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This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

#Previous Thread >>53169823

Useful Links---
今までのスレ一覧
>http://desustorage.org/int/search/subject/Japanese%20thread/
Real Kana
>http://www.realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

次スレを立てる前に必ずスレ立て宣言をして下さい。次スレリンクも忘れずに
Please declare before making a new thread, and put the next link.
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1st for England
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THIS IS WHAT ANIME WILL, WILL DO TO YOU.

DELETE YOUR ANIME FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR SANITY, JAPS ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED.
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Are you guys also getting El Nino rains?

Make sure you bring umbrella if you are.

And share with me because I forgot mine thanks
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anime
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4th for まゆゆ!!!!!
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>>53181885
holy shit kek
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>>53181825
every number for まゆゆ
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>>53181956
>>53182002
Is mayuyu gf material
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>>53182051
N-no.
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>>53181858
Were you a fan of the thatcher administration?
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>>53182072
You're my gf from now on
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>>53182176
Change your name then
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I'm not gay
just want to thank him for making a new thread.
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>>53182176
>>53182207
Congratulations!
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>>53182207
Mayuyu please I don't think relationship is going to work
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長男は話がわかりそうだから長男と替えよう
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>>53182308
私たちは別れましょう。
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今夜も寝れない
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Well 740€ for an Oculus
I guess fucking Miku is far away afordable for me
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>>53182422
スピード離婚ですね
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>>53182435
リラクゼーション音楽聞いたら?
ホットミルクも
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>>53182422
はやっ
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>>53182435
最近、いくら寝ても疲れ取れないんだよね
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>>53182329
まさおくん
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>>53182442
Holy shit, that's absurd.
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>>53182630
Wouldn't you give anything to fuck your waifu?
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>>53182329
長男はカリアゲ君じゃないんだな
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>>53181825
おちゅでちゅ

/a/のスレも久しぶりに300レスを越えた。一つreplyする度に三つレスがつくので死ぬ。
>>53181660
日本人らしくていいじゃないか。まあ、こっちは、本当に忙しかったのよ。

無彩限のファントム・ワールド
感想
中二病の凸守(上坂すみれ)が赤いブルマを穿いて暴れまくり、モザイクだらけでした。
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>>53182695
Living in Brazil is suffering, I just checked and this shit costs R$4700 here.
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>>53182489
癒し音楽お勧めくださいませ
>>53182582
肝を診てもらってくださいませ
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液晶画面なんぞ見つめてたら余計目が冴えてくるぞ
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>>53182824
Why do games consoles and related things cost so much in Brazil?
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>>53182907
Pretty much anything that is imported costs a fortune because of the fucking taxes.
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>>53182422
好きだった。。。

>>53182824
Work hard to fuck your waifu
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>>53182907

Because the 5% richest would pay even the double. And the other 95% would make bank loans with over 200% yearly interest.
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中国系のプロキシ英国旗は韓国旗もよく使うみたい
日本旗、英国旗、韓国旗を繰り返して自演してるのすっげー分かりやすいの
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眠いんだけど、寝たくないー
自分がどこまで起きてられるか、試したい
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前スレで
終わった話題を
新スレに
持ち込む輩
そいつは荒らし
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>>53183063
>>53183042

I see. So waifus will only be for the rich, while the poor folk will have to make do with 3D women.
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>>53183298
いいね
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ああ、やっぱり寝ます
good night guys
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>>53183361
Good night my friend
またね
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>>53183324
Not unless you work hard man

>>53183361
Good night
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>>53183145
思ったんだけど、中韓とか関係なくてただ社会に恨みを持ってるやつかもしれん
よくある底辺の逆恨みってやつ
暴走族が騒音撒き散らして、全力で構ってちゃんするように、幸せそうな他人が許せなくて荒らしになるパターン
自分が不幸なのは日本社会が悪いと心の底から思い込んでそうで、気の毒ではあるがな
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>>53183361

