>they spend millions on modelling data
>OR is $599 in America
>Somehow costs £500
>Somehow costs $920AUD
>tfw spend ages in shops working out whether i should go with the cheapest option or whether tto go with another option that is perhaps a pound or two more.
>tfw ride a bike so i don't have to pay for transport
>tfw go to a barbering school to get hair cuts for free
>tfw i do my groceries at several different shops in several different areas, just to save
>tfw i don't actually spend the money i save on anything particularly of note
feels ok i gues
Well lads, you have all been witness to the very first facebook shill attack in /brit/ history.
I dunno if this is supposed to be bait but this is literally me.
I refuse to buy socks because the price point for what you get is outrageous. £6 sometimes £8 for 4 pairs of fabric pouches sewed together by some chink.
How many times have you heard people say football tickets are a rip off, footballers get paid too much blah blah blah, and then the stadiums are all full every weekend, people buy the replica shirts in record numbers, buy all the sponsors products, etc.
Do they think people are slaves who don't have the ability to spend their money elsewhere? Fucks sake, Arsenal have raised their season ticket price, they're stealing an extra £100 off me even though I voluntarily agreed to it.
>I refuse to buy socks because the price point for what you get is outrageous
i know, i was just comparing prices.
so when you hear shit about australians being massive tech/software/media pirates, just consider we usually have to wait weeks to months for shit, at double the price.
>Owning a console
>Owning a TV
>I tried hard in school and got a good job. Maybe you should have done the same
>tfw buy socks from sports direct for cheap
>tfw primark for plain white/black tshirts
>tfw getting a good clothes means paying £25-40 at tk max
i'm pretty happy though, i choose to be frugal and i get a thrill out of having not spent much money on things.
>i get a thrill out of having not spent much money on things.
>Nividia have calculated that you will need 7 times the computing power to run a game as VR than as normal.
Literally dead on arrival tech.
>illegally downloading media then complaining when the price doesn't go down
Bit of a dullard argument there. Why don't you just steal a Rift? You could use it on your pc which you paid a lot more for than an American would
don't think this girl likes me lads
>The world is ruined by jewish greed, I'm surprised it took you this long to realise.
Mr Shekelberg is most displeased that his shilling was caught out.
>mfw i buy a £130 quid pair of adidas trainers
>even though they're chavvy they're worth a fair bit more than most other people's shoes
I have 7 different pairs of socks, 10 black and white tshirts, 4 shirts (smart and casual), 2 pairs of shoes and 2 pairs of jeans. I just wear tracky bottoms on the weekend and sleep naked.
no quantity here lad.
I'm actually laughing at you, you pleb.
I own a PC and pirate everything. End yourself.
lads wtf i thought my CPU was blazingly fast and more than competent enough for the oculus
I pirate everything because game devs are greedy jews these days.
Have you seen the latest Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six? It's £50 and it's a multiplayer deathmatch only game with fucking microtransactions.
10 years ago for £30 you got multiplayer and a single player campaign and multiplayer deathmatch with 64 players.
Games are regressing in technology and content while increasing in price.
>Games are regressing in technology and content while increasing in price.
Games are becoming more expensive to make and staying the same price. Yes Siege is a rip off. An 80 hour game is not. Games were never 30 on arrival. Just a lie. People paid 70 quid for nes games
So we have a massive over-abundance of young horny men from extremely sexist cultures that have little to no respect for non Muslims that are surrounded by liberal western women wearing over sexual clothes by their standards like jeans. The molestations in Germany are just a preview of what is to come.
>I play games
>Games were never 30 on arrival
Literally remember paying £35 for PS3 games on launch and £30 for PS2 games on launch.
This was ofc back in the says when pre-ordering actually got you money off and wasn't a complete waste of time.
It's the very start of it. Not intended for millions now clearly, it will stick around and get more marketable though. Maybe not even in games. If I were building a house I'd absolutely want to see what it's like to walk around my new house in vr before I agree to it. Which is happening already
>So we have a massive over-abundance of young horny men from extremely sexist cultures that have little to no respect for non Muslims that are surrounded by liberal western women wearing over sexual clothes by their standards like jeans. The molestations in Germany are just a preview of what is to come.
>Games are becoming more expensive to make
>"Ok lads we've got a £100 million budget how shall we spend it."
