/brit/

Cara

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cara

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Rate my new tat, lads

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crayon pop

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtY6xcSgdyE

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kpop desu lads

>>53186851
early you autistic wop

Azusa

>>53186836
>Except that Farage has been around for a lot longer.
no

>and will stay around for a lot longer
He's already gone lad, he had his shot and he failed.

addicted to /brit/ desu

Saudi Arabia or Iran lads? pick sides, they'll determine the future of the middle east

>>53186941
Only willy! can judge me?
don't really understand desu

>>53186948
DUDE

>>53186999
>sand pakis or plateau pakis
literally don't care

>>53186974
ivan ivanov

>>53186999
Saudis tbqh, even though they're wahabi

>>53186999
Iran

Poleaboo would like everyone here to know that he considers them his friends, you are all very important to his quality of life and welfare.

He values everyone who has sympathised with him, given him advice and even just take a few seconds out to acknowledge him by giving him a (you)

Poleaboo would like to go on to apologise if he has in any was upset, offended or distressed anyone in these threads, it was not his intention and he will do all he can to avoid repeating his mistakes

>>53186795
you

I should have known

insolent wretch begone

Got a bad case of the old ring sting lads

Alison Saunders, the Director of Public Prosecutions, announced that if a woman wakes up next to a man she can't remember going to bed with, she should seek rape counselling.

>>53186999
Saudis, hotter women

>>53186999
Iran
GOAT songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaK4nRddhBw
>>53187049
Juan el Rasheed

>>53186974
welcome

Do we have any foreigners in the audience tonight? If so, please put up your hands. Wogs I mean, I'm looking at you. Where are you? I'm sorry but some fucking wog...Arab grabbed my wife's bum, you know? Surely got to be said, yeah this is what all the fucking foreigners and wogs over here are like, just disgusting, that's just the truth, yeah. So where are you? Well wherever you all are, I think you should all just leave. Not just leave the hall, leave our country. You fucking (indecipherable). I don't want you here, in the room or in my country. Listen to me, man! I think we should vote for Enoch Powell. Enoch's our man. I think Enoch's right, I think we should send them all back. Stop Britain from becoming a black colony. Get the foreigners out. Get the wogs out. Get the coons out. Keep Britain white. I used to be into dope, now I'm into racism. It's much heavier, man. Fucking wogs, man. Fucking Saudis taking over London. Bastard wogs. Britain is becoming overcrowded and Enoch will stop it and send them all back. The black wogs and coons and Arabs and fucking Jamaicans and fucking (indecipherable) don't belong here, we don't want them here. This is England, this is a white country, we don't want any black wogs and coons living here. We need to make clear to them they are not welcome. England is for white people, man. We are a white country. I don't want fucking wogs living next to me with their standards. This is Great Britain, a white country, what is happening to us, for fuck's sake? We need to vote for Enoch Powell, he's a great man, speaking truth. Vote for Enoch, he's our man, he's on our side, he'll look after us. I want all of you here to vote for Enoch, support him, he's on our side. Enoch for Prime Minister! Throw the wogs out! Keep Britain white!

what the fuck

americans dont say rubbish or brilliant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiO3pitT4ko

>>53186999
t. (You) thief

sometimes i like to go through the facebooks of middle class lads and wonder what my life would be like

>>53187102
if she can't remember consenting then she didn't consent, so it's rape.

What's the issue?

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'The hardest part about being a woman is figuring out what to wear.'
- Bruce Jenner

>>53186999
iran

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>>53187138

>>53187170
It's true, try refute it

>>53187156
same, i wonder what it's like being poor

Not a fan of this Reddit memespouting AGDQ commentator tbqh

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>>53186999
PLEASE RISE FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM OF THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU

want a jungsis to dominate me and make me a sissy bitchboy

milf at work keeps staring at me, shall I go for it?

