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/brit/ - /Balt/ + /AUSNZ/ is the best general edition
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>gif

fuck off
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anyone ever had a dream about a girl and then have that girl appear IRL
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benis :DDDDD
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRvJy802VuQ
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>>53201749
Yeah ur mum lmao
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>>53201749
No but one time I woke up from a dream and needed to pee
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It's time
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Azusa
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>>53201762
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlctC0iIzeQ
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>>53201851

>gif

fuck off
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willy :DDDDDD
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>"boys" who did home economics
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At what age does your libido start to die off? Mid 20s is utter hell years for an incel.
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>>53201811
yes it is
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>>53201851
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aaah what am I doing
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>>53201895
I did it, easy A. Also got to have qts cook shit for you
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>>53201906
your libido gets stronger after your teen years imo

in your teen years it's like everything is going mental but then you control it and it's just as powerful in your 20's but you know how to and have every means to alleviate it

makes you feel alive
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>>53201874
MARK MARK MARK
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>what are your thoughts on spirituality?
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>>53201895
>home economics
Simmer down Granddad
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>>53201583
We played football and shit, most of our teachers were good lads, we got to go to McDonald's because it was one of our last PE lessons and our teachers decided to take us. My maths and English teachers used to do after school lessons and order dominoes for us as well and in year 11 our science teacher decided to take the physics class to Paris.

>his teachers weren't proper LADS
Unlucky mate
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>>53201930

Autism/10
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>>53201930
fucking hate it when you write a whole paragraph to a girl and then they just keep responding with one word answers makes it kind of boring
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>>53201930
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>>53201895
I did HEC in Year 9 & 10

It was quite literally making food and watching Jaime Oliver in theory lessons, and tons of chicks did it

Year 10 HEC was one of the best subject choices I ever made

If you didn't HEC you missed out

Not in High School though lmao
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>>53201874
Is this what literal autism looks like
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>>53201930
hahahaha what the FUCK are you doing
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>>53201930
Ooft
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>>53201930
Haha I know who you are.

Paki.
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>>53201687
/brit/ more like /shit/ lmao
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>>53202033
Literally no boys did it in my year
Cooking was fun but we had to do other shit as well
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>>53202024
usually means theyre not interested and find you boring/weird
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>>53201930
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmI-hGthrwA
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>>53201928
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>>53202102
7,3,2,4,1,6,5(with an axe)
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>>53202102
No. 6 because i appreciate the authenticity
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>what are your thoughts on spirituality?
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>>53202144
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
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>>53202144
AM I BEING DETAINED
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>>53201874
>he gently shoved me after i baited him
>i could press charges for assault durr

why is everyone in america so keen to press charges?
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>just interested in the mindsets of others
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>>53202144
MAXIMUM AUTISM
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ve,a]]
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>>53202205
is there anything other than basic bitches on tinder?
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>>53202179
She looks Asian you fucking limey
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How easy is it find someone on the internet?
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>>53202144
He was doing that purely to see how quickly someone would respond right
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>>53202090
help
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>>53202179
lel
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When did everyone get so religious all of a sudden lads?

When I was at school and uni everyone who was religious got ripped on. Now I'm at work and you talk to a few people and literally everyone believes in god in some form.
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>>53202225
It's the American dream.
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post your last.fm lads
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maisie
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I'm watching Fury. I don't know how much I can take of this American Jewish bullshit propaganda.
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>>53202231
4, 1, 3, 2
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>>53202231
I know a girl who looks exactly like the gril with glasses. she was an american here on something or rather and I came within a bees dick of having her cheat on her bf with me hahaha
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Cara got BLACKED, she's the property of black men now. Sorry m8s
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>>53202286
fucking hell lad
that last message was a bit gay
try something else
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>>53202144
HAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S HILARIOUS
>yanks
i wanted to know what his problem was. at the end, it seemed like he was beginning to tell us what the problem was but he stopped recording.
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>I still am:(
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>>53202261
What's the difference
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Just finished watching The Sopranos for the second time ;-;

Don't care what anyone else says but that was 100% Medow walking through the door.
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>>53201930
Jesus. And I thought I was bad with girls.
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>>53201874
>masturbators

>drunkards

Is this what Protestantism does to the brain?

