I want to learn Arabic, idc which dialect it is.
Anybody wanna talk? I'm a chill dood
If you treat them as dialects you'll be disappointed.
"Dialects" are completely independent languages with different vocab, grammar and syntax. They're called dialects for political reasons mostly.
Classical Arabic will help you out but essentially you'll be learning two diffenet languages (think Polish and Russian).
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Slavs, is in fact, Wends and Slavs, or as I've recently taken to calling it, masterrace and slavshits. Slavs are not an ethnic group unto itself, but merely a linguistic group made useful by based Wends, a vital group thanks to which Europe exists.
Many /int/ users mistake Wends for Slavs every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the Wendish group is often called "Slavs", and many of /int/olerants are not aware that it is basically the Wends, a Central European masterrace.
There really are Slavs, but Wends are no part of it. Wends are different, much more civilized and stuff. This is essential for you to realize. Slavs often include Wends, but basically it's Slavs with Wends added. All the so called "Western Slavs" are really Wends
I gave up on it after reaching intermediate level.
Arabic is truly a language you have to grow up into in a specific region, speaking the dialect. Textbook Arabic is so different from what commoners actually speak
Reading and writing though can be done, for reading menus, signs etc.
Does any Arab here know the word for "cute" in both the sense of "that's a cute girl" as well as "that kitten was so cute"?
Do you speak Hebrew? I have a question.
Laa a3rif maa (yakuun) shubaboobi, wa-laakan aẓunn an ya3nii "dayyuuth".