The Falklands shall be forever British edition
>Lads is it true you can die if you develop a blood clot whilst sitting in a plane for too long and die from it or whatever
Lads look at how many posts were in this thread haha, that's loads isn't it
>>mfw a large gang of arabs raped about 90 women including a female police officer in Germany
>>some people blamed the women
>Having open borders with the Middle east won't endanger women at all
.im on my own tip...not even guna internet war...but bout anson ive been there...rolld there..dun things wid most man but use aint as real as ive seen round my own hood......CLAIM WAT U WANT TO MAKE URSELF FEAL BETER.....REAL MAN ROUND HERE....MAJORITY BUSTAS IN L.SIGHT....sorry it has to be like that but its the TRUTH....bltenly seen evry1 run wen hotboiz are about.....wat happnd to standin ground..u might think ur ends is loccd but thats cus uve grown up ther n das all uve seen!!
it's called deep vein thrombosis 2bh
it's really unlikely that you will ever experience it let alone die from it. you usually have to have shit like hypercoagubility etc or have recently had an orthopaedic operation
>.im on my own tip...not even guna internet war...but bout anson ive been there...rolld there..dun things wid most man but use aint as real as ive seen round my own hood......CLAIM WAT U WANT TO MAKE URSELF FEAL BETER.....REAL MAN ROUND HERE....MAJORITY BUSTAS IN L.SIGHT....sorry it has to be like that but its the TRUTH....bltenly seen evry1 run wen hotboiz are about.....wat happnd to standin ground..u might think ur ends is loccd but thats cus uve grown up ther n das all uve seen!!
heeeey b0ss gibe me Malvinas plz
>facial hair takes exactly 5 days to get to the point where my face doesn't look like that of a 14 year old's
>after about a week and a half it makes me look like a teenager that's just hit puberty and hasn't asked his mum to buy him a razor yet
>clean shaved I look like a child
>have to spent 5 days every week and a half looking like a child or else I look like a child
>it's called deep vein thrombosis 2bh
>it's really unlikely that you will ever experience it let alone die from it. you usually have to have shit like hypercoagubility etc or have recently had an orthopaedic operation
>>facial hair takes exactly 5 days to get to the point where my face doesn't look like that of a 14 year old's
>>after about a week and a half it makes me look like a teenager that's just hit puberty and hasn't asked his mum to buy him a razor yet
>>clean shaved I look like a child
>>have to spent 5 days every week and a half looking like a child or else I look like a child
Do you wanna ride or die, la dadada la la la laaa...
I ain't a killer but don't push me
Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy
Picture paragraphs unloaded, wise words being quoted
Peeped the weakness in the rap game and sewed it
Bow down, pray to God hoping that he's listening
Seeing niggas coming for me, to my diamonds, when they glistening
Now pay attention, rest in peace father
I'm a ghost in these killing fields
Hail Mary catch me if I go, let's go deep inside
the solitary mind of a madman who screams in the dark
Evil lurks, enemies, see me flee
Activate my hate, let it break, to the flame
Set trip, empty out my clip, never stop to aim
Some say the game is all corrupted, fucked in this shit
Stuck, niggas is lucky if we bust out this shit, plus
mama told me never stop until I bust a nut
Fuck the world if they can't adjust
It's just as well, Hail Mary
>It's amazing how much progressives will bend off for muslims. Imagine if it was a group of neo-nazis raping muslim women. It'd be in the news for weeks
yes, don't lie
The client I'm referring to is a great guy, lots of fun and we get on well together. I don't fancy him but have a brilliant time with him - I really do think "great" when he books as he's a lovely man!
It's also quite lucrative as he books every week or more. Perfect.
However now he's decide to drop the "L" bomb, which as we all know means that you either have the choice of saying it back (which I wouldn't, being an honest gal) and be expected to see him for free (you know, because you luurrve each other) or saying as nicely/ casually/kindly as you can that you're not interested. Which will of course mean that he will never book you again.
I think I'm particularly irritated because this person has never, ever, asked anything about me. He doesn't know my name, my marital status, my background, my real personality, anything about my hobbies, or anything about my daily life. Yet he loves me, apparently, on the basis of the fantasy that I (am paid to) project.
