/brit/

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crayon pop

going the shop lads x

pakis in

>GET IN BEFORE THE YANKS MAKE ONE
>a fucking miscoloured ireland flag

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Corbyn

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anime

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Put a fucking BANG on it

>>53190340
yw f.a.m

Literally wanked non stop since about half five when I got in

is this bad? first wank in a week

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kpop desu lads

>>53190423
Rorke

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tfw this sissy fuqboi has a bigger penis than you do

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rate my lucky bag haul

>>53190480
HIGH

QUALITY

SLAGS

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Kyary

>>53190440
better than a yank teebeehache

>>53190480
very very good slag pic
want to smack those botties

hey /brit/

he's right you know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYIdgmQ7RyA

>>53190490
r a r e c o r n w a l l

>>53190480
literally the perfect arse on the right

>>53190318
I've worked there for about three weeks lad.

I've only jjust graduated uni and never had a proper job so people just assume that to get that position I've worked somewhere in a role for years or sometihng.

I have no idea how I got it

>>53190349
ahhh good one, but I have a gf and they ask

>>53190364
Nice. Not bad actually. I'll use this one

>>53190554
I heard you the first time!!!

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>>53190357
rate me and my two fuckbuddies, lads. Me in the middle

>>53190534
4chan finally did something right

>>53190499
>Paddies call Wotsits "Chikadees"

I'm glad you had the blight.

>>53190551
le classic "right is even close" meme711

>>53190583
chickatees are not wotsits

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#LONDON

>>53190587
what

>>53190453
cute post

japanican.com?

more like

japanicant.com!

>>53190499
>fruit shoot in a lucky bag

you lads buying an oculus then?
what graphics card do i need to upgrade to for it? cant be doing with reading blog posts about it

>>53190534
>appealing to nationalist nostalgia

I'm fuming

>>53190616
711 was the captcha

but whenever anybody posts this picture, everyone mentions the right girl, ignoring the fact she is literally congo-tier compared to left

Would prefer if int was a NSFW board

>>53190539
funny post but cornwalls is half the size

>>53190490
why chinkzz have brown winkie

>>53190583
cant you read the chicken flavour

>>53190499
haha good post

>>53190608
C H E B S
high tier slag posting
keep it up lad

You are given the following choices for your next door neighbor. Which would be your first and last coices and why?

>Ghetto tier gangsta nigger
>Fundamentalist Muslim
>Fundamentalist orthodox Jew
>In your face fundamentalist Christian (westboro tier)
>White trash pikey traveller scum
>Romanian Gypos

Let's hear it then.

>>53190499
>Kidz

Fuck off yank.

>>53190666
why would you buy it

its new hardware with very little to make use of (apart from that space game tbf) and its got a massive price on it

min spec is 970 i think

just wait lad

>>53190701
Ghetto tier gangsta nigger
only have to go next door to purchase my drugs

>>53190701
in your face fundamentalist christian
cuz at least hes white

>>53190701
jew

>>53190701
>Fundamentalist orthodox Jew
as they seem to be alright at the moment so why would they change

>>53190701
>White trash pikey traveller scum

they're generally pleasant and will move any scrap for you for free

>>53190701
>trash
fuck off yank

>>53190701
>First
>Ghetto tier gangsta nigger

>Last
>Fundamentalist Muslim

>>53190701
Probably the Christian since I can believably pretend to be a Christian and have them leave me alone.

>>53190701
the member of the chosen race

Doctors orders.
Go fuck yourself.

Having some "crisps" right now ladsters. Haha, "crisps".

>>53190701
jew because they keep to themselves and drive up house prices

>>53190609
What the fuck? He doesn't even look intimidating. You could literally just gang rush him. WTF, police?

>>53190701
White trash pikey traveller scum>Fundamentalist orthodox Jew>In your face fundamentalist Christian>Ghetto tier gangsta nigger>Fundamentalist Muslim>Romanian Gypos

>>53190817
take two of these in the mornin overdose and kill yourself

>>53190779
without you even having to ask :)

willy just fell into sershlads bum pmsl
(on accident)

I'm having a jacket spud with Parmigiano Reggiano on top. Posh cunts and Italians suck my cock.

>>53190701
ghetto tier gangster 100%.
worst: fundy muslim or romanian gypsy

what the fuck does semi double even mean

is it a generous saying of half of 2 (ie 1)

>>53190854
fuck off paki

>>53190877
FONT

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Why is Putin so based, bros?