Oyasuminasai, nihonjin. I hope you have sugoi amai yume.
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how embarrassing would it be if someone forgot how to write his name in kanji, is this something that actually happened once in your experience, not necessarily to you but other people for example
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>>53183556
You don't fool me my friend.
You're the Devil, I know it.
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>>53182442
That's too much for a smartphone strapped to your face
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>>53183777
Isn't there another that's not a smart phone strapped on your face?
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>>53183777
童貞
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>>53183916
>>53183777
>smartphone strapped to your face
That's only $99
(If you provide the smartphone)
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>>53182442
It costs $59900 if you live in Sweden
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サハスラーラチャクラまわしてたら自分のオーラがはっきり見えた
水色だとは思わなかった
試しにお気に入りのジッポライター集中して見たら白いオーラが薄く付いてた
物には感情が無いから白いのかな
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泣きながらかめはめ波
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>>53183692
What if the Devil was the good guy all along?
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>>53183692
>>53184782
ルシファーは白金のオーラでやってきて超あったかくて優しいよ
http://www.angelfire.com/empire/serpentis666/Outsiders.html
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ちょうど今北朝鮮が水爆を持つと聞いた

日本は恐れるだよね

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB-oJLq5rWo
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>>53185003
原爆のちょっと強いやつで全然水爆には程遠いらしいよ
いい気分はしないけど
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>>53185003
火縄銃があるから大丈夫
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>>53184892
The world would be so much more interesting if these kinds of things really existed...
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>>53181885
poor guy. He doesn't realize that he'll never be the little girl.
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>>53183298
ええのう、生学は。
>>53183301
>>53183552
a shitは、スレ開闢以来粘着している。まあ、相手にしないことだ。
まあ、他にはオーストリア旗とフィリピン旗が2年程前までいて「Japan a shit」と、よく書いていた。
で、a shit君と呼ばれていた。
>>53184383
パンツ屋のオーラは、サーモンピンク。処女のあそこの色。
だと、いいな。
>>53185003
前スレで俺の書いたのを読め。
>>53185191
というより、原爆の小型化に成功したことの戦略的意味の方が大きい。
つまりミサイルに搭載可能になったということ。水爆と言ったのは、最初からデマやろ。
ほんまに、うっとうしい奴らだ。
>>53185194
すっげーーー
って、言ってほしい?

さて、/a/のスレもそろそろ500、新スレが立つやろ。fansubの綴りを間違ったのは恥やね。でも、ちゃんと/a/でやっていけているのよ。英語はfuzzyなので助かるわ。

Good night, Every Anon
Im Anonymousness, so-called バンツ屋
See you again.
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How the hell do I start a conversation with my seat partner
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>>53185443
Only really a matter of time until surgery is advanced enough.
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>>53185460
Oyasuminasai gozaimasu Pantsuya, sleep sweetly.
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>>53185545
Live long enough to live forever... as a little girl.
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>>53185460
Good night!
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>>53185460
>tumblr
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>>53184341
599 dollars for USA. Just a mistake. They forgot the dot
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>>53186140
I knew that
(you got trolled big time)
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>>53186336
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>>53183557
I doubt that happens to mentally fit people
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>>53186993
I knew a guy who had to call his wife to ask how he writes the names of his kids in kanji on the day one at his new job.
He turned out to be a zainichi Korean.
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>>53187147
> zainichi

First and last day, I guess.
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>>53187147
Do Zainichi not learn kanji in school?
Or maybe he went to a special Korean school?
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>>53187147
hey fucker , respect the zainichi
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この時間帯に日本人は少ないかな。
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>>53187968
ただいま日本人の出席を取ります。日本人の皆さん返事してください。
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K lads I'm talking to seat partner now

Do I get her number
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>>53188263
ほーい(^-^)/
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>>53188263
マンコぶっかけ
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>>53187968
日本に午前4時だから、少ないことが当たり前だよ。

どうしてまだ起きてるの? 眠れないの?
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>>53183552
自己紹介乙
って言ってもらいたいの?
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>>53183552
心って不便だよね、心さえ無かったら寂しさから来る構ってほしさとか無いはずなのに。

