/cum/ Canada US Mexico

Foreigners our

Underage posters get ready for bed. Lights out in 30

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>>53207124
...yeah to be honest

>all downhill from 21
>now 25

>>53207122
I've heard you had a Sudanese guy in your relationship with your wife though. Was that a meme?

>>53207176
aw shit

just delete this thread jannies I ruined it

>He has an instagram account

>>53207152
She actually did agree to it but I'm not about to search the archives for her post. She said she'd be nice and cordial to me if I did the same to her for 2 weeks

>>53207124
>tfw teenage years were worst times of my life

fuck them all. desu

>>53207152
>In which case that's stupid and I doubt it's even true, and post a screencap to prove said agreement or it didn't fucking happen.

He's LMM, and I told him shortly after being exposed to him that I would respond to his posts and be civil if he can stop being a cancerposter for a week. He couldn't manage 5 minutes.

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>in 8 years I'll be 30

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>>53207176
>>53207188
>>53207214

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>friend won't plan activities for saturday because he doesn't know about his gf's work schedule since the bitch doesn't have her driving licence and can't go by herself at work
>they live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere on a country road where no bus go

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>>53207124
I'll be 26 is march and I've accomplished nothing career wise and have no friends.

>>53207263
He lasted multiple weeks you cuck
He reminded you of that fact and you pretty much told him to fuck off

>>53207277
it's bullshit, no?

>>53207277
What are you plans when you reach 30?

>>53207263
>>53207246
I see

He's butthurt about a made up agreement he didn't follow through on, makes sense.

Quite in character for the poor bastard.

>>53207200
>Was that a meme?
Yes. We don't even date men.

>>53207265
>in 7 years you wil be 30

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>>53207265

Immortality is within our grasp.

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I had a dream about Yukari, it felt like it lasted forever, weeks went by. I was in love with her and we were friends, hanging out non stop every day. There were no obligations and no inhibitions. Now I am back to boring life, I haven't dreamed in months and then this shit over a dumb anime character.

>>53207270
>tfw my gf has no car and lives 100 miles away from me.

be more sympathetic senpai

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>>53207257
>early childhood was shit
>mid childhood kind of ok for a few years then awful
>teenage years very horrible
>young adult life horrible

>>53207318
Bad post

>>53207270
Why not hang out and be the 3rd wheel bro?

>>53207321
I heard from several people you were actually volunterring at a refugee camp kek
Is that true at all?

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>>53207257
Same 2bh. Life only got better after highschool.

>>53207263
You're talking about the guy who used to spam "Goodnight," in a thread over and over until he got a (you). I dunno if you should ever engage with that autism.

where the fuck is my legal weed at, fuckin' meme man Trudeau promised me I'd get it.

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>>53207265
>>in 6 years you will be 40

>>53207344

You poor, poor, poor, poor, poor, poor bastardous bastardly bastard.

>>53207318
>made-up agreement
She literally just admitted to an agreement
>>53207350
I dont recall him ever doing that

>>53207318
Pretty much. He continued pretending to be someone else, referring to himself in second/third person and referring to me as a cuck continually among other things, including constant baitposting that wasn't directed at me. He literally didn't make it more than 1 post.

He is incapable of not cancerposting, so why would I acknowledge him consciously?

>>53207347
>Is that true at all?
No.

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>>53207341
m8

>>53207306
Yeah.

>>53207308
I don't know. I just want to get a job that doesn't make me want to commit suicide every waking hour and live somewhere I don't hate. But I'm very bad at job interviews and severely demotivated at this point. I should just die.

>>53207383
Ebun post

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>>53207350
>Life only got better after highschool.

>>53207367
I don't mind weed, but I really can't have it more than 2-3 times in a month.
It destroys my energy and motivation and just makes me feel lazy as fuck.

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>>53207394
Fedora post

>>53207394
>He is incapable of not cancerposting, so why would I acknowledge him consciously?

lol you just now realized this?

>>53207350
>I dunno if you should ever engage with that autism.
I've chosen not to when I am aware that it's him. Obviously one still errs with anonymous posts and proxies.

>had a sexy dream about the gf
>she had a giant hole where her puss is
what the fuck does it mean?

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>>53207265
>yesterday was yesterday
Time flies

>>53207394
He's here 24/7
You just never notice him when he's posting like everyone else. You just have a weird unfounded hatred of him out of jealousy or something

>>53207350
h-haha yeah, m-mine too....

oh god kill me please.

