Japanese Thread /日本語スレッド

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What an absolutely awful writing system.

4th for my penis

正直ぶっかけましたらば、乙

>>53169823
おつ

>>53169823
乙

>>53169862
デート終わったら報告よろ!

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>>53169877
Explicitly bad or in comparison to some other writing system?
Why?

this thread sure is getting a lot of random hatemail today

いち
に
さん
し
ご
ろく
???ひち???

where is the japanese girl that wants to suck my dick
inb4 in your head
where are the girls in this threado

>>53169988
oh pls, only people that wear gucci get my kuchi gaijin piggo

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こんなものマジ売れるの?

>>53169936
RIP madoka.

>>53170044
宴会とかのネタで買う人がいると思う。

>>53169556
>What were your favourite albums of last year?
Is it an open question? In any case:

0.8秒と衝撃 – 破壊POP

八十八ヶ所巡礼 – 日本

冨田勲 – スペース・ファンタジー

佐藤慶明 – Cinq Lignes

Hauptharmonie – Hauptharmonie

Also, don't know if it counts since it's a compilation album, 坂本龍一 year book 2005-2014

>>53170044
自虐ネタとして使う人もいると思う。

>>53169936
Both.
>let's mash together two different syllabaries (replete with diacritics and subscripts), an alphabet, and a logography (with tens of thousands of characters and superscripts), all with no spaces between words
It's a mess.

>>53170160
>八十八ヶ所巡礼 – 日本

Why can't they release an album as good as their debut?

○△□ is close, but they cannot top the brilliance that is their first album.

>目を覚める
>水素爆弾
朝鮮人でごめんなさい!

>>53170178
>自虐ネタ
そういうの人は嫌いだわ

そんなにつまらないから自分を責めるしかできないのはどう考えても関わる価値はない

>>53170295
give me your sister or give me death

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これを着てる女と話し合いたい?

>>53170330
できない人には

w/e I'm not rewriting it.

>>53170259
>Why can't they release an album as good as their debut?
Barely any band can, tbhfamily.
They're still pretty good for my taste and they release a lot.

>>53170253
people complain about this so much but its blown way out of proportion

Hiragana and Katakana (including all the diacritics and subscripts, because these make sense to everyone; the way they change sounds is entirely intuitive and based on the physiology in our mouths) can be learned in a week without working too hard

Although there are that many characters in existence, many of them are just variant forms that you will never see, and if you do see them it is obvious what the character is (the difference is either very slight or otherwise totally obvious).
You really have to learn maybe 2500 of them to become capable of learning the vocabulary needed to be fluent. How fast this happens depends on one's dedication.

And the combination of Kanji and Hiragana/Katakana actually make spaces entirely unnecessary—you will never be confused about the boundaries between words if you are reading something written with ample Kanji.

I hope this helps make the task seem less daunting at least

>>53170370
>Barely any band can
Good point.

I just want to hear them write another song on the level of 太陽ヲ盗ンダ男

Who are your favorite JP bands/artists?

>>53170295
それは北だから

>>53170383
fuck
off

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>>53170420

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>>53169823

>>53170383
lol is this copypasta?

>>53170496
are eskimos white?

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Fucking hell lads

I accidentally food poisoned myself

Spent whole yesterday just throwing up in a bucket and still feeling like shit

>>53170532
Did you buy one of those cheap bentos?

>>53170532
die fucker

>>53170532
what'd you buy?

>>53170532
Ha. You absolute madman.

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>>53170544
I used sauce from an old Bento on a new bento without thinking of it, was some brown shit inside a very small bottle with a red lid

I do not know what the fuck it was I Just know that my body seem to have wanted every fucking cubic millimeter of it out

>>53170532
>half price seafood sushi
>doesn't respond for a day
HAHAHAHA

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>>53170594
Rude desu

>>53170403
Of all times? Fuck, too many, lad, since Japanese music is like 85% of all my music.

大友良英
戸川純
The Blue Hearts
松田聖子
AKB48 XDDD

>>53170584
That doesn't sound right to me. Those sauces are like soy sauce or like yakiniku sauce
Those don't go bad lmao

When you get food poisoning, if you wanna know what did it you have to look at what you ate at least the day before or two days ago.

