jan 29
I'm very nervous lads, very nervous
GAS THE /CUM/
GENERAL WAR NOW
TOEFL is piss easy, it's also a pain in the ass since it will last for about 3 years, it's better to go for cambridge to get a certificate that will last a lifetime
class starts this monday, last semester of my undergrad. should be fun
I honestly thought MILF would be America's leading category
The hot American soccer mom has been an archetype in this country for a long time
Europe seems to love their babushkas
While flipping through my TV I found out that I have a black Jewish channel
I'm not sure how I feel about this
The World at War is unarguably the best
They really are. I find WW1 and trench warfare to be more interesting
The funny thing is I know Spanish and I have no fucking clue what's being talked about and I only half understand this fucker right here (pic related)
the best bet we have to do so is running for president of the united states of america soon
whats the fucking point
like a /cum/ alternative without mexico has a point for obvious reasons
whats the point of this outside of sheer autism
All generals relating to North America on /int/ will blow because /int/ is full of NEET faggots that have nothing to talk about.
You can make a new general but it will not last, the population of this board will gravitate towards /cum/ because they are cum slurping faggots
I love all the WWII era planes, plus the island hopping is pretty cool
lads, some crazy Russian women are stalking and harassing Lana Del Rey. We need to B83s en route to Moscow RIGHT FUCKING NOW
just finished watching all 6 star wars movies
I remember them being a lot less shit
>because /int/ is full of NEET faggots that have nothing to talk about.
thats literally all generals
This is what you get for encouraging degenerates.
She makes well above average wage from whoring over the internet
Henna, the baby hippo wasn’t very happy. In fact, it had been two days since she had smiled at all! It all began a couple of days back when she was brushing her teeth as usual in the morning and she felt a strange feeling in her mouth. She continued brushing. Brush, brush, brush…There, she felt it again. She looked in the pond at her reflection and touched the spot where she had felt it. And goodness! Oh, goodness! Her teeth was wiggling. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle… it went.
She ran to her mom and in a trembling voice said, “Mama, my tooth is falling out. I brush it every day and still, why?” Mama smiled at her and said, “Oh, my little one has become a big girl now! It is only your milk tooth, Henna. Milk teeth will fall out one by one and new strong ones will come in their place, my dear”. Henna was horrified. What? Her teeth will fall out one by one!? What a sight she will look then. She didn’t want to lose her white pearly teeth. Oh, no!! And that is why she stopped smiling, lest her teeth fall out.
Mommy Hippo kept asking her again and again to wiggle it lose or the new one would come out crooked. But she refused to listen. Mommy hippo was only worried she might accidentally swallow it, but Henna didn’t let her come anywhere close. Tired of all the fuss Henna was making, she told Henna sternly that she would give her one more day to take the tooth out herself and after that she would have to take her to Dr Gerry Giraffe to pull it out.
And I gave good stuff.
Henna went to bed a very scared hippo. She had a very restless night, twisting and turning. Suddenly, in the middle of the night she sat up straight. She thought she heard a strange sound coming from her mouth. Boo… hoo… hoo…!!! It went. Hippo ran to look in the tiny piece of mirror she kept in her little treasure hole in the corner of the cave. She had quite a few collection of things there. One lost shoe, a piece of chalk and a key were just among some of the things she found near the river bank on days she managed to slip away unnoticed from her mother. Now she opened her mouth wide and what do you think she saw there?!! Her wiggly tooth was crying! Yes, it had eyes and a mouth and as soon as it saw Henna looking at it, it started wailing even louder. BOOO…..HOOO….HOOO….!!! Henna was so shocked she nearly forgot to breathe for a few seconds.
Then she gathered her wits and gently asked, “Can you tell me why you are crying?” The tooth stopped crying and said, “Didn’t you know, that if you don’t pull out your teeth in time and put it under your pillow for the Tooth Fairy to find it, it will be lost forever?” “Lost forever?” asked the confused Henna. “Yes,” said the Tooth. “When the Tooth Fairy finds the milk tooth, she takes it to a faraway land called Milky Land. All the milk teeth collected from children around the world are brought here where we have the Milky River. All the teeth jump into it, splash around and have fun till they are spotless and white again! A few days later they are taken back to the children and planted in the same spot in the mouth as a new tooth.”
No videogames for Nomads.
Wow! I didn’t know that”, said Henna, feeling very excited now. “So what is the problem then?” she asked. “Well, you see when the child doesn’t pull out a tooth in time, the Tooth Fairy plants another tooth beside it. The new tooth grows and pushes the milk tooth giving the mouth a rather crooked smile and very soon the child is taken to a doctor to get the milk tooth removed. And when that happens the tooth is lost forever and it can never go to Milky Land!” said the tooth and began crying all over again louder and louder!! “Alright, alright, I understand”, said Happy. “But are you sure?”. “Of course I am sure. If you don’t believe me see for yourself. There is the new tooth right beside me.” Said the tooth indignantly. Henna looked inside her mouth closely and sure enough there was a new tooth right next to it. It was just a white little spot.
