Sissy Brit boys and a few Aussies that don't fit in at the beach, more like.
>"B-b-but...!" Bullshit inbound
The company I work for does a poll on its Intranet every week. These are the results of the current one. What a bunch of fag enablers
Labour represent no one. They exist because of people's hatred of the Tories and from racial gerrymandering
The conservatives represent no one and only exist because of other people's money
The only choice is ukip
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
how are you today?
i'm suffering from the worst hangover in my life atm
hard right now desu
>Same-sex marriage is a positive change to the world
Oh dear, I really don't understand western people logic
>not hooking up with cute but socially retarded girls from /soc/
it's surprisingly not that hard lads, what's your excuse?
They were all set up by the elites to essentially hoover up all the gold from the common people so they can horde it all for themselves when the economic collapse happens and we have to go back to gold backed currency
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
>North Korea says it's successfully tested a thermonuclear bomb
How did they crack the Teller–Ulam design? It's classified.
>tfw almost snapped my back doing deadlifts today
never gonna make it
Take a look around
We just call them territories or "countries with US military bases"
You're probably in one of them lololol, if not yall have running up like a dog when we call you to war
Fucking hell lads trying to sell me bike on gumtree but keep getting timewasters
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
I was the same. After seeing /tv/ make fun of it for so long it just hit me when I actually saw it.
>found a girl near where I live talking on /fit
>she works out but still has a little fat
>still a qt
>say that we could climb one of the local mountain near us to lose weight jokingly
>she starts being serious and starts talking about meeting up
>go autistic, close down the thread and come back to /int/
wew that was a close one
>it's a 2nd worlders try to deny their cuking by the American bull episode
>2nd worlders that are literally speaking American
>on an American website
>developed and maintained using American technology
>on an American internet
>nourished with American food >>53168040
>using American reaction images>>53170138
>entering American captchas before every post
When have US boots been on the ground with a bitchmade number of UK boots NOT been there?
>>53170107 u mean like that airport security that has been granted diplomatic immunity in your own soil?
Okay look. I shall teach you the ways of the eight leaves.
*unsheathes twin katanas* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air* TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face open* Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up* It's time to finish this little charade *holds my katanas above my head* YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords* Heh.... funny..... *turn my back to you and chuckle* but... not as funny as whats about to happen now! *unsheathes katana and readies Sanzetsu no Jitsuzhi style stance*
*walks always whisteling, drunken whaler tune*
*comes up behind you and stabs you in the back* Hahaha, now that power is mine! *becomes engilfed in a bright light* It feels so powerful! *unsheaths daggers Surging with Dark Energy* You Will Pay For Your Insulence!*teleports around and shoots beams at you* You! *kicks you from behind* Are! *teleports in front of you and uppercuts you into the air* Just! *flies into the air with flaming spiral uppercut* NOOB! *hits you with flame uppercut and grabs your head and throws you down to the ground* NOW DIE FAG!!! *crashes into you with meteor slam attack and kills you*Heh... another noob falls to me. *teleports away*
*sucks the head and tickles the shaft with my tongue* HA I bet you weren't expecting to come that quickly you FAGGOT *swallows the come and uses its energy to power up* You're finished! *teleports into the air* Just die!! *crashes into you with a fierce flaming kick*
There's probably 50 threads about Star Wars on /tv/ right now.
Although their focus has shifted to Ma-Rey Sue since the release.
We're /pol/ lite mate since the end of /new/, we didn't exist and /pol/ was created.
We've been the chill out room.
Someone called us the reddit of 4chins but that was wrong ..
/int/ is where we observe, chill about our thoughts and flags
>Top bosses will have earned more money by the end of Tuesday than the average worker will do in a year, campaign group the High Pay Centre has claimed.
>The group has declared the day Fat Cat Tuesday, based on FTSE 100 chief executives earning £5m a year, compared with the median UK salary of £27,645.
What do we do about the bankers the bonuses lads?
message each other for a bit on the app of your choice
if she's interested she'll ask you for a picture
if she sends one back without you asking she's guaranteed dtf
if she doesn't send a pic but keeps chatting then just graft on her until she does or you move on
You seen these new phones from this dutch company called Fairphone?
They're modular so when a new cpu comes out you just put the new cpu in like a PC
They're also not built by slaves in China.
>there's mould on this chicken
>I've already eaten half of it
looks like I ain't leaving the crapper today
>Women of Cologne on lockdown as council admits they're 'no longer safe' in the wake of 'African and Arab' mob's rapes and declares upcoming carnival a 'no-go area' for females
Americans literally all sound the same.
I'm not saying this because #fuckyanks but I think due to the lack of accents, so many of them sound the fucking same apart from differences in pitch etc.
The leaders of Europe could literally have their children raped in front of them, and they will still proudly say on camera that no-go areas don't exist and that the migrants are peaceful people.
