/Brit/

/Brit/ ? More like shit rofl!

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/balt/

lisicki and cara sitting in a tree

that's slander, take it back

/Brit/ ? More like shit rofl!

/brit/? more like shit rofl

/brit/ more like shit lmao

ebin :DDD

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>>53199206
good posts

>he actually believes the baltic '''''states''''' are a thing

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kpop desu lads

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/brit/ more like shit lmao

>>53199214
/ausnz/ :3

>>53199303
excellent

>>53199272
all me

>>53199303
Cute boy.

>>53199264
>>53199307
you too, sorry

>>53199206
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>>53199307
good posts

unleashing some stinky farts lads

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>hello, I am from the United Kingdom

brit more like shit

>>53199425
lmao!

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>>53199407

we need american style diners in this country

not our cafes that serve shit food


their posh burger joints have spread like a plague. why not their diners with fresh carafe coffee and waffles.

>>53199407
>United Kingdom
more like /brit/ which is /shit/ kk lmao xDD haha

maisie

doing a post

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>>53199407
Good post.

/Brit/ ? More like shit rofl!

>>53199367
also all me

>>53199449
FOY

I like this thread

Official thread.

>>53199392 (You)
good post

>>53199449
FOY

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>we need american style diners in this country
>not our cafes that serve shit food
>their posh burger joints have spread like a plague. why not their diners with fresh carafe coffee and waffles.

>>53199395

For the Brit Germanboo.

Ich hoffe wir konnen Deutsch lernen zusammen :)

good posts for all

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>>53199264
good posts

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There's something strange about this baby

>>53199474
You have a leaf stuck to your head, Malta.

>>53199485
>>53199514
by your logic anyone to visits gbk is a yank

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Norweging this thread...

..with no survivors!!

>>53199545
literally all me

delightful play chaps

>>53199449
There's one near me that is American style. Food is frozen shite reheated but they do fantastic milkshakes.

say you'll remember me
standing in a nice dress staring at the sunset
red lips and rosy cheeks
say you'll see me again even if it's just in your
wiiiiiiiildest dreeeaaams

>>53199545
all me

>>53199284
kpop more like kpoop rofl

/brit/? I'd say you're mistaken fellow.

Upon further investigation it appears to have an appearance more akin to /shit/

Hampshire tbH

>>53199545
all me

>>53199545
>got 2 (You)'s
I'll give you 2 (You)'s too
Here's the second (You) >>53199545

>>53199550
Who's that semen demon? I'd let her dingle my fingle.

what the fuck even happens in wales

EU: IN OUR OUT

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/educationnews/12084785/Exams-to-be-taken-earlier-in-the-day-to-fit-around-Ramadan-exam-boards-say.html

>>53199563
>visiting '''''''''gourmet'''''''''' burger kitchen
FOY

>>53199565
literally fiordland

Whats the most overrated city you've been to?

New York was pretty shit, but Oslo takes the fucking cake

Should've asked some norwegian locals before going there. Gross city full of junkies

>>53199621
sheep shagging

>>53199539
underrated and good post

>>53199565
Mediocre.

>>53199652
gbk > byron though

>>53199652
>not going to microburgeries

Shoo shoo, slimy limey

>>53199563
yes

>>53199621
fornication with ovis aries

>>53199650
posted here this morning chap

>>53199571
>Food is frozen shite reheated
so not what I'm asking about.

literally fuck off. I don't even want your (you)

>>53199676
ahahahahahahaha madmEN

>>53199650
why can't they just fuck off?

>>53199649
BENIS

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doing an education

>>53199649
>giving our hard-earned money to the subhuman irrelevant shitholes from above
i'm out famalam

>>53199695
good post

>>53199704
>being awake in the morning
who do you think i am

>>53199649
in

>>53199733
>kukri

>>53199733
they all look like willys xx

>>53199733
this pic but for dildos

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can i have some (You)'s for this man

>>53199675
Tallinn. It's rated shit.

53199776
no kill yourself jamal

>>53199733
yes, very good

>>53199776
>unsheathes (You)
>teleports behind your post
>pssh, nothing personal kid

The cleaner came around and while she's cleaning I sat in my room masturbating to the thought of her accidentally opening the door and seeing me

>>53199752
>who do you think i am
this is an anonymous filipino tai chi forum board chap.