リアルにキュゥべえとかミギーとか羨ましい。
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>>53188279
Only if she's a qt.
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>>53188544
昼に寝たいだけ寝たから眠れない。
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If you can fuck it
You can kill it
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>>53189136
If you can kill it
You can fuck it (even when it's dead)
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How many tissues do you use per fap?
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俺のおならがくさいWW
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>>53189873
How many box*
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>>53190055
でも自分にしかない、その特徴の臭さ好きでしょ?
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アニメ以外で日本オタクになる人っていないよね。。。とても残念なことです
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>>53190366
わんわん
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>>53190466
それが意外といるんだなこれが。
アニヲタと比べたら少ないかもしれんけど文化(一概には言えない)とか歴史とか意外とね。
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>ランダム検索をしようとした
>第一結果はこれです
なんとwwwwww
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>>53190466
大和魂を学びに留学したけどいじめられて泣いて帰国したアメリカ人少年の話は聞いたことある
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わんわん
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http://may.2chan.net/b/res/380553161.htm
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>>53190466
>>53190584
言語絡み興味を持っている人もいると思う。
その上、些細なものですけど、車や腕時計や万年筆や音楽などなどもいる気がする。
それでも確かアニメと漫画オタクより数が少ない。
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>>53190466
アニメが存在しないならばオタクも存在しない、しかし、アニメがないでもうんこ製造機がいつもいる。
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>>53190732
元気がなさそうだな
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>>53189873
depends on where it happens to be pointing
if it's straight up maybe I can get away with 2
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>>53190732
猫=くそ
犬=くそ
猫耳=普通
犬耳=最高
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>>53188966
She kind of looks like the girl in your picture, with shorter hair.

She said "bye" to me man. First time it's ever happened in so long
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>>53191494
>猫=くそ
>犬=くそ
死ね、クソはお前だけだ!
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>>53191494
可愛ければなんでもfappableだぜ
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>>53189873
https://strawpoll.me/6467615
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Does anyone jizz twice in one go? Like, you go once, then you wait 30 seconds and go again really quick?
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>>53191954
I don't think I can do that to be honest.
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>>53192042
The trick is to learn when your dick won't go into panic mode. There's a small window between not inducing dick panic and going completely flaccid
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>>53191621
残念ながら、ワンコちゃんをいじめる動画がまだありません、ニャンコちゃん版だけがある。
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来週私は日本語歌聞きました。
日本で有名なのか?
歌の名前は「夏祭り」です。
ヴィデオ:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZb9qRFyc8A

(ごめんなさい、私の文法悪い)
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lads the girl i kissed isn't returning my messages
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>>53193088
That's what you deserve normie scum.

Don't spam her, make her come to you
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>>53193256
I said "hi" after waiting almost 24 hours :'(
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>>53193292
Try moving on and swinging your ass at her
Are you sure she wasn't doing it out of pty
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Japanese people, how much do you hate gaijin people?
http://strawpoll.me/6467949
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>>53193570
>implying any Japanese people are awake/in the thread right now
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>>53193570
nihonjins only hate themselves ;'^(
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>>53192452
今の20代以上は知ってると思う。有名だよ。
今の10代の子は、もしかしたら知らないかな。

来週私は日本語歌聞きました。
This sentence sounds a bit odd, because ました makes a past tense, but you mentioned '来週' in the sentence.
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>>53193686
Japan never sleeps
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>>53193570
They're all busy at the moment senpai

Try again in 4 hours
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>>53190466
日本に来て日本人と結婚したりしてる人にはむしろアニメ嫌いって外国人が多い
昔このスレにいた、英語の先生しながら日本人と結婚してた沙羅って人がそうだった
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>>53193088
What massage did you sent to her? Show it to us.
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>>53194261
"hi"

it's okay lads she finally replied
we're going to meet tomorrow
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>>53194593
The flower of hope germinates from a small seed, anon.
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>>53189873
I don't use tissues I just wipe it up with my underwear

:^)
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おはよう

今日は学校です
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>>53189873
I used to jizz in my hand and eat the cum because I didn't want to use tissues (too obvious in the trash) or jizz in my socks (mom would notice when doing laundry) for a year or so from 15-16 when I was a fap fanatic.
Just got my first own pc and downloaded ALL the porn.
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>>53194839
literally gagging
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>>53194834
待って…そのロリは他のロリを生んだの?
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>>53194834
College?

>>53194839
Noice
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>>53194839
Cum is disgusting...it tastes like slimy pancake mix.

Honestly I just rubbed my dick in my pants until I came in my underwear
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>you will never have an ayy lmao looking japanese gf
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I just want someone to explain to me the reason for the nape fetish
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>>53195124
DUDE
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>>53195186
explain "nape"
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>>53194834
>今日は学校です

その漢字が学校はなんですか?