The bacteria that cause it take a day or two AT LEAST to make you sick

>>53170594
i remember that

this is actually pretty funny now

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>>53170636
Are you sure? I remember the moment I consumed the first bite of that saucy rice I got thus huge clump in my stomach that just did not go away until I threw up in the hallway trying to run to the toilet a few hours later

Though it did not stop there and I kept throwing up during the whole day

>>53170633
Nice. I used to exclusively listen to Japanese music for a few years, but have since stopped.

>大友良英
I saw a really interesting interview with him on Japanese TV. I can't find it for the life of me. Oh well.
>戸川純
Nice. I'm a really big fan of her work under ゲルニカ


Mine would be:
裸のラリーズ
たま
友川かずき
フィッシュマンズ
人間椅子
あぶらだこ

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北鮮が水爆をミサイルに搭載できるまで小型化するには、まだ、しばらく時間がかかる。今の裡に、北鮮の全ての核施設をミサイルで破壊すべきだ。
核戦争に勝利する手段は、唯一つ「先制攻撃」である。
これは、日本民族の存亡に係る危機であり、一種の緊急避難として、超憲法的措置も許されるべきと、パンツ屋は解す。
thread music; 金正日豚汁 - miso soup with pork and General Kim Jong Il
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaiCRGDupKc
>>53169823
よっ、睨み利くているじゃねえか!
>>53169900
*正直、ぶっかけをしたならば、乙
絵を貼れよ
>>53169972
七は、「なな」とも「しち(ひち-関西弁)」とも読む。
>>53170044
お前が買うんだろ?
>>53170160
Babymetalのself-title album
It's "the" Best!
>>53170353
Maybe She is ugly.
まあ、好きにしたら?
>>53170496
ヤンデレが好きなんて、度を越した変態だ。

>>53170532
I know that

>>53170736
http://www.nhs.uk/conditions/food-poisoning/Pages/Introduction.aspx

Also from experience. I developed a taste aversion to like 4 things because of a bad case of food poisoning when I was a kid. My parents were so frustrated with me they took me to a doctor who told me we associate the misery of food poisoning with what we most recently ate cause thats what we see coming out of us.
But food poisoning isn't caused by undigested food, which is what we puke up. It's caused by bacteria, and they take some time to fuck you up.

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Are single-sex schools less common in Japan than in the West?

>最近、韓国語も話せず街練を歩くホワイトピッグがよくソウルで見える
We should let in much less white people, especially Americans, since Europeans tend to be eager to learn Korean.
このような時には自国語に自身のある日本を羨む
科学的な研究も日本語で出来るって素晴らしいと思う

>>53170532
Did you go to a hospital?

>>53170736
I dunno if this was the case but my flatmate ate old rice out of my rice cooker one time. He spent the whole day vomiting as well.

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>>53170873
I do not think I need to, I am feeling better then I did yesterday

>>53170906
I guess that might be the case the, though that particular bento was not advertised as an old bento

>>53170906
rice goes off really quickly, word of the wise is it doesn't last longer than a day in the fridge.

>>53170953
word to the wise

>>53170953
REALLY?

I make rice once week and keep it in the fridge using a bit at a time all week

I've never gotten sick

>>53170953
I always eat 2-3 day old rice (left in the rice cooker) though. I just heat it in the microwave and I've never been food poisoned. I also freeze it for quite a while as well.

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whoah 새해 복 많이 받으세요 indeed

>>53171005
ブス to be desu

>>53170870
You don't like white people?
I thought you were cool...

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>>53170584
>>53170736
一体、どんな弁当を買ったて?
コンビニ弁当何てろくなものがねーぞ。
まだ、「ほか弁」の方がましだぜ?
ミクを一枚
>>53170870
よっ、お前も大変だな。このスレにお前が最初」に登場した時以外、俺は敢えて、お前にレスしていないが、精神だけでも日本に亡命して来いよ。
かつて満州国の将校だった独裁者の娘、朴槿恵は亡国の大統領になる。

>>53170806
北朝鮮の前領域に原爆を落とし向後何年と在活を行うべきだと思います
首脳部は地球への迷惑だし
平民は飢餓状態の洗脳された難民レベルで百害無益
統一したら韓国の負担になるから
原爆落として空になった土地を浄化すべき

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>>53170976
>>53170995
damn, really? i must be wrong, trying to remember where i heard it

have thrown out a lot of rice i might not have had to apparently

>>53171038
Look
http://www.stilltasty.com/fooditems/index/18723

>>53170796
Most of your favourites fit into my taste quite nicely, I need to look into 裸のラリーズ and 裸のラリーズ, I don't think I'm familiar with them.