>>53199776
ok

>>53199776
*plays the imperial march in armpit farts*

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Dirty old river, must you keep rolling, flowing into the night

People so smelly, make me feel dizzy, tuk-tuk lights shine so bright

But I don't, need a loo

As long as I shit on Waterpoo Sunset, I am in paradise

Every day I look at the line for the toilets

But chilly, chilly is evening time, Waterloo sunset's fine.

Sanjeep meets Nina, Waterpoo public toilets, every Friday night

But I am so lazy, don't want to wander, I poo on street at night

But I don't, need a loo

As long as I shit on Waterpoo Sunset, I am in paradise

Every day I look at the line for the toilets

But chilly, chilly is evening time, Waterpoo sunset's fine.

Millions of people swarming like flies 'round Waterpoo shitting street

But Sanjeep and Nina cross over the river where they feel safe and clean

And they don't, need no toilets

As long as they shit on Waterpoo Sunset, they are in paradise

Waterpoo sunset's fine.

>>53199733
>scimitar

That's a shamshir you twat

t. Rasheed

>>53199838
not where i come from it isn't

bbig choon here!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1XWRsHjK0E

Just going to redirect the phishing page to a blank page

Least risky option

>>53199851
absolutely 0 red flags

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think I may roll a joint

>>53199865
shamshir is the persian word for scimitar
t. autist

Gettin tired of having to bag my own groceries ngl

>>53199908
the ameican flag is partially red XDDDDDDD

>>53199705
cunt

>>53199957
bet you miss those gay brown paper bags too

>>53199889
OFF BY ONE LAUGHS

>>53199957
can we talk about this lads
my parents are from new zealand and they are the same, consatntly complaining about the lack of bagboys here
how lazy can you BE
the mind boggles -_-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-FVssz4JkE

>>53199895
>GCHQ - Thanks for your tip! We already have this individual under survelliance, the public domain is safe.

Get vanned

>>53199535
ich postet in die alten Faden

dass hier:
>>53199807

>>53199957
haha

>>53199957
>tfw everyone looks like a beggar walking into tesco with their smelly carrier bags

it's a new world

>>53199957
Fucking tramp.

>>53200020
please be true

>>53199858
I like it it's good

>realize I had my willy pinned against my desk all day
>look in my pants
>it's purple and I cant feel anything

>>53200000
shit tbqh ladfam

>>53199811
very rude

>>53200000
checked

>>53200000
sverige

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Who is this man and why does he walk toward the camera?

>>53200094

Really don't get the hype around star wars lads. Should I try to give the sequels another go?

I just remember them being filled with cliche one liners.

>>53200094
you cant feel anything anyway.

>>53200000
>53200000
nice

>>53200094
pics

>>53200094
>better go tell the people on /brit/ who hate everything i post before paying £1000000000000 for a jewish doctor to cut off my willy and mix it in facial cosmetic solutions

>>53200138
lisicki and because he's on his way to the dinner dance night on Saturday

>>53200094
why are willy massages a thing

>>53200020
As if this would interest them

>>53200094
>visiting /brit/ was a mistake
fucking gay people

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>>53200000
these posts were pretty much par for the course

>>53199535
"Zusammen" sollte eigentlich zwischen dem "deutsch" und "lernen" sein.

Ihr beide habt noch viel zu lernen.

>/Balt/ + /AUSNZ/ posters are going away from /brit/ thread
>thread goes to shit
/brit/? MORE LIKE /SHIT/ LMAO

Is this seriously where we are doing /brit/?

>>53200145
we still have some foreskin. it just doesn't constantly cover up our head so our head is much less sensitive

it doesn't make orgasms worse. it just makes touching our dick a lot less sensitive.

i wont do it to my kids. but its not like I still don't cum in 2 minutes when i have sex

>>53200247
HAAHAHAHA
TOO TRUE XDDDDDD

>>53200197
ooooooooooooooh hes shitting himself
cyber rozzers are right on your arse haha bet theyve got the meetup stabbing post under lock and key too hahaha oooooooooo dead man walking heheeeee hohooo

>>53200213
all the fuck me

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Just got a new tattoo lads

>>53200094
I ovulated so hard today, I had to wipe every ten minutes to keep the ocean at bay.

>>53200296
/brit/ tattoo more like shit tattoo lmao

>>53200247
LMAO

>>53200344
Good post.

