/cum/ more like /dumb/ ;D get it
Are u a qt swedish trap? :3
>The banter boys included /cum/fy just to bully
Really mean, guys.
>grabbing finished laundry from laundry room in apartment building
>notice someone has just started a dryer load
>open the door to interrupt cycle before returning to my apartment
>All this estonians aussies and swedes
Now i know how gringos feel when foreign hordes invade your place
It'll probably be like $1000 dollarydoos for you
I'm telling you to check your duubels!
You can't see it, but for me the time was also 01:41:11.
Very nice. Impressive.
Rate my caricature that I couldn't post on /pol/ because the designated thread died before I could.
>That's not you is it? That's an actual girl with icky bits, right?
but its a real trap.
>grilling at bbq
>vegetarian guest wants me to cook veggie burger on non-meat part of grill
>tell him no problem
>frequently flip veggie burger back and forth to parts of the grill with grease and meat remnants on them
>"anon this is one of the best veggie burgers i've ever had"
I'm not gonna buy it either, seems pretty dumb actually
but at least I could
Dang bohuslän, I learn something new about you every day.
Actually, maybe it's more likely that you're the stockholmer given the context
She got really lazy with the makeup recently since she's busy doing video game programming.
>go to donate blood
>I have tiny ass veins
Why am I so bad at this, it's the thought that counts right?
I do too, they always poke me like 3/4 times before they get it right
Not even lesbian desu.
>I'm actually not straight anyway.
breva söta pojkar
>Also Göteborg hufvudstaden när?
If they pull off the caliphate perhaps. We have it pretty bad here.
Why yes, Ill invest into something brand spanking new just a couple months before its competition comes out, at what appears to be a very high asking price
Yea I'll just fork over 599.99 US dollars
Fucking christ this is retarded, just wait to see what the vive offers. If that thing is priced competitively while still maintaining the better specs the butthurt will be real, since this thing'll see quite a pricedrop.
/v/ and /g/ are unbrowsable thanks to OR right now, everything is so fucking kneejerk. It's the standard technology fair you see every time a new generation of graphics cards come out every fucking year. pc mustard race my ass 90% of the board are newfags
Aa, det e sant. Sverigetråden 2,0 e precis här.
Jag e en tjej som e gift med andra tjej och vi gillar att har en tredje tjej ibland. Därför e jag en cuck. Att vara 3 i sängen e att vara en cuck, om du visste inte.
yes but it's a complete waste of time, and screenings don't catch everything
>gays represent <2% of the population
>gays have a 20-30% hiv rate
>gays represent 47% of HIV cases despite being 2% of the population
it is just in no way practical to allow gays to donate blood
Det syndigt livet e det bäst livet.
Jag e center-vänster o gudlös. Det finns en kille här som e besatt med att jagjag om mig. Jag fattar inte det alls.
Open relationship is also bad for most people desu. We aren't open. Best description would be polygamous.
Is sleeping for 8 hours a night a meme? If I don't set an alarm I go out for like 10 hours, and I feel more refreshed sleeping 6 hours than 8. 8 hours seems like the worst amount of hours to sleep.
>tfw no foreign pals
I just want to drink cocoa with some Swedes and Canucks ;_;
>tfw tornado warning in my area
>i live in commiefornia
just fuck my weather up
>not liking scruffy, bitter old men
You just gotta find the type that ages like wine, my friend.
Meh. Dgaf. I wonder how the immigrants from warm countries are holding up though. Hue.
There's 2? of us who live in Göteborg. Either you or the person you replied to, and myself, the Canadian.
Depends what you're looking for.
>Depends what you're looking for.
A 27 year-old poorfag neet.
What? I even think some middle-aged men are cute desu. I think it's your lesbian brain telling you this. :^)
I'm just outside gbg. But it was like positive degrees out just two-three days ago and nothing before that. And my phone reads -11 but I'm not sure where it pulls its data from.
No snow either.
Seriously.... what do you like about her
If you're on the left you should support Sanders, if you're on the right you should support Rubio. The only people who like Hillary are people who just like name recognition.
Neoliberal economically, neoconservative foreign policy.
Cute =/= petite and boyish. Cute can simply be someone who has fun antics and takes the time to try to make you laugh.
She gets shit on because
A. She doesn's support guns
B. She supports sketchy policies like the Insider Threat Policy, and will continue broadening the NSA's powers to spy on the US populace
Possibly the second worst candidate to choose, Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders are tied for first.
>Cute can simply be someone who has fun antics and takes the time to try to make you laugh.
I call that charming personally.
I guess at least we understand what I meant by cute, and I'll concede that I now understand what the rest of you seem to think of by the word.
That and her pretty much doing pic related when jumbling around with secret documents
Oh, I see. You're one of those people who voted for Obama just because he's black. Enjoy getting all your info sold to the NSA and arrested if you dare to question gun restriction.
I realised today that /cum/ is better than sverigetråden
This. They don't have to be bishounen teenagers to be cute to me.
>tfw literally went on google and found a picture of a cute nonteen guy
>If you're not doing anything wrong you have nothing to worry about my dude.
This would imply an innocent person has never been convicted for a crime they didn't commit.
>Guns need to be restricted
Yes, look how well that worked out for the Krauts and Frenchies :^)
Oh. Okay. I thought this was an anime-free zone...
Imagine, as hard as it can be, that there are actual animals in America outside of cities.