>>53190877
>on accident
why do people say this its by accident

>>53190701
westboro christian cos it would be fun to wind him up

>>53190927
>bros
fuck off yank

i could care less about /brit/ tbqh lads

>>53190940
typed it on accident mate

>>53190982
you are an illiterate peon

>>53190849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXHorIrLFIc

they tasered him in the end

>>53190903
i unironically would rather have Anjem Choudary as my next door neighbour than a fucking gypsy

if you've actually spent enough time with romanian scum you'd feel the same way

>>53190727
>its got a massive price on it
relative m8 400 odd is nothing
>just wait lad
been waiting since what, 2012?

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>>53190462

>>53190666
I was going to get an Oculus until Facebook took over. Now it is going to be raped with advertisements and invasive abuse of personal information while constantly prompting me to link my Steam account with my Facebook page and to share every game I'm playing.


The fact that they completely gutted the dev team when they bought it and banned anything not considered family friendly, that's right, they scrapped the strip club game, tells us it is going to be completely shit.

I'll probably go with a competitor when they all get released. PS never buy anything first gen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGnNlQ-KNv4

remember this?

take a hit of this reefay
hit the pipe of that dmt
it's all the way to kettering
where i'm checkin in to the BnB

>>53191057
how do you not have jamaica senpai? they post on /sp/ all the time

>>53191060
>they scrapped the strip club game
as far as i know its still open enough for people to put whatever they want on it
am i wrong?

>>53190701
Days juden

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>I was going to get an Oculus until Facebook took over. Now it is going to be raped with advertisements and invasive abuse of personal information while constantly prompting me to link my Steam account with my Facebook page and to share every game I'm playing.
>The fact that they completely gutted the dev team when they bought it and banned anything not considered family friendly, that's right, they scrapped the strip club game, tells us it is going to be completely shit.
>I'll probably go with a competitor when they all get released. PS never buy anything first gen.

>>53191025
paki

>>53191097
probably because when i see it i assume i have it

only recently got saudi arabia

>>53190666
Do not buy first gen tech when it's something that could be as big as when the first iPhone dropped
If its a hit the second gen will have all the bs fixed
Just wait

>>53191152
if i didn't have chromeme os i'd show you my bigboy collection

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NqX6ixFtkS

just threw a monkey down on the roully lads

>>53191066
good tune

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>you lads buying an oculus then?
Pre-facebook: absolutely.
Post-facebook: not on your life my hindu friend.

Fucked up big today lads

Went into the work toilets and stayed in there for about 25 minutes taking the worst, smelliest shit I've ever done

Heard somebody come in and then heard the tap go so thought they'd left.

Opened the door and he was there having a shave, the guy who sits near me in the office.

He just said 'morning mate' as we pretended we both couldn't smell that shit I did

Kill me

>>53191152
gay response so here's my proper one:

i went without poland for a very very long time because i thought i had it, and now i do. I enjoy flag collecting, i now a lot more flags than i did b4 i started

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>>53191134
t. Andrei

GASSED ON THE RIDDIM I'M HYPER
RIDING THE RIDDIM ON POINT LIKE SNIPER
SHARP BARS THAT YOU CAN'T DODGE LIKE VIPER

>>53190844
I think Americans emit a pheromone that makes them repellent to humans.

>>53191261
my ethics code is that i can only save a flag if it is in an active thread
no flaghunters
being linking flags is fair game though

>>53191312
ebin

go back to shitskinistan

>>53191316
eskiposting

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Dad passed this van onto me as he is too old to really use it anymore

Just recently quit my job so I think i'm going to drive around the countryside and visit national parks while sleeping in my van.

Excited about the next year for the first time in my life. Saved up some money for it. Hopefully I don't go soft and quit 2 weeks in.

looks sorta like this van

>>53190701
best to worst:

funademntalist christian
fundamentalist jew
fundamentalist muslime
ghetto nigger
romanian gypsy
pikey

>>53191350
literally unironically fucked a british girl at a hostel in thailand

my repellent must've worn off in the heat

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>>53191396
Read this lad. It will inspire you

I'm mega jelly. Fucking make the memories man.

Just marathoned One Punch Man in one sitting. Really good anime, what else was good this season?

