Can we all agree this is pretty accurate now?
>Britain that high
>Sweden that high
>Finland that high
>US that high
Just jealous cos you've never been a Bantersaurus Rex
Or the Archbishop of Banterbury
Or Bantonio Banderas
Or a Banterlope
Or the Bantom of the Opera
Or Banthony Hopkins
Or Eric Bantona
when you yanks got outraged at that obvious bit of banter every englishman furrowed their brow and tutted slightly. poor bantering ability is considered a sign of weakness here. we'll just shake our head disapprovingly though, we won't call you cunts like the aussies will.
looks like we need a quick update to the meter
I-it's not like I wanted to be on the list or anything
>Rares will never be infamous
>Rares can have their reputation ruined by one individual
>Nobody cares about rares
you canucks try too hard to fit in, it's a bit like watching the really innocent kid trying to purposefully be edgy to stop all the girls calling him the "nice guy". it's amusing but ultimately a little bit pathetic, you're putting the effort in but it's just not suited to you.
>be an American poster
>you will never be rare
>everyone laughs at how stupid you are
But that would kill most of the memes since flag culture is pretty real here
Plus all the region specific memes. Without flags its just some people occasionally mentioning their "nationality". There are proxyfags sure but then you wouldn't even need proxies. It would just make the board shittier since its already focused on meme culture rather than actual culture
>pakis, Jamals, Ivans, poolanders
>able to handle bantz
brits are easily butthurt, they can deliver bants but have incredibly low tolerance for taking any bantz.. much like Indians
swedes usually just hide in their cuckshed - the sweden general threads and rarely dare to come out
russia is mediocre at banter and they themselves have weak banter since their english sucks so when they try to banter they usually fail unless they can use russian... even then it's just CYKA BLYAT most of the time
poles are eternally butthurt
aussies do nothing but spam their low quality shitposting and NSFW material, there's no fun to be had around aussies 2bh
Above 90% Banter:
Between 80% and 60% banter:
Too close to tell if they drop more banter than they receive:
>Scandi bloc sans Denmark
>Slants sans Animeland
Between 40% and 10% outgoing banter:
>Every nation other than Turkey bordering the Mediterranean
>Balkans in general again sans Kurdistan
Zero outgoing banter
Us scandys have pretty shitty banters, and certainly can't handle them well
Everytime I try to b8 people in the /norge/sverigetråden/ they all get extremely buttflustered while being in denial that they can't handle it
>UK that high
UK bants are top-notch irl, but they fall pathetically short on /int/. UK posters are some of the least entertaining and creative on this board. It's all just 'wewuz an empire' and then getting fucking ass-blasted when somebody brings up their immigrant population, ugliness, or historical embarrassments. I swear to god /int/'s UK population is made up of the most humorless autists in the entire cunt
Cancuck posters are the worst on entire /int/
Most unintelligent, uninformative and unfunny, and they are the most easily butthurt of all.
Not to forget that they are from a non-country with an identity barely different from Americans.
>putting japan high on your list
Japan has one gag and thats getting butthurt at gooks. People here treat them like their fucking toddlers learning to speak and go nuts over the shittiest autistic jokes.
If the japs and germans flags switched one day none of you would be able to tell the difference since they both say boring autistic shit, granted germany has better english.
OP has it right in putting them in the middle. They barely receive bants except from ironic gaijin posters and gooks while the bants they put out is usually the same monotonous shit.
>"one cunt has shitty bants, so another country has good bants"
>New Zealand logic
I don't give a shit about what the common perception of Canadian posters is; that has nothing to do with how autistic the brits of /int/ are compared to their normie counterparts.
You're not supposed to take banter this seriously, lads
>not taking the official bantrometer seriously
>not even in proper wrestling garb
>no wrestling music blasting over shitty Soviet speaker system
>no judge yelling and slapping ass
>wearing cargo pants in the first place
>Mongolian guy hamming it up to get your tourist bux
Face it, you have been beat at your own game. Next we will conquer China.
But you use a Latin one, bro. People who never even lived next to you. At least the Russians are top bros with Mongolia.
Also, we use script too, all official government documents now use Mongolian script and it's coming back in schools.
You're the one talking about conquering slavs when you've been cucked by them pretty hard, that's all I'm saying.
Now I have to go to sleep, goodbye and talk to you again next time.
>two meme nations arguing over who's been cucked the hardest
Lel, we conquered them though, and now have been bros since the revolution. Sounds okay to me. You're wrong about the writing. I know being wrong isn't abnormal for you, but try to understand.
The King Cuck has spoken.
Netherlands should be placed a bit high just because of this pic
>two nations who've been cucked by their more successful, larger neighbour for most of their history and one country who can't even post on /int/ without posting my country's flag
>can't even post on /int/ without posting my country's flag
>he doesn't know that the british flag is just a cropped australian flag
They can provide some specialist banter against a few key targets and should thus not be underestimated. But yeah 8 times out of 10 they'll bend over and take the bantz right up there.