/desi/ /देसी/ /دیسی/ /ދެސި/ /দেশি/ /

>>53193089
fuck i forot to add desi to the fucking title or whatevr

>>53193089

JUST DEAD MY SHIT UP SENPAI

Man I hate how the mudslimes use "Khan" in the subcontinent, fucking turks appropriating Mongolian culture.

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>>53193563
>Muslims in Indonesia and Malaysia have no issue with using Sanskrit names
>Muslims in India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, use Persian and Turkic names but never Sanskrit names

>>53193321
>tfw trying desperately to gather the momentum to keep this as a self-sustaining thing
>tfw at one point it looked fruitful
>tfw now its dying again

>>53193089
>used to post in /desi/
>exchanged good historical lessons, music and matters of everyday life
>come to /desi/ again
>thread is full of "LOOK AT ME CAPSING ABOUT POO OR "JUST FUCK" or images of poor India
This used to be, and we can say this with certainty, a good general

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg8uoepX4OI

>>53193715

i think its because of the timezone difference + already low number of native desis + the betaness of native desis.

>>53193825
isn't 4chan banned by a lot of Indian ISPs? that probably doesn't help

>>53193745
its never the desi posters themselves, its the shitposting westerners so why do you get deterred by it, hide and report the bastards and talk to us.
>>53193825
>betaness of native desis.
engaging with a hurr durr meme spouting retard's hardly macho.

>>53193745
It still is.

Only false-flagging pakistanis and UAE and the occasional random foreigner comes in to shitpost.

The diaspora and natives are generally willing to discuss history, culture and matters of every day life.
>>53193906
yeah apparently,
also a lot of the regular diaspora posters seem to lead rich fulfilling lives, so they don't feel the need to post here too often unfortunately.

>>53193940
>>53194037
How's unemployment in India (you can be very broad, don't have to mention states, but if you know, that's great)? What are some sought after jobs?

>>53194148
no idea.

Listening to Men at Work Discography atm. Got work in 3 hours.

What about you fags?

>>53194181
And what do you think of Afghanistan?

>>53194344
cooking dinner just come home from gym

>>53194148
drastic see its not so much that people don't have jobs its about they aren't getting the right pay for their potential or not even doing the jobs they'd like to.

there are certain classes of unskilled workers that mostly just rely on day to day wages as manual labourers at construction sites, In the north they've since the british colonial times had a what we call in Hindi "Mandi" where these guys just hang around until someone promises to pay them minimum wage for a day's manual labour and takes them away to the construction site.

there's a thousand other classes and cases but i gave you the lowest common denominator.

>>53194408
some pretty cool history and cultural stuff, but today it seems really ruined by religious stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esQsAeB-3-g

^ i like afghan music like tis

>>53194516

>tfw you will never exterminate Soviets from Afghanistan with the Mujahiddin in the 80s

>>53194571
>tfw you won't exterminate the mudslimes with your morskaya pekhota bros and later burn the subhumans's corpses wrapped in pig fat.

>>53194427
So why do we not see drastic Indian migration towards Europe? I thought you have a bigger middle (with it, I don't specifically mean middle, more "financially mobile") class?

Sorry for making a sharp turn on the topic. What is the easiest of Desi languages?

>>53194660
>tfw you won't throw hindus out of your land
oh wait, we already did that
nvm

>>53194723
nice flag

>>53194037
i mostly post in /cum/ desu


>regular diaspora posters seem to lead rich fulfilling live
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
hahahaaha
oh ;__;

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>>53194752
thanks

>>53194516
The same. Amazing variety, amazing looking scenery (from the photos, granted). Would be, along with Tajikistan and India one of my top destinations in Asia to visit. Plus their history of gloriously giving the finger to their neighbours at certain times. Imagine what it could be if its resources were dug and spent for the Afghan population...they have a rich soil and can develop good industry, but being a sectarian hellhole that sold its ass to China...

>>53194872
is that your guys' independence flag?