>>53191396
this is the only thing where im actually jelly of yanks, the lack of government fucks about you living in your van and just cotching

>>53191417
paki

>>53191192
nice voice, cuck

>>53191396
>£1200 a week in London

>>53191417
paki

>>53191260
who the fuck shaves at work?

>>53191364
I BRING TWO OUT TAKE YOUR WHOLE CREW OUT
YOU AINT GOT A CLUE OUT HERE YOU'RE JUST NEW OUT
I GOT THE BRAND NEW NIKE SHOE OUT
OI WHERE'S WILEY GONE? HE JUST FLEW OUT

>>53191396
What van is it lad

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>literally unironically fucked a british girl at a hostel in thailand

>>53191445
>>53191471
why would a paki put christian and jew befor mulsim?

fucking idiots

>>53191396
Sounds pretty fun desu, I wish the UK was big and diverse enough to make a road trip worthwhile

>>53191509
>putting the paki neightbour anywhere but last
fuck off paki, stop trying to fit in

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Who /toblerone/ here?

Still eating the first of three giant ones I got for christmas

>daily politics is back
>PMQ's today
very /comfy/ right now lads

Any of you lads fancy going Interrailing with me in the Summer? :))

Accidentally trained myself to vomit when I'm anxious. Fuck sake.

>>53191396
Very good lad

*wanks into your bum*

fundamentalist muslim
>small chance of being a terrorist
>will probably get angry if you have a party

pikey
>will almost certainly rob you
>will literally throw shit into your garden
>loads of noise
>if you complain they will kill you

Walk up to your house, knock on your door and blow your ass off, Drop it off drop it off bitch I got a sawed off

>>53191516
You can go to Europe and do it

>>53191501
ITS A MUST TO ELEVATE N TAKE THAT SHOT
IF I SCORE THEN IM GONNA BE AT THE TOP SPOT
MY FLOW, TOP NOTCH
MY LYRICS, TOP NOTCH

>>53191571
I would, but I'm too autistic to leave the house plus you're not a big fan of muslims

>tfw you live in birmingham and have to deal with pakis on a daily basis
>doesn't really bother me, same as everyone else mostly
>then there's some nonce from a tiny village in the middle of nowhere
>seen a non-white literally once when he went to the big city
>spends his time shitposting on /brit/ about how much he hates pakis

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>>53191558

>>53191571
>Willingly traveling to the New Caliphate

>>53191645
this, endlessly this

>>53191622
Don't mind Muslims desu, just memeing.

>>53191630
It's not actually your van though is it, cunt?

https://www.google.co.uk/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZivlS9yrgDXrCU8zY1hJ8J1ciyLyeR6VyVDryuFOHqGqXLowbS_12u9ynfdKtrMlq3YH4UTp1TIL-lDIGI24v0LiBtIvY7zx39SwcSis92CEaTHy-FPJuB99O405MZgqB7mS-EBAf7SRd6a0flkwT6ZeX10jiXAD2uWftz92QEEOsGPbNqhJuuk_1rzW1fnGrSdUO7mxMKEe1KYGrvhPxia3boQ4gMSfGf9m1m7lkcm96kD0Ye9lEXOs_19Hw9smGxB5ntj7tcQPB9X0z_13wUeAugMYxPFISkCa6M-N3EGcSEa9nLgblH7f_1JO_1HvUQFjaq3ZRKv80x8tsP0BWVva3-Og-8OPOT18Hj7IUlZ1ljlfJWgkRHFg-mn4KOtE0w9h3wSm6QvsBTleqSrLTvLvIOJaLRj0TZqNysJWkd5TA7b-RMU-tVYLSkmf1nr7QsttMPim3rDQ8md0LelsyNS7Vf3e-QL9o6nuiuTlUFZ10BHQ9MAf8OTxqWMJgtLqmaXNyerBYAzTMV0NA0ilyeGfvvubuLCe_1r4q71xiAPwbFJd0ZQpicM5kPT8D4aaAADHS1REolkGTymprIGAR03eV5QL_1HfX4X3KJIaPaYOQHPtF-RepvM9eEAB5y_1IOVE4xXkiC5HtIoSXJ2SwoVffMNbEfe8lqaDL0GNDBksJOsXZW9-Wv_1CjRrB5qtKG3fubDtSCpkqv7jDuFwsAIqcPkxH3qvMgmIZaUZ094PFdx-tziJJBDsqgOFItj162WK9vjyqBXtYO_1hZZYgbklK-YJjcL_1rv3NX8Mi7dQVKI-fr5xGI_1T-wbl86dzELce-BYGyDxWXYK5kM209vx5F3tloJcbvzW5QgeECXWnFn3_1AIN0GdWXbp7iPUCh0xJQn4WNRSk2X-TtgHHLoh5OoUYiacwA1gZydOdlqM5YQHV0-sZnUg-UsdBM094j2RhHdRuKLAqc0Ll6MO-hryywYt-7cgw-uyKaBS4Xv2HUookL2zcC8Ee6TrptxpVxXIWsNTQ9xUTzG0rGAqszWbH4z02ycurzJ9dZPliunA4tFrIqoaBXOw6mxKZ13nxxWB_1HZSkHz_1dr_1bVFEg0X5xncrTlj3wSU0KIhkq_1aUwRvMkM9TF2cRy7-eX1u_1WZO7P4uIvB0VHpRygcsHjA3ehzoAWcNV5Z8BDds4eonudXG-uaeGv5iWJceyE6hImYRcM3kV1LWlyNx6YkjMyGrkHQyMn3IBV9b8Y-BbT4ypitWdNj4SISbfz8CAlaAiX4mz9LKnpoDZkUqCyb8GRUP8_1dBearNe3hy4Gi8CHckaL9e8tr2-kO23VpoRt4MyLuWygA1UVsqQJ-HrGz-UDMdJMY4lDqziRQD5jP4uXJM8ab9Idnwilf8k4yffAzkf29k-Id4riR7MN9kBhIUez8T6G0MD9I6_1hUqHJ-DcvosQA6kqiP4tt2RM3lkryjhtY72RYVRsmjyhgBukwJFLAglkyJ3mTROQybLwaZAE50vUA

