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Many Bothans died to bring us this edition
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cara
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haha lads this is a nice thread WAHEYY
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crayon pop
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>>53139279
so he essentially controls the price?
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Poleaboo you aren't welcome here, please go to freakchan.
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I don't think I'm ever gonna make it lads...
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>>53139130
>Not carrying a freedom meme coin in your wallet so you can pass through Americas security checkpoints with ease in order to lower their shields for the main attack

Do you even double agent?
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Azusa

>>53139296
I always thought it was "boffins"
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kpop desu lads
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>tfw no kgf
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>>53139296
You've made three star wars editions in a row, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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>get new job
>have to move to london
>see nice 1 room apartment
>£750/month
>well that's 3/4 of my wage but that's ok
>ring up landlord
>sorry muslims only m8
>go to estate agents
>sorry this agent rents to muslims only

ffs lads why can't i find a room
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>>53139389
i literally literally saw it in the related vids to the one posted and wasnt checking the thread x

post some anime with brit references la

i like them :3
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>>53139478
haahaaa

KEK

youre WRONG

haha gotcha!

the last two were me, this is some other prat

better luck next time CUNT!!!
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>tfw HFA

It's useful as fuck lads. I'm often considered to be slightly eccentric but normies tend to think I'm hilarious and intelligent. People actually want to talk to me because they know what I say is likely to be funny or interesting.

Occasionally I accidentally upset people and that's when I can pull out the 'I'm really sorry but I have autism, I didn't meant to upset you..." card. Which makes them act much nicer and feel bad for getting mad at you, and sometimes they feel grateful that you revealed a secret to them.
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Partridge Script @PartridgeScript 50m50 minutes ago
That kissing sound wasnt someone kissing me or kissing a cock it’s simply–a cockerel I mean–it’s simply a way of saying it’s Valentine’s day
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one of my hilarious posts on 4chan was featured on reddit, lads
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got 0.3 btc trapped in abraxas fuming
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>>53139533
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dinner is done lads
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>>53139601
thick solid tight
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>>53139582
moar
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>tfw no Slav gf
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I don't even want dubs
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>>53139557
High functioning autism isn't a real illness anymore lad. The new DSM slid it out.
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>>53139382
You could say he has a single measure of "control" over it in the sense that he could destabilize the currency with that wallet if he chose to. But he can't manipulate it the price to his will.

If he one day decided to start selling coins from there, everyone would know it since every bitcoin that moves around is visible to everyone who uses bitcoin. At this point it is effectively established that the large, large number of coins in that wallet which is controlled only by him aren't going to be moved or sold. Because if they were then the whole thing would be destabilized.

It would be the equivalent of you or I having a glass room atop Big Ben for all to see filled with thousands of trillion pound notes. If you took one out and spent it, suddenly all the plebs would find their plebby amounts worth nothing.
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Rate my chinky order
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All I do is kill pain
All I do is smoke loud
Put you niggas to shame
I be rolling all day, mix it in the champagne
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>>53139539
>tfw i'm the other prat

2bh I'm quite fond of this romance /brit/ is having with Star Wars atm

especially quite like the Revenge of the Sith obsession
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>>53139601
Where can I see more of these? Where do they originate from?
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>>53139633
Don't have any more like that 2bh
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>>53139667
you're a big guy
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>>53139667
For two?

Also looks alri
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>tfw no ebin gf
Lads...
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>>53139667
>sweet and sour
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>>53139667
fatfuck/10
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>>53139579
>storing coin in a market wallet
lmao
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>>53139667
>ordering takeaway online

how autistic are you

>Hey, the usual please
>Sure

this is how you order if you aren't an autistic fuck
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>>53139678
literally over 50% of those posts are me

ill get bored of it probably in less than a week
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>>53139733
>caring about how people order
The true autist
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>>53139296
hi ladsq
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>>53139678
Do you honestly like Revenge of the sith? you know all the SW posting is mocking the films?
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>>53139668
cannot fucking STAND these 1 second long tumblr gifs. they're utterly fucking useless. what is he saying? kwanzaa? whatsapp? who fucking knows? but it looks fucking RIDICULOUS
FUCK
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rate my tea lads
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>>53139683
My kitchen
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>>53139790
hey wanna talk about star wars :3
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>>53139694
=(
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@53139825
FOYC
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>>53139830
saddest meal i've seen for a while
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>>53139828
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>>53139733
>no takeaways near here
>no delivery places
>very little fast food
>usually just grill sausages and cover them in mustard when I'm drunk
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>>53139601
what a madman
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>but where do you get your protein?
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for the guy buying the coins
just had a look at the prices, definitely go with the s mint, a 40p premium is reasonable

