Are Brazilian women really more open taking it in the butt or is that just a myth? Is there any other culture like this? I'm checking out vacation spots
not sure about that, but brazilian women sure are down to fuck. when i was in rio i was standing waiting something and 2 hot grills came and started talking to me, like asking where i was from and stuff.
like a good ol autist i said 'i dont understand' and almost ran away
Only met one girl who was willing to do it and she was the nastiest and weirdest girl from my class. (She is also a communist)
I bet only the faveladas do it, and we have many of them.
Wouldn't the disproportionate amount of porn imply that normal women from those countries don't stretch out their balloon knot? That's why the porn exists, because it's a fantasy.
"Buceta é coisa de garoto, eu prefiro comer cu."
"O negócio é comer cu e buceta, mas eu prefiro o primeiro, o que acha?" (Impersonate this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvsLbCyYJ68)
"Tava louco pra experimentar algo novo hoje, tipo um cu por exemplo"
If you commit a sin, and do not regret it then it is not forgiven.
People make mistakes, but if you intend to make mistake it shall not be forgiven.
These whores are not christian.
There's a Scripture about splinters and eyes that you may find interesting.
If whores are a problem then fine, I'll marry her so long as I get frequent access to that hershey highway
Reminder that you don't need to believe in god to go to the christian heaven
But is it even necessary? Don't Brazilian women lust over white tourist foreigners? I have some friends who've visited and have had no problems finding girls who want to show them around their cities and they all eventually end up knocking boots.
>Don't Brazilian women lust over white tourist foreigners?
>I have some friends who've visited and have had no problems finding girls who want to show them around their cities and they all eventually end up knocking boots.
Worst part is that the ones who do it are middle class girls obsessed with Western culture and instagram.
Only if you are good looking, it is not a matter of being a foreigner.
No one will go near a fat neckbeard.
>wants to do sex tourism and expects some kind of emotional attachment
I don't even know the name of the last slut I banged
I happen to have been blessed with a Brazilian girlfriend. Let me say this upfront, every stereotype about their women is true. She also has this angelic voice. Hear this vocaroo my friends http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PJ2qoAtROb
Don't be too upset over it, most of the women over here lust over foreigners in the same way. I think it's pretty much universal and "exotic" Some of the women I know fantasize about Japanese dudes, it's ridiculous.
Everyone is a whore until their 40s when they find God and start going to church. Catholicism is facing problems due to the rise of evangelicals and spiritism but still is the crushing majority
>tfw boss pays the first whore for a foreign engineer
>spend 200 reais on a whore while drunk
>cum in three pumps
I hate myself and i want to die.
I've heard for the brown poorer girls anything white and foreign is good because they associated it with wealth and being a gentleman
The white richer areas of Brazil aren't so easy for gringos
If I can speak high school level Spanish, will that help me in any way?
I know they speak Portuguese, I'm just wondering because obviously not all people in Brazil are Brazilians.
Idk I think I saw anal porn when I was first discovering my sexuality and it just stuck with me.
It's tight, really warm, slippery, feels like my penis is getting choked/milked, and its dominating. If your girlfriend cums from it then it means she really just gets off on you, since they don't have a prostate.
Holy shit, you talking about this girl? Hottest chick I've seen in porn ever but I've never found any other videos.
Normal sex can be tight too, you know, girls have muscles down there.
Normal sex can be dominating no less. I don't get it, it's technically complicated if you don't want to have your dick stained with feces.
I don't get it, I'm 95 kg, I can take an average woman apart no sweat and I know it, what domination do I need beyond that, are you guys feeling insecure?
No. I'm talking about this hottie.The guy is so lucky.
Thank you for the confidence boost. If you ever vacation in the US let me know, and I can give you some tips on the locals. Unfortunately women over here aren't as receptive to ass pounding so you're on your own for that. I doubt you'll have a problem though, white women love south American accents, it's like a cheat code.