>>53207429
>lol you just now realized this?
No. I realized it about a week after being exposed to him and giving him the benefit of the doubt initially.

>>53207257
somewhat agree desu. Was way too edgy.

>>53207461
She needs to see a gynecologist.

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>>53207124
>I was 17 in 2003

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>>53207432
You reply to him quite often actually

>>53207432
It's all good, you're better conversation than he ever was.

I tried just engaging him for a while, back when he was on his 2nd or 3rd trip, and it did no good whatsoever.

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>>53207320
Noice. She sounds pretty cute.
I have a golden retriever and she loves to kill squirrels.

/CUM/ SURVEY

Favorite genre of music?
hardmode: no "I listen to everything xDD"

>>53207497
They are in love!

>>53207367
I don't think he ever full out promised legalization but looking into it? they did promise removing aboriginal transparency, bringing in muslims to the country, and implementing sexist laws in politics

also some other weird shit that is steps backwards that I forget right now but also made me angry

>>53207470
He's a good lad
Quit being so rude

>>53207424

I barely smoke it 2bh senpai, not even monthly...but that's why I want that shit legal, so if I feel inclined to have a toke I can just go buy a couple grams without getting heated out. When I was younger and an ebin teenage stoner I knew a bunch of dealers, but I don't know anybody anymore, so it would be nice if it were legal and didn't have to worry about getting weed numbers from some shady skrub.

>>53207386
Honestly wish I had a screencap, but I didn't think about it at the time. I know the dude was lonely but that was straight up pathetic.
Also, frig off NAD, http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HabN7u4Dt7

>>53207419
Keep trying m8, life is what you make of it.

>>53207432
Fair enough, I think CIA is here fairly often too, backing him up and spreading the shitpost. I just had to end up filtering the words "cuck," "meme," "rape," and "white," and like 80% of his posts vanish, lol.

>>53207469
Love you anon<3

>>53207518
I like everything except country and rap

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>>53207483
>being 30 years old and still posting on 4chan

why

>>53207539
>Fair enough, I think CIA is here fairly often too, backing him up and spreading the shitpost. I just had to end up filtering the words "cuck," "meme," "rape," and "white," and like 80% of his posts vanish, lol.

Sage advice.

>>53207539
>all these assumptions
He's actually a normie and has a gf you mong

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>we are closer to 2050 than 1990

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>>53207518
Black metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm15Q6OVy9g
^ Shit like that.

>>53207539
>Love you anon<3

thanks senpai.
hilariously enough my life is better but I still feel like shit.

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>>53207518
hip-hop

>>53207567
There's no where else to go. Forums are garbage and most websites are youtube comment section tier or heavy with censorship.

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reminder that frogposting has been redditor shit for going on a year and a half now

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>>53207539
>filtering the word cuck

thank you so much

seriously

thank so fucking much

>>53207539
Who is nad?

>>53207528
Yeah I don't know that many people either anymore.
I agree though.
I would much prefer to having a bowl to having a beer or two when hanging out with friends.

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>>53207483
>tfw you're closer to your death than the time you where born

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>>53207518
Shoegaze probably (pic related has been my favourite album recently).
I'm partial to jazz fusion as well.

>>53207518
/mu/core

>>53207644
NotADrunk
aka LeMonopolyMan

If you wear a denim jacket kill yourself

>>53207600
Didn't it slow down after that school shooting that crashed the last achieve site?

>>53207582
:^) Frig off, last (you) you'll get from me m8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HabN7u4Dt7

>>53207592
It's okay anon, why do you feel like shit?

>>53207625
If you didn't think of doing it before, admittedly you're retarded. Like kids who rage about toxic players in games when the mute button exists. Still love ya tho.

>>53207644
I don't know dude, some random fuck? Who even cares.

>>53207682
Reminder, "Literally who," is the standard response from now on.

What does vagina taste like?

>>53207712
fish tbqhwyfam

>>53207712
weird salt

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>>53207518
1. Neofolk
2. Martial Industrial
3. Traditional folk
and lots of other stuff too

>>53207517
My dog loves to bark at the raccoons from the safety of our deck
We can't let her at them because they'll kill her though

I also take her to swim in a nearby pond. Thats her favorite thing in the world

>>53207712
Bodily fluids is the only way I can describe it. Like the way your spit or sweat tastes, slightly salty, slightly coppery.
Depends pretty heavily on her diet too 2bh, Vegetarians taste better, in my experience.

