/brit/

cara a shit

cara a shit

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>Chancellor, Sith Lords are our specialty edition

looks like banter's back on the menu lads

it's trees onden

>not believing in allah
enjoy burning in eternal flames l m f a o

Billain, high king of DnB production edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j0atKZJQX4

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kpop desu lads

Billy No Mates

'Billy no mates' must be the most hurtful thing people say, even when they don't mean it.

My dad used to call me 'Billy no mates' EVERY DAY because I would always go to play football by myself.

I snapped one day
I then started running around the house screaching loudly and kicking the ball as hard at his plate collections as I could while yelling 'DADDY SMASHED PLATES'

He grabbed me and smacked the shit out of me
I was 23 at the time

I deserved it but it was his fault.

I actually unironically preferred it when spastics couldn't make threads every 300 posts.

Not sure why autismos have to race and feel they made the thread.

Pure autism

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Kyary

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>looks like banter's back on the menu lads

>>53193180
it's exactly the same thing as mimicking something someone's said just in a silly high pitch voice to make fun of them

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>>53193317
>>53193323

nobody tells me what to do not even the Queen

GIRLS DON'T LIKE BOYS

GIRLS LIKE CARS AND MONEY

>literally 2016
>drum and bass music

>>53193433
reported to her majestys secret service

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>>53193386
>DADDY SMASHED PLATES

Going down the shop tomorrow. Here's what I know I will be buying so far:

>bread
>eggs
>ground coffee

Might buy:
>tesco knockoff Special K
>some kind of savoury snacks
>pepsi max

Anything else we need?

TRAKIS OUT

>>53193426

god shes such a fucking minger

>>53193450
Yes

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*knocks you to ground*

*leers over you*

*drops a gobber down to your face but sucks it back in at the last moment*

Don't mess with me again pal

>>53193454
sack off the snacks and get some blueberries la

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>interpol went to shit after antics

>>53193445
not true at all
source: am a girl and like boys

>>53193480
i'm not your pal, pal

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>it's exactly the same thing as mimicking something someone's said just in a silly high pitch voice to make fun of them

>>53193450

it isn't cool any more.

therefore it is cool.

>>53193480
>pal

stroll on you yank twat

>>53193480
*messes with you again just so you'll hock phlegm in my face*

you're all a bunch of fucking twats

>>53193480
lmao i tried to do that when i was a kid but my gobber was too low already to suck back in so it literally fell all over the person below me's face

>>53193423
nah its more like going silent and staring angrily
its literally used by people that have nothing to say

mummy bought me reddit gold for christmas
AMA

>>53193493
Blueberries are unironically £2 for a small tub.

>falling for the "fruit is good for you" meme
Fruit is literally just sugar. Vegetables I will concede are healthy, but fruit is a meme.

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>sack off the snacks and get some blueberries la

>>53193390
t. janny

>>53193554
fuck you you cant call minorities that roll in clicks and struggle through life every day not knowing if were going to die or not its pathetic thinkin like that you cunt you dont understand and you and people like you never will and have you ever thought that rappers might make gangsta tracks because it sells and it helps them get out of crime you say its pathetic rappin street lyrics people could make £5,000 spittin bars or by sellin coke you need to make choices not judge guys, prick

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>>interpol went to shit after antics

my favourite part of fedoraposting is how they don't link to the post. nice little touch.

>>53193519
it's really not

every other pop song has some unnecessary d and b nowadays

>>53193579
>clicks

>>53193582
inb4 greentexting

Internet went to shit after fedora posting

>>53193613
fuck you, you little white boy racist batty man ive had a look at your channel i know your one of them internet/xbox wannabe gangstas actin hard but i know your probably about 12 or 13 so shut the fuck up you fuckin suburban xbox nerd

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>my favourite part of fedoraposting is how they don't link to the post. nice little touch.

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>>53193582
>my favourite part of fedoraposting is how they don't link to the post. nice little touch.

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OOF

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>Internet went to shit after fedora posting

How can I get a gf lads.

