/brit/

cara

>>53209178
pakis out

Azusa

doing a poo

British democacy is dead, the west is in shambles.

>Australian man reacting to price of Rift.mov

https://youtu.be/bEkrGZnuLsE

pakis in

>>53209218
British democracy was always a sham

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>tfw no kinky gf

Wish DnB producers would stop picking edgy middle school names like "Teddy Killerz"

No hate for Teddy Killerz' music, but the name is shite

should probably go to bed soon

>>53209230
one of the best episodes of all time desu

>>53209230
bad gimmick lad.

pakis are bad.

@53209223
filtered the cunt

Time for bed lads. Hoping I land myself in another dream where I cuddle up to a cute girl and enjoy the closeness and intimacy that it brings. Should help stave off the loneliness, if only for a few hours.

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>>53209189
very good post


our nige

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>British democracy was always a sham

Having a Kinder Bueno™ .

>>53209236
Source pls

this cannot be refuted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFVwSI1smpE

>>53209239
They won't because DnB is for edgy high schoolers

eating a cucumber

>>53209239
Come to the UK, I'll take you raving. Lots of illegal raves here and clubs open til 6am, cheaper drugs too. Also top DnB names any day of the week in most major cities

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Words_coined_in_the_2010s

Good reflection of how fast our culture started to nosedive in this decade

>>53209297
via your anus?

>>53209239
>producers who make edgy middle school music have edgye middle school names#
hmmmmmm

also

>middle school
fuck off yank

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>posting fedora images

>>53209297
Make a cucumber and peanut butter sandwich

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>>53209243
rorke

>>53209241
link episode i dont know u means

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>They won't because DnB is for edgy high schoolers
>Yes, I only listen to le cultured music for gentlemen, such as ITAOTS and Death Grips

>>53209257
leftist cunt.

>>53209268
*takes your Bueno*

>>53209314
no normally

>>53209316
gross

>>53209299
doubt he wants to be seen in public with a pillock like you

>>53209325
>edgy high schoolers idea of "pretentious" music is edgy high school shite
Oh my

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>What happens on the right-wing platforms and in chat rooms is at least as awful as the acts of those assaulting the women," he said. "This is poisoning the climate of our society.

*steps put of the shadows*

>>53209333
Oi m8 dont be nicking my fucking kinder bueno™ you bogan cunt

>>53209299
Would be mad bants lad

stretched the fucker out and its a solid 2
any q's (questions)?

gd'evnin m'gentlmns

>>53209361
what a terrible swastika

>>53209311
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamo-Leftism

interesting

Got told to get a job at the job centre lads

Lads I've been seeing prostitutes for weeks and I cannot beat Licksis "good two hours" record. In fact I usually cum after 1-3 minutes

How does he do it?

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>canadian trying to out-canadian a canadian

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I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIST

>>53209441
>the woman is too stupid to just lay down and let it run over her

standard

We will all die in fire, ash and brimstome but I will fight to the very end. I believe in the fortitude of man.

>>53209440
1. he's a liar
2. Take breaks and stretch it out in various periods of high and low intensity so you don't get tired
3. Stop stretching out your masturbation, focus on cumming as fast as possible and controlling it
4. Work out more

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>>53209441

>>53209440
>In fact I usually cum after 1-3 minutes
are you me? it's fucking debilitating. considering going high or drunk next time

>>53209531
Will make it worse or give you whiskey dick

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>>53209477
This is the future they chose.

>>53209499
>3. Stop stretching out your masturbation, focus on cumming as fast as possible and controlling it
Explain

>>53209531

take melatonin

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maajid_Nawaz

quite a big fan of this guy

>>53209564
When you edge for a long time it makes you cum super quick when you actually need to fuck.

>>53209299
>til 6am
that's a fucking shire time to close desu 9am masterrace

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>>53209615
>shire time

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The gf is waiting for me to come to bed so I'd better get some sleep lads haha (pic related it's my gf)
Nighty night lads

>>53209558
so what should i do? i think i fucked up my masturbation practices and reward circuits on focusing on cumming than the actual act. should i just practice edging for hours on end and controlling myself from releasing? i don't know if i can do that.

