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Anime posting is not only fully allowed but heavily encouraged.
happy birthday bud
hope you have an awesome day
What are you downloading me fellow buccaneer?
also to that canadian reaching his adulthood today
was wondering what the the fuck a roll cake was
turns out it's just a GYPSY ARM.........
Because you bothered to make an ex account.
post cuteies or get out
/cum/ is hereby cute posting only
Good music for sleepy time.
See yah again in about half a month.
every time i see this cascadia meme it keeps dipping more and more into cali
stop being tsun and take it all already
>delete this filth
K-Onis a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and KAWAII UGUUUUU. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The underage characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the band, colorful clothes, the whole schoolgirl faggotry and everything about the K-On world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the weeaboo drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
K-On is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no K-Onthreads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
anyone have any good ideas for a bedtime fap?
my only request is no gay shit
>watch snap of a girl I kinda like
>changed her hair to a light purple
welp, into the trash it goes. I will never understand this meme and why woman think it looks good
I didn't think you're supposed to defrag SSDs?
fair enough I suppose, and I could understand them dyeing their hair if they were an actual punk or something and it matched their personality. It just seems strange when it doesn't match their look as a whole which is usually what I see
the only one
you're the only one
>we're totally invading Iraq because they have weapons of mass destruction and Saddam is dangerous
>it's totally not because they are going to sell oil in something other than USD
>Kim tests nuclear weapons left right and centre in NK
>we cannot confirm that weapons have been tested
what relavent nation is kim able to nuke
I wanna move to the states. I'm sick of Trudeau and the retarded sjw culture. Even guys in my fraternity are openly embracing sjw culture.
I already have dual citizenship since my mum is American, though I don't want to move to Oregon or Washington as it's almost the same shit as Vancouver.
What state is the best for getting pure qts?
At least your "refugees" don't rape and steal like they do here. I could bitch about this shit all day long, but it doesn't really belong here.
What are your plans for the new day?
let's not kid ourselves, its not even 12:30 for us yet
Been to Georgia for 2 weeks. I liked the people over there save for the loads of niggers in Atlanta. That and I don't think I could handle the weather down there. I was dying and I only went in the spring
Anything is better than the tattoo loving, weed smoking, race betraying white women and spineless beta cuck white men up here.
>compared to gaseous croaks from a bawdy toad
am i kawaii uguu
>Shave disgusting untrimmed beard I had growing out of laziness
>Remember I actually have kind of a decently attractive face
shieeeet I look fucking 16 though fuck
>experience young love
>slowly drift apart and grow up to be different people
at least I have my memories
>As a teenager I was so fucking horny and lonely
>Never got laid, just become more of an autistic recluse
>Still a betamax virgin
>Nearing my mid 20s and I don't even care about trying to get laid or get a gf anymore
It feels pretty depressing and empty to lose that drive, but I think it's less depressing than longing for it so badly.
Is this the average /cum/ poster?
The c and m in /cum/ stay for the letters in America.
Literally had no contact with girls until this year.
And even this year 99.9% of that contact has been with trannies, just a few times I got to cuddle with a bio girl and touch her DDs.
>And even this year 99.9% of that contact has been with trannies, just a few times I got to cuddle with a bio girl and touch her DDs.
How did that go for you?
Bretty ok, she had nice boobs and is an absolute god at backscratches and such.
Didn't have sex with her though because at that time I had just moved out of my home and was going insane with stress.
i've got night shifts all week faget
Most of it is AVG. Fucking shit.
Met two shit trannies as roommates that are no longer here, got great trans gf, had cuddles and a brief stay with two trans friends in Alabama.
Not too bad overall, if you can find the few trannies who aren't lazy autists and can stand a lot of depressing, they're ok people
I wonder what it'll look like by the time Weedman's had his way with it
I don't know. Never really given it much thought, my man.
Most of them aren't shitty tumblr sjws like people imply, for the most part they just want to be left alone and gendered female.
I'm in my mid 20s
Try my luck about once a month. Rejected every single time for five years straight. I go on dates but they never lead to anything.
I'm off anti depressants now but I'm pretty sure it will come back one day and I will end up killing myself.
Especially when my parents are dead. I wouldn't do this to my mom.
Yeah man I did the anti depressant roller coaster for a few years, did a lot of illegal drugs I shouldn't have done too. I think the combo might have something to do with my libido getting so fucked. Don't get me wrong, I'm still unhappy as fuck, I just lost the motivation to try and get laid somewhere along the way.
The idea of being in a real relationship with a girl that actually cares about me I still do find pretty appealing, but then I remember I'm still just an autistic manchild with the social skills of a 12 year old. So fuck it. It's too late for me.