Not joking. I have been cripplingly shy since I was 13 but over the past 3-4 years through hard work and luck I've gone from the definition of an /r9k/ poster to a normie.

Expect when it comes to women. I'm 22 now and I've never had a gf and I have no idea how to get one.

>>53193457
ive decided to take this as a personal insult

consider yourself filtered

I'm charging my phone so if you need to contact me PM me on facebook. Thanks!

I want a boyfriend who will make out to Chris Brown and SoMo songs.

>>53193575
bit cheaper if you go to an actual greengrocers

and yeah fruit (juice especially) is horrendously sugary but if you eat the pith/skin etc it's not too bad health-wise

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>Internet went to shit after fedora posting

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WAHEEEEEEY

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Reminder that if you're one of the many posters who posts links ITT, you should remember that I don't open a single one of them. Youtube, BBC, Vice, DailyMail, vocaroo, strawpoll, anything; I do not click a single one. All that time you spend highlighting the link, copying and pasting it, filling out the CAPTCHA and sitting eagerly waiting for relevant (You)s relating to the content on the other side of the link are completely and utterly wasted on me because I do not, ever, open links ITT.

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How to tell you've won the argument 101:

>he greentexts your last post with a fedora picture

>>53193719
>make out
FOY

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>>53193674
me under skirt

>>53193747
HE SLIPPED ON HIS ARSE
HE SLIPPED ON HIS AAAAARSE
EDWARD MILIBAND
HE SLIPPED ON HIS ARSE

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>How to tell you've won the argument 101:

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>How to tell you've won the argument 101:
>
>>he greentexts your last post with a fedora picture

I've been a daily cannabis user for over 4-5 years and consider myself completely addicted to it, it's become an important psychological crutch for me and unfortunately I don't think I can ever live without it.

Just bought a fake fanny and arse, a combined one with both holes

Can't wait to fuck them

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me on the left

>fruit isnt healthy
>vitamins are a myth
>if it aint protein it aint goin-een
requesting a fedora to accompany this post

>>53193700
be nice to shy girls

robots tend to forget this, but plenty of girls spill spaghetti too. You know what it's like so don't be a cunt and you'll be fine

>>53193808
Pussy

>>53193809
good lad no one should be a wanker

I can say anything and some spas will waste his life repeating it witha fedora image

>>53193719
im glad i wasnt over there when you were posting that would have been most irritating

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>I've been a daily cannabis user for over 4-5 years and consider myself completely addicted to it, it's become an important psychological crutch for me and unfortunately I don't think I can ever live without it.

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>I've been a daily cannabis user for over 4-5 years and consider myself completely addicted to it, it's become an important psychological crutch for me and unfortunately I don't think I can ever live without it.

>>53193808

if you stopped you'd only feel tired and irritable. not hard to give it up you weak minded faggot.

I just love teasing my boyfriend and then refuse to keep going until he begs me to. It really turns me on when I can see it in his face how bad he wants me.

Too good looking to be a virgin desu lads

How do you meet girls when you're finished with uni and you have no game at nightclubs?

>>53193863
his sargon

>>53193822
except youre not spanish youre from banbury

>>53193863
Sargon is a pretty cool fella.

Handsome too.

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>>fruit isnt healthy
>>vitamins are a myth
>>if it aint protein it aint goin-een
>requesting a fedora to accompany this post

>>53193840
Vitamin pill + diet with the necessary amount of fibre = no need for fruit.

But hey, enjoy your sugary treats all you like m80. Just remember that when you're putting away those grapes, you're no better off health-wise than the fat fuck eating his chocolate bars.

>>53193843
Yeah that's the problem girls that would like someone like me are probably shy too so I'm not sure how to meet them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb9OdVxqIaA

lmao

didn't know ameriburgers had an apprentice desu

>>53193880
That stupid "I'm in control" thing slags do is so fucking cringey. She actually thinks she's in control of the situation. As if I couldn't just start raping her if I wanted to. It's only society and law and order keeping me from doing so.