>>53187117
i'm not sure an openly anti-western revisionist theocracy is better than a pragmatic monarchic theocracy tbqh m8

Anyone watching Everton vs City tonight? :)

>>53187170
>claim you were always a woman, just born in a man's body
>spend 20 years married to a woman
>get fake boobs and cut your dick off
>condemn gay marriage despite by your own logic having spent the last two decades in an illegal gay marriage

Caitlyn Jenner is a hyocritical cunt desu

>>53186948
just finished watching, that was a good post... guy seemed absolutely mental by the end of that sperg fit

>>53187206
aha the ol insinuationaroo aheyyyyyyyy

what simpsons episode should i watch lads

>>53186999
iran is fucking sick tbqh the governments just a bit naff
saudis are total pillocks and proper racist
iranian people are apparently rly friendly to foreigners

>>53187234
t. Rasheeduan el bin Pabloistan

http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2015/12/31/read-the-epic-social-justice-warrior-smackdown-that-is-going-viral/

MILO
I
L
O

>>53187278

he still has his dick

oh yeah btw if anyone remembers the girl locked out of flat story from last night, plot twist: later on i found a very very obvious cum stain on my trousers and i defo didn't exercise my right after seeing her, she almost definitely saw

>>53187256
will the man kick the ball?

>>53187256
yeah probably (:

i ate a litre of ice cream last night :o

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Got absolutely bladdered on Christmas lads
Literally took me until now to go through some of the things I sent

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>Do we have any foreigners in the audience tonight? If so, please put up your hands. Wogs I mean, I'm looking at you. Where are you? I'm sorry but some fucking wog...Arab grabbed my wife's bum, you know? Surely got to be said, yeah this is what all the fucking foreigners and wogs over here are like, just disgusting, that's just the truth, yeah. So where are you? Well wherever you all are, I think you should all just leave. Not just leave the hall, leave our country. You fucking (indecipherable). I don't want you here, in the room or in my country. Listen to me, man! I think we should vote for Enoch Powell. Enoch's our man. I think Enoch's right, I think we should send them all back. Stop Britain from becoming a black colony. Get the foreigners out. Get the wogs out. Get the coons out. Keep Britain white. I used to be into dope, now I'm into racism. It's much heavier, man. Fucking wogs, man. Fucking Saudis taking over London. Bastard wogs. Britain is becoming overcrowded and Enoch will stop it and send them all back. The black wogs and coons and Arabs and fucking Jamaicans and fucking (indecipherable) don't belong here, we don't want them here. This is England, this is a white country, we don't want any black wogs and coons living here. We need to make clear to them they are not welcome. England is for white people, man. We are a white country. I don't want fucking wogs living next to me with their standards. This is Great Britain, a white country, what is happening to us, for fuck's sake? We need to vote for Enoch Powell, he's a great man, speaking truth. Vote for Enoch, he's our man, he's on our side, he'll look after us. I want all of you here to vote for Enoch, support him, he's on our side. Enoch for Prime Minister! Throw the wogs out! Keep Britain white

>>53187249
looks 13 years old

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>>53187256

gonna watch it with my crew

>>53186948
Someone stole his clothes and expected him to take it?

>>53186999
Iran are bros

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2LEgowbzSc

>>53186999
Iranians > Saudis

Dealing with Saudi Arabia's bullshit > Dealing with Iran's bullshit

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>Milo Yiannopoulos

>>53187380
top lads 3bh

Why are Muslims so rapey?

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>>53187373

>>53187394
Except if you're a christian then you'll get stoned

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>>53187366
even if that isn't you, proper embarrassing

>Sargon, Milo and Jim in one video
Nice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNXWhFTUPE4

>>53187443
It's the women's fault, they were asking for it.

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>>53186974
Putin.

>>53187337
at least 22 men, likely more, will kick the ball at various points yeah
>>53187353
waheyy, hoping the Bitters win desu, would be a good cup final
>>53187380
kek

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>tl;dr

>>53187184
i'm saving all you're replies as honorary (You)s tbqh, i don't think you really earned them

>>53187451
nah.
they have quite a large jewish population too

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Misogynists are laying out the framework of "ideal" feminine beauty that is impossible for most women to achieve.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E62iA6KCIQ

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Sort your fucking life out.

Yeah, you.. stop looking around cunt, I'm talking to (You)

>>53187366
Gemma is the one

>>53187487
bet milo sucked him off

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYIdgmQ7RyA

sooo fucking true, people need to see this

>>53187443
sexually repressive culture that does the opposite of what it intended

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gf just sent me this by mistake

>>53187084
You're alright mate. I feel bad about the abuse you get sometimes.