I blame Luther.
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>>53202286
if you're going to ask retarded questions, don't become a self conscious bitch boy when they get treated like retarded questions
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>>53202286
Fucking go for it lad, ask her out for a drink now you bent bastard you're gonna lose her with this fedora shit
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>>53202295
what did he say x
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someone asked me if we sell selfie-sticks today
I sell insurance
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>>53202348
fair dinkum mate give the bloke a rest he's trying
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>>53202144
>the woman sitting down at 1:04
If looks could kill
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been thinking about a girl for probably 60% of the time im awake for like 3 months lads, really isnt fucking healthy i want to stop
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>>53202451
"lol"

then 2nd message
"shave"
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just done a cum
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>>53202375
Favourite character?

Silvio was fucking cool.
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CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
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>>53202286
ayy
bitches love smiley faces
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>>53202451
this wasnt me btw
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>>53202293
>school and uni

>at work

You answered your own question. They grew up.
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>>53202452
Ned Ryerson?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgcrtvomXoI
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the world is yours
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>>53202474
you won't stop thinking about her until you procreate with her and contribute to the human race you selfish bastard

that is what your brain is triggered to do
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>>53202286
keep posting. this is pretty entertaining 2bh
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>>53202498
sylvio was my favourite too

>acts like a light hearted joker
>calls Adrianna a bitch and shoots her in the face
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>>53202555
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Everyone over at /Eire/s having a big laff about you all atm

>>53197353
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>>53202554
almost lad
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1st for superior Japanese heavy metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z18YpPzrQD4
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>>53202293
Because not being religious is an edgy preteen phase
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>Catholic church sees Hemetic texts
>"Ban this sick filth"
>Martin Luther sees Hemetic texts
>"How can we learn from this"

Taigs out
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>>53202539
your post unironically made me feel a bit better 2bh
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>>53202498
Tony of course but second is probably Chrissy

The man literally gave zero fucks about authority or anyone; so based.

Funniest would be ralphie cos THEY DIDNT HAVE FLAT TOPS IN ANCIENT ROME!
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>>53202626
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WHO /HC2 CERTIFICATE/ HERE?
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Had a dream last night that my mum got me a new passport (I need one) but it was a Dutch passport, I was disappointed
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>>53202666
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>>53202626
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Was sat on the old thread until now haha what a mug I am
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>>53202599
https://www.fb.com/video.php?v=519967258183708&set=vb.221338354713268&type=2&theater thats violent for a school scuff
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>>53202572

Don't care about any JFs opinion not least a mick
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cleaned my willy and nether regions

doing a sleep now

night lads x
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>>53202626
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should i watch interstellar lads
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So lads I just took the viagra I got from the condom machine in ASDA, I'll keep you reported on it's effects
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bull is running late again lads, the wife is getting a bit antsy
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>>53202527
DAS RITE
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Since when where there so many Irish posters? Where the fuck have they been?
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>>53202701
is that a question
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>>53202527
>are you saying the holocaust is a joke??????
>proceeds to chimp out
>those kike crocodile tears
every fucking time. every time "M-muh holohoax! muh six gorillion!" is this behavior in the jew handbook or something?
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THEY CALL ME RORKE
THEY CALL ME RASHED
THEY CALL ME LAD
THEY CALL ME TOM
THATS NOT MY NAME
THATS NOT MY NAME
THATS NOT MY NAME
THATS NOT MY NAME
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>>53202621
I forgot about ralphie. Fucking funny guy. I need to watch that again.
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>>53202678
I would knock them both out
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>>53202701
if you want to cry then yesh

i cried 4 times during it 2bh
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>>53202746
yes x
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>>53202701
Yeah.
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>I would knock them both out
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>>53202742
Its just 3 people pretending to be other posters
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>>53202746
is that a question
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bit pissed lads, might ring up an escort
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>>53202814
that is the question, isn't it
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>>53202807
Come to Wakey you daft prick and try and post to my face
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>graduated from uni last year with a philosophy degree
>final exam question was just this: "is this a question?"
>my answer was just this: "is this an answer?"