ごめん僕の日本語がひどいですね。
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Go on Japan >>53194784 get stuck in
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>>53195186
>>53195225
Shingeki no kyojin sparked it
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>>53195188
RAPE
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>>53194839
ultra stealth mode: flush them down the toilet next time you go (gotta make sure you won't be spotted on your way to the toilet)
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>>53195258
>巨人

Overrated honestly. Also I think that's the kanji for titan.
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>>53193789
>来週
Fuck! I meant 最近
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>>53195124
My current japanese teacher is alien looking.

Her face is short but long nose
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>>53195232
カナダなんて普通の日本人は脳裏の片隅にすら存在してない国なんでどうでもE
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all the hate of the white race
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i asked a japanese girl if she knows rare pepe she said no so i showed her pic of my cock she said wwoww nice is this rare pepe i said no but do you like it she said yes it's big cock yes so we made sex actually it was a lie you fell for my trap lol
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昼ごはん何を食べた?
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>>53196868
食べ物
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>>53196244
PERU NO
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>>53196868
昨日の昼飯はパスタにチキンとサラダ
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In history class today my teacher told me that the Japanese perpetrated something called the 'Rape of Nanking' during WW2, in which the raped and killed many innocent Chinese from Manchuria. It sounded very nasty, and I don't think a nation as cute as our ally Japan could have done such a thing, personally.

My history teacher was lying to me, wasn't she, Japan?
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How do you judge if he is a proxy or not?
Is there any good point to distinguish it?
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NO FLEX ZONE!
NO FLEX ZONE!
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>>53197590
by the smell
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>>53197914
Rub back side of your ears with finger, then sniff it.
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プロレス
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5MwwHTTUlg
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ok lads we're going to play billiards
i'm going to pull the old show-her-how-to-play-to-discreetly-place-your-erection-on-her-butt move
wish me luck
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>>53199387
>i'm going to pull the old show-her-how-to-play-to-discreetly-place-your-erection-on-her-butt move
no you're not
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Good morning
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>>53199920
ohayou
>>
la maldita raza blanca
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>>53199387
Will you really?
I challenge you.

>>53199920
Good morning.
元気かい?
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>>53200198
I promise
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Good morning everyone, exchange student here.
What stuff should I buy from the konbini that is both nutritional and affordable? Any tips for breakfast, lunch and dinner greatly appreciated.
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>>53200316
Find a supermarket desu senpai
or buy THIS desu senpai
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>>53200316
this
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>>53190466
これはお前の勝手な思い込み
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>>53195078
此のようにしていロリの環は永遠にっての連鎖する。
>>53197390
南京大虐殺は、国民党軍が更衣兵により、市民を盾にたたかわれました。つまり、今日のテロリストが行う都市ゲリラ戦です。
その結果、2千名の国民党軍の兵と200名の市民が死にました。
それ以上でもそれ以下でもない。
歴史の教師たるもの、共産主義者の宣伝に与するものであってはならない。
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>>53200028
おはよー

>>53200198
元気!
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ていうかアニヲタより大和魂とか言ってる外人のほうが一層気持ち悪い
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>>53200410
>>53200438
ありがとうございます!
やきそばはいい勧めだ、次回にコンビニに探す。他の勧めはある?ラーメンだけで暮らせないから。
The sandwich looks tasty as well, I'll look for it.
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>>53200490
歴史の教師ってクズばっかりだな
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>>53200611
そんな人いるんだ?
アニメ好きで日本に旅行しにくる人は自然な流れだと思う
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>>53200703
おにぎりかな。
てか、なんでもうまいよ。
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>>53200410
Those look absolutely delicious.
I`d rater have one with a french bread though.
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>>53200923
>French bread
わかる
チーズもはさみたい
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>>53200988
そうですよね
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>>53200923
>Those look absolutely delicious.
They are
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>>53200917
そうだね。
だが、毎日おにぎりを食べるのが高くないのか?
長い滞在の予定があるので、少し倹しい食物を探している。
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>>53200611
アニオタじゃなかったら人前でそんなこと言う奴日本人でもいないw
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>>53201120
チーズとハムとキュウリと…………あとは何を入れたらいいと思う?
何が好き?
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>>53200988
if u don't like baguette then you don't like life
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>>53201249
baguette a shit
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>>53201249
i don't like life
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>>53201249
Of course, I like baguette
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>>53201236
ターキーとピーマンかな
あ、レタスも
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>>53200915
アニメって一般的な西洋人から見たらキモいけどな
日本人は外人観測番組や4chanみたいなサイトを見て、日本に来る外人はたいていアニメが理由と騙されるだけ
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>>53201321
>>53201403
third world people don't have life to begin with
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>>53201601
fuck off frog
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>>53201601
And that's coming from a Frenchman
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>>53201553
実際はアニメ好きは少数派だよね
日本人も外国人も
うちの街に来る外国の人はお寺を見に来るよー
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>>53201665
go away spic
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>>53201528
>ターキー
う、売ってるかな?
でもすごいおいしそう
レタスはいいね!
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>>53201705
That's turk not French your retard
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Studying for an upcoming Japanese test.