>>53191645
t. Rasheed Al Bongistan Bin Friipalestine

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>Speaks in the third person
>Dangerously bipolar, has two personalities, can go from extremely grateful and appreciative to violent and screeching within moments
>Pities himself, hates himself
>Stalks people
>Pathetic, commits disgusting acts in public and private
>Smells rotten
>Obsessed with something he considers precious

lads, why is Ribena so weird?

>>53191594
>>53191645
>literal pakilovers
plenty of them in pakistan for you to enjoy
why don't you go there instead?

Did I install the wrong script?
Cant see the r a r e c o r n w a l l and a load of other flags rn

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>>53191692

>>53191692
tl:dr

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I gotta go cause I got me a drop top

And if I hit the switch, I can make the assssss DROP

>>53191645
Rasheed Abū al-Qāsim Muḥammad ibn ʿAbd Allāh ibn ʿAbd al-Muṭṭalib ibn Hāshim

>>53191692
Thanks for the virus asshole

>>53191645
>home town is student town for a mid tier uni
>used to be 99% white a few years ago just a token paki family
>uni expands
>darkies everywhere now with their veils and soulless eyes
its disgusting and i hate them, going to move asap

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>other people use 4chan, /brit/, imageboards and the internet in general for a bit of light recreation and amusement to fill time when gaps in their otherwise busy, normal, fulfilling lives crop up
>tfw your whole life is imageboards and the internet
>literally spend 12 hours every day browsing mindlessly, non-stop with nothing else going on in your life

>>53191708
>look at me guys im le ironic shitposting xDDDD

>>53191723
awful gimmick kys

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>Rasheed Abū al-Qāsim Muḥammad ibn ʿAbd Allāh ibn ʿAbd al-Muṭṭalib ibn Hāshim

>>53191116
Everything is going to be sold through their own appshop and everything will be approved to go along with the "family friendly" direction Facebook introduced. So no sex, violence, gore or swearing.

Fuck them.


And naturally the piece of shit coding on 4chan thinks my post is spam. Well done moot, well done.

Right, I just had a link to the story but I filled in the captcha ten times, editing the weblink every time and it still doesn't let me post. Fuck you 4chan.

>>53191708
i'm the other 'pakilover' but if you don't think >>53191594 is true then you're literally the nonce from the middle of nowhere that i just mentioned

>>53191692
mate i never once said that was mine now did i? I said im getting one that looks like this

then i just posted a pic of an entirely different van that looked pretty nice

>>53191743
Sounds like heaven mate.