>>53209620
Maajid Nawaz is the least rasheed rasheed there is

just woke up

good god this must be a bloody complex edit being made or i dont know what

literally never met a white american that has had to go to a job center or centre.

can't believe how often you lot talk about it

haha alright well its been lovely to chat with you but if there are no more questions i think ill be calling it a night
catch you in the arabian desert in the first months of the race war lads x

>>53209704
What's the yank equivalent?

>>53209441
piss off reddit

the girl who gets crushed is a top English rose qt tho

https://youtu.be/eRZ3izOgqEs?t=199

>>53209670
Just just wank and try to cum as fast as possible

>>53209620
hope you're just being edgy desu

>>53209724
TIFU by giving a dwarf a kids menu and a box of crayons at Pizza Hut

When there's a long line of customers and it's busy you look but don't really take in faces as such. So when the group of 6 came in I handed out 5 adult menus, and a child's menu and a pack of crayons to the little one, and everything was great. Until the little one was quite clearly a 45 year old lady who was not looking impressed, and neither is the partner. The family on the whole was looking not impressed. I of course wanted to roll up into a little ball and die there on the spot, immediately, and thank fuck I didn't bring up the high chair

>>53209721
Shooting range.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35248601
>"What happens on the right-wing platforms and in chat rooms is at least as awful as the acts of those assaulting the women,"
HAVING AN OPINION THAT DIFFERS FROM WANTING MILLIONS OF MIGRANTS COMING INTO YOUR COUNTRY IS WORSE THAN RAPING AND ASSAULTING DOZENS OF WOMEN YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST LADS

>>53209730
i can do that in under 2 minutes. how does that help me?

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>>53209721
job center. i just usually only hear black people using them

i guess im an upper class white person so its probably who i just surround myself with but most people i know either got shit jobs for a while or found a job right away.

Heres who uses ours usually

>>53209796
actually i posted this first in the last thread and >>53209361 has posted it itt

>>53209796
>giving the BBC click hits

>>53209730
Just seems like it would have the opposite effect. Cum quickly wanking = cum quickly fucking, no?

>>53209819
In the UK its the white underclass who are on welfare

>>53209832
It's not like they make money of them m8

>>53209838
No because edging makes you more sensitive

>>53209819
the thing you need to understand is that a lot of people in the job centre over here don't want to work

>>53209819
Depends if you want them gubment monies or not. My sister didn'twant to go into a job centre or sign on so volunteered and eventually got a job. I didn't give a fuck and signed on for a while, depends what you can afford to do when you're looking for work.

>>53209907
they do on foreign (non-UK) ad hits

oh well. if i was a brit, i would in no hell be paying my BBC tax

>>53209910
Hmm ok. Gonna keep that in mind see if it makes a difference.

>>53209911
This pretty much
Immigrants from Poland come over and always find a job in hospitality or care homes or something

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maisie

love all ma bros!
*bro fists*

>>53209819
Lmao

The systems are not even close to being comparable

Stupid thing to do

The jobcentre here is where you go to collect the dole

bellend smells fantastic desu

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lads would you? dutch girl abroad thats been chattin me up in class. just added me on fb

something off about her Tbh

>>53209972
face is a bit weird but yeah i still would

>>53209972
Slightly weird face but probably would

>>53209929
It's a good job I don't.

>>53209944
>Immigrants from Poland come over and always find a job in hospitality or care homes or something
Radosláw

>>53209952
i didnt know that. thought you used them to try and find jobs.

why are they not comparable? here if they fail at the job center then they usually end up on welfare. they just have to come in and pretend to try

>benefits are capped at £500 (about 750USD) per week
>people complain about this

literally who gets that much free money

>>53210018
You can't say with a straight face that isn't true

>>53210004
>probably
FONT

>>53209952
>Expecting an American to understand that the world isn't America

You give him too much credit.

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Done a it

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yanks on kennedy

wew lad

>>53210020
the job centre is where you go to get benefits

>>53209270
marlin Yusuf, white cock whore supreme tbqh

>>53210052
Very good

>>53210057
The piece of shit deserved it though, he was an ira supporter.

>>53210086
oh

>>53210020
Because the welfare systems are not even close to comparable either...