It's not really easy to explain. Deep down it probably is some fucked up complex involving control or power that I have, but I'm no psychologist.
It just feels great knowing that you're ramming up a woman's chili hole despite her pussy being a few cm away. Like you're owning every part of them
If only Brazil wasn't so scary, if it's as easy as you say I'd probably never leave.
Do you understand why some people like Pepsi and some people like Coke? It's all just preference. Unfortunately it's hard to find girls who prefer it in the butt than it is to find girls that prefer it in the mouth or vagina. In that sense it's rarer, so you'll see more guys clamoring for it which might give you a disproportionate sense of how expansive the fetish actually is.
Philadelphia is not known as the safest place, which translates to it's teeming with niggers with guns.I'm not saying you're instantly dead the second you walk outside in Philly but you just need to be cautious. Don't go out at night.
>She is also a communist
>Tfw i live the feeling of anal but can only use plugs
>Tfw suffer from diarrhea alot so bf cant fuck my ass
>starve myself so i shit less
>Still full of shit
I think i have mild ibs or something, no matter how good i eat or medication i take. I wish he didnt care if his dick got dirty, but he does and is always asking for anal and its so humiliating to tell him no and the reason why.
What does he expect? That's what the anus does full-time. Sounds like a pansy. You stop being grossed out by poop once you've had to take care of a kid. Why do you love anal if your guy friend is grossed out by it?
It's the "consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation" BR version aka daddy and mommy.
I found missionary to be a strange name for a sex position too.
I'm heavyset but I don't look pretty. I used to be outgoing yes, more for hang out with my friends and make some trouble than for get laid outgoing.
I'm married for seven years now and I'm not into sex with everything that moves. Never was. I'd rather stick to one girl, communicating to a lot of them every day to get laid is a lot of hassle. OTOH flirting is pretty neat.
You're wrong. Mostly of Brazilians are Catholic.
>how do I avoid being killed/stabbed/raped/mugged/making a fool of myself?
Just relax. Bantering is part of the Brazilian culture. Just smile and do as they say. If you get beat up, don't report to the police. It will just make things worse.
why bother with this
just go to some country full of sluts and beta men like Thailand, or white sluts and beta men like France or some shit
Brazilian cities are scary as shit
Is it true that Brazilian women love men who know how to cook?
Is Belém worth visiting? Isn't anal sex so popular there that mothers teach their daughters how properly to use those donut muscles?
>Is it true that Brazilian women love men who know how to cook?
I know how to cook and none of them have been impressed by it. So i guess not. But then again, South Brazilian females are basically men with vaginas anyway.
Don't worry, you'll probably be fine. Just keep pic related in mind and remember people in Philly are just kind of rude.
Ok, post a 10/10, preferably a local
Personal experience, or what? I thought Germans didn't really like Americans, so it's harder to do probe ass when you visit as a tourist
Here you go
It might take awhile to load, the 1st mirror works though
What are some deutsch things to say to get a german girl to give me her bum?
You could get an enema. Or you could just make sure he uses a condom. Don't even mention the bathroom issues, just say "the chocolate road is perilous indeed, and it would be unwise to make the journey without adequate protection."
I have the same mentality. It is very rare today to think like this.
>Not fat or neck-bearded, but also not ripped either
So you'll probably be fine.
>Won't that make you a target for scammers/kidnappers?
Kind of, but it depends where you're traveling to.
Also, don't advance towards Brazilian girls in a disrespectful manner. They tend to be REALLY upset and annoyed when foreigners act like that, because they'll think that you're one of those gringos who think that all Brazilian girls are cheap sluts.
>They tend to be REALLY upset and annoyed when foreigners act like that, because they'll think that you're one of those gringos who think that all Brazilian girls are cheap sluts.
>act like a slut
>get mad when people treat you like a slut
Classic Brazilian behavior.
naaah, Middle-class girls here in Brazil are cazy for foreign guys, because you are all rich in our eyes, does not matter if you are a potato farmer in poland or a rich heir in paris, if you speak in a foreign language, you can get laid easly.
