/post your cheekiest pepe/ edition
>ywn be the one that makes girls fall in love with him but instead will forever be the one that falls for girls
I literally can't express how much better my life has been since I attended Oxford. I went to a state school and gradually became the stereotypical moody sensitive type who both despises the quality of his immediate culture and feels a weird pride for having been raised in a sort of anti-intellectual environment. I was all set for a Russell Group humanities BA and a life working as an insecure wageslave forever thankful of being offered a job and forever too insecure to pursue my creative ambitions. Then I finally applied for Oxford and got in to study an English MA. I turned up as apprehensive as usual, and the first few days were spent regretting my decision and desperately feigning a cultured personality. But then I realized that the people there were just interesting and that the snobbery and exclusivity I had anticipated was just a myth borne out of my working class upbringing. I've since graduated, having spend the year dining in grand halls with groups of interesting people, dating several girls (one of whom, a petite Russian whose family traces back to the aristocracy, is now my fiancee). I work four days a week at a publishing company and earn £38k a year. I regularly meet up with friends from my college and visit Oxford for nights out and for meetings with my professors. The Martin Eden-esque novel I have been writing for two years has been selected for publication at a major British publishing house. If I saw you guys on the street I would of course throw you a penny or discuss Bukowski or whatever "realist" writers you enjoy, but ultimately I would be able to tell within ten seconds if you're an Oxbridge grad and would dismiss you as a potential source of good company if you are not. I never thought I'd know what it was like to be objectively better than somebody else, for the value of my existence to be superior to the value of a stranger's, but now I do and I've never been happier.
How can I get with a fit Polish girl lads?
See them around my town carrying bags of shopping from Aldi but I don't know how to meet them. They don't go out drinking or anything just seem to work and go home.
c-can i give my iteration?
*hands you the following letter*
yeah yeah so look mate i sussed out your ad and thought i'd fang you and pop up. yeah oi so scope out my shit cunt im 24 and yeah obviously australian yeah oi but im currently studying carpentry at tafe (like jesus hahaha fuuuck mate). yeah so im definitely not an etch cunt hey so like usually like for fun yeah me and 'the boys' will just like do some caps and go driving, or maybe go down to woy for the surf. also im currentlyin pushing so if u wanna get on you know my digits already haha just make sure its not red hot. yeah but apart from that i reckon i'd be a mad cunt as a room mate like you wont find many dramas with me hey.
p.s. i write "tomo"
very surprised at how crime syndicates are able to get away with all their misdeeds, especially drug trafficking. especially with the resources and technology the police and other government departments have at their disposal. you'd think they'd be able to detect tons of pills and powder coming in.
think bribery and corruption is more prevalent than we think?
Now we run it through Gizoogle so it's prepared for our new diverse population
yeah yeah so look dawg i sussed up yo' ad n' thought i'd fang you n' pop up. yeah oi so scope up mah shiznit playaaaaaa im 24 n' yeah obviously australian yeah oi but im currently studyin carpentry at tafe (like jesus hahaha fuuuck mate). yeah so im definitely not a etch playaaaaaa hey so like probably like fo' funk yeah me n' 'the thugs' will just like do some caps n' go driving, or maybe go down ta woy fo' tha surf. also im currentlyin pushin so if u wanna git on you know mah digits already haha just make shizzle its not red hot. yeah but apart from dat i reckon i'd be a mad playaaaaaa as a room dawg like you aint gonna find nuff dramas wit me hey.
p.s. i write "tomo"
>hand in uni essay before christmas
>get email yesterday
>tutor rinsing the whole class about how shit our work was
>get essay back today
wasn't even scared
What app is this lad
They do detect tons of pills and powder coming in, but they are not nearly as good at catching smuggled drugs as they want us to believe. silk road sends drugs via normal post and is rarely rarely intercepted. then the ocean is a big place lad and private boats are rarely searched and especially not when they sail to a drop point and not a marina
what apps that
Silk road is gone but there are a ton of others shipping the same or more ammount of product
it's not always domestic either I got meme pills from germany and it was just a bag taped to a small card inside a letter
Yeah I've bought my fair share both domestic and international
The stuff I got recently from Spain was glued between two bits of cardboard and it just looked like a regular letter
of course it is. drug lords have mates in the police and in government. the few big busts you see are allowed to happen to maintain the illusion that they aren't all a bunch of corrupt lying bastards
the only "kali" i know is khalil underwood
She had the side to side telling me no lies
Knocking me out with those American thighs
not with all the propaganda the BBC and other national media are churning out, not with all the hopeless lefty twats in this country. If UKIP don't stand a chance of getting into office, we don't stand a chance of leaving the EU
think jynx has an uggo face 2bh i was posting it cuz of briella bounce
THE WALLS START SHAKIN
THE EARTH WAS QUAKIN
MY MIND WAS ACHIN
AND WE WERE MAKIN IT
SHOOK ME ALL NIGHT LONG
>upset some girl
>lie and tell her I didn't mean to but im autistic and closet gay and have been struggling with how to come out to my religious parents
>so she will feel guilty and be nice to me and give me more attention
>so that it'll make another girl jealous
I think i'm turning into a sociopath desu
>im autistic and closet gay
>so she will feel guilty and be nice to me and give me more attention
>so that it'll make another girl jealous
Your plan has some serious issues tho.
Have had 1 wank since 2015 and pubic hair and big thick arses now turn me on something rightly
the test meme is real??