If you're unemployed here, you're assured of getting some form of welfare, not the case at all in America

>>53210020
over here it goes like this

>claim unemployment money
>go to jobcentre
>they give you a piece of paper to write down what jobs you have applied for
>you go in every 2 weeks
>sometimes they do actually call people you "applied for jobs" with to check
>if you lie you will be sanctioned (certain amount of weeks with no money)

>>53209972
>horse face
dropped

>>53210086
nice meme.

>that sinking feeling when you find out your sanctioned

>>53210031
Housing benefit in London? Don't know Tbh most I've ever got was about £100 a week.

>>53209972
Go for it you dense fuck

>>53210039
mainly shitposting however suddenly mentioning poles does suggest you are polish yourself

there is at least 1 insecure polish immigrant that posts here

>>53210044
to be fair i came in asking. i never really told you how it was.

>>53210094
>>53210107
this makes sense. thanks

>>53210031
lefty retards

>>53210158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKnyrHBwu10

>>53210142
She's an absolute munter mate

>>53210132
welfare roach

>>53210052
most impressive; was assuming it would be a movie poster so this exceeds expectations

>kyalta
ahh yes, i see, most interesting, why of course, a nice touch, indeed so

>>53210126
Nice famine.

>>53210107
sounds awesome

>>53210190
haha completely missed this the first time i read it

>>53210185
Unless she smells of shit or that picture is severely overselling her, no.

>>53210201
Pop out a few sprogs and your raking it in

>>53210107
I've been on the dole 3 times in my life, they never once actually checked up on anything I did, I made most of it up so just as well haha

fuck whats that brit song about hipsters in london or something?

>>53210175
choon

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>>53210158

>>53210243
London calling

>>53210210
identify self

im on iPost so cant tell whether youre Friend or Foe

>>53210190
>movie

Kill yourself yank.

How do people usually scam the job centre? by applying for jobs they wont get or having friends say they applied places?

Or just straight up not applying? Crazy that someone can just live their whole life that way

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>>53209972
>her face when she sees ur circumcised willy

>>53210263
w-what

foe if you're a kshitter i suppose

>>53209972
2.5/10 and I'm a kissless virgin

>>53210284
From my experience since the coalition govt you can't really scam them anymore and they're much stricter

imagine having a "dole"
Would be nuts
At most maybe someone can claim disability here

My neighbor does that, but he's also an idiot who had his power cut off a year ago and barely survives the winter because he's too lazy to chop wood or get fuel for the generator half the time

>>53210287
This yank has a point. The other yank had his point cut off.

>>53210237
my year on the dole was literally one of the greatest times of my life. i already got several hundred pounds a week from my parents and when i was getting gubmint cash too i was just buying take aways every single night and doing whatever i fucking wanted. but then they said i had to go on a work programme so i signed off kek

indie dance lads

>>53210284
>Or just straight up not applying?

This, you can literally make something up like "applied for a job in tesco" or "handed my CV into the King's Arms"

>>53210308
They make you sign up to that jobseeker's site and they say it tracks what you've applied for but most of the applications just take you to external sites so they can't actually check up on it

>>53210306
Riley.

>>53210311
the fuck? do you live in the northern territory or something?

>>53210339
Idk I was on universal credit so maybe that's different

>>53210350
She has a horse face. I wouldn't waste my first kiss or virginity on her

>>53210291
were you one of my allies you'd understand my question

but you dont, and if youre not with me, then youre my enemy [ignites lightsaber]

>>53210336
go to sleep x

>>53210403
might do desu

>>53210078
Thanks lad, found the maid video, shame she look the apron off that is the bst part of the maid costume

>>53210386
So was I, you can just look at the list of jobs and see the ones that link to external sites and say you applied for them lel

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Hey yanks, you have naturally become aware of British slang through your time on 4chan, you are at least aware of the basics like "mate" and "lad", yet we never get much from you guys.

What is some American slang that is not ghetto nonsense?

>>53210407
any plans for the morrow?

>>53210390
Lad, you better not be baiting. You need to get your foot on lower bit of the climbing wall before you can reach the top.

>>53210414
instead of trying to scam the welfare system why not just get a job?