>>53207712
literally tastes like wet skin
maybe she was just really clean though idk, you can get some nasty ones if they are a nasty hoe

Going to North Carolina tomorrow. Is there anything to do in Charlotte?

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>>53207764
>We can't let her at them because they'll kill her though
Wow.
She must be rather small, then.

>>53207646

I need to be kinda drunk before I can even consider smoking weed, otherwise I'm too anxious. It's hard to believe I used to be an all day everyday 420 blaze that shit kind of faggot, I just can't handle it anymore...nowadays I take few decent tokes off the joint and I'm absolutely wrecked.

>>53207703
no clue senpai.

I just feel depressed all the time

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>decide to look at twitter trends today
>#Wastehistime2016
>https://twitter.com/hashtag/WasteHisTime2016?src=tren
>its literally just women spending hours leading guys on then blowing them off
and people wonder why /r9k/ exists
fuck this shit 2d for life

>LMM
Literally who?

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>>53207518
Depends on my mood 100%. If you asked me to give you an answer with a gun to my head then I'd probably say classical even though that isn't what I listen to most.
>>53207795
It's a city. There will be bars.

>>53207871
kinda' funny actually

>>53207864
I took a 3-day ban for this.

>>53207897
Good lad

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>>53207644
fuck off yanks

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>>53207805
raccoons are just surprisingly vicious
they'll win a fight against most any dog

She is still a large dog, just pretty small for her breed

>>53207925
nou >x3

>>53207925
Ahahahah so this is the top notch british banter I've heard so much about :^) very ebin

>>53207871
>Haley @tropical_calpal 5m5 minutes ago
>When he tells you "i love you" hit him with the "chillout we aren't even together senpai" #WasteHisTime2016

BAHAHAHHAA

>>53207518
90s alt-rock and ska, all waves.

>>53207925
>limey in my /cum/
Fuck off you yellow-toothed muslim rat

>>53207827
I feel ya m8. Maybe see a doctor. Personally I get over feelings like that by just DUDE WEED LMAO'ing it, even though I understand that isn't everyone's bag, it could be worth a try if you haven't already.

>>53207925
please hug me I'm so lonely

>>53207728
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>>53207784

How does it feel to kiss a woman's neck? Does it feel good?

>>53207962

>ska

lmao nice shit taste

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>>53207871
But anon, these women are wasting their time trying to waste other peoples time as well, there is no master in this relationship, we are all slaves to the big other.

>>53207998
For me it feels good because it feels good for her. Literally I only care about if she likes something, which is why I like neck kisses, hugs from behind, hand on her thigh; basic romantic shit like that

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>>53207962
>ska

>>53207816
I have never been an anxious person while high, unless I smoke way too much.
The setting will definitely influence it as well.

>>53207827
>Minor hallucinations iirc
>Depression

Olanzapine.


>>53208007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSo-_TavE1U
Me @ you :3

>>53207986
If you want anon, you can add me on steam. I'll play games with you or even just chat you.

>>53207998
One of my favorite things is neck and tummy/hip biting. Leaving a hickey feels so nice. Her skin is soft and warm, and if you've been going for a while her sweat gets mixed in and gives it a nice taste too.

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>>53207935
Coons also killed my chickens all the time.

One massacre being so bad it made my mom cry.

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>>53207871
fucking kek'd

>>53208030
>Literally I only care about if she likes something

fuckboi lmao

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>22
>About to start college again

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>>53208076
>Olanzapine
Fuck that drug

>>53207980
I tired drugs senpai.
still feel like shit.

>>53208030
>>53208089

Thanks, I'm writing this down.

>>53208135
It's pretty effective for most people who suffer from psychosis-like symptoms.

>>53208129
I'm thinking about quitting college. Almost every story on here is about how terrible it gets and how they drop out.
t. 18 and got three C's in first semester

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my stick bugs are growing fast lads

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>>53208067
>he doesn't like those things
it's so obvious that you've never so much as touched a woman lmfao

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>>53207986
i like how mounties look like British Empire officers tbf

>>53207518
Prog metal

>>53208203

now THAT is a fuckin jaw

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>>53208169
I know, I had it for that reason.
I can't put it into words, but it is fucking horrendous.
I would stare at things for longer than 10 minutes without realizing it, and it made me feel like I was in a dream.

