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qui gone edition
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cara
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crayon
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hell seger ut med blattarna favä
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I will be posting in this thread so WATCH OUT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2LU-lC-WX0
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Nige
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doing a post
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kpop t͏bh fa͏m
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Watched the film Lucy

pretty sure the producers have all tried psychedelics
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil%27s_Footprints

The Devonshire Hoofprints, which appeared overnight in the town of Devon, covering a distance of 40 to 100 miles, always in a straight line and crossing over walls, roofs and several obstacles, did not correspond to any known animal and were strange enough to puzzle famous naturalists like Richard Owen.
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>tfw Obama is going to ban guns unilaterally
>tfw Yanks WILL chimp out when their toys are taken from them
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Wish /tv/ would go away
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>>53133715
fuck off yank
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there are SIX (6) /brit/ threads in the catalog.

jannys gonna spit chips over this lads
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alri la's
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>>53133738
Lucy is slang for LSD so yes
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>>53133763
>loosers
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>>53133754
*walks the green mile*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07zgZpgTRs8

1st for the IDF
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my mate actually thought he was called Boy Gone Jim so we've started calling him that now. pretty funny.
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>>53133767
He hasn't done fuck all, all day.
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>>53133763
pasta nigger delete this
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>>53133738
watch under the skin next
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>think the song is called 'it aint me'
>fortunate son starts playing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40JmEj0_aVM
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>>53133747
>guns are toys
>implying the Tyran Obama has any right to take them
Fuck him, it's an inalienable right to bear arms and form militias for this exact reason
>>53133756
Fuck off yank
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Om Tat Sat
ओम् तत् सत्

Om - the supreme, infinite, unknowable reality. In other words 'the all'

Tat - Cognate with 'That'

Sat - Is/Exists/Truth/Affirmed, things which are not faltering or ephemeral, but which are verily existing, underlying all outward manifestations and appearances (which we perceive as the material universe), which are contrastingly ephemeral and faltering, and thus by contrast 'are not'.

In short
'All That Is'

cognates with 'Him That Sits'
Him as in what we'd consider as 'God'
Sit in the positional meaning eg the tree that sits on the mountain being understood as the tree that exists/is on the mountain
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>>53133763
>>53133763
you're even worse
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>>53133738
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>>53133598
It's Qui Gong, not Qui gone you nonce
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>>53133747
they are making sellers do background checks

i doubt that's much banning
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just now (finally) got a response from a letter i sent to the unabomber
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>>53133786
Ari
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>>53133786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBB6CqCGWh8

All you need to know about IDF
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>>53133598
Qui-Gon is a decent character for that type of film tbqh
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>>53133598
Spinning is so good of a trick it defeats the high ground.
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>>53133747

>the state should have a monopoly on force
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shitty lecture lads, borderline SJW and idealist crap desu
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>>53133786
Horrible desu. Rouhani can't get those nuclear weapons finished any sooner.
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>>53133815
FOY
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Lads my local area is flooding

Our house is fine but there's a lot of water around
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>>53133774

Hply shit, beatles song

Lucy in the
Sky with
Diamonds

anyone noticed that before???
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>>53133922
That's a boat, you twat
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>>53133846
we can send him letters?
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>>53133887
Spinning you say
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>>53133891
Rasheed.
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how was your breakfast today my brothers?
how was mine?
>>53133783
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>>53133906
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anyone ever notice how darth vader was a black man but when he got redeemed he suddenly turned white

shake my bloody head at that star wars crap
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>>53133942

>gif

fuck off
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rip sian blake
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>>53133939
you can send anyone letters
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>>53133888
FOY
>>53133891
Rasheed
>>53133846
>Why yes m'lady I do write letters to the Unabomber
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>>53133738

Shitty film
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>>53133969
;_;
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>>53133939
yes, but i bet they're undoubtedly read by a third-party interceptor
interesting handwriting he has
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>>53133950
Looks bad, I had baked potatoes, beans and sausages
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>>53133950
>/cum/
Please no I cringe even thinking about that horrible forced general.
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>>53133846
that's pretty interesting lad
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>>53133969
>format fascist

fuck off gimp
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>How's the job search going anon?
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>>53133743
It was the walking man. An ancient, disturbed spirit that is doomed to continue walking until the end times.
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>>53133978
>We shouldn't have guns
Rasheed
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>>53134005
>forced general

We wanted representation
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GET FUCKED WAYNE
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People always say shit like "you should learn a trade" because everyone is falling for the university meme these days (also because I have tried uni twice and failed both times).