Does this work?
>きっさてんのまえでいますひとはすごくおおきいです。
This is supposed to say:
>That guy in front of the coffee shop is way too big.
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>>53201249
The "regular" Brazilian breakfast is actually butter on "Pão Francês" with a cup of coffee.
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>>53201705

This is the main reason I could never live in France.
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>>53201877
きっさてんのまえにいるひとはすごくおおきいです
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>>53201877
>upside down
I even reoriented the phone so it wouldn't be upside down.
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>>53201877
Thos kids look like they're about to shoot JFK.
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We were apparently supposed to read 3 chapters that totals 100+ pages as homework, and I didn't do it.

What the fuck do I do?

I don't have the text book yet
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Is おとさん a proper way to spell dad or should it be お父さん because I don't know how to make my Japanese keyboard make a ō same thing for ありがとう all I can make it type is ありがと
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>>53202023
get the textbook from a friend
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>>53202023

Download it online and read it?
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Hello lads :3

>>53202023
Which book? Till when? How about looking up a summary?
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>>53202023
give up
your life is over
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>>53201999
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>>53201721
日本に行ったら京都の古い町並みとか伝統的建築を見たい
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racial bank
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>>53201967
I see, thanks.

Does 〜ます just sound weird in a relative clause or is it actually grammatically incorrect to use something other than the plain dictionary form?
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>>53201882
I love this breakfast, the bread is so fluffy and the butter a bit salty, just perfect.
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>>53202023
What time is it at your place? If you have to read till tomorrow I don't see a problem.
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>>53202055
お父さん(おとうさん) is correct

ありがとう (a ri ga to u)
おとうさん(o to u sa n)
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>>53202055
I don't quite understand. What's preventing you from spelling it おとうさん the same way you spelled ありがとう?
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>>53202099
Friend is already home and I'm still here.

>>53202142
Only on my phone right now, and I can't open any files I download for some reason

>>53202147
A history textbook

>>53202264
I have to read it in 1 hour....

Professor never said we had homework tho... fuck me
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>>53202247
京都いいね
来るなら秋がいいと思うよ!
もみじが見られるし
夏はダメだ暑すぎる
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>>53202315
Thanks, I didn't know I could add U to get the character I wanted in this case. Still learning.
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>>53202565
>history
Open Wikipedia and read something related.
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>>53202565

You dun goof'd lad, pay attention next time. I'd probably just skip class and go hang out in the park or something.
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>>53202565
切腹
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>>53202573
もみじはここで日本の話をしたらみんなが最初に思い浮かぶことの一つだと思う
別な季節だが桜も特に好まれる
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>>53202254
It must be the plain form. In other instances, it can be past tense, present progressive, etc., but it cannot be the ます form.
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What's the Japanese equivalent of "don't split infinitives" and "don't start sentences with conjunctions"? As in, fictional grammar rules nobody cares about but your elementary school grammar teacher.
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>>53202867
春か秋がいいね
やっぱり
フランスは旅行するならいつの季節がいちばん良い?
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>>53202899
I see.

Also, is で completely incorrect where I put it, or is it just that に sounds more natural?
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>>53203272
夏だよ
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>>53203335
夏に南フランスにバカンスに行く人多いね
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>>53203299
When you are talking about "being" in a place, at a place, by a place, etc., you need to use に (with verbs such as いる and ある).

When you talk about doing something or performing some sort of action in a place, at a place, by a place, etc., you use で.

