/brit/

why do yanks and aussies even come here lmao

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Britsmalls live in SHOEBOXES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

christ british women are ugly
no wonder you are all fags

corbyn

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crayon pop

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how was pmqs?

>>53174702
I even filled the captcha

When are we gonna finally ban the londoncucks from this thread? they're all rasheeds anyway

>>53174732
specifically for you

>>53174732
for the banter

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35239232
>Labour party in full meltdown

Quite happy with this desu

>>53174758
Totally agree

>>53174743
>moldova
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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HELLO WHERE ARE THE BURGER? :DDDDDDDDDDD

>>53174758
>>53174784
poortherner detected
shouldn't you be busy swimming right now?

>>53174775
Corbyn is based, people need to back him or we'll be stuck with the same old stuff political elites from eton who only look after their own

>about a thousand men of arab or northern african appearance
>not a single arrest
>one million 'refugees'

finna kill a yank and buy an aussie a novelty keyring item

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>goin netto ne1 want owt?

>>53174822
nice b8

As an American, I think you peasants should show a little more respect for your elders.

howdy fellas

>>53174822
>Corbyn is based

He's such a deluded moron, that I'd rather a man who fucked a pigs mouth is in charge.

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>>53174784
>THERE ARE NO MUSLIMS NEAR ME, I ONLY PAY £900 FOR MY 1M^2 FLAT, U JELLY POORTHERNER? ONLY 2 MOSQUES NEXT DOOR U JELLY?

typical londoncuck response

>>53174732

Nowt wrong with Aussies, except for the shit posting, but Yanks definitely need to fuck off back to /cum/

>>53174739
If any Australian would like to house me that would be great x

>>53174822
the last PM to go to Eton prior to David Cameron was Anthony Eden

>>53174876
i can house you
if you know what i mean ;)

>>53174739
the only thing small about an american is their fucking house size literally lmaoing at your ~2000sq ft """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""house""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

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>britsmalls
ROFL don't be salty about the revolutionary war cuck you just dumb that's why your houses are so small when you aren't a crowded country

>>53174775
Labour has no chance at the next election so they're just playing politics with themselves tbqh

>>53174822
>reddit.txt

Bin that yank

>>53174840

Who the fuck unironically shops at Netto anymore?

>>53174888
they all went to oxbridge though

>>53174876
ye we have 2 spare rooms so you can stay here if u want

im surprised you idiots are even responding to this yank twat. grow the fuck up.

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>>53174820
What's the matter lad? The call to prayer wake you up too early? Did the mandem nick your phone on the tube?

>>53174743
Why do we see Romanians on here but hardly any Moldovans?

>>53174891
Our new homes are larger :^)

>>53174922
Gordon Brown and John Major didn't

>all the nice yanks are gone
>tfw no bow-legged vocaroo posting cali bird
>tfw no virginia yank
>tfw no "What's on the agenda today?" yank

>>53174937
our new homes are larger than your new homes :^)

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typical house in denmark

about £200,000

>>53174861
Corbyn is a good man

The rest are all slime

>>53174915
>>53174850
>Buzzwords
Shouldn't have expected any less from Corbyn haters

>>53174940
yueh but there gay

>>53174950
its just the wrong time
give it 6 hours, nice normie chaps will come home and yanks will get bored and go to bed

>>53174921
poorthernchaps

it's all their bennies can afford

>>53174937
thought those big mcmansions were out of fashion now?

>>53174950
I could be nice but nah fuck it you dickheads tried to tax us unfairly and we revolted. And 200 years later, you're still going to feel the pain as I rub in our victory.

>>53174983
i'm with this guy

>>53174966
Are you the social housing pleb?

>>53174964
where's the rest of it?

>>53174983
do you have autism

>>53175006
Do you have saltism? Salty about the revolutionary war?

