>tfw no deadly anything
mfw the janny lads
The Lads who fought the Janny.avi
jesus christ i hate janny so much
pic related its janny
>So you thought you could mock the Janny as survive did you? *unsheeves katana*
>he doesn't listen to the Dubliners
I-I WISH I HAD AN AMERICAN BF TO SPOON ME
So I told the lad to go over the top.. he actually did it the absolute madman hahahahahahaha
>So I told the lad to go over the top.. he actually did it the absolute madman hahahahahahaha
Les is the Boss. He taught Ray Mears Straya bushcraft. Ray taught Brit Swede special forces to eat worms and bark.
Bear Grills looks nice on TV drinking camel piss so there's that.
the thing that pisses me off about le epic quality discussion meme is that its dishonest. ask the average /int/olerant what is important to him, and youll get answers like "international memes", "quality international banter", "alberto barbosa" and the like. serious discussion is so unpopular it even became a meme
>not being a radical centrist
>It's like i'm a centrist, only I wear a fedora
I assure you that I'm no moron and I can take any amount of personal spite you care to throw at me. Instead, why don't you learn about the moslem take over of previously Christian Lebanon in the 1970s, where once 'friendly' moslem neighbours of christians turned on them and killed them. Read about 'hijrah', the invasion of countries by sheer numbers, as is happening in Germany right now. Read about Bridget Gabriel, a Lebanese christian, who spent 7 years living with her formerly affluent family in a bomb shelter to avoid being killed by moslems. Read about 'The Project', a Muslim Brotherhood plan written in 1982 and now experiencing worldwide success. Read about the ZUS in France, Zone Urban Sensibles, where sharia is the law. There are over 800 of those now. The French police hardly dare visit. Read, read, read. There's so much you could learn about the moslem takeover of the world that is going on right under your nose and it would be better time spent than squirting your little drops of venom at me.
its so easy baiting people on youtube ffs
*jumps up in front of you and catches the beer*
>This thread is filled with role-playing weebs, night cunts..
my favourite meme is when lmao is when the dudes lmao hold up when the dudes crop your face hahahaha and post it in the comments ahahahha and get a dozen likes aha lololol and then some other lad chimes in and is like "when the ___ is ____" haahahlllllllmfaooooo lads #thelads #ladsontour
>Bear Grills looks nice on TV drinking camel piss so there's that.
Only downsides are that he wasn't full time Army and half his shit is staged for effect. Grylls, I mean, not Hiddins or Mears.
hahahahah that face when haa when the meme is good pffffhahhahahahah
discovered I'm really into watching girls poop today, lads
aha when the lad is rude #lmaoing #rudeLAD
another one ahaahha another one of my favourite #middleclass memes is when ahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahha is when the utter mad man lad posts something silly on an event page like lmaooooo omfg like "lad can you like invite shannon nole" PSSFFHHAHAHAHAH absolute banging joke my lads ahahah "hi can i like bring my perscription pingers" FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAHAHAKKKKKKKKKKKAKAKAKAKAKA
If only I could attach a genuine Kyary to every post without fear of reprisal.
>there's an mlp thing at a shopping centre near me at the moment.
>big fucking cardboard cutouts of ponies.
>If only I could attach a genuine Kyary to every post without fear of reprisal.
Straya are Brits. Not even brothers. We're the same. Same cuntish banter, they're better looking, we're smarter. Cricket, something about rugby. They have deadly toilet spiders we have rain.
They'll pretend they're you, but they'll know they're us.
>Go in barbers to get my hair cut
>all the barbers are ripping each other apart with banter
>talking about how one of the barbers has a stupid dead beat son that won't amount to anything
>one foreign woman in the shop waiting for her son to get a haircut looks mortified
I fucking love this country
The history of Ireland is a history of oppression and the struggle of the people against it the history of grasping landlords and conniving politicians who sought to deprive the people of their birthright. At regular times in Irelands past these grievances have boilled over and the ordinary people have reacted in the only way open to them.
on the prowl
hey lads gotta head out now
I appreciate our chat, see you when i get back
xoxo love you all~<3
this is the same cunt that spent over an hour doing vocaroos in this awful fake yank-irish accent
some of the most embarrassing, cringeworthy and genuinely autistic behaviour ive seen in quite a long while
getting up for work lads. couldn't sleep last night, must have got about 3 hours. going to be a mong all day t b h
Luke is a genius.