>>53208076
>implying I'm ever being diagnosed schizo

haha,
yeah, no.

I like having the right to keep and bare arms desu.

god damn it i hate my life lads

unironically had a 4.0 this semester

>>53208202
never said I dint like them, im saying you gotta care about yourself more than her. because the way your talking sounds like shes going to leave you soon for not being manly enough

>>53208277
At least your not Irish right

>>53208156
Dunno what to tell you man, if you want a friend I'll play games with you. I'll listen to your problems, no matter how dumb or insignificant, if you do the same for me.

>>53208167
If she has hips that protrude out, give them plenty of nibbles on your way down.

>>53208133
I'm as normie as it gets, I don't think they'd like me too much there.

>>53208274
Do you like it more than preserving your mental health and general sense of well-being?

>>53208289
Fuck off nerd

>>53208203
Their ceremony uniforms are pretty awesome. From what I remember most aspects are based off old British designs. Puffy pants, hat, and all. It's fun seeing them on Canada on horse back.

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>>53208289
same desu

>>53208169
Seriously, there's too much misdiagnosis of antidepressants in the states.

I got put on a wrong scrip for a while and it made me violent, and I've never been violent or aggressive in my life.

I went on another and I was ok, stayed on them for a year until I got my head straight and have been fine ever since (with an occasional crushingly depressing day).

But I'll never go on those pills again honestly.

>>53208289
ironically had a 1.7 last semester
this semester hasnt come out yet

These kids are so unprepared

>>53208313
Stop replying to bait and cries for attention retard
>>53208305
You sound pretty beta to me

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>baby i am plump and ripe
>I'm pinker than Shepard's delight
what did she mean by this?

>>53208328
>Canada
Canada Day I mean

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>>53208296

>>53208289
>>53208329
How do you study? Pls I need help. I always end up on 4chan. Pls.

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>>53208300
I AM
WHY CAN'T I JUST BE SWISS

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>>53208389
Gonna make it lad
>>53208396
Get banned from 4chan

>>53207925
fuck off limey

>>53208289
Feels good friend.

>>53208194
They look strong and healthy lad

>>53208313
yes desu.

>>53208194
Nice stick bugs! Excellent post.

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>Occulus rift launch price announced
>$700

Fuck society and fuck all of you

>>53208403
Fuck that shit

The Irish are why America is so violent, and by extension great

What the fuck have the swiss done to impact the world?

>>53208448
this general is for north and central america

>>53208396
Why on earth would you come to 4chan when you need to study? If 4chan is actually having a negative effect on your life then good lord it's time to leave it somehow. Priorities desu.

Also, if the class has a lot of material I record lectures then re-listen to them and retake notes to make sure I have everything. It's tedious and takes a lot of time but it works. Also if there are lecture slides use those along with notes and recordings.

>>53208194
Very good post

>>53208509
this

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Make America great again
>>53208509
This

>>53208519
faggot

>>53208504
im half swiss half irish
but for some reason my irish side seems to completely dominate the swiss
WHY CAN'T I BE MONOETHNIC LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE

>>53208503
kek.

it was shit to begin with.

>literally a samshit 6" phone display in a plastic box

>>53208499
Just be willing to reconsider if the situation degrades. Generally it will with age. At a certain point your health will be more important than the gun you never use.

In other news


>Every yoshi matters

BAHAHAHHA

>>53208194
It's cute

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>>53208503
>nearly 1000 dollars in CAD
the games that use it look gimmicky anyways

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Muh dick

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>the thing about crumb cakes, is that you have to focus on the crumbs as well as the cake

>>53208539
FOL

>>53208576
>hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
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This is you

>>53208570
It was more of the motion controls that made it look cool. Could have been fun for some horror games. Odds are nothing good will be developed for it because of its price however.

I've also read eye strain and nausea is an issue with those things.

>>53208576
>the gun you never use.

kek
maybe I don't use them now.

I'll never give up what makes me an American

>>53208614
I'm an American living in England
>this new

>>53208639
It was also an issue for FPS games in general when the genre was still young.

I remember playing FPS for the first time and getting migraines and motion sickness.

>>53208590
I truly hope it flops and ruins their careers.

I'm tired of hearing of both of them, especially potter-whore.

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>>53208576
I'd rather have a gun then depression meds. I can just self prescribe with vodka.

