Dear Slavs: Squat Edition.

>>53175335
whaa?

>>53175335
My fitness trainer told me that it is actually a healthy sitting position and that most western people just lack the flexibility to squat comfortably.

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>>53176063

Does it have anything to do with the fact that most Slavs shit in a hole in the ground?

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>>53175335
seems inconvenient for when you want to reach the top shelf tho

>>53176104
>most Slavs
Just Turkish or Mongolian rape babies.

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Idk why but they really good at it 2bh

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>>53175335
When you don't want to stand, and there's no (clean) place to sit, you have no choice but to squat.

>>53176779
Yeah but I don't live in a filthy crawl space like a Slav

>>53176424
Fucking this
In Poland nobody squats

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Slav is always quick on feet, always get away from Western pigs. Squating is self training from day one.

>>53176063

It actually is compared to sitting in a chair. Squatting doesn't lead to back pain, hemorrhoids, or your legs constantly falling asleep.

>>53175335
>something something Russians memes something

first I heard of this was on 4chan

>>53177800

Unless you don't own a chair and must squat.

After generations of squating, Slavs must have evolved counters against the strain upon the body during intense squat sessions.

Maybe that's why you never see a fat Slav squat, they don't posses the pan-mongol squating gene.

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>>53179264

Pic related, phenomenal behaviour observed from genetic carriers.

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>>53179264

the funny thing is, he's slovenian and very likely doesn't posses the "pan mongol squat gene" due to us never being buttseksed by squnty eyeds

He's a master squatter doe

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So we can presume that this squat genetic is present mainly in Southern Russians.

How does that explain it's wide useage across the Eastern Bloc though?

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>>53180217
nice meme

>>53175335
It doen't have anything to do with Slavs in you want a serious answer.

>>53180461

So you're saying that people, regardless of ethnicity, all around the world squat? It has nothing to do with the pan-Mongol squating gene?

>>53181188
It's some thug culture that is spread in a part of the world. Like tracksuits that you can see on literally any criminal around the world: Japanese, Italian, etc. It's like they have a connection on a spiritual level.

Slavs and asians are short. They don't weigh much. Thus squatting is natural for them.

>>53182717
>Slavs and asians are short
nice meme

>>53176063
t. Ivan Vladimirovich

>>53183170
>muh maymay alps
Just stop

>>53176063
I lack this flexibility, so I'm a confirmed non-Slav.