That's confusing, I would think if they were ugly they would be flattered by aggressive come-ons because they rarely get any. And if they were poor they'd be starey eyed at the possibility of being taken away by a prince charming..
I don't know where you live, but most girls don't act like sluts. They act like pure virginal maidens, when they're actual sluts.
I hate this meme
Or if they're smelly or drunk
>I don't know where you live, but most girls don't act like sluts. They act like pure virginal maidens, when they're actual sluts.
Here in Porto Alegre, our love motels were filled with our girls fucking Australian guys. The girls were literally jumping onto the Australian guy's laps, It was like a huge orgy. Even my sister fucked an Australian and she can't speak a single word of English aside from hi and bye.
I think you mean poor ones, especially brown ones.
Also, they don't like white guys since there are lot of poor rural white guys here and no one cares.
They like white guys from first world countries. Especially from Northern Europe and North America.
Because they think they are always rich.
Ty for giving me hope even though I'm too autistic to do anything with it
I lost my virginity to a girl from Brazil and never did she ever imply that she wanted anal or me to do anything to her butt involving her butthole. We talked about it months before and she said she's open to it if someone could get her really relaxed.
She wouldn't let me suck on her toes or lick her feet either, and when I tried she kept moving them away
Yeah, because they were crazy for Arabs, Africans and Latin Americans in world cup, right?
Not only white guys from first world countries.
It's a combination. You need to be white and from a first world country.
Are you dumb? Arabs, Africans and latinos can pass for Brazilians, white foreigners usually can't. 2bhThe equation is pretty simples: white = rich. They were after rich guys, not white ones.
And I haven't seen gringos scoring Brazilian girls in my city,2bh
Met her online when I found out she was going to do a student exchange near where I live and we started talking that way.
We used to have phone/cyber sex before we met irl and I told her I wanted to fuck her ass when we finally were together, that's when she said that.
But when we actually got together and fucked she kinda shy'd away from the butt stuff outside of letting me squeeze it and kiss her cheeks.
She understood the foot fetish thing, just thought it was weird and didn't like the idea of it being done to her.
And it's not even exclusive here, every grill goes for the rich guys. My cousin went to Paris and he scored some Italian and Algerian pussy.
All i'm seeing are insecure white nerds afraid of being excluded by women.
/pol/ will never accept Brazil as white, no matter how racist you guys pretend to be or how much wishful thinking you spout.
You probably could have gotten away with spreading and eating her ass if you really wanted to. If she's never done it before she probably just doesn't know how it would feel until you do it, and of course the taboo surrounding it might make her reluctant to give it a try
Not a single Brazilian girl go for Arabs in the world cup, just white guys from First World countries.
Also they not only like white guys since there are fucking tons of poor rural ones.
It's because they are from a first world country.
I could have if I really wanted, but to be honest the idea of putting my dick in the same hole she shits out of irl isn't as good as it seems when you're watching porn. I'm pretty sure I licked it a couple times though when eating her pussy. The two are so close it's hard not to
>Not a single Brazilian girl go for Arabs in the world cup, just white guys from First World countries.
Did you even go to the fanfest? Brazilian girls were kissing everyone.
You guys are fucked. Butts are where girls poop from. Does thinking about fucking the place where shit comes out of do it to? Theres literally a thing called a vagina made for you to fuck. Why people are obsessed with sticking their dick in a poo hole is beyond me.
Is that any better than the other dating/hookup sites? okc, pof, tinder, etc are trash
What kind of stuff do they ask for you profile before you get to contact
I just want to be dominated and have my face used as a seat by brown girls like in the pornos.
it literally is
i am white
i dont want a gf anyway
Pic is Colombian guy with his Brazilian gf, they met during the world cup.
Colombians aren't considered white.
>Is it better than other dating websites
No. Absolutely not. It's for autists to look for attention from women they'll never meet. The girls on their that actually do want to meet are largely gold diggers. Literally a bunch of autists "collecting waifus" from different countries. Terrible if you actually want to date.