3-pack is not bad either
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>>53139830
are those stella mccartney sausages?
they're fucking vile
3/10 because the chips look edible for the most part
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>>53139649
I have autism but I can handle it fairly well. Regardless of what the "technical details" are, I'd still call that HFA
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>>53139875
stop being so fucking rude
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>>53139827
Don't move! [Han glances nervously at Leia... who subtly reveals the blaster hidden at her side]
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>>53139907
chkn nugs sm h
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Germany YES

http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1452005951556.png
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>>53139929
>HFA is not a recognized diagnosis in the DSM-IV-TR or the ICD-10

It's literally a meme. Have you been diagnosed or are you one of those tumblrinas self diagnosing?
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>>53139956

you know you can attach images to you post, right? you know, like how an image-board works?

fucking cretin.
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>>53140000
:)
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>>53139733
>ordering so often they know that
FAT
U
C
K
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waheeyyy
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>>53139956
Get back to reddit you stupid cunt
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>>53140046

completely retarded way of doing that and not how 4chan works. fuck off.
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>>53140049
>The day the Yanks decided to make their own Top Gear
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>>53140046
Not you again
shit gimmick
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>>53139985
I know its not an official diagnosis but it's still a fairly accurate description for normies. In comparison I'd show them you, whom is most certainly a LFA.
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>>53140049
clarksons such a twat, glad he got fired.
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>>53139827
You can mock something and still like it. We white people refer to this as banter.
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R9k can be an interesting place

Used to be better when moot brought it back and it was constant greentect stories
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>>53140155
JOY
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making some absolutely quality arguments today lads

genuinely the master debater
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>>53140155
FOY
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The M50.
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>>53140174
>JOY
Liking this gimmick 2bh
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>>53139830
Those are some funky looking sausages.
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>>53140159
Revenge of the sith is one of the worst movies ever made.

Go back to reddit
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new MDE lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHHJMrP2YG0
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>>53139296

So, I just moved here and holy shit people are

1) Fat

2) toothless

For the most part. Why the fuck is that? Tescos is full of good fresh food for a good price, I usually hustle up a hugeasfuck salad with meat/poultry/fish + noodles for less than 4 pounds for a massive portion for lunch (since I'm living in corporate paid hotel acommodation for now).

On the other hand, the few people who look good look reallly good.
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>>53140203
[Threateningly] Don't make me kill you
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>>53140209
>>53139922
Theyre clearly battered fish fingers you melt
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Reminder that if you're black in the UK you're living life on easy mode. You have minority quotas, SJWs and the far-left backing you and a double standard when it comes to racism. And if that all else fails, you always have the option of leading a life of crime and being taken seriously by the criminal underworld, making serious money in the process.
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>>53140211
I don't know about that Australians own cameras too
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>>53140149
whats burger top gear like?
is it as good as limey top gear?
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>>53140101
>>53140150
Why would I want to take up space on my precious drive for an image that is already hosted on 4chan? Why would I want to take up space on Mr Hiroshima's servers for an image that is already hosted on those servers already?

Since I am not a mobile-cuck and have no intention of making life easy for mobile-cucks, the sensible option of course is to paste the link location. And since I am not a 4chanX cuck and do not endorse 4chanX cucks, I know that anyone with hover-to-view will be able to see the image.
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>>53139888
>usually just grill sausages and cover them in mustard when I'm drunk
Oh there's nothing wrong with that. Well I suppose that depends if you have real sausages or not. I find that jf sausages are really terrible.
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>>53140286
Filtered
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>Why would I want to take up space on my precious drive for an image that is already hosted on 4chan? Why would I want to take up space on Mr Hiroshima's servers for an image that is already hosted on those servers already?