>>53210445
I had a job lined up but they make you keep searching till the day you start work, it's pretty stupid

>>53210436
should probably pack to go back to uni on friday

i probably won't though

hbu

>>53210339
>This, you can literally make something up like "applied for a job in tesco" or "handed my CV into the King's Arms

Yeah did exactly that for like a year. Good times.

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>>53210445
>wageslavery

>>53210442
agreed but shes too low

can i be here instead

>>53210473
going to help my mum fossick around her office for a few hours in the morning so i can put it down as work experience on my cv haha

>>53210489
She's a solid 6 at worst tbf, your standards are too high

>>53210494
if you like

>>53210419
you lot watch all our films and shit. probably not as easy to find more hidden ones.

ive only seen a few british films in my life

things like netflix and chill started as an american thing

>>53210494
no

>>53210398
only a sith deals in absolutes

finished the ardougne easy cheevo diaries lads

chinese stocks just plunged, mass suicides have been reported and pure pandemonium in beijing and shanghai

it's happening lads

>>53210510
thanks
>>53210532
rude

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>>53210544
it begins

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>be british
>have to pay 100 queen pounds to watch color TV

A SINGLE MIND CANNOT FABRICATE SUCH AN INANE SITUATION

>>53210544
Well shit son

>>53210567
FOY

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>[ignites lightsaber]
>only a sith deals in absolutes

>drank 7 cans of stella
>going for a spliff
>got half a large mighty meaty and half a large chicken feast from dominos to heat up afterward

literally in heaven right now lads

>>53210529
Yes but aside from the negro stuff, I can't think of any American slang.

"Netflix and chill" is a phrase, not slang.

>>53210567
these threads aren't for shitty /int/ caps lock green text senpai

>>53210567
We have to pay a rental fee for our phone lines too. I wonder if other countries do?

>>53210502
haha that doesn't sound fun desu

>>53210591
jelly af

>>53210598
i cant really think of any either right now desu.

>>53210544
Not to mention that best Korea is testing more nukes and Yellowstone is supposedly rumbling.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-35239586
hmmmmm

>>53210376
No, Ontario
My neighbor is just a bum and his whole lot is a mess
He's got a bunch of dead trees all over the place near collapsing he can cut down for woo but he won't
Even stole a bit of my wood once before I started locking it up

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>>53210567

>>53210419
>dude
>bro
>sick
>rad
>wicked
>cool
>groovy

do you lot use zipperhead or gook?

>>53210603
No point in having a landline or a TV these days 2bh, all their functions and more are covered by having a computer with internet and a smartphone

>>53210587
also been having a look at the shadow, colour blending dnktt (acronym for the phrase "do not know technical term") and so on; dont worry its all been noted

>>53210607
should be a laugh desu, itll just be me n her so we can just have a natter, operate the photocopier, make tea, until lunchtime and then its off home to let the plumber in to fix our 100000th water issue of the past few weeks

anyway yeah some of my friends are going back to uni next week and some are still on holiday for weeks afterwards
does it depend on the degree/uni or wot

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>That feel when paki and slipping the dick to my 9/10 gf

>>53210657
gook yes zipperhead no

whats zipperhead haha

>>53210661
You need to have a landline to get broadband

>>53210544
Lmao look out for the yellow tide
desu this is going to fuck everyone up, Aussie economy will crash, Canada has been going belly up already on its own.

>>53210678
Not for cable

>>53210668
depends on the uni i think
my term doesn't start until the 25th but got exams starting on the 11th :c

>>53210635
the idea of chopping wood for fuel blows my mind

>>53210670
>9/10 gf

So she is either 9 or 10 years old?

Just did the nastiest meatiest slimey turd
it wad like exorcising a demon - there were some real graphically biblical scenes after a series of explosions

>>53210710
towny fuk

>>53210712
Burn

>minor world event

LADS IS HABBENING END OF THE WORLD FUGGGGG :DDDDDDDDDDDD

>>53210710
Are there no trees or wood stoves there?
You need a big pile to keep your house heated often

I have electric heaters too but they are not the same

I'm only saying this guy because he got his electricity cut off since he's like 10k in debt

>>53210652
>barfed
>beemer
>she was a surf board
>bubbler (drinking fountain)
>booze
>honkytonk

>>53210736
hownew.ru

>>53210657
>>53210661
>>53210648
>>53210663
>>53210668
>>53210670
>>53210673
>>53210678
>>53210690
>>53210697
>>53210699
>>53210710
>>53210712
>>53210713
>>53210734
>>53210735
>>53210736
>>53210615
>>53210621
>>53210598
>>53210599
>>53210603
good posts

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>>53210736
>no, i deny the existence of causality and the zeitgeist

>>53210757
all me

>>53210673
The the typical rising machine gun would cause a face wound that looked like an open zipper on the face of some one from the viet kong.

