/balt/ + /ausnz/

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>>53135119
Esimene Eestile

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Teine Eestile kotap(kui olla täiesti aus poisid)

>>53135389
Mis foorumis? Delfis?

what does pohhuistid mean?

>>53135678
along the dickers

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letting everyone know about my presence. feel free to ask questions etc.

>>53135746
Have you already figured out the meaning of the word "pohhuistid"?

>>53135811
he's not the same person, and no i haven't

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>>53135811
I'm not >>53135678 therefore I don't care what it is. I guess the answer is no.

>>53135678
pohhuistid - people who dont give a fuck about anything

>>53135678
people under dicks

>>53135883
it's the only answer not involving dicks, so i guess it's correct. i couldn't find the translation on the internet, is it slang?

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>>53135969
because only russian bydlos use it, its an russian word
pic related : starter pack of people who use the word "pohhuj"

>>53135969
Yes.

>>53135969
hui = dick in Russian
po = prefix meaning by/on/along something
=> along the dick-ers

GUISE GUISE
I successfully made a last post in the old /balt/.
Congratulate me.

>>53136026
>>53136039
>>53136042
very interesting

>>53136148
pede

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>>53136359
New thread with no minorities :DDDDDDDDDDDD

6041 stress

Bought some copics, paper and a shirt in Tartu.

>>53137132
Also two pairs of socks.

>>53137132
>>53137173
post feet

>>53137234
I posted them, like, three days ago.

>>53137329
post with the socks you bought

>>53137329
what foot type do you have

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>>53137329

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>>53137866
>/balt/
>not /balt+ausnz/

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>>53137866
Pribalti fašisti bl*t :DDDDDDDDDDDD

P. Š roll for future :D

>>53138019
I'm merely a humble reposter, I apologise the image does not feature +ausnz

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>>53137866
Are you Hindu eesti?

50m get

>>53138561
50M GET
Fifty Motherfuckers Get Extremely Trotted

I really enjoyed that hentai manga where the guy was fucking his wife's son

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>>53138947
I think esti you should apply for Swedish citizenship :D

>>53139032
i applied for ur mum's pussy. turns out it's in the schengen area

>>53139032
I guess I should consider moving, I heard most Lithuanians are applying for citizenship in hell

>>53139120
You know it's cold outside when your wife's son is shivering

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>>53138947
>manga
wow gay

>>53139120
You know it's cold in your mom's pussy when your boner dies instantly after entering.

>>53139178
that's what ur mum said when she saw u

>>53139192
Try having sex before she does a lithuanian

>>53139192
>mom
>not mum
poor form

Grey-Mane or Battle-Born?

>>53139380
who

>>53139259
>sharia english
top

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>>53139107
Nice banter mate
But if I wanted to hear joke I would ask about yours aids infection rate :D

>>53139224
ur mum is so fat the only bed she can sleep in is a river bed lmao

tat doesn't stop her from gettin plowed by niggers doe #rekt she lieks her dark choclate (das how she got into her preDICKament uknowutameen)

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>>53139467
It is pretty funny to be honest lad

>>53139458
*banter english

>>53139569
how's italy?

>>53139569
*Barbosa english

>>53139569
nigga you still in Italy wtf, how much cash do you have?

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Wait... I know you.

>>53139737
But do you know these dubs?

>>53139895
>But do you know these dubs?
How can one know something that does not exist?

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>>53139536
this is better pic, senpai
this pic really shows what kind of subhumans russkis here are

>>53135119
Quad rails are so 2007.

>>53138019
Fugg :D:D

The paper with /balt/ is from a few years ago, sorry.

>>53139661
I live in the most developed country on earth, of course I can afford to travel
feelsgoodman

>>53139596
it's extraordinary, I've tried to share stories in these threads as much as possible too - I'm currently in Naples, having been through the whole peninsula

>>53138019
Fuck off with this autistic combo

>>53135184
guess that's what happens when you try to fuck a stingray..