>>53170806
おちゅでちゅ for the recommendation, pantsuya

>>53171051
>rice should be discarded if left in room temperature for more than 2 hours

This is wrong right? I should be sick often if that was the case.

>>53171005
big aryan cock inside tight asian vagina
do it faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M_EUULtbBw

>>53171082
Well if you leave it in the rice cooker it's probably really warm But thats actually bad cause bacteria like those warm wet environments

Be serious--food poisoning from fried rice?
Yes, and the culprit is Bacillus cereus. Before the 1970s, B. cereus
(pronounced B. serious) was not thought to cause outbreaks of food
poisoning in the United States. However, it now is known that different
strains of this commonly found spore-forming bacteria cause two different
forms of foodborne illness.
The first form often is found in meats and vegetables and produces a
toxin that is destroyed easily by heating. The second form, however,
produces a toxin that survives high temperatures as well as acidic
conditions. This is the form commonly associated with fried rice. Pasta
products also have been implicated as sources.
The organism itself frequently is found in uncooked rice and may
survive cooking. If the cooked rice is then held at room temperature, the
bacteria multiply and produce a heat-stable toxin that can survive brief
heating, such as in stir frying.

アメリカでデモをすると言ってた挺対協はどうなったんだろ
デモやったのかな

>>53171023
I don't hate integrated white people who make effort to learn Korean and local culture.
I despise foreigners (mostly English-speaking) coming here to get English teaching jobs that is barely better than McJobs and still thinks they are entitled to everything and they need not learn Korean because English is the only language worth speaking.
Some of them even have superiority complex, always saying "oh we do it better in our country etc."
I am sure Japan has seen their fair share of these kind of foreigners. The problem is Korea is importing them at a rate that is pure madness.
Hopefully there will be filters in the near future.

>>53171082
In Oriental restaurants, large batches of rice frequently are left to
cool at room temperature. Refrigeration is said to make the rice sticky,
yielding a less desirable fried-rice product, so rice is cooled at room
temperature. This cooling--especially if prolonged--creates ideal
conditions for the organism to grow and proliferate toxin.
One recent outbreak involved a catered lunch served to children in two
day care centers. Cooked rice was cooled to room temperature before being
placed in the refrigerator. The next morning it was pan-fried in oil with
pieces of cooked chicken and delivered to the day care centers where it was
held for one and one-half hours before being served.
Within six hours, 14 of the 67 children and staff who ate the fried
rice became ill with nausea, vomiting, abdominal cramps and diarrhea.
B. cereus was isolated as the culprit. What was disturbing was that neither
the day care staff nor the restaurant food handlers were aware that cooked
rice was a potentially hazardous food.
Luckily, B. cereus food poisoning usually lasts only six to 24 hours
and seldom is associated with long-term complications. Regardless, any form
of food poisoning is best avoided.
How does one avoid B. cereus food poisoning? Treat cooked rice as you
would a cooked meat product. Refrigerate leftovers promptly in shallow
containers to encourage rapid cooling. If you're cooking rice for use later
in fried rice, refrigerate the cooked rice in shallow containers within one
hour of preparation. Keep cooked rice refrigerated until ready to stir fry.
Once prepared, keep fried rice hot (above 140 degrees Fahrenheit) until
ready to serve.

The problem with this is that it goes against all the food safety principles i know.
I was taught to NEVER put hot things in the fridge. To always let them cool to room temp then refrigerate.
If you don't, it gives off its heat to everything else in the fridge bringing everything to warm enough temps to allow bacterial growth.

>>53171030
この際、慰安婦問題は棚上げにしてでも、゜日米韓の軍事同盟で北朝鮮を封じ込めるべきだ。韓国人が最も甚大な被害を被るのは明らかだ。
朴槿恵の中国接近、コウモリ外交は、結局、北朝鮮に時間を与えただけだ。
>>53171120
昨日の、論戦は面白かったか? まあ、国難を省みないデモをはいも、国際的非難を浴びるだけだよ。韓国の敵は日本ではない。

>>53171138
Oh ok I understand. It's just that I am American and in love with you so I figured I was fucked

>>53171030
それはやめた方が・・・
この先何十年もその土地は使えなくなる
ただの爆弾とは違うんだし
韓国にも影響が絶対あるけどいいの?

>>53171151
>I was taught to NEVER put hot things in the fridge
this is honestly great advice

>>53170952
I'm afraid you are infected with norovirus.

