Why English are completely obsessed with the French?
They seem permanently ass ravaged by the only existence of this country.
It becomes even more embarrassing when you realize that Frenchies don't really care about England
they still can't get over 1066
can't wait to be in 2066 for the celebrations of the 1000 years anniversary
>Honi soit qui mal y pense
>Dieu et mon droit
we're not, it's just an ancient rivalry.
>It becomes even more embarrassing when you realize that Frenchies don't really care about England
that's because you don't know any frogs. mention well done steak or crécy and you'll hear nothing but anti-english sentiment for the next 10 minutes.
it's been a joke when we've not been fighting since voltaire, probably further back than that
France's greatest military leader had a small (TINY) penis.
I once saw a Murrikan blondie (one of those you find in series like Baywatch or Beverly Hills) drinking Champagne while chewing some gum.
I was extremely triggered.
Please kill her too.
Normans rekt them the fags like to pretend Normans weren't french but yeah sure nice try Brian non french speaking french, being culturally french and having 50% french admixture? Lmao britbong niggers.
>yet we are bros with all of them except france. dont blame us
Blame Merkel going full retard for that: Chirac was bro with Schröder, Sarko dominated Angela and Hollande is a servile peon.
>Brits being obsessed by french penises
Nothing new lad
I'm more obsessed with French pussies.
I do not go to the West Coast for it is a savage and uncivilized land. Northeast/New England and Northern Virginia are the most civilized places in the country tbqhfam it's pretty great
Just average French special forces responding to an average call about something, I guess.
I'll believe it when I see a webm of it m8
I think you might be making that up, friend.
It's nice to have a country we can pretend to hate and it's all good banter. You mention something about the average American IQ or weight and some landwhale lumbers in to remind you she's not like her other countrymen because she's actually 1/128 cherokee. You moan about french beer and they moan about your wine. It's a nice relationship.
There used to be loads of it and it made us the laughing stock of Europe. Now Cornwall produces some of the best wine and especially sparkling wine in Europe but it doesn't matter because the reputation has already been ruined.
Go to bed Pierre, it's 4:30am.
Why do you even bring up the 100 Years War without being honest ?
>"has a man ever pressed up against you or put his hand on your bottom?"
Might as well ask "have you ever breathed oxygen or killed someone?" Suprisingly 100% of people answer yes, so I guess feminists woukd conclude 100% of people are murderers.