got full marks ;)
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>>53202701
>Probably my favourite sci-fi film desu, it's a really beautiful film in general really.
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I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIST
JESUS CHRIST I LOVE YOU, YES I DO
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was going to make a really funny post that would have made you all laugh but have decided you're not worth my humour
night lads
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>>53202797
right now?
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>>53202886
deep
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lads what have I told you about trying to force gimmicks

you have to let them develop naturally
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>>53202852
you'd pussy out and you know it
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just fedoraposted this stormfag lads
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>>53202893
What did you think of Europa Report? Had the most moving death scene I've ever seen imo
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>>53202886
>"Not today m8"

Me when you ask me for some spare change
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>>53202893
>not blade runner
gas yourself
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>>53202934
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>>53202886
So.

What job can you get with a philosophy degree?
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>>53202546
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>>53202931
literally just did it m8
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>>53202286
what happened la?
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Having a kinder bueno
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droppin (you) bombs

(you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you)
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>>53202980

philosophiser
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>tfw no lispy qt gf
>tfw no grimes gf
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtH68PJIQLE
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how do yanks say minnesota

it sounds weird with a t
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>>53202944
Never seen it desu, gonna torrent it now though, I did want to watch it when it came out.
>>53202955
>>>/r/eddit
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>>53202987
>sport
bit vague
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rick from backroom casting couch is offering you a chance to take his job for two different girls

you guys signing up? his videos are shit. you can probably outperform him
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>>53203037
minnesoda
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>>53202987
Say 'I like sleeping too, maybe we should try it together some time'
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>>53202934
*tips watermelon*
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>>53202987
tHAT'S A DRy conversation

just say u wanna meet or what

>>53203016
You've dropped all those (you) bombs but they didn't land on anyones post

waste
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>>53203037
min nuh soda
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>>53202916
After tea lad.
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estonia flag has a VERY pleasing colour combination
i would say it is easily in top 5 flags that dont have a union jack on them
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>>53203037
Min-uh-so-duh
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>>53202987
Where are you lad, might drive there tomorrow and match with her myself. x
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>>53203061
are we proud jocks the only english speaking people who still pronounce our ts
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>>53203090
is almost midnight babe x
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>>53203037
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wqcHhgQuxd
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>>53202987
she's a bit boring innit
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>>53202987
>home made whiskey
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>>53203063
fucking smooth lad, where can I learn your skills?
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>>53203139
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>>53202987
>Home made whisky
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@53203084

I won't give (you) the satisfaction
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>>53203149
halal
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>>53203198
is this the bloke that managed leeds way back
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>>53203144
She sounds perfect desu, fuck off Haroun al-Suileman
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>>53203108
estonia is /comfy/ the flag
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>>53203139
MINNIE SO DARR
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>>53202987
>let's combine the threw in a night and have a drink, do something that gets the heart pumping then some sleep
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>>53203149
zoom in on labours knee weww
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lads would it be weird to use pics on my tinder that have girls in them?

for example i have this selfie of me and my mates bird and shes pretty fit so was thinking that itd be good on tinder to make it look like other girls actually like me

is that weird or no?
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>>53203149
post the poland one
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If there's one think I like about our country it's the name - The United Kingdom. It sounds wayyyyy better than any other countries name desu.
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>>53203239
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>>53203108
>that dont have a union jack on them
Yet. Estonia is going to be part of the Second Empire
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>>53203230
the conversation is a bit dull
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>>53203254
one is okay, it's good to have a photo of you and guy friends having a drink or somethinf 2bh
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>>53203201
>>53203146
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>>53203144
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>>53203254
yeah mate, just go the whole way and crop yourself though, you might get replies then
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>>53203295
DONT CLICK THIS IMAGE
IT HAS A VIRUS
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>>53203295
let's dissect the flag!
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>>53203294
i aint british and i aint from the united kingdom ye? i am ENGLISH till i die
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>>53203295
hnng
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>>53203323
Fuck sake
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>>53203220
Yes m8. Managing Preston atm
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>>53203313
just learned you pronounced the "th" in thame
you're supposed to say erb instead of "herb"
also its aloominum instead of aluminium
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>whiskey was once a good friend of mine
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>>53203313
Mainly the lad's fault
>>53203323
If you manage to pull her after all of this I will honestly do myself in
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>>53203323
You absolute mong
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>>53203350
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>>53203323
lol
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>>53203323
she seems nice 2bh
>>53203368
what
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>>53203323
just how good looking are you