They lie through their teeth and proudly talk about how great their city is while people die behind them, like they're trying to show off how awesome their multicultural society is.
Who exactly are they showing off to when they say stuff like this? I don't get it.
It's like when trump called out London. The PM and Boris all said how trump was wrong, proudly showing off their city (to who?), meanwhile actual police officers have to hug the legs of some American and say he's right because he's the only one telling the truth. It's disgusting
>mfw Germans can't even talk shit about it online or they get jailed
This is what I call the red suppository, getting a red pill shoved deep up your bottom..
Yeah I've noticed that, a lot of them have that weird throaty sound.
There are about 5 accents in a huge country full of 300 million people. That means that fucking loads of them sound the same.
Our accents are so strong you'd have to be an idiot not to differentiate them. We also have many of them which means that there's variety.
Reddit janny blowing his nut lads.
Any post about muslims is removed and the poser banned.
They're not even allowing comments on The Guardian website
>2 hours ago
>"It's completely improper... to link a group that appeared to come from North Africa with the refugees," Cologne Mayor Henriette Reker said, following talks with police.
I've been to 11 countries m8, what does that have to do with finding Americans sounding similar?
Obviously southerners and people from New York sound loads different, but the 'general american' accent or w/e seems to be the most common and so a lot of yanks just sound the same.
Why don't you have more accent for such a large country?
Why do he left lack self awareness regarding the [current year] argument?
The very fact that non-left thoughts were once common place is the reason not to ban or silence people of these views because, one day, their views could be seen as right wing or "old fashioned and bigoted"
one more massive spree of horrendous sex assaults added to the list that the left will utterly ignore
i guess they're saving their energy for when the next white man admits to shagging a 16 year old.
latin american countries have been around for a similar amount of time and spanish in each of them definitely has it's own accent - probs more than one per country but i can't tell. Also new zealand/aus have been around for less time and have different accents i can tell apart
Briganding: A reddit term for people coming from other websites to a subreddit and upvoting or downvoting against the popular consensus of that subreddit. Brigands are hated on reddit and banned on sight.
So reddit hates "immigrants" coming over to their "nation" and going against their "culture" so they "deport" them?
>Mayor of Cologne says women should have code of conduct to prevent future assault
>Mayor Henriette Reker enraged people by focusing on women’s actions instead of the men who carried out the assault
>The Mayor of Cologne said today that women should adopt a “code of conduct” to prevent future assault at a crisis meeting following the sexual attack of women by 1000 men on New Year’s eve.
Lol. Victim blaming and women asking for it is ok if the rapists are migrants
>A reddit term for people coming from other websites to a subreddit and upvoting or downvoting against the popular consensus of that subreddit. Brigands are hated on reddit and banned on sight.
kekked, reddit is a lefty hivemind shithole. It's why any forums with a "reputation" system fail, if you go against the hivemind, you get negged in to oblivion
The UK has an unusually high amount of accents, it changes here roughly every 35 miles, I can't think of another country where this is the same. But the USA does have a fair amount of reigional accents. Minnesota is my favourite.
he's spot on there lad, those republican christian terrorists are foreigners (americans) and the arabs are foreigners
I think we can safely come to the conclusion that it's all foreigners fault.
I've read the guardian for years just because I thought they employed decent journalism
Through 2014/2015 there was a REALLY noticeable shift towards PC reporting and socially liberal opinion pieces
The majority of the readership has also noticed this and complain. The Guardian is actually running at a huge loss now
I'm in the same boat man, I enjoy to read from all the big newspapers so I could get my news covered by all biases and form my opinion knowing all sides. Guardian has really gone downhill, more so than any of the others, but at least they're not Huff Post UK tier yet.
>Being diplomatic at all with Muslim countries
White women hate white men, that's why the always blame white men and protect non-white men.
>Bans certain varieties of porn
>Wants to ban encryption (lol)
>Wants more CCTV and civillian surveillence
>Increasing immigration despite promises to decrese
And people literally still vote for him? Literally mindless neanderthals
people vote for him because he appeals to rich old people and the tories are the only party who can realistically keep britain relevant and successful for now
fuck off you disgusting friendless runt
There's literally a thread right now where people are making fun of britain for censoring certain aspects of a Japanese cartoon to tone down the homosexual themes.
How do you even win on 4chan? You support degeneracy and people laugh you fight degeneracy and people laugh.
>The Guardian is actually running at a huge loss now
Thank fuck for that.
No border, no nation. Race does not exist, because human physiology and culture are a continuous spectrum, therefore it does not make sense to draw lines. As someone who lives on a border, I have more in common with the people across the border than my own capital. If every person has more in common with his neighbour than his capital, then you can't logically draw borders to divide. Also, your response is very emotional (fury and fear), which must stay out of policy.