>>53200223
ja naturlich. grammatik ist schwer aber sehr wichtig.

auch die 'cases' immer noch mein scheisse hoch ficken. e.g. dativ einen/den

a shed is a slag, a grand is a bag, a cancer stick is a fag, a ballys ya flag, a bomb is a jab and a sperm donor is your dad

miss thailand lads

if you are somewhat normie and haven't went you are missing out in a big way

best month of my life tbH

>>53200389
oh fuck off

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new tattoo lads

>>53200398
what did you do?

>>53200399
bit rude

>>53200389
Ich ficke deine Mutter.

>>53200416
he went to thailand the mucker

Free Cornwall stop British oppression

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cmtqn8wANLY

>the Queen will die in the next few years
I'm not ready for this lads.

>>53200511
np lad

>>53200500
who's the homophobe

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weird how lisicki was a virgin "by choice", but as soon as he lost his virginity he's started shagging loads, even fat girls

opinion on socks and sandals?

>>53200174
How tall is he? he looks pretty tall

>>53200530
Are we going to be new money when she dies?

>>53200562
good

>>53200530
her mum lived to something like 110, shes got the best healthcare in the country
we've got a good 20 years to go at least

>>53200571
190cm

>>53200530
Queen never dies

a fake guy is a chief, a gun is a piece and a burglary is a creeps, a hot car is a dinger, a ugly girl is a minger, just finish with her then fling her

>>53200553
He hasn't shagged a damn thing
That young man is literally Elliot rodgers

>>53200530
She will live on in your memories

>>53200389
Haha "mein scheisse hoch ficken" hört sich so komisch an auf Deutsch.

Kleiner tip: Es sollte eigentlich "meine scheisse" sein, nicht "mein scheisse".

Deutsch ist eine scheiss-schwierige Sprache im gegensatz zu English.

really want to go to the American midwest or pacific north west and impress all the rubes there with my urbane British wit.

IF YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE IN ENGLAND THEN LISTEN HERE TO ME

>>53200604
wow

>>53200634
>literally

'no'

>>53200530
>he actually believes this
she's pretty much guaranteed to hit 100

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>>53200416
>stayed at a hostel and met some cool international people and traveled around with them for a while
>still friends with two
>motorbiked around the hills until I ended up lost and some farmer family had me come in and eat with them
>got hammered a lot
>spent $5 a night on hostels

>>53200658
I don't think we're in England anymore toto

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New low, /brit/

Guy sitting on front of me on the bus was on the phone ranting about the job centre

Fucking poor people

who says: "I will use EVERY weapon at my disposal" or something like that

i'm trying to think of sheev like characters in fiction but i can't remember who i'm thinking about

>>53200704
Will she write a card to herself on her 100th?

B

>>53200734
fuck of billionaire

>>53200595
>>53200704
>yfw the Queen outlives us all

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>We the conservatives will reduce immigration to the tens of thousands

>BRITAIN took in more 164 asylum seekers PER DAY during one month last year - making it the most since modern records began.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/632218/asylum-record-October-migrants-refugees

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This thread needs more slags ffs

>tfw bi
>literally twice the chance of regular people
>still a kissless v whos never seen a virginia or a willy irl

if i had a gf m y lfie would literally be great 2bh

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>>53200650
good lad

seattle is quite nice. this is me and my mate hiking recently

>>53200833
Same
Same
Same

I-It's all gonna be daijoubu in the end.

>>53200833
Are you gay?

>>53200833

>i'm bi

translation: im a bent twat

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>>53200833

>Never seen a willy irl

kill urself lmao

>>53200753
http://es .meme
generator .net/instance/65462040

>>53200833
Fly over here and I'll show you my willy.

Only looking though, no gay poofta shit.

>>53200833
try harder
lower your standards

>>53200833
>never seen a willy

not even your own?

COME ON SEATTLE

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i did it lads

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https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/3zqemd/im_david_attenborough_for_my_latest_project_ive/

>>53200913
madman

>>53200913
u like alottie good bands

>>53200833
>never seen a willy irl
You're a fat sack of shit, that's the problem. American tourist?

>be american
>go hiking
>get shot
>get eaten by bears
>get eaten by crocodiles
>get abducted by aliens
>get eaten by bigfoot
>get shot again
>get injected with oestrogen by government agents
>get beheaded by mexicans

>>53200913

>Not
>lottie you hottie, get in the van cause ive got a shottie

>>53200894
friend once flashed me in high school and I've been in boys changing rooms obviously.

but that was all before I became bi

and I've seen vaginas on the beach and at swimming baths but that doesn't count

>>53200716
did you not shag anyone? isn't that why people go?