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>You'll never have a multi culti general

>>53140756
>>53137467

>>53140055
checked desu

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>>53140831

>baltics

More like bald dicks LMAO

>>53141436
scandicucks fear the bbc (big baltic cock)

>>53141436
I should shave my balls this morning. Then I'll go for a walk and feel the smooth breeze.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_ZltHHwZt8

CONDUCTOR

Kek lads I had a dream today that some russian guy came to me and said something in russian and I said ja nepanimaju pa ruski and he just left.

BUNKAS BUNKIS BINKIS XDDDDDD

>>53142509
was he a big guy

Feeling sad and depressed, lads. And I don't even know why.

>>53142694

go for a walk, it helps

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hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi

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Over 1000 german women raped in the new years day
>WW2
>German woman
>Get raped by soviet soldiers
>Be german woman now
>Invite sandniggers
>Get raped again

Germany getting cucked so hard

>>53142751
wow who cares

>>53142685
4 u

>>53142729
I had one and I finished it about 10 minutes ago. But thanks for recommending, lad!

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>>53142800
You clearly care since you replied..

>>53142800
>>53142841
now the battle of wills begins

first one to kill themselves loses

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>>53142800
Pārbaudīts

>>53142751
LIBERATION

>>53143089
B

>>53143132
E

>>53143183
L

G

A

>>53143257
why a G, you fucking memeophobe?

R

>>53142834
go for a wank, it helps

>>53143417
gggg

>>53143591
that's the sound your mum made last night when I entered through the wrong door

wish russians died t.bh lads

>>53143910
they do, every day

>>53143995
how come there's so many of them then? :(

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>>53144104
they b r e e d

>sick for the first time in 10 years
>have to blow nose every 5 minutes
Oh god why is there so much snot? Where is it all coming from? Why is it so colorful? There are white bits, yellow bits, green bits and red bits. It comes in all kinds of viscosity as well. Watery, thick, dried out and crusty. What the fuck is happening?

B

E

N

G

L

A

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>>53144378
>>53144395
fucking mongols get the fuck off my board 2bqphwy lads

>wake up
>no Baltic gf

D

Feel a bit crook boys, I think this is it my time has come.
Remember me

D

>>53144452
but your mongol

>>53144454
>wake up
>no strong Aussie bf to keep me warm

>>53135119
OP is bound to happen sooner or later
I got a niece with psychopathic tendencies, maybe it'll be her

>>53142135
WE

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PALA PALA
>susimeta centus ant bambalio
TAI NORI PASAKYTI
>išskiečia alkūnes eidamas
PALA TAI NORI PASAKYTI
>pasitaiso smunkančias reebok kelnes
PALA PALA
>nesivalo dantų
PALA TAI NORI PASAKYTI
>kaliočina
KRW NORI PASAKYT KAD
>žaidžia kašį
BANDAI PRIBAZARINT KAD
>surūko pačioką
NORI PASAKYT KAD BUWOM
>stovi biržoj
KAD BUWOM IKI JODOSIOS JUUUUUUUUROS
>emigruoja

>>53146706
autism

>>53141436
this x 100000

>have a lithuanian surname
>none of the heritage sites know it's meaning

I think our culture is a tad bit too ancient lads.

>>53146823
tism

>>53146855
>TFW common as fuck surname

>>53135119
WTF are all these foreigners doing here? I swear every person I meet is from some other country and have somehow convinced themselves that Estonia is a good place to live.
Estonia is a shithole pls leave

>>53146855
>WE

[spoiler]noice digits though t.bh[/spoiler]

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cara means face in spanish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OtbV6_KryY

>>53147578
karas means war in ltu

>>53147757
Karš*

>>53147578
car means car in english :DDDDDDDDDDDDd

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>>53147783
:DDD

Just ate a banana. It was: Tasty.

Should I learn Hebrew lads?

>>53147578
3DPD celeb shit means go the fuck back to /brit/ in /balt+ausnz/ish

>>53148441
for what purpose

>>53148500
Well it's better than anime

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>>53148574
no

>>53148601
Have fun fucking pillow for the rest of your life m8

>>53148712
fucking a* pillow

knowing that weeaboos exist is a living nightmare

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>>53148712
>sex

>>53148553
To move to jewland.