But how do you actually learn a trade? Browsing and applying for degree courses is easy: you just go on to their website and there's a whole catalogue of courses and how to apply. Is there such a thing for "learning a trade" or do I just need to know John the Plumber, walk up to him and give him a firm handshake.
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>psychedelics are safe to use
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Who is your Jewfu lads be honest
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>Michael Dugher MP Verified account
>@MichaelDugher
>Just been sacked by Jeremy Corbyn. I wished him a happy new year.
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>>53134051
Go to college and study horticulture
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>>53134051
don't you have unions? here you apply to join the union and they set you up with an apprenticeship
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>>53134078
Paul Dano's girlfriend, Zoe Kazan.
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>i hail from the land of Italy, or "Italia" as they say
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>>53133846
What an annoying autist, they should just execute him.
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>>53133747
I hope that militia telling the feds to go and fuck themselves inspires more Americans to stand up to boss nigger and his tyranny.
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alri lads
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>>53134078
The wife from Tyrant
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>>53133747
>not wanting civil war
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>>53134080
Chairman Jez rules with an iron fist
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>>53134078
cara is like 1/43024952785029th jewish so her :^)
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>>53134080
corbyn is just sweeping off the neo-liberal undercovers from the party. bless him.
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>>53134078

ryry
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Lads can we stop bullying the yanks, there allright, and its not like we have plenty of friends on /int/.

>inb4 FOY
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>>53134034
>we should
FOY
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>>53134051

is google broken?
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>>53134101
Paul 'hate black mano's' Danos
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>>53133767
Is Janny even here any more?

I'm seeing a hell of a lot of porn being posted within the last week or so and it all gets left up for hours.
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>>53134102
Me in the centre.
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Just learned a trade lads

I can now swap one emerald for 25 bundles of wheat
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lugh
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>>53134145
no i unironically think theyre the worst posters on the site
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>>53134156
Yes, Paul 'See a nigger, pull the trigger' Dano.
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they fixed PSN yet? still gagging for a game on pro clubs
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>>53134115
FOY
>>53134131
I do desu, will be fun to watch from afar.
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>>53134189
The japs are though. And their erroneous posting is only compounded by weebs
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>>53134189
Agreed
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Simply lmao at people who think psychedelics make you see pink elephants and think you're a glass of orange juice.
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>im ginger and have a waifu
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>>53134145
desu i've come to the realisation that every single nationality on /int/ has some redeeming feature

except for yanks and leafs.
>unfunny
>uninteresting
>uninformed
>still virulently insist on posting their trite all over the place
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>>53134189
>worst posters on the site
>not objectively Canadians
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>>53133922
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>>53134143
good man
>>53134080
>fairer kinder politics
>goes on to sack a shit ton of people
:^)
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>>53134226

bit racist
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>>53134222
>>53134222
>>>/sp/
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Anyone watching Obama's speech? Historians will literally point to this as the beginning of the 2nd American Civil War so you should be.
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>>53134261
Rude

Rain seems to be calming down though so I'm alright.
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>>53134282
sounds like banter
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how do you write essays lads?

i usually read all the material i can and make short notes then slowly piece everything together in a nice structure when i have all the info and sources i need.

used to just start writing and read the sources as i went but i think i prefer my new way.

and you?
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>>53134189
Turks and poles are worse. No banter at all, just butthurt.

Americans can be funny when they make a fool of themselves
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>>53133922
Throw a couple of sheets of Bounty extra absorbent paper down. That should solve any bother.
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>>53134163
He's probably kicked the bucket
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>>53134282
What's he saying?
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copy
paste
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>>53134311
I don't write essays because I'm not 16.
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>>53134311
usually do it on Microsoft word on my PC
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I get totally naked to wank, even take my socks off
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>>53134282
>caring about american politics

Part of the problem
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Kitetails Tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-Grp3ubWsA
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>>53133942
>mfw
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>>53134258
im afraid not

they just simply have a very poor (to use their word "lame") sense of humour and are boring

plus very ignorant and try too hard with their embarrassingly unfunny posts
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>>53134311

well done on paying 27k to prove you can write a few essays
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>>53134339

i do the same for pooing
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>>53134330
Dude, there is a guy who lives in outer space
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>>53134051
i write most of it without sources
then find some sources and add it in
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stress is overwhelming me lads
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>There are people in America considered so dangerous they are not allowed to fly on a plane
>They are still allowed to own as many guns as they like
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>>53134379

>implying I pay for my degree

all paid for by the NHS mate. Get a monthly bursary too.

