bump limit reached some time ago edition
Shutting this down.
The extreme jingoism and blind patriotism a lot of you "Amercians" post here daily truly makes me cringe Irl.
The reality here is: OP is from a country he loves and wanted to make a thread on /k/. Did it in an unconventional way, and it was a success. Good for him!
The insane amount of comments degrading Britain also has to stop. I'll begin calling out those comments when I see them. So knock it off.
OP has more real life experience in Britain than the vast majority of /k/, with the average /k/ommando being American, and knows his country better than most of you here. Who the fuk are you to tear it down? Get a life. Truly.
OP. I wish you the best of luck. It sounds like you've got a great and sorely needed sense of patriotism.
GOAL - Everton 2-1 Manchester City
Romelu Lukaku (78 mins)
Gareth Barry has the ball on the left and his inviting cross is asking to be headed home.
Romelu Lukaku duly obliges. He can't miss from yards out.
GOAL - Everton 1-1 Manchester City
Jesus Navas (76 mins)
Now that's a counter attack.
From the clearance, Sergio Aguero shows a deft touch to take the ball down, before driving towards Everton's goal.
He shows great vision as he slips the ball behind the defence to the marauding Jesus Navas and the Spaniard coolly flicks the ball into the net.
I remember one lad did a massive fart in an assembly, literally one of the loudest i've ever heard, and he had to go stand (face first) in the corner of the hall for the rest of it.
i was nearly kicked out for laughing so much. fuck it was so funny.
>mfw knocking the underside of the table to trick the teacher into thinking someone was at the door
>/brit/ ? More like /shit/ lmao
What's it like to have something you're willing to die for, /brit/?
>stealing stuff from someone's pencil case when they aren't looking
>they reach in for a rubber later and find their pencil case is completely empty
>The actor Adam Deacon, best known for his roles in the film Kidulthood and Channel 4 police drama Babylon, has been sectioned under the Mental Health Act, a court has heard.
>pulling someones chair out from underneath them just as they're about to sit down
>getting a lecture from a teacher about seriously spinal injuries and paralysis
going to wear coat, hat, scarf and gloves when i go out for the next few months
one day someone will take a look at my raiment and ask "is it cold out?" and ill SEIZE the opportunity as if i were seizing maisie's ample tittage and say "yeh english weather haha, suns out though hopefully itll warm up"
itll be quality ill tell you strange people all about it and the weirder ones can put it in your file of the details of my personal life because it will definitely be a highlight
Little story for you lads.
It's set when I was in Year 10, just coming to terms with the fact that I was a shirtlifter.
I was in PE and when we didn't have our PE kit we had to go on a walk around the forest nearby in our uniforms while the other lads played footy, cricket, rugby, tennis, whatever.
This day I had brought my kit but this qt twink I sort of fancied also hadn't brought his (he rarely did). In a mad moment, I decided to keep my kit in my bag and say I'd forgotten it. I'd get a bit of a telling off but I'd get to go into the woods with this twink, wew, worth it.
So we set off into the woods and I found out that, basically, he didn't walk around when he was in PE, he just sits by this little pond about five minutes walk in until it's time to come in again.
So I sat with him a while, chatting, looking at his qt dick sucking lips wondering what it would be like to kiss them, when I went into my bag for a bottle of water to quench my thirst. As I was getting it out, he saw my PE shorts poking up from the bag.
He was like, "wait, you did have your kit with you then? How come you told Mr _____ that you didn't?
Well I knew I was caught lads. I tried saying " oh yeah, I just couldn't be arsed today, too warm h-haha" but he knew. He fucking knew.
A few minutes later, he got out one of those little tubs of Vaseline lip balm and he put a finger in it and started rubbing it on his lips.
I started this school reminiscing last thread haha
literal bacterium the lot of you, I could spray some disinfectant and you would perish
wasnt he done a while ago for waving a machete at random passersby lol
proper nutter he bullied noel whats his name (thingy from kidulthood and mickey from dr who) on twitter or something too
disclaimer: didnt read the article
Lads my 15 year old cock was fucking bursting out of my pants at this point. We were both sitting cross legged on our blazers and I swear to god, he put his hand on my leg and looked at me in the eye.