>>53171151
I always microwave my rice if its been left out but I don't know how effective that is at killing bacteria.

>>53171158
北は水爆実験、南は慰安婦デモ
ほんと、なんとかしてほしいわ

>>53171207
Maybe it is infected
who knows.
Maybe we have developed iron stomachs

>>53171138
>I despise foreigners (mostly English-speaking) coming here to get English teaching jobs that is barely better than McJobs and still thinks they are entitled to everything and they need not learn Korean because English is the only language worth speaking.
i find it really hard to believe that these people actually exist, and in fact there's so many of them that it's worth complaining about

people who would apply to teach english abroad would be doing it because they want to experience those countries surely, they're certainly not doing it for financial gain because the pay is shit

Well I've been poisoned in Shibuya.
Thanks to the fish.

>>53171030
韓国には短時間で北を無力化できるだけの戦力があるだろう
とっとと、やってくれんかね
統一のほうは、ゆっくり時間かけてやればいいし

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s3o85FqiVA

>>53171117
you loser
fucking k-pop plastic bitches
I would rather fuck a peruvian dog or sheep than one of those ugly barbie dolls

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>>53171205
I do have watery diarrhea but I do not think I have eaten literal shit

pff I fucked one similar for 500 usd/hour

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KYdCxTOw_o

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>>53171260
>iron stomachs
cool super power

>>53171310
Maybe takahiro scratched his asshole while making your bento

一人暮らしっていざという時こわいね
夜中にものすごい腹痛に襲われたとき死を覚悟したわ

>>53171356
結婚すればいい

>>53171387
まず彼女を探すところからだな

>>53171197
風で放射能が来て韓国にも生活できなくなるだろう
チェルノブイリ事故の時のフランスみたいに不思議なことに国境に止むかもしれないけどw

>>53171356
R.I.P.

>>53171435
勝手に殺すなよww

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俺だって彼女作れると思いますか

>>53171281
>english abroad would be doing it because they want to experience those countries surely, they're certainly not doing it for financial gain because the pay is shit
You would not believe the amount of unemployable liberal arts majors in western countries who were too dumb to choose something useful like engineering.

フィン太郎の唯一の持ちネタが消えたら何が残るの?

>>53171463
かわいそうにまだ気づいていないんだな
早く成仏しなさい

>>53171517
結婚相談所に行ったほうが話しがはやいと思うがな

>>53171517
Your brows stir something funny in me.

>>53171281
>i find it really hard to believe that these people actually exist, and in fact there's so many of them that it's worth complaining about
What?
They're at least half of all Anglos in Asia.

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>>53171546
that's really disappointing to hear. it's a shame that the first point of contact for many people abroad are liberal art students. what a fucking disaster

>>53171546
>You would not believe the amount of unemployable liberal arts majors in western countries who were too dumb to choose something useful like engineering

What world do STEM people see when they open their eyes?
This is actually quite creative. You belong in theater

>>53171566
えっ、遂に童貞喪失したのか。すまん、過去ログ読んでない。
今だから書くが、背の高いフィランド人が実際にメイド喫茶に通い詰めていたことは確認されていた。

私は秋葉原の私のお尻をレイプ隆弘ために私の処女を失いました

>>53171652
I didn't mean to slam lib art majors altogether i am lib art myself but it is true that a fair amount of English instructors I have witnessed throughout my school years belong to the "scum" category.

>>53171948
なるほどね

>>53171948
Say in Japanese.

*ahem*
>YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo

>>53171948
>私は秋葉原でタカヒロにホモセックスを強要されて私のお尻の処女を失いました
>出てこいタカヒロ

なるほど

>>53172010
and a fair share of the scum had degrees like english philosophy from some obscure universities no one has ever heard of that are presumably barely better than community colleges.

What's Japan?

>>53172135
>>53172010
It's OK I still love you

>>53172187
Why are you in Japan? Travel? Work? Marriage?

>>53172109
穴マン

>>53172261
All of the Above

>>53172281
残念ながらはずれだ
俺はあんなに英語書けない(ｷﾘｯ

>>53172281
>>53172324
穴マン

>>53172299
So you are traveling Japan as you search for a job as well as a Japanese wife?

>>53172281
>>53172363
穴マンはもう日本語スレにいない
理由は知らないけど

>>53172390
No I have the job. I occasionally travel. And I'm keeping an eye out for a husband.

