Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

力士かっこいいな

>>53134853
まゆゆおつ

クソweeabooども

こっちは二時なんだよ

>>53134978
i wonder if i'm the alpha weaboo here because i managed to get a japanese gf

>>53134853
thank you!

>>53135086
What is a "girl friend"?

>>53135086
lel
getting a japanese gf is really easy
you just have to be white

>>53135141
a girlfriend is someone who gives you good presents
and makes you delicious food
and helps you when you are feeling sad
hopefully some day we will [spoiler]キス

>>53135149
stop paranoia

>>53135149
You also have to talk to people.

>>53135149
i don't think that's true, despite what that one japanese cuck always says

wait, are you the ドイツ人 who is obsessed with plastic korean girls?

>>53134853
Tell me about your favourite war-era song from your country.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEek098QcrU

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>>53135240

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>>53134853
おちゅでちゅ

>>53134446
ナルトもワンビースも、人気がある。ドラゴンボールは既に過去のもの。
週刊ジャンプには、こういう逸話がある。

2011年の3.11、東日本大震災の時、宮城県ではほとんどの本屋が店を閉めた。
しかし 、子供たちのために無理を承知で開けた本屋があった。
ジャンプの前には、長蛇の列ができとだえることはなかった。ナルトとワンピースを読むためである。ところが、震災のため物流か悪く最新は、最新号は店に届かなかった。それを見たホランィアが遠く日本海側の県から、最新号を買ってきて店に寄付した。
店主は、店へジャンプ最新号ありますとの貼り紙をし、店頭で、立ち読みを許した。
その本は、本当に擦り切れてしまい、ポロポロになった。そのことを伝え聞いた集英社は、後に、その本を引き取り、ジャンプ編集部に栄誉として保管している。

如何に、陳腐であろが、臭からうが、「愛と勇気と友情」は、このように普遍なのだと思う。

>>53135319
間違いだった?

>>53135149
real women aren't easy unlike 2d.

>>53135280
are you stupid
I hate plastic girls you idiot
I only like single eyelid black-haired korean girls
It is easy to get plastic girls from seoul but only the ultimate korean girl masters can get the natural korean dominatrixes

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What do I cook for dinner today?
Please write me a shopping list for groceries.
Arigatou desu ne

>>53135534
-Mett
-Brot
-Zwiebel

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>>53135534
A toast sandwich.

Every single thread Germany gets really really mad when you bring up Korean girls.

>>53135149
I've been white for a long time and I don't have a Japanese gf though. I think either you're wrong or else your list of criteria isn't exhaustive.

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I'm getting a Master's degree in English along with TESOL certifications and qualifications, etc.

Will this open up more opportunities for working in Japan than just a Bachelor's?

I want to live and work there (even just for a couple of years to see what it's like) but I don't want to be some lame ALT who's the laughingstock of the school.

>>53135534
-natto
-egg
-laver
-rice

>>53135534
potato and sausage?
those are my image of german food.

>>53135534
-hochwertiges Sushi von real

>>53135534
>having to cook one's own dinner
Sure sucks to live in Europe where cheaper dining options are never available

>>53135693
You could pretty much work as an English teacher in international schools. They get paid pretty well here.

>>53135684
you have to go to Japan

>>53135475
ok.
you were the korean man.
everybody, dismissed.

>>53135693
no reason to go all the way to japan, lad
you can get a japanese gf here in the united states

>>53135754
そうですね
My Japanese friend said that I should go get my Master's degree in Japan, since it'd be cheaper. He says I'd be easily able to afford it just with the money I made as a private English tutor. But that sounds unrealistic to me.

>>53135696
I tried natto once. I was waiting for the Shinkansen and that little stand on the tracks sold it wrapped in rice.
I quickly disposed of it after the first bite. Luckily the seat next to mine was vacant, or I would have embarrassed myself as a baka gaijin.
>>53135707
Maybe I will buy some kind of sausage or meat.
Maybe I will just end up making some kind of pasta again.>>53135798

>>53135744
Döner is the only choice.

