Time for bed lads. Hoping I land myself in another dream where I cuddle up to a cute girl and enjoy the closeness and intimacy that it brings. Should help stave off the loneliness, if only for a few hours.
link episode i dont know u means
>They won't because DnB is for edgy high schoolers
>Yes, I only listen to le cultured music for gentlemen, such as ITAOTS and Death Grips
>What happens on the right-wing platforms and in chat rooms is at least as awful as the acts of those assaulting the women," he said. "This is poisoning the climate of our society.
1. he's a liar
2. Take breaks and stretch it out in various periods of high and low intensity so you don't get tired
3. Stop stretching out your masturbation, focus on cumming as fast as possible and controlling it
4. Work out more
The gf is waiting for me to come to bed so I'd better get some sleep lads haha (pic related it's my gf)
Nighty night lads
so what should i do? i think i fucked up my masturbation practices and reward circuits on focusing on cumming than the actual act. should i just practice edging for hours on end and controlling myself from releasing? i don't know if i can do that.
haha alright well its been lovely to chat with you but if there are no more questions i think ill be calling it a night
catch you in the arabian desert in the first months of the race war lads x
TIFU by giving a dwarf a kids menu and a box of crayons at Pizza Hut
When there's a long line of customers and it's busy you look but don't really take in faces as such. So when the group of 6 came in I handed out 5 adult menus, and a child's menu and a pack of crayons to the little one, and everything was great. Until the little one was quite clearly a 45 year old lady who was not looking impressed, and neither is the partner. The family on the whole was looking not impressed. I of course wanted to roll up into a little ball and die there on the spot, immediately, and thank fuck I didn't bring up the high chair
>"What happens on the right-wing platforms and in chat rooms is at least as awful as the acts of those assaulting the women,"
HAVING AN OPINION THAT DIFFERS FROM WANTING MILLIONS OF MIGRANTS COMING INTO YOUR COUNTRY IS WORSE THAN RAPING AND ASSAULTING DOZENS OF WOMEN YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST LADS
job center. i just usually only hear black people using them
i guess im an upper class white person so its probably who i just surround myself with but most people i know either got shit jobs for a while or found a job right away.
Heres who uses ours usually
Depends if you want them gubment monies or not. My sister didn'twant to go into a job centre or sign on so volunteered and eventually got a job. I didn't give a fuck and signed on for a while, depends what you can afford to do when you're looking for work.
lads would you? dutch girl abroad thats been chattin me up in class. just added me on fb
something off about her Tbh
i didnt know that. thought you used them to try and find jobs.
why are they not comparable? here if they fail at the job center then they usually end up on welfare. they just have to come in and pretend to try
over here it goes like this
>claim unemployment money
>go to jobcentre
>they give you a piece of paper to write down what jobs you have applied for
>you go in every 2 weeks
>sometimes they do actually call people you "applied for jobs" with to check
>if you lie you will be sanctioned (certain amount of weeks with no money)
How do people usually scam the job centre? by applying for jobs they wont get or having friends say they applied places?
Or just straight up not applying? Crazy that someone can just live their whole life that way
>her face when she sees ur circumcised willy
imagine having a "dole"
Would be nuts
At most maybe someone can claim disability here
My neighbor does that, but he's also an idiot who had his power cut off a year ago and barely survives the winter because he's too lazy to chop wood or get fuel for the generator half the time
my year on the dole was literally one of the greatest times of my life. i already got several hundred pounds a week from my parents and when i was getting gubmint cash too i was just buying take aways every single night and doing whatever i fucking wanted. but then they said i had to go on a work programme so i signed off kek
>Or just straight up not applying?
This, you can literally make something up like "applied for a job in tesco" or "handed my CV into the King's Arms"
They make you sign up to that jobseeker's site and they say it tracks what you've applied for but most of the applications just take you to external sites so they can't actually check up on it
Hey yanks, you have naturally become aware of British slang through your time on 4chan, you are at least aware of the basics like "mate" and "lad", yet we never get much from you guys.
What is some American slang that is not ghetto nonsense?
you lot watch all our films and shit. probably not as easy to find more hidden ones.
ive only seen a few british films in my life
things like netflix and chill started as an american thing
>have to pay 100 queen pounds to watch color TV
A SINGLE MIND CANNOT FABRICATE SUCH AN INANE SITUATION
>only a sith deals in absolutes
My neighbor is just a bum and his whole lot is a mess
He's got a bunch of dead trees all over the place near collapsing he can cut down for woo but he won't
Even stole a bit of my wood once before I started locking it up
should be a laugh desu, itll just be me n her so we can just have a natter, operate the photocopier, make tea, until lunchtime and then its off home to let the plumber in to fix our 100000th water issue of the past few weeks
anyway yeah some of my friends are going back to uni next week and some are still on holiday for weeks afterwards
does it depend on the degree/uni or wot
Are there no trees or wood stoves there?
You need a big pile to keep your house heated often
I have electric heaters too but they are not the same
I'm only saying this guy because he got his electricity cut off since he's like 10k in debt
>no, i deny the existence of causality and the zeitgeist
seems like itd be fun if you get into a rhythm, if a bit taxing on the old arms
best of luck my love
oh on that note
my parents today informed me that apparently NZ doesnt have central heating
is it foreign to yanks too? is the rest of the world that backward???
>Booz, who was a distiller in the United States in the 19th century. But the first references to the word “booze,” meaning “alcoholic drink,” appear in the English language around the 14th century as “bouse.”
>There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is his prophet
>Mainland Chinese shares stop trading after 7% plunge
Photoshop file with all the layers an that. Done a very professional non-destructive workflow so I could swap out the Kyary pic with ease.
Do not listen to this it is hysterical
You must be at least this banter to enter.
resources will never run out, you might as well bring in a shift in dependence and stop using cars and buying mass consumer products.
we'll never stop using oil, we can just drastically reduce our dependence on it. won't stop sandniggers from raking it in.
I've noticed recently that pakis and leftists are pinning the blame on Syrians as a misdirection. Huge propaganda gimmick.
Rasheed is always trying to point the finger at others.
>booze, north yorkshite
honestly lads this looks comfy as fuck but also straight out of 1700
How do you know she is cute? The fact that she uses 4chan, the fact that she uses the foreign general of 4chan because "I'm not like other Americans" and the fact that she has a strangely non-cuntish attitude all add up to her being pretty uggo and most likely fat.
>I don't care about global financial markets and its related repercussions
>does it bug you that most movies an is american made?
I don't particularly care, but I don't understand people's obsession with them. I'm uncircumcised, wouldn't care if I was cut. Some American chicks are a bit nit-picky about it for some reason. Brainwashing goes a long way.
Well yeah but I want to see her dimensions.
you did a little fedora post so wondered if you might have been a tad peeved at something
oh well better to be Safe Than Sorry
If it's a blowjob video I can't really enjoy it, the bellends of most cut dicks just look dried out and disgusting to me and take me out of the fantasy. I much prefer a nice, healthy, juicy un-maimed one like my own.
But if it's just a fucking scene where the most you see of the cock is halfway up the shaft then I'm OK.
alri lads im literally coming to england in march
think i might spark some banter and purchase a full leicester city kit.
walk around pronouncing like how a yank would pronounce it while wearing it as well. likechester
what are you a fuckin poofter or wot
>please slect a body of water such as lakes or o0ceans
>oh here's a river
a RIVER IS NOT ABODY OF WATER IT FLOWS U STUPID FUCKING 4CHAN SLIT YED CHINK NIGGER FAGGOT COCKSUCKER TRASVESTITE MUSLIM QUEER JEEWWSSS