The official /int/ Bantrometer

>>53149766
needs more alberto barbosa desu

>>53149766
>Russia that high
You wot m7, most Russians can barely hold their own in heated banter.

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>>53149766
>Britain that high
>Sweden that high
>Finland that high
>US that high

>>53150773

Just jealous cos you've never been a Bantersaurus Rex

Or the Archbishop of Banterbury

Or Bantonio Banderas

Or a Banterlope

Or the Bantom of the Opera

Or Banthony Hopkins

Or Eric Bantona

>>53151238
>tfw you were in bantam league sports

hello reddit

>>53149766
>Sweden 3rd
?????????

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>>53151238
;_;

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what "bant" mean ?

>>53151454
Hello gook

>>53151454
go to bed

>>53149766
>Canada in the middle

>>53151549
when you yanks got outraged at that obvious bit of banter every englishman furrowed their brow and tutted slightly. poor bantering ability is considered a sign of weakness here. we'll just shake our head disapprovingly though, we won't call you cunts like the aussies will.

>>53149766
On the banter quality meter, though, Japan reigns. I love their banter too much.

Only english speaking countrues know what banter is
The rest should be in vacuum

>>53149766
>Poland
>Sweden
>FUCKING UK
fuckin shitalian

>>53149766

argies higher, france much higher
sweden lower

>>53152892
Please calm down Kwabena.

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>>53149766
Shit bantometer Sweden that high.

>>53149766
we are masters of banter

>>53152892
Calm down Federico, I haven't seen you that ass-blasted since 1982.

>Sweden and Poland that high

HOL UP
HOL UP MY NIGGA
*smacks gums*

This chart is shit, we should be the furthest right tbimho

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>>53152892
looks like we need a quick update to the meter

>>53152851
>greenland

>>53153145
Poland's bants is not so bad, we do not take it easy, but when we deliver it's pretty good.

>>53153197
Saved

>>53151454
There is nothing wrong with Reddit.

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>>53149766

>>53153269
t. redditor

>>53149766
Feels good to be a /lad/.

>>53150773
>that image
muh dick

post more

>>53153318

Excellent

>>53153318

t. mikaere anaru

>>53153757
>t. muhammad brzęczyszczykiewicz

>>53149766
Israel is bretty gud at removing kebantz. Put them up there right before Russia.

>>53149766
>Brits
>Good at banter
When will this meme end?

>>53153961
delet

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I-it's not like I wanted to be on the list or anything

>>53154159
Saudi-tier desu

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>sweden
>banter
>any scandinavian nation
>banter

>>53154229
Our clay-tier desu

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>>53154247
>Americans
>Handling the banter

>>53154275
Denmark is our daddy desu

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FTFY

>>53154359
C'uck-tier desu lad

>>53154326
Poland should be behind mexico tb.h

>>53153318
This meter isn't good enough. Brazil should be up in the top 20% in "banter sent" but in the bottom 20% of "banter received" because they're hit and run shits.

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fixed

>>53154565
Heads up, sweden illegalized banter.

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>>53154612
>Heads up, sweden illegalized banter.

>>53154388
t. Finngolian

>>53154565
Are you saying Argentina is in fact black?

>>53154845
wanna see my bbc, whiteboy?

>>53149766
>Brazil
>no banter

It's like you close your eyes because you don't want to see. Every thread there's a Brazilian retard posting some form of banter.

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>>53154930
yayayaya huehue

>>53149766
>Canada
Are you high?

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>Rares will never be infamous
>Rares can have their reputation ruined by one individual
>Nobody cares about rares

>>53154913
Where did the bbc meme come from?

penis

>>53152892
if you weren't so shit at banter you could have joked your way out of a conflict that you were obviously going to lose

>>53155005
That's /lat/ tho.

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>>53149766
ftfy tbpqh family

so small a country like belgium receives a place on the banter continuum.
i'm honoured.

>>53155096

>Iceland
>Rare

I see one of you every day man.

>>53151688
Joke

>>53155265
Place on bantmeter pls

kazakh should be up there on the list, bulgaria and romania (greater gypsistan) should be the lowest on the list.

>>53155197
you canucks try too hard to fit in, it's a bit like watching the really innocent kid trying to purposefully be edgy to stop all the girls calling him the "nice guy". it's amusing but ultimately a little bit pathetic, you're putting the effort in but it's just not suited to you.

>>5315529

Low to middle. I don't see much volcanonigger banter (mostly serious postings) but at least the little there is isn't bad.

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to be honest I don't even understand what is "banter"

>>53155535
epic bants mate

>Lesotho absent
POOR FORM

What about us?

