Is your country safe?

>>53205097
>New Caledonia
>Reinforced alertness
Really ? It's a french territory

Is getting my dick wet a compelling reason?

>>53205140
Yeah. Full of Muslims.

>>53205204
Are you stupid ?

>>53205097
Could be better

>>53205097
What's wrong with Astana, Kazakhstan?

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>>53205097
What is happening in northern Brazil? And that red part of Mexico is it like in "Sicario" movie?

>>53205438
Both places involves drug cartels

Not on the map
>as always

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>Germany
>Russia
>Seden
>safe

Lol MUH SIDES

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>>53205348
>Portugal
everytime

>>53205348
>portugal

>>53205245
Yeah.

>>53205097
>that little part of Kazakhstan
wat

>>53205594
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semipalatinsk_Test_Site

>>53205097
much safer than the us

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of course

>It's the k*rds.

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Canadian version

>>53205438
went to 23 Brazilian states. In general, the rule of law is pretty much non-existent outside of cities. Situation in the north is aggravated

>>53205686
>Greece
top kek

>>53205686
Where should I avoid in Japan?

>>53205438
North and Northeast are less developed than other regions.

An american tourist got raped by the jetski operator she was with earlier this week
discuss

>>53205760
Disregard this, Canadians are all chinks, so it's tailored to their needs.

>>53205827
have they caught you yet?

>>53205868
not me lad
He was just on the news, baka @ him tbqh f*m

>>53205097
what's that red spot in turkmenistan?

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>>53205868
>Canadians are all chinks

When will this meme end.

They aren't even 5% of the population

>America
>Safe

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>>53205097
>Russia
>Caucasus
>safe

>>53205827
was she hot?

>>53205928
Explain why you don't have any in your government, Trudeau.
And I mean right now.

>>53205928
When people start giving a shit about other areas than just Vancouver, that place is like 40% Asian

>>53206055
Chinks are never politicians here because they don't care about anyone or anything but themselves

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>Capital federal and GBA
>yellow

>>53205097

fucking kurds. why didn't we genocide those animals

>>53205531
she's acutally disgusting
like I feel unconfortable seeing her.

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UK version

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>>53206202
I will cuck you by posting her photos

>>53206188
Does anyone relevant even live that far east in Turkey?

Does anyone even live east of the Bosphorus?

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>>53206134
>he thinks his "bro-tier" Sikhs or Pooloos give a shit about anything but getting privileges and mo' money fo' demp'og'ams for their communities

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aussie version

>>53205097
>my city is in red
what year is this? 2012?

>>53205097
>Ukraine is not safe
Why? It may be true for a warzone over Donetsk and Lugansk, but the rest of the Ukraine is safe as Russia. Kazakhstan and other Middle Asian countries are also safe. Northern Caucasus is absolutely safe since late 00's, except for some mountain areas maybe. All the Southern Caucasus is also safe as fuck, lol.

>>53205097
>The French also list that Kazakh nuclear wasteland that the USSR left for them

good map

>>53206326
is there a german version?

>>53205097
>Papua new guinea
>yellow

>Iran
>orange
lel

Don't trust what your goverment says, Brazil is pretty safe. I haven't even been shot in the past eight months.

Please come spend your money here.

>>53206389
Our government is really shit but it makes good maps, generally.

I think it's because our president is a bit slow so he needs to be constantly reminded about every little detail even the country he's in currently.

>>53206431
The problem in Iran is getting killed by Mossad, and Papua new guinea just has that bat man that rapes butts.

>>53206280

we're all doomed

>>53206326
It's time to rob some unprepared aussies

>>53205097
>green for Argentina and yellow for us despite their crime rate being higher

Fuck the frenchfags desu

>>53206506
Crime rate in Argentina is extremely concentrated as shown by the map, you're country is more dangerous overall than the Pampa.

>>53206465
>Papua new guinea
>three roads
>almost no law nor police
>no hospitals
>packs of cheeky cunts everywhere racketting you're butt
>lorry drivers have to armor their windscreens and every other breakable part to survive

I'd rather spend a week in Honduras

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>>53205097
>>53205348
>>53205686
>>53206274
>>53206326
>tfw always yellow/red
Good, don't come here. We don't like foreigners.

>>53206658
BUT IF YOU EAT DA POO POO POOPOO NEW GAYNEA IS GOOD FOR YOU

>>53206326
Caucasus is absolutely safe except for some mountain areas. Crimea is 100% safe, there were no war at all. Kharkov province of Ukraine is also safe. All the post-soviet states don't differ on safeness so I don't undertand why Kazakhstan, Turkmenistan, Georgia etc are considered safer. What's wrong with Egypt, Saudi and Iran?

