>Watch movie/show >Couple just had sex >One of then

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How would I know, it's not like I ever have sex

>>53187651
Thanks for supporting the American film/show industry.

>>53187651
Some actors/actresses don't want to appear nude as part of their contract

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>>53187724

>paying money to watch movies

>>53187651
I always wondered how actors don't get a massive boner as they record the sex scene over and over.

>>53187651
>asking this on 4chan

How dense are you

>>53187651
Americans care about shame and personal space

Sex or no sex.

>>53187651
>not spending a week in the beach house nude with your qt gf, fucking like rabbits

feel sad 4u m8s 2bh

>>53188135
Are you seriously believing this site is filled with virgins instead of people who just pretend to be pathetic?

>>53188255
i-indeed I was only pretending haha..

>>53188229
I did that last week actually but in a hotel :^)

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>>53188113
because all hollywood leading men are closeted homosexuals and if they marry they usually pick unknown ugly women that will be supportive and keep quiet.

>>53188229
>self conscious delusional Greek is at it again with fake stories to feel superior.

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>two protags/side-characters/supporting-cast/etc sit down at a bar
>order a drink
>leave either before it arrives, after taking one zip, or not drinking at all
every time

>>53188374
For real though, out of all the women he could have.

>>53188615
spot the alcoholic

>>53188766
I suspect hollywood actors marrying manly women so their children will have good actor career chances too due to power jaws everyone likes so much.

Unless you have a daughter, then she is fucked (Bruce Willis).

Is it true that Americans fuck below the sheets?

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>watching hentai
>guy has a gf and takes her home
>father and brother starts to rape her daily
>soon he discovers and he doesn't do shit
>family kicks him out of the house and they keep the girl as sex slave
>still doesn't do shit about it

>>53188615
>Man is about to rape woman
>Rips her panties down, unzip his pants
>2 seconds later *HNNNNGGGGG* and cums
It takes 2 seconds for my dick to even realise it is pussy action.

>>53187651
Well one american friend I have told that when you date some girl in america you have to walk always by the side of road on sidewalk, because if you don't do so she is gonna think you are an asshole.

I thought the idea to be retarded and sexist at the same time, and i'm not a swedish cuck feminist.

>>53189504
Why wouldn't you walk next to someone you're with?

>>53188113
But they do, which is why their dicks are taped to their legs.

>>53189571
No you don't understand, if you are the guy and you are in a date with a woman, you have to always be on the side that is the nearest to the road.

The problem is not that two people can go together, the thing is the guy has to go always in the side of the pavement that is near to the road.

>>53189504
>>53189783
That sounds retarded. He might have just been joking

>>53189169
Its not a constant 32C with 92% humidity here, so yes it happens

>>53187651
my ex used to do this, was weird

current gf walks around naked all the time

i'll let you guess which one i prefer

>>53189571
Thats what I've been taught in Etiquette class (haha laugh all you want).
>Once upon a time the gentleman would walk from the roads' side next to the lady so horses gone wild would attack him and not her
>Now its customary to walk from the buildings' side so the gentleman can defend her from purse-snatching thugs
Fuckin hell, its like we live in Tombstone or something.

>>53189853

Do you not insulate your houses?

>>53189504
flight of the conchords mention this in a sketch, I never noticed it meant anything until now

people actually do this?

>>53189913
>Etiquette class
hahahaha lol
rofl lmao kek

>>53189783
>>53189848
It's a thing.
I always thought it was to kind of "protect" the girl, say if a car drives by into some water and it splashes up on the sidewalk, it keeps the girl from getting her nice dress dirty. It's an old-timey thing anyway. See >>53189913

>>53187651
Or as that joke goes
"Don't come in, i'm naked"
"Don't worry, i'm alone"
"I'm not"
>>53190040
Of course, what to expect from the argie.

>>53188113
They do which is why they make them wear a sock thing so they don't penetrate the actress. Other times I guess they wait around so long it just goes away. Plus some are queer.

>>53187651
Several people do that

>>53189169
Sometimes. We fuck everywhere to be honest.

>>53188615

>watching Primal Fear
>Laura Linney sits down with Richard Gere in a bar and they have a heated discussion
>she lights a cigarette and shouts to the barman "The usual, Stu!"
>he just brings her a bottle of macrobrew pisswater
>she literally has one more line then she gets up and leaves

Triggers me to this day. Ruined the whole scene for me

>>53189302
>2 seconds for my dick to even realise it is pussy action.
You might want to back of the drugs you should feel that right away unless you're on painkillers.

>>53190213
Ah, so you went to an etiquette class too.

>>53189783
Never heard of that. We just walk by them on whatever side we choose.

>>53189848
>>53190027
>>53190128

He wasn't joking because he was telling me about a date he had, and he didn't knew about this retarded shit and the girl was looking at him in a mad kind of way, and then she told him why she was upset.

He told me that later he continue the date switching sides all the fucking time because he continued forgetting about this stupid custom.

An actually most of his friends knew about this shit, and when he told them they were all like: ``Dude are you fucking retard, how can you not know this?´´

So yeah it's pretty much a thing.

>>53190547
Yes all euros do, even savage ones like us have manners, a true white would know such things, also
>he doesn't take etiquette classes
> he doesn't want to further the social rules implemented by his forefathers to civilise people
>argentina
>white

>>53190835
Look at you, so proud, and here I am not giving a fuck, what a picardy.

>>53190012
>Hey baby wanna fool around just let me crank the heat so we can boiling hot and sweaty after sex

To hot take off a blanket, to cold put on a blanket

>>53191079

Why don't you have your houses on comfortable temperature? 20C is perfectly fine and no need for cranking up the heat ever.

>>53189913
Mfw I just realize I am always on the "left" of her when we hold hands together.

>>53190237
>accidental penetration

This is my fetish.

>>53190213
In the Argies defense it sounds like something to punish an unruly child.

>>53191632
Its true I read it in an interview with an actor. Also apparently some actors really have sex for authenticity but I'm not sure if I believe that.

>>53190237
Can an accidental penetration happen?

>>53191796
Im pretty sure some relatively famous actress gave an actual blowjob in a movie, hoping that the realistic performance would get her statuettes. But it tanked.

>>53190612
Its from a old book written several centuries ago. Buenas Costumbres by A Fag (Good Manner by some old dude)

>>53190027
Yes okd fashioned girls abd boys

I find TV/movie sex really boring. Hollywood humping if you will. It's very fake and takes up a ton of time

Like in Game of Thrones. /tv/ seems to think its so cool for the sex scenes but I find them to be boring filler. Each episode is only 50 minutes long, they can't really afford another scene with a character and some prostitutes that doesn't impact the plot