ummm like .... i just dont really like yanks :( x edition
Britsmalls live in SHOEBOXES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HELLO WHERE ARE THE BURGER? :DDDDDDDDDDD
>THERE ARE NO MUSLIMS NEAR ME, I ONLY PAY £900 FOR MY 1M^2 FLAT, U JELLY POORTHERNER? ONLY 2 MOSQUES NEXT DOOR U JELLY?
typical londoncuck response
the only thing small about an american is their fucking house size literally lmaoing at your ~2000sq ft """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""house""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
ROFL don't be salty about the revolutionary war cuck you just dumb that's why your houses are so small when you aren't a crowded country
What's the matter lad? The call to prayer wake you up too early? Did the mandem nick your phone on the tube?
>Build house out of wood
>In a fucking tornado zone
You can't make this shit up
>Corbyn is a good man
>surrender northern ireland
>"just print more money lol"
>remove all border control
>massively reduced military
>massive paki appeaser
>Corbyn is a good man
Been to most countries in Europe, Mexico, South Africa, India, few places in SE asia. Only place I would consider emigrating to is the Netherlands, and that's only because weed is legal. UK is still one of the best countries to live in in the world.
Poleaboo would like everyone here to know that he considers them his friends, you are all very important to his quality of life and welfare.
He values everyone who has sympathised with him, given him advice and even just take a few seconds out to acknowledge him by giving him a (you)
Poleaboo would like to go on to apologise if he has in any was upset, offended or distressed anyone in these threads, it was not his intention and he will do all he can to avoid repeating his mistakes
>getting this mad about being stuck in his mum's house after job centre cut off his bennies
even if you go to an expensive country, you at least get your money's worth. In the UK, you pay for a first world country and get a third world one in return.
the term "holiday" implies I'd be returning home to live
>basing your locality on legality of weed
i enjoy a toke as well but jesus mate, there's more to life than that
>and that's only because weed is legal
It isn't even though. Our policy is backwards as fuck, and cannabis is still formally illegal.. If the government decided tomorrow that the laws should be enforced again the 420-era would immediately be over.
>Higher rate of violent crime than parts of Africa & South America
>Regular natural disasters killing dozens
>Less than 60% white
>No free healthcare
>Police can shoot citizens free of consequence
>Two party "democratic" system
Is the USA a third world country?
>Why yes I am a British expat living in an asian country.
I just don't get it.
I'm American (live in UK now), but have never owned a gun, and have no desire to own a gun.
I've never understood how the idea of liberty can be symbolised by an instrument of killing. For a civilized country, my homeland is very backward on this matter. Most of us Americans are really nice people; that's why I honestly don't know why so many are so obsessed with guns.
The 2001 UK Census recorded 158,434 people born in the United States. According to the 2011 UK Census, there were 173,470 US-born residents in England, 3,715 in Wales, 15,919 in Scotland, and 4,251 in Northern Ireland. The Office for National Statistics estimates that 197,000 US-born immigrants were resident in the UK in 2013.
The 2001 UK Census recorded 107,871 Australian-born people. In 2007, Bloomberg reported that there were approximately 200,000 Australians in London. In 2008, The Times reported that there were 400,000 Australians in the United Kingdom. The 2011 UK Census recorded 113,592 residents born in Australia in England, 2,695 in Wales, 8,279 in Scotland, and 1,750 in Northern Ireland. The Office for National Statistics estimates that 113,000 people born in Australia were resident in the UK in 2013.
The late-2000s recession resulted in increased number of Australians moving from the UK. 2,700 Australians left each month in late 2008, compared to 1,750 a month in 2005.
The 2001 UK Census recorded 266,136 German-born people, making them the fourth-largest foreign-born group after Irish, Indians and Pakistanis. A large proportion of these people are thought to be the children of British military based in Germany at the time of their birth, who have since returned to the UK with their families. Wiltshire, Colchester, North Yorkshire and Aldershot, which are all home to significant army populations, had a combined German-born population of 12,000.
The 2011 UK Census recorded 262,356 German-born residents in England, 11,208 in Wales, 22,274 in Scotland, and 3,908 in Northern Ireland.