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Is it common to have a mistress in Japan?

>>53172397
スッパマンまでみかけなくなった

>>53172434
紗羅 is that you?

>>53172434
Are u a white girl or gay?

>>53172501
>>53172528
( ´艸｀)

>>53171601
やっぱりな。俺にはそんなところに行くくらいなら自殺の方がましだ

これから死ぬる覚悟で進むぞ
>>53171619
those aren't mine, but rest assured mine are more striking

最近コテハンめっきり減ったね
日本国旗のアメリカ人は高確率でいるけど、穴さんかどうかは分からない

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今日から俺の事はジャックナイフと呼んで

>>53172847
こんばんは、ミクさんもといジャックナイフ

>>53172847
日本人ジャックナイフ?

>>53172890
>>53172847
日本人じゃなくナイフ?
Hey did you guys know you can select the images on captcha with your number pad (if you have one)?
It corresponds like (7→top left)etc

>>53172528
This is not me.

Which one of you is 韓孤苦
You're the one I am in love with

>>53172847
>picking your own nickname
こんばんはゲロちゃん~

Good evening ladies.
The cold makes me sleepy.

>>53173037
The one who asked if you are Sarah.

>>53172842
きのう日本旗のロシア人がいることが判明した

>>53173095
No I am not Sarah

武蔵浦わああぁぁ
武蔵浦わああぁぁ

>>53173092
>ladies
laddies*

>>53173407
誤字じゃないよ、お嬢さん

>>53173514
But I'm a laddy.

>>53173546
me too

>>53173092
こんばんは
are you having a cold?

>>53173097
へー
仕事とか留学とかなんかな

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcBkWoZxAqU
私は5歳でした
父と手を繋いで明洞の映画館に行ってた
この曲を聴くとあの頃の記憶が蘇る

>>53173948
思い出の曲ってあるよな
聞くとその当時に戻った気がする

>>53173682
Um, no, I meant the coldness.
I'm almost sleeping.

In about 20 Years Japan can make some Mangas and Anime how Germany got cucked and is now a wasteland

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Guten Abend. Willst du mal meine muschi lecken?

>>53173948
韓国でも「火垂るの墓」と同時上映という鬼畜プログラムだったの?

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)o彡゜Hand job! Hand job!

火病るのバカ

>>53174443
記憶にありません

Japan has some Media in your Country already made a New about the Rape in Cologne?

>>53174635
Why let them in from the first place.
Only let in foreigners that benefit your country.

>>53174421
Ich lecke nur Mösen die nach Knolauch und Kimchi schmecken uezs

>>53174724
But that's not empathetic enough. Think about all the barbarians and rapists!

>>53174421
Nur wenn du eine 2D-Muschi hast.

>>53174293
In about 20 years we will all speak Arab inshallah brother

>>53174941
I have decided to stop caring about kebabs, it's a waste of time.

>>53174421
Nein, ich werde 無視 deine Muschi

>>53174293
In 20 years Germany will host next Islamic golden age.

>>53174941
>>53174965
I feel sad

>>53175045
Don't worry, everything will be fine.

>>53175045
Indonesian will sooner or later invade Japan.
It already started with the continent

>>53175141
I don't want to throw my religion away
If Japan will be an Islamic country, I want to go to Thailand

>>53175303
The first Islamic empires didn't forcefully convert peaceful peoples kek

>>53175303
Thailand will be one of the Asian country to fall.
There is no way to escape the Islamic machine.
Unless you go on the moon or something.

>>53175438
really?
Thai people are pious buddhist, so I want to go there・・・
I feel really sad now

>>53175625
Japan could be the last Stand. But maybe before it China goes Full on Aggro and is invading you

>>53175141
I don't hate Indonesian, though I think someone had better suggest Kebab in Deutsch come to Japan.
>>53175303
bye

>>53175625
he's lying you know

>>53175334
Go away.

>>53175752
>suggest Kebab in Deutsch come to Japan
why? for what purpose?

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>>53172847
Hey man, you missed that today I am using "ではありません”

>>53175890
so, he is your ニセモノ?

>>53175890
こんばんはジャックナイフさん

>>53175847
I like Kebeb.
Why do you dislike many countries other than Thailand?

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>>53175914
はい

>>53175930
ジャックナイフ意味わからない

>>53175965
>Why do you dislike many countries other than Thailand?
?????????????