>Since I am not a mobile-cuck and have no intention of making life easy for mobile-cucks, the sensible option of course is to paste the link location. And since I am not a 4chanX cuck and do not endorse 4chanX cucks, I know that anyone with hover-to-view will be able to see the image.
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>>53140286
shite
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>>53140308
>Well I suppose that depends if you have real sausages or not. I find that jf sausages are really terrible.

MATE. You're talking to Austria. Literally have the best sausages in the world.
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anyone here suffered from psychotic episodes and what were they like?
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>Seen
Done texting girls tbqh.
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>>53140286
it's trash
awful pacing designed to get idiots to watch through the ad breaks
no humor
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>>53140264
nah fuck right off m8. i've had to eat more of those horrid linda mccartney """""sausages"""" than anybody should have to in their lifetime. could spot them a mile away
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>>53140327
lad....
>>53140343
is it cringey? i feel like it is
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>>53140305
[Darth Sidious rises slowly, and his lightsaber snaps to his hand from his sleeve] It's treason, then...[ignites his lightsaber and spins over his desk to attack]
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Mum found out I'm bi lads.
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>>53140049
haha ebin!! le controversial automobiles man
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>>53140388
how did she find out?
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>>53140305

>right click image
>select 'copy image location'
>use 'post from url' in 4chan X

welcome to 4chan, newcunt
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>>53140357
They were absolutely mental mate
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>>53139911
I went with the S mint, which I assumed was the San Francisco mint as per your suggestion.

I will probably take pictures of my meme coins when this one arrives.
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>>53140305
reddit.co.uk/images/fuck_off.gif
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>>53140422
I see that you have misread my post. I do not use 4chanX because I am not a cuckold.
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>>53140388
[R2-D2 responds with more bleeping]
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wish I could live by myself desu
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We MUST fight against religion
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>>53140422
>in 4chan X
wasn't this default? whyd they change it
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>>53140460

ok then. enjoy your shit gimmick.
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>>53140408
She walked in on me watching lesbo porn
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>>53140264
>Fish fingers are round

Take your paki fish fingers and shove them up your fartbox.
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>>53140500
Mobile babby detected. Mobile users are ruining this site.
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I'm an atheist, and if anybody here has a problem with that, you can jog on!!
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god probably doesn't exist
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I'm getting head in the lane doing 60
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>>53140388
>bi
son your a fag
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>>53140511
I said battered fish fingers you melt which are roundish.
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>>53140446
Pitbulls are a violent breed of dog and the majority of /pol/ would agree with my statement

Fuck off
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Hope can I ensure an absolutely peaceful death?
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>>53140049
poor banter

this better be 2002 or earlier when that was still a little bit funny
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>>53140408
By her being a nosey cunt. Left my phone downstairs knowing I had a notification from this twink I'm trying to pull, go down, open it, notifications are gone, open whatsapp, messages were read.

Confronted her about it, she said she doesn't care I like lads but I still feel annoyed and a bit embarrassed desu, some of the messages were a bit lewd.
>>53140558
Rasheed, FOY
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>>53140540
>>53140534
Rasheed.
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>>53140446
Liberals on /pol/
>it's because racists are less intelligent than other people
>much IQ
>Nazis
>dude UKIP lmao
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just had lunch
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Who /Halo/ here?
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>>53140613
Genuinely makes no sense
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Watching malcolm in the middle 2bh
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>>53140516
Prove it
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Reminder that according to christianity you can commit mass murder and still go to heaven as long as you accept jesus as your savior just before you die
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>>53140631
Tempted to but an Xbone just for MCC and Halo 5, is it worth it?
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haven't been to the dentist for 4 months and he sent me an angry letter lol
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can't wait to order a half pint of shandy in the first english pub i walk into

and the th is pronounced in thames right? cheers for the tips lads
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>>53140451
nice

that one is definitely the memeiest they've done ever since they started the new quarter program back in 99, will be a fine addition to your collection

also look into type 1 eisenhower dollars, another decent meme for a reasonable price
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Ireland? Nah, not a fan
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desu when someone posts a link to an image I don't even look at it

Upload your image or you won't get a (View) from me
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>>53140704
Here's your FOY
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>>53140704
the t is silent, you basically say hames

it's like with leicester or worcester
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>>53140593
[As Mace stares at Anakin in shock, Palpatine springs to life. The full force of Palpatine's powerful Bolts blasts Mace. He attempts to deflect them with his one good hand, but the force is too great. As blue rays engulf his body, he is flung out the window and falls twenty stories to his death.]
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Romans were the EU of there time. Effectively repressed European cultures, even went as far as wiping some out.
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>>53140704

Like so lad

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XRjrDBqeM5
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>>53140211
It's treason then....
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>>53140761
>>53140379
very bad gimmick
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Somebody explain what a "gimmick" is
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Explain Amy Winehouse to me lads
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>>53140679
>what is purgatory

Talking straight out of your arse mate. Also having faith is more than saying you accept jesus, repentence is required. Even at that you will still spend 1000 of years in purgatory.
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Holy fucking shit, it actually happened.