Reading a drugs-forum thread where a 23 year old male says his weight dropped to 43kg during a kratom addiction

>>53193946
just be patient

the girl I lost my v to was a social mess

the US is pretty underrated 2bh

>>53193880
>Too good looking to be a virgin
No you're not, post pic

I actually have a very hard time believing there is anyone that is kissless past the age of 18 here

I struggle to believe that most of you are virgins but I guess thats more realistic than a lot of you being fucking kissless

Is it a meme or have you guys really not kissed a girl in 18+ years of living?

>>53193961
why's his shirt say campbell when it's clearly wilf zaha

>>53193838
what?

>>53193987
>kratom

don't even know what that is

Ignore the fact that this is greentext. I'm not quoting anyone, I'm euphoric and I just love piping hot penises in my mouth, remember that this isn't a quote; this is me (the poster of this current post) talking to you directly.

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>Reading a drugs-forum thread where a 23 year old male says his weight dropped to 43kg during a kratom addiction

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>New Years again. You don't get invited anywhere, you're alone at home, and no one text you happy new year. Do you know how much it hurts? To be no one's first choice. To always have them pick someone else over you. They all have someone they would rather be with than you, and you can't do a thing.

the neckbearded fedora is an interesting character of mockery

to reddit, it's in response to someone who is a militant or arrogant atheist who is outright disrespectful to those who don't share their disbelief in god

to tumblr, it's in response to "nice guys", the men who complain of the friendzone, to men who feel like they're owed a woman because of how much of a gentleman they are but are just as hypocritical and disrespectful as the men they claim to hate

to 4chan, a fedora can be anyone, but mostly those who consider themselves superior to others, flaunts their pretentious and obnoxious tastes, and seems like too much of a try-hard.

this is a hat that has been viciously slandered by every corner of the net

did it deserve it?

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WEW

>>53193961
typical violent nigger

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>That stupid "I'm in control" thing slags do is so fucking cringey. She actually thinks she's in control of the situation. As if I couldn't just start raping her if I wanted to. It's only society and law and order keeping me from doing so.

>>53193996
u kobnhavn or fujn or a jutlad?

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>>53193880
if you were good looking youd know

>>53193939
>i take pills so i dont have to eat fruit
waiter, 1 fedora please

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>>53193964
>That stupid "I'm in control" thing CIA agents do is so fucking cringey. He actually thinks he's in control of the situation. As if I couldn't just start crashing this plane if I wanted to. It's only the flight plan keeping me from doing so.

How tall/how much do you weigh lads?
6'5 226 lbs here

>>53194008
that's fraizer cambpell m8

>>53194000
Just fuck off

>>53194062
TIMES NEW ROMAN

>>53193964

wew lad

>>53193998

No i'm scared. But still my question is the same

>>53194111
oh yeah, forgot he existed

>>53194101
6'5" 175lbs lmao

>>53194062
why cant girls be as horny as gay guys

>>53193991
Thanks, it's just annoying missing out on learning crucial stuff when I was a teenager due to my autism.

>>53194066
kobnhavn as of next week

Met a 45 year old twink on okcupid who said he wants to power fuck me. Meeting him in an hour. Any advice?

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>>53194136

what beer is 15%? sounds too good to be true

and it's super lager not strong beer arsepiece

>>53194062
FONT

>>53194167
i was 180 for quite a while haha, ballooned up to 270 when I started taking antipsychotics like a year ago

>>53194062
God, I wish I was gay sometimes.

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>Met a 45 year old twink on okcupid who said he wants to power fuck me. Meeting him in an hour. Any advice?