I don't understand why conservatards are chimping out over background checks. It does no harm to the 2nd amendment

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>>53208638
You try so damn hard, I don't get it

>>53208686
this guy gets it

good lad.
now go buy your Vz61 Skorpion lad.

>>53208570
>>literally a samshit 6" phone display in a plastic box
Except not at all that.

>>53208719
Explain

You guys sure are a sad bunch. So is this general for licking wounds then?

>>53208658
FOL

>>53208713
Because you're handing over the criteria for judging who's allowed to have a gun to government officials and police forces. Some of the fear is from abuse of power but it really just comes down to incompetence, people don't become avid gun owners because they trust their own police forces are there for them.

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Reminder not to reply to terrorists

>>53208794
This

>>53208713
We have pretty intense background checks here. It's mostly pointless. Even our police officers say the system doesn't work because "law abiding citizens don't purchase guns legally" or make the effort to maintain things like permits. Virtually all our gun crime is with illegal weapons.

If liberals want to tackle that kind of crime they shouldn't chase hunters and hobbiests, but give more funding to things like border services and crime units.

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>>53208751
kek

>>53208813
This

>>53208485
>>53208500
>>53208529
>>53208586
thanks lads

>>53208846
This

>>53208842
Are you trying to prove my point?

breast milk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGGwv3Zjq88

>Iowa will never come back
JOTOOOOOOO

>>53208915
Good album, probably their best 2bh. I saw them with Cannibal Corpse when they swung around not too long ago, great show.

>>53208900
>literally samshit written on the bezel of the display

>>53208900
the software side is a little more complicated then that

there would have to be an opensource alternative that works with most android phones or something for you to be able to stream your screen to your phone that you duct taped to your face to get the same affect. Don't think it's worth 1000 CAD for software tho.

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>female student in love with teacher
>male student who is gay in love with teacher too
DEGENERACY. Japan has gone too far.

>>53208719
Explain please

>>53208970
I mean if that was the only thing in the picture you would have a point, but why would them using a large scale manufacturing company to help make their product be surprising?

Do you think it's an actual phone in there instead of just the screen?

anime is fucking gay

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MARINA
A
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N
A

>>53208686
>>53208730
How much does the vodka do for the psychosis?

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just shaved without shaving cream or soap and now my face feels like its on fire

please send help

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>>53209016
>>53208753

Is that bothering you

>>53208968
agreed.
Nice senpai sounds like a fun show.

>>53209064
Are you fucking retarded lad? Just dunk your face in ice cold water or something

>>53209060
idk

getting drunk doesn't really make me feel better honestly.

>>53209060
depends on the type of drunk you are

it numbs me and helps me relax despite how awful things are

sometimes it makes me cry and fall down too

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You lads up to anything nice with the gf, tonight?

>>53209064

Is that guy OK?

>>53209090
I just dont understand what you're trying to say

>>53207712
buckets of sand

>>53209132
Obviously

>>53209090
it's bothering me. it's the only reason i'm still ITT

>>53209092
It was great. Never seen so many 200+ lbs guys in cargo shorts in one place in my life.

>>53209130
>gf

;_;

rude

>>53209130
>from England
>can't even form an English sentence with proper punctuation

get it together m8

>>53209195
kek, I came across the same kind of crowd at cattle decapitation.

>>53209064
put rubbing alcohol on it

>>53209156
Do tell

>>53209263
I saw that band at GwarBQ. They were quite noisy

>tfw no /cum/ meetup at gathering of the juggalos

>>53209263
Makes sense. Normally I mosh but at DM shows I almost always have to stay out of the pit because of that crowd.

>tfw considering formatting both hard drives and trying to install linux and start from scratch

windows is too awful but I'm scared I'll break something and I don't even know which distro to try

>>53209424
Use linux mint famlam

>>53209396
yeah I'm not the biggest guy. 5'8" 153lb

So they would destroy. I did go in meme pits when I was a normie at warped tour forever ago. But obviously not the same crowds
>>53209335
>Gwarbq
nice, I wanted to go to that a few years back.

>>53209424
WIndows is devil
Windows is of t*rk smell

do it faggot

>>53209424
install it on a disk or usb drive then boot from one of those to try it

>>53209468
>warped tour
>mosh pits

Pick one. You either get wimpy scene-kids not doing anything or retarded macho hardcore kids doing karate in the pit.

NO. KARATE. IN. THE. PIT. EVER.