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1452021424179.png
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>>53140631
Hello, Hi, Yes.
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>Romans were the EU of there time. Effectively repressed European cultures, even went as far as wiping some out.
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>>53140814
It's called a gimmo for starters
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>>53140760
Worcestershire
>"Wooster"

Linguistics: "How do you want your language?"
English: "JUST..."
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>>53140852
Mate...
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I'm a proud muslim, and if you've got a problem with that, then you can jog on
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>>53140704
it's the tems mate

fucking Yanks
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>>53140852
he actually did it, the fucking madman
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>>53140700
100%

Playing Halo 3 in 60fps is glorious and Halo 5's not so bad either
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>>53140701
Does he love inserting his big, shiny utensil in your mouth or something? Is that why he's angry with you?
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>>53140868
if your language isn't incomprehensible to outsiders your language is wrong
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>>Romans were the EU of there time. Effectively repressed European cultures, even went as far as wiping some out.
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>>53140812
From a certain point of view
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>>53140852
Holy fucking shit
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>>53140845
Purgatory is literally a made up concept and is never metioned in the bible
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>>53140844
shit
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>>53140852
not even surprised desu
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>>53140887
*sprints*
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>>53140852
He's literally going to jail or going to get shot.
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>>53140852
This is only going to make things harder for us
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didn't know brits also used the term quid as a slang reference to money, thought it was just an american thing until recently
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>>53140844
She was a high test qt at one point, she could have been up there with Marina and Charlie as a popular /brit/ waifu if she hadn't ruined herself with booze and drugs.
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Wow so this is what she is up to

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1451942381123.gif
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>>53140852
on my mobile now
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>>53140852
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You do not own your own body. It belongs to the government, who can imprison you or draft you into military action whenever they want.
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>>53140976
delete this
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>>53140852
For fuck sake, /pol/. You have to draw the line somewhere.
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>>53140814
From the Latin Gimus meaning "a ruse" and the German Ich meaning "we."
Literally means "we are rused."
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might not happen but at least i know i've tried
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>>53140908
dya loyk dags
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>>53140976
>hello if you'll excuse me I need to open a new tab to view this image
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>>53140976
the yank is a disgusting mobile normie, who'd have thought
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>Go to my Nana's for dinner
>Want something sweet for afters
>All her chocolate and biscuits are in the fridge

Why are old people so fucking annoying lads?
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>>53140852
>>53140852
what does this say?
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>>53140852
>tfw i'm on mobile
>tfw i can see this

what are you trying to do son?
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>>53140908
Danish is literally the only language with a spelling system more cucked than English
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Just rubbed my face after chopping some scotch bonnet peppers for dinner lads. Whole face is fire. Someone call the fire brigade.
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in the mood for making a lisicki but i don't have any ideas
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>>53141049
m8 I just tapped it, it took about 2 seconds
>>53141053
>not shitposting on the go
fucking casual
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lethal bizzle is the pride of the UK
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s06IX22vuPuo
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>>53141079
what do you mean? it's great
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>>53141049
You just tap the image and it opens a new tab automatically

Then you click back and the tab closes and you return
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>>53141114
lisicki on a catwalk
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Think I've accidentally killed my sex drive lads. Can't even muster the interest to wank.
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>>53141153
record your wank on vocaroo for us x
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>>53141114
nazi liscki

or if you're good at editing, make this into Nigel Farage
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>having height that starts with 5
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>>53141102
At least you didn't go to the washroom and shake your weiner off.
That hurts way worse than your face Tbh
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>>53141049
the tab opens automatically when you tap the link, it's the same as expanding an image
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>>53141102
i thought darkies were immune to pepper
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>>53140913
>>53140861
Refute it.