>>53135884
i actually like 納豆 a lot
what i can't handle is 牛タン

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>>53135942
My heart beats only for...うなぎ...

>>53135769
So that's what I've been missing all this time.

What is Japan?

>>53136203
Heaven, literally.

>>53136203
Animus
Animus everywhere

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>>53136203

It's where Japanese people come from.

>>53136203
me

>>53136223
So mate how was your trip? Where did you visit? Did you tour like a normie and go to Kyoto and such, or stayed in akihabara your whole entire trip?

>>53136203
baby don't nuke me

>>53136331
Went to hong kong, which was a nice and comfy place.
Never knew hong kongers were weeaboos though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVWZzMZhH2E
東京プライドパレード
昨年ソウルでもプライドパレードがありました
ちょっと不気味だと感じますね
こうケバくパレードすると一般人のゲイについた
きもい
変態
精神病
という固着観念が強くなるそうで

>>53136448
HOMO THREAD NOW

>>53136293
I went to Akihabara once in 2012 and it was shit so I never bothered going back. I don't care about the Animes and the maids on the streets were ugly.
I toured like a normie.

>>53136413
I've been to Hong Kong! It was amazing and I wish I could've stayed there longer. As it is I was only there for the airport.

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>>53134853

I want to move legally to Japan.

How do I get there?
My major is Economics, but I bet it's useless there.

>>53136413
There are shitloads of weeaboos and koreaboos here

I found Hong Kong to be very loud, overpopulated, dirty and ugly.

>>53136561
Wife a Japanese cougar.

OSU!!!!

>>53136597
>dirty
Have you really been there?
In my memories Honk Kong was clean

>>53136561
>I want to move legally to Japan. How do I get there?
Well if you are a good football player, then join the clubs here and be famous. Then you will easily earn a citizenship here or even Japanese nationality (since many Brazilians did that).

>>53136665
Shopping avenues and all were clean enough.
But they can't hide the fact that they're nothing more than Chinese after all.

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I want to move to Japan to get a cute submissive wife and buy anime blu-rays HA

>>53136665
Outside of the shopping malls it can get quite bad in some areas, particularly back alleyways

Japan is the greatest country of all time. Anime, manga, the list goes on.

>>53136731
There has been a huge influx of mainlanders into Hong Kong since the handover. Now a third of the population is Chinese mainlanders.

>>53136846
Even before that they were nothing but glorified mainlanders.
Because they are mainlanders.

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>>53136837
>tfw your country will never have four season like Japan

>>53136587
When I saw a guy with "I [heart symbol] Japan" shirt and another mid aged man wearing with the Japanese national football team uniform over there, I became worried about their safety lol.

90 rapes in Cologne the night of New Year Eve
Police is looking for 1000 guys.
Refugee or German?

>>53137020
>City police chief Wolfgang Albers called it "a completely new dimension of crime". The men were of Arab or North African appearance, he said.

>>53137020
Mayor already said there is no link to refugees.
Guess we can let more in now.

>>53137020
It is impossible for a refugee to rape, since to rape you have to be in a position of power and authority.

Pretty dead right now lads

>>53137020
>rape alone
>get caught and sent back to where you came from
>rape with 999 other people
>nobody knows who raped who
>don't get caught

>>53137436
白人の彼女がほしい。アメリカ君助けて

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>>53137495

>I teach english in japan

Translated from Weeb -> English

>I'm a retard loser who can't make it in my home country, plus I have yellow fever

What are some optimum values to use in Anki? Recommended decks? I got a kana deck and "Genki Vocabulary with furigana"

Also, I noticed that "Japanese in mangaland" original edition is japanese and spanish. Should I get that instead considering I'm native ?

>>53137683
oh look it's the brit who got brushed off by a jap girl he tried to bang

how much costs studying in average japanese school? uni?

>>53137495
ごめん。白人の彼女がいんい。

白人の女は美女ですね。

>>53137620
Still amazing no matter how many times i see it

>>53137683
Moving to another country where you don't speak the language is scary though.

>>53137770
if you're a BITCH

>>53137683
What if my plan is to be a computer engineer in Japan?

