This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, homo, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
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are you stupid
I hate plastic girls you idiot
I only like single eyelid black-haired korean girls
It is easy to get plastic girls from seoul but only the ultimate korean girl masters can get the natural korean dominatrixes
What do I cook for dinner today?
Please write me a shopping list for groceries.
Arigatou desu ne
I'm getting a Master's degree in English along with TESOL certifications and qualifications, etc.
Will this open up more opportunities for working in Japan than just a Bachelor's?
I want to live and work there (even just for a couple of years to see what it's like) but I don't want to be some lame ALT who's the laughingstock of the school.
My Japanese friend said that I should go get my Master's degree in Japan, since it'd be cheaper. He says I'd be easily able to afford it just with the money I made as a private English tutor. But that sounds unrealistic to me.
I tried natto once. I was waiting for the Shinkansen and that little stand on the tracks sold it wrapped in rice.
I quickly disposed of it after the first bite. Luckily the seat next to mine was vacant, or I would have embarrassed myself as a baka gaijin.
Maybe I will buy some kind of sausage or meat.
Maybe I will just end up making some kind of pasta again.>>53135798
Döner is the only choice.
My heart beats only for...うなぎ...
I want to move legally to Japan.
How do I get there?
My major is Economics, but I bet it's useless there.
>I want to move legally to Japan. How do I get there?
Well if you are a good football player, then join the clubs here and be famous. Then you will easily earn a citizenship here or even Japanese nationality (since many Brazilians did that).
I want to move to Japan to get a cute submissive wife and buy anime blu-rays HA
>tfw your country will never have four season like Japan
When I saw a guy with "I [heart symbol] Japan" shirt and another mid aged man wearing with the Japanese national football team uniform over there, I became worried about their safety lol.
What are some optimum values to use in Anki? Recommended decks? I got a kana deck and "Genki Vocabulary with furigana"
Also, I noticed that "Japanese in mangaland" original edition is japanese and spanish. Should I get that instead considering I'm native ?
lel you fucking idiot
you could just move to vancouver or victoria and fuck the greatest natural korean girls while enjoying the great music scene but you want to go to japan to masturbate to hentai
>ever going near a subhuman gook
not even going to reply to this
You're a fucking retard, your life will be much better as a computer engineer in canada. Come back in 2 years to tell me i'm right
I don't want to fuck Koreans you stupid animals
I want to have a relationship with a Korean girl that likes to punch me
I want to fuck her too but it's not much different than with other girls
I want to shove tteok up her vagine that I made with buddhist monks on a hill on a rainy day
you fucking neckbeard virgins and yellow fever faggots know nothing about life
go to japan you stupid losers
what a surprise you fucking loser
hahaha do you think I care that you fuck your stupid plastic girls with fake double eyelids in itaewon while obama sucks korean peoples dick for praising kakao talk and exporting shit culture
I don't fucking care cause that's not korea you stupid faggot
fight for uncle sam and shove your language down the throats of millions of helpless small children
I will personally kill you all
english teacher scum
It is hard to learn Japanese, but much easier to learn to love the Japanese.
Is there anyway to learn Japanese super slow and casually that I can do everyday without getting burned out? Like when I started learning Spanish, I would watch movies with Spanish subtitles.
That's probably because your accent is caught somewhere between the two and sounds unusual.
Why ever would you want to lose your sugoi Japanese accent anyway?
>Stunning Studio Flat - Muslim Female Needed
I live in a northern upper class village, it's literally 99% white, i haven't seen a paki in months.
white people are endangered in london, more rare than elephants and panda bears
Hey, Nihonjin fucks, serious question here.
Why is that people in your country still use faxes and those old flip cellphones? I heard that people and generations kind of stick with the technology they first get. Are there other examples of "old" technology that is still commonly used in Japan.
>esp. of those Japanese abducted by North Korea
what? is that still a problem?
hey. can someone tell me the name of this girl on very right?
Goddamnit anon, literally 10 seconds in Paint
Without USA Japan wouldn't know the benefits of Nuclear energy
Hell they'd be commie fucks and poor if we didn't push democracy and capitalism too hahaha
Honestly though, when in history has an opponent treated it's enemy as well as we have? Do we even tax them or just occupy? Germany and Japan are doing great, explains Japan's economic boom in the 60s as well.