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>Be American
>Build house out of wood
>In a fucking tornado zone

You can't make this shit up

>>53175001
no thats me (i am a patrician btw)

sorry lads but when you move out of your mum's house and go to another country, you do realise the UK is a fucking shithole

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>>53174983

>>53175035
Shut the fuck up you gormless cunt, nobody gives a fucking toss about you or what country you're in

>>53175029
i literally dont even know or care when the revolutionary war was

>>53175035
>Cheap country*

moving to thailand next year where £300 rents me a 2 bedroom flat in bangkok

>britcucks

>>53175035
>only living in one other country
lived in 5 desu

>>53174966
>Corbyn is a good man
>surrender falklands
>surrender northern ireland
>"just print more money lol"
>remove all border control
>maximum wage
>gender segregation
>massively reduced military
>terrorist sympathiser
>massive paki appeaser
>Corbyn is a good man

>>53175030
Im from here and it's always the same excuses
>but muh rigid anti earthquake structure

>mfw no earthquakes here
>mfw no face, just like no earthquakes

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>>53175035
t. lad on his first holiday

>>53175066
>moving to bangcuck
pedo detected

>>53175062
>british """""""""""education"""""""""""
I don't blame you. Probably had mudslime teachers.

http://news.sky.com/story/1617438/north-korea-did-test-hydrogen-nuclear-bomb

>North Korea Did Test Hydrogen Nuclear Bomb

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>53175035
Been to most countries in Europe, Mexico, South Africa, India, few places in SE asia. Only place I would consider emigrating to is the Netherlands, and that's only because weed is legal. UK is still one of the best countries to live in in the world.

>>53175121
too busy learning about actual relevant interesting history instead of the time a bunch of crying yanks had a tantrum and ran away from home soz haha

>>53175131
>only because weed is legal
Brittards are dudeweedlmaoers who would have guessed?

>>53175121
it's an almost irrelevant part of our history though
we can't go over the events that caused us to lose every part of our empire

>>53175095
>average wage in moldova is 173EUR

jesus christ how do you even have internet

>>53174732
Literally asking myself the same question about ww1 and ww2 haha

>>53175158
Quite like a good "soz" tbH

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>>53175131
>only because weed is legal

Poleaboo would like everyone here to know that he considers them his friends, you are all very important to his quality of life and welfare.

He values everyone who has sympathised with him, given him advice and even just take a few seconds out to acknowledge him by giving him a (you)

Poleaboo would like to go on to apologise if he has in any was upset, offended or distressed anyone in these threads, it was not his intention and he will do all he can to avoid repeating his mistakes

>>53175179
lmao but lets get back to the revolutionary war the Brits are so salty

>>53175061
>getting this mad about being stuck in his mum's house after job centre cut off his bennies
:^)

>>53175066
even if you go to an expensive country, you at least get your money's worth. In the UK, you pay for a first world country and get a third world one in return.

>>53175082
the term "holiday" implies I'd be returning home to live

>>53175131
>basing your locality on legality of weed
i enjoy a toke as well but jesus mate, there's more to life than that

>>53175179
haha ww2 lmao

>the uk is not a first world country
someone post us a fedora plz

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Lads where can I reliable condoms online

>>53175171
100mbps is 10euro a month

>>53175237
brits btfo

>>53175199
I'd be your m8 but you live too far away
Have a nice day xx

>>53175209
I live with my gf and I've been employed for 6 years but nice try sweetheart
You're basically just a shit Thailad at the minute mate

>>53175199
You sounded pretty confident when you said you would stab us if you ever attended another meet?

>>53175237
*300mbps is 10euro a month
100 is 7e/month and 1000 is 15e/month

>>53175131
>and that's only because weed is legal

It isn't even though. Our policy is backwards as fuck, and cannabis is still formally illegal.. If the government decided tomorrow that the laws should be enforced again the 420-era would immediately be over.

>>53175235
In your mother's garbage can.

>moldovans have better internet than me

>>53175209
okay, enjoy being a stereotypical 40 year old bald english ex-pat sex tourist

if the UK is so shit, why do you foreigners flock to live here? Fuck off back to your own allegedly superior nations.

>>53175293
>why do you foreigners flock to live here?
We don't lmao nobody would move from here to there its a downgrade by definition.

