>tfw special snowflake Ozarks accent

>>53170344
so you're a hick who can't speak hick English properly

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What are these called?

>file name
>dat rocky mountain accent

>>53170362
Go get partitioned.

>live in coastal southern
>have boring american accent

>>53170373
roly poly

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>>53170413
at least our partitions weren't involved in a civil war

>>53170444
But we became whole again.

>>53170344
former North Westerner here, unless you're talking about some really hicky backwaters of eastern Oregon there's no such thing as a 'northwestern accent', I've lived in Oregon and Washington and now in California and all the people I've talked to who weren't Hispanic sound the same to me. Some of the wannabe rednecks (imagine that, people who are so desperate for an identity they'll latch onto white trash just to feel included) in Washington affected fake southern accents though

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>>53170478
hey guess what we did too

even managed to steal some dank Prussian clay

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>>53170542
this map isn't even geographically correct
Białystok is several hundred kilometres to the north-west

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mostly generic broadcast english with occasional upper midwestern vowel sounds reporting in

>from coastal southern region
>have no southern accent whatsoever
ayyyyy