That was it, I was sick of keeping my desires locked up, I was horny as fuck, I leaned in and kissed him, tasted that aloe vera on his lip balm, smelt his hair, all warm in the sun. A fucking nice, sloppy, schoolboy snog. He got on top of me and I felt his hard willy against mine and kissed him, probably for like 15 minutes without stopping. Put my hands down his pants and felt his arse, kissed his neck. Wew. Makes me shiver thinking about it even now
I went home that day and did the biggest fucking wank about it ever, sprayed cum up my wall. For the rest of year 10, probably like 5 weeks, I "forgot" my kit and sat out in the sun kissing my twink bf, sucking each others willies, cuddling, spooning.
Wew. That's my story then lads. Best summer of my life. Still look at his Facebook sometimes and miss him but hes too much of a normie for me now. :(
i always thought the fake castles and stuff were funny when i grew up near to Castles and centuries old churches. I wont bully them really. I do kind of want to go to that resteraunt that Americans have 'Medieval times' (?) with Jousting sounds like it could be pretty fun
Lads, I'm about to have sex with my gf. Im in the bathroom now getting ready.
Is it true that if you have a wank before you have sex, you'll last longer when having sex? I tend to cum after about 5 minutes during sex so I want to last longer
my walks to/from school consisted of this, kicking peoples feet as they lifted them, shoving them into bushes/bus lanes, yanking their bags by the handle and nicking art/tech folders every day for 5 years
total nightmare i didnt get any gender privileges
used to love barging someone in the road as a car came and yanking them back on the pavement just in time haha mental
>no estonian gf of russian heritage
>I honestly don't think I could ever live with myself if I ever voted labour
Never knew it was a thing everyone always used Benders or just said gay desu. when that guy used it i thought he just went around lifting shirts to expose peoples bellies or something
>labour and plaid cymru
DOES ANYBODY HAS SOME GARLIC :-) THESE ZIONIST BASTARDS ARE TO BE SCARED AWAY IN 1 SECOND hahahaha MOTHER, and I really mean, MOTHER, INBREED F*CKERS !! See you in HELL !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! . .. ... ..... ........ ............. ..................... .................................. ....................................................... ......................................................................................... THIS SOON we will gonna expose ya all, zionist bastard inbreeders. U are UNPURE Beings, LOWER beings than the REAL people WHO really build up this world we live in. :-p BYE BYE, please go and cry now. I will change your diaper hahahaha
Reminder that if you're one of the many posters who posts text or images ITT, you should remember that I don't read a single post. Greentext, questions, gimmicks, bait, lyrics, fedoras, anything; I do not look at a single one. All that time you spend thinking of what shit to type, typing it and editing it, filling out the CAPTCHA and sitting eagerly waiting for relevant (You)s relating to the content on the inside of the box are completely and utterly wasted on me because I do not, ever, read posts ITT.
I think i get it.
men's shirts are longer and usually go down to the bum . that's why we tuck them in.
girls shirts are shorter in order to be tighter. you can fuck a girl with her shirt on.
it's a weird detail to focus on though i suppose it makes more sense than calling them bent
Did you lads ever keck or get kecked in school. Happened a couple of times to me but one lad, my mate, got necked in front of pretty much the whole school.
He was standing around the running track watching the relay, and this lad snuck behind him and just yanked his shorts right down. He did it so hard he sort of fell on his knees, and he was in ball stranglers too.
Was so embarrassed for him, baka, everyone saw
>DOES ANYBODY HAS SOME GARLIC :-) THESE ZIONIST BASTARDS ARE TO BE SCARED AWAY IN 1 SECOND hahahaha MOTHER, and I really mean, MOTHER, INBREED F*CKERS !! See you in HELL !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! !!!!!! . .. ... ..... ........ ............. ..................... .................................. ....................................................... ......................................................................................... THIS SOON we will gonna expose ya all, zionist bastard inbreeders. U are UNPURE Beings, LOWER beings than the REAL people WHO really build up this world we live in. :-p BYE BYE, please go and cry now. I will change your diaper hahahaha
What did he mean by this?
going to start churning out some oc lads
anyone want variants of the speech bubble pic?
Just bought a set of strings for my leccy as acoustic is a bit boring now and I want to play some riffs
why does noone fingerpick leccy guitars even though the strings are lighter than acoustics
>All these JF's in the /brit/ thread on /int/
First time posting here, British expat studying in Germany for dat dere free tuition.