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>>53148574
objectively wrong

also here's an OC I just made

>>53149065
yeah why not

>>53148500
>>53149079
If you're enough of a normal to go on holiday to Europe then why are you on /int/ right now.
Shouldn't you be looking around the city or something?

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>>53149217
>23:04 in italy
>looking around the city in the dark

>>53149330
nightlife m8

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>>53149388
>tfw thought it was cunt

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>>53149388
>leaving the house when it's dark
>literally asking to be robbed/killed

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>>53149217
I've been to Herculaneum today, spent the evening wandering the streets of Naples and trying local delicacies, had a delicious dinner in a place several locals recommended to me, then went for coffee and a little gelato for dessert in a cute little pasticheria, I'm now relaxing in my rented apartment, having a little shitpost before bed. What's wrong with that?

>>53149479
>>53149330
>being afraid of the dark
you're autistic

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>>53146855
Looks like an Estonian man has been busy making babies in Latvia.

>>53149553
fair enough m8, enjoy your holiday

>>53149553
>you're autistic
At least I'm alive.

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>>53149625
thanks m8

[spoiler]y-you too[/spoiler]

>>53149677
was it hard getting used to euro time?

>>53149566
Based Ilves

>>53149768
extremely

for the first few days in Prague, fatigue would hit me like a wave the moment the sun went down, and I simply couldn't stay awake for long, no matter how hard I tried

I guess that was my body doing a hard reset to fundamental human instinct due to the sudden change in timezone

>>53149798
Latvia is literally our bitch now.

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>>53149330
>>53149479
>>53149669
>He unironically feels unsafe walking around his city at night

>>53150207
>tfw feel unsafe even walking around at day

>>53150314
You need to leave your country m8

>>53150314
This. I was robbed during the day in the town center once.

>>53150398
Why though? And where?
>>53150409
>walking somewhere
>can hear something behind me
>look back
>4 guys in those shiny jackets that look like tracksuits, smoking, walking faster towards me
>mini heart attack
>move to the side near road and hope for the best
>they walk away

I used to be afraid of the dark

I hated sleeping. Dreaded it every day

>>53150608
Sounds like slavophobia to me friend

>>53150608
>Why though? And where?
Come to NZ <3 :3

>>53150643
same, and it's happening to me again
Last night I tried to sleep and my mind just went all haywire and I was convinced that someone was in my room.

>>53150608
dont be so russophobic you fascists PD pig

>>53150743
Full

>>53150784
I'm sure we have space for our Lithuanian friend, on the condition that he doesn't like anime

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>>53150893

>>53151086
*throws you out of my country* and STAY out *wipes hands clean*

>>53150757
ugh I know exactly how you feel.

Then in the morning you feel like a massive pussy and wonder why you gave a shit

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>>53150893
You are a wrong.

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>>53151156

daily reminder that anime is for mentally ill

>>53151331
I was having weird thoughts as well, like hallucinations. I wondered if this is what schizophrenia is like, but it's probably even worse. I'm getting a bit worried 2bh.

>>53151403
get in the fucking robot

>>53151414
Isn't anime for children?

>>53151341
Fuck off we're full bro

>>53151403
????????????????????????

>>53151496
children are mentally ill

You're Nobody Til Somebody Kills You

>>53151341

Sorry yeah, just checked and we're definitely full

>People who pronounce "avocado" as "advocado"

why? It doesn't have a fucking d in the spelling

>>53151702
advokatas

>>53151702
>avacaDo
Dum fuk

>>53151733

Don't get smart with me you cheeky fucker

>>53151331
>>53151434
>http://www.heidihollis.
com/Hat_Man.html
This story made me paranoid as fuck.

>>53151776
not reading this, I'm too pussy even for creepypastas

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>>53151480

>>53151434
Yeah I dunno what is and isnt normal.
You know that multicolour shit you see when you open your eyes in the dark? For me it would form into eyes staring at me and faces melting and some other random shit. Almost always scary.