>scared to go to sleep at night
>cuddle up to a Japanese person
>tfw they glow in the dark so you don't have to be scared anymore
you're not as nice as you pretend to be
Hey bros, I wander id you could help me to find out who is this girl.
"Get your lampshade made of jap skin in your children bedroom so they won't be scared anymore!"
Looks like a great American 50's ad
We should all be nice to each other, anon.
>Ask a guy that's honestly dating a japanese woman on her worker's visa anything. I figured you weebs would like to pick my brain.
Even though you probably wont believe me and I'll just make a fool of myself on an anonymous basket weaving forum.
How and to what extent have the cultural differences between Japanese people and Americans inhibited or otherwise affected your relationship in such ways that they wouldn't have between two Americans?
Is she a qt?
i already saw your other thread flop dude, merely dating should be all the validation you need without asking anonymous internet strangers for it too
on an unrelated note
literal kanji reading: cat shit
actual meaning: embezzlement; misappropriation; pocketing; stealing
what the fuck
>How and to what extent have the cultural differences between Japanese people and Americans inhibited or otherwise affected your relationship in such ways that they wouldn't have between two Americans?
There had got to be a way to rephrase this in less than ten words.
Literally too complicated to answer.
Big thing: Comedy. Her english isn't refined enough to get our puns or play on words or cultural... odd social things. You know like... idk contextual humor. It really kindof sucks because I'm a pretty funny guy in real life and it's pretty inhibited.
Another huge one that actually pissed me off, I had to look it up online after getting drunk and and asking the guys in similar threads was... ummm.. shit what's that word? Ah, the one where the dominant role in the relationship is constantly switching? Ah, I just looked it up, Tsunadre. That shit is pretty annoying and has taken me a long time to adjust myself to, it really comes off as, "this bitch is fucking crazy what are you a prepubescent teen? Get control of your emotions you're like 30".
>is she a qt?
To me, wholeheartedly and I would die for her. Her pubes are a work of art.
My faults? She thinks I swear too much and am pretty aggressive. And I agree, she is not wrong. I can definitely say that it's taken quite a bit of adjustment on both of our parts - but I think that only strengthens the relationship that we're willing to change our shape in order to better fit with eachother.
>not wanting a qt tsundere gf
Why, anon? Is it really not like in the animes?
Who the fuck gave you permission to reply to me?
Blood twat bag
I remember when I first met a korean girl
We went to see a movie in the movie theatre
I couldn't understand any word but I had popcorn with cheese lel
You know she really made me shiver
with the goods that she delivered
That moment when she hit me after I made a racy joke
I want to feel it again
we were in a makgeolli house and I was drunk 2bh and I talked about how much I hate American influence in Korea and asked her what a cheap circumcision is called (rip off)
But I don't think she understood the joke
She hit me (but laughed) when we stood up and I could see her panties because I bit my finger and took a loud, deep breath and made a sound while looking at her
not really 2bh
she invited me to her house and I met her parents and she later gave a handjob so I don't care about your weeaboo opinion lel
I wonder how many dates in a foreign country you had when you were 18
fuck off loser
>fuck off loser
newest technology is weak.
For example, when there is a disaster or an emergency or in the time of illness.
The more person who has not known a machine until now, the more he believes a machine blindly.
Though, new technology have always risk.
The technology of a steam engine killed thousands of people in the early days, because it caused many incidents.
btw, FAX has come with copier.
But instead you're just sitting here, shitposting on 4chan
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The cosmetic surgery of Korea is LARGE CONSTRUCTION WORK
Almost of us, Japanese, dislike such cosmetic surgery.
We, Japanese, love the beauty of nature.
There's just too much of a difference between the two for me to believe that it's the same woman. The surgeon must be a wizard
So, it's the Japs casting aspersion on Korea with blatant propaganda, again?
There was a surgeon in Seoul who had two pillars full of jaw bones he cut out of women's faces in his clinic
He had to remove them after some protests online or whatever
Koreans have wide jaws, their whole ideal of beauty is so beyond their natural looks
there are many foreigners getting plastic surgery there too though
if you go to korea you won't see plastic faces everywhere
the girls that get such plastic surgery are girls you wouldn't want to hang out in the first place anyway
like jersey shore girls or niggers
STOP TALKING ABOUT PLASTIC SURGERY NOW YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
or I will talk about octopuses fucking girls and used panty vending machines