your conversational skills fucking suckkkkk reeee
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>>53203407
only thing that lads pulling is himself
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>>53203323
HAHAHAHAHAH you fucking mongpiece that is so shit

"cute" just delete it now what is all that fedora shite about whiskey then saying ur shtie at sport then saying were soulmates for fruck sakes man

>>53203201
>>53203146
we shud b mates
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>>53203323
you sound like a right fucking twat m8 sort yerself out son
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>>53203339
Iirc somekind of 18+ music video, where is also a black bbw with somekind of sexual shit.
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>>53203323
what.the.fuck
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>>53203323
fucking cringing here mate
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>It's the thread where the canadian uses british insults
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another top 5 flag is cyprus
it reminds me of a summers day ice lolly
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Reminder if you're attractive you can literally say anything to women and still get laid.
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Still no effects from the viagra
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>>53203323
CRINGE APPROACHING CRITICAL LEVELS
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>>53203411
>A
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>>53203323
how to get friendzoned over the internet.png
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@53203458
JOY
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>>53203323
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Think this Tinder lad is just a normie with two profiles messing with us lads, ignore and downvote.
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i'm representin' for them gangsters all across the world
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>>53203474
>FUCKING
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Anyone know any way to get a decent laptop/PC for very cheap?

Some junkie broke into my flat and stole my laptop and I'm too poor to pay the full cost for a new one. Playing games/surfing the web was one of the only things that I still took pleasure in 2bh :'(
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>>53203514
>LEAF
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>>53203461
Flags that you can't easily draw are shit 2bh
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pineal gland is aching
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ever heard the phrase a stitch in time saves nine?
well im the needle Ray and its time to sew things up.

Caspere knew this
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>>53203467
not true

one time a girl came up to me and said "hey so i'm drunk and wanted to tell you you're hot"

I was hammered too so I just replied "ok lets go back to my place"

She said, what the fuck im not that type
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>>53203323
Just drop the Archaeologist line you've royally fucked this whole thing up may as well get some keks out of it
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who let leafboy out of his tree house again?
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>>53203467
same applies if you have money
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>>53203461
>A FUCKING MUSTARD STAIN
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>>53203502
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>53203323
someone's going to post this on r/cringe so it might as well be me
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>>53203502
there is no way people are this rude irl
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>>53203461

reminder that turkey has been illegally occuping 1/3rd of cyprus for 40 years
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>>53203521
Go on Amazon and buy one
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>>53203502
SPICY
P
I
C
Y
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>>53203502
damn...
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>>53203441
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business idea: find a girl to take with me to my best mates birds birthday party to make my oneitis jealous
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>>53203461
tell me it doesnt remind of you a solero
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>>53203502
savage af bruh
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>>53203323
She's having a laff

Probably getting fondled by Jamal just cease conversation
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>>53203589
Yes but its Israel that's the problem!!
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>friend thinks he's patrician as fuck, but he's a massive pleb
>I tell him to watch a film or listen to an album because he recommends his pleb shit that everyone already knows about to me all the time
>he says he already watched/listened to it, even if it's the most obscure album
you'll ever hear of
>doesn't even watch the film/album he's supposedly already watched/listened to
Literally why does he do this?
It's pretty shitty if me but I sometimes make up fake band names to see if he acts like he's already heard of them, most of the time he actually does the madman
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>>53203604
NO STOP NO NO STOP NO NO STOP NO NO STOP NO NO STOP NO NO STOP NO NO STOP NO NO STOP NO NO STOP NO
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>>53203604
Fucking good looking twat I hate you
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>>53203612

can you buy ice cream and lollies in the winter? got a craving for some
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>>53203604
how attractive are you
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Haha having a hot chocolate lads x
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>>53203593
Bit pricey 2bh, looking for something very good and yet very cheap.
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>>53203604
this is just fucked

