>German driver's licenses never expire Maximum jelly.

Just got a new one. Mine expires when I'm 65.

>>53199135
Why? If you have a photo from 15 years ago that doesn't really look like you why would that be a good thing?

>tfw they refuse to change my pic

17 year old me looked like a cunt. Costs me £20 every time I try too.

>>53199135
>German driver's licenses never expire

> over 90 years old man drives his car
> get hit by the car
> die

Yea, my Grandpa still has his old one from the Saar Protectorate

>>53199308
>over 90 years old man drives his penis
>don't have children
>country die

I wish I had a drivers license >:(

>>53199866
Isn't it fucking cheap in the States?

>>53199135
I live 5km away from the german border, so at least i have the no limit autobahn stuff going on for me, which is nice.

>>53199900
He's an illegal immigrant in a non-retarded state

Having speed limits over 100km/h on highways.

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>tfw only have a motorcycle licence

Pretty clever from the germans.
They have too many crusties so they let them drive even when they're decrepit and senile. Bound to end up killing most of them in road accidents.

>>53200048
Well wide would you need more than that in London?

>>53199135
Ours don't expire either, and they look exactly like this german one, except with SK instead of D on the flag. I thought whole EU had the same license politics now.

>>53200048
Why don't you have a normal license

>>53200165
Countryside lad

>>53200183
My dad wanted me to ride a motorbike

mine expires next year

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>>53200048
Do you own Suzuki motorcycle?

>>53200339
Yes

Suzuki Bandit

>>53199135
that's wrong, they do expire since a few years ago

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>>53200339
>>53200048
>tfw buying a Harley soon

>>53200048
Thanks for the organs btw (by the way)

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>>53200564
I'm a non-donor

>>53200475
Don't

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>>53200450
Good choice.

I'm taking the driving exam at January 16, wish me luck. I hope there will be a nice cop this time.

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My license doesn't expire until 2055.

Stay mad.

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>>53200475
>non-american riding a cruiser

Get a bonneville or something if you want a classic style

>>53200644
I want to go to eat Chongqing hot-pot with Miss Honda

>>53199308
that's the price of freedum

>>53200710
Police is doing the test in russia?

>>53201107
Of course, why not?
Here's a citation from Wikipedia:
>The legal driving age within the Russian Federation is 18 years (16 for motorcycles and 20 for buses)[23] and to obtain a licence one must be physically fit to drive (including certificates of mental fitness and no record of substance abuse). One must also pass a test administered at a local traffic police authority and pay a fee. Tests are divided into theory and practice. The theory test is usually a computerized multiple-choice test on various traffic rules. Twenty multiple-choice questions are asked, only two incorrect answers allowed for a passing grade.[24] A road test is then administered which includes a demonstration of basic driving skills (steering, slope starting for manual transmission vehicles and backing-up), obstacle course as well as a skills examination for road driving. Four minor errors are allowed for the road driving examination—the obstacle course is pass-fail. The number of retries is unlimited.

I've already passed everything except road driving.

The UK has the most difficult driving tests in the world

>>53200710
don't worry brah
I flunked the exam the first time and got the same clerk on my second try, which resulted in him softening up and giving me the license out of pity

>>53201294
>resulted in him softening up and giving me the license out of pity
Good for you, but that's not gonna happen, all cops are jerks here.

>>53201201
Well actually it makes sense.
Here it is the agency of engineering

>>53201201
>passed everything
>except road driving

Topkek2016

>>53199135
Fucking infrastructure man, fucking infrastructure... Ok, when compared to WENA countries.

>>53199698
o i am laffin

>>53201480
Come on man. I started all that in October and only managed to make it this far for today. Road driving is just the last tiny bit.

I just want to be able to to buy Fireworks or Weed legally without having to go to Canberra

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actually its ultra-shitty that old asses above 60 are allowed to drive without any obligatory health-tests..

but you know - the pensioners make the government.

the only thing i could imagine you bein jelly is autobahn.

but then your completely right to be jelly.
believe me.

>>53201917
actually crying a bit...

Also, on the topic of driver's licences, I hope they're gonna make everyone retake the test every 5 years here. Everyone's nuts behind a steering wheel.

>>53201290
That would be south africa

>>53199191
Rightfully so. Old people just shouldn't drive. That's why we got a solid public transit system. Use this instead when you are too old and a danger for traffic.

>>53201917
I unironically can't wait for statewide speedlimits on Autobahnen. The butthurt of all you weekend racers and faggots who like to tailgait would be so damn delicious. Fuck speedfreaks, you suck and I hope you crash without taking the lives of innocents.

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>>53203465
suck my enormous dick little mudslime faggot.
should you dare getting in my way on the left lane ill flash my lights and if you wont move ill get your numbplate on my dashcam and fill out another of all those delicious forms stating you obliged me.
no problem for me to find witnesses (homies that would state being pillions) and its 1vs2 youll be fucked.
try it.

roads without holes or trees in the middle in rural areas is one thing poland doesn't have that would be welcome

I need to renew it in 2059.
Fucking think about it, that's when all the sci-fi movies take place.

>>53200742
harleys are like Apple. people see you overpaid for shit.

>Italian driver licences expire every 10 years
>Once you're older, that's 5 years
>Once you're even older, that's every year
of course you gotta pay every time.

>>53203465
You deserve to die for wishing that.

>>53203739
>>53208154
Don't fall for her semi-edgy bantering.

>>53207431
And still you guys cant drive for shit
>>53203465
Look at this poor faggot who cannot even afford a nice german car made by his countrymen

>>53208654
obligatory:

youtube.com/watch?v=B3h2Rw1mHew

>>53200644
Why is Kawasaki Trish?

>>53203465
Agreed. I hate these cunts, not so much because of the dangers that come with faster driving, but more because think they are hot shit, just because the push down their foot a little harder than the rest of the drivers. It will be so funny to see all these normies foam at the mouth when a general speed limit actually becomes a thing.

>>53209990
>porsche, audi, bmw, mercedes
>a general speed limit actually becomes a thing

what do you think how many you should pick?

German cars are trash anyways.

>>53210174
The main reason we don't have the limit is that the parties are afraid of losing the votes of people like you. The companies couldn't care less if their cars are used to their full potential as long as they still sell enough of them.

>>53210901
KEK
you have no idea of this topic at all.

>>53211036
well kekked, m8y