>Its not just an onahole its the body of a moe qt it has bones and vagina and anus and titties
>It comes with a cool poster of the box art too
in the mass effect and star trek worlds is Africa still a shithole?
>Africa as a continent isn't as bad as it used to be
it's a shit because on my chest and stomach I am covered in thick black hair like an Italian, but on my face it's still patchy like a teenager.
I'm 22 years old
>Day N Night
>Pursuit of Happiness
>Soundtrack 2 My Life
literally does not matter about the shite that he's making now, Kid Cudi will go down as one of the greats based solely on those songs
>anyone else get off to birds calling your willy small hahah
where ya ass was at when the niggas wouldn't feed me?
Where ya ass was at when the bitches didn't need me?
>I hate this fucking world. I can't wait for it to burn whilst I smoke a fat blunt watching everything burn. FUCK YOU.
>mayor of cologne might tell girls what they should wear in a preparation package after the rapes since those wearing trousers weren't raped as easily as those in skirts
hahahahaha holy fuck lads
I watched the Royals hungover on New Year's Day. I thought the daughter was kinda hot, and wondered if England had somehow managed to produce an attractive woman.
Turns out she's Austrailian. Should've known.
>i got rapped on the knuckles in the form of a temporary block
>>mayor of cologne might tell girls what they should wear in a preparation package after the rapes since those wearing trousers weren't raped as easily as those in skirts
>hahahahaha holy fuck lads
>don't know but cumming inside of a girl feels absolutely amazing
THAT'S NOT ME AND IT'S SHUTDOWN
RING RING PUSSY IT'S SHUTDOWN
FASHION WEEK AND IT'S SHUTDOWN
WENT TO THE SHOW SITTING IN THE FRONT ROW
IN THE BLACK TRACKSUIT AND IT'S SHUTDOWN
TOUCH THE ROAD AND IT'S SHUTDOWN
BOY BETTER KNOW WHEN IT'S SHUTDOWN
>THAT'S NOT ME AND IT'S SHUTDOWN
>RING RING PUSSY IT'S SHUTDOWN
>FASHION WEEK AND IT'S SHUTDOWN
>WENT TO THE SHOW SITTING IN THE FRONT ROW
>IN THE BLACK TRACKSUIT AND IT'S SHUTDOWN
>TOUCH THE ROAD AND IT'S SHUTDOWN
>BOY BETTER KNOW WHEN IT'S SHUTDOWN
>i wish i believed in some sort of afterlife so that i could kill myself without second thought
what you need to worry about is pulmonary embolism Tbh lad
its where your blood thickens, you get several mini blood clots and they travel up your body, into your lungs and heart and cut off your oxygen and blood circulation. theres no cure for it and it can happen at any point almost instantly
R.I.P in pepsi
Haha going 2 have another big wank haha
>I'm so fat that people complain it's like sleeping next to a furnace
I am a human being who searches for unknown answers. Not all things come easy to me, but I make up for that in my drive to do well. I love logic and math, yet I crave the arts, so my goal in life is to find that niche where I can balance the two.
>The break of day
>I rot away
>With every breath
>I pray for death
of't? Is that Yorkshire speak or something
It's easy to get drunk on the cheap, go to the corner shop, buy a 3 litre bottle of White Lightning or White Star or Frosty Jacks or whatever other cheap cider you can find, they cost like £3, and that's you fairly merry for the majority of the day
haha one of you lads quite enjoyed the fedora pic i found then
>tfw extensive histories of longevity on my family in both sides
one set of grandparents are in their mid to late 80s, with their parents living to 94 and the other set are in their late 80's with their parents living to their late 90's
idk how to feel 2bh
>Who said anything about being an alcoholic, I'm talking about a nice daytime drinking session when you're off work.
Goodnight yank fuck
Unironically found pictures of my mum with dildos up her fanny and what not when I was about 10 years old, my brother and his mate found a digital camera with them on it as well as a dildo in her drawer and then showed me them
Worst moment of my life
>kpop and kyary can fuck off but traditional geishas and other cultural types are qt as fuck
>gotta be out at 12:30
>know I won't sleep before then
what's a good way to kill time?