またスウェーデン人がBBCスレ立ててるな
いい加減にしろや

>>53137712
>>>/a/135699066

>>53137942
lel you fucking idiot
you could just move to vancouver or victoria and fuck the greatest natural korean girls while enjoying the great music scene but you want to go to japan to masturbate to hentai
fucking loser

>>53138043
I don't even watch anime, let alone hentai.

>>53138087
he's just trying to be funny because he realized yesterday that all he can do is shitpost and rename images to DCIM, all while other anons here actually fuck korean sluts

>>53138153
No one in these theads want to fuck Koreans... the only one that wants to is that German guy

>>53137735
>me
>ever going near a subhuman gook

top kek

>53137770
not even going to reply to this

>>53137942
You're a fucking retard, your life will be much better as a computer engineer in canada. Come back in 2 years to tell me i'm right

>>53137683
but what if i'm actually japanese (in soul) and want to return to my homeland

>>53138338
sudoku and heaven awaits

>>53138200
I don't want to fuck Koreans you stupid animals
I want to have a relationship with a Korean girl that likes to punch me
I want to fuck her too but it's not much different than with other girls
I want to shove tteok up her vagine that I made with buddhist monks on a hill on a rainy day
you fucking neckbeard virgins and yellow fever faggots know nothing about life
go to japan you stupid losers

>>53135769
And how the fuck do you find an actual job in japan you dumb nigger?

>inb4 muh language teaching

>>53138437
Befriend Hiroyuki and get him to stick you on the mod payroll.

>>53136448
韓国って徴兵あるし、ゲイに厳しそう。

日本が私の国です。

4chanのこと、ふぉーちゃんって言ってる?ヨンちゃんって言ってる?
なんせ誰とも4chのこと話さないから発音したことない

>>53138615
北方領土:;(∩´﹏`∩);:

>>53138632
日本語で喋るときはよんちゃん
英語で喋るときはふぉーちゃん

>>53137495
i will help you, my jap friend
i have a japanese gf so it's only fair i think

Hello I'm white

>>53138684
What do you expect me to do about it?

>>53138722
Hi I'm green.

>>53138020
>Implying you can learn Japanese

>>53138615
まゆゆだって分かってるけど、ロシア国旗で言われると冗談に聞こえない…

>>53138722
what a surprise you fucking loser
hahaha do you think I care that you fuck your stupid plastic girls with fake double eyelids in itaewon while obama sucks korean peoples dick for praising kakao talk and exporting shit culture
I don't fucking care cause that's not korea you stupid faggot
fight for uncle sam and shove your language down the throats of millions of helpless small children
I will personally kill you all
english teacher scum

>tfw 正月太り

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>>53138795
It is hard to learn Japanese, but much easier to learn to love the Japanese.

>>53138790
fucking green people

>>53137620
Was this staged?

>>53138795
>implying I haven't already learned Japanese

>>53138576
免除を求めるやつ多いです

>>53138632
四葉チャンネルですー

>>53138918
Marutei Tsurunen detected

>>53138918
the way of kekkaroo is not human

>>53138781
半分こしましょう

>>53138918
>Anything below N1
>having already learned Japanese

>>53139072
Go on, Dave lad ... you tell that silly Finnish person

>>53138880
>wanna be Londoner
>learn british accent
>many people make fun of me

>>53139065
日本がサハリンと台湾まで呑み込んだら
サハリン、北海度、本州、四国、九州、沖縄、台湾のすごく長い列島国家国家となる
って、中学生のとき妄想したことあります

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>>53139065
やってみましょう

>>53139231
>Abe is actually taller than Putin

>>53138392
Lmao ok
Good luck with that

Is there anyway to learn Japanese super slow and casually that I can do everyday without getting burned out? Like when I started learning Spanish, I would watch movies with Spanish subtitles.

>>53139206
>Londoner

oh you wanna be a paki?

>>53139231
good luck with that
japanese people are pissed because russian sent all the new years crabs to china

i saw it on nhk

>>53138200
The person you are replying to is THE German guy.

>>53139218
可愛い妄想だけど、戦争に負ける前は本当にそうだったんだよ!長すぎ!