>>53210736
>minor
M8 China going belly up could et massively scary
Their stability during 2008 largely is what kept the world afloat

>>53210663
Mind is at ease. This one was enough effort to warrant me saving the .psd for posterity.

burgers and leaves out
aussies and kiwis in

>>53210710
seems like itd be fun if you get into a rhythm, if a bit taxing on the old arms

>>53210699
peak
best of luck my love

>>53210745
oh on that note
my parents today informed me that apparently NZ doesnt have central heating
is it foreign to yanks too? is the rest of the world that backward???

>>53210748
Booze is the only one on that list, although I thought hinkytonk was made up by that gay guy who had a sitcom in the 70's.

>>53210757
all me

>>53210748
hmmm
>Booz, who was a distiller in the United States in the 19th century. But the first references to the word “booze,” meaning “alcoholic drink,” appear in the English language around the 14th century as “bouse.”

>>53209615
>>53209638

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9Uz1icjwrM

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the gf

>>53210784
>.psd
whats a one of them

>>53210745
no our houses have boilers which pump hot water to the raditors to keep the house warm

>>53210816
>replying to 49 and 50 minute old posts
kill yourself

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>There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is his prophet

>>53210776
shut up idiot

this is like the third "china has collapsed" post i've reda by a canadian in the last few months

>Fire machine gun at Viet Kongs face
>It ain't me starts playing

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>8 hours sleep in 3 days

>>53210791
>>53210791
>>53210791
>>53210791
>>53210791
>>53210791
terrific post

>>53210812
every time i say booze i get "FOY'd

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>Mainland Chinese shares stop trading after 7% plunge

>>53209796
oh look germany is ruining Europe again

>>53210791
leaves in desu

>>53210823
poo in spunk disease
you ejiculate faecy waecies x

>>53210817
personification of coolface lel

>>53210797
My house doesn't have central heating and real fires are better anyway.

Chopping logs with a big axe makes you feel like a fucking MAN.

>>53210847
I've slept about 30 hours, it's fucked

>>53210856
Wants to be feared

>>53210817
looks like a normie whore

>>53210770
uncharacteristicly clever

what about buzz? as in im starting to feel a little drunk

do brits use buzz?

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>>53210862

>>53210889
shit i dont know G xDD

>>53210823
Photoshop file with all the layers an that. Done a very professional non-destructive workflow so I could swap out the Kyary pic with ease.

>>53210862
Do not listen to this it is hysterical

>>53210856
>Subscribes to the Financial Times to get the lowdown

fucking yanks out

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>>53210852
must be ironic

booze is a common word here

>>53210884
every slang term i was trying to look up was all from the older generations of americans

we aren't clever nowadays

>>53210895
Nah that's super american. We get fucking pissed lad.

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WAHEY

>>53210904
we is all black in here right dog
t. londoner

>>53210797
I don't have central heating but most people probably do

A fire is much better anyways and I love chopping wood to an autistic degree

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>>53210889
right here

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>>53210652
>>53210748
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vaF7hl4J4j

>>53208251
>These Arabs

Nice try Rasheed.

>>53210908
Good lad

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>>53210889
What do you think?