>>53191754
>>53191762
fuck off to pakistan with your beloved subhumans

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>fuck off to pakistan with your beloved subhumans

>>53191761
what do i put into google and whats the site? ill find your link bruv

pakis>pikeys>gypsies

of course these are the three most scum groups at the very bottom of society, but gypsies are the very worst.

don't understand how anyone can disagree.

>>53191838
paki

>>53191434
Then I hope you fucking bagged up sunshine. It makes sense that the awful creature known as the British slag would shag the equally awful American animal.

>>53191838
pikeys are a family upbringing away from being nice irish catholics
pakis are ALWAYS going to be smelly cunts

>>53191692
What the fuck are you doing you Plonker!?

>>53191838
>don't understand how anyone can disagree.
they live in the countryside and have absolute 0 experience of any of them so revert back to lel fuck the paki terrorists

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>>53191759
Rorke McDonald O'Brien Smith Johnson

>>53190357
>tfw you beat a mate 3-0 on fifa

Haha, he was pissed haha

>>53191879
lmao didnt bag up desu

>>53191891
.t rasheed asim mohammed islam

>>53191602
Yeah but then you'd be surrounded by Europeans.

>feel the police breathing down my neck
>delete incriminating shit off my laptop
>CC cleaner and a few overwrites
>make online backup and hard backup
>later delete the online backup out of paranoia
>police don't find shit on the laptop
>lose the hard backup

I'm going to have to do the polices job by recovering the incriminating files from my laptop

Wish me luck

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>tfw got a final written warning at work for a job I started 3 weeks ago

Its not fair, lads. I was told to tuck my shirt in because it is unprofessional and as I joke I mentioned how the women are allowed to walk around with untucked shirts, so I grabbed my team leaders shirt and tucked it into her trousers.

Got accused of sexual harassment.
Going to be NEET again soon, barely even lasted a month.

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cheeky bit of ASMR

>>53191908
>pissed not in the sense of drunk
FUCK OFF YANK

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>Rorke McDonald O'Brien Smith Johnson

Hello My Overlords And Greetings To Fellow Dominions

The people saying pakis are worse than pikeys are actual pakis themselves

They recognise that you are probably anti-paki but they are trying to get you to argue the case for pakis being not that bad, thus increasing your overall opinion of mulsims

You guys are all so fucking autistic it makes me wonder about your upbringing. Do you know if your parents we're autist abnormies when they were your age?

>>53191838
Hmm dunno

Pikeys are terrible

Pakis might spit in your kebab but pikeys will rob your car

Poles are bad as well

>>53191838
pakis>pikeys>chavs>gypsies

>>53191932
ribena

Watching Scott Pilgrim lads hahahahah

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Literal paki supporters in this thread with me now

>>53191982
>pikeys>chavs
fucking idiot

chavs are like pikeys but 10x more toned down

>>53191645

Lived amongst pakis since primary school

Send the buggers back, every last one of them

I'M A BIG MAN BUT I'M NOT 30
YOUR GIRL LOOKS LIKE SHE JUST COME OUT OF NURSERY

>>53191958
>Do you know if your parents we're autist abnormies when they were your age?
My mum and dad were both turbo normies, unfortunately.

>>53191958
my dad is clearly autistic but spent his childhood doing nothing but playing sports and i dont think you can be an abnormie and be in the school football team

>>53191982
paki

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>>53191940
Rasheed Abu Yahya ibn Abd al-Haqq Abu Zakariya Yahya al-Wattasi Abd al-Rahman ibn Mu'awiya ibn Hisham ibn Abd al-Malik ibn Marwan Ya'qūb ibn al-Layth al-Saffār

Very important poll lads

http://strawpoll.me/6467660
http://strawpoll.me/6467660
http://strawpoll.me/6467660

>>53191822
I just googled "Oculus Facebook family friendly". There are pages of people calling them out and their damage control.

uk.businessinsider
Was the one I clicked on.

>>53192021
I'm a "paki" mate, watch how you run your mouth

>>53192021
@ ME
pakis>northern irish ''''''''''''''''''''people'''''''''''''

There is no simply no good reason for pakistanis to live in our country

If we want cheap labour we can get it from countries that aren't full of rapist peadophiles and terrorists

hmmmmmmmmmm

might pay for a MILF escort lads

>>53192066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt3aEMxn7Ms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt3aEMxn7Ms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt3aEMxn7Ms

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>>53192087
>>53192088
FOCKIN KNOCK YA OWT

>>53191891
http://pastebin.com/ELDj4EiG
fuck off pakiloving scum

>>53192087
>paki being aggressive

no surprise

How can people enjoy tea? It tastes like nothing.