今ちょっとシャワーを浴びる

>>53176075
いってらっしゃい

>>53176075
一緒に浴びよう

>>53176075
積極的だな

>>53176075
その隆々の肉体を配信してくれ

>>53176122
誰得

>>53175996
ハロー、ジョンハンマーさん。

>>53176179
新しいニックネームが次々に…www

江南区に友愛という日本料理店がありますけど
店員が全員20歳前後の日本人で韓国でバイトをしていると聞きました
あれ、日本の方が時給も高いそうなのになぜここで働くんだ
と思ったのです
その中である女性は店長の紹介である企業家の日本語教習を預かってるらしい

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>>53176179
別に

>>53176224
留学生でアルバイトしてるんじゃない?

>>53176212
じゃ次、トムスクリュードライバーはどうだ!?

>>53176299
お酒の名前みたいだ

Baldies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKcWu0tsiZM

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>>53176122
よし

>>53176320
I cant watch whole video
it looks like a horror movie

>>53176426
This is the horror movie I experience every day at Uni

>>53176277
そうですけど日本人が韓国に留学に来るのが驚き

>>53176464
たぶん語学を勉強してるんでしょう

シャワーから戻った

>>53176372
(〃ω〃)ツバツバ

>>53176536
faggot

>>53176542
Do you look like Matt Hughes?

>>53176464
昔は語学留学といえばアメリカやヨーロッパだったが最近は中国韓国もかなり多い

>>53176584
Yes. He is my local bus driver — he's top lad.

>>53176536
faggot

>>53169877
おまえの頭の悪さを人のせいにしてんじゃねーぞゴミが
これで十分使えてるんだよアホ
家が火事になって全焼しろ

>>53176372
ムキムキですね

>>53176542
積極的だな

>>53176542
>>53176649
今日のおかずはこれでする

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How well known is Tony in Japan?

>>53176638
>>53176530
日本人が韓国語学んで利得ありますか?

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>>53176718

>>53176584
いいえ
そんな男に興味がある?w

>>53176649
偽物、出ていけ

>>53176809
恥ずかしいよ

>>53177040
Tony? Tony Abbott?

>>53177082
企業とかへの就職に有利なんだと思う

>>53177082
韓国の会社と取引をするビジネスマンとか?
使う人にとってはすごく重要で使わない人にとってはまったく必要ない
語学なんてそんなものでしょう

>>53177103
This crazy texan weeaboo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHZa6MgOqWM

>>53177082
んーよく分からないけど、語学が出来て不利になることはないし、欧米に留学するよりはお金がかからないからとか?

>>53173948
韓国でも日本のアニメって結構放送されてるんだってね
全然知らなかったけど、日本のアニメを見て日本が好きになったっていう韓国からの留学生と話して聞いたよ

>>53177218
I don't know him
is he American?

>>53171197
広島と長崎に落とされたものは何だったんだよw

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>>53177301
I think he still lives there

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Look at what edition of Mikai no Hoshi we have, hue-hue.

And I have a question. Why guitars for Japan have so hight quality? I have MIJ Fender Mustang and Jazz Bass. How you do this?

>>53177218
at least most of his opinions are correct so I agree with him

How do you say in Japanese:
"You should see her next month " ?

>>53177412
FAGGOT

>>53177451
what's this context?

>>53177412
I'd rather have a Warwick Thumb or a MusicMan Stingray 2bh.

>>53177609
Japanese student comes in a few weeks now, doesn't speak spanish that good yet but he manages with english.
Wanna tell him in Japanese that he should see somebody next month, as in see how she looks now.

>>53177218
Apparently, now Filipinos want the comfort women money too.

>>53176718
正直言って、これじゃ誰も何とも思わんな
てか、なんでそんなに劣等感を抱えているのか?と心配になる

Is a smoking girl a big NO for you?

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>>53178073
Yes
smokersは殺すべし

>>53178073
Yes
It's not even the smell that bothers me the most, it's the attitude, I just don't get the smoking culture

>>53177451
>>53177826
>"You should see her next month " ?
来月、(あなたは)彼女と会うべきです or
来月、(あなたは)彼女と会った方がいいです。

>>53177994
この人プロキシ使って、前は米国旗や日本国旗でも同じこと喚き散らしてた(多分中の人は中国系)だから、関わらない方がいい

>>53178683
彼のジョークに真面目に反応するお前の方が気持ち悪いよ・・・
どう見てもブラックテイストなブリティッシュジョークだろ

>>53178073
I personally dislike all smokers.
It’s waste of money.