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お前ら黙れ

日本語スレなんか誰も見ない

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>>53139206
That's probably because your accent is caught somewhere between the two and sounds unusual.

Why ever would you want to lose your sugoi Japanese accent anyway?

>>53139231
Somehow I can't dislike Putin.

>>53139329
He's the only one you're right lol

>>53139493
Because he is strong and fights to make his country powerful. There's something to be admired about that.

>>53139298
Exactly
When in London, all of the staffs at tesco and sainsbury were paki or black. I was so surprised and adored.

>>53138392
>I want to shove tteok up her vagine that I made with buddhist monks on a hill on a rainy day
I did not come to this thread at 3:51 AM for this imagery.

>>53139493
I wish he'd go away.

>>53139568
http://www.newsnow.co.uk/classifieds/flatshare-rooms-for-rent/muslim-flatshare-london.html

there you go

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>>53139630
>Stunning Studio Flat - Muslim Female Needed
>Needed

>>53139615
He won't. YOU go away from Russia. Move to another country.

>>53139615
Are you some sort of mixed race halfie? I ask because from what I've inferred from the things you've posted, you don't seem to be a proper Russian.

>>53139721
Can you fix "may include" so that I can post them on some nearby supermarkets?

>>53139630
thanks mate
have you ever seen asian staff at tesco?

I'm curious about the ratio of race of London
白人は4割ぐらいだった気がする

For the autistic koreaboo German guy who wants a Korean girlfriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs17Pra0ePw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcEWqVnz6SE

>>53139867
I live in a northern upper class village, it's literally 99% white, i haven't seen a paki in months.

>>53139915
white people are endangered in london, more rare than elephants and panda bears

>>53139809
I am. Just curious, what type of things?
>>53139755
That's the plan in any case.

>>53139615
Why?

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Hey, Nihonjin fucks, serious question here.

Why is that people in your country still use faxes and those old flip cellphones? I heard that people and generations kind of stick with the technology they first get. Are there other examples of "old" technology that is still commonly used in Japan.

Thanks.

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>>53139838
Godspeed, lad.

whats japan like guys?
is everything high tech?
are the natives friendly at all?

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>>53139973
>northern
>upper-class

>>53139973
出稼ぎ(working) slav is also white?
I met many white people who can't speak fluently as pure English people. they are migrant.

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>esp. of those Japanese abducted by North Korea

what? is that still a problem?

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hey. can someone tell me the name of this girl on very right?

>>53140094
Actually, there needs to be a period following guarantee. I want to make a good impression on the ladies.

>>53140017
I don't agree with his political and economical decisions.
And him going away might ease off anti-Russian journalism.

>>53140213
google stonyhurst college, i live around there m8(clitheroe)

>>53140217
idk lad, but london sure isn't white

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>>53140362
Goddamnit anon, literally 10 seconds in Paint

remember kids: the evil is the white men

>>53140383
what happens after he dies? he's old now and from what i heard there's no viable replacement

>>53140334
Shiori Nara?

>>53140504
You heard wrong (I think, I'm not really into politics)

>>53140577
thx

>>53140069
Papers are sent from fax can be formal documents.
Flip phones are cheaper than smartphones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVEsC6Y31nI&ab_channel=%E3%81%A7%E3%82%93%E3%81%B1%E7%B5%84%E9%80%9F%E5%A0%B1

Why is the blonde girl crying at the start of this video?

>filthy radioactive japs near me

fucking disgusting

>>53140453
Without us the japs wouldn't even know what electricity was. And wouldn't for another 500 years.

>>53140886
Hitler

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>>53140977
Without USA Japan wouldn't know the benefits of Nuclear energy

>>53140886
from the title, she loves the other girls so much she's crying

>>53141092
Hell they'd be commie fucks and poor if we didn't push democracy and capitalism too hahaha

Honestly though, when in history has an opponent treated it's enemy as well as we have? Do we even tax them or just occupy? Germany and Japan are doing great, explains Japan's economic boom in the 60s as well.

>>53141123
That's cute.