So in actual fact, you're paying for it ;)
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>>53134387
Replying to the wrong post eh you cheeky yank? Fuck off. I invented that bloody gimmick.
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>>53134379
thanks, but my degree is the only praise I want, your uneducated opinion does not interest me
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>>53134418
are you doing nursing?
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>>53134412
Lets just be glad they cant get on a plane
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>>53134330
Tightening gun control
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>>53134454
nope
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If you go to uni you're a normie. If you aren't neet you're a normie
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>>53134400
watch animus to relieve it
gets the job done
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>>53134412
>blind people can buy guns

nothing can go wrong there
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LADS how do I get a job that pays a living wage without doing anything, talking to anyone, having any qualifications, having any contacts or connections all while being suicidally depressed (yet untreated and unmedicated)?
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>>53133950
I had the Costco English cheese selection on some rye bread with some fruit and a bit of Branston pickle.
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>>53134472
>baiting Cornwall
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>>53134434
>Replying to the wrong post eh you cheeky yank?
No
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>>53134464
Oh, same as usual then. I don't see the reason people take issue with tightening gun control, I mean shit, if you're not a lunatic with a history of crime there's no issue, but if you are you shouldn't be given guns.
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>>53134506
elect Jeremy Corbyn and he'll hand out extravagant bennies
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>>53134412
You also forgot to mention that Americans view kinder eggs and dodge ball more harmful than guns.
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>>53134506
you can't
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>>53134506
you don't

you always have to compromise, get a wage slave job in retail to tide you over until you figure yourself out
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>>53134472

elitist twat
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>>53134541
>B-but muh constitution
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I don't know why, but I'll tell you this.

This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.

People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.

This place is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not gathering stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. Instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure free social interaction. This place is slowly poisoning you with misogyny, narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normalfags, and insecurity.

I'm not telling you to b urself. I'm not telling you to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make friends. Just leave 4chan. Do anything else.
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>Tfw made 10 posts in this thread and not received a single (you)
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>>53134570
Kinder Eggs are not banned anymore
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>>53134522
nice
might actually grab a pickle myself now that you mention it
though pickles and brie might not be the best combo
we'll find out soon
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>>53134506

pretend to be a girl and erp with desperate men online who will gives you money and gifts.
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>>53134585
Nah I'm literally a normie NEET.
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>Poleaboo just found some new pics of the object of his desires
>She was at a party with uni friends
>Smiling

This upsets Poleaboo greatly, she looks fucking hideous in those pics though
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>>53134597
hello copypasta from /b/
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>>53134541
>I don't see the reason people take issue with tightening gun contro
>European see's no reason as to why Yanks take issue to tightened gun control
Probably because you're not affected by it you dumb peice of shit
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>>53134570
>Haggis: ILLEGAL
>Guns: LEGAL
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>>53134618
>when someone post your oc
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Azusa
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>>53134145
We will never stop bullying the jf scum.

Also, what sort of detestable quim needs friends on an anonymous McDonalds menu?
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>>53134651

better than you'll ever look you ugly speccoid manlet mudshit
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>>53134661
I copied this from /g/ desu
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>>53134663
Jog on, Yank
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>>53134482
nothing i do relieves it
i'm losing control
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>tfw learning to hate women
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>>53133887
not normally
After Vader lost to Obi Wan he went on a massive grind until his spinning had a high enough crit chance he could beat the high ground bonus
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>>53134597
We already know this
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>>53134156
Classic Dano.
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>>53134713
play videogames
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>>tfw learning to hate women
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>>53134690
>manlet
Above average height
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>>53134618
>be shitposting yank taig namefag
>get LOADS of (You)s
lmao
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you're waifu a shit
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>>53134711
Inciting hatred, enjoy the gulag friend. Jezza Corbyn has plently of surprises for you in there.
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7AM - 11AM: Early morning /brit/. Slow moving, but good quality posting. Mostly normies on their way to work, but they're not teenagers or students so the posting isn't high on gimmickry. Somewhat reminiscent of a metropolitan cafe in the early morning, with working men sharing their plans for the day.