I have to juggle plates and decode fucking enigma encryptions in my head just to impress someone enough to date me and this fucking cunt gets dates while being a fucking sperg

fuck the world reeeeeee
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>>53203604
You're smashing this m8. Ignore the clueless neckbeards in this thread
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hey
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f55CqLc6IR0
best thing to ever come out of Britain, thanks a bunch
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>>53203666
Satan tells the Truth

Get fucked you normie chad looking cunt
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>>53203604
You must be at least a 9
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>>53203604
She looks like Bailey Jay
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>>53203689
this 2bh
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>>53203718

shes cute
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>>53203691
>>53203698
evening malté
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>>53203691
>>53203698
alri krauts
you aint that one lad obsessed with us that posts about "anglo bloods" are you? that lad gets on my tits
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bad boy baby
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>>53203683
haha what are you like x
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>>53202869
it is indeed
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>>53203698
>metal

cringe as fuck
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>>53203689
oh he was not, let's be honest here. he has clearly only gotten this far because he is probably incredibly good looking.

if you had a guy who was up to about a 6.5 saying that shit, she'd be like yer alri and unmatch you
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>>53203604
fucking shoot me in the head so I don't have to look at any more of these
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>>53203604
ur confident and funny i can see why shes keen but that wink is a bit ambiguous she might just be humouring you
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ABSOLUTE CHOON RIGHT HERE LADS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCjR90ul4Fo
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>>53203730
She is, isn't she? :))
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cool blues guy is playing at a bar close by.

only $7. should I go by myself or is that too autistic. feeling like I should leave my apartment more and at least put myself in situations to meet people
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>>53203738
no I've seen him once, I don't like him
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>>53203768
the question it is
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>>53203802
quite
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>>53203792
yeh go nuts
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>you brew up the ol whiskey
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sershnonce is shitposting on /tv/
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>>53203816
it is, the question
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My mum keeps calling me a weirdo and a freak haha
I-it's just banter
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>>53203772
Rasheed
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>>53203839
Link
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>>53203792
you should go, what's the worst that can happen?
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>>53203839
Link
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>cool blues guy is playing at a bar close by.

only $7. should I go by myself or is that too autistic. feeling like I should leave my apartment more and at least put myself in situations to meet people
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>>53202621
>>53202498
Chrissy was my favourite character until season 5/6. I disliked him and Tone so much in the end, I only felt bad for Bobby. I liked it as a drama but missed the funny vibe of season 3/4.

Favourite side characters: The hasidic jew they take over the hotel from, Hesch, Ginny Sac's arse and all the jokes around it

I think one of the hardest I laughed in the series is when Phil complains "you know that fat cocksucker says I look like the Shah of Iran?"
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lads do i watch interstellar or sicario RIGHT NOW please respond
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:(
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_dM8uieGHU

Absolute choon
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>>53203718
Only porn star I'd genuinely fug desu
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kpop
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>>53203879
Interstellar
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>>53203880
Thanks for the spoiler retard
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>>53203842
yes, the question
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This made me keel over laughing. So true lol
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>>53203879
interstellar
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>>53203879
sicario

that movie fucking rocked, I want to watch it again

>dat homage to Mike vining

love it
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gonna go on tinder some time this month lads
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>>53203879
Sicario

Interstellar is a fucking meme movie

It's pretty decent but If you didn't see it at the cinema you missed out

Sicario is legit a pretty decent flick
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>>53203874
It's a bar you can definitely go by yourself, people came in solo and made friends with the bar staff all the time when I worked at a pub
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>>53203904
no arse or tits
the body of a 12 year old boy
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>>53203923
US GAMERS HUH?
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>>53203879
watch k-on instead
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>>53203886
She looks much more attractive with her clothes on desu, naked she does look a lot like a low test bloke with bolted on tits and a fairly nice willy.