>>53140977
Even though you got a convinient tool internet, you could repeat just shitposting.
What is civilization for you?

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>>53140956
>scared to go to sleep at night
>cuddle up to a Japanese person
>tfw they glow in the dark so you don't have to be scared anymore

>>53141368
I'm sorry I caused you to be angry, I'll adjust my behavior next time.

>>53141406
>you get cancer
>you die
>i'm happy as another jap sympathizer is wiped off this planet

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>>53141406
you're not as nice as you pretend to be

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Hey bros, I wander id you could help me to find out who is this girl.

Blue circle.

>>53141506
Her name is Terry Johnson

>>53141525
Fujiwara Mayuko

>>53141604
Thank you a lot.

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>>53141406
"Get your lampshade made of jap skin in your children bedroom so they won't be scared anymore!"
Looks like a great American 50's ad

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>>53141511
We should all be nice to each other, anon.

>Ask a guy that's honestly dating a japanese woman on her worker's visa anything. I figured you weebs would like to pick my brain.

Even though you probably wont believe me and I'll just make a fool of myself on an anonymous basket weaving forum.

>>53141832
How do magnets work?

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>>53141832

How and to what extent have the cultural differences between Japanese people and Americans inhibited or otherwise affected your relationship in such ways that they wouldn't have between two Americans?
Is she a qt?

>>53141832
i already saw your other thread flop dude, merely dating should be all the validation you need without asking anonymous internet strangers for it too

on an unrelated note

猫ばば 「猫糞」
literal kanji reading: cat shit

actual meaning: embezzlement; misappropriation; pocketing; stealing

what the fuck

>>53141926
>How and to what extent have the cultural differences between Japanese people and Americans inhibited or otherwise affected your relationship in such ways that they wouldn't have between two Americans?
There had got to be a way to rephrase this in less than ten words.

>>53141832
What's her name and address?

>>53141954
Apparently, this metaphor comes from the fact that cat hides its shit in the sand.

>>53142030
Nah Barry, lad. The reason for that slightly long sentence was so he could extract as much information from the attention seeking American

>>53142167
oh shit really? that's brilliant

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>>53141903
Literally too complicated to answer.

>>53141926
Big thing: Comedy. Her english isn't refined enough to get our puns or play on words or cultural... odd social things. You know like... idk contextual humor. It really kindof sucks because I'm a pretty funny guy in real life and it's pretty inhibited.

Another huge one that actually pissed me off, I had to look it up online after getting drunk and and asking the guys in similar threads was... ummm.. shit what's that word? Ah, the one where the dominant role in the relationship is constantly switching? Ah, I just looked it up, Tsunadre. That shit is pretty annoying and has taken me a long time to adjust myself to, it really comes off as, "this bitch is fucking crazy what are you a prepubescent teen? Get control of your emotions you're like 30".

>is she a qt?
To me, wholeheartedly and I would die for her. Her pubes are a work of art.

My faults? She thinks I swear too much and am pretty aggressive. And I agree, she is not wrong. I can definitely say that it's taken quite a bit of adjustment on both of our parts - but I think that only strengthens the relationship that we're willing to change our shape in order to better fit with eachother.

>>53141954
Simmer down kiddo.

I LIKE ANIME!

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>>53142439
>not wanting a qt tsundere gf
Why, anon? Is it really not like in the animes?

Is 堪能 usually pronounced たんのう or かんのう?
例文:その様子をじっくりと堪能してから、

>>53143797
I would read it as たんのう there

>>53143010
Tsundere chan is better than 2D.
So I guess it's ok

ZZZ ...

>>53144208
When are you making your move on her?

転んだ捻挫に困っているあなたに、男前の外人がアプローチする。

あなたの隣に、助けようとすると座り込む外人は、耳元でささやきのは「死ねジャップサル」

http://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/easy/k10010361061000/k10010361061000.html

これはとても韓国の「扇風機の都市伝説/fan death」らしい
くっそだなあ

こんにちはみんな。
この前で私はここにいません。
元気ですか?