And these animals have and will kill people if you decide they can only have x-amount of ammo on them and/or loaded, or better yet, no guns at all.
You probably care more about the next 2+ felony gangbanger dying rather than some poor hiker getting mauled by mountain lions or gored by hogs.
>If you're not doing anything wrong you have nothing to worry about my dude.
What if you're a political radical? They pay more attention to communists than they do islamists.
>Guns need to be restricted btw, we need laws similar to Australia.
Murder rates are going down, gun crime is meaningless, just a political football used so right wingers and left wingers can get their voters to reelect them
As for a woman president, Her Husband signed NAFTA, which fucked over manufacturing here and in Canada, workers rights in Mexico and basically made the richest richer and the rest of us poorer, sure we got iPhones now, but that wasn't because of politicians and would exist under any economic system.
A Jew would be just as monumental and an admitted socialist is something we haven't had yet has existed in nearly every other western nation (even if he's not a real socialist)
Vänta lite, nu har jag tappat bort mig?
>Men du sade att du var inte en bög?
Det är jag inte.
>E du en tjej eller ljög du?
Det är jag.
Some probably use it like that. I'd rather be with someone cute than conventionally sexy though.
"The Uzi is a family of Israeli open-bolt, blowback-operated submachine guns. Smaller variants are considered to be machine pistols. The Uzi was one of the first weapons to use a telescoping bolt design which allows the magazine to be housed in the pistol grip for a shorter weapon.
The first Uzi submachine gun was designed by Major Uziel Gal in the late 1940s. The prototype was finished in 1950. First introduced to IDF special forces in 1954, the weapon was placed into general issue two years later. The Uzi has found use as a personal defense weapon by rear-echelon troops, officers, artillery troops and tankers, as well as a frontline weapon by elite light infantry assault forces."
He's right desu
It's a MAC-10. I just didn't recognize it
Alright commander ding dong I want you to take a close look at this actual Uzi and then the firearm in the original pic.
Lycka till iaf.
What about just trying to get used to socialising normally with people? There's a bunch of other autistic swedes in Göteborg on svt. Just go play console games with one some time to get used to being around people.
personally i support her because
>will appoint SCOTUS justices who won't overturn roe v. wade, generally will be good on social issues
>foreign policy experience
>more hawkish than Sanders
Getting headaches every night, fuck me.
MAC has an ugly grip, never realized.
one of the most entertaining posters on /cum/
he is still around but maintains a low profile unfortunately
a bunch of people here hate him despite him being pretty entertaining and funny
you missed a bitter aboriginal incel stalking girls on his uni campus between trips to the minority students department who was forced to drop trip out of shame/mass filtering after a failed war against anime
I literally don't own any job appropriate clothing so I'm just preparing the applications now until I get a little money in a couple weeks and can buy some clothes to interview in.
>tfw graphic tees and hoodies as fuck
Hail Mary, full of grace,
the Lord is with thee;
blessed art thou amongst women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death. Amen.
NYE was fun, and I do have connections. But I still need to interview. I don't wanna interview in a t-shirt with gandalf and the black knight on it.
>roommate brought female friend over
>she brought cat
>roommates cat and her car not getting along
They didn't even give me a heads up, fuck. I never do this shit.
The cats are going to be pissy all night
who the fuck just brings over their pets
>hey anon want to go for some drinks at friends house?
>sure let me just bring my lizard
>cats in heat
Yeah, my roomies cat had like 3-4 heats before she got fixed, she's been sweet, fat, and docile ever since.
It's really the new cat.
I'm not really sure why that cat is here, but I'm drunk and will wait til I'm sober to bring this up, with my common sense and whatnot.
With smaller chans I find myself using all of them
420 has the cred, 8ch is meh.
I remember the chan wars back in the day, shit was fucking stupid.
Make sure you remember to call your friend a dumb fuck for bringing a cat to chill with them.
They're slow enough that's probably what I may do too. I feel like 7ch is dead most of the time anyway, so might as well add that to the list. Now I just need to kick the habit of coming here. /metal/ is getting saturated with memes, /cum/ turns into a battleground of autism around 4 every day, and /x/ hasn't had a good thread in like 3 years.
either go hard or don't got at all
its hardly any risk at all, just an fbi honeypot
at least you didn't go full nigger and steal anything
I lived in an apartment building with lots of niggers like yourself and sometimes work clothes went missing and they'd interrupt my load. Had to guard my walmart clothes against curries and chinks.
It's alright. Once I've got a few applications ready to send though I might just see if I can borrow a little money for clothes from a family member or something. I don't need much right away. (if I want to get started maybe a week sooner ).
Made a big batch of curry today, sitting in the fridge now. Also had a bunch of buttered toast today.
We'll manage ;)
She's pretty rude and condescending buds
She made a promise to me that if I was polite then she'd stop being an asshole to me. I held up my side of the bargain and she said she was kidding when I brought it up
I don't want to wake her
she looks very cozy
sometimes her leg moves and she'll let out a little half bark
>making a W with her hands
>not in front of the Wu
I take offense to that assertion. The only nonwhite partner I've ever had was chinese.
Because at that age it is expected that you have your own income stream.
If you're anon how the fuck would she know it was you?
Unless you're a certain shitposter with half a dozen trips he's dropped.
In which case that's stupid and I doubt it's even true, and post a screencap to prove said agreement or it didn't fucking happen.
Chesapeake Bay Retriever
She is about as small as her breed comes and gun shy though