The Office for National Statistics estimates that in 2013, there were 297,000 German-born people living in the UK but that 189,000 of these were British nationals. The total number of German nationals resident in the UK, regardless of birthplace, is estimated at 126,000 in 2013.
well I'm back to /cum/ where the civilized people are bye bye butthurt third worlders :) nice chatting with you about your shithole country with shoebox homes. i hope you get over your revolutionary war salt soon!
I heard S4 would be sorta similar to original fate franchise
At least Shirou will get more screen time and do some seigi no mikata things
Wasn't talking about you, obviously, you mong
A good lad who put a lot of effort into /brit/ and probably would have done the same had he stayed in England
Some dopey prick who happens to be somewhere else and all he can think to do is come here and shitpost about it
Why the fuck would they do that?
The fate franchise is garbage.
haven't been in a lidl for the last 10 years just because of their presentation, literally just boxes with shit lighting
Went to my first Lidl yesterday and it was pretty fucking grim
Everything's all like out in the open like some natural disaster rescue centre
Matey on the tills was a friendly chap though, I'll give you that
>post yfw Hillary finishes the job of taking yanks guns away that Obama started
t. londoner who thinks he's white
just look at all those first world countries topping the list
You're wise for an American, very well
>live in london
>awoken at 6pm by call to prayer from mosque next door
>leave for work, ticket is more expensive than usual, ticket prices have gone up AGAIN
>train is packed, paki next to me smells like curry
>Go to work all day
>buy a sandwich at a cafe, £300
>get a beer on the way home
>get stopped by the sharia patrol
>blacks have ransacked my £500,000 one bedroom apartment
a-at l-least i'm not a p-poortherner!
not first world
turkey's technically first world despite being a shithole
>ignoring all the shithole countries on the list
>ignoring the fact that most the shithole countries are towards the top
Hello /r/ukpolitics I've been a lurker for a while and decided to sign up to discuss the rising anti-diversity sentiment in this country. I was speaking with a friend who I thought was not a racist but then one day he said he thought it was a bad thing that London was so multicultural and that he "didn't feel like it was England" Didn't feel like it was England? I'll have you know anyone with a passport and citizenship is just as British as anyone else with a passport! With the rise of UKIP I feel we could see nationalism rise with primarily the English (The most bigoted people on the island of Great Britain see EDL and BNP) demanding the stop of immigration so the "indigenous" as they like to call themselves, people could keep the majority and we all need to say NO RACISTS! NO, NO, NO!
We need to make the argument for multiculturalism, could you imagine going to London and only seeing white people speaking English? What a horrid thought. I support multiculturalism because who is to say that English culture is the best culture for the people in England? Maybe Pakistani or Nigerian culture would suit them better? Multiculturalism gives people the choice to experience and choose which culture is best for them. I think schools should have a massive campaign to teach all children especially the "indigenous" ones that this country has no natives, it's just been constant string of immigrants like the United States.
What do you lads think?
Very little if we're talking theologically, in fact the original "schism" between the two was based on incredibly trivial matters. What caused it was disastrous miscommunication because the West spoke Latin and the East spoke Greek.
However, what finally cemented it was the sack of Constantinople in 1204 during the Fourth Crusade.
>dealer has moved away
>really cba with all this sneaking round pub car parks and stuff now I'm nearly done uni
Is half a tab of 1p-LSD decent for clubbing? I've heard good things about going out on small amounts of psychedelics but I've heard it can end badly as well
What triggered you
Calm down, you're not like that
> have to type "about me" to send to a guy to enquire about renting a room out
> literally have to advertise myself
how the fuck do i do this lads
Never taken 1P in public but I've done 300ug AL-LAD on nights out a few times, was always a good decision, I would walk out at 5am feeling awesome while the pillheads were on the floor dying. Don't even really need to drink either.
sounds fun. I've not lost the magic from MD but I feel like it's really not good for me and the only lad I know who gets good stuff has moved away so it's worth a go. Not a lot of potential for anything bad to happen as long as I keep the dosage low
FUCK ME I HAVE TO TELL A BUNCH OF NORMIES ABOUT ME THIS IS FUCKING STUPID
Had a dream last night where I was filming a party scene for a Mel Gibson TV show. My scene involved dancing on stage like a spastic and then a small conversation with Emma Stone but after the scene, her and I just sat together and talked for ages. She was sitting sideways across my lap and leaned her forehead against mine for a little bit while we spoke. I think the loneliness is getting to me.