>"Well £70 million of that is right on marketing, we're going to need £20 million to hire the meme of the month actor to voice act the main character".
fuck off back to >>>/v/
I was smuggling some things and the latex gave me diarrhoea so I went to the bathroom to take a shit but shat out all the pellets. Couldn't leave them in an airport bathroom so I had to eat them
erm alright but just because its you haha *crawls out of a huge foul-smelling log of putrid rotting shit* ahhh now wheres my tools *pisses myself* ah hmm here they are, the old "gimp" or gimp as i like to call it, *hocks up a load of phlegm and emphatically swallows it* now what should i bless my young lover with today hmmmmm *cries a bit from anticipation* *in my arousal at the fecundity of my tear ducts i lose control and blanket my legs in slithering worms of liquid shit* ahhhhhh ive got it!!!
>I'm playing team deathmatch on a map the size of the universe with 256 players which required real teamwork and tactics
>I'm playing team deatmatch on a map the size of an indian's penis with 8 other people that is just mindless running and gunning
>can't take anyone seriously if they don't read on a regular basis
I'm not arguing that they're cheaper to make, I'm arguing that they're expensive to make because of misappropriation of funds.
The latest Rainbow Six cost $80 million to make. Where did all that money go? Because it certainly wasn't into the fucking game.
How does it feel to know when people say "UK" "Britain" or "England" they mean London? How does it feel to know that 36.9% of the UK's economy is from London? Maybe next time you Poortherners meet a Londoner you should thank him for the dole money you collect.
How does it feel to know every year millions of tourists come to see London while no one gives a fuck about your depressing Northern shit hole? How does it feel to know you have no culture or relevance to the UK never mind the world.
London is a land of opportunity which is why it is such a magnet for immigrants, I know you will respond that you "Hate niggers and pakis" but why? Is it that people can come from Ghana and Pakistan, work hard, build a career and make something of themselves all on their own merits while you Poorthern shits just sit their collecting dole and drinking cans of cider? Do the hard working immigrants make you feel bad for being such a lazy shit? I would take a million Asians, blacks and eastern Europeans over one of the lazy northern animals.
What is my conclusion? If you hate London you hate it because you can't hack it. You are not smart, quick or hard working enough to compete. You don't have the willpower to come down here and start at the bottom renting a flat and work hard until you eventually get that mansion in Hampstead. You hate it because everyone in London is doing something while you sit there doing NOTHING. Collecting dole... Drinking warm cider out of a can.... I don't know if Poortherners cause more pity or more disgust.
in case he gets stabbed------ OH WHOAAAAAA!!!! *gets stabbed* *suplexes my attacker and disables him with a swift thrust to the groin with my trusty blade, 億虐待父親とすべての同性愛者の悪魔死キラー, the demon deathkiller of 100 million abusive dads and all homosexuals*, whew food thing i was wearing my stabbing proof vest *goes to walk away to resume the conversation* *slips over* HEYYY!!! some blockhead oughtta have put a wet floor sign down here--WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA????!?!?! *sees the floor is carpeted with my own blood* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!??!?! *takes off my coat* confound and truncate it all, a right frenulous frustum i've gotten myself into and no mistake!!!! i forgot my stabbing vest!!!!!! ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Name a single shooter game released last year where you can play against 256 people.
Tribes was doing this back in fucking 1998.
Why are games like call of duty limited to 16 players?
I laugh my arse off when a battlefield game comes out and they talk about 64 player battles like it's massive.
What is your honest opinion on Canadians?
>had a sexy dream about the gf
>she had a giant hole where her puss is
what the fuck does it mean? I haven't actually seen it yet
Things worth spending lots of money on:
2. Psychedelic drugs
5. Tailored clothes
8. Subscription to the Economist/FT
>9003. Digital books
>9004. Engagement ring
>900000000001. Video games
Why do you think just having more people is a good experience? Every time someone has tried it (MAG) it's shit and then no one tries again for a while.
People prefer tight quick shooters these days because they don't want to run across a map for 10 minutes just to get sniped
>Subscription to the Economist/FT
Viagra is a prescription medication, you bought what is most likely Korean ginseng and horny goat weed pills, which are supposedly aphrodisiacs with minor unverified improvement in blood flow.
Basically, you are a moron that expects one thing when buying something completely different.
>"What happens on the right-wing platforms and in chat rooms is at least as awful as the acts of those assaulting the women," he said. "This is poisoning the climate of our society."
Laughing out loud
>2. Psychedelic drugs
Early Planetside 2 days were fun.