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>>53187504
Here you go

maisie

@53187369
have you ever made a worthwhile post in your life?

>>53187134
Americans can barely manage the basics of the language. Naturally the complexities like slang are beyond them.

>>53187539
He is small and funny but he is surprisingly articulate for someone ranting.

>>53187164
Here's your (you).

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>>53187524

got a willy

>>53187084
i didn't actually report you to the police btw

just stop being such a fucking spacker and stop doing stupid things

cause we all know you're going to blame other people for wrong-doing you instead of taking responsibility again

just try to be clever mate

Having a kinder bueno

Matched with this creepy anime girl with piercings and shit on tinder

How do I proceed?

>>53187658
>>53187656
>>53187618
>>53187593
>>53187586
>>53187563
>>53187562
Thx for the (you)s

>>53187256
not sure if i can bear the shitty streams

Is Milo an edgelord or is he really an actual Catholic who takes BBC up the arse?

>>53187134
>americans dont say rubbish
thought everyone knew that

>>53187681
literally reddit

I made one

http://strawpoll.me/6466631

>>53187373
>that
>13

>>53187692
Lol all me

>>53187690
she will bite your penis off.

>>53187705
t. Alberto Barbosa

>>53187718
14*

>>53187717
celery

>>53187693
reddit.com/r/soccerstreams
Usually you get something good on there

>>53187717
nothing wrong with onions or mushrooms m8

>>53187700
He's a hack "journalist" who hopped on the 4chan politics bandwagon for (You)'s

>>53187736
t. Englebert Humbersnatch

>>53187319
I knew Milo goes on /pol/.

>>53187717
>not liking onions or mushrooms
what's it like being 8 years old?

>>53187755
>reddit.com/r/soccerstreams
>>>/reddit/

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my post xmas bookshelf

>>53187755
>Soccer

Fuck off Yank/Reddit

>>53186941
Only a crudely drawn cock can judge you?

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>>53187774

>>53187799
Whoever owns this shelf must be absolutely insifferable.

>>53187799
>american nation
FOY

favourite subreddit lads?

>>53187860
/r/painal

>>53187524
She is an actual paedophile and sexually abused her little sister.

Going out to spend a tenner on lotto tickets lads

LBGTQI

how long before they've got the whole alphabet on there?

>>53187860
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians

https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/

The only ones I visit

nothing offends me more when an american says twat

best way to farm comment karma lads?

>>53187860
please fuck off

i have never set foot on that awful website

>>53187860
/r/scotland

>>53187785
Fuck off rabbit

>>53187904
>spending money on the retard tax

my sister just said

"i cannot have a foreign person in my house"

when referring to the possibility of having to undergo a foreign exchange student thing

good lass

>>53187860
/R/grime

>>53187717
the state of your tastebuds

>>53187960
Reported to GCHQ

These ‘masculine biases’ are the focus of this essay; however central to their understanding is the concept of gender. Through post-structural feminist analysis one is able to locate links between discourses and the normalisation of certain aggressive behaviours, or the valorisation of violence within American society. Before one can proceed with this analysis however, it is critical to create a definition of ‘gender’. The advantage that post-structural feminist approach has over a classical feminist approach to gender is that the contemporary understanding is not grounded in the heteronormative assumptions of males act masculine, and females feminine. Instead, post –structural feminism recognises that masculinity and femininity are socially constructed, loosely defined, historically variable, and overall a set of processes one must engage in, not the natural, necessary, or ideal characteristics of people with similar genitals. In some feminist approaches, gender is still grounded in the biological division between men and women, however for the purpose of this dissertation; the post-structural feminist understanding will be used.

>>53187965
good post

>>53186952
FOY

>>53187759
And back to Tumblr you go.

>>53187960
good lass

>>53187941
qeq, picky eaters are the worst
if you eat something enough times your palette will adjust and you'll get accustomed to it. grow up and eat your veg, it's good for you

>>53187911
Needs to be /scottishpersonstwitter/

>inb4 Scottish """"""""people""""""

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>>53187799
>that shelf

>>53187915
Don't be such a twuhd.