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>>53144792

hey weaboos , daily jap listening test

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmEywgk5zlo

Just thought I'd stop by and let everyone know that you're all a bunch of wankers.

Thank you. Much love.

Good night.

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>>53146438

Oyasuminasai, eikojin.

>>53146438
You have a good sleep too, fellow Brit flag.

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@53146537

Who the fuck gave you permission to reply to me?

Blood twat bag

>>53144402
haven't you seen my blog this afternoon?

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>>53146667

Hiroyuki.

>>53146659
U fucking wot m8

I'm not going to bed

@53146743
U cheeky cunt

I'll tie you to some railings with your pants around your ankles ready for a big gay to come along and rape your exposed arse

>>53146698
Sorry, I forgot to like, favourite and subscribe. I just assumed you'd be putting some plans in motion shortly.

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I remember when I first met a korean girl
We went to see a movie in the movie theatre
I couldn't understand any word but I had popcorn with cheese lel
You know she really made me shiver
with the goods that she delivered
That moment when she hit me after I made a racy joke
I want to feel it again

>>53147387
>That moment when she hit me after I made a racy joke

What was the joke?

>>53147501
we were in a makgeolli house and I was drunk 2bh and I talked about how much I hate American influence in Korea and asked her what a cheap circumcision is called (rip off)
But I don't think she understood the joke
She hit me (but laughed) when we stood up and I could see her panties because I bit my finger and took a loud, deep breath and made a sound while looking at her

>>53147501
"I just rung my Japanese friend to make sure he was okay after the Tsunami and all he did was go on about his social life.

Just kept going on and on about a huge rave."

>>53147937
cool, so why are you making stories up again

oh right, because you can't get laid with koreans for shit lmao

>>53148130
>Just kept going on and on about a huge rave
Kek

>>53147937
You sound like a fucking sperg

No wonders you're still a virgin

>>53148211
not really 2bh
she invited me to her house and I met her parents and she later gave a handjob so I don't care about your weeaboo opinion lel
I wonder how many dates in a foreign country you had when you were 18
fuck off loser

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>>53148366
>fuck off loser
>1.75
>90kg
>eltern getroffen

>>53148366
So she gave you a handjob? That doesn't make you un-virgin, retardo.

>>53148479
Because I'm not a neckbeard like you I had girlfriends when I was a teenager
I was 16 when I first had sex

>>53148644
Your hand doesn't count, strudel.

>neckbeard

I'm pretty cleaned up, mostly because I like being clean.

こんばんは!

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>>53148366

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>>53148818

Ohayo gozaimasu nihonjin.

>>53148818
fuck off it's doitsu/korean thread now

>>53148818
お元気ですか?

>>53140069
newest technology is weak.
For example, when there is a disaster or an emergency or in the time of illness.
The more person who has not known a machine until now, the more he believes a machine blindly.

Though, new technology have always risk.
The technology of a steam engine killed thousands of people in the early days, because it caused many incidents.

btw, FAX has come with copier.

>>53148818
おはよう。朝だよ

>>53148890
ドイツ人はしぼとばかですよ。

韓国とドイツのスレなの?

>>53149060
スレ?これはなんですか?

>>53149112
スレ=thread

>>53149252
ありがとう。

ドイツ人は怒っています。

Korean makes Germany angry ?

韓国はいいけど、
fuckしか答えない奴は、
ドイツでもなんでも駄目だ。

>>53149520
It makes me happy 2bh

>tfw my korean fuckslut from incheon is going to come to germany for uni
>tfw i can be down on her cunt in 30 minutes by train
>tfw i'll possibly even stick it up her asshole

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>>53149672

>>53149520
韓国人が大好きですよ。

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1mnGkp34w4

ファック言い過ぎちゃダメだからね!

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>>53149680
But instead you're just sitting here, shitposting on 4chan

>>53149680
>not having a superior 2D waifu

It's like you're not even trying.

Besides I don't believe you.

>>53149779
she's not here yet fuckface

>>53149828
How did you meet her then?