>company does mass air raid drop onto the crown of the capital at night
>majority of soldiers are in power armour and support classes
I fought for motherland.
If you don't see that video games are getting more expensive for less content you're a bit of a silly billy 2bh
You can change that shit, bro. Excercise and diet. Stick with it and you'll get results. I know it's difficult, but you know what? So is anything worth having. That's why a cut-ass body is considered attractive while being a fat flabby fuck (no offense) isn't. Anyone can be a fat flabby fuck by just eating like shit as much as they want and not excercising. Getting cut requires willpower and determination.
Just remember that it's worth it. Imagine yourself cut, trim, ripped, tan, with rock-hard biceps, a six-pack, a firm ass, surrounded by girls. And think: that could be you, if you stick to it and don't give up. And if you think "I don't have the willpower, I'm not good enough, I can't do it" then MAKE yourself do it anyway. Don't listen to your subconscious try to talk you down.
I mean assuming your face isn't horribly deformed or anything and you're not super old. Even in that case, though, you could still get something. You just have to try. Try and don't give up. Anyway, people who think they're ugly usually aren't as ugly as they think they are, so just try not to worry so much. Trust me on this, you can improve your situation.
Love seeing this image posted simply because of the top-right bit
baby i am plump and ripe
I'm pinker than Shepard's delight
sweet like honeysuckle late at night
I don't know why politicians and journalists say shit like this. I don't think the voters like it but instead just accept it.
I don't understand their motivation
>inb4 global jewish conspiracy
>I absolutely LOVE sprinting (Oh wait sprinting hadn't been invented) across a map for 10 minutes. It makes me feel like it's real. Yes when I die I have to do it all over again, and what?
also, just so you know, the "non-degenerates" are almost without exception le strong independent women xd who support feminist values and are thus universally unattractive
this sounds like gimmicking but it really isnt
The EU wants to destroy all the unique nations of Europe to create an new EU superpower. It isn't even a meme.
Just because the elites are actually conspiring doesn't mean it isn't true. They want every EU country to be turned into EU province #23 filled with migrants with no loyalty or history in the land.
23 years old and literally have never had to support myself yet I have my own apartment that my parents pay for
at least i'm about to have my MBA i suppose, but fuck I feel useless when I hear all my friends worreid about bills
all those SJW types shag around as much as they can
deep insecurity means they need a hero project to give their life value (making yourself feel important with a "revolutionary movement") and need constant validation that they are worth something sexually
>i use headphones and not the speakers when using my computer
>Occulus Rift comes with a "Free" copy of Eve Valkyrie and a "Free" xbox controller
Yeah I'm sure that's not why it's £500 at all.
>i don't live in a big house where it doesn't even matter
Nothing literally nothing will change, we will just be replaced and turned into European province #30 will with random brown skinned, brown eyed, black haired migrants.
When the shitskins write the history books they will say "There were wars which caused migration to Europe, this was great for Europe because we enriched their boring cultures"
have any of you ever unironically seen a hatperson irl
>i choose to blast my anime soundtracks and vaporwave throughout the house in order to educate my parents as to what REAL music is
Went to shit after Black Holes and Revelations desu
i was driving down the road one day and i saw a fat man wearing a fedora and trenchcoat carrying a metal case that said "lord of the rings" on the side. presumably it was some kind of tabletop game. i starting laughing to myself like a maniac but then again i am a commited fedoraposter
Lads, how exactly did the fedora become the symbol for autism and are they aware of it or is it some sort of unconscious attraction like autists and trains or Sonic?
Guy that gets my train is always wearing one with comic book shoes and DBZ shirts while watching anime on a tablet of some kind. Blew my mind when I saw him for the first time. There's also a qt that gets on and sits at my feet and plays her 3DS.
there isn't any real reason to keep living
Stemmed from atheists, I believe. Most atheists tended to be spastics with no real understanding of anything except that they were rebelling against their parents. Naturally, autists latched onto something like that.
>Occulus Rift have Sennheiser HD598 built in
Why are they filling this thing with junk that no one wants to make it more expensive? Do they think that most people who play video games don't already have speakers or headphones?
>at a nightclub, tearing up the floor with 8-9 other white english mates
>black bouncers accost us, take us in the baack, search through our phones, pockets and wallets with intimidatory force
>don't have anything on us and are let go
so why exactly are guns illegal in the UK? might move to northern ireland/the united states as im fucking scared