It was amazing. Brazil will forever hold a special place in my heart because of her. She gave me a blowjob and it was the single most pleasurable experience of my life
Yeah, because it's not an actual dating site. It's a penpal website, so you can meet people without it seeming like you're only talking to them to fuck them. We started talking just as people from different countries wanting to learn more since she was going to be living here. And we just progressed from there and got close. The pressure is off since it's not just a hookup site
>But they prefer white guys
Something like Caua Raymond is the look Brazilians girls like on Brazilian men. Swarthy like an Arab. Not pasty white.
Every favelada dreams to marry a white BR guy, if they aren't from Brazil, they chose ones from first world countries.
But again, they always prefer white guys. Just like average brown BR is obsessed with white girls.
Maybe not if you settle for the first girl that wasn't absolutely repulsed by you. Getting comfortable is the worst thing any person can do, life is a struggle, it's how you grow
And white Brazilians girls love white men because Brazil is the 4th Reich right? Oh wait, /pol/ doesn't give a shit about Brazil, why am i even trying?
I would bet that what women in razil like differs by ancestry, if they are like other latino populations:
"We have shown that mating within contemporary Latino populations does not occur at random with regard to ancestry. While both Mexicans and Puerto Ricans show positive assortative mating for ancestry, the pattern between the two populations is quite different. Among Mexicans, the strongest spouse correlations relate to the proportion of Native American and European ancestry, while amount of African ancestry appears to have little impact on mate choice. This is not surprising, given the modest overall level of African ancestry in this population. By contrast, among Puerto Ricans, the strong assortative mating relates to African and European ancestry, while Native American ancestry appears not to contribute to the correlation. While Native American in this population is the smallest ancestral component on average (14%), it is not dramatically less than the average of African ancestry (23%), yet the spouse correlations for these ancestries is dramatically different. Moreover, we did not find any evidence of ancestry asymmetry in the mating patterns. Some authors have described assortative mating by skin color in Latin American populations but with a male preference for lighter-skinned women [16-20]. In our results, there is no evidence of any directionality in partner choice. Ancestry correlation was observed to be a global phenomenon of the genome and not restricted to a few loci. "
Like prefers like.
So if a date wanted to use your cock as a butt plug you'd say "EWW NO"?
If that's so, why would she care? That's like saying "eww don't suck dick, pee comes out of there!" why would you want to put a peehole in your mouth!
>"paty" raised by milk with pear who took three years of English classes be speaking English
>her nose is in a vertical position
>her accent sounds as off as if you were using Google Translator's Portuguese voice to speak an English phrase
>I start speaking
>see her face morph from a shimmer mien to a blank stare in a confusing shivering motion
Yeah, for multiple purposes.
That's because the whores here go for the money. Anal is better paid.
>The brown ones are obsessed with Germanic white women.
And Germanic Brazilian men have to marry fat black women because they're too ugly and despised by all women.
>tfw curvy canadian gf with 10/10 ass but won't let me do butt stuff
You would be FUCKED anyway. Instead of little brown natives crossing your border you would have armed favela blacks.
Remember, it's not the educated people who risk their lives in the desert for opportunity.
>Had this sexy texan. Dated for about a year, huuuge ass. >Would kiss it and lick it. She wasn't down for butt stuff
>told me she liked it when I would rub her around the hole
>finally let me do it, first one to do it to her
Ehh if she hasn't done it before and not used to it or enjoys it, it will be mediocre
You just have to start really slow, I mean like maybe some light prodding in the first session, toys the next session, massages and the tip the next session, then 1 inch at a time from there. You should also be doing everything you can to stimulate her while you're drilling her butt otherwise it's impossible to get a feel for.
I did, I had this vibrating cock ring I'd use to stimulate her clit, she said it didn't hurt after a few thrusts and sort of liked it, but when we broke up she said that'd be the last time she'd let anyone do that.