So pretty much every year in the winter I get this sore on the inside of my nose, it goes all scabby, sometimes gets infected, and neer usually goes away unless treated. So I usually go to the doctors, and they give me this anti bacterial cream stuff, I put it on every day for like three or four days, and it goes away. The cream stuff costs £23 a pop.
I was telling my grandad about it, and he told me just to put vasaline on it, so I did, and it cleared up in a couple of days. Unbeleivable.
Do you think the doctor knew it could be cleared up with something so simple? Next time I go in there I'm going to tell her she's been wasting loads of my money. Fuck sake.
>help the poor at the expense of the rich
>help the rich at the expense of the poor
>joke of an eu referendum
politics are utterly fucked here, tories and labour are the closest parties to centre because everyone else is extreme populist one-party nonsense regardless of left or right
independent basically comes off as buzzfeed, the articles are riddled with typos and theyre really clearly biased to the left
dunno about the paper
bbc, reuters and telegraph are the only news sources i can really stand
me, big cheese of brit
thanks for the (You) but I stole it from some clown on reddit, https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/3zo1ok/cologne_sex_attacks_protest_against_gang_assaults/cynwepu?context=3
I know a few of the lads on here are into Brazilian bunda and I found pic related, doesn't do anything for me tbqh. Looks like a bloke.
>Complain about the lack of choice among political parties in Britain
>Call every party that isn't Labour or Conservative a "populist extremist single issue waste of a vote".
Are British voters the dumbest in the world? I'm literally fucking done with them.
>less immigrants than labour for sure,
But still more immigrants coming to Britain.
this is the problem
everyone has that smaller party they actually agree with but they either hate labour or tories so much that they'll "strategically" vote for the lesser of two evils
>The conservative party whom i said wanted more immigrants (in this case to improve the economy)
>Immigrants improve the economy
Why does PR matter to you when their policies are the best? Admitedly they should have better PR for emotionally driven lefty twats that cry about everything, but for people who actually read the policies of a party and support them on that basis, PR shouldn't really mean shit.
>try to stop our mps from conspiring against each other
when a fringe party with a wide range of sensible policies appears i'll vote for them, but you can't pretend like our current selection is at all worth voting in
yeah, the muh 1% gdp thing some autist was rabbiting on about the other day
im just being devils advocate for every party since the lot of you labour under delusions that whatever imaginary party you follow is perfect
and I'd like £1,000,000 and to wake up to a blowie from a fit bird every morning
So I should vote for a party that will get below 10 seats and have no influence during a time when there's big support for leaving the EU and pressure from germemey to take in refugees?
Or maybe I can vote for a party that is giving is an EU referendum and is taking a much stronger stance on refugees than most.
>Or maybe I can vote for a party that is giving is an EU referendum and is taking a much stronger stance on refugees than most.
You've literally been suckered into Cuckron's lies. You know he's an EU fetishiest and loves immigrants right?
>im just being devils advocate for every party since the lot of you labour under delusions that whatever imaginary party you follow is perfect
eu is a can of worms i dont feel educated enough in to discuss, but apart from that do you really thing ukip's mps are capable of diplomacy, fixing the economy and basically anything apart from fixing employment?
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The British voter IS honestly the most ill informed and stupid of any voter.
People on /brit/ are for more politically inclined than most normies and even on /brit/ people were refusing to read manifestos before the general election. Several people saying that manifestos and policies were "pointless".
If that's the average /brit/ voter, who is more politically inclined than the average normie, I can't imagine how bad normies are.
>indirect replying like a faggot
Literally don't give a shit if he's pro EU, he IS undeniably giving us an EU referendum you fucking ukip shill.
His refugee policy is a lot stronger than expected and much stronger than any other relevant eu country.
>you really thing ukip's mps are capable of diplomacy, fixing the economy and basically anything apart from fixing employment?
Do you think the economy will matter when we're an Islamic caliphate?
>Why yes, I do hail from Buckinghamshire, the seventh richest subregion in the EU, the county with the highest life expectancy and GDP per capita outside of London. I can totally connect with you peasen- I mean my common brethren
This is a special /brit/, lads. It comes with trips and everything!
>do you really thing ukip's mps are capable of diplomacy, fixing the economy and basically anything apart from fixing employment?
Ukip were the only party to have their manifesto independently checked and all the major economists agreed ukips plans for the economy made sense.
Don't believe the BBC, UKIP aren't a one policy party
that's pretty much the same for most major Asian countries, you can never become a citizen unless you were born in the country, even if you marry someone who was
japan takes it a step further with their society rejecting anyone who isn't 100% nihonjin
But it's this mentality that will keep the conservatives in forever, despite not actually doing ANY of the things you voted for them for. We'll vote to stay in the EU at the referendum anyway, that's entirely obvious. If UKIP can't get enough support to get more than one seat, what chance do you honestly think we have of leaving the EU? Conservatives want us to stay in, the media will back us staying in. Just watch.