“Hmm…. Alright then. I will pull you out. But you better come out fast because I am scared.” The tooth nodded happily. Henna closed her eyes and nervously tugged at it. And out it came! It was so easy and it hardly hurt her at all. She felt very proud of herself for doing it all by herself. “But what will happen to you?” she asked. “Are you lost forever now?” “No, no I can stay in Milky Land forever thanks to you,” said the Milk Tooth as Henna placed her gently under the pillow. And Henna went to sleep yawning, for she was very tired after this little night adventure.
Wasn’t it brave of Henna to help out the tooth even though she was scared? I am sure the Tooth Fairy will be leaving a nice amount of money for her under the pillow for being such a brave little girl. Did you pull out your first tooth on your own too?
And there were in the same country shepherds, abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them! And they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, “Fear not! For, behold, I bring you tidings o great joy, which shall be to all my people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ, the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you: Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.” And suddenly, there was with the angel a multitude of the Heavenly Host praising God, and saying, “Glory to God in the Highest, and on Earth peace, and good will toward men.
That’s what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown.
Looting and pillaging are more fun than video games.
pretty much all of them. the original 3 were campy and outdated. I still liked ep 5 the most though
the trilogies just felt silly and not in a good way. I ended up getting up several times throughout them because of how fucking boring they were
2 is really bad. The scenes wiht padme and anakin drag on forever and really make you hate their characters. I think everyone only has fond memories of it because of the arena battle and Natalie portman having her belly exposed while tied to a pole
My favorite is lesbian. Am I American or Canadian yet?
Best to avoid tbqh. It's the domain of 15 year old Argie autists. I've never seen a more thoroughly cancerous general in my life. 200 posts and not one real god damn conversation going on the whole time.
you know what i meant
I really need some sleep
was /na/ the shortest lived rebellion of all time?
>there were several people who read the script and said "yea this is good, we should film this"
Also now that I'm thinking about it there really wasn't and other war with naval warfare like WWII
WWI is interesting though
Messed with the best died like the rest
This, paid lesbian porn is boring, the amateur flirting while running the hand against a soft thigh leading to the caressing of the crotch is da good stuff
>model wont stop looking at the camera
>boobs are fake as fuck
The Pacific Ocean theater was brutal. It's a shame the japs didn't deploy their more unusual shits.
They actually designed an aircraft carrier/submarine hybrid
"It’s all about My Little Pony in Russia. Searches are up a clopping whopping 438% since 2014 and the term jumped an astonishing 133 places to slide in at 7th place on the list of most searched terms in the country. "
I think they wanted to use it to destroy the Panama Canal as I recall
I know we sunk it after the war to avoid handing it over to the Soviets
"American" is basically Scots-Irish
Got blown by a slut because I am lonely.
R E G R E T B O Y S
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just post. Oh, and we all know the way you post. The "epic" Australian, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click submit that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a North American general on /int/. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "CUM, LOL!." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Was she ugly? Do you really regret a blowjob tho?
I keep seeing more and more evidence telling me that I need to move to montana
I swear ill do it one day
I'm trying to mack on a friend of mine but be subtle about it. I saw her tonight and hungout out and went to a friend's house with her
With that knowledge, tell me /cum/
Should I text her "hope you got home safely and didn't freeze to death!"
idk where i'd even go from here but i want to let her know that i hope she got home safely and maybe open the door for further incidental texting conversations
I'm probs going to see her tomorrow because we're drinking with some friends!
We're FRIENDS though. That's good advice for a date but I see her a lot and she's a close friend. Telling a friend you've seen a bunch "i had a fun time" is stupid.
I've decided not to say anything because it'd be autistic
You claim to hate promiscuity yet indulge yourself in it, just abandon your rationality, give in to pleasure and become a pervert
Just finished Episode 1 of Life Is Strange.
It's a really qt game.
my dads side of my family moved from Germany in the 1790s and my mom descends from the salzburgers who came from austria back in 1730s
there literally isnt a drop of latino or african blood in my veins. Mexicans still belong in /cum/
What if he just wants to find a cute boyfriend to love and cherish?
>there literally isnt a drop of latino or african blood in my veins.
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""white""""""""""""""""""""""""" people actually believe this. I promise you, there's something in your family history that isn't pure german m8.
>B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bb-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but MUH HERITAGHAE
Probably why the humongous prancing lalahomo feels bad after getting a free bj
Chloe a qt, but I relate more to Max. Not to familiar yet with Kate tbqh breh.
>Max is cute, only when being bullied
Nah, all the time. I want to comfort her and be her friend. ;_______;
Especially when people mix. In my "Irish and proud" family our ancestry is more British than Irish. Their excuse? Welsh and English are "totally different things". I have met "Irish" people with fucking GERMAN last names. People in our country make no sense.