What are some examples of British rap? (not grime)

>>53188008
Am harryblessknap desu ngl

>>53187759
you seem pretty triggered by milo there
what happened?

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Out of nowhere my dad said I sounded like a Jew.

What did he mean by this?

>>53188022
says the person living in a foreign country

I used to be into dope, now I'm into racism. It's much heavier, man.

Is pissing in the sink acceptable behaviour?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEiJkVwLHfs

fucking tune lads, best one of their songs imo

anyways.

going out tonight, with a female i've already banged, guaranteed sex 2bhwy, shame she's a bit on the fat side.

aroooooooooooooo

>>53188097
Gonna shag her for a good 2 hours?

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>>53188066

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE2VpSPSNVk

>>53188066
https://youtu.be/IcLtFJsV-1o

>>53188028
Literal pseudo science, you're no better than a racist

>>53188097
Thought you had pleb taste in music?

A Hind D?

Colonel, what's a Russian gunship doing in Dublin? Dublin, of all places. Hate it.

>>53188066
Roots Manuva

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMFZKsSMI-Y

Also, that pink thing she holds in her had is a button for a vibrator. Probably taped to her nipples.

>>53188094

Been doing it for over 3 years now, I have saved thousands of litres of water in toilet flushes

>>53188080
You sounded like you had a big hook nose, claws, beady glowing eyes and a heart as black as coal.

>>53188060
I'm Scottish and I...dunno, just have a strong dislike of people typing in that accent 2bh

>>53188156
cracking post

>>53188066
skinnyman, klashnekoff, foreign beggars, braintax, jehst

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUvcdY0w2pM

>>53188066
Old: skinnyman, foreign beggars, dr Syntax
New: section boyz

note how it's black people now

running out of USB slots

>>53187451
iran is nowhere near as extremist as people believe/the government purports
people tend to collate them with other nearby countries who are a lot more islamic

>>53188145

anti-white bastard

YEAH

I AM STILL GETTIN' IT

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Fact

>>53186999
Iranians are super friendly, buy you drinks and sometimes give you hash on birthdays.

Saudis tell you to fuck off and walk all over you.

Also Iranian women are hotter.

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>>53188146
this is the best (you) I've ever received on /brit/
have a kot

>>53188145
Haven't heard this in years, thanks

>Corbyn purging the party of malcontents.

Great to see old leftism making a comeback.

>>53188155
sick glad someone else likes it

>Corbyn trying to get a unified party to properly form opposition

Great to see the old leftism making a comeback.

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>>53188097
>boasting about having shit music taste and shagging landwhales

kill yourself

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>going out tonight, with a female i've already banged, guaranteed sex 2bhwy, shame she's a bit on the fat side.

>>53187679
Thanks, was actually a bit worried

Think I fucked up though

>>53186999
Iran is still fucking repressive as hell, but that cleric Saudi Arabia executed actually expressed sympathy for "America's values of liberty and freedom". You'd have to wonder when the US will finally realize it's time for a policy rethink.

Found someone who went to my highschool on /int/

Pretty odd desu

>>53188309
a shag is a shag la'

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We should start some kind of campaign to have this picture taken back to Britain instead of having it displayed in France

got that dirty dick like charlie sheen

when's the last time you saw red with anger lads?

if anyones willing to collect posts and report ribena's phishing campaign to the rozzers id buy em a drink desu

>>53188335
best gimmick of 2016 if im quite honest

Isle of Lewis best island in """"great""""" britain

Honestly, do you think we, french, are latin ? No maymay please, you're in the same shit than us.

>>53188241
[citation needed]

>>53188355
is she the same lucky lady who experienced a good two hours of erotic bliss?

>>53188358
pretty face, fat arms though shame.

i could never wife someone with fat arms.

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NIGGA JUS ATE HIS ARM
croc turns around like "really man"

>Honestly, do you think we, french, are latin ? No maymay please, you're in the same shit than us.
What did he mean by this?

>>53188241
"Whoever you find doing the action of the people of Lut, execute the one who does it and the one to whom it is done." t. Muhammad

>>53188417
no m8, i said i'd add her on fb but forgot her names lols cba anyways, she's a bit of munter thinking back about it anyways

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>pretty face, fat arms though shame.