Has anyone else considered doing this and want to know if it's worth it?
its a bit degenerate, when i skipped pe i just gossiped with whoever else wasnt doing it, harassed the lads doing football or whtever and had a fag round the staff car park
dont buy this "people who didnt have kit were made to walk to the woods" thing at all
sounds like wankbait smut to me
fingering guitars is gay!!!! haha
The life and spirit is being sucked out of me. I used to work really hard at uni, but now am doing nothing. I used to play with my kids all the time, but now I am sticking them in front of the telly. I used to have a house that was in reasonable order, but now it looks like it has been picked up, turned upside down, and then put back again. I always do heroin to bring me down even though I don't like it.
Despite having done it a lot of times, I'm still always sick. I have 5 buckets of sick on top of my wardrobe upstairs. My toilet is blocked up but I haven't bothered to unblock it. I don't ever leave the house. I am turning into a disgusting skank. I hate myself. What am I doing? I don't want to need crack 24/7 like I need cigarettes. But I see myself becoming a full blown addict. My kids could be taken away from me! Why am I doing this? I hate myself. I'm disgusted with myself.
Please someone tell me how you're supposed to last 5+ days without wanking?
>Watching Milo Yiannopoulos and Sargon of Akkad drunkenly talk about designated shitting streets
>really want some toast
>no bread in
>tell my mum I need toast because there's limited time before I go to bed
>says she has to rest for work in the morning and she'll get me a loaf tomorrow
>wait for her to go to bed and empty all of my piss jugs in the middle of her bed
>Anon! What are you doing!??!
>GET MY FUCKING TOOOOOOAAAAASTTTT!!!!
>mfw she drives for almost 30 minutes in piss soaked clothing to get my Warburtons Toastie loaf from the 24hr ASDA
It's always nice finding ur granda's books from his communist days
>The mind is not a vessel to be filled, but a fire to be kindled.
Not surprised people on /brit/ like him desu
anglos are so nasty >>53193924
idk who's more repulsive, niggers or anglos
IM DYIN IN THIS COUNTRY ASS TOWN
Dirty old river, must you keep rolling, flowing into the night
People so smelly, make me feel dizzy, tuk-tuk lights shine so bright
But I don't, need a loo
As long as I shit on Waterpoo Sunset, I am in paradise
Every day I look at the line for the toilets
But chilly, chilly is evening time, Waterloo sunset's fine.
Sanjeep meets Nina, Waterpoo public toilets, every Friday night
But I am so lazy, don't want to wander, I poo on street at night
But I don't, need a loo
As long as I shit on Waterpoo Sunset, I am in paradise
Every day I look at the line for the toilets
But chilly, chilly is evening time, Waterpoo sunset's fine.
Millions of people swarming like flies 'round Waterpoo shitting street
But Sanjeep and Nina cross over the river where they feel safe and clean
And they don't, need no toilets
As long as they shit on Waterpoo Sunset, they are in paradise
Waterpoo sunset's fine.
Well it's nice here, my uni is cosy with 70% female and everyone loves you for being British despite me being a bit of a cunt. Although I live in the poor part of the city and increasingly alert of the threat of the refugees. Girls on my course ask me to walk them home after nights out kinda thing, but wont admit its fear of immigrants because it would be racist.
I should learn German desu, ich bin scheisse.
I'm doing masters here because you literally can't get anything other than a bank loan in the UK unless you're the best in the uni. I don't know about entry for a levels but certain they're accepted.
I got an average 2:1 because I cba making it a good 2:1 in my final year, never knew it would affect me getting into unis in Germany. It did and got rejected by Hamburg so went to Flensburg because they teach in English and its close to Denmark.
Getting settled here is pretty easy, all I pay is rent and food and going out is dirt cheap and often have people paying for me as that intriguing foreign guy. Germans are embaressed about their nationality because of muh Hitler so it's great to be foreign there, hence this mad obsession with fluchtlinges.
How many times a day do you poo lads?
2-3 for me.
Noice m8. Got one my self for spaniards.
on chrome browser:
and a big list should pop up, like image related
hope that makes sense
Nice. I want to complete my nerd gym badges with a msc/phd there.