11AM - 3PM: Prime time daytime /brit/, full of sophisticated banter and tasteful slags. Discussions include politics, philosophy, music, art, religion, and disecting the normie lifestyle with rapier wit and insight. JFs minimal, but are generally respectful and good contributors.

3PM - 6PM: Normies gradually return, yanks start to wake up, thread quality undergoes a slow but definite decline. Some of the shitter gimmicks start to make their appearance.

6PM - 2AM: The normies, students and teenagers have returned and are gagging to post their gimmicks. Thread becomes unintelligable, full of gfs, social drug taking, 'going out' and university. JFs and tripfags run wild, taking (You)s at will.

2AM - 5AM: Bizarro JF-/brit/, more Aussies and Yanks than Brits. Aussies do their best to keep the banter going but they soon get closed down by the fatties and their shit gimmicks. Some /brit/ NEETs stay on until the very end but it's very hard to get any good britposting going. Posting is a lot slower than other times of the day.

5AM - 7AM: Unexplored territory, have never experienced this slot first hand but I know that the threads often die during this period.
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>>53134772
>shoots you in the head
>gets medal for exercising constitutional rights
JOY
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having a meatball sub lads
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>>53134766
>you're waifu a shit
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>>53134591
You should be ashamed for writing that post.
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>>53134832
>having a meatball sub lads
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>>53134821
6PM to 2AM lads represent, waheyyyy! Nearly there lads, hit that mf (You) button if you can't wait!
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>disecting the normie lifestyle with rapier wit and insight
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is this the right thread?
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bored of benzos and psychs, going to shift towards speedballs
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>>53134626
Pickle doesn't seem to work with soft cheese in my experience.
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>>53134821
2AM-5AM masterrace
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So what's going on in Poland lads? I read some extreme right wingers took power in a coup.

I'd ask in /poland/ but they'd swamp me with their memes.
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>>53134951
>bored of benzos and psychs, going to shift towards speedballs
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>>53134821
5AM - 7AM the best
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>>53134663
Stopping nutters having guns is fine, it's nowhere near the same as getting rid of guns.

I wish we had guns here and just had laws in place to stop nutters and muslims getting them
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>>53134751
tried, it just makes me angry
going to go outside and just walk around
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>>53134951
Lyrica and ketamine.

t. have unironically cycled through every drug class there is and never got bored of these two drugs
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>>53134821
Are you never up before 7AM? I wake up between 5 and 6 every day tbqh. I can check stuff online, have a long shower, cook a proper breakfast and lunch for work, do a poo, and finally leave to work half past eight.
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Can someone ID this choon for me, been whistling it all day and it's doing me nut in

http://vocaroo.com/i/s19jhlLQBtqk
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when was the last time you wanked?
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>>53134967
yeah it was v.underwhelming
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Christmas underwear gets tighter every year
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>>53135010
>5AM - 7AM: Unexplored territory, have never experienced this slot first hand but I know that the threads often die during this period.

It's when I post mostly and it's just Aussies but without shitposting
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>>53134981
If they swamp you with memes, tell them to clear the blockage.
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>>53135020
>I wish we had guns here and just had laws in place to stop nutters and muslims getting them

>what is norn iron

>tfw my uncle has an open carry permit
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>>53135075
>it's just Aussies but without shitposting
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>>53134981
>>>/pol/59653940

old thread but has some info
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>>53135054

darude - sandstorm
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What's it with yanks and getting dubs all the time?
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>>53135061
What sort of pickle did you use?
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>>53135075

your sleep schedule must be absolutely fucked.
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been a bit busy lads, when did the modern art argument stop?
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american on holiday here
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>>53135147
No, I get up at 5am. It's just the times I work.

>>53135111
Surprising
>>
>>53135114
Poland is going to save the world with a new Reich?

Well I didn't see that one coming, that's for sure.
>>
Finally got around to seeing the new Star Wars last night lads
Was a bit disappointed
>>
>>53135165
>holidaying in the UK
>middle of winter
are you crazy
>>
>>53135132
dill
do you guys have more types of pickle than just dill and sweet?
or are you talking about the type of cut
>>
Poland is the last bastion of western civ
>>
>>53135177

go to bed wage cuck
>>
>>53135203

nah russia is
>>
>>53134626
Do a roast beef with stilton, caramelised onion chutney and some salad la.