>>53149777 exactly

>>53149976
on the internet, but she also lived in germany for a year already
she has nice feet with long toes

おはよう。
>>53135392
相変わらず、typoだらけやな。我ながら恥ずかしい。
実は老眼が急に出てきて、手元が見えてない。PC用の眼鏡を買わねばならない。
断わっておくが、まだ30代、まもなく40である。
*震災のため物流か悪く最新号は店に届かなかった。それを見たホランティアが
*如何に、陳腐であろが、臭かろうが、「愛と勇気と友情」は、このように普遍なのだと思う。

なお、今調べたら、その最新号とは週刊少年ジャンプ「2011年3月14日発売15号」のことであった
『物流が混乱している最中、被災地で新刊が入荷未定ながら3月14日に再開した宮城県仙台市青葉区五橋の書店に、山形県まで買出しに行った男性客から3月21日に16号が寄付された。その後、募金箱と共に「少年ジャンプ3/19発売16号 読めます!! 一冊だけあります」との貼り紙を出したところ、停電や未配送により最新刊を読むことが出来ない多数の少年たちが募金して回し読みをした[33][34]。この出来事が報道されると全国から漫画雑誌約30冊が届き、4月10日の配本再開まで募金と回し読みがされた[33]。この事を知った集英社は、5月に回し読みされた16号を引き取り、額装して編集部に保管した。少年たちの募金約4万円は仙台市教育委員会に贈ら、回し読みされた16号は「あの少年ジャンプ」として、2012年4月22日、第16回手塚治虫文化賞で特別賞を受賞した』wiki

なお、『大韓民国臨時政府』についてのwikiの記述は常にもVANKとの編集合戦の舞台であり、僕自身も参加はしている。だからwikiパノート」も読んでほしい。のた英語版VANkにより改変がなされている。このことを承知で比較読みしてほしい。
捏造歴史を信じきり、捏造の慰安婦問題を半ば疑いつつも「賠償」しろと叫び続ける。
韓国酷国内では、真実を言えば告発さるしいう親日罪で告訴される。最近も韓国の慰安婦についての韓国人女性研究家が逮捕された。

もし、外国旗で読みたい者がいれば、翻訳する。
>>53143797
>>53143868
彼女の巨乳によるパイズリを堪能(たんのう)した。
>>53149060
日本独自の和製英語で、 lurkingのことをROMるという。知っている。tripcodeやtripをつけないscreened-nmameをHNという。
よく使われるので゜知っておいて。

>>53150178
>だからwikiパノート」も読んでほしい。のた英語版VANkにより改変がなされている
だから、wikiはノートも読んでほしい。英語版はVANkにより改変がなされている。
なんか、コピペを失敗した。

>>53141406
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulpa

>>53149680
>>53150142
>>53150142
The Korean woman certainly has got orthopedic treatment.
Do you like such plastic women?

>>53150683
はい、かれは大好きですよ。

>>53148818
>Japanese poster says hello
>instant 50 replies

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https://youtu.be/isRG53GUnQI?t=12m57s

>なお、殉職した両津巡査長の遺体は○○の都合により今夕荼毘に付されることになりました

○○のところが聞き取れないんだけど誰か教えてプリーズ

>>53150845
Heres 1/50

>>53150947
Why do Japanese moms always have blonde hair in anime?

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>>53150818

The cosmetic surgery of Korea is LARGE CONSTRUCTION WORK
Almost of us, Japanese, dislike such cosmetic surgery.
We, Japanese, love the beauty of nature.

>>53150947
「相場の都合」って聴こえる
なんでいきなり相場が出てくるのかワカラン

>>53151117
Can you give me proper irrefutable proof that the women in that picture are the same person?

>>53151289
A large majority of the plastic surgeries end up looking like that girl on the right.

>>53138912
doubt it

>>53151425
There's just too much of a difference between the two for me to believe that it's the same woman. The surgeon must be a wizard

>>53151488
So, it's the Japs casting aspersion on Korea with blatant propaganda, again?

>>53151758
Other plastic surgery before-and-after pictures from Korea are very similar to that one.