>>53200904
I don't even have friends, lad.
I have pretty low standards. You only have to be Estonian and not a normie.

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old mate i lost touch with now has this mustache

should i tell him to get rid of it?

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>https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/3zqemd/im_david_attenborough_for_my_latest_project_ive/

Ich habe gescriebt im alt thread.

(waiting for this German grammar Nazi)

>>53200913
>lottie you hottie
she's probably already unmatched you by the time of this post

>>53200500
choon

>>53200992
>and I've seen vaginas on the beach and at swimming baths but that doesn't count
??? nonce?

>>53200981
You got the order all fucked up, famalam.

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>>53201027
not yet but soon

>>53200981
>be from buckinghamshire
>starve to death

>>53200998
i shagged a real girl not a prostitute yeah. just didn't feel i needed to add that as nearly everyone fucks someone there

but you're right thats a big reason why people go

>>53201027
Chicks love puns.

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Night lads

oneitis keeps liking posts about how tough it is being single
why did you turn me down if you hate being single that much, stupid cunt

>>53201063
>when plebs meet

did someone order a CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UphfrPANJk&feature=youtu.be&t=146

>>53201063
say yeah you really like alottie good music

>Britain doesn't have hiking trails that are motorized scooter accessible

>>53201010
You were mates with Justin Long?

>>53201063
>bruv
>>53201103
>chicks
fuck off yank

>>53201071
>be from the west midlands
>starve every day for a month to appease allah

>>53201063

lol

>>53201012
gross poser

>>53201020
*Ich habe im altem Thread geschrieben.

How did I do?

>>53201063
you absolute madman

>>53201043
all ages pal

but yeah I've changed baby girls nappies
you want the tory?

>>53201128
think she feels bad about turning you down and she's liking your posts to make herself feel better

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Slags

poo

>>53201132
that was my fucking line you thief

>>53201125
night haha

>>53201125
>Night
Its only 3 bongs, 10 bings m8.

>>53201128
Do they also like and repost images like "if he is there for you, and always listens to your problems hes the one" ??

>>53199858
7.5/10

Chuckled

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>>53201179

>>53201141

chill bro

>>53201166
>but yeah I've changed baby girls nappies

Nonce

>>53201217

>replying to a 30 minute old post

kill yourself

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>>53201220

>>53200634
>young
Dumb Yank

>>53201166
Nah I meant how did you see fanny in the beach or swimming pools that isnt wee kids getting changed

>>53201217
thank u, ignore the otehr cheeky boy I'm glad i got a you

>>53201220
roadman/10
would not like to see in a dark alley

Can we please have slagposting

fucking hell oneitis is mad at me so she went and called her bf

she told me just back off her a bit. thinkinh of sending her a long text

>>53201220
Amazed he lasted past crimbo, he has to be going soon though.

>>53201289
post your mum

>year 11
>it's a bike PE lesson and the teachers let us ride to McDonalds
>we all order food
>everybody gets theirs, but they have forgotten about my Oreo McFlurry
>fuck it I'll just leave it
>as I'm walking out my PE teacher asks me where my food was
>I tell him that they must've forgot about it and that it doesn't matter
>"anon you need to be more assertive and come out of your shell, go in there and tell them to give you your food"
>it was just a mcflurry, I wasn't even hungry
>I walked back inside and instantly headed to the toilets where I waited for a couple of minutes and then walked back out
>"ANON! Where's your food?"
>it's packed and I can't just push my way to the front
>"anon you really do need to stop being so timid"
>he sends my m8s to get the mcflurry
>finally get the mcflurry but we need to head back so I have to carry the mcflurry
>spill the mcflurry on the way back
>tfw your PE teacher thought you were a beta autistic faggot and I didn't even get to eat my oreo mcflurry

>>53201313
:|

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>>53201247
>replying to a 36 second old post
kill yourself my man
>>53201289

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Wew

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>>53201289
Get fucked

>>53201268
communal benches and european coast

>>53201268

Have another (You) as you seem polite.

>>53201313

That'll show them! Include a voice note of you crying too.

>>53201063

eugh the doors are shite so pleb twat

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>>53201020
yo senpai check older thread

>>53201346
nice!