VERY good sandwich.
>>
>>53135197
>pickled onions
>pickled eggs
>>
>>53135203
Radoslaw
>>
>>53135195
fuck off yank
>>
>>53135197
Pickle over here is pic related mate.

We don't have your shit tier vegetables

>>53135235
Russian isn't Western. They are barely European. Also filled to the brim with an assortment of mutt ethnicities.
>>
>>53135203
>tfw polish gf
>>
>>53135093
>open carry permit
A 50 ml pepper spray will just be sufficient to defend yourself against some muslim aggressor. No need to be edgy and pretend to be some kind of vigilante since using the weapon will risk the user facing trial for first degree murder.
>>
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>>53135195
A
Third
Deathstar
>>
fucking hell lads there's a new chaser

fuck this shit
>>
off to the shops lads, anyone want anything
>>
>>53135244
Sounds well nice. Fucking love Stilton, literally the best cheese there is
>>
Brit on holiday here.

America is a marvelous place full of marvelous people. I highly recommend it as your next holiday stop.
>>
>>53135274
Lol mate. Ther are no muslims in Northern Ireland.

He has a gun because he's an ex army man that fought in The Troubles, he's a target for republicans.
>>
>>53135197
Pickle is a relish loosely related to chutney and comes in hundreds of varieties.

What you are describing are gherkins, so fuck off yank.
>>
>>53135274
>implying muslims aggressors come in groups of one and not groups of 20
>>
>>53135244
>>53135298
Reddit: The Cheese
>>
>>53135244
stilton is unpasteurized right?
can't have that here
>>53135267
ah. for us "a pickle" exclusively refers to a pickled cucumber so that's what i meant
>>
>>53135306

should have said vacation to make the gimmick extra baity
>>
Business idea: Create and sell excessively high dollar jewelry to rich athletes and musicians
>>
>>53135274
NI is Edge: The Country. It's 2016 and there is literally still a sectarian conflict going on there, in Western Europe.
>>
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>>53135203
Poland, Poland uber plumbers.
>>
excellent thread
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/3zfe0q/30_day_challenge_small_talk_part_2_women_boogaloo/
>>
>>53135244
Yanks can't get Stilton.
>>
why do bongs use the word holiday? where does the word come from?
>>
2016 Short term goal achieved lads. Had her laughing so hard she couldn't breathe or talk for several minutes on two separate occasions. No progress on long term goal.
>>
>>53135207
You do realise people exist before you wake up, right?
>>
Gentle friendly reminder that anything you can do I can do better and anything you can do I can do too
>>
>>53135386
>the disease even made it to Madagascar before they closed their borders
Impressive
>>
>>53135377
Lol. You now fuck all. There isn't sectarian conflict anymore, it's because there are republicans going about wanting to murder ex armymen and police.

It has nothing to do with religion. It's about nationality and culture.

Literally rasheed. Can't expect you to understand someone standing up for their culture.
>>
need to read more shakespeare lads
>>
>>53135437

is google broken?
>>
>>53135386
>iceland
>>
>>53135441
made her laugh for a good two hours i take it
>>
>>53134145
This

Before /int/ I thought Americans were well educated, intellectual well mannered people

But them and Canadians are just retards, must be the water or something
>>
>>53135437

Probably holy + day, but that's not what it means any more.
>>
just diagnosed myself with some mental disorders
>>
>>53135281
Chikan dippaz.
>>
Whatcha listening to today /brit/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIrKSqb4H4A
>>
>>53135483
>just diagnosed myself with some mental disorders
>>
>>53135437
holy day
>>
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>>53135507
on my wAAAaaaAay to see my friends
who lived a couple blocks away from me (aaaaaaaaaa)
as I waaAAaAAaaaalked through the subway
must've been about quarter past 3
in front of meEEeee
stood a beautiful honey with a beautiful body
she asked me for the time
I said "itdcostherhernamesixdigitnumberandadatewithmetomorroweatnine"
>>
>>53135431
>>53135349
>Yanks can't get Stilton.
Why not?