>>53175280
>garbage

Fuck off Yank

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Need a south east asian gf

defecating currently

>>53175235
amazon

>>53175293
>why do you foreigners flock to live here?
you mean poles and pakis? first worlders don't flock to live here at all

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>>53175233
>the UK is a first world country

>>53175209
>being so excited about finally moving to a different country you literally look to get into arguments over the internet about it

>>53175322
Britcucks are interracial lovers I am not surprised.

>Foreigners flock to /brit/ because their generals are shit

>>53175330

>first worlders don't flock to live here at all

tell that to all the fucking scandies, dutch and germans i know

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Today's anime edition already ended?

>>53175271
>Thailad

I am Caucasian Chinese, respect my pronouns shitlord

>>53175361
You're giving /brit/ way too much credit

>>53175363
>scandies, dutch and germans
He said first worlders.
>british reading """"""""comprehension""""""""

>>53174890
Yes sex

>>53174924
Great lad, do you have your own prayer mats or do I need to bring my own?

>>53175330
>first worlders don't flock to live here at all

clearly never been to London

>Higher rate of violent crime than parts of Africa & South America
>Regular natural disasters killing dozens
>Less than 60% white
>No free healthcare
>Police can shoot citizens free of consequence
>Extreme patriotism
>Black leader
>Two party "democratic" system

Is the USA a third world country?

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>Why yes I am a British expat living in an asian country.

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>>53175379
>Caucasian Chinese

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK96chJgrFU

guys watch this video, i need to find this girl

>>53175293
>why do you foreigners flock to live here?

Literally who?

>>53175379
>Caucasian Chinese,
You're a halfie?

>>53175377
Fucking christ, why is illya so cute?
S4 when?

I just don't get it.

I'm American (live in UK now), but have never owned a gun, and have no desire to own a gun.

I've never understood how the idea of liberty can be symbolised by an instrument of killing. For a civilized country, my homeland is very backward on this matter. Most of us Americans are really nice people; that's why I honestly don't know why so many are so obsessed with guns.

>>53175407
>Extreme patriotism
>implying that's bad

Rasheed

The 2001 UK Census recorded 158,434 people born in the United States.[1] According to the 2011 UK Census, there were 173,470 US-born residents in England, 3,715 in Wales,[2] 15,919 in Scotland,[3] and 4,251 in Northern Ireland.[4] The Office for National Statistics estimates that 197,000 US-born immigrants were resident in the UK in 2013.

The 2001 UK Census recorded 107,871 Australian-born people.[2] In 2007, Bloomberg reported that there were approximately 200,000 Australians in London.[4] In 2008, The Times reported that there were 400,000 Australians in the United Kingdom.[5] The 2011 UK Census recorded 113,592 residents born in Australia in England, 2,695 in Wales,[6] 8,279 in Scotland,[7] and 1,750 in Northern Ireland.[8] The Office for National Statistics estimates that 113,000 people born in Australia were resident in the UK in 2013.[9]

The late-2000s recession resulted in increased number of Australians moving from the UK. 2,700 Australians left each month in late 2008, compared to 1,750 a month in 2005.[10]

The 2001 UK Census recorded 266,136 German-born people, making them the fourth-largest foreign-born group after Irish, Indians and Pakistanis.[2] A large proportion of these people are thought to be the children of British military based in Germany at the time of their birth, who have since returned to the UK with their families.[3][4][5] Wiltshire, Colchester, North Yorkshire and Aldershot, which are all home to significant army populations, had a combined German-born population of 12,000.[3]

The 2011 UK Census recorded 262,356 German-born residents in England, 11,208 in Wales,[6] 22,274 in Scotland,[7] and 3,908 in Northern Ireland.[8]

The Office for National Statistics estimates that in 2013, there were 297,000 German-born people living in the UK but that 189,000 of these were British nationals. The total number of German nationals resident in the UK, regardless of birthplace, is estimated at 126,000 in 2013.[9]

>>53175426
who the fuck are you and why are you in this thread?