>i could never wife someone with fat arms.

>been away for 5 days

what did i miss lads?

>>53188367

A source indicates that Sheen had over 200 sexual partners after he learned he had HIV.

>>53188422
Fat arms, big beards and that's just the men... women.

>>53188501
devilish

is ky or wankashire here

>>53188426
that's a mad ting

>>53188481
ribena offed himself and livestreamed it here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqyVrJtM7Ik&

truth

>>53188501
that source ur dear old mum then eh

>>53188354
NICELAND

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I said pretend you've got no money
She just laughed and said "ha, you're so funny"

>>53188282
I still hate you lad

>>53188501
all me

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>>53188501
Damn......Sheen a PLAYA!!!!!!!

Have an opportunity to cuck someone lads, should i take it?

>>53188634
mutual feelings

anyways lads

do girls like hair or no hair? no smart answers pls

>>53188597
M A M E N T I O N E D

>>53188632
I don't see anyone else laughing here

>>53188663
of course matey

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>18 y/o communist

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how's /gf2016/ going so far lads?

>>53188717

Not had sex for a while, im worried i might blam too early

>>53188699
Do you mean pubes, beard or head hair?

>>53188781
cut off yer balls then you wont blam at all haha

>>53188825

I'll blam yer mam lad

>>53188787
when i shag them forgot to say, so take a cheeky guess lols

>>53188787
i doubt he has developed pubes yet

i reckon you should just stare at people breastfeeding in public, so you don't have to tell them to shut up and stop being a dick, you just magnify their idea to get a tit out in public

>>53188380
b8
If it isn't, Great Britain is an island

>>53188405
We think that you French aren't actually human.

>>53188863

You're shagging noone lad, you won't even post your legs here

>>53188863
Think the best way to go is trimmed lad. :yy: completely shaved looks gay and a bush looks disgusting.

>>53188849
you fucking what mate are you chatting shit or something

>>53188405

Not really, you're just simply "The French" to most of us

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt5erv9861E

watching this

>>53188911
>legs
doxxable info tbf

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how's /suicide2016/ going lads

trimmed my pubes for the first time in like a year the other day, dick looks an inch longer

>>53188984

Fantastic lad, killed myself this morning and it's just great

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/35245437/drummond-puddle-watch-thousands-watch-livestream-of-puddle-in-newcastle
I LOVE twitter memes!!!!!

>>53188995
shaved everything off today

what if we're all dead and 4chan is purgatory

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>>53188995
Did a trim last week in case I got a shag on NYE, felt so good afterwards that I decided to shave my bollocks as well and I cut the little seam that runs down the middle, bled for ages and ruined a good pair of boxers.

>>53189050

even i think this is ridiculous and i've been memeing for 100+ years

>>53188473
what's up with his hair
and face

>>53188427
I mean not the black muslim maymay.

>>53189113
I've been memeing since the Dark Ages you fucking dip

>>53189103
congrats on the vasectomy

>>53189055

Could be worse mate

>>53189050
reminds me of that card stand meme from yonks ago

>>53188085
we iz all immigruntd muhfugga

Watching ASMR girlfriend roleplay videos lads.

>>53189103
did you get the shag then

how bout that m50 motorway

>>53189161

I remember that

nigger bee

>>53189187
Tis alright to look at I suppose

>>53189187
Hate it

>>53189126
Those are the features found on white people. I know this is the first time an American has seen one,

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>>53189103
>mfw people actually find it hard to shave their balls

>>53189187
where's that then

Temperatures dropping lads

>>53189255
can't say I've ever shaved my balls tbt (to be truthful)

>>53189175
>Watching ASMR girlfriend roleplay videos lads.

This is like that scene in Game of Thrones where the castrated soldier goes to a whore just to cuddle.

>>53189187
Sixt time dis week HATE IT

>>53189255

You got small balls, yeh?