>>53206703
Egypt has regular terrorist and Israeli terrorist attacks since Hosni Mubarak is gone, Iran is the enemy of Israel so Mossad, in Saudi Arabia you get beheaded for nothing or you can be held prisoner because they steal your passport and don't let you leave the country.

Also MERS.

>>53206703

t. nursultan bagileyev silokevsky the russian tatar

>>53206703
>Egypt, Saudi and Iran
dangers because of Terrorism like ISIS. Some bombs happen in those countries sometimes.

Iran has many conflicts with Saudi Arabia, Israel and so on

>>53205097
what's that red spot in kazakhstan?

>>53206810
nuclear shitpile from soviet era

>>53206810
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semipalatinsk_Test_Site

>>53205097
Why isn't Haiti red?

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>>53206616

DONT LIE TO MEE

Tell your ministry of foreign affairs that they are lying and/or wrong (please)

>>53206302
yes you dumb fuck

>>53206891
No (I have Argentinian nationality).

>>53205097
>All the Caribbean is sketchy
>Russia is safe
u w0t m8?

>>53205348
>All the eastern west indies are safe
>Except T&T
kek

>>53205686
>High degree of caution in Jamaica
>Avoid some areas in Haiti
Natural selection is coming for Canadians

>>53206274
what the fuck?

>>53206326
>No travel advice
b-but I offered my boipussy to an australian tourist once

>>53206852
french love their colonies

>>53207301
>b-but I offered my boipussy to an australian tourist once

Why are Australians all so gay ?

Literally all the Australians I've ever met were literal bum drilling faggots.

>>53207364
his white dick was huge(r than mine)

>>53207410
You're a mongrel so it's not surprising.

>>53207422
sure thing, Pierre

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>>53205097
>>53205348
>>53206274
>Bulgaria
>green

Fuck, now I have to go out and assault some foreigners. We can't allow those rumors to spread. People need to know about:

http://www.standartnews.com/english/read/refugee_crisis_10_more_afghans_arrive_to_europe_than_syrians_bulgaria_is_on_the_black_list_-9829.html

>>53206274
No wonder so many brits die abroad

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>>53207301
Are you a pinguero?

>>53207637
based

>>53205097
Only patagonia is safe (south of argentina and chile).

>>53207670
wtf is that, it sounds Brazilian

>>53207845
Gay whore

>>53205097
> Chile is less safe than Argentina
lol ok

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>>53205097
>balkans

>>53205097
Wait, Chile is less safe than Russia?

Russia is as safe as Western Europe?

Nice, the French foreign ministry is retarded as fuck.

t. Russian in Chile

>>53208011
What are you doing in that Sudaca shithole?

>>53208050
Siphoning oil for his tank.

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>>53208050
Living the dream.

>>53207872
i wish

>Mindanao
>not safe

Been there 3 times and I've never seen anything bad

>>53206661
>tfw wanna go to Columbia so I can get some of dat ladyboy dick

Will I get killed if I come over?

>>53209097
You'll get killed for saying "Columbia" that's for sure

>>53205097
>2013
come on

Pretty safe here.
When can you people catch up with us?
Impossibility forever :^)

>>53209529
When you all unbred yourself from existence we'll use Japan as a monkey colony.

Should have listened to Mishima senpai.

>>53206326
>Argentina
>Safe

>>53208991
Why did you offer your boipussy to le Australian then? Are you mulatto or white?

>>53205948
Should be avoid some areas haha
Mainly the South and Detroit

>>53205097
>>53205348

There are parts of America that really need to be colored yellow or orange. Big cities full of niggers, of course. Detroit, Chicago, Philadelphia, Atlanta.

>>53206326
Australians should update this after what happened to the two tourists.

>>53206480
rude

>>53206161
wouldn't recommend going into GBA though

>>53205097
ARGENTINA IS WHITE

>>53210869
My dad snorted a lot of cocain there with the former head of the federal police.

These maps look old

currently, Venezuela is more dangerous than Colombia, for example

>>53209684
because he was bragging about his size

>>53205097
>saudi arabia
>only reinforced alertness
A british guy is going to get beheaded because he was found with a bottle of wine in the trunk of his car, how the fuck is this only slightly more dangerouse than the rest of the civilised cunts?

>>53209097
You are a fag but you will be okay. Farc is a meme right now

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>>53205097
>USA
>Normal alertness

How the fuck is Chile a heightened alert. It's fucking safer than Argentina???

>>53205348
>dangertugal

>>53215551
Getting punished for breaking a well established law and getting randomly shot by Tyrone are two separate types of danger fám.

>>53205686
Is Greenland really that huge?
Looks as big as Russian

>>53205686
Most accurate so far

>>53205928
But it's 2016?

>>53205097
i love how in France and in the Netherlands they both emphasize that there is a part here that is very unsafe.. but then the whole country is yellow, which is also not so safe.