For a while everyone started to try and bant us and we proved to be unbantable

>>53152892

>Argentina is RED

Germany should be lower
Out should be extended more to the left with Canada at the absolute end

France is better banter than German

italy is also decent

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>>53155096
>be an American poster
>you will never be rare
>everyone laughs at how stupid you are

>>53155486
this is ultimately why new jewt needs to remove flags from this websight all together

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>>53155963

>>53156365
But that would kill most of the memes since flag culture is pretty real here
>Indian poster
>pooinloo

>Canuck poster
>Xian Lang

>Turkish poster
>Mehmet

>Portuguese poster
>Alberto Barbosa

Plus all the region specific memes. Without flags its just some people occasionally mentioning their "nationality". There are proxyfags sure but then you wouldn't even need proxies. It would just make the board shittier since its already focused on meme culture rather than actual culture

>>53156750
Thanks sven.

>>53149766
>pakis, Jamals, Ivans, poolanders
>able to handle bantz

top kek

brits are easily butthurt, they can deliver bants but have incredibly low tolerance for taking any bantz.. much like Indians

swedes usually just hide in their cuckshed - the sweden general threads and rarely dare to come out

russia is mediocre at banter and they themselves have weak banter since their english sucks so when they try to banter they usually fail unless they can use russian... even then it's just CYKA BLYAT most of the time

poles are eternally butthurt

aussies do nothing but spam their low quality shitposting and NSFW material, there's no fun to be had around aussies 2bh

>>53151688
Small talk. It's the stuff you tolerate in real life but imitated by unsociable autists on the internet.

>>53154704
this is why you belong in the darkest bowels of the pit, Tyrone-Maria Rodriguez ;^)

>>53156838
>>>/reddit/

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Above 90% Banter:
>Australia
>Japan
>Finland

Between 80% and 60% banter:
>UK
>Russia
>Poland
>Turkey
>Denmark
>Hungary

Too close to tell if they drop more banter than they receive:
>Germany
>US
>Scandi bloc sans Denmark
>Balts
>Slants sans Animeland

Between 40% and 10% outgoing banter:
>Hispanic bloc
>Every nation other than Turkey bordering the Mediterranean
>Balkans in general again sans Kurdistan
>Canada
>Switzerland

Zero outgoing banter
>DESIGNATED

No

Americans are pretty good at bants
Canada should be far left

>>53154323
Us scandys have pretty shitty banters, and certainly can't handle them well
Everytime I try to b8 people in the /norge/sverigetråden/ they all get extremely buttflustered while being in denial that they can't handle it

>>53158290
t. Pinoy Barbosa

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>>53152892

>>53152892
some1 can't 'andle tha banta

>>53153805
t. ghost of sobdosovech milavosek killed by NATO bombs

>>53161015
LAD HAHA

>UK that high

UK bants are top-notch irl, but they fall pathetically short on /int/. UK posters are some of the least entertaining and creative on this board. It's all just 'wewuz an empire' and then getting fucking ass-blasted when somebody brings up their immigrant population, ugliness, or historical embarrassments. I swear to god /int/'s UK population is made up of the most humorless autists in the entire cunt

>>53158441
Jeg er en jævla Nordmann ditt jævla umorsomme rasshöl.

>>53161687

kek this coming from Reddit: the country, I think you're trying to deflect how seriously cancerous Canadian posters are

>>53161870
Cancuck posters are the worst on entire /int/
Most unintelligent, uninformative and unfunny, and they are the most easily butthurt of all.

Not to forget that they are from a non-country with an identity barely different from Americans.

>putting japan high on your list
Japan has one gag and thats getting butthurt at gooks. People here treat them like their fucking toddlers learning to speak and go nuts over the shittiest autistic jokes.

If the japs and germans flags switched one day none of you would be able to tell the difference since they both say boring autistic shit, granted germany has better english.

OP has it right in putting them in the middle. They barely receive bants except from ironic gaijin posters and gooks while the bants they put out is usually the same monotonous shit.

>>53149766
Switch Russia and UK and move finns up

sorry anglos

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>>53152724

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Banter is just another word for bullying.

>>53149766
Flemish losers are brining our bants level down.

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>>53163134

>>53149766
Swap the French with the canucks.

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>>53151549

>>53154388
kill yourself

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>>53151688
Here's some steaming fresh banter for you lad.

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>>53151688
>>53163506

>>53161870
>>53162004
>"one cunt has shitty bants, so another country has good bants"
>New Zealand logic

I don't give a shit about what the common perception of Canadian posters is; that has nothing to do with how autistic the brits of /int/ are compared to their normie counterparts.

>>53149766
>UK
>That high

They're literally New Zedland-tier, in that they piggyback off Australia's success on this board.

>>53163590
>success
I love the very concept that would lead you to use that word

>>53163534
>taking the thread topic THIS seriously whilst calling others autists
Dude its the current year

>>53163506
>>53163530
BRUTAL

Countries that can dish it out but can't handle the banter should be in the vacuum

e.g Poland, Russia, Sweden, Japan & the UK

Canada should have its own tier below the vacuum

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>>53163534
>>53163590
You're not supposed to take banter this seriously, lads

Canada definitely needs to be left of USA

>>53149766
Bantanamo Bay reporting in.