It's hard to get at first, so don't worry if you can't quite get the hang of it. It'll come more naturally to you in time.
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>>53201230
このスレをロムっているweebは常時200人。書いている人は少数派だが。日本語に堪能な外国旗には、fansubが多いのも
全くの事実。ただし著作権BBAがうるさいので、この
スレではそのことは書かない。
日本を多少誤解していても、weebsは日本が好きな連中だ。
BBAと一緒に攻撃だけはするな。彼等がキモいと思うのなら
このスレに来るな。彼等が好きなのは日本であって、お前じゃない。
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>>53203564
そうだ。夏はドイツ人やオランダ人やイギリス人が皆大勢でフランスに行く。
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>>53201553
さすがレミさん、分析が物凄く冷静だね
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>>53203735
ネットで知り合ったイギリス人は毎年夏にフランスに行くらしい
正直うらやましい
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>>53203178
I have never heard of either of these.
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>>53203272
春か夏だね
それから閉まるところは多いし来る価値がないと思う
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>>53203707
>200人
どこ調べ?
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>>53203590
So アメリカでかいます Is more correct than アメリカにかいます。
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>>53204002
やっぱりそのくらいの時期かあ
教えてくれてありがとう
いつか絶対マルセイユやニースに行くよ!
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>>53204083
Yes. You don't say アメリカに買います.
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>>53203590
I see. Really informative, thanks!

>>53203965
Splitting an infinitive is putting an adverb between the English particle "to" and a verb. As in the famous line:
>To boldly go where no man has gone before.
Or in this sentence:
>The population is expected to more than double in the next ten years.
Some grammarians insist that it's incorrect to just have "boldly" or "more than" in the middle of the infinitive like that.

And some grammarians also insist that it's improper to put conjunctions like "and" at the beginning of a sentence, like I did at the beginning of this sentence.
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Lads, I think some section of my onboard Internet controller is fried. My Internet got shitty all of the sudden and I've been having all these inconsistencies when communicating with the Google servers and so on, the captcha doesn't even work sometimes.
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>>53204763
>mfw autistic prescriptivists invent grammar rules and then get mad when nobody follows them
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>>53204874
>England critisizing unnessecary grammar

I'm just kidding but at the same time I'm not.
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JSDF girl
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>>53205408
Fucking hell she's super cute

I like sort of average looking girls, is that stange?
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>>53205408
>girl

Looks like a young boy
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>>53205528
Are British boys that qt?
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>>53205528
I want a brit boy
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>>53205528
Girls that look like boys that look like girls are the best type of girls.

>>53205497
That ain't average
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>>53205724
Not average but not plastic is what I mean. I like natural looking girls.
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>>53205788
Girls that aren't plastered all over the front pages of magazines, you mean.
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>>53205839
Japanese models are pretty fake looking...they have them plastered all over and I find it sort of annoying because it makes girls think they have to look like a gogo dancer to be attractive.
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Morning.
I had no ideas that hamburger is sandwich.
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>>53205408
Just like my Valkyria Chronicles
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>>53206365
投稿するときに出てくる画像のこと?
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Does その朝 work when you want to say "this morning"? For some reason "けさ" is not sticking in my memory nearly as well as "あさ" is.
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this song make me remember my lonely nights at shanghai : )

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BT6n77kgxPo
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>>53206612
それそれ
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>>53206617
This morning=今朝(けさ)
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>>53206677
謎な問題多いよな
レクリエーションヴィークルってなんやねん
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>>53206617
あさ: a morning
けさ: this morning
その朝: that(or the) morning
We don't say その朝 meaning this morning.
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>>53206701
Right, but would someone who doesn't know English understand if I said その朝, or would the phrase sound nonsensical?
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>>53206780
Ah, I see now.
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>>53206753
I see it all over the place, but I've never properly learnt about quoting particles so excuse the question. I know how quoting particles work, like 君は美しいと思う, but what's the deal with って? It seems to be used in place of は sometimes, but I'm not really sure.