>>53140918
All who die in God’s grace, but still imperfectly purified, are indeed assured of their eternal salvation; but after death they undergo purification, so as to achieve the holiness necessary to enter the joy of heaven (1030).
6 Then he appeared to more than five hundred brothers at one time, most of whom are still alive, though some have fallen asleep.

27 And just as oit is appointed for man to die once, and pafter that comes judgment,

21 Then I saw ya new heaven and a new earth, for zthe first heaven and the first earth had passed away, and the sea was no more.

11 Then I saw a great white throne and him who was seated on it. From his presence oearth and sky fled away, and pno place was found for them. 12 And I saw the dead, great and small, standing before the throne, and qbooks were opened. Then another book was opened, which is rthe book of life. And sthe dead were judged by what was written in the books, taccording to what they had done. 13 And the sea gave up the dead who were in it, uDeath and Hades gave up the dead who were in them, and they were judged, each one of them, taccording to what they had done. 14 Then uDeath and Hades vwere thrown into the lake of fire. This is wthe second death, the lake of fire. 15 And if anyone’s name was not found written in the book of life, xhe was thrown into the lake of fire.


This is literally talking about purgatory.
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>>53141199
Joke's on you I'm 50 feet tall
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>>53141134
>>53141155
>2016
>he opens a new tab to view a fucking image
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>in final year of school
>we have an English teaching assistant
>have one every year but this is the first one we've had from England since I was 14, the rest have been American
>turns out my sister fancies him
>sees him out with some girl on the weekend and spends all of Christmas complaining about it

If he wasn't 5 years older than me, 15cm taller and about 30kg heavier I'd show him how to treat my sister
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>>53141165
on it

>>53141198
will do after above
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>>53141114
make a lisicki version of one of these
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>>53139296
I have some question for u lads

>...why brits want special treatment from the EU
>...would you abond the Union and if do you think the UK will be better through this (how)
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>>53141153
You don't sound like a manc
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>>53141213
>weiner
joy
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>>53141220
>he has never pepper sprayed colored folk
Do you even leave your house?
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>>53141153
>undertake
check out this posho lmao
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i don't make black music
i don't make white music
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>>53141225
>implying I wasn't taking the piss out of his fedora hence the >>
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Fuck sake lads. Mania's died off and I can feel the depression slipping back in. I cannot be doing with this shite.
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>>53141311
Good lad
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who the fuck even is lisicki?
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>>53141241
by having sex with her coz thats what you seem to be suggesting
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>>53141313
did you get your date in the end senpai?
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>>53141342
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>>53141373
top cuck
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http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1452020432129.jpg
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s12rJepEbM33
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>>53141342
me desu
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>who the fuck even is lisicki?
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>>53141342
>>>/reddit/
lurk more shitstain
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>>53141342
tennis player also 190cm autism race
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>>53141356
Na, only spent about a half hour with a girl and the rest of the day with the lads. Kind of glad I didn't get one because I reckon I'd be a grumpy old cunt during it now that the mania has died off.
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>>53141377
Dubs, nice
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>>53141394
>>53141388
>>53141375

le epick /brit/ sekret club
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>>53141225
>And if anyone’s name was not found written in the book of life, xhe was thrown into the lake of fire.
>xhe

glad to see the bible is up to speed with nomenclature
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>2016
>Hovering over a link with your mouse like a Barbarian instead of using Force Touch
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>>53141199
>5'11.5
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>>53141481
rorke
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>>53141449