>>53191909
Then nigga you got the clap, at best.

>>53192084
>Of course, this only applies to apps available through Oculus’ official app store. There will likely be unofficial app stores where users will be able to download whatever they want. But the rules for the official Oculus app store are important, since that’s how most mainstream consumers may experience virtual reality.
dont see an issue

>>53192102
>countries that aren't full of rapist peadophiles and terrorists
better stay away from those brits ay

Just went on /a/ by mistake, it's an entire board dedicated to talking about gay cartoons wtf?

>>53192102
How about the white christian country of Poland?

What's that Nigel? You hate Poles and want to see more """"""commonwealth"""" pakis and indians? Oh, ok then nvm.

>>53192071
I used to get ASMR but since I started watching the videos like 4 years ago I don't get it anymore.

>>53192136
I just think of ur mums vag when I drink it

>>53192124
>thinking a skinny dweeb who brags about how tough he is on 4chan of all places could knock me out
You couldn't knock out a toddler never mind me
>>53192127
Wallahi watch your back

Can we talk about something other than race, lads? :)

Who's watching the match? :)

>>53192200
what match would that be?

got a whole box of them in my draw

>>53192136
you dont enjoy a tea you do a tea
its warm, small amount of caffeine, takes you away from satting around for 5 minutes
honestly you need to get the fuck out of this country if you didnt grow up in a family drinking dozens of cuppas a day

>>53192136
youre drinking shit tea or not making it properly

>>53192126
don't follow his link lads
it's full of racist propaganda

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>randomly checking up on some old schoolmates on FB
>remember some cool german guy who was at my school for a year
>mfw he now has this youtube channel
>350k subs

https://www.youtube.com/user/ThKurono

black gf had a black baby so she knew I must've cheated on her so i just admitted i did right when i saw the color of the baby

>>53192209
hehe :P

>>53192136
yeh its pretty shit innit

like a fag break but without the human interaction

Pakis out

>>53192183
iktf tbħ, take a t-break and it comes back ;)

>>53192222
fucking hell haven't had a cup of tea all day

>>53192200
spoiler: barkley scores and it finishes 1-0

>>53192242
>cool german guy

That's a paki mate

>>53192136
Rasheed Abū Bakr ‘Abdallāh bin Abī Quḥāfah aṣ-Ṣiddīq Ṣalāḥ ad-Dīn Yūsuf ibn Ayyūb

>>53192216
So it's everything that a coffee is, except it tastes of nothing while a coffee tastes fantastic + perks you up.

Tea is literally a meme drink.

also haven't wanked in about a week it feels

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>>53192199
Have posted pictures of myself numerous times 2 b h

>>53192300
We muslims love tea though, so shut up

/brit/ is populated entirely of poles, pakis, romanians, pikeys and chavs

the only white britons here are literal homosexuals

>>53192300
enjoy this meme

got my own little spin i can add to it too but im not oging to say what is teehee

>>53192277
Took a 6 month long break, didn't come back. I just watch them still because I really like watching people eat.

my future wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DThjfHagnHk

>>53192277
>tbħ
>affecting the visibility and legibility of the letters

Absolutely disgusting t͜bh

>>53192357
I have to say that I'm none of those

>>53192342
>me in the middle of the dancefloor looking upwards
bit gay
gonna come to northern ireland and batter you lmao

>>53192357
Oh fuck off

>>53192318
would you make the same argument about wine and whiskey?
it would be equally as autistic

Germany will cease to be a nation within 10 years
German people will cease to exist within 15 years

>>53192400
my new favourite slag picture

Cant seem to get any (You)s here.

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i must be loyle to my capo

>>53192438
Rorke

>>53192400
my hands on the left
>>53192438
>german people still exist now

>>53192405
I don't claim to be a tough nut but lets just say, if we tried to bum eachother you'd end up with cum in bum

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I always wonder if these ultra feminists who are holier than thou ever get bored of playing the part and just think 'I'll give it a rest, just today'

>>53192438
Rorkesheed

>>53192431
>bringing up wine and whiskey in a discussion about tea and coffee type drinks

You OK m8? Let the grown ups talk.