You can't out bant the Khan.

>>53163627
Nice maymay :*)

>>53163677
I'm not, I'm just baffled over how stupid that shitpost was

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>>53163677
>not taking the official bantrometer seriously

>>53149766
This doesn't make sense

>>53163724
How does it feel to exist here purely as a punchline to a joke about Finland? Can you actually ever talk about anything related to Mongolia?

>>53149766
shut up spaghetti wizard

>>53163724
Top Khwarezmian bants m8.

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>No one questions the ranking of your banter

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>>53163649
Heh.

>>53163777
It's the opposite, quite actually, you are the punchline to Mongolia. I can invade any Finn thread and instantly have all the attention.

Nice try.

>>53163787
Thanks, prison island.

Gentle reminder you western hemisphere cuckadoodles can defend your ranking but my brothers in arms are all sleeping.

>>53154388
Nice try Mohamed

>>53163836
Fair enough, we are cucks to the mighty Mongol.

>>53163839
Sure thing Raj

>>53163729
Thanks leaf lad, I try to appeal to my audience

>>53163839
>not having government sanctioned NEET banter army ready to respond 24/7
Fucking amateurs.

>>53163867
You want me to come over there and sort your shit out for you?

True Mongol party when?

>>53163839
Poo in London loo

>>53163895
>You want me to come over there and sort your shit out for you?
Sorry, we are better at being Mongols than you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkZLHOJ_sng

>>53163922
Noice m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el93MIxAf-c

>>53163891
That's true, I'm currently trying to push reform through but its difficult when the government has so few autists. Cameron has a lot to learn from you Mongols

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>>53163922
>not even in proper wrestling garb
>no wrestling music blasting over shitty Soviet speaker system
>no judge yelling and slapping ass
>wearing cargo pants in the first place
>Mongolian guy hamming it up to get your tourist bux

Nah.

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>>53163994
Face it, you have been beat at your own game. Next we will conquer China.

>>53155096
hi, iceland!

>>53163922
Is that actually a traditional 'thing'?
Because that's how m8s and I 'fought' when we were like thirteen

>>53163994
north mongolia > east mongolia

>>53164051
>>53164068

You can't conquer your way out of a bunch of slavs, m8.

>>53163534

lol just banter bruv

>>53164115
Which one of us uses the cyrillic alphabet again?

>>53164172
Better than literal gibberish m8.
You Cukkukelliisia

>>53164204
Can you have non-literal gibberish?

>>53164258
yes

>>53164172
But you use a Latin one, bro. People who never even lived next to you. At least the Russians are top bros with Mongolia.

Also, we use script too, all official government documents now use Mongolian script and it's coming back in schools.

Nice try.

>>53164258
Yeah, its listening to someone speak Finnish

>>53164339
You're the one talking about conquering slavs when you've been cucked by them pretty hard, that's all I'm saying.

Now I have to go to sleep, goodbye and talk to you again next time.

>>53163779
>spaghetti wizard
kek'd

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>two meme nations arguing over who's been cucked the hardest

>>53164391
Lel, we conquered them though, and now have been bros since the revolution. Sounds okay to me. You're wrong about the writing. I know being wrong isn't abnormal for you, but try to understand.

>>53164418
The King Cuck has spoken.

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Netherlands should be placed a bit high just because of this pic

>>53164418
>Britain
>Talking about countries being cucked

EPIC MY GOOD BUDDY

>Greater Sultanate of Britain
>banter
top kek

>>53164418
meanwhile in """"""""""""""great"""""""""""""" britain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrcuWqw2tT8

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>>53163677

>>53164582
The Dutch aint much desu.

>>53164661
I appreciate the symmetrical number of apostrophes.

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>>53164418
>>53164615
>>53164661
>two nations who've been cucked by their more successful, larger neighbour for most of their history and one country who can't even post on /int/ without posting my country's flag

>>53164582
I'm fucking dying

I wish I had been in that thread.

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>>53149766
>tfw we are in the correct spot

>>53164728
CROPPED

>>53164728
meanwhile in """""""""""""""""""""""""great""""""""""""""""""""""""" britain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmqrFK4-OfQ

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>>53164728
>can't even post on /int/ without posting my country's flag

>he doesn't know that the british flag is just a cropped australian flag

>>53164728
US and India don't. :^)

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>>53164809
lel
cuck status confirmed

How the fug are we a banter vacuum

>>53164901
You have a cuckstamp therefore you are in bantanamo bay

>>53164901
Your very existence banters argies day and night

>Germany
>banters

>>53165260
They can provide some specialist banter against a few key targets and should thus not be underestimated. But yeah 8 times out of 10 they'll bend over and take the bantz right up there.

>>53152724
People actually got mad? That's funny as hell, it's pretty shameful that many Americans are prone to premature outrage.

>>53149766
>sweden
>yes