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>>53194205
>45 year old twink

>>53193582
i hide and filter all fedora posts

>>53193838
this guy is such a normie irl
it's infuriating

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>>53194220

>>53194222
FOAM

>>53194231
Yeah I weighed about 260 in the begining of 2015

>>53194219
post blooters

these are zzzz

>>53194204
sweet one, it seems like a pretty rated city. what brings you there (won't doxx)

>>53194055
Cheer up, Mexico

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O O F
O
F

>>53194176
>>53194240
i once set tinder to lads and swiped right to a few

unironically had a really lengthy conversation with one lad, it was really quite nice, not even flirtatious just chill talking about stuff

honestly i imagine a gay relationship could be bro as fuck if you've got good chemistry

i unmatched him in the morning and set tinder back to girls only though. it was an interesting experiment but it's not for me.

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>i hide and filter all fedora posts

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Who here had the shittest NYE? I think it could be me 2bh.

I drank alone, listened to sad music and got so hungover I couldn't get out of bed until 11.30pm on New Years day.

>>53194303
How'd you lose it?

gf just asked why i haven't proposed yet

shagged an obese slag recently and she had the stinkiest fucking pussy i've ever smelled. made me feel so sick.

>>53194333
only relevant part of the country
only place with significant amount of foreigners
also i'm going to do a masters there

>>53194375
>this is what normie twats consider bad

>>53194376
Stopped eating as much, started moving more

yes it's really that easy

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>unironically had a really lengthy conversation with one lad, it was really quite nice, not even flirtatious just chill talking about stuff

>>53194367

>yfw he was doing the same thing
>yfw you missed out on a bro for life

>>53194359
this film was drastically bad and thats saying something because most people are not as forgiving as i am when it comes to movies

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>>53194323

>Go to gym
>Realise that the guy working out next to me is a lad from my football team who I don't really speak to
>Try not to make eye contact
>Oh god one of us is going to have to say hello here
>Maybe I should just say hello
>Maybe the reason I'm lonely and friendless is because I never say hello first
>Maybe my life would be better if I stopped overthinking everything
>Make eye contact
>"Hello mate! You alright?"
>Looks confused, clear he has no idea who I am
>Smiles awkwardly, then turns away and continues with his workout without replying
>Walk away to a different part of the gym

Fuck's sake lads, this is what happens when I try to be a normie. Played 10-15 matches with this lad, and he still doesn't know who I am. Just going to accept a friendless year and move somewhere new in September 2bh.

>>53194375
i drank with my family, played a spot of drunken 80s trivial pursuit with my family, watched the fireworks on bbc 1 with my family, sobered up by 3am and spent the rest of the night having a wonderful time with my friends both real and on here
i slept through new years day and missed the big fuckoff roast but my loving family easily forgave me

>>53194395
ahh okies, are you /britabroad/? or do you really like foreigners or something

also, what area you doing a masters in?

>>53194432
What was yours like then?

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>>53194470

>>53194101
6'4", 168

>>53194485
no i'm dane i just need the diversity to stay sane

doing finance 2bh

>>53194482
>this is what happens when I try to be a normie
>goes to gym
>in a club
>talks to people
you're already a normie

>>53194483
Sounds lovely 2bh

>>53194521
agreed

>>53194375
quite a decent enough adaptation so far; very condensed but thats to be expected

>Would you like some milk with that?

http://i.4cdn.org/sci/1452107441742.jpg

>>53194521

I want to engage in sexual congress

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>>53194521
CORRRR

>>53194573
fuck your fucking gimmick you slice of shit

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>>53194101
6'4, built like a brick shithouse

>>53194482
In situations like that I usually stare at them until they look back them give them the smile and upwards nod.
Still though, the guy seemed like a twat.

should i:

>message several tinder matches with a hope of maybe getting one to talk for several hours

or

>play ck2

>>53194483

>friends both real and on here
>friends on here

lol

(you) ratio has been absolutely disgusting the last few days lads
what did i do to deserve this

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>Would you like some milk with that?

>>53194482
to be fair he was probably just as embarrassed

>>53194590
The funny thing is, it's not a gimmick for me. I literally do it because it is more convenient in every conceivable way. Since I don't have 4chanX, I can't post via URL. But since I have hover-to-view enabled, I can post the image this way without saving it and reuploading it.