>>53175272
I was mad at the time

>>53175452
>symbolised

fuck off nigel

tfw waiting for delivery to arrive before i go out ffs lads booooring x

>>53175336
>it's a women

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsgwezeTsQY

lmao

>>53175485
where are you going out

>>53175452

>Anyone with this mentality about guns
>Not British

0.5/10

my morning breath literally smells like shit

well I'm back to /cum/ where the civilized people are bye bye butthurt third worlders :) nice chatting with you about your shithole country with shoebox homes. i hope you get over your revolutionary war salt soon!

>>53174975

Nah we shop at Lidl senpai

>>53175501
>going to hang out with mexicans
A B S O L U T E
B
S
O
L
U
T
E

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>>53175436
I heard S4 would be sorta similar to original fate franchise
At least Shirou will get more screen time and do some seigi no mikata things

>>53175494
just into town for a bit then to uni to do my assignment x

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2crBRF-dhs

>>53175512
lidl and aldi are so shit though

>>53175379
Wasn't talking about you, obviously, you mong

>Thailad
A good lad who put a lot of effort into /brit/ and probably would have done the same had he stayed in England

>Taiwanker
Some dopey prick who happens to be somewhere else and all he can think to do is come here and shitpost about it

>>53175363
>dutch
all 59k of them
>germans
fair enough
>scandies
sweden 31k, denmark 18.6k, norway 13.8k

absolutely brimming obviously

>>53175405
india and pakistan aren't first world mehmet

>>53175452
lmao fuck off you fedora twat you are a literal PLEB if you wouldnt own a gun if you could

>>53175568
Aldi's fucking great you nonce, jog on

>>53175548
you can come round mine if you want xx

you've already started uni? i've got 10 days left

>>53175572
>gave me a (You)
>wasn't talking about me

pick one

>>53175568
it depends what you purchase

also how can you not love the wartime all-in-this-together glib shittiness of the lidl checkouts.

>>53175572
good post
Thailad's a good bloke fairly
his streams were fun

>>53175598
I just started working there. Pays pretty well.

>>53175545
i'd shoot you if i could you pedo shit

>>53175588
>never been to London

yeah thast's what I thought

What happened to gimmick of the Nazi putting things into the gas chamber? I miss that one

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>>53175545
Why the fuck would they do that?
The fate franchise is garbage.

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>>53175598
>>53175628
haven't been in a lidl for the last 10 years just because of their presentation, literally just boxes with shit lighting
2depressive4me

>>53175638
yeah from what I hear

>>53175628
Went to my first Lidl yesterday and it was pretty fucking grim
Everything's all like out in the open like some natural disaster rescue centre
Matey on the tills was a friendly chap though, I'll give you that

Rinder that this obsessed yank has been shitposting all morning and won't go to sleep. He's obsessed.

>>53175641
Don't worry she's already 17, loving her doesn't mean you're pedo at all

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>>53175666

>wake up
>vomit bile due to anxiety

>>53175732
what are you anxious about

so do you lads follow the reddiquette guide when you post on your preferred subs or not?

>>53175708
oh, carry on then

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>post yfw Hillary finishes the job of taking yanks guns away that Obama started

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>>53175658
t. londoner who thinks he's white
just look at all those first world countries topping the list

>>53175671
Maybe because he's popular out here?

>>53175588
>>53175770
>59k dutch
was this some ebin joke

>>53175770
>UK
>Poland
>Ireland
>France
>US
>Italy
>Turkey
>Germany
>Australia
>Romania
>Cyprus
>Portugal
>Lithuania
>Spain

http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/the-man-with-a-bionic-penis-will-lose-his-virginity-to-a-dominatrix-who-ran-for-parliament--WJY00cYJhg

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>>53175761
You're wise for an American, very well

>>53175747

being a 27yr old virgin NEET with no friends

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>>53175666

>>53175786

It's 59k in total in the UK.. The pic is just about London, I think.

>>53175768
They're even spazzing out over Obama's recent bunch of weak legislation. The butthurt will be glorious.

>>53175809
>8-inch
That was kind of them to quadruple his previous one

>>53175829

then fix it, idiot

>>53175835
IT WAS A JOKE BECAUSE THERES 59K TURKS

>>53175809
>Mohammed Abad, from Edinburgh

EDINBURGH PRIDE
WORLD WIDE

>>53175846
don't be mean

>>53175829
i'm sure things will get better :)

>>53175829
Your parents dont say anything?