On 67% on my degree and I did a year abroad in germany before, hopefully that'll count for something to get into a decent uni
very good as long as u go out in the """""bush""""" often and need to have a crack at the foliage, otherwise ur a bit weird
its a kukri you jebends
what gurkhas use
so its manual?
Once when I get up, then the gym seems to make me want to go again, so when I get home, and then again in the evening.
Where do you plan to go, and is it next year? Some unis expect you to apply by like march. Are you going to study in English or German?
I'm level A2 German mate, if you'd like to help me out I'd appreciate it, but don't wanna waste your time.
me too. fucking wageslavery.
Next year yep. I've got a couple on the shortlist, but not quite sure obviously yet. I'm applying to Goettingen some time this week in fact, but I doubt i'll get in there.
If you're A2 you could well be better than me then haha. I only took A1 I think in Germany. But i read and write a bit better because of duolingo and deutsch. Still shite overall though
Oh yeah and in English, obviously. Could never hack a german level course as i only started learning a year ago and that wasn't really much even then. For the sciences at least MSc+ is english a lot of the time so it seems alri though
There is fuck all going on. I literally live on a hill village and it's utter shite here. Have to drive 3 miles to the shops for instance,
not to mention internet speeds.
Only need to go down the road for beautiful views, though.
Nice one. Theres a converter from UK degree score to German marks. I think most places want under 2.5, the better ones under 2.0.
In terms of Germany, I've travelled quite well here so I could suggest where to go to here. Also what do you wanna study lad?
If you're not rich I'd say avoid the south.
Would actually really like to have a Brit friend I dont know to practice with as I wouldnt feel embaressed. I just mumble at people until they speak back in English in shops and that here if I have a question.
we need american style diners in this country
not our cafes that serve shit food
their posh burger joints have spread like a plague. why not their diners with fresh carafe coffee and waffles
where are you from lad?
What's a 2.0? Like 60 or 65%?
> I've travelled quite well here so I could suggest where to go to here.
Oh really? I didn't see that much while i was there. I was living in bremen and went to berlin and hamburg and a couple of other places but not too much.
>Also what do you wanna study lad?
It would be something related to biochem. What are you studying now?
>If you're not rich I'd say avoid the south.
You probably know better than me but i thought that was a bit of a meme. Some truth to it i expect though
>Would actually really like to have a Brit friend I dont know to practice with as I wouldnt feel embaressed.
When you said you were shit i thought 'Oh i'm probably better than this guy' but i'm getting the opposite impression now kek
if you like you could maybe drop your skype or something? or a throwaway if you have one
I think 2.0 is like over 65% or something, I'd have to look it up.
Yeah I was going to suggest Bremen and Hamburg.
I know nothing about biochem sorry, I study basically polsci.
South and big cities are much more expensive. I know a guy pay 700 euro in Hamburg whilst I pay 250 euro in a smaller city.
When it comes to looking for a place to live remember WG Gesucht if you don't know if. Some people may let you have skype interviews of the room to book it before you get there apparently. I went balls out and just booked a hostel and found one in a week.
I haven't used duolingo once since I got here and someone told me it was wrong lol. I have classes once a week here, terrible they are. I would like to add you but I'm a bit normie and all my emails and shit have my name in and wouldnt post it here.
I will add yours though?
>I went balls out and just booked a hostel and found one in a week.
Fuck I could not do that. I was really lucky with mine last year, last minute but ended up living with a nice old retired english teacher, and she was really sweet. She would even buy us things at easter and visit galleries with her (there were like 6 students living in her home at a time)
>South and big cities are much more expensive. I know a guy pay 700 euro in Hamburg whilst I pay 250 euro in a smaller city.
Weird. I think while some south parts may be more expensive, you can definitely avoid overpaying like that, even in Munich and such. Just there's more possibly to end up paying out the arse, i guess?
Never heard of it. Thanks family.
>I haven't used duolingo once since I got here and someone told me it was wrong lol.
Eh its not really. I'll make no bones about it, its not going to help you speak fluently or anything, and arguably some of the stuff it teaches you is not needed, but its solid for grinding vocab. To some extent grammar also. If you end up using it i'd reccomend just turning off the voice parts where you speak, its shit.
>I will add yours though?
I wouldn't post mine either 2bqh. I do have a skype i made specifically for /deutsch/ once though. I'll see if i can recover that