No one else has talked to me about similar experiences. Whenever I have said it to someone they brush it off.
I dunno, I feel like if this shit was common people would talk about it

>>53151809
It basically describes your situation.

>It starts with the feeling of not being alone, only to look to the foot of your bed and find that you are right. There’s a stranger in your room and you know that you see him, worst of all, you know that he sees you, too!

>>53151877
>>53151954
It's shit, when I was scared in bed as a kid I could just close my eyes, but now I get all these flashing thoughts which are even more terrifying.

>>53152113
Suicide is the answer to your problem.

>>53152113

please go to a doctor mate. you can get a card for free (forgot what its called) that makes therapy cheaper. or they can prescribe you something.

>>53151877
Used to see spooky faces and skulls n shit when I was younger too like you described, basically anything that scared me would just occasionally appear in that multi-color mess of patterns n shit. Eye-like shapes were common too but that didn't bother me. Just got used to it since it was so common and stopped being 'afraid' of it the more I saw it I think. Now though I only see just random patterns of various shapes and sizes.

>>53152711
mmm I wonder why it was always spooky shit. I guess it was just the brain running on autopilot. That would explain the eyes but not the spooky stuff so much.
Maybe there are kids out there that see rainbows and unicorns and lovely shit when they open their eyes at night.

It always scared me because if I payed attention to it the intensity would increase to the point where shit would flash up right in my face

yeah I haven't noticed it in a while either, I'll pay attention tonight if I remember

>>53151414
>daily
but it's night

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I want a baltic girlfriend

LCD Soundsystem are back lads I'm so fucking happy right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9wnbPUgq6c

gerai labas rytas tu invalidas blet :D

>>53150608
>Why though?
Because you literally admitted to feeling unsafe walking around you country in daylight hours. Why would you even ask that?

>>53151776
>Victims worldwide have reported seeing this man peering into their homes, their bedrooms, their cribs, their cars, their lives and even—into their souls!
Stoppped reading right there. What a wank.

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>>53153203
>I wonder why it was always spooky shit.
Maybe it was because you've already been scared, plus you're alone in the dark and in a vulnerable position.

HELLO /BALT/. DO YOU READ ME? PLS RESPOND

hmm..

its past bedtime sorry i cant respond >>53156590

>>53156590
Yes, hello?

>>53156590
I CANT WAKE UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
CANT WAKE UP
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
SAVE ME

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Thank you, miss Sugar.

>>53157641
hey dont mention it

>>53135119
fuck this retarded janny and his politically incorrect views

Morning, /bantz/

>>53157641
Jesus, What happened to aus ?

>>53157901
>bizarro-2012

>>53157963
Time happened. Perhaps we'll get some more details tomorrow when the episode airs.

>>53158005
Well at least NZ is fine and dandy.

REMOVE remove cunt
you are worst straya. you are the straya idiot you are the straya smell. return to cronulla. to our gold coast cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,melburn we will never forgeve you. gay hippie rascal FUck but fuck asshole straya stink aussie sqhipere shqipare..straya genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead straya..ahahahahahCUNT WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .we kill the king , wog return to your precious lebabnon….hahahahaha idiot straya and cunt smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE CUNT FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. NZ+usa+britain+leaf=kill straya…you will ww2/ tupac alive in New Zealand, tupac making album of NewZEaland . fast rap tupac nz. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink straya… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt

tupac alive numbr one #1 in nz ….fuck the straya ,..FUCKk ashol strayas no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the straya farm aminal with rap magic now we the kiwi rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and aus wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. nz greattst countrey

>>53158639
I read all of that

>>53158639
You tell em mate.

-20 degrees and snowing, top comfy.

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>>53157961
Good morning, chap.
>>53157641
Fuck, I almost forgot about the episodes.

Might give this thread a bit of a bump

>>53162129
Right cheeky bump that was.