って

All of these are quoting particles according to rikaichan, the latter two being "casual". What's the difference between them?
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>>53206780
今朝におっぱいを揉んだ
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>>53206780
今朝おっぱいを揉んだ
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>>53207065
羨ましい
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>>53207163
>>53207065
are both correct?
sorry for being stupid
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>>53207163
おお、より自然になった
今朝おっぱい揉んだ でもおk
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>>53204874
>the kind of nonsense up with which I will not put
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今ゲームをやっている、君たちは?
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>>53207233
ありがとう、日本くん
今夜お会いできますか
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>>53207353
自分もゲームをやっている
何のゲームをしているの?
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>>53207353
英語の勉強してる

なんか書き込みエラーが出るな
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>>53204763
I can't really explain why, and I know it sounds autistic to say, but it's fun to speak properly, following all the intricate grammar rules in English. I'm not an autistic le genius or grammar nazi, and I don't speak unnaturally in normal situations, but it's fun to speak my language properly – who/whom, not ending sentences with prepositions, oxford commas, or/nor, etc.
It
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what did you do today, /jap/?
today, i kissed my japanese gf on the mouth.
i'm not even 童貞, but somehow it was a very special moment
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>>53207547
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>>53207353
今はYouTubeを見てるけど、後でゲームをしようと思ってるよ
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>>53207547
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>>53207052
I suppose I say って when I quote something that I heard someone said.
But I'm not sure.
君は美しいと思う。
君が美しいって言ってたよ。
君が美しいと言っていたよ。(not casual and sort of scary)
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>>53207052
I am most definitely not qualified to answer, but my understanding is that って is a contraction of と and 言う. So と as a quoting particle requires a verb after it and its usage is a lot more orthodox, while って is a lot freer.

Here's an example from Wiktionary:
>アラビア語って、難しくない?
>Arabic, you say? Isn't that difficult?

You could see them as two separate sentences, "Arabic, you say" and "Isn't that difficult?". But you can also see how the って could be replaced with は and it would function just fine as a sentence.
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>>53207357
ごめんなさい、これから彼女の家に行くんです
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>>53207547
It's only 11 AM here. I drank some hot lemon cider, and that's about it. I'll have lunch soon, and then go shopping for dinner.
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>>53207468
超次元ゲームネプチューヌ、君は何のゲームをやっているの?

>>53207501
頑張って

>>53207618
何を見てるの? エッチなこと?
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I'm seeing a Japanese friend soon after several years and I haven't been practicing my Japanese at all because I haven't met a single Japanese person or spoken Japanese since I left Japan (seriously do Japanese people ever leave Japan?). I can't figure out how to say "I unfortunately have not been practicing"

I think it's something like 練習しないでしまいます but it just doesn't sound quite right. 友だちたち、手伝ってください
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>>53207671
レズなんですか
エロいね
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>>53207683
pokemon omega ruby
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>>53207634
>>53207648
I see, thank you for the explanation.

>>53207618
どんなゲームが好きなの?
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>>53207671
だれですか?
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>>53207674

Isn't it a bit early to be on the sauce, nihonjin?
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>>53207547
STOP HURTING ME
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>>53207687
残念だけど、アメリカに戻ってから、ずっと練習できないでいるんだ。
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>>53207687
Say like this: 残念ながら全く練習してなかったんだよねぇ〜
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How do I destroy the Japanese economy?
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>>53207683
い、いや・・・
実況プレイだよ・・・

>>53207718
普段はゲームをしてる暇はないけど、最近はスカイリムにはまってるよ
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>>53207751
are you an englishman?
you know you've fucked up when an englishman is telling you that you drink too much
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>>53207751
There's no alcohol in it. Just lemon tea and spices.
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>>53207834
日本に移動して、ニートになって
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>>53207876

It just seems a bit early in the day to get started, and I don't want his teeny tiny liver to get hurt.
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>>53207834
Increase birth control, lower the birth rate, integrate a system of refugees similar to Germany, pay for all of them and 100% of their need, then spend government money on "muh feelings" type programs such as trying to say "sorry" to the Chinese and the Koreans, then give them billions of dollars.