Koreans are crazy man

>>53151758
u wot f a m

>>53150947
>>53151208
あっ
「火葬場」なんだよな
効果音のせいで「火」の部分が聞こえにくくなってるんだ

>>53151117
Girl on the left isnt bad at all

Not great but definitely not horribly ugly

>>53152081
なるほど納得したw

>>53151999
Nah leave it, bruv.

Let's not talk about Korea any more

>>53151999
He's just mad because his fantasy all Korean girls are beautiful is a lie.
Also, trips of Satan, at least upside down.

>>53152253
How do you say England in Japanese?

>>53152255
>>53152253
I think you missed which post >>53151488
actually replied to

>>53152331
ええ、ごめん

>>53152318
イングランド

>>53151862
It seems like the surgeon literally remodeled her whole skull, messing with the bone structure to that extent is really possible? It must cost a fortune.

>>53152431
安いですね。

ではいいお天気ですか?

>>53152469
yes and photoshop/make up too
she looks like every Korean news anchors
that's why the true korean lovers only date girls with single eyelids and big faces

>>53135991
too fishy. its all bout the tsukemens bro

>>53152586
>ではいいお天気ですか?
It's cold out

>>53152469
There was a surgeon in Seoul who had two pillars full of jaw bones he cut out of women's faces in his clinic
He had to remove them after some protests online or whatever
Koreans have wide jaws, their whole ideal of beauty is so beyond their natural looks

>>53136561
the best way is to get a bachelors degree in anything and apply for their JET/ALT program to be an english teacher.

>>53152674
Pretty warm here in Alaska I think I'm starting to belive in global warming

>>53152611
>>53152688
Madness.

>>53152688
Metal as fuck

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>>53152807
>>53152775
>>53152688
This is what he creates

lads
lads
lads
I kissed a girl today

>>53152895
noice

>>53149060
韓国+ドイツ÷2=日本ってとこだろう

>>53152877
This is actually just a ladyboy training center in Pattaya

>>53152877
So fake it hurts

>>53152775
there are many foreigners getting plastic surgery there too though
if you go to korea you won't see plastic faces everywhere
the girls that get such plastic surgery are girls you wouldn't want to hang out in the first place anyway
like jersey shore girls or niggers
STOP TALKING ABOUT PLASTIC SURGERY NOW YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
or I will talk about octopuses fucking girls and used panty vending machines

あなたの平凡の日常に、この日まで、面白いことがあったことのない日常だった。普通に通勤する、普通に事務所を到着する、普通に断れない宴会に行くとやっと一人で帰りたくない家に帰る。

込んだ電車を走り乗ると、男前外人と目が合う。そらす瞬間に「何?この特別な気分?」を思う。毎日、電車でこのように。

「こっちから話したらいいかな?」と迷っているあなたに、外人は小さな紙を渡している。

興味深いに、紙を開く。紙に書いた字はあなたの人生に一番楽しみにしていたことなんです。

やっと開いてみる、字を読む、ココロがドキドキしながら、気づく。このメセージは一生忘れない。

「死ねジャップサル」

>>53152895
Niiiiiiiiice dude

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>>53153047

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>>53153044

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>>53145821
こんにちは キウイ

>>53152895
NOICE

>>53152877
The one wearing a cap looks cute actually.

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>>53153110

>>53152877
>You will never be a plastic kgirl

>>53153044
>or I will talk about octopuses fucking girls
elaborate

>>53153109
>That picture

Did you steal that from /brit/?

>>53153680
That pic is all over the internet

>>53153110
>Italy, Greece, Brazil, Colombia
>gorgeous women

>>53153560
look at their mouths
they're not korean

>>53153592
there are many pictures of japanese girls with octopuses in their ass

>>53153754
oh

I'll go make the new thread lads

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>>53153753
>Sweden not even on the list
feelsgoodman

>>53153859
I think you're country is not on the list because it is too irrelevant... I hope you already knew it... But...

>>53153939

new thread lads

>>53153859
What are those applications for?

>>53153445
>パンテイ

Their porn is terrible

I met this 32-year-old Japanese woman on HelloTalk. I convinced her to meet up for lunch, but I don't know where to go. Her husband is in Japan right now.