I thought it was that other one?
>>53194723
Weren't hindus and muslims peaceful to each other until the muslims durka-ed up and drove them out?

>>53194714
>So why do we not see drastic Indian migration towards Europe?
variety of reasons mostly the fact that our gov.s since independent have been socialists who've indoctrinated the people into a collective that used to look down on the west and their cultural values.
look for the movie "purab or paschim" it was soviet tier , "the west is decadent" school of thought.
the rich ones just like today obv weren't subject to this.

The middle class has only recently been expanding the inception coincides with 1991 financial reforms and collapse of the soviet union.
we didn't know what cheese(as in western preserved processed variety, not farmer's cottage cheese) was until the early 2000s
>What is the easiest of Desi languages?
Hindi is easy enough and you basically cover a lot of ground with it except for the south where english does just fine but still Tamil is easier among the draavid prakrit languages.

>>53193089

>I once posted in Desi, under a UK flag (white) as I knew a bit of Hindi, no one ever replied to my threads

>>53194935
yeah it is a deeply interesting place, just a shame what has become of it.
>>53194827
all the namefags don't seem to turn up anymore

POO IN THE LOO

(white guy running away)

>>53195379
yeah my dad said that when him and his family who were living in Uganda, used to visit India in the 60s and 70s, they looked down on how undeveloped/unaware of modernity even middle class people were even compared to the african middle class.

>>53194872
>>53195296
They are squatting on Hindu soil, but at least they're not S*nni...

>>53195381
ab theek hai gore bhai :)

>>53195296
>Weren't hindus and muslims peaceful to each other until the muslims durka-ed up and drove them out?
Yes but before that there were state elections in Kashmir, in which the leader of kashmiri freedom movement was participating. India rigged those elections causing a massive spike in militancy and hence ultimately durka durka happened
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jammu_and_Kashmir_Legislative_Assembly_election,_1987

>>53195381
not you're fault desi doesn't have enough posters in the first place

>>53195497
>They are squatting on Hindu soil, but at least they're not S*nni...
We are sunni, and this is our soil
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kashmiri_Muslims

>>53195525
Well I'm all for democracy, but I imagine if Kashmir actually did declare independence, you'd automatically join pakistan and I can see why India isn't too fond of that.

I do think that 'Kashmir' and 'Jammu and Ladakh' should have their administration split though, not sure what you think of that.

>>53195617
>Jammu
Jammu is scum, Ladakh is bro-tier

>>53193089
Have a (you)

>>53195725
yeah but I doubt Ladakhis have a strong interest in aligning themselves more towards Pakistan through independence or something.
>>53195752
I don't even get a (you) if you respond to OP

@53195824
Tough luck

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>>53195880

>>53195584
Aren't you majority Shia?
Jesus Christ...

>>53195379
You don't say? And how is it today? Does this mean India is working on self-sufficiency as well?

>>53195525
What are your thoughts on Hinduism?

>>53196049
>You don't say?
if it's so obvious why are you asking me in the first place.

>Does this mean India is working on self-sufficiency as well?
yeah Modi's administration's foremost initiatives been self reliance.
shitloads of blanket projects have been christened e.g make in india , skill india , digital india....

>>53196227
Don't care much desu

>>53196329
DESIGNATED SHOOTING SCHOOLS

why are Sunni muslims so batshit

>>53196405
i think its something in their religion, but i'm not sure.

is the irc active? i might join tomorrow if it is (don't have time today)

>>53196444
i dont think anyone is using atm, we should commit to using it, its funner than the thread usually.

>>53196251
>if it's so obvious why are you asking me in the first place
"You don't say?" is an expression of curious interest. I'm not responsible for any other interpretations

>>53196671
>I'm not responsible for any other interpretations
nah its usually sarcastic in english

>>53196332
And on Islam? Are you an atheist? If you could press a button that would make the people of Kashmir atheistic, would you?