This would be a pretty good way to be honest
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>>53207834
Why do you want to destroy Japanese economy?
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>>53207509
I get what you mean, but there's a definite difference between who/whom and grey areas like prepositions at the end of sentences, and there's a world of difference between those and outright made-up rules like split infinitives.
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>>53207944
彼ひとりだけじゃむりだ
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>>53207860
>実況プレイだよ
そっか、何のゲーム?レイプレイですか?
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>>53207961
I'm a Chinese spy
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If I write ごめなさい instead of ごめんなさい, will I fail the Japanese test right then and there?
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>>53208141
Your flag gave you away already
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>>53208034
>レイプレイ
コンセプトはいいんだけど、絵がもうちょっと頑張ってほしかったな
百合アニメに出てくるような娘を、嫌がってるのにオッサンが無理やり犯すみたいなの物凄い好き
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>>53207896
Oh, I believe I've misunderstood. Tea is a much better way to start the day than alcohol in any case.
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>>53208170
Yes.
Write ごめんちゃい
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>>53208034
ポルトガル君はレイプレイはやったの?
今やってるゲームもレイプもの?
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>>53208170
Yes.
Write ごめんなちゅ
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>>53207860
>実況プレイ
どのチャネル?
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>>53208170
Write "ごめなさい、俺はケン様だ。"
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>>53208034
ち、違うよ!!
トラックシミュレータだよ・・!!
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>>53208253
6年前くらいレイプレイをやった、今やっているゲームはちょうど可愛い少女、レイプなし…残念…
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>>53207811
>>53207820
ありがとうございます
>>
オスプレイ
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>>53208390
僕もこういう女の子が好み
レイプしたい
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>>53208428
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>>53208439
やめてください
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>>53208439
猫耳ロリタイプが好きなの?
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>>53208321
yogscastというチャンネル
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>>53208390
普通の恋愛ゲームとかでもムラムラがたまるとレイプできるオプションを付けてほしいよね
なんていうか、「レイプ」というジャンルに縛られた作品を作ってほしくない
普通の恋愛をしてるのに、突然ムラッときたから、思い切り犯しまくる、みたいなのってすごく燃えない?
AVでもただのレイプものじゃなくてさ、AV制作会社に入社した新入社員の女の子が輪姦されちゃうとかそういうテーマというかシチュエーションがしっかりしてるのが好きなんだ
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>>53208458
すばらしい
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>>53208439
ガチでやるなよ
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>>53208458
初めて聞いた時絶対ホモセックスのことだと思いました
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>>53208170
Google Translate says both are correct. Seems legit.
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>>53208675
>処女膜を破られ
おいマジかよ
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>>53208170
It's funny because all whites actually can't pronounce ごめんなさい and they say ゴメナサイ
I can hear your gaijin voice in my mind.
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誰か次スレ頼んだ
俺は忙しいから無理だ
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>>53208663
Really?
ごめんさい is not correct tb h
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一番ペニスの長い奴がスレを立てる決まりになってるんだ
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>>53208736
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>>53208550
>yogscast
なるほど、英語でなチャネルか
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>>53208663
>>53208749
It must have interpreted it as a typo.
When it comes to Japanese, Google Translate is essentially useless, pretty much any sentence you throw at it will return making absolutely no sense at all.
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>>53208578
でもレイプオプション恋愛ゲームがあるでしょう? しかしそういう恋愛ゲームは少ないでしょう? 普通な恋愛ゲームではないよね?

>>53208675
8/10、潜在的同人誌だよwwwww
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立てたいけれど短いから止めとく
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>>53208817
そう、たまに英語を聞かないと忘れてしまう・・・
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新しいスレはまだですか?
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>>53209059
お前のはでも固いじゃないか
いける
いってくれ
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>>53208675
>お父さんのおちんちんしか見たこともない無垢な女の子

風呂に毎日一緒に入れてて性的な考えのなかったお父さんは娘が成長しかけたら興味が湧いて犯したんだ
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>>53208952
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>>53209216
あああ!お父さんがムラムラして娘を犯しちゃうやつですねw
そういうのももちろんだいすきですよ
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>>53209138
固くもない・・・
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あっ!くそ!お前ら尻が重いすぎる、俺は新しいスレを立てる!、後で眠る行ってくる
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>>53209306
すまんな兄貴
頼んだ
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>>53209306
ありがとう
本当にありがとう
いつも立ててもらってばっかりで申し訳ない
いい加減スレのたてかたを覚えたい
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I'll make the new thread
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>>53209306
ほら、行け

>>53209360
>>53209360
>>53209360
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>>53209063
なるほど、では要するに練習方法ということ
俺には、正直に言って自国より外国チャネルはずっと面白い
ユーモアが基準よりちょっと違うからな
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>>53209398
Oh nvm
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