Also you anger always amuses me.

>>53194521
10 seconds, lower left back.

She has diabetes and a permanent insulin pump sticking out of her back.

Disgusting

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>>53194597
>upwards nod
>upwards

good god

>>53194622
barely been posting this last week desu

dunno why but threads seem a bit shit

>>53194375
I went to bed at 9[m because I had work early on new years day

>>53194537
good poem, good course. know what bit youll be living in? i have a m8 who lives in vestamager

>>53194649

yeh but no one else uses your stupid way so its pointless.

>>53194622
felt the wrath of janny
he's gone and shadowbanned you

>>53194673
yanks n politics nonces are everywhere
been a slow start to 2016 desu

want to have a wank but my right hand is too cold

shit

>>53194592
*decks you*

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>>53194276
great patter

>>53194612

I don't know what ck2 is

>>53194693
Literally everyone who doesn't use 4chanX (read: anyone without autism) has hover-to-view enabled.

>>53194716
that's going to hurt in the morning

>>53194719
weak cunt

>be nice to disabled lad
>he's now obsessed with me and thinks we're friends

FUCKKKK SAKESSSSS

>>53194707
probably
whenever i come on at like 4am all i find is those bloody seppos ruining everything

>>53194482
a normal person would have said "alright i'm dave from the footie hahah bants m8"

>>53194719
are you the lad who likes jeremih?

>>53194276
probably how he was conceived

>>53194688
it'll be one of the bridge neighborhoods or somewhere in amager

rent market is completely fucked so might have to buy 2bh

vestamager is good, it's good a lot of modern new flats

>>53194716

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPiCqAyBJy4

>>53194649
you can post by url without 4chanx

>>53194787
He shagged his mum and is his own father?

>>53194769
if you rule by chaos you reap what you sow

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>tfw never will truly understand the mind of Tolkien

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>>53194529
Ron Swanson bringing the pain

>>53194769
Literally me haha

>>53194375
Same as mine mate

>>53194769
fool
you should have crushed him
the weak must make way for the strong

https://twitter.com/jamiejay67/status/680751282525728768

>>53194769
this happened to me with an gay autistic black kid when I was 18, he would follow me around singing michael jackson songs and talking about the X-Factor and how he was going to an audition for it

I had to tell him to fuck off unfortunately, if he hadn't been so clingy it would've been fine

>>53194540
To be fair I did used to be a normie, and I was looking to get back into it this year but I've just found it very difficult. Football clubs should be the easiest places in the world to make friends, it doesn't matter if you're a complete shitcunt, your teammates will normally be cool with you. I do all these normie things but still spend each and every night alone on 4chan, so I think I'm a long way off being normie.

>>53194597
Funnily enough the guy was Italian, the continental influence in our team. I'm hoping that he was just confused because arr engrish rook same.

>>53194769

>can't help staring at disabled guy on the train
>he notices

>>53194649
>Since I don't have 4chanX, I can't post via URL
you can you spacker, just put it in the filename box

>>53194753
they literally don't though.
the evidence being that literally everyone apart from you attaches images to their post.

(1) Your testosterone blood serum level
(2) Can you handle this arse?

http://i.4cdn.org/sci/1452103742062.jpg

Bin that knife lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM4wQohmnDE

>>53194777
yeah past midnight the thread quality just plummets and its just autistic yanks for miles until about 10am next day
i reckon the jewish masterminds behind /cum/ had a collective new years resolution to infest /brit/ for the rest of 2016

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>>53194811
>t. Jordan Tucker

>>53194769

Yeah never do that man.

You're gonna have to let him down very gently

>>53194612
>talking to a female
>for literal hours in text form alone

jesus christ why on god's blue earth is this ever necessary

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>>53194833
haha

classic chimpout
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO-8Tz5QGFw

>>53194375
Me:
>>53194055

>>53194855
has /sci/ence gone too far?

