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Why English are completely obsessed with the French?

They seem permanently ass ravaged by the only existence of this country.

It becomes even more embarrassing when you realize that Frenchies don't really care about England
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>>53207831
they still can't get over 1066

can't wait to be in 2066 for the celebrations of the 1000 years anniversary
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>>53207831
Something about cvcking them linguistically
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>>53207831
Our only long term historical rival desu
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>>53207831
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>>53208031
>>53208088
honestly, most relevant cunts besides US, we're all friends tho :^D
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>>53208088
it became a meme for at least 100 years though
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>>53208031
>Honi soit qui mal y pense
>Dieu et mon droit
Everytime
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>>53207831
It's love. A love so deep and true that we do not dare show it.
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>>53207831
we're not, it's just an ancient rivalry.

>It becomes even more embarrassing when you realize that Frenchies don't really care about England

that's because you don't know any frogs. mention well done steak or crécy and you'll hear nothing but anti-english sentiment for the next 10 minutes.

>>53208164
it's been a joke when we've not been fighting since voltaire, probably further back than that
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>>53208397
>it's been a joke when we've not been fighting since voltaire, probably further back than that

I... what?
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>>53208397
>well done steak
Is this what Saxons actually do

Glad we fucking killed you all tbhfam
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>>53207831

France's greatest military leader had a small (TINY) penis.
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>>53208571
I once saw a Murrikan blondie (one of those you find in series like Baywatch or Beverly Hills) drinking Champagne while chewing some gum.

I was extremely triggered.

Please kill her too.
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>>53208206
You two cute tsunderes
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>>53207831
just imagine your neighbour smelling shit and always being an ignorant fuck
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>>53208124
Couldn't have done it without based Irishmen and Poles
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>>53208727
I know we're talking about England but the paki invasion is fairly recent
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>>53208634
And yet he fucked women left and right.

>greatest military leader

He wasn't, though.
Several Louis, Charles, a Jean or two and let's not forget Sainte Jehanne were greater.
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>>53208727
Indeed French people got hard time with you too
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>>53208807
we have invaded almost all our neighbours several times in the last hundred years. yet we are bros with all of them except france. dont blame us
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Normans rekt them the fags like to pretend Normans weren't french but yeah sure nice try Brian non french speaking french, being culturally french and having 50% french admixture? Lmao britbong niggers.
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>>53208893
>yet we are bros with all of them except france. dont blame us

Blame Merkel going full retard for that: Chirac was bro with Schröder, Sarko dominated Angela and Hollande is a servile peon.
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>>53208958
dlt this, England is a strong germanic country. No gay latin influence
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>>53208634
>Brits being obsessed by french penises
Nothing new lad
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>>53209036
>influence
That's a nice word. Where did you get it? Just admit it, you love us.
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>>53209087
What do you expect from guys who chose a French song celebrating an anal fistula and made it their anthem?
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>>53209087
I'm more obsessed with French pussies.

Pic related.
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>>53208689
I do not go to the West Coast for it is a savage and uncivilized land. Northeast/New England and Northern Virginia are the most civilized places in the country tbqhfam it's pretty great
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>>53207831
Who cares about the UK anyway, I never quite got this "rivalry" thing from the anglos media. Why are they so butthurt
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>>53209167
What is this from?
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>>53209449
Just average French special forces responding to an average call about something, I guess.
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>>53209449
RAID intervention from January.
It rained so the grass is slippery.
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>>53209473
Same shit happens in England desu senpai.
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>>53209511
I'll believe it when I see a webm of it m8
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>>53209562
there is one floating around of like 10 policemen running away from a single guy but I don't save webums so maybe a kind gentleman will post it for me.
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We take the piss out of them but I don't think anyone really gives a shit about the French
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>>53209603
>Running away

Beating mentally ill black people to death is an American thing.
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>>53209603
I think you might be making that up, friend.
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France can be annoying, we Germans know that, too, but Britain has no other neighbour despite irrelevant Ireland, so they focus all their banter on them
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It's nice to have a country we can pretend to hate and it's all good banter. You mention something about the average American IQ or weight and some landwhale lumbers in to remind you she's not like her other countrymen because she's actually 1/128 cherokee. You moan about french beer and they moan about your wine. It's a nice relationship.
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>>53209689
There is English wine ?
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>>53209711
It's called piss
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>>53209711
There used to be loads of it and it made us the laughing stock of Europe. Now Cornwall produces some of the best wine and especially sparkling wine in Europe but it doesn't matter because the reputation has already been ruined.
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>>53209742
I'll track down a bottle of that Cornouailles wine.

>best wine and especially sparkling wine in Europe
Well as long as we have Champagne I doubt it will ever be of any relevance.
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>>53209562
Holy kek this can't be real

>tfy the English sex symbol is actually a downie
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>>53209793
We drink more prosecco now than champagne. I blame spoons
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>>53210434
And I blame working class shits.
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>>53210472
Go to bed Pierre, it's 4:30am.
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>>53210605
Why do you even bring up the 100 Years War without being honest ?
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>>53209449
charlie hebdo attacks from 2015, some special forces guy going full Steven Gerrard on some slippery slope
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>>53208807
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From my experience it's usually the French who get really butthurt about the British.
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It's literally one person from each country that autistically sperg out posting the same images and arguments day in day out.
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>>53213773
you mean like itt for example?
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>>53209645
>"has a man ever pressed up against you or put his hand on your bottom?"
Might as well ask "have you ever breathed oxygen or killed someone?" Suprisingly 100% of people answer yes, so I guess feminists woukd conclude 100% of people are murderers.
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>>53213904
> I guess feminists woukd conclude 100% of people are murderers.

If you're a CIS white male you essentially are :^)
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>>53209109
I have nothing against your culture or country, but your tongue is sickening. English should have stayed fully germanic.
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>>53214165
Then it wouldn't be English but Norwegian or Danish senpai.
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>>53214203
Actually, our closest living relative is Frisian. Danish is harsh on the ear as well, they never should have abandoned their pitch accents back in the day.
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>>53209562
>that pic
>a tumblrina basically saying she likes englishmen better because they're SWJcucks
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