>at the job centre
>some black guy is looking around shifty
>uppity black security guard says "Can I help you?" in a condescending tone
>black guy walks upstairs says "Take off your wig" to black woman
>woman says "Why don't you get a job" aggressively
Had a bit of a tolerance at the time, was taking it every other weekend at least, it is more potent, shorter lasting so like a condensed LSD trip. Lasts about 6-7 hours so it's perfect for a night starting at say 10pm. So versatile as well, just as much for a night in listening to music. Don't think you can get it anywhere now though, a real shame.
Are you just ignoring the fact that London is one of the best cities in the fucking world. Just because you have some big house in the middle of fuck no where doesn't mean it's a better place to live
You sound like that retarded yank
And no, I don't live in London
Considering becoming a full time /lit/ poster
i made this OC yonks back lads, just rediscovered it. go ahead and rate it??????
t. rasheed alben alif al britaini
>best cities in the fucking world
If you're a paki yeah
>big house in the middle of fuck no where
>south of france
>Middle of """""""""Nowhere"""""""""""""""
Got my a good deal on a roomshare down south lads, only £500 a month.
I have to leave because my roommate has to pray 5 times a day, but i think the benefits outweigh the cost!
Just enquiring about the room you're advertising. I'm currently living in LONDON and am looking for a place to stay closer to the city as I am currently studying LONDON at LONDON on LONDON.
I am a 24 year old Australian, casual employed male who has an interest in computers, reading, movies and many other things. I'm clean and although I can be quiet at times but I am by no means antisocial and I do love going out for lunch or dinner.
If you're interested in showing me the room and it's still available, my days off vary throughout each week but generally I don't have weekends off, so I hope that isn't too much of an inconvenience. If it is I can organise something with work.
My contact number is LONDON and my email is LONDON@HOTMALE.com, feel free to text or call me (although I may be at work so if I don't pick up I'll be sure to call back when I can)
Thanks for your time,
Well here it is lads, had to normie the shit out of it but christ it's done
whats teh earliest reaction image you lads have?
I'm not really that antisocial
But i can't socialize constantly without feeling drained as fuck, just an excuse to go in my room and lock myself away from the world for a bit
Nob wasn't all that big when I was 13 but now, after years of not bothering to wank properly by pulling the foreskin back, my nob is far too thick for my foreskin. Might have to start the hot shower treatment.
im doing a little depression right now lads so I was feeling a bit shit today
then the gf notices im not talking and says
>"cheer up moron, you're bringing down everyone here"
>she instantly turns around and ignores me for an hour
>go back to being a depressed
worst shit is shes going to give me an absolute bollocking later when if it had been reversed i'd be in deep shit with her
why do I even fucking bother lads
so if i tell them i AM antisocial, they'll think I'm social?
It used to be one of the top schools, until they figured out they get extra funding for taking on people from low socio economic areas. It's slipped a lot in the rankings now, so I hope the extra 25% funding was worth it
interested in renting your apartment. 24 years old from australia, employed, clean, and polite. you don't get in my way and i won't get in yours. we can even hang out sometimes if you want once we get to know one another better. if not that's fine too, won't take it personal
if interested, send a reply at email@example.com or the attached number, and we can work out a date for me to check out the apartment.
>anon gets tricked.jpg
bit of a give-away m8
Put aside the rhetoric because they are my shoes now.
that's how a fucking serial killer would write
this is what you should say.
im after a place you're advertising and thought I'd drop you a line. I'm 24 years old and born in australia. I'm a lethal weapon that sinks piss like it's a competition but I do enjoy a bit of a teabreak now and then as do the boys in the baggy green. Im not a grub or anything so yeah just swing us a reply and ill squiz at the room whenever.
PUT THE PEPES IN THE BAG OR THE WOJAK GETS IT