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>>53194811

Oot for lunch with all Ma family in half an hour n am still foaming at the mouth rattling oot Ma tatties

>>53194866
hello fedora

so normie brits mostly go to clubs every weekend?

club scene is a lot less common where I live in the US as its mostly just bars

>installing an extension which makes 4chan 100 times better at no expense in 3 clicks is for autists

>>53194845
Because of the way Finder works on OSX, you can't (easily) pull images from your browser cache like you can on windows (or Linux but obviously I don't use linux because I don't have autism).

>hurr it's your fault for using a shitty mac
Again, I have absolutely no problem with posting direct 4chan links and will continue to do so forever.

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Is he, dare I say it, "The Greatest of All Time"?

>>53194790
holy turds, english and not memeing but buying a house is a myth, str8 up.

>>53194781
I did contemplate that but once it was obvious he didn't know who I was I decided it would make me look a bit needy to spell out to him who I was, so I just pretended I wasn't that interested in talking to him anyway.

>>53194811
alri jord

>>53194934
Jog on Jamie

>>53194942
UK and US clubs are a bit different

>>53194943
is 4chanX really chrome only? fuck sake

https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198057750939

>you always tough me to know your enemies you must get inside there skin become your enemies but if your enemies feels emotion then it is there weakness emotion leads to mistakes

>>53194959

>OSX

so that explains your completely retarded method.
should have guessed really.
bent twat.

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>I don't use Linux because I don't have autism

>>53194969
yes.

>>53195000
is there club mostly just like a dance bar with a dj?

>>53194970
1 bed is around £150,000-200,000 here and you only need to put down 5%.

it's really common for younger people to have their parents buy a flat that they can rent because it's literally impossible to find a rental on the market

>>53194942

US clubs are ****shit****-tier

please note the emphasis on the 'shit'.

>>53194943
>swapping my anonymity on 4chan for some small timesavers is worth it

>>53195009
>Groups
>[FURRY]
>Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transexual Gamers
>Gay Furry Pride~
>/brit/

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waheyyyyyyyyyy just got this on another website

>>53194969
>best of all time
>not David Beckham

going to play on halo 4 and if you have a problem with that then you can fuck the heck off

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>if you rule by chaos you reap what you sow

>getting hair cut by ~20 year old
>my hand is resting on my knee
>her leg brushes against it

Frav TV show - Wentworth
Game of thrones
The walking dead
The good wife

If you think you deserve to be added, just message me and let me know
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Be friendly
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Or just be and asshole
Contact Info:
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>OSX

>>53195080
bantre

>>53195046
kind of

less bottle service, less guestlists

>>53195001
no you mong

>>53194969
Yes.

https://vine.co/v/ihbLmOizVIQ

someone needs to send women a memo that their fannies are not good to look at

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>>53195010
>t. apprentice machine operator (unpaid)

>>53195070
I remember someone found all his gay chaturbate streams

>>53194915
>messenger 1
normie

>>53195070


>Relationship Status: Single

Get in there lads

>>53195000

I've always wondered about this

Can any yank or someone whos been there describe what an american club is like?

Do they go out looking for a slag with the lads? Is there loud unbearable music preventing you from hearing anyone and normies everywhere?

>>53195057
All clubs are fucking shit you try hard normie. What is so good about british clubs? Sick fuckin electronic music mate? Or the hot girls that every club has?

How about the loads of pakis and chavs?

>>53195001
no
t. firefox user
https://ccd0.github.io/4chan-x/
greasemonkey is just a script handling plugin, install that and then follow the link to insatll 4chan
easy peasy

>>53195069
erm yes
anonymity is a JOKE unless you are a criminal

>>53195120
So you won't walk into a UK club and see Skepta with 100 bottles?

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>I use PC

>>53195159
have you never been somewhere like Libertine or Movida or Cirque le Soir in London?