>live in london
>awoken at 6pm by call to prayer from mosque next door
>leave for work, ticket is more expensive than usual, ticket prices have gone up AGAIN
>train is packed, paki next to me smells like curry
>Go to work all day
>buy a sandwich at a cafe, £300
>get a beer on the way home
>get stopped by the sharia patrol
>get home
>blacks have ransacked my £500,000 one bedroom apartment
>get beheaded

a-at l-least i'm not a p-poortherner!

>>53175770
4 years ago. Would be a bit different now I think.

>>53175829
I'll be your friend mate

>>53175907
im not friends with bent twats. fuck off.

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Girl: 16
Guy: 44

>>53175808
>Poland
>Ireland
>Romania
>Lithuania
not first world
turkey's technically first world despite being a shithole
>ignoring all the shithole countries on the list
>ignoring the fact that most the shithole countries are towards the top

>>53175934
>Guy:
where?

if you're not ashamed to think it, you shouldn't be ashamed to say it

Wish I was God so I could tell everyone to fuck off and they'd have to do it or else I'd smite their arse

>>53175968
Alright
Your mum naked

>>53175934
>just keep smiling just keep smiling just keep smiling

>>53175935
Poland and Ireland are both members of the OECD

Get fucked

>>53175968
Ok.

Fuck my ass anon.
Fuck me untill I am drowning in your cum and become your sex slave.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVHPcWZn208

>>53176023

>ass

fuck off yank

>>53175990
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_World
>poland second world
>ireland third world (lmao)

>Someone comes to visit housemate again
>Parks in front of drive blocking me in

Jesus christ how hard is to just not fucking do this?

>>53176023
>ass
fuck off yank

whats the difference between the orthodox church and catholicism?

>>53176062

instead of whining about it on the internet why don't you be a fucking man and ask them not to do it.

>>53176088
hats

>>53176062
>>53176098
this Tbh

>>53176107
*brofists that hella epic tf2 reference* nice bro ... nice

>>53176088
slavs

Ass is a yank word too?
then butt is ok?

Hello /r/ukpolitics I've been a lurker for a while and decided to sign up to discuss the rising anti-diversity sentiment in this country. I was speaking with a friend who I thought was not a racist but then one day he said he thought it was a bad thing that London was so multicultural and that he "didn't feel like it was England" Didn't feel like it was England? I'll have you know anyone with a passport and citizenship is just as British as anyone else with a passport! With the rise of UKIP I feel we could see nationalism rise with primarily the English (The most bigoted people on the island of Great Britain see EDL and BNP) demanding the stop of immigration so the "indigenous" as they like to call themselves, people could keep the majority and we all need to say NO RACISTS! NO, NO, NO!

We need to make the argument for multiculturalism, could you imagine going to London and only seeing white people speaking English? What a horrid thought. I support multiculturalism because who is to say that English culture is the best culture for the people in England? Maybe Pakistani or Nigerian culture would suit them better? Multiculturalism gives people the choice to experience and choose which culture is best for them. I think schools should have a massive campaign to teach all children especially the "indigenous" ones that this country has no natives, it's just been constant string of immigrants like the United States.

What do you lads think?

>>53176127
no

>>53176127
失せろ、ジャップサル

>>53176127
Arse and bum

>>53176127
nah brits say tushy wushy

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>>53176127
DID U SAY BUTTS???????????

>>53175934
hi /kpg/

>>53176088
Very little if we're talking theologically, in fact the original "schism" between the two was based on incredibly trivial matters. What caused it was disastrous miscommunication because the West spoke Latin and the East spoke Greek.
However, what finally cemented it was the sack of Constantinople in 1204 during the Fourth Crusade.

>>53176132
gilded this comment desu

Ok, arse is fine, sounds like Arsenal though

>>53176132
>tfw this would probably unironically get upvoted

>>53176203
that's because it contains the same letters you cunt

>>53176051
That's the original definition of First/second world though. First = NATO. Second = COMINTERN, third = neutral. Meaning has changed completely now.