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I want to stick my willy in her.

Who still here?

>>53163433
No one m8

>>53163433
My benis

current mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHc7eYucCKY

>>53163479
Just a question, which of the two islands is more relelcsnt in NZ?

>>53163528
what word is that

>>53163528
>relelcsnt
I'll assume you meant relevant and It's the north island.

>>53149079
My Bruce cannot be this kawaii.

>>53160772
A funny thing I have observed about women. They lack foresight but they also try to control everything.
The funny thing is they dont have the foresight to understand that it is a bad idea for someone that lacks foresight to control everything

>>53163528
Relevant? North definitely. Auckland is there and wellington too (nz capital). The south island does have queenstown and skifields and all that mountainous LOTR scenery.

>>53163528
South Island is nicer, but Auckland is the only place with a shred of relevancy in this country

do the baltics have interenet

>>53163872
Yes but only one computer can be hooked up to it at a time.

>>53163872
>interenet

senpai...

>>53163872
no, go away

>>53163872
Are you fucking drunk cunt ?

>>53163995
nice singles faggot

>>53164009
you too, beaner

>>53138063
I hope people beat NKVD veterans.

Sweden Yes
t. ele2

meme me up scotty

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Just fucked a tranny for the first time. AMA lads

>>53166482
Was his dick bigger than yours?

Did he pass or did you just ignore it for the sake of putting your dick in a hole?

>>53166595
No it was some asian guy from Auckland. My 7 incher compared to his 5 incher.

His face passed, but his body was more of a lanky underweight asian man.

>>53166482
When will we have the vids.

>>53150735
Savisaare hääletaja plz go

>>53166482
Was it gross?

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>>53166777
D-do you really wanna see them?

I had 2 secret cameras set up

>>53166814
Gross? Not really. He/she was all dressed up and smelling feminine. I'd say it was hella awkward with the dirty talk though to be honest family.

looking for a flatshare, prices are fucked

every third or fourth ad also says "punjabi/chinese/vietnamese only, we don't speak english"

fucking ree тbh

>>53166839
Let's go, anon.

>>53166896
I love the chink immigration. My wife and I run a farm near Auckland and sponsor Chinese holiday working visas to work as farm hands here. We get Chinese girls who come here, and sexually harass her over summer. Victimless crime 2bh

>>53166896
you're kidding, even the freshest FOBs in my city at least try.

>>53166871
So he was a hooker or something?

No normal person actually thinks dirty talk is sexy.

Right?

>>53166951
does your wife's son help out?

>>53166956
Craiglist whore who gets off on daddy/"daughter" role play

>>53166998
MY son has witnessed us doing it, but he's a toddler so he doesn't know jack shit

>>53166951
>We get Chinese girls who come here, and sexually harass her over summer.
wat
>>53166953
Nope. Go to Gumtree.com.au and look for flatshares in Melbourne.

>>53167025
so you sexually abuse Chinese workers

>>53167048
No. There's a difference between harass and abuse anon.

>>53167025
Reread what you originally posted. It sounded like you meant the Chinese girls were harrassing your wife.

>>53167041
>I prefer to rent to ASIAN people (ie, japanese, korean, thai, indonesian, malayasian, Singapore, Chinese, Filipino, Vietnamese, etc
what the fuck

>>53167059
what do you do

>>53167154
some of the ads are just straight up written in Vietnamese or Chinese.

Lots of Punjabis as well saying "looking for punjabi tenants only". If a white person did it it'd get removed instantly/go viral.

>>53167154
99% of actual "racism" in australia is by gooks or curries

My (white) friend was recently denied a job cause they only hire gooks

>>53167179
Nothing illegal lol

Just act a little creepy I guess. Some of the girls like it and flirt with us. If a girl ever told us to cut it out we would, but none do.