>be me

>>53206274
England is "Advise against all but essential travel"

That's smart. It's a well known muslim country with ISIS members.

>>53206326
desu my country is so colorful every time :')

ahahah North Korea is only yellow.

>>53215724
>>53206506
>>53207914
lol u mad?
our country is better period

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>>53205348
>Unsafetugal

>>53205097
>1st and second places in murder rate in the world
>only orange

I don't understand you, yurop

>>53206326
>>53205348
What's up with red spots in Japan?

>>53205097
What is in that Kazakhstan (?) red area?

>>53218106
Probably Fukushima and the spot on Kazahkstan is an old nuclear testing site

>>53209828
i agree with this 100%

>>53209030
nice try, Janjalani.
you know it's pretty bad when even the locals(from luzon at least) doesn't want to go there.

>>53206326
>>53205348
>>53205686
What makes those parts of Japan so dangerous?
And how can Japan be as dangerous as Mexico? Doesn't it have the second lowest homicide rate in the world or something?

>>53207637
Meh, Bulgaria is as safe as it gets for the average white tourist. Actually, the tourists are the ones causing trouble. Remember that guy that got stabbed by a britbong in front of a night club, or the bong MMA fighter who stole a forklift, fought the police while trippin balls and they had to use rubber bullets to bring him down.
Honestly, the worst that could happen to you is some gypsy stealing your wallet or killing yourself trying to jump in a pool from the fifth floor of the hotel.

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>>53205097
is Lebanon red?
Fucking fags

>>53218327
you are welcome to get yourself exposed to radiation then.

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>>53209529
>When can you people catch up with us?
Soon, eigo-sensei
http://www.oecdbetterlifeindex.org/topics/safety/

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>>53215765
No. Westeners made maps and no one cared that you looked wrong size. It's also easier to use Mercator.

Here's if Indonesia was at Greenlands place

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Depends on the date I guess..

>>53218889
>Denmark below US

hahahahaha. Denmark is literally boring: the country. NOTHING happens. NOTHING.

It's so safe outside that you'll get bored just by going out.

>>53219625
>refugees wants to leave denmark as soon as possible
based denmark.

>>53218889
>usa belong european countries

AYY LMAOOOO.

>>53220152
*above, not belong.

>>53218889
>spain over sweden

What the fuck?

In my opinion it's safer than most of Europe just because the cities are smaller and it's more racially homogenous... It's common to walk alone at night, etc. I'd never want to live in Paris or Berlin.

>>53209828
its only parts of those cities, too hard to map.

>>53205140

are the native chimping out or something?

>>53218327
>what is godzilla?

>>53220222
que es lo que te extraña? españa es un pais muy seguro. suecia esta llena de negros y moros que hacen lo que les da la gana...

>>53222902

France has never been amazing at administering its foreign deparments and territories effectively.

>>53205348

looks like south east ukraine, where my grandfather came from, is out of the question.

>>53218327

waito piggu go home nationalists

>>53205435

ive heard there are a lot of knife fights in astana.

>>53218327

>Young guys heading to Akihabara to check out anime and manga stores will be most vulnerable here. The maids are pretty little things that will invite you to a Maid Cafe. This could be classified as the G-rated version of the going to a bar and being ripped off. They will escort you to the cafe, and once you are inside, you discover it costs you just to sit down - at a table or lounge. Then the meals and drinks that are 'recommended' because you also get to have your photo taken with the girls are damn expensive. It is all designed to get you to spend as much money as they can get you too.

kek most of these comments are gold.

http://www.virtualtourist.com/travel/Asia/Japan/Tokyo_to/Tokyo-969164/Warnings_or_Dangers-Tokyo-People_to_Avoid-BR-1.html

>>53222989

my grandmother came from new caledonia. she died when i was pretty young so i didnt really know her but ive heard stories that the native are a cheeky bunch.

>>53207637
>literally WANTING your country to be known as a huge shithole

Oddly yes

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>French ministry of foreign affairs
>Reinforced alertness for Azerbaijan
Mfw it's almost impossible for French to come here.

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>>53205097
New Zealand confirmed for 3rd world terrorist shithole

>>53205686
Best map, it would have been better if the areas were highlighted

>>53208011
be my bf

>>53205097
>North Korea is less dangerous than Iran
wut?

>>53220222
Are there even serious crimes in Spain? People are really tolerant and open-minded. Ok, one guy got murdered at the beach when I was in Valencia, but other than that.

>>53233626
if you get to travel to north korea , you'll always be under watch so I doubt something bad could happen to you except if north korea wanted it to be so

>>53233862

no. its a very safe country desu. its pretty rare serious crimes here.

>>53220222
You can't walk a kilometer as a woman without getting raped in Sweden.