I have theguardian.com set as my homepage

AMA

>>53210906
dont understand any of that

(and btw the way if you thought i was being sarky about the kyalta title youre very much mistaken and ill kill you for that)

>>53210843
Because you won't have to deal with the fallout like we will here

>>53209796
Fuck this world

that whale music in the background of porno videos

for what purpose

>>53210972
fucking hell might watch some louis documentaries tonight x

>>53210985
>chinknadia
LOL

>>53210964
>it's an american vocaroo
>it isn't the cute girl

might make it my mission to use as much gas, oil and coal as possible in order to hasten the death of fossil fuels and shake things up a bit

>>53210935
WAHEY WAHAY WAHEY WAHAY *10 Minutes* *HD*

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>>53210937
You must be at least this banter to enter.

simply lmao

http://xhamster.com/movies/5340402/show_me_your_cock_chubby_joi.html?from=video_related

>>53211009
Watch the Jimmy Saville one

>>53210972
I think gays are mentally ill, hitler was right and god doesn't exist

>>53211040
want to stick my willy in that thing on top of his hat

>>53211020
resources will never run out, you might as well bring in a shift in dependence and stop using cars and buying mass consumer products.

we'll never stop using oil, we can just drastically reduce our dependence on it. won't stop sandniggers from raking it in.

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>>53211040

>>53210964
Hi Josh.

Thinking of inviting one of my mum's friends around tomorrow night, getting her boozed up and trying to shag her.

Thoughts?

>>53211014
why live ;_;

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>>53210968
I've noticed recently that pakis and leftists are pinning the blame on Syrians as a misdirection. Huge propaganda gimmick.

Rasheed is always trying to point the finger at others.

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>booze, north yorkshite
honestly lads this looks comfy as fuck but also straight out of 1700

>>53211080
good lad

does it bug you that most movies an is american made?

>>53211080
Sounds bantersome

>>53211113
and porn*

>>53211113
not really

>>53211113
no not at all

>>53211080
very good banter

>>53210984
Don't know where you conjured that impression up from lad

>>53211113
does it bother you that you're speaking an English made language?

>>53211070
fuck off shitskin

>>53211014
How do you know she is cute? The fact that she uses 4chan, the fact that she uses the foreign general of 4chan because "I'm not like other Americans" and the fact that she has a strangely non-cuntish attitude all add up to her being pretty uggo and most likely fat.

>>53211107
JUST - The Village

>>53211014
Sorry my stoner voice isn't good enough m8.

>>53211078
Yeah... no.

Who are more qt, Scottish Irish or English girls?

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>>53211043

>>53211162
yes i usually speak hebrew desu. we all have to learn in during school

>>53211165
she done a piccy of her from the neck down and she looked quite nice if bowlegged
obviously cant see the face but from what ive seen id fuck her no questions asksed

>>53211165
you have the last two thongs in common with her then

>>53211113
Only ''''''''movie'''''''' I've every watched is the K-On ''''''movie'''''' so no.

>>53211113
>most movies
Untrue

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>I don't care about global financial markets and its related repercussions

>>53211213
You mean the other Caliposter?

You got those pics?

>>53211204
Irish

I can't watch porn with men with uncut cocks.

do you feel the same about men with cut cocks?

>>53211210
You can tell he's a paedo just from his appearance

>>53211213
haven't you seen her face pic from the neck down?

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>>53211113
>does it bug you that most movies an is american made?

gonna do a get into bed

g'night xo

i engage in studies of the physical sciences so i can enlighten my mind

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>tfw capitalism is collapsing

>>53211214
lad the thought of wearing hear thongs has honestly given me an erection

>>53211263
I strongly prefer porn with big, fat, uncut cocks

>>53211250
she was fully clothed you waito piggu

>>53211286
this

>>53211263
I don't particularly care, but I don't understand people's obsession with them. I'm uncircumcised, wouldn't care if I was cut. Some American chicks are a bit nit-picky about it for some reason. Brainwashing goes a long way.

>>53211113
Does it bother you that about 50% of Hollywood actors are British?

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>>53211310
Well yeah but I want to see her dimensions.

Watching porn is literal virtual cuckery

>>53211263
The best and most majestic porn features uncut cocks

see massage rooms.

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choone

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PuIsKed-ePg

>>53211157
you did a little fedora post so wondered if you might have been a tad peeved at something
oh well better to be Safe Than Sorry

>>53210652
>rad
>wicked
>groovy
>she was a surf board
>honkytonk
literally nobody says these
also, fuck off with your northern bubbler shit, it's water fountain

>>53211214
I'm not like most Americans? Fuck me son, you're a genius.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cfulBCcNix

how many times have you wanked to this lads?

twice here

god bless australia

>>53211325
has 3 warm holes and will shitpost with you, what more do you require

>>53211357
those massage room videos are absolute banter hands