>>53196842
>And on Islam? Are you an atheist? If you could press a button that would make the people of Kashmir atheistic, would you?
Kashmiri muslim here
What no, athiesm encourages leftism. last thing I need here is kashmiri leftists saying revoke article 370 cuz muh borders n sheeit.
I will take Hindus over Atheists

>>53196974
why do you always post him, stop triggering me.

t.butthurt brahmin

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>>53196974

post qt desi chicks lads.

Also why are they so stuck up?

>parents looking for grills for me to marry (fell for the arranged marriage meme)
>They are all syck up bitches with high expentations
>mfw told parents to find some desi chicks who live in Canada or US.

>>53196443
lol ok thanks
>>53197091
>t.butthurt brahmin
explain this meme

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>>53197091
tips fedora

>thinking i gave a fly fuck if you're a brahmin or not

>>53197149
>parents looking for grills for me to marry
lmao really? i'm glad my parents don't do that bullshit

>>53197149
dunno pham i don't deal with desi girls, they annoy me too much.

>>53197208
>that pic
>mfw I was the first one who used that in /desi/

>>53197256
Yeah same thank fuck my family isnt conservative like Andhra families lmao.
My parents were arranged and they dont want me to deal with the shit they had to deal with

>>53197263
nice, where did you pick it up.

i found a few desi themed pepes on KC

>>53197175
You see he's fugging a brahmin actress of certain rare lineage and i don't like the Kohali(cobbler caste) cricketer(this is even worse than his ancestors being cobblers).
>>53197208
I am memeing too ya fuck, I know its none of my business what fucking celebrities do with their degenerate lives.

>>53196967
What will Kashmir gain if it gets its independence? (Except removal of Indian forces from Kashmir). How will it make quality of life of kashmiris better? Do you believe Kashmir can develop faster if it gets independence?

>>53197324
my parents are the same. their marriage was arranged so they're happy to let me marry who i want

namefagging because why not

>>53197335
Picked it up on this forum poking fun at self-righteous hindus, some white supremacist thread
>>53197350
>fugging a brahmin actress
literally what?
Or do you mean Kohli is fucking a Brahmin

>>53197350

>Padukone

literally means Who Farted?

>rare lineage

epic simply epic

>>53197256

meh, I am kinda going along with it for now

>>53197425
Are you the Bangladeshi muslim from NY?

>>53197350
>You see he's fugging a brahmin actress of certain rare lineage and i don't like the Kohali(cobbler caste) cricketer(this is even worse than his ancestors being cobblers).
WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

>>53197534
nope. i'm from Seattle

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>>53197391
It's 3 fucking am in the morning do you want me type an essay on this subject now ?

>>53197582
Oh you're the Bengali Hindu chick from Seattle. I'm like the younger male version of you (and I'm living in Seattle too)

>>53197534
>>53197582
also west bengal not bangladesh

>>53197478
the girl he's fucking is an actress and she's a brahmin of a very rare gotra.
>>53197526
he's fucking anushka sharma, she's a rare gotra of saraswat brahmins.
>>53197567
FUCKING NOTHING FOR RACE MIXERS LIKE YOU.

>>53197635
yep. in the city or eastside?

>>53197627
you should sleep :3

>>53197627
I dunno man you should have like saved answers to these in Google drive or something. These are basically FAQs.

>>53197706

>Grill

PLEASE BE IN LONDON
L
O
N
D
O
N

>>53197706
>yep. in the city or eastside?
Smack dab in the middle of the city

BENGALIS ARE MASTER RACE

>>53197680

She gave up her "rare" caste when she became an actress. It was always too late.