>>53175403
would you be okay with a bath mat?

>>53176276
Anything to do with bathing or cleanliness is haram

passing through the veil on /x/ lads

taking some pyrazolam

>>53176364
faggot

>>53176399
says you, bender

>>53176203
さっさと消えろ、ジャップサル。お前みたいなゴミ人種はこのスレに歓迎されていない。原爆の爆発で死ね。

>>53174702
Wf is happening in that picture

>>53176465
squad roasting lamar

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgNDao7m41M

Might go and buy some milk just to get out of the house for a bit

>>53176465
virgin

@53176469
virgin

>dealer has moved away
>really cba with all this sneaking round pub car parks and stuff now I'm nearly done uni
Is half a tab of 1p-LSD decent for clubbing? I've heard good things about going out on small amounts of psychedelics but I've heard it can end badly as well

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>>53176422
What triggered you
Calm down, you're not like that

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Reminder

For anyone who's lonely, put your finger in the circle.

O

I'll do the same for the next minute

Got pretty bad tinnitus

>>53176574
>it's nothing but posturing bravado
You mean like 80% of the posting on this site?
FOAT

>>53176658
yeah would deck you if you ever talked like that to me irl tBh

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> have to type "about me" to send to a guy to enquire about renting a room out
> literally have to advertise myself

how the fuck do i do this lads

Today's brit is a little scary tbqh lads
Something happened maybe

>>53176695

jus b urself ;)

>>53176695
just tell him you don't smoke and you promise not to piss in the sink
worked for me

>>53176715
would love it if you could make me some chicken katsudon TBh

abnormies?

nah don't rate them 2bh

>>53176715
The fuck are you on about?

Why are you Japs so sensitive?

Having a kinder bueno

>>53176737
What's chicken katsudon?
You cant put chicken on katsudon, ok?

tfw I finished my course early and I feel obligated to go to work

>>53176715
Everyone is riled up about the stuff that happened in Germany.

>>53176526

Never taken 1P in public but I've done 300ug AL-LAD on nights out a few times, was always a good decision, I would walk out at 5am feeling awesome while the pillheads were on the floor dying. Don't even really need to drink either.

>>53176775
fucking hell i miss those tbqh

>>53176796
i love you

>>53176765
Sorry, it's nothing lad

next door is blasting out some banging tunes lads

>>53176824
How the fuck can you do that much in public? Is al lad less potent then 1p / pure LSD?

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>Having a kinder bueno

>>53176824
sounds fun. I've not lost the magic from MD but I feel like it's really not good for me and the only lad I know who gets good stuff has moved away so it's worth a go. Not a lot of potential for anything bad to happen as long as I keep the dosage low

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FUCK ME I HAVE TO TELL A BUNCH OF NORMIES ABOUT ME THIS IS FUCKING STUPID

>>53176765
This isn't a council estate mate, you can't be aggressive to everyone you meet

>>53176908
>love banter, love me boys, love the brancos.

Had a dream last night where I was filming a party scene for a Mel Gibson TV show. My scene involved dancing on stage like a spastic and then a small conversation with Emma Stone but after the scene, her and I just sat together and talked for ages. She was sitting sideways across my lap and leaned her forehead against mine for a little bit while we spoke. I think the loneliness is getting to me.

>>53176846
Bender

>>53174752
Scottish secretary was FUCKING AWFUL, apparently.

>>53176822
What happened?
Have no idea tbqh lad

>>53176922
You are very beautiful...

>>53176922
you've got a cracking pair of tits

>>53176868
>hearing your neighbours
how can you claim the uk is shit when you live in a cardboard flat

Fuck I'm going to get to work at 14:30

Knew I should've taken the slow train

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>at the job centre
>some black guy is looking around shifty
>uppity black security guard says "Can I help you?" in a condescending tone
>black guy walks upstairs says "Take off your wig" to black woman
>woman says "Why don't you get a job" aggressively

>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3385704/What-1million-buys-world.html

LONDONcUCKS WILL DEFEND THIS, YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>53176932
I hate that kind of dream because it makes me feel depressed as fuck for the rest of the day.

cream's 7 days off. would peaches and milk work?