>In time, the English thought of a better way to use these women (in many cases, girls as young as 12) to increase their market share: The settlers began to breed Irish women and girls with African men to produce slaves with a distinct complexion. These new “mulatto” slaves brought a higher price than Irish livestock and, likewise, enabled the settlers to save money rather than purchase new African slaves. This practice of interbreeding Irish females with African men went on for several decades and was so widespread that, in 1681, legislation was passed “forbidding the practice of mating Irish slave women to African slave men for the purpose of producing slaves for sale.” In short, it was stopped only because it interfered with the profits of a large slave transport company.
a lot want to be in the military, have the kudos of being a soldier and get sent on operations
however they dont want to spend their life in a barracks doing mundane duties and training all day every day
its the way to go
plus the goverments putting a lot into the reserves at the moment as theyre intended to be more integrated and have a more active role (mainly to cut costs by simultaneously reducing the regulars)
>Be walking home late one night.
>Have to detour through the park.
>Think you're alone, but feel like someone's watching.
>Suddenly you hear a rustling noise from some bushes you just passed.
>You turn around just in time to see a woman emerge.
>She lifts her shirt up and you see an amazingly pointy pair of tits aimed right at you.
>"Give me your wallet or I'll fucking stab you."
Not sure what you mean. SBS is our multiculti TV channel here.
Are they Royal Marine Commandos, or something different again?
I know Commandos do, but not so sure about the SAS.
>usually reserved for surgeons/doctors
Really? I did not know. Did you read that somewhere or did somebody tell you?
I would have thought the full time/regulars would be slightly better and for that reason you'd want to keep them around anyway.
i can't remember where i read it, but i swear i remember reading something that said they don't waste 1st commando cycle spots on people who are unskilled. unless they were just saying "ohhh look at this guy, he's a doctor by day and an operator by night" but i don't think they were. makes sense in a way when you could potentially have more skilled guys cycle in that aren't truck drivers and shit.
more often than not, people who enter commandos enter via 2nd regiment which is full time.
ta/reserves have had a good record in the recent conflicts, and not just in the army. they get put in with the regulars and end up doing just as good a job
what is somewhat concerning however is that the goverments planning to deploy reserves as full units (normally just a few of the best are sent to join the regs); that could have different results
I wanted to do it ages ago, but never got in shape and felt I wasn't ready in other ways. Now that I've got my head in a better space to even think of something like that, now I'm too old and have a couple of injuries slowing me down. Oh well, trying to move onto other things now anyway. You working at the moment bro?
>wll hello there yes it is me the famous nonce living in thailand
just part time while I try and get into medicine hahaha
if i dont get in then i might join the army and give the commandos a try.
how old are you m8? i'm 23 now and feel like that's pre young for that sort of thing unless you're an absolute unit
>taking the piss with my own reaction images
>implying you racists wouldn't race mix for this sweet sweet bunda
Royal marines are the cream of British regiments. Paras think they are but the Royal Marines are there for them to aspire to. Best trained regiment globally. There's bait. Smaller regiments are more elite but, Brits from the Royal Marines train them too so.
birth rates of ethnic groups in the england and wales, surprise the Muslims reproduce like rats
learn something new every day. i always thought they were advanced infantry and that was that. i knew about selection but i thought it was more about eliminating dregs rather than choosing only the best.
no upstairs in my bedroom. but have to stay on the alert and keep a Weather Eye On The Horizon, could come in at any time
and i am not found asleep with iPost tucked away then she'll have my guts for garters and ill get a right beating
there are SAS hunter/killer teams whizzing around the ME on quad bikes killing isis targets hahaha
they'd probably be less cavalier than the US but that's just because the US are more extreme rather than the UK being inactive/quiet. that being said, the US is so much less cowboy than 20/30 years ago. back when delta was formed, fucking hell it was an absolute wildwest.