Would definitely get a blowjob off her though if she was offering.
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>>53203904
i had a better figure when i was 13
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>>53203923
ikr
us gamers xDD
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wanna go to bed but this fucking random boner wont die

i would just have a wank but im trying to cut down and had one earlier
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>>53203904
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>>53204003
H A L I F A X
A
L
I
F
A
X
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>>53204010
Edge until you fall asleep
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Just googled the viagra and apparently it is really isn't even viagra. Bullshit. Fuming desu .
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>>53204010
cant you sleep with it
dont you get boners while you sleep anyway
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>>53204003
based fuqboi
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Who here /Sunderland/
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>>53202123
not my fault chad the word wizard messages every girl
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>10 years ago
>didn't have many friends growing up, but I move to a new city. Excited to meet new people and make friends
>first day of my new school teacher wants to get to know students
>go around the room stating your name and favorite TV show
>when it gets to me, I proudly declare Frasier to be my favorite show
>someone yells "hey isn't that the tossed salads and scrambled eggs show?"
>the entire class starts laughing
>teacher settles everyone down and says "so what? Why can't anon love tossed salads?"
>everyone laughs even harder
>suddenly the entire school knows me only as "the salad tosser"
>had to change in the bathrooms during PE because everyone would laugh and run around saying "he's here everyone run away he's gonna toss your arsehole if he catches u"
>no friends ever
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>>53204024
Honestly just makes me feel sad reading that, poor chinks. :(
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>>53204051
edging rn

think thats why its not going down

*stops edging*

>>53204072
its just annoying

you dont notice them when your asleep
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>>53204024

>tfw 6'0" and white and a virgin at 27

I'm a bigger failure than him
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>>53203983
I've seen her naked, she looks fine imo. I like her personality too, she comes across as a lot more fun than more people in porn who seem more like drug addicts acting sexy so they can buy their next fix.
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>>53204091
James Sunderland?
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>>53204134
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>>53204106
I'll read this on /r/4chan later.
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>>53204140
>her
>she
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Just learned I was 6'3 yesterday hahaha always told people I was 6'0 ffs
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>>53204146

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/City_of_Sunderland
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>>53204012
4 foot tall
i could crush her like an oriental twig unless the plastics made her all flexible

>>53204130
well just have another tug you wally its good for you
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>>53204106
>Frasier

You deserve everything you got, salad tosser.
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just realised if hitler grew his hair out a bit me and him would have the same hairstyle
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>>53204124
Literal tip btw, if you have a stiffy you want to go down, tense all the muscles in your body as hard as you can, release, do it again, eventually the blood will run from your willy to your muscles.
>>53204140
she's not convincing enough for me desu but yeah she seems nice. Have you seen the chat show on Vice that she was on?
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>>53204024
WHITED
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Have stuck to my New Years diet a week today xx
Getting easier now
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>>53204182
well does it matter when you are clearly a complete and utter mong?
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>>53204024
probably should trap up 2bh
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>>53204178
>what are preferred pronouns
I mean come on its 2016, get with the times grandpa
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>>53204010
>people can actually get erect the same day as they have already wanked

Literally child
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>>53204106
should've said Cheers
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>>53204196
>>53204124
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>>53204215
I avoid Vice.
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>>53204273

>>53204273

>>53204273

>>53204273
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>>53204232
lmfao that guy is literally not even average looking
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>>53204024

>putting pussy on the pedestal so high that you become depressed

what an absolute fucking mong.

so you cant get your dick wet easily? so fucking what? sex isn't everything. go work on other aspects of your life like education and employment. like the old meme goes, disregard females acquire currency or whatever it was. obviously made by a bitter virgin but its true. women will never be worth having poor mental health. if you want sex that bad go hire a prozzy.

ive done my fair share of shagging around and now it bores me. until i find someone i want to be with forever im done. purely working on educating myself and creating a life that doesn't revolve around pulling slags.

feel free to fedora the fuck out of this post but im happier than i ever was.
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>>53204215
it worked (:

ty based qt cheshire lad xoxo

>>53204257
see a doctor m8
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>>53204213
well every normie and his brother has a fucking hitler haircut these days so that's not surprising
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>>53203436
literally cackled at this post, deserves a you
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