>>53167231
What was it, a restaurant?
>>53167234
Shit story тbh, was expecting something worth reading

>>53167273
cafe

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>>53167273
>expecting something worth reading
>on 4chan

>>53167273
>Shit story тbh, was expecting something worth reading
True, but if I was some sort of rapist it's not like I'd brag about it online. I'll give you some examples maybe that'll make it sound less shit. We'll be watching tv in the living room and they'll come in. I'll invite them to sit on my lap and I'll rub their thigh a bit. Sometimes when we're out doing work I'll give them a friendly slap on the bum. All in good spirit, and if they ever told me not to I'd stop.

>>53167394
kek. Have you ever banged any of them? How old are you?

>>53167394
say "Don't blush baby" next time.

>>53167423
I'm 39, the wife is 33. We only ever fucked one of them (out of a total of 7).

>>53167458
pics?

>>53167458
>We
you had a 3-way?

>>53167483
Of the girls? I've not got them on me as I'm in Auckland at the moment.

>>53167489
Yeah. The girl was really into it. She grew up in a really rich but conservative family in China, no alcohol etc. As soon as she got to NZ she just sorta let loose. We'd drive her to Auckland every weekend so she could go out and have fun. My favourite by far.

Looking through the Craiglist classifieds is always fun

>>53167697
http://melbourne.craigslist.com.au/w4m/5385445077.html

:3

>>53167838
Morning m8

>>53167838
yeah yeah g'day

>>53167923
I wish I could get a job where I fly north and south and live in winter all year round.

>>53167963
chairlift attendant up mountains desu

>>53167963
>you could have grown old in northern sweden
>the swedes decided to import filth instead

JUST

>>53163872
Yes but it's very expensive 15euros for 600mb/s. Send money.

>>53168008
how long until darkies in northern sweden call the sun racist because of their vitamin d deficiencies?

>>53167923
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>>53168223
Fuck your commie units, it's 50 over here

>>53168256
>uses units pegged to SI
At least I'm not a cuck.

>>53168223
Fuck that thats far too cold for humans tb.h what are they feeding you over there ?

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>>53168256

At least you were on the the moon

>>53168412
>Alaska will never be Russian again
Why even live

>>53168412
NASA uses communist units.

>>53168474
to get cųcked by jamal and tele2

Can one of you chaps send a shit load of snow over ASAP I'm sweating like nobodies business and the bloody sun is down.

>>53168536
climb a mountain or something

>>53168536
Sent.

>>53168650
It's dark I'll get lost and die.

>>53168840
Cheers m8 hopefully It'll be here soon.

Post work out tea and sweet tunes :^)

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>>53168954
>work out tea

????

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>>53169033
you must be new here kid

>>53169191
I've been here all summer m8

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>>53169237

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>>53169237
and what do you drink after exercises?

Got my hazards test soon, shitting myself tbqh

>>53169481
>hazards test
What's that, lad?

>>53169554
Scientists hit him with shit to test how hazardous they are.

>>53169554
It's an online test you take before you take the physical driving test with someone next to you.

You basically look at a screen, judge the hazards and decide when is an appropriate time to take an action (eg. slow down, turn right)

>>53169554
Run through an abo community with a shopping trolley full of smokes and booze to get your sick cunt licence.

>>53169582
I hope he will be wearing somekind of protection for the shit that scientists will be throwing.
>>53169607
Whatever you do, keep it cool. I believe in you, lad.

>>53169637
What are pros and cons for being a sick cunt?

>>53169642
Thanks anon :3

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>>53169607
This is an 18+ website buddy.

Don't tell me you're not underage and don't have your license.

>>53169681
You need to be 18 to go for your p's you fucking weeb

>>53169659
being a mad cunt and shit

>>53169659
some blokes think you're a mad cunt, some poofs think you're a shit cunt

>>53169665
;)
>>53169795
Sounds cool tbqh, lad.
>>53169889
But who is the cuntest cunt?

>>53169913
>But who is the cuntest cunt?

I'm sure the top Australian philosophers are debating that very question right now

>>53169963
Well I hope they will spread the word when they'll find the answer to that question.

what do Estonians look like

>>53170089
Martians

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>>53135184
>>53135248
>>53135285
DELETE THIS

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