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>>53209335
They're a pretty mediocre "grindcore" band iirc
Not a fan desu

>>53209480
how big of a usb would I need to install on it and is there any chance of it fucking up the stuff on my drives?

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>>53209525
They're DM/Sort of tech DM band. Don't know what kind of retard told you they were grindcore.
Their new album is actually very good, I'd rec it if you haven't tried already.

Had a really bad dream lads.
Don't read it if you get queasy.

I was doing something (I was walking down a street?) and I felt like I had to piss, so I did, and I started pissing thick red blood. Naturally I panicked, I guess I imagined in my dream that it burned like a thousand suns, I felt my life leaving my body as I pissed out all my blood, fainted still pissing blood all over the street, and then I woke up in a nightmarish sweat.

it's all true. It ruined most of my day today.

>>53209468
It's bretty disgusting. Hadad's lake is a disgusting place already to begin with, but add all the metalheads and gwarfans and you already know what's coming, it's infested with pot smell, drunk people, vomit, fake blood, etc. All around a very gross place but it's not bad. Fun day, especially if you like drinking
>>53209525
Yeah they were just, interesting. Haven't really listened to much of their stuff to be fair though

>>53209583
Y E S
E
S

My fav album of 2015 desu

hello reddit

lads

>>53209541
depends on the distro, just look at a few and figure out the file sizes

been a while since I played with Linux but they all fit on old 2gig CDs or shitty usb drives. After they connect to the internet most want update patches though. And no, if you boot from a usb or CD it shouldn't touch your drives unless you tell it to. Just look for USB or external hard drive installation guides and read up how to boot from a usb or CD if you don't know how.

I wouldn't fuck with your computers actual drives or OS since you'll probably fuck things up or regret it later.

>>53209507
Kek. Exactly what it is. I remember I had a friend who got knocked out in the emmure pit because some idiot was kicking the air.
>>53209635
Sounds like my kinda place to be fa m
>>53209583
Agree, I really like it

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>>53209665
As far as DM releases go I like this far more. I have a hard time liking CD's use of clean vocals, reminds me far too much of Gojira.

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>>53209583
Fair enough, I might listen to it. 2015 was a pretty shit year for metal imo. I only liked a handful of albums and EPs. Everything else was a tad mediocre. Slaves Beyond Death was probably my favorite full-length album.

>>53209685
https://ipfs.io/ipfs/QmWSKBAygxQfQnzfWkd3dNsRgiNAimu5Vy7mkewV9necA9/rImGoingToHellForThis%20mirror-b96M.mp4

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>>53209750
Given this a try? My personal AOTY for 2015 metal.

>>53209718
To each their own bud.
I don't listen to much death metal anymore, more about black metal and folk metal.
The new Panopticon was bretty gud.

Man I hate listening to metal, I don't know how you lads do it

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>>53209790

>>53209834
need to be in the right mood

>>53209424
Mint or some Ubuntu derivative is a decent Newby starting point. And there's nothing wrong with using it long term.

I actually use Ubuntu myself, although I don't use unity. (the desktop environment)

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Post ur music player lads

>>53209790
>I run a blah blah on a website called reddit
too cringey, can't watch

>>53209834
Get ears that aren't baby ears buddy.

Shitflinging aside, it's probably something most people have to ease into. That's what I did. Got more familiar with the subgenres that aren't as abrasive and used them to move further and further down the rabbit hole. Now I'm blasting Slam when I wake up and going to bed to Drone Doom. Feelsgood.

>>53209882
Spotify hue

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>>53209882

>>53209790
I just want this children to burn for their arrogance desu.

when is the prophesied /pol/ shitstorm happening?

getting sick of these disgusting humans.

>>53209899
I listen to classical when going to sleep
Feels baby ears man

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>>53209802
nope
Listening to it right now.
I also liked pic related
made by a Swedish band

>>53209930
It's a byproduct of growing up with social media. The desire for attention and to look good when asking for it.

>>53209971
all humans are disgusting, not even these kids.

a lack of god is really what causes it.
but god is very likely not real so it isn't a shock society always do this.

>>53209692
I think I'll look into this then
is there any you would recommend for primarily stuff like photoshop and shitposting with games occasionally?

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>>53209942
Nothing wrong with that. If you haven't already, a great place to start would be with classic bands like Black Sabbath, Motorhead, Iron Maiden, Early Slayer, and early Megadeath. Maybe go to /metal/ and ask for something a little more geared to you too.