>>53201220
He looks like he's the kind of lad who lights his joint with a lighter while it's not in his mouth just to keep it burning

Tell me about your oneitis

>>53200833
Just bee yourself lad

>>53201333
>Spent PE eating junk food
Wow, I thought my school was shit lel

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hello ladies

Posted bangers my brethren

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GtVUkyzvhU

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>>53201213

Bit deep this lads, make sure you've got the intellect to take this one in

oneitis and her bf both told me to stop talking to her.

still think im gonna give her a try. girls play these games like this

>>53201355
Still don't understand this, people who arent kids wear clothes on the beach so how would you have seen fanny?????

communal benches? yeah but theyre wearing swimsuits

mollies and these percs got these young bitches sprung

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agh shit I've backed myself into a corner here how do I proceed

>>53201469
people get dress in both places silly

Matched with an indian girl lads she seems lovely bit chubby but still pretty, what do i do

>>53201333

I discovered how easy it is to get free shit at maccys, they really dont care.

Order your food then after like 2 mins go to another cashier and say "i didnt get my cheeseburger" or whatever and they do it like a good goy. Once got two free double cheese burgers when feeling mischievious.

I found out because of the student card free burger and thought if they were thick enough to forget it they'll be thick enough to give me more.

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>>53201289

bit busy reading a book atm

>>53201342
Good slags

>>53201463
Damn, she knows REAL pain

>>53201346
what happens when I open your box bb

>>53201500
SURPRISE ANAL SEX

>>53201500

"because fuck you thats why"

>>53201461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK-okdwv09g

>Anons spent PE eating maccies and kissing twinks
>I spent PE getting shivering in goal playing footy

>>53201463
stupid bint

>>53201466
just playing hard to get

>>53201504
not in the same place as men, unless you mean when you were a kid and your mum took you in2 the changing rooms with her so you didnt get raped or blowbanged in the mens on your own?

what should my gf get my son for his birthday?

>>53200871
I've wanted to go hiking in the PNW for years now.
*does a big sigh*

>>53201500
oh dear she's a bit slow isn't she

>>53201466
iktf
>tfw my wife's boyfriend told me he'd beat me up if I didn't babysit their son

>>53201520
bloody hell
N I P P L E S

>>53201500
Just say its nothing and change the subject
No idea why you said that in the first place

>>53201520
one on the right must get used so much more than the one on the left

>>53201500
so that when you wake up and I'm in your room, youre a little less conditioned to surprise

Just popping in to have a wank don't mind me

Had a dream about a girl then the exact same girl "wanted to meet" on POF, i'm freaking out guys

>>53201461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK35doNqgfY

you can all pretend to be mean
now you can find trim in every vending machine

Just got back from the UK again. It's still absolute shit.

>>53201583
I spent PE going to mine with a bunch of friends and playing Halo system link 2bh

>>53201585
nah m8 people are pretty relaxed on the beach and not all of them even have facilities

but you probably only go to resorts like a chav

What do you think about this line at the bar lads

"I saw you not notice me when I walked in"

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WEWEWEW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlctC0iIzeQ

me shouting

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>>53201520
>iamvip.me

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loy

>>53201687
NEW THREAD!!!!!

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>"boys" who did home ec

>>53201644
t. Robert Paulson

>>53201710
left one looks like a proper dirty slag

>>53201658
"When I walk in to the bar, you look away
guess it was just another day"

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>>53201644

>>53201712
wish I did,

could have been a chef

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>>53201663
CHEBS

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>Just got back from the UK again. It's still absolute shit.

got this new girl lad

shes doing this thing, playing impossible to get.

gonna work my way around it

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this is me and my gf

>>53201421

She's a sperg when it comes to relationships. She's 22 and has never had a bf, despite being a 7.5/10. I've been there when other girls put her on the spot joking about something sexual, and she panicked and gave a non-answer the exact same way I do in that situation.

just got back from burgerland, narrowly avoided getting shot like 3 times

>>53201853
if only you'd had a gun, then at least somebody would have died

>>53201802
10/10 would facefuck

the girl is pretty cute too

>>53201644
fair comment. are you american or british?

unironically got bantered by an old brit when i was in london a few years back

he said. you bring your gun lad?

Im autistic and not very witty so I just said no they made me bin it when I landed

What should I have said? I don't know what draws the line with some brits or not

Fighting between Serbian Police and refugees! Brutal stuff!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opE9QnzXmp8&