>>53197836
TRRUUUUUUUUUUUU (not B*ngladeshis tho)

>>53197712
>Goto India
>People ask questions
>Why are kashmiris so white
>Have you seen firing
>you live on a mountain??
I am tired of these questions

>>53197760
teehee silly boy

>>53197772
wew. i'm eastside for now but hoping to move soon-ish

>>53197836
WHOOOOOOO

>>53197680
>muh caste
>muh gotras
pathetic
judge people by their actions and achievemnts not by their birth

>>53197924
ah fuck my name

>>53197924
>wew. i'm eastside for now but hoping to move soon-ish
wtf happens in the eastside. is it ghetto

>>53197627
yes 2bh

>>53197915
>goto India
But kashmir is in India, family ;)

>>53198004
>ghetto
lmao no. it's the middle and upper middle class suburbs. i'm just living with my parents until i get apartment shit sorted out

>>53197915
>>53198071
:)

>>53198085
>i'm just living with my parents
LOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEEEEER

I'm def not gonna move in with my parents when i finish postgrad, shit will suck

>>53198144
IT DOES SUCK

i'm hoping to move in with my boyfriend if he gets a job up here, otherwise i'm living with either a friend or on my own

>>53198071
I am talking about places like Delhi where you need an oxygen mask to breathe

>>53198183
Is he your bf from college? How the fuck do college relationships even last that long, at least for undergrad.
I'm definitely not gonna stay with my current gf more than a couple years.

>>53198144

>mfw living with parents for now but gonna buy a house as soon as I get married. Already saved up quite a bit.

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>mfw lived in a different country for home for last 3 years

back now though

>>53198286
we met in my senior year so it's only been a year

and it's kind of hard to meet people outside of college so a lot of people end up staying with the person they dated as upperclassmen

>>53198318
>mfw friend of mine lived with parents for two years after graduation and now has enough money saved up to buy a house

it's a decent plan if you get along with your parents enough to live with them

>>53198535

Yeah its a pretty good plan. I also plan to buy a big house so extra money is worth taking the L.

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>Tfw north americans can afford houses
>tfw going to have to live in a shitty flatshare until i'm 30 years old and able to rent my own flat

that london life right there

>>53198839

>Aamir Khan was in Sharpe

wew lad

Atleast you guys get awesome cars that we don't get in NA, right?

>tfw no Audi RS6 or RS3 in NA

>>53199301
i ride a bicycle

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>>53201065

yeah we definitely live in excess here. Pic related is view from my house.

>>53201271

The little hatchback isn't ours btw. Some idiot parked in front of the house.

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>>53201271
meh material goods don't make me happy/content 2bh.

>>53201526

*tips tilak*

>>53193563
coming from a curry nigger that worships cows

KEK

>>53202798

t. Abdullah Al-Salamalaikum Khan

>>53202798
>marrying your 9 year old cousin

ok khan calm down

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>tfw i will never learn sanskrit

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how do you deal with those reddit memes bros?

>>53205223
by not caring

>>53205223
in /desi/ threads - ignore

in terms of the actual meme irl, its a tragic symptom of poverty and apathy

>>53205302
>>53205402
which places in India are nice to visit? besides of Taj Mahal

>>53205476
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amer_Fort
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jantar_Mantar
this state Rajasthan's the safest but still relatively modern compared all the while with a great cultural heritage that's not undermined by the westernisation/development.

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>>53196371

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>>53194417
>even the gujjew has started hitting the gym
I need to get my shit sorted fast.

>>53194408
Afghanistan seems like a beautiful country and the afghans living here are bro tier. Shame about all the durkas though.

>>53195381
Are you the one interested in Vespas? Went to Karol Bagh a few days back and saw some old scooters and motorcycles in pretty good condition. Pic related.

>>53197935
>judge people by their actions and achievemnts not by their birth
Found the shudra

>>53198248
>going to delhi
Do you like a slow death by asphyxiation?

>>53205142
>tfw learned Sanskrit for 3 years in school
The only thing I remember is "pathti, patath, patanthi"

>>53205476
>besides Taj Mahal
Taj Mahal is overated imo

>>53196329
Hello Reddit!

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>tfw Bengali master race

>>53209521
> any non-white
> master-race

kek

KEK

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>>53209803
>Asstralia

>>53209857
> flag literally looks like kermits asshole

>>53210028

Tfw I have to potty train my desi wife's kids.

>>53210165
are you white

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"North Indians are white" shows up when you search "North Indian".