>someone from letting agency did a visit on behalf of landlord yesterday afternoon
>I couldn't be there (was at work) but I agreed to it
>come back from work
>some of my drawers half open
>wardrobe wide open and my stuff bunched at one side (I normally have my ironed shirts spread out)
>write them an e-mail saying I do not appreciate them going through my things and they should at least close the wardrobe after doing it
>they reply denying they did it
>need to leave the house at 12
>already bricking it
I'm getting real fucking sick of this shit
might just end it 2bh
Gf is going to the airport in a few hours to go on a girls holiday to magaluf.
That's nothing to worry about, right? I mean, I checked and she did only book flights with her female friends. There's nothing wrong with just going on a holiday with your friends. I don't want to be some overbearing bf that doesn't let her have female friends.
Ask her how syrian cock tastes like la
have you read inside delta?
they were absolute nutters when they first began the unit. they had minimal support by army higher ups and so had to do all this shit on a budget.
they used to go to rentacar places by the airport, rent cars and then do a week of operator tier driving school shit in them and return them fucked up. they were absolute madmen hahaha. i'll give that book a read though, always a fan of that sort of stuff.
I turned 29 about a week ago. I know it's not that old, but I just don't feel so young anymore, either. Not so much physically, although injuries and ailments do seem to stay with me for longer than they did ten years ago. It's more just the passage of time, I feel like my best years are already behind me and I wasted them being a pathetic fuckup and a failure. Don't be me, anon. Do not be me.
yeah just found it on netflix. i'll give it a watch tonight probs
i haven't read any books like that in a while. I saw a book by Robert Macklin on the formation of the australian commandos from WWII to now which sounds pretty nifty. i've also gotta buy crossroads which was written by the weapon mark donaldson who won the VC. apparently it was an absolute bitch to write because he was and still is an active operator, so there was governmental oversight to make sure he didn't discuss anything classified.
seems like a lot of work an I have zero motivation to do anything in life. I wrote every paper I ever had to write in uni the night before it was due. Even then I didn't even start it until like 1 am. Wish I could get paid to shitpost on the internet
yeah 29 is that age where you're not old by any means but your atheltic prime is going to be harder to maintain. that sucks though m8, my biggest fear is coming out of my 20's with nothing to show for it 2bh. kind of kicking myself I didn't join at 18, try for 2nd co at 20 and then leave at 22 if unsuccessful but oh well.
they're most likely looking for more formal roles. in terms of unskilled guys in infantry, it's the exact opposite. ADF pays like 2 times the amount the Uk does to the soldiers of the same role.
>seems like a lot of work an I have zero motivation to do anything in life.
That's why you need to find something you like doing. Stuff like photoshop, aftereffects, FL studio, coding etc. can be rewarding hobbies. It's good when you make something good.
If you get good at any of them or something similar you can turn your hobby into a career, then you're laughing.
Alright lads accidentally super liked this honey but she swiped right so what shall I fang her?
Note: worried she is fat
Not surprising when you consider what the Nips were like though.
>Mum used to work at a cardiovascular practice
>One of the doctors there was a doctor in New Guinea during WW2
>Used to occasionally share stories about the war
>Unit he was with had been hiking through the jungle and had come across a small beach
>Bodies of nurses, doctors and aid workers strewn about the place
>Only a tiny handful of armed guards, but the rest were unarmed
>Japs had backed them into the water and machinegunned the lot of them
Not to mention decapitating unarmed, kneeling soldiers and forcing people into slavery on the Burma railway among other attrocities. The Japs were absolute animals and there was a fairly strong anti-Japanese sentiment among the older generation that lived through WW2 here for a very long time. Only reason it's started to go away is that most of them are dead now.
>my biggest fear is coming out of my 20's with nothing to show for it 2bh
Well considering that's where I am right now, I know exactly what you mean and I don't blame you for having that fear. Later this year I'll be buying a helium tank, a mask and some tubing. I figure if I can't get shit together by 30 I'm probably not going to, so I might as well save some time.
Are you the same guy that was asking for this stuff? Because tingles and shit is kind of the whole point of ASMR.
>a perceptual phenomenon characterized as a distinct, pleasurable tingling sensation in the head, scalp, back, or peripheral regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, or cognitive stimuli.