What the fuck is this connection error I get when I post?

Marina Lambrini Diamandis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcop0EUg-Ag
he's back lads

Gonna get out of bed lads

Ama

>>53176888

Had a bit of a tolerance at the time, was taking it every other weekend at least, it is more potent, shorter lasting so like a condensed LSD trip. Lasts about 6-7 hours so it's perfect for a night starting at say 10pm. So versatile as well, just as much for a night in listening to music. Don't think you can get it anywhere now though, a real shame.

nothing like a midnight poo to close off the day

>>53177030
Are you just ignoring the fact that London is one of the best cities in the fucking world. Just because you have some big house in the middle of fuck no where doesn't mean it's a better place to live

You sound like that retarded yank

And no, I don't live in London

>>53177048
Are you posting frm outside of Britain?
that might be the reason

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me and the gf

>>53177065

cor bet she's posh haha

>>53177065
>middle name is literally a cheap wine
SLAG
L
A
G

>>53177117
t. londoner

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3386686/Dating-app-rates-attractiveness-selfies.html
Dont feel so bad for just getting nice now

>>53177125
sssssssss snek

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Considering becoming a full time /lit/ poster

London is legitimately, unironically and objectively a shit hole.

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i made this OC yonks back lads, just rediscovered it. go ahead and rate it??????

>>53177119
That isn't the case

>>53177137
>lambrini
>wine

>>53177144
>femail

London

Applying for jobs I don't want

>>53177034
I don't think it's got me depressed but I'm certainly craving intimate female interactions.

>>53177117
t. rasheed alben alif al britaini

>best cities in the fucking world

If you're a paki yeah

>big house in the middle of fuck no where

>south of france
>switzerland etc

>Middle of """""""""Nowhere"""""""""""""""

yeah ok

>>53177171
>I wish sphere was here
personal highlight

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>Considering becoming a full time /lit/ poster

>>53177198
Ahh nice very impressive

>>53177175
Then you've got flagged by police or something I guess

>>53177144
Too many Kardashian cunts on that

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>>53177198
>rasheed alben alif al britaini

pretty hot tonight 2bh lads

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love these images :)

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Got my a good deal on a roomshare down south lads, only £500 a month.

I have to leave because my roommate has to pray 5 times a day, but i think the benefits outweigh the cost!

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Hey, x

Just enquiring about the room you're advertising. I'm currently living in LONDON and am looking for a place to stay closer to the city as I am currently studying LONDON at LONDON on LONDON.

I am a 24 year old Australian, casual employed male who has an interest in computers, reading, movies and many other things. I'm clean and although I can be quiet at times but I am by no means antisocial and I do love going out for lunch or dinner.

If you're interested in showing me the room and it's still available, my days off vary throughout each week but generally I don't have weekends off, so I hope that isn't too much of an inconvenience. If it is I can organise something with work.

My contact number is LONDON and my email is [email protected], feel free to text or call me (although I may be at work so if I don't pick up I'll be sure to call back when I can)

Thanks for your time,
MR LONDON


Well here it is lads, had to normie the shit out of it but christ it's done

>>53177251
lad you posted that yesterday word for word
bad gimmick

>>53177144
I got nice too :D

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whats teh earliest reaction image you lads have?

>>53177279
t. somalian living in london

>>53177275
>having an account on HOTMALE.com
bender

How do you stretch your foreskin lads? Just pull it down over the thicker parts of your nob?

>>53177275
>I can be quiet at times but I am by no means antisocial

delete this

>>53177293
one from 2009 2bh

>>53177312
yeah when youre weeweeing just stretch her back a bit it might make you go "WEEEEEEEEEEEP :(((" but itll get better over timee

>>53177297
>imblign im from london
still a boring gimmick matey wahey

Doing an online shop.

anyone want anything?

>>53177297
Are Somalis better or worse than Pakistanis?

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>>53177314
I'm not really that antisocial

But i can't socialize constantly without feeling drained as fuck, just an excuse to go in my room and lock myself away from the world for a bit