>>53178794
They are paying tax, so it doesn't waste of mo... oh wait.

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今季、ファンサブまた紛争でもしてんのか?
まもなく、無彩限のファントム・ワールド
もっとも、ニコニコで配信しているので、堂々と正規視聴できるのだが。
ここを lurkしている全てのanime-fagは、/a/においで。
>>53175996
永井豪のバイオレンスジャックを知らんのかね。
>>53177306
やられる前にやる。上でも書いたが、生き残る道はそれしかない。
選択の余地などない。
アリメリカは、その論理で、かつてイラクにトマホークをお見舞いした。
民主党のカーターも、共和党のブッシュもミサイルのボタンを押した。
結局はオバマの決断だが、オボンゴは日本を平然と見殺しにするぜ。
かつて、楢崎の国会質問に対し、時の首相は、日本は3日あれば核武装できると応えた。日本は、能力は備えている。ただ憲法の制約があるのみだ。

>>53178779
あ、すみません
中の人ですか?

>>53178900
キャラクター考察 >>>/a/

>>53178929
自分が本当に彼なら、もっとセンスあるレスしてるよw

>>53178964
ジョークだったら連日同じネタを繰り返すのは面白いとは思えないよ
ジョークだと思って話しかけた日本旗日本発狂してるのも見たし

>>53179053
日本旗に発狂してるのも見たし*

>>53179053
微妙にテイストを変えた同じネタを繰り返すから面白くなるんやで
君、ほんま笑いのセンスないな

>>53178964
人は、嘘を誤魔化したい時は、ついうっかり多弁になるものだよ

ああいうのはレスつけたら負けだと思ってる

>>53178898
what are you talking about?
It doesn't matter whether paying tax or not.
Buying cigarette is just waste of money for me.

愛国ネトウヨ湧き過ぎやんwwwwwwwwww
よく日本なんかに愛国心持てますね＾＾;

結局ジャップジャップ繰り返してる人は同一人物だったってことだろ?
もう頭弱い人でいいじゃん

>>53178597
Thank you kind anon.

>>53179428
あんたと自称VANKが出てくるところまでが様式美ってことでOK?

>>53179428
ジャップは置いといてお前みたいな面白いことひとつも言えないつまらない雑魚がわざわざこんなところになんjのノリを持ちだして異端ぶってるのが最高に恥ずかしい

>>53179511
そうなん?
ジャップ嫌いなんて大量におるで?

>>53179595
?

>>53179631
ファーwwwwwwwwwwww
ネトウヨンゴwwwwwネトウヨンゴwwww

「事務連絡」
さすがに、スレに人か集まってきたけど、funsubが本スレ立てろ。

アニメは子供や処女敗者のためであります

日本には四季がある。

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あなたはわたしをしっています

>>53179798
ほんこれ

>>53179673
こいつらの手口って、街頭で極右を装った街宣カー(中は朝鮮と中共系)と全く同じなんだよな
右翼=基地外っていう構図を植え付けさせて、日本に本物の右翼を根付かせないようにする
ネット上でもネトウヨ連呼すればそれでいいと思ってるんだろ?

>>53179798
同緯度の国には大体あるけど

>>53179928
ネトウヨwwww頭逝ってるやんwwwwwwwww

>>53179673
だからネトウヨはトサツされるべきゴミなのは知ってる。それとは別にお前は自分が異端だと勘違いしてるゴミだって事に気付いてくれ
恥ずかしいから

>>53179992
YOU(自分の国に)帰っちゃいなYO

>>53179995
(^^)

>>53180067
ファッ!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NXIYkwKdt8
この動画、私が高校生だったとき作りました
スキマスイッチの曲が好きだった時節でしたね
日本語スレの皆様とシェアしたいと思いました

Why are japs in /int/ so patriotic?

PLEASE GET OFF OF HERE NETOUYO.

ファックwwww

キムチ国旗がここで一番まともだ

俺はそろそろ寝させてもらう
じゃあなネトウヨ共

>>53180295
ハガレン!

