tell me about your most remote clay

Lampedusa

Lots of nigs

Mars

Aruba
Mixed people who sound like toddlers, also dindu nuffin.

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>They call bus ''guagua''

You can tell how madmen they are

>>53155768
Also one day they'll explode.
Meanwhile they just whistle

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It's shit

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>>53155401

I just did a quick measurement and it looks like it's the Pitcairn Islands, which are about 9,000 miles away from the UK.

There is also the British Antarctic Territory but the nearest tiny island of that is only 8,000 miles away, and the mainland of it is about 8,500 miles away.

And obviously there are the Falkland Islands too but they are also only about 8,000 miles away.

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>>53155663
hue!

>>53156007
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_India_Company

>>53156150
How's that relevant now?

>>53156212
FUCKING BRITBONG NUKED FROM ORBIT!!!! #ANNIHILATED

HES NOT COMING BACK FROM THAT ONE BOYS

Bouvet Island, literally the most remote place on the planet, i.e. the landmass furthest away from any other landmass.

Used for weather stations and projecting our claims onto Antarctica.

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>>53156290

>>53155768
That's what Puerto Ricans call the bus.

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>>53156349
pic

Colorado

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I don't really know which one is truly the most remote

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If you not count the uninhabited lands, I think it's French Polynesia.
Look pretty nice. Criminality is pretty low (most of crimes happened in family circle) and people seemed to be ok.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJVRHd7-wsw

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>>53157053
And it's fucking beautiful don't forget m8

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>>53157205
Of course, but everyone already know that ;)

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>>53155401
Okinotori-islands(沖ノ鳥島)

>>53157252
>>53157205
>>53157053
Peh famille, votre meilleur ile c'est la polynesie francaise.

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FUCK OFF DENMARK REEEE

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I dont know anything about it, Americans please enlighten me

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>>53160146
La Réunion et la Nouvelle-Calédonie sont aussi pas mal

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It is probably more recognisable than Chile itself lel

Was annexed in 1888 and it is 3500 Km away from the mainland

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Natuna Islands. In the middle of South China Sea, the water surrounding area right now is claimed by Chink. Smuggest part of it, it cut Malaysia sea connection between mainland asia peninsular and borneo also because we're part of UNICLOS and considered as archipelagic country (some hundred miles surrounding our islands is connected to each other, kinda like land border on sea)

>>53160278
My dad spent his summers there, in his family's lake cabin. He said there were sizable enclaves of Finnish speakers and that nearly every house had a sauna. It's probably the best part of Michigan.

>>53160637
>Australia
>Not "greater New Zealand"

soon

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>>53160278
mostly just forest and guys in camo baseball caps

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The Pitcairn Islands. Population 50.

I don't think there is anything else to say about them

>>53160800

What about the whole rape thing, or the mayor having a load of cp

>>53160278
https://youtu.be/CVepHvTxb2k

>>53160278
You guys have an alright presence on the other side of Superior as well, if the names of all the tiny little towns are any indication.

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Rape island tb.h

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clipperton_Island#Guano_mining_and_the_tragedy_of_1917

>By 1917 all but one of the male inhabitants had died. Many had perished from scurvy, while others (including Captain Arnaud) died during an attempt to sail after a passing ship to fetch help. Lighthouse keeper Victoriano Álvarez was the last man on the island, together with 15 women and children. Álvarez proclaimed himself "king" and began an orgy of rape and murder, before being killed by Tirza Rendon, who was the recipient of his unwanted attention.

>>53160222
Its actually Greenlandic clay

>>53160832
Oh yeah, covered up for ages because of how isolated it is. I don't know if justice was ever served.

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>>53155401
By far the farthest clay away from its motherland.

>>53160964
I thought it was Mars
Commie detected

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>>53161111
I claim these quads for Britain

>>53161141
Daily call for the Welsh Liberation Army

>as he throws a scrabble board at his modem

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>>53160278

Is it a coincidence that Finns moved to live between Americas two biggest lakes in the town with the heaviest snowfall in the country?

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>>53160769

Sounds like rural Finland alright

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>>53161141
>

>>53155401
>most remote clay
rockall


bong et fucked

>>53156290
Can it, leaf boy

>>53160733
it's new zealand, we'd call it west island

or big island

>>53155750
Aruba is nice though.

>>53156403
Fun fact:
Puerto Ricans came mostly from the Canary Islands

>>53155972
I would have imagend the soloman Islands would be it
Still they are the most relevant

Australia ;^)