Possession of weed or any drugs is taken way more seriously in the US than it is here you retard
You have to get caught 3 times to even be considered getting sent to court over it here, and if you get caught 3 times you're a bit of a mong
wew just got my email from last year
>not communicating with your future self
Because HDI is a retarded system of measurement because it gauges "happiness" of which Americans always are and other stupid shit like church attendance and trade union membership.
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the dreams in which im dying are the best ive ever had
Poleaboo would like everyone here to know that he considers them his friends, you are all very important to his quality of life and welfare.
He values everyone who has sympathised with him, given him advice and even just take a few seconds out to acknowledge him by giving him a (you)
Poleaboo would like to go on to apologise if he has in any was upset, offended or distressed anyone in these threads, it was not his intention and he will do all he can to avoid repeating his mistakes
Got to share my story about my GF lads, need advice
Girl I've had a crush on for years.
Shorter than me. Adorable in every way.
We have sex regularly.
Be together for many years.
Trust her unconditionally.
One day, she sits me down for a talk.
Has a sad look on her face.
She tells me she was raped a few weeks back.
She went to get STD test and found out she was HIV positive.
We've had sex at least 4 times after.
She just tells me now because she was scared of telling me.
Suddenly build up with uncontrollable rage.
Punch her in the face as hard as I can.
She falls down.
Still pissed off, can't even see straight.
Keep punching her as hard as I can.
Gets to a point where her face is a pool of blood.
Blood splashes onto my shirt when i punch.
Leave, her parents come home after.
Fast forward a few weeks.
She's in a face bandage, stitches everywhere.
She told her parents a robber came in and did this.
She didn't want me in jail because she felt bad.
Suddenly feel terrible inside.
Go to apologise three weeks later.
Ask her sister where she is.
Her sister has tears in her eyes, says she fell into a coma.
Run to the hospital to say sorry before it's too late.
Get to her room.
Open the door.
Get on the floor.
Everybody walk the dinosaur.
Why did Anakin go from an American accent to an English accent when he was telling Luke he was right about him?
the last time you came through
oh darling i know what you're going through
the last time you caaaaaaaame through
oh darlin oh darlin oh darrliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiWELL OH DOES YOUR HUSBAND KNOW
YOUR HUSBAND KNOW
DOES YOUR HUSBAND KNOOOOH OHH OWWWOHH OOOHH
DOES HE KNOW?
DOES HE KNOWWWW DOES HE KNOOWWWOWOWOWOWOWOH
BUT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL NEVER END UP LIKE HIM
BEHIND MY BACK I ALREADY AM
KEEP A CALENDAR
THIS WAY YOU WILL AAAALWAYYYS KNOWOOOOOW OH
THE LAST TIME YOU CAME THROUGH
OH DARLING I KNOWWW WHAT YOURE GOING THROOOUGH
THE LAST TIME YOU CAAAME THROUGH
OH DARLING I KNOW WHAT YOURE GOING THROUGH.....OOOH.....OOOOH
Might take the wifes brothers to see star wars today, thoughts????
government sanctioned black breeder
all the men in there would go WOAH WOAH wat u doing mang
I don't care if you screw him
Just as long as you save a piece for me
Excellent decision. Be around people who don't loathe you, go to a paki country. Very gracious of you. You can start by leaving the thread, then leave the country at your soonest possible convinience.
>get teleworking job
>go to thailand
>save up £300,000
>buy nice townhouse in white village
>start a family
you have TEN SECONDS to prove to me that this ISNT the GOAT plan
oi GIRL hahahaahaha do you LIKE big MEN for you AhahahhahhaAHHAHHAHA *tenses arms until I pass out*
haha YES lad hahahahahha da duff da duff da duff da duff *puts on fluro hat and glasses* da duff da duff da duff
I grew up in something that's one step up from a complete ghetto. I made it to an Ivy League school on the back of a combination of affirmative action and an athletic scholarship.
My classmates were all your traditional, blue blood type elites. My professors were the leading experts of their fields.
Every single one of them wanted nothing more than to be shown the base and degenerate aspects of society, and to experience it through whatever avenue possible. This includes emotional, intellectual, and physical. I'm talking humiliation and abuse - in bed and out of bed.
(I'm a faggot in case you haven't figured this out yet. I know you guys suck at reading comprehension.)
One of my teammates, an otherwise proper, respectable, and charismatic white boy had the biggest orgasm of his life (or so he tells me) from having a $10,000 bottle of wine poured over him while I fucked him. Another one specifically requested I whip him with his violin bow. Many more want to experience prison rape or some other comparable scenario in the bedroom. I had a professor suck me off in his office while specifically requesting I shout verbal abuse relating to the emptiness and uselessness of his particular field of study. My experience is not at all uncommon from what I hear.
Your so-called "elites" just want to be treated like crap by ghetto filth. Next time you meet up with an Ivy grad, just remember there's a good chance the same mouth that's speaking eloquently about politics, culture, or whatever other topic is probably the same mouth that sucked big black cock the night before.
>2 bed condo in bangkok city centre
>2 bed condo in London city centre
>people filtering the lads
if u cant handle the kitchen OMFG i meant ahahahahahahaha i meant ahhahahaha
i meant hahahahahaha
if you cant handle the HEAT ahHAHHAHAHAHHAhahahaha then you better get out of the k-
>Can't stop thinking of asians as physically weak
>I look their girlfriends up and down when they walk past like wot u gonna do tiny yellow man?
>reckon I could take on 10 chinks at once 2bh
>You were right I can't do this I'm going crazy it's my body
>I want to purchase vespas
>I'm a hard man from norn iron who coincidentally posts on 4chan
This is what average chinks look like you absolute shill
Your post is like me posting UK strongmen champ in response to white boizz cant compete wit da black man