>>53180417
あの韓国旗は関係ないとして、悪事をする時は日本国旗で!これ常識っすわ

>>53180314
>get off

what

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>>53177412
>Anonymous 01/07/16(Thu)01:15:00 No.53177440▶
>>>53177366
>Alright, then what does ch stand for anyway?
>>>
> Anonymous 01/07/16(Thu)01:15:33 No.53177453▶
>>>53177366
>yeah i know
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> Japanese Thread /日本語スレッド Anonymous 01/06/16(Wed)20:34:34 No.53169823 [Reply]▶
>This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
>Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!
>#Previous Thread >>53153939
>Useful Links---
>今までのスレ一覧
>>http://desustorage.org/int/search/subject/Japanese%20thread/
>Real Kana
>>http://www.realkana.com/
>How to Learn Japanese
>>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
>100 most common Japanese words
>>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub
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> Anonymous 01/07/16(Thu)01:10:50 No.53177306▶
>>>53171197
>広島と長崎に落とされたものは何だったんだよw
>>>
> Anonymous 01/07/16(Thu)01:13:23 No.53177390▶
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>>>53177301
>I think he still lives there
>>>
> Anonymous 01/07/16(Thu)01:14:14 No.53177412▶
>File: WP_20160106_16_59_35_Pro.jpg (1 MB, 1278x1390)
>Look at what edition of Mikai no Hoshi we have, hue-hue.
>And I have a question. Why guitars for Japan have so hight quality? I have MIJ Fender Mustang and Jazz Bass. How you do this?
>>>
> Anonymous 01/07/16(Thu)01:14:42 No.53177431▶
>>>53177218
>at least most of his opinions are correct so I agree with him
>>>
> Anonymous 01/07/16(Thu)01:15:20 No.53177451▶
>How do you say in Japanese:
>"You should see her next month " ?

>>53180586
What does it mean?

>>53180572
get off my bike you nigger!

こんな政治豚丸出しのなんJ民がいるか嘘つきめ

>>53180667
n-no! i'm not that sandniggers

>>53180673
ただのまとめ民ちゃうんか?
ワイらはただ野球を愛するおっさんの集まりやで

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Please help me based Japanese overlords and solve this captcha.

>>53180634
hahahahahah

>>53180752
>まとめ民
でしょうね
あそこはただのやきうのおにいちゃんたちの遊び場やからね

Someone give me an umbrella please lol

>>53180789
ちよあぬ

>>53180789
ちよせあぬ

>>53180789
ちよせあぬ

>>53180915
>>53180937
Thank you so much!

つまり、今日ここが荒れてる原因はfansubがどうこう言ってるアニオタがなんJかまとめサイトにここのURL貼り付けたせいってこと?

>>53180937
Oops

>>53180975
知らんけどあの自称Jのくっさい政治豚と偽英国旗なら前からいる

>>53179928
ほんとにそう
阪神大震災の時ですら、左翼の連中が右翼のイメージを悪くするためにヤクザ使って被災者を搾取してたからね
だから関西人はみんな左翼と朝鮮人が大嫌い

>>53181060
いやどこの地域だって左翼と朝鮮人が好きな人はいないでしょうよ(補助金に目がくらんだ人は除く)

>>53181229
日本人で例外的に朝鮮人と仲良いのはフェミくらいだと思う
遥洋子や辛淑玉みたいに、そもそも在日というケースも多いけど

Am I the only one here that hates the white race?

>>53180975
じゃっぷじゃっぷって日本の悪口言いまくってる英国旗(プロキシ)、それを擁護する日本国旗も一緒に登場といういつもの流れ

>>53180902
Is it raining today?

To funsub lurking
it is only this time for me that I bumped the thread.
>>53178950
b9dm 98485.html
himado.in 308213

まあ、此処に書いた時点で、通報されて消えるやろ。
uploaderさん、゜ご苦労様。

>>53181309
いや、今日の英国旗はいつものジャップ連呼の英国期とは別人じゃん、明らかに
あのジャップ野郎は本物のバカで、日本語が基本的に一切喋れないけど、今日の英国旗はちゃんと自分で日本語の文章を書いてる
だから自分には君がそのジャップ野郎を擁護してるように見えるわ

>>53181394

こいつが荒らしだから気を付けて
ただ眺めてるとすっげー分かりやすいの

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You shouldn't come to 4chan if you don't understand "banter"

So I suppose I'll make

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>>53180586
This post

I fucking love the way Australians post

>>53181464
うん
分かりやすい
中の人乙って感じ

>>53181630
ありがとうございます

4chan歴最長を自称してるくせにfansubの綴りすら間違えるパンツ屋さんw

>>53181630
pls

>>53180586
ffs ... why?

>>53181630
You're a good servant

>>53181825

>>53181825

>>53181825