I dunno, I wish I could tell you that we're all gonna make it but you and I both know that could very well be bullshit. I wish you luck, though.
I just woke up. I'll read through it now. No skipping around.
I need some cheering up guys...
broke up with my boyfriend after 5 years of him taking me for granted and flirting with literally every other girl that gave him a chance, behind my back... We still live together though so today was the first night back home (we were on vacation when I dumped him) where I have to sleep alone in the guest room.
I don't know how to feel after reading that.
Find a new place to live first off.
But if you really need some short-term cheering up, RWBY is pretty cute.
Plenty of husbandos to replace your PoS ex.
You should feel aroused.
Then again, that was a very cute story.
I know but the lease is until 1st of july...
Plus we ended on good terms so we're still really good friends..
It's just hard because he was my first boyfriend and I guess I was just too obsessed with him to end it before...It's not the first time I catch him flirting behind my back.
I guess I can't prevent a guy from thinking with his dick... just sucks that he led me on for 5 fucking years where I was 100% faithful.
Sorry for the gushing... I'm kind of emotionally fragile right now, it's 5am and I'm super depressed alone in bed.. plus i'm jetlagged as fuck.
BREF tried RWBY.. couldn't make past 3 episodes. Maybe one day I'll discover that 2D really is superior to 3D shit right?
I'll find the perfect lewd comic, anon.
Man, that sucks. Do you have any other friends or family you could crash at for a few days?
It might do you some good to get some fresh air.
> tried RWBY.. couldn't make past 3 episodes
Maybe some Toradora then if you need some 2D mood lifting?
Dub's pretty damn good too if you don't feel like reading.
the flirting really bothered me...because it wasn't just adding winky faces everywhere (he never did that for me but then again I did tell him that I found that stupid.. who the fuck winks after each sentence?)
but the most recent girl he had just met on the bus in the middle of the night and immediately gave her all his personal info and shit, which I found weird but thought like ah well wtvr I guess he just wants to bang her, as long as he doesn't go further than that right?
But then I found out that when he said I'm going out for a beer with my bro that he was meeting her there too... and only told me like two days later. Also he never took me out ANYWHERE I actually had to beg my bf to go on dates and I usually would end up paying. Then suddenly when she's there he has all the time and money in the world to go out drinking with her... wen literally two days earlier he turned me down to go have breakfast... I think he actually really liked her though... So I also feel really guilty for letting jealousy take over when I saw that she made him happy...
He says he's sorry and he was stupid and blahblah he wants me back and work things out...
I thought it was funny.
The translation is pretty shit though.
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO BODY TEMP
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
- ALPHA BRAIN
- KRILL & MCT OIL
- PRIMATE CARE PILLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] <---- HIT PLAY NIGGA
>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES
FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
- Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES
- Brought to you by SquareSpaceｩ
cue the hempforce mustard
Tell me about ice road trucking.
How easy would it be for me to come over and get a job? I only have a car licence. How much does it pay?
Not looking forward to being solo at the gym today.
I miss my buddy, he's not gonna be back until the 14th
I've been to Cuba, I was actually pleasantly surprised by it. Maybe as a tourist I didn't see the bad parts of it, but the fact that everyone was so friendly to me felt extremely refreshing after spending most of my life in Toronto where everyone looks like they're going to jump and kill themselves when the opportunity arises. It's probably all a facade, but my cynicism and jaded outlook subsided a bit.
I rented a small scooter for some of the trip, my trip was pretty much from Havana to Santiago de Cuba. I planned it all before hand, I would stop at these designated hostels (barely even hostels, just a lodging room) for the night. Everything there is piss cheap. The whole island seems stuck in early 20th century, it's just completely covered in landscape and nature, even the cute buildings feel archaic and abandoned. Everything was quite clean too, even in the parts which were populated by farmers on their small plots of land and small white bungalows. No one there was desperate to swindle me, but it's heavily implied at these small cafes or restaurants (not a lot of them) that you tip a peso for the meal or drink but everyone was eager to chat me up and some spoke surprising decent english. Really nice experience overall, being away from civilization cleared some of the fog from my head. Highly recommend you to go with a close friend.
when me and my gf move in together i want to go to cuba with her. shes lived in suburban mexico all her life and i wanna show her a quaint and calm city/ town like where i grew up
>tfw even my father seems to accept the fact that america could be better for us
I guess it'll be easier for us as soon as my grandpa is dead. Don't get me wrong, I'm not wishing for this to happen, though.
Recommend me a comfy slice of life Anime that I can watch on Netflix (without a vpn)
Think of it as an opportunity to meet boys.