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>hi, i'm from denmark

prefer thom yorke's solo stuff to radiohead tbf

>>53195170
nice got it lad

>>53195120
ok yeah we have loads of those here i guess then. we just call them bars still, but yeah those are way better than the bottle service ones

>>53195168
a social freak like you wouldn't understand so its literally pointless for me to attempt an explanation.

stay in your compound you fucking turbo-loser

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>>53195168
slags

>>53195093
>qt presses her tits on me while cutting my hair
>asks if I want my hair washed and she takes like 15 minutes so she can keep running her fingers through it

>>53195213

No mate, not that part of the country

>>53195180
there's a few places in London like that, see
>>53195213

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198057750939/groups/

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>why yes I can actually afford an Apple computer I just choose to use the Dell that my mum bought as the family computer in 2008 no really I promise

why did russell howard posting die?

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Joy division was shite and they have one good song 'love will tear us apart' but it would be nuffink without the bass riff

New gimmick: fedora yourself as a preventative measure

Im at my university library right now and its empty because most plebs arent in classes and they only come here to do class work
There is a MAJOR qt a the circulation desk
Somebody rec me a good book to check out to impress and strike up a conversation with the QT working at the desk.
Be quick pls

just completed no fap wednesday lads

well almost, had a cheeky one about 10 minutes ago but the day's basically over anyway

>>53195159
Yes but we don't call them clubs. We just say were going to a different bar where theres a dj

then its a bunch of drunken buff lads that hit on all the girls wearing tiny outfits

>>53195213
No one goes to these types of clubs at college ages 18-25. We go to the exact same type of british clubs they go to, we just call them bars.

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>prefer thom yorke's solo stuff to radiohead tbf

>>53195276
>that twat overreacting
straight up pussio

>>53195271
>this underage massive bender is here right now
fuck off you bender

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Just went out side and asked the first cute girl I found if she'd like be my gf.

She called me a creep and told me to get away from her.

yeeeeeh straight from the top of ma dome

Just took an exceptionally grumpy dumpy lads.

>>53195289
UKIP died, and a fire can't survive without fuel

>>53195257
>>53195093
>tfw gotten my hair cut by barbers for the past year or so since women were fucking shite at it

>>53195293
wow lad just plain wrong

>>53195346
then how do matches work you daft twat

>>53195323

no, what you're describing are boring lad-clubs.

>>53195337
I don't think he is
someone messaged him before

>>53195293
>New gimmick: fedora yourself as a preventative measure
thats not new 2bh

>>53195331
>implying you weren't like that when you were 12

>>53195340
good lad

>>53195323
not sure your 'bars' are the same as our clubs though
imagine US bars to be pretty much like a decent pub in the city centre

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qR478nFNhs

>>53195323
Mein Kampf

>>53195384
good
too many benders here as it is

>>53195323

Sweet, I imagine them to be much smaller than British nightclubs t b h, and with quieter sections, not sure why.

>>53195382
they're made of wood you bulb

One thing I wonder about is the big group of lads going out a stereotype that is mostly true?

We definitely have that here, but I feel like its mostly mixed gender groups going out to a bar or clubs together after drinking together at someones apartment. Its more rare to see just 8 guys roll around town slag hunting, not to say it doesn't happen.

>>53195397
i meant the guy that threw first, he overreacts

doing a end my own life

>>53195404
hahaha
got a PPI call a few weeks ago and started spitting the bars from this
she put the phone down
this literally happened btw

watching a lycanthrope

does anyone actually do anything in the /brit/ steam group?

>>53195340
she's just playing hard to get keep following her to her house and trow rocks at her window

>>53195428
meant for
>>53195313

>>53195403
>>53195383
Yeah actually you're right, they are a little less clubby and a little more pubby.

Usually its the bottom floor is just a bar wiht some loud music.

Then upstairs is a dj and everyone is dancing and you can't hear a thing.

You don't just walk right into the madness at the door

>>53195457
bye

>>53195445
By throwing the bat or by hamming it up when he gets his near his groin? Either way it's hardly a surprise. Virtually everything any 12 year old says or does is for attention.

>>53195276
nostalgiad pretty hard for lunch bants desu