/balk/

sgbsfgbsdfbsdfgsdfgsfgsfg

was starting to get boner until I realised its a grill. what a disappointment

>Дeзигнeйтeд
>peйcмикcинг
>cтpитc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5ujAIeaxGk

>>53202827
playstation one give me more boner

It's 1:46 AM how are you guys still alive

>>53202891
Get an estionian here asap, our balto-slavic cousins are always welcomed.

How do we remove islam from bosnia?

>>53203008

they will come, just give them some time

>>53203004
my "weekend" is today and tomorrow

>>53203004
3:06
WHY

>>53203042
we should add more tbqh

>>53202827
1st for unleash the Arab Rape Horde on Germany, so Bulgarian Germanboos can cry like the babies they are.

>>53203062
omg me 2 ivan

>>53203004
we're one hour behind

>>53202870
The night of the 13th of January.

>>53203099
no thanks baba osman you ruined everything

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tri moreta

>>53202965
>be a black dude from bumfuck ethiopia
>got to eastern europe
>act like you just flew in from new york
>get mad pussy
eastern euro bitches are so dumb

>>53203042
call the serbs to remove you

>>53203042
mend schism. double-team the islamism out of them with both rites

What? I'm being realistic, given the scenario i'm working with.

>>53203128
you're still in the cold war

>>53203089
Chelyabinsk?

>>53203042
too late now
i think they crossed the 50% mark at the last census

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>>53202965

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>>53203159
the numbers
how

>>53203227
Moscow.

>>53203174
no killing involved
>>53203256
estimates are at 40%

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>>53203274
here's some other nice once

>>53203089
>>53203283
it's 2:53 atm in Moscow

>>53203330
It's super weird seeing slavs worshiping Allah (pbuh)

>>53203330
no way
the serbs make up 33%
there is no way there is more than 15% croats in bosnia
so there has to be around 50% muslims

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>>53203366
>
>>53203374
moscow is a big city

>>53203414
4 u

someone post that german rap song with the bosniak

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>>53203414

Fun-fact: Moscow Metropolitan Area is about as big as Moldova

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>>53203330
>no killing involved
But mooooom....
>>53203395
PBUH is for humans, especially Mohamed and his folk, not God.

>>53203396
>Od toga je Bošnjaka 48,4 posto, Srba 32,7 posto, Hrvata 14,6 posto, a Ostalih 4,3 posto.

Kada je riječ o vjeroispovijesti bosanskohercegovačkog stanovništva muslimana je 40 posto, pravoslavaca 31 posto, katolika 15 posto, a pripadnika ostalih vjeroispovijesti te ateista 14 posto.

http://www.klix.ba/vijesti/bih/cia-dala-svoju-procjenu-rezultata-popisa-stanovnistva-u-bih/151104013

>>53203283
>>53203374
before bed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r29k_T_o9To

>>53203472
and probably has like 4 times as many people

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>>53203466

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>>53203396
here you go

>>53203116
what's your job, Ion ?

>>53203171
>act like you just flew in from new york
moscow is not that different 2bh, i don't think they'd be too impressed. just coal burners

>>53203042
gommunism and many bunkers

>>53203511
why are you so "пoмeшaн нa poccии"

>>53203498
>ateisti
top kek
most of those are in fact people from muslim families who went fedora
i'm not talking about who's a real believer and all, because if you take all that in account you'll never end up with solid numbers. a guy named mohammed is a fucking muslim to me, i don't care if he's fedora

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What can be done to make romania great? Up until now, we've had everyone to blame - neighboring empires, the gommies, whatever. What do we do now?

>>53203651
hows someone a muslim when they dont follow the religion

>>53203511
you should watch Leviathan and realize the country you're mastrubating your penises on is just another to-be-come-a-shithole this year (50% of the population is to become poor in 2016)

>>53203659
you're currently doing a great job tbqh

I'm sure your efforts will pay off soon enough

>>53203659
you guys will do just fine
might not end up great, you need 2 times the population for that, but from what i've noticed, you guys are the only ones in this area on the road to becoming a decent country

>>53203659
Blame EU.
>>53203705
A muslim by nationality. The whole "bosniaks" bullshit is nothing more than bullshit.

>>53203659
continue purging corruption, and letting things develop on their own?

>>53203651
>a guy named mohammed is a fucking muslim to me
There are muslim people here called Christi, Christiana.

>>53203705
Same way most of us are Christian but we do jack shit to follow the faith.

>>53203790
because theres nothing you have to do in christianity

>>53203659
>What do we do now?
Blame capitalist liberal "democracy"

>>53203770
Difference is Jesus is a prophet in Islam.
The reverse doesn't apply.

>>53203705
because religion is a defining factor when it comes to nations in the balkans. if the bosniaks weren't muslims, half of them would be serbian and half would be croatian by now
plus, up until recently, the bosniaks called themselves muslims by nationality. so, ask them, they made it all up anyway. we're just being respectful towards their beliefs and national identity :D

>>53203823
you cant be serious

>>53203659
you're doing fine

>>53203823
You need to fast, and not this fasting where you don't eat meat and oil, you need to give up booze,women, cigarettes,everything that gives you pleasure. You are also forbidden to swear or have evil thoughts. You need to purify both body and soul.

Also, no benus bagina till marriage. No oral/anal, that is sodomy, etc etc etc

>>53203909
protestants believe to be saved (go to heaven) you need "faith alone", that means if you accept that jesus is god you p much can do no wrong

>>53203770
look m8
don't play dumb
we're talking about bosnia and western balkans here
if we didn't have religions, we'd have no basis for discriminating and genociding eachother and then we'd all go mad with boredom

>>53203921
>Also, no benus bagina till marriage. No oral/anal, that is sodomy, etc etc etc
what if it's a goat?