>>53192369
fav channels? mine:
>ephemeral rift
>massageasmr
>heatherfeather
all boring but i need that production quality desu, phonecian sailor is also good

>>53192390
i'm genuinely sorry it's just my alt gr+h so it's easy to type

7AM - 11AM: Early morning /brit/. Slow moving, but good quality posting. Mostly normies on their way to work, but they're not teenagers or students so the posting isn't high on gimmickry. Somewhat reminiscent of a metropolitan cafe in the early morning, with working men sharing their plans for the day.

11AM - 3PM: Prime time daytime /brit/, full of sophisticated banter and tasteful slags. Discussions include politics, philosophy, music, art, religion, and disecting the normie lifestyle with rapier wit and insight. JFs minimal, but are generally respectful and good contributors.

3PM - 6PM: Normies gradually return, yanks start to wake up, thread quality undergoes a slow but definite decline. Some of the shitter gimmicks start to make their appearance.

6PM - 2AM: The normies, students and teenagers have returned and are gagging to post their gimmicks. Thread becomes unintelligable, full of gfs, social drug taking, 'going out' and university. JFs and tripfags run wild, taking (You)s at will.

2AM - 5AM: Bizarro JF-/brit/, more Aussies and Yanks than Brits. Aussies do their best to keep the banter going but they soon get closed down by the fatties and their shit gimmicks. Some /brit/ NEETs stay on until the very end but it's very hard to get any good britposting going. Posting is a lot slower than other times of the day.

5AM - 7AM: Unexplored territory, have never experienced this slot first hand but I know that the threads often die during this period.

just realised rorke is the /brit/ equivalent of calling someone racist in real life

>>53192469
is that a threat

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>>53192454
I must be boyle to my capo

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>You OK m8? Let the grown ups talk.

>>53192504
>6PM - 2AM: The normies, students and teenagers have returned and are gagging to post their gimmicks. Thread becomes unintelligable, full of gfs, social drug taking, 'going out' and university. JFs and tripfags run wild, taking (You)s at will.

haha very stoned and menna b revising lmao to this

>>53192504
5AM - 7AM is the chillest comfiest /brit/

>>53192502
Ephemeral Rift

That's it.

>>53192504
3am /brit/ is best /brit/

except on monday because for some reason it was awful then

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>>53192561
It's just yanks and ozzies at that time belting out maximum shitpost before they go to bed

is janny fucking dead or what

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OUT

>>53192464
>>53192485
What does this mean?

Yes I have believed during LSD trips that I found god...but loose him also...in different perspectives so to speak..but I think life is incredibly difficult and also excruciatingly boring without drugs... When I trip on DXM I find myself thinking why I'm even alive anymore and I con myself into thinking simple thing like death is life, life is death etc to ease my mind...I know I will die and I think this is just one of the levels of death that exists..

>>53192504
>5AM - 7AM: Unexplored territory, have never experienced this slot first hand but I know that the threads often die during this period.
its just dead af

>>53192508
only triggered pakis say it

>>53192615
yep
bit disrespectful you vile cunt

>>53192615
hes on strike for an increase in the percentage of his wage

>>53192501
the comparison of drinking something that affects you more with a stronger taste is a very obvious one not sure what youre so confused about

>>53192504
i did something similar to this but you jotted down the timezones quite well

hold on, looking for me archived post

aha here we go

there's stages to a /brit/ day or even the /brit/ week but I haven't tracked exactly when all these stages occur

there is:
>Anime time
usually a few hours where threads all have Karen or K-On editions and nonces spam anime nonstop, usually just an excuse to post pictures.

>Rorke o'clock
thread goes full /pol/ for a good 400 posts and discussion is mostly complaining about pakis, lefties, and calling people rasheed. This is a prime time to bait for (You)s since rorkes trigger easily

>/metabrit/
weird discussion about the thread or the general itself. usually a time when we reflect on old /brit/ moments or complain about the shitter aspects of /brit/. lots of discussion about personalities here. doesn't happen too often though

>/britfeels/
late night, almost every night. everyone goes depressed and quiet and /r9k/ leaks. though, its honestly comfy at this time for whatever reason. people play games at this hour

>normie central
around 7pm-12am, most prominent on Fridays imo. Lads asking about what to do with girls, chatting about drugs and getting drunk, loads of tinder screenshots

>morning aussie hours
honestly love this time of day, it's just shitposting while I wake up

>Fedora shitposting
usually goes on for some time, sometimes 3/4 of a whole thread. nothing but greentexting and fedoras but a great time time to save reaction images

>>53192632

enjoying your first day in /brit/ so far, newcunt?