fuck off back to wherever you came from retard
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>>53140962
What's her name?
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>>53141259
Was speaking a bit slowly so you couldn't tell hehe x
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>>53141449
fuck off back to where you came from or stop posting. you don't get spoonfed, this isn't knowyourmeme.
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>>53141449
Is this your first week away from /b/?
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>>53141537
FONT
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yesterday I had a large fish and chips for lunch and then a 12 inch pizza for tea and I'm about to go to the toilet to enjoy the big fat shite
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just bought the book /lit/ collaboratively wrote
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>>53141217
>he has to physically tap a link to view an image
>2011+5
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>>53141153
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SLw6yqFaze
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1K25Yxot10W
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>>53141582
me in the middle
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>>531415621
presh
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Going to go for a wee
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>>53140868
Worcestershire is pronounced exactly as it is spelt. Just because Americans have disabled mouths this does not change.
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>>53141449
Go back to /v/ /r9k/ or /s4s/ please
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>>53141557
holy shit that shipping is ridic
it's $16 here
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Later on in the day, I will be creating a petition to have Nelson's Column dismantled.
It is a glorification of this country disgusting, bloodthirsty, colonial past. I mean come on, it's 2016. This sort of thing is only done in countries like Saudi Arabia and The US (but have the past few governments been much better?)
Unfortunately I don't expect it to be taken down because of David 'Pigfucker' Cameron's thirst for blood.
It should be replaced with something such as a star and crescent to show to the world despite being a right wing led monarchy in 2016 (again, not much better than Saudi Arabia), we can still be an open and compassionate nation for people of all faiths.
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>>53141588
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AVhNHuqFwM
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>tfw never had a coming of age adventure
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>>53141637
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1K25Yxot10W
naff off Geordie
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>>53140868
>Wooster
JOY
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I wish people would actually fucking reply to my posts
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>>53141660
>Worcestershire is pronounced exactly as it is spelt
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*sets a new trend*

>>53141251
ok
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>>53141582
>he has to physically move a mouse to view an image
lol get with the times
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>>53141660
>Worcestershire is pronounced exactly as it is spelt.
Not in most of the UK
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>>53141725
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jMnLKtWupN
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Back from my wee
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>>53141738
cara wore those jeans months ago get with the times
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>>53141251
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these are too good
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>>53141809
did you wash your hands?
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>be student
>girl in my flat leaves room in pjamas
>can spot what looks like a bulge
The fuck? Am i living with a bloody tranny? I thought these things were supposed to be rare.
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>>5314172
iktf
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>>53141836
No
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>>53141829
should make it with different pictures of kev desu
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>>53141794

i do enjoy a yank with a dry sense of humour.
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>>53141255
>why brits want special treatment from the EU
Which is kind of ironic considering it is Germany and France that get special treatment by the EU to the point it is essentially Merkels personal fuck toy and the French are essentially bribed with the CAP and Britain gets shafted at every turn.

You Europeans have an infinite capacity for self delusion.
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>>53141870
made it ages ago but that's a good idea might give it a try
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>>53141809
How was it; did you give your willy a good shake to stop excess wee dribbling down your leg?
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>>53141852
does it look like a tranny?
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>>53141687
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nTu7rkjWN9
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I'm so fucking lonely lads
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>>53141831
Shouldn't that be triple chocolate if it's got the chocolate biscuit, chocolate chips and chocolate covering
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>>53141898
Nah, i was bursting so it all came out at high speed
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>>53141857
Absolute madman
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Sometimes I have a really great orgasm with only a small cumshot
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Fresh new meme

http://i.4cdn.org/x/1451704060787.jpg
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please record yourself farting so i can wank to it
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>>53141905
No. Thats the thing, doesn't sound like it either. She goes doctors like every 3 months and has bloodtests every 3 months too but just said it was for some medicine she takes: that was suspicious but i just thought it was like the pill or something.
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>>53141921

Haven't seen a mate IRL since about December 15th
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>>53141963
not clicking that virus
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>>53141889
>You Europeans have an infinite capacity for self delusion.
Lol.
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Reminder that if you one of the many posters who posts links ITT, you should remember that I don't open a single one of them. Youtube, BBC, Vice, DailyMail, vocaroo, anything; I do not click a single one. All that time you spend highlighting the link, copying and pasting it, filling out the CAPTCHA and sitting eagerly waiting for relevant (You)s relating to the content on the other side of the link are completely and utterly wasted on me because I do not, ever, open links ITT.
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>>53141963

VIRUS ALERT
VIRUS ALERT
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>>53141492
Miss Brat
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>>53141793
Yes, I'm sure a yank knows more than I. Fuck off.
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I've been thinking and I've come to the conclusion that my mum is responsible for me having such a fucked UO self esteem, it's horrible to say but it's literally her fault. I've been thinking about all the shit she used to say to me when she was throwing her fits and it all adds up. Feels bad man, she was fucking horrible looking back on it.
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>>53141963
do NOT click this link

it will give you a screamer virus
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>>53142035

don't steal my gimmick you filthy little planktonic worm
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>>53142054
>blaming your mum for your shit personality

Lowest of the low
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>>53142004
Good lad

>>53142035
This, especially youtube links labeled "tune"
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>>53141949
My cumshot is always small :(
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>>53142054

yep, its always someone elses fault isn't it?

fuck off you arrogant twat.
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>>53141921
Finally come to the realisation that I'm an extrovert.