>>53203659
become like poland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7EbAsWux-w

>>53203909
>>53203921
its hardly anything compared to islam

>>53203864
yes but it shouldnt be that way. youre talking to a bosniak btw

>>53203998
And still, almost no one is doing it.

>>53203990

It is allowed only if you are President Premier Admiral General Aladeen.

>>53203979
Nationality and clays are enough. We never gave a shit about religion, the serbo-albo rivalry is seen as an ethnic thing.

>>53203991
i remember when this whole independence day march was just starting. jews used to shit so hard on it in their papers

>>53204122
yeah but with serbs and bosniaks it's different because we have the same language and the same culture, aside from the cultural stuff tied to religious practices

>>53204245
didn't you have aushwitz

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>mfw I've never seen a bosniak flag in /balk/ :(

>>53204402
closed for renovation

Who to vote for /balk/

the nationalists https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKX0cM2TuxM

or the socialist opposition https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycYBlfrGSzY

>>53204448
Vote GROM

>>53204448
fuck that grujo anticki guy up the ass

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>>53203823
>>53203921
>>53203945
My personal version of Christianity.

1.I am your God. There are no other gods except me and Rod and Perun.
2.Do not believe in other fake idols worship only God and the Slavic Pantheon.
3.Do not use the Lord's name in vain.
4.Work 6 days and dedicate the seventh for the Gods, or don't work at all.
5.Honor your father and mother if they honor you.
6.Do not kill except those that deserve.
7.Honor and respect marriage between one man and one woman and another one on the side if opportunity arises.
8.Do not steal, what you don't need.
9.Do not tell lies, except when it suits you.
10.Be jealous of others and do whatever it takes to achieve more.

>>53204448
both seem pretty shitty
if i had to vote, i'd pobably vote for the socialists

>>53204541
here's my version
>here's a book, read it if you want, it'll teach you how not to be a faggot everyone hates, read it if you want, i don't give a fuck

>>53204541
>My personal version of Christianity.

And that is how the Protestants came to be

>>53204541
I can't find myself believing. Every single thing is so relative.

also
In life, war. In death, peace. In life, shame. In death, atonement.

>>53204704
I just cant accept some of the concepts of Christianity and the teachings of Jesus, but only some of them.

diaspora is the same as blood tax
>take them young
>change their language and religion and culture
>makes them hate their parents / homeland
prove me wrong
protip you cant

>>53204845
>prove me wrong
Flag related

>>53204845
I agree with you Bulgar m8ski.

>>53204845
that's eничapи not diaspora фaм

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>empty fridge
>end up eating half a jar of ajvar

any other good balkan war movies outside of Vreme na nasilie ?

jesus is an ancient meme that went too far

>>53204845
i might become diaspora in a year or two
plan on being the most stereotypical balkan scum just to piss of the euros
i don't dislike my country, but i can't manage to gather enough energy to care anymore
will probably get a besiktas jersey or something like that to wear when i'm there. i'll act like an ape while i'm wearing it and it'll give the turks a bad name. that will be my patriotic act. can't bring myself to do anything more

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>>53204944
love.net

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/balk/? Big ass loving keks?

who /regeton montenegro/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZwepOMY9_0

>>53204944
Bitka na Neretva

>>53204944
Republika vo plamen
Lepa sela lepo gore
Almost 90% of the Yugoslav Partisan related movies

>>53204845
Diaspora are the biggest nationalists there are though.

>>53205063
who /nelson mondialu/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwL26O4dLE8

>>53204562
probably same

>>53205002
that's pretty genius actually. Might as well blow yourself up in some mall to give t*rks an even worse image

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>>53205067
>>53205069
thanks bros

>>53204944
best balkan movie is the one with all the stereotypes

it's called bal-can-can and they have english subs

>>53205090
stop posting cancer for christ's sake

>>53205096
no
if there is a painless, effortless way to fuck over the turks, then i'm in
otherwise, count me out

>>53205080
>look at me, look how much I love my country and my people. while living, working and contributing for the betterment of another country and another people
Diaspora is cancer.

>>53204845
if you take them to a real country like america they won't look back, anything except muh heritage

unless they're bosnian cucks who ended up in the nigger ghetto of st louis

>>53205135
it's not cancer because they're just messing around
it's refreshing because our retarded singers actually take themselves seriously

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>mfw im too stupid to install netflix on tv

>>53205244
why would you use netflix if you can download whatever movie you want whenever you want for free?

>>53204321
B-but why did Crna Gora ljudi separate from Serbia? Aren't they just like serbs and isn't their culture like yours?
>>53205227
Do you like EKV? Is there any band like this?

naten e mire my albanian friends

>>53205480
TA QIFSHA NONEN KAFUR

>>53205480
Naten :DDD

>>53205209
I realize that but they have a warped view on things. They all buy BMWs and wear dumb shirts with their flags on it to tell everyone "LOOK AT MY IM BALKAN".

>>53205774
BMW is the best car though
t. diaspora

>>53205822
no, it's Dacia 2bh f.a.m

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>>53205822
>best car ever
>not mercedes

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u are my best friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpMAfJv7J2Y

rip sweet prince

>>53206088
No surprise.
Btw where do you get the nerves to read all that shit on 2 am you maniac?

>>53206341
i read about wars when im bored

>>53206388
Just go to sleep, I have a reason to be awake.

>>53206435
why? waiting for the client?

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>>53206435
Pse je zgjuar në orën dy të mëngjesit?