>>53195617
There's only a "Kashmir crisis" because of an uprising in Poonch which formed an Azad Kashmir govt and declared allegiance to Pakistan. The ruler of Kashmir got butthurt and expelled thousands of secessionists who fled to Pakistan and then we all know what happens next.

>>53197878

Delet this

I'm trying to learn Portuguese lads. 200 million people speak it. Just as useful as Bengali t. bh

>>53210418

I am an Australian expat who fell for the cuckold meme.

Once again, I am an Australian originally

>>53197878

Pls delet this

I'm trying to learn Portuguese lads. 200 million people speak it, so it's got to be as useful as my so-so Bengali, right?

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>That Bengali feel

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>>53210714
>unironically marrying a shitskin
the only reason shitskins marry other shitskins in india is because you don't have to worry about looks or fitness or true love. just get an engineering degree and stable income and you'll automatically receive a subservient wife who you can sax without any hassle.

Sri Lankan Tamil master race.

>>53210864
>masterrace
>allowed themselves to get cucked by sinhalese for several decades

>>53210905
I am 202cm get @ me

Bow down to me manlets

>>53210705

>not learning esperento

Shit 2bh famuel

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Mixed mustard race reportan

Lads should i do an arrange marriage or do the love marriage meme

>>53210993

But I like the sound of Portuguese. It's got a bigger vocal range than Spanish and feels a lot more natural familia

>>53210777

Yes, I am uironically an Australian Cuckold.

She is from a small village in Bihar(??). She says its the best state in India im terma of growth etc.

>>53211026
With what m8

Cousin is half flip, he has actual autism

>>53211032

Where you are senpai? I am in Alberta.

>tfw no Canadian desi bro

You got steam senpai?

>>53210714
Me too m8, I'm dating a pooinloo now

What cuckold meme are you talking about

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>>53211049
>bihar
you're definitely memeing now. bihar is the shittiest state in all of india.

>>53211112

What???

>tfw keep falling for shitty memes
JDIMSA (just die in my sleep already)

She is sister of a work colleague. He set me up and everything with her.

>>53211063
Pashtun.
Both my parents are half Pashtun

>>53211172
Your brother in law is a literal cuck

>>53211094
I'm in mississauga ontario

>tfw dad said he can arrange it with desi grils in the UK
>tfw i can get citizenship out of this

Idk what to do fAm

>>53211188
AFG fag?

>>53211097

Cuckold meme is raising someone else's children.

Apparently she accidently conceived a child with a random villager on a bus. But past is past I guess, as long as I have a woman in my life.

>>53211238
>AFG fag?
No my dad's technically Punjabi rajput.

>>53211238

Dude do it if the grill is cute enough. But definitely keep it in North America or Europe. Desi chicks are stuck up cunts.

Do you already know what she looks like? Do you have a gf?

>>53211032
ask for pics of her first

>>53211319
Dating a*rab girl rn but not really anything serious

I'll be finishing my undergrad next year, dont know if i should do my grad. Parents keep asking me about it breh

Like even if she really cute it seems weird af

>>53211334
But if shes too hot she's prob a slag :(

>>53211476

Same here, I am the canuck from beginning of the thread. I am 25 and making good money and they keep looking at desi chicks in India. I told them to look at Canadian chicks.

>>53211572
What do you do for a living

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This thread sucks

>>53211725

Muh Alberta oilfield

>>53211833

Fuck off little india

>>53211955
Have you been affected by what's going on rn in the oil industry or are comfy?

>>53212046

No, I still have my job. Also I don't act like honkeys here and buy useless shit. I have decent amount in savings. Bought a new vehicle in November and house when I get married.

>>53212098
Did you have to do any post secondary to land your job?

>>53212120

No famuel , post secondary is a meme in my opinion

>>53212156
Damn so back then you could just show up and land a job?

>>53212207

Pretty much. I started in 2012 and they love me here. Theres also a desi fob working here and everyone makes fun of him.

poo

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>>53212259
Man fuck Ontario I'm jelly as fuck

>>53212299

Ay senpai you got a steam account?