Jesus, Labour is totally fucked.

Matched with a racist on Grindr lads, might suck his willy tonight.

>>53192611
That's usually 8AM onwards imo

Wonder what percentage of sexually active females actually have hair down there. I feel like internet porn has skewed my perspective. Luckily I'm a virgin so I don't need to worry about it.

http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1452103647502.jpg

>>53192574
sweet, i feel a bit sperg listening to a woman as well, the naughty ones make me feel a bit lame

>>53192653
Rorke

Redpilling girls on omegle about muslims with this Cologne business. You'd be amazed how many have similar stories about muzzies.

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>usually goes on for some time, sometimes 3/4 of a whole thread. nothing but greentexting and fedoras but a great time time to save reaction images

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cOhNdlKwoc

choon

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>>53192670
>You could have prevented this

>>53192667
>friday night is normie central
stop this meme, normies don't stay in on 4chan on a bloody friday night

>>53192667
Rasheed

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>usually goes on for some time, sometimes 3/4 of a whole thread. nothing but greentexting and fedoras but a great time time to save reaction images

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>>53192702
When I don't wank pubes and big chebs really get me hot under the collar

>>53192696

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>>Fedora shitposting
>usually goes on for some time, sometimes 3/4 of a whole thread. nothing but greentexting and fedoras but a great time time to save reaction images

>>53192667
>Anime time
kill me, worst time of /brit/

>>53192667
friday night is great because half of the people are drinking

>>53192752
all about saturday night these days bay, fridays for pot noodle n wank ;)

>>53192667
I feel that our two posts harmonise quite well. Yours is more wide-ranging but at the same time more detailed about the actual discussions that take place in thread. Mine is more a dispassionate record of times and events.

Well done mate.

>>53192667
aussie /brit/ is the worst

>>53192705
Why would you watch those? I've only seen a few but they always make me cringe.

>>53192666
>not sure what you're confused about

Don't you worry your little head m8; you'll work it out eventually.

>>53192667
Autism the post

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Did someone say ANIME TIME?

>>53192400
Good lad

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>I feel that our two posts harmonise quite well. Yours is more wide-ranging but at the same time more detailed about the actual discussions that take place in thread. Mine is more a dispassionate record of times and events.
>
>Well done mate.

who else going out tonight and takes drugs and talks to girls?

>>53192847
rorke

who else /alreadyinbed/ here? :3

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>>53192667
>Anime time

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got no reason to live lads ahahah wahheyyyyyyy

>>53191740
>their veils and soulless eyes
lmao

>>53192882
on a wednesday?

i'm a normie but you're a madman

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>He is attracted to digitally coloured in stencils that vaguely resemble humanoids

>>53192504
>7AM - 11AM

I am a teenager on my way to work at these times

>11AM - 3PM
Must admit I don't see it that often but it is often dominated by one single gimmick such as fedora posting or (although not recently) machine operating

>>53192816
let me explain as youre still clearly confused
im saying stating x > y is as retarded as a > b
you seem to think im comparing x and y to a which im not
simple enough for you lad?

>he hasn't wanked to anime girls before
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>>53192888
me, but that's just because i'm jetlagged Tbh

some fucking plum i know just referred to the star wars droids as "robots" -_-

>>53192970
>I am a teenager

>>53192949
Very high quality post, also containing some hard hitting truths

cold out

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my gf shooting the normies

>>53192982
>he goes to uni
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>>53192974
Lad I'm not going to explain it to you; the information is all there, laid out in front of you. If you're having difficulty understanding, if you're mind is overheating (clearly it is as you're getting testy) then why not just take a break? Step away from your PC for a while and cool off lad. There's no shame in losing an internet argument.

>>53192888
>bed at 20:30
Gonna wreck your sleeping hygeine lad
>>53193047
I don't go to uni

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Normie /brit/ is the best /brit/, bring on the hot gimmicks and uni life stories lads.

>>53193047
t. sershlad

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>>53193005
>-_-

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>>53192974
>let me explain as youre still clearly confused
>im saying stating x > y is as retarded as a > b
>you seem to think im comparing x and y to a which im not
>simple enough for you lad?

>>53193082
made your b8 too obvious this time