Google searching tells me you can buy it in a Yank supermarket although it's expensive.

http://www.stiltoncheese.co.uk/us/data/search.html
>>
Someone used the term 'ship' (as in to ship two people) today and I had no idea what it meant at all, they all laughed at me.

legitimately have never heard it used before, I must be a thick cunt.
>>
>>53135507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0Y37E9rqqg
>>
>>53135306
The only reason I would ever give my shekels and go to yankland would be if the accent meme was true and I could get ygf16.
>>
good afternoon lads
>>
>>53135483
Had cunts that do this, was in the mental ilness system for 8 years before I was diagnosed. People don't understand how long it takes.
>>
Not a fan of nifoxipam, no recreational value for me
>>
ever feel like giving up lads?
>>
BREAKING: OBAMA CRYING ON LIVE TV
>>
>>53135469
ye

>>53135476
>>53135521
weird that, vacation is so much more in line with Germanic languages
>>
>>53135540
never heard of shipping costs?
>>
>>53135540
>I must be a thick cunt.

ding ding ding
>>
>>53135540

I've never seen it used IRL, it's pretty common around bad fanbases though
>>
>>53135573
nice to see a passionate politician
>>
>>53135519

How many failed threads have you made today? Tears desu
>>
>>53135573
Good
Fuck that useless waste of space
>>
>>53135551
i've never been but i've met a few anglophile girls online who can not get enough of my accent desu
>>
I hope Donald Trump gets assassinated
>>
>>53135581

That comes from french or some shit. Wouldn't it make more sense if English had "festday", similar to feestdag?
>>
>>53133598
Qui-Gon was a pointless character. They should have just made Anakin and Obi-Wan a few years older. Come to think of it, the whole of episode I and episode II were pointless.
>>
>>53135551
Accent meme is absolutely true, especially in more remote places.

Went on a road trip around Burgerland and in the flyover states people comment on your accent quite a lot and it's easy to chat up grills because they're immediately wet for your Hugh Grant accent.
>>
>>53135573
>>53135604
Crocodile tears
>>
>>53135540
???
>>
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>Good
>Fuck that useless waste of space
>>
>>53135589
i've never heard it used ever, at least to my knowledge
>>
>>53135659
not very nice
>>
>>53135659
Same, would be jokes
>>
>>53135664
or that I guess yeah
>>
>>53135667
episode ii was good senpai fuck off
>>
>>53135573
He's faking it

Aren't African Americans responsible for most gun violence? Dey nawt gun let the poo poo daik their guns homie
>>
giz my thread on /lit/ a quick peep would you lads

ta

>>>/lit/7543450

>>>/lit/7543450

>>>/lit/7543450
>>
America is the reason we are suffering from multicultarism.

In school we had the whole "America is a melting pot of happiness malarky" shoved down our throats
>>
>>53135583
wait I misunderstood and thought you made a mistake, I have no idea what that means either
>>
a guilty man will say anything to save his skin
>>
>giz my thread on /lit/ a quick peep would you lads

>ta
>>
Having an absolutely chronic shit in work lads. Surely the GOAT feel
>>
>>53135377
>Living in a country so cucked that it actually makes you jealous of Norn Iron
Norn Iron's the last great hope for Western Europe tbqh.

On a separate note: This street sign shit needs to die. Since when did captcha not work on Firefox?
>>
>>53135743

America controls Germany and UK
Kikes control America
</pol>
>>
>>53135740
>alll those buddhists books

Stellar lad.

Get the Bhagavad Vita
>>
Anyone watching The Chase?

I would love to pump Michelle full of my cum.
>>
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>>53135774
shit forgot my fedora
>>
>>53135783
>not using legacy
>>
>>53135743
>America is the reason we are suffering from multicultarism.
All this kekery comes from the Frankfurt School, which was in Europe. So the blame goes to Euros, isn't it?
>>
>>53135780
whenever i have to do a nasty one i put a jacket over my uniform shirt and do it in the customer bathroom
>>
What is the best British slang?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiO3pitT4ko
>>
>>53135797
mine are OPs tbH

fucked up linking the thread

>>>/lit/7543435
>>
Obama will be remembered as a huge disappointment
>>
>>53135616
maybe 2
dunno
its a bad day for yankposting
>>
>>53135536
America is basically China with their cheap ripoffs.