>>53189175
most pathetic post itt

>>53189296
youre meant to do it when its really cold and theyre hard and contracted

>>53189184
nah
>>53189255
it is tbf
>balls are all nice and smooth and dangling down because it's warm
>perfect for shaving
>go into the bathroom
>all the cool air on them with them hanging out make them shrivel up and go wringly
>touch them with the razor
>bloodbath

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Billain lads

>>53189420
Legit wish I was a Jew

>>53189420
jewish calisthenics

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>#FreePalestine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MwMKZB36Tk

ok seriously man wtf am I watching

If i have to listen to that fucking job centre hold music for a second longer im gonna scream lads.

>>53189452

Those jews are legit insane, they are benefit scroungers, swim fully clothed and are inbred as fuck

>>53189518
maybe you should get a job

>>53189508

Nonce

>>53189420
intriguing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yYXkL7W1Bg

Wouldn't mind going to jail

>>53189550
Theres fuck all jobs in this town for an inexperienced mtf and all job centre offers is places in london where the train would cost more than the entire days wage

>>53189531
based

my names tom taylor

but you may know me as t squared

>>53189613
ribena

>>53189622
> inexperienced mtf

giz a look at u

I got 27 out of 50. Not bad I think imo.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/perpetua/how-many-us-state-capitals-do-you-know?bffbmain&utm_term=.xm8gbYZ5B#.ey8kYnANy

bongs or joints lads, got minimal baki so doesn't matter that much but still

>>53189613
>>53189622
>>53189636
>>53189642
>>53189663
delete these

too many jf

>>53189622

You a tranny lad?

go suck dick for a living

just invested 10 pounds in 5 lotto tickets for tonight
nutter infront of me at the shop bought 20 lucky dips
will probably stop posting when i am a billionaire

>>53189697
all me

>>53189742
good because i would have to tell you to fuck off until you do

>>53189742

Tax on hope

Good luck!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK1SpAy_cR4

best in the game it was b8 we was gonna be here
roll deep is the name and we're up for awards all year

>>53189676
fuck off

>>53189701
i already do camming to pay for food. rather not go full prostitute

>>53189742
if dubs you'll give me 100 quid of your billions

>>53189830
giz your stream lass

>>53189830
whats ur cam name lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK1SpAy_cR4

i got golden barz, texas hold'em barz

>>53189742

I win the lottery every day: I don't play

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INNIT?

>>53189895
is this real?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NqX6ixFtkS
cuckoldry has been part of Irish tradition for 100's of years

>>53189895
BAPS INNIT

>>53189895

I hate maisie so much

>>53189813
chav music out

>>53189813
excellent post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL4UwgWn2Gs
IF I ROLL DEEP, ROLL DEEP WITH MY CREW

>>53189872
kent_qt_xox

>>53189962
this beat sounds like some PAYG cartel shit mayn

>>53189830

You'd get way more money sucking dick and then you can stop fucking complaining on /brit/

>>53190002
*favourites*
*subscribes*

just found out wittgenstein was a faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfPP4YC8lLI

4 mix tapes no creepers no videos no t shirts
no promotions no shows no litres
no commotion no help no neenas

>>53186999
iran but ideally they'd wipe each other

quite a complex issue tbqh

Fuck you, your mama and everything else

>>53189508
fuckin upper class americans

>>53190002
>>53189872
no way

>>53189941
would uncle iraq lie to you?
>>53189952
that means you're a cunt

>>53190198
ysl for life bitch

Just so you know the only reason everyone on /brit/ is alive and in good health is because I haven't decided to do anything to you yet.

very VERY annoyed some cunt copied my post word for word and is now raking in more (You)s than i've ever got in my life

So how many posts are made on a thread before we start a new one?

>>53190233
I'm quaking in my boots

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>>53190223
our maise

>Lucked out and got a job way above my experience (requires three years)
>Pay grade is nearly 30k despite leaving uni this summer
>Only 21
>People at work ask me 'what my background is' and 'do I own a flat or a house?'

When I tell people I live at home they look at me like shit.

Pls advise on how to say I live with my parents in a subtle way.

I'm sick of being judged

>>53190288
>30k
and you can't afford to move out?

>>53190282
whats her rate?

>>53190223
did not have this flag thanks lad

>>53190318
LONDON
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D
O
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>>53190288
"I was living with my partner for a long time but we split up so im with my parents for the moment"

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