>>53209958
Ayy, I saw Ghost a month or two ago. They put on a great show.
Tribulation is actually Swedish too. Actually had the chance to meet them in person after the show too. Their qt guitarist awkwardly laughed at my jokes and they were all very polite and grateful. Even got a signed poster.
I was surprised by how small they were though, none of them break 6 ft. they look like elves 2bh.

>>53210010
The distro won't matter much for that really.

Just install mint or Ubuntu and call it a day.

The distro really just affects what software is installed by default and how packages are organised as well as default configuration.

>>53209834
FUCK OFF MOM YOU DON'T GET IT
YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO GET IT

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>>53209958
Good album desu.

anyone see bone tomahawk?

this scene makes it seem like its worth a watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ifDHN8YO48

>>53210131
NOPE NOPE

>>53210131
this is honestly just cartoonish 2bh

>>53210131
fug

>>53210206
cant say ive seen many cartoons about a guy being scalped alive and split in half from the groin

>>53209834
it's mostly just an acquired taste I think, just like many other genres

Also it's much easier to get into it if you're not the type of person who enjoys dancing or music which is meant to make people dance.

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rina
literally the cutest picture I've ever seen

>>53207653
My literal nigger

what do you guys have in your bathroom snack drawer at the moment?

ketchup chips and swedish fish here

>>53210751
I keep a fridge in my washroom so i have some beer and about 1.5 pounds of chuck hamburger meat. I keep the george foreman grill near the sink.

>>53210751
Since I started shitting in the shower I don't need bathroom snacks anymore.

>>53209834
Depends on how you feel at the moment mate.

>>53210751
>bathroom snack drawer
What.

>>53207518
communist folk, my favorites are Americans like utah Phillips

>>53210815
go to bed you fucking cuck

>>53210815
it's not too uncommon i think

i keep the drawer beside my toilet stocked with snacks so i can snack a little while i'm on the loo

>>53210815
this
wtf

>>53210876
>Eating while pooping

No. This must be a meme. it is not real. Explain this meme.

>>53210751
currently ritz peanut butter crackers and beef jerkey. thought about getting one of those keurigs for the bathroom too but IDK if I want to spend the money.

>>53210887
i know a few people who do it, you guys don't?

not enough drawer space or something?

>eating korean-indian-mexican fusion street food at the local pub
>nigress next to me asks me "where'd you get the chinese"

is this the fate asians face?

>>53207464
when you're a faggot

>>53210911
what's the issue? sometimes you're there for 10-15 minutes, may as well make the most of it

>>53210917
nice, my keurig at work just broke, make sure you get a good one, but theyre probably more expensive

>>53210911
>Literally being a cuck

No. This must be a meme. it is not real. Explain this meme.

>>53210751
My roommates wanted the microwave on the sink so we could make snacks, but we decided against it since it would get in the way of the blender.

>tfw British qt you've been snapchating goes to bed
Feels bad man

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>>53210966
comrade castro desu

>>53210966
>10-15 minutes

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>>53210989
>tfw American qt you used to skype now hates you

>>53211002
??

>>53210966

how fucking much of an autistic neckbeard must you be to snack while you drop a duece? Fuckin' nasty, man.

>>53211035
That's some serious dietary problems or something.

post the lyrics to a song you like that most anons probibly dont know

>>53210980
I'm getting meme'd on too hard right now. Do people really do this?

>>53210751
now that i'm back at the dorms there's no drawer to put bathroom snacks in :~(. but back home I used to put potato chips in mine, since it's the only place i can get grease on my hands knowing i can just use it to lather up my butthole for easier release and just wash it off in the sink after im done.

>>53211034
Rightfully so.

>>53211046
What are you supposed to do when you get hungry on the toilet?

>>53211069
What kind of fucking rock do you live under? Most of my friends have appliances in their bathrooms.

>not eating, smoking, reading, singing, tapping your feet to practice double pedaling, winking and wanking while pooping

Git Good

>>53211069
Certainly not. Which makes me wonder what the origin of said memeing is.

>>53211105
What state do you live in? Please do not tell me this savagery is commonplace within 1000m.

>>53211096

I dunno, maybe wait to finish taking a shit, wash your hands, and then go get a snack? You nasty motherfucker.

>>53211034
Guess she isn't into Pakis