What is happening in northern Brazil? And that red part of Mexico is it like in "Sicario" movie?
>Canadians are all chinks
When will this meme end.
They aren't even 5% of the population
>he thinks his "bro-tier" Sikhs or Pooloos give a shit about anything but getting privileges and mo' money fo' demp'og'ams for their communities
>Ukraine is not safe
Why? It may be true for a warzone over Donetsk and Lugansk, but the rest of the Ukraine is safe as Russia. Kazakhstan and other Middle Asian countries are also safe. Northern Caucasus is absolutely safe since late 00's, except for some mountain areas maybe. All the Southern Caucasus is also safe as fuck, lol.
Our government is really shit but it makes good maps, generally.
I think it's because our president is a bit slow so he needs to be constantly reminded about every little detail even the country he's in currently.
>Papua new guinea
>almost no law nor police
>packs of cheeky cunts everywhere racketting you're butt
>lorry drivers have to armor their windscreens and every other breakable part to survive
I'd rather spend a week in Honduras
>tfw always yellow/red
Good, don't come here. We don't like foreigners.
Caucasus is absolutely safe except for some mountain areas. Crimea is 100% safe, there were no war at all. Kharkov province of Ukraine is also safe. All the post-soviet states don't differ on safeness so I don't undertand why Kazakhstan, Turkmenistan, Georgia etc are considered safer. What's wrong with Egypt, Saudi and Iran?
Egypt has regular terrorist and Israeli terrorist attacks since Hosni Mubarak is gone, Iran is the enemy of Israel so Mossad, in Saudi Arabia you get beheaded for nothing or you can be held prisoner because they steal your passport and don't let you leave the country.
DONT LIE TO MEE
Tell your ministry of foreign affairs that they are lying and/or wrong (please)
>All the Caribbean is sketchy
>Russia is safe
u w0t m8?
>All the eastern west indies are safe
>High degree of caution in Jamaica
>Avoid some areas in Haiti
Natural selection is coming for Canadians
what the fuck?
>No travel advice
b-but I offered my boipussy to an australian tourist once
french love their colonies
Fuck, now I have to go out and assault some foreigners. We can't allow those rumors to spread. People need to know about:
>only reinforced alertness
A british guy is going to get beheaded because he was found with a bottle of wine in the trunk of his car, how the fuck is this only slightly more dangerouse than the rest of the civilised cunts?
i love how in France and in the Netherlands they both emphasize that there is a part here that is very unsafe.. but then the whole country is yellow, which is also not so safe.
What makes those parts of Japan so dangerous?
And how can Japan be as dangerous as Mexico? Doesn't it have the second lowest homicide rate in the world or something?
Meh, Bulgaria is as safe as it gets for the average white tourist. Actually, the tourists are the ones causing trouble. Remember that guy that got stabbed by a britbong in front of a night club, or the bong MMA fighter who stole a forklift, fought the police while trippin balls and they had to use rubber bullets to bring him down.
Honestly, the worst that could happen to you is some gypsy stealing your wallet or killing yourself trying to jump in a pool from the fifth floor of the hotel.
is Lebanon red?
>When can you people catch up with us?
No. Westeners made maps and no one cared that you looked wrong size. It's also easier to use Mercator.
Here's if Indonesia was at Greenlands place
In my opinion it's safer than most of Europe just because the cities are smaller and it's more racially homogenous... It's common to walk alone at night, etc. I'd never want to live in Paris or Berlin.
>Young guys heading to Akihabara to check out anime and manga stores will be most vulnerable here. The maids are pretty little things that will invite you to a Maid Cafe. This could be classified as the G-rated version of the going to a bar and being ripped off. They will escort you to the cafe, and once you are inside, you discover it costs you just to sit down - at a table or lounge. Then the meals and drinks that are 'recommended' because you also get to have your photo taken with the girls are damn expensive. It is all designed to get you to spend as much money as they can get you too.
kek most of these comments are gold.
>French ministry of foreign affairs
>Reinforced alertness for Azerbaijan
Mfw it's almost impossible for French to come here.
New Zealand confirmed for 3rd world terrorist shithole