With no friends.
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>>53142054
Bitch it's called SELF esteem
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>>53142014
>We wuz gorta mor n sheeet
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>>53142054
can't imagine having mentally ill parents

that must be horribel
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>>53142054
Have absolutely no clue why my self-esteem is as fucked as it is. My parents did absolutely everything right when they raised me. Plenty of encouragement and involvement in life and trying to make my strive to be the best at everything I could be. I was just shy and I think that broke me a little bit.
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>Want to play PS4
>mummy won't let me

how do you handle this situation? I'm sick of her controlling my life
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>>53142048
Not a yank Tbh and just ask some Britishers how they pronounce Worcestershire, you will either get:
Wooster or Woostershur
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>>53142179
Were your parents leftists?
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Oh shit remember this cartoon

http://i.4cdn.org/aco/1451725714070.jpg
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>>53142240

the latter is the correct way.
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>>53142240
pronounce "shire"
>" "
good job
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>>53142263
JANNY
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requesting that pasta

you know the one I mean
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nu thred wen xP
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agdq is fucking dire this year
shit runs
shit games
retarded scheduling
scummy charity
cringey donation messages
nobody looks like theyre having a good time
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>>53142239
move out
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>>53142254
No
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>>53142263
No I don't think I am familiar with that one myself, lad.
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>>53142263
VIRUS DO NOT CLICK
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>>53142315
Then they were mentally ill.
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>>53142306
WOOPS left Silvio head in this, will edit now
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>>53142238
either you're seeing things or you've got a passing transgirl for a flatmate. Sounds like the latter.
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i enjoyed xmas shitposting

now i am recognisable again ;)
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>>53142240
You pronounce Worcestershire, the country as Woostershur'
You pronounce Worcester, the administrate centre for the county of Worcestershire as 'Wooster'
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>>53142351
Pardon?
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>>53142105
>>53142144
>>53142172
She was a fucking nutter lads, I know it's scummy to blame her but it's the truth. If you knew what she was like, you'd understand

>>53142179
It wasn't fun desu
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Om Tat Sat
ओम् तत् सत्

Om - the supreme, infinite, unknowable reality. In other words 'the all'

Tat - Cognate with 'That'

Sat - Is/Exists/Truth/Affirmed, things which are not faltering or ephemeral, but which are verily existing, underlying all outward manifestations and appearances (which we perceive as the material universe), which are contrastingly ephemeral and faltering, and thus by contrast 'are not'.

In short
'All That Is'

cognates with 'Him That Sits'
Him as in what we'd consider as 'God'
Sit in the positional meaning eg the tree that sits on the mountain being understood as the tree that exists/is on the mountain

Therefore we can understand and recognise through this mantra, that the definition of the All precisely. The All, is the substantive reality underlying what is materially sensible and it is The All that truly exists.
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what was your fav xmas prezzie lads?
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>>53142352
banbury, oxfordshire
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>>53142240
So you agree that it is spelt as it is pronounced. So why are you sperging out?
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>>53142303
but i'm a NEET
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off out to sainsburys to do the shop up

anyone want anything?
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Watching Made In Dagenham lads
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>>53142432
fudge
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>>53142432
>sainsburys

get me some pinot grigio and some paté plz
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>>53142432
a gf rofl!!
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>>53142475

>>53142475

>>53142475
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>>53142432
Cornetto.
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Having a Kinder Bueno.

>>53142432
Another Kinder Bueno.
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>>53142432
Get me a hundred fags, two bottles of wine, a bottle of whisky, and ten cans of lager
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JANNYYYY'S

JANNY'S TAKEWAYS

JANNYYY'S
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>>53142432
Get me a Ford Capri 2.8i, please
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>Having a Kinder Bueno.
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>>53142519
Best "going to the paki shop" response gimmick
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>>53142586
> Yanks mad because they cant have Kinder Eggs

FOY
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>>53142385
Wrong link
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