I'm moving to Australia in a month. Wollongong to be exact
What can I expect? I already have a job lined up if you were wondering
Wollongong is a pretty good place 2bh
In 2011 Wollongong proper had a population of 192,418 (Several smaller towns in the surrounding area make it up to about 300,000) and was 91.7% white and 94.3% American white, Blacks and Aboriginals made up 0.4% of the population
the gong is probably the second most based city in australia
13. Gold Coast
>Sunshine Coast not mentioned
It's even larger the gong you know
>I'm 29 but do you think I can sneak in and slay some underage pussy?
It's NSW bruv. Legal age of consent is 16.
It's busy, but it doesn't hold a candle to Syndey. It still very much feels like a decent sized town rather than a big city.
Like a lot of Australian places, it's name's Aboriginal. Presumably from the original explorers getting the name from the natives. Bugger all Aboriginies there now, though.
Cocaine. One makes little lines, or 'racks' of powder.
It's not a bad place as such, but it doesn't exactly surprise anyone if some real shit happens there. The percentages are worse than other places, but for the most part it's just drunken yobbos and abos being obnoxious.
why the fuck did they hire you?
we got tons of those here IT is one of the biggest businesses and they fucking get some yank from overseas other than an aussie?
so much easier getting someone from here
>you now remember going to Airlie Beach at 17 years of age and getting shitfaced with your best mates for 7 days straight while living in a 5 star hotel your parents paid for
fuck me what a week that was
>It's true, Newy is the whitest city I've ever been to in NSW.
>Everyone is heaps friendly too.
So you didn't go into the CBD at night on a weekend then I take it.
Not really, it's mainly a meme.
I'd say it's no worse than any other city if you stay out of low income areas. The weather is always good, never too hot or cold, and you are definitely dealing with a lot more kiwis (not necessarily maoris), but it's a nice place to live if you're not trying to make something of yourself.
So that's why the internet is shit.
ausfag thread? ausfag thread
lads what am i doing with my life i need a career
things I have lined up so far
>metro train driver (120K + a year very hard to get into)
Throw shit at me lads. I want the $$
Going to go take a fat shit I expect some good advice in 5 minutes
I don't know much about Melbourne but mates who live there are in Fitzroy.
I live in Sydney and suburbs people like to airbnb while visiting are generally:
Bondi (and surrounding suburbs, close to beach, stuff to do but a lot of tourists), Tamarama (beach but less shitty backpackers), Woollahra & Paddington (midway between beach and city)
Surry Hills (cafes, shopping), Chippendale (close to cafes, shopping and a bit cheaper)
Newtown, Enmore, Glebe (closer to airport and city)
Because the NSW government has introduced a city lockout because Irish tourists kept on punching each other to death the night life in the city is shitty at the moment. The lockout doesn't include the inner west (where most of the cities nightlife have moved to, King Street Newtown in particular)
You can't buy any alcohol after 10pm. Hiring a car in Sydney is a very good idea if you want to get around. If you get a hotel see if they have parking.
Check out: the botanical gardens, opera house + harbour bridge (this area is expensive because of tourists for food, drinks etc.), Taronga Zoo if you want to look at animals and see the harbour (you get a ferry to get there from circular quay, also check out ticket prices before you might be able to get a deal)
>CTRL+F "fuck off w"
>Phrase not found
I am disappointed in my countrymen.
Actually I've known about 6 finns in my time. Half of them were guys with white hair. 2 girls were fat and had black hair, they were pretty gross tb'h, and another girl had black hair and was half asian and was pretty attractive.