Due to not adhering to the PDO, it is legal for any old yokel to label a slab of American "cheese" as Stilton or Parmigiano Reggiano and sell it. Americans wouldn't even know what half of the real cheeses look like as all they have known are Chinese copies.
>>
>>53135855
Why are you using a name
>>
>>53135847

I just really like saying owt, nowt and summat
>>
Having a Kinfer Bueno
>>
>>53134370
that's what makes them bad desu
>>
>>53135853
if he wasn't black he'd be remembered as an "okay president"
>>
>>53135853
he's pissing against a strong wind tbf
>>
>>53135896

>Kinfer
>>
moombahton
>>
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>>53135561
>>
>>53135944
Shit my bad lad, I meant I'm fucking your nan
>>
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BANKERS
>>
>>53133887
Didn't Anakin spin at Obi-Wan, who had the high ground, on the lava planet?
>>
>>53135882
dunno
maybe i should just have ireland in the name field
nice and simple
>>
>>53135729
It was the worst film. Nothing really happened except space politics and a really cringe-worthy love story.
>>
>tfw Jewish in an area that's literally 90% Muslim
I mean they're nice and everything, just feels a bit weird to be honest.
>>
>>53135739
Yes, the vast majority of gun crimes in America is by blacks. If you remove the niggers you can't even make the
>get shot
jokes about them any more.
>>
Having a Kinger Bueno
>>
>>53136014
Dearborn?
>>
>>53135848
That survival book looks good
>>
>>53136014
Rasheed Goldberg
>>
>>53136038
Yup
>>
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>>53136014
> they're nice and everything
>>
>>53135847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unGtpBP83as
>>
>>53136014
your fault for living in fremont
>>
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>Having a Kinfer Bueno
>>
“But you, Achilles,/ There is not a man in the world more blest than you--/ There never has been, never will be one./ Time was, when you were alive, we Argives/ honored you as a god, and now down here, I see/ You Lord it over the dead in all your power./ So grieve no more at dying, great Achilles.’

I reassured the ghost, but he broke out protesting,/ ‘No winning words about death to me, shining Odysseus!/ By god, I’d rather slave on earth for another man--/ Some dirt-poor tenant farmer who scrapes to keep alive—than rule down here over all the breathless dead.”
>>
>>53136014
Sure they're nice Shlomo
>>
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Alri lads?
>>
>>53136095
banging film m8 diane kruger was peng as fuck
>>
>>53135847
Jockish
Och awa n bile yer heed ya tolie

t. englishman
>>
>>53136014
goldberg my son
are the memes true
>>
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>tfw your bubble tea samples arrive ahead of estimated delivery date
>>
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>>53136103
>>53136074
They are though
>>
screeching lads
>>
>>53135659
The salt is real
>>
>>53135847
scouse
>>
>>53136014
Muslims in Burgerland are completely different on the whole to Muslims in Europe. They actually integrate over there.
>>
>>53135956

i remember those threads. nostalgic as fuck 2bh.
>>
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Hello /brit/ How are things in the UK today?
>>
>>53136179
You know why? I was talking to a paki before and he told me that the UK brings their pakis in from this certain village in pakistan that is filled with religious nutjobs. I can't remember his reason for us wanting solely them
>>
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>>53135996
Anakin was attempting a spin stance but Obi-One used his high ground stance before Anakin could finish.
>>
>>53135975
Banter spotted
>>
>>53135659
I for one hope the second coming of Caesar gets elected and America is truly great again.
>>
>>53136205
lol
>>
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>>53136205
man finally copped a decent coat on me day off la
>>
>>53136215

>gif

fuck off
>>
>>53136214
>i was talking to this guy who said some bullshit but i guess it's true
>>
yanks are simple organisms
>>
>>53136205
>the shirt has the flag oriented incorrectly
triggered
>>
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>>
Poleaboo learns from his mistakes

But fucking up in the first place really limits what he can do in the future despite his enhanced knowledge
>>
>>53136263
It's not bullshit there was another anon on /brit/ who works at immigration and he said the exact same thing
>>
new

>>53136289
>>53136289
>>53136289
>>53136289
>>53136289
>>
>>53136263
Rasheed
>>
>>53136271
youre not supposed to have the flag on clothes in the first place
>>
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>>53136242
I mostly just wear hoodies Tbh
>>
>>53136225
say what you will about Bernie Sanders but he'll at least help make America great again

>"I think everyone deserves to have health care regardless of class or race"
>"SOCIALIST, LIBERAL SCUM REE"

I don't understand my country
>>
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>>53136276
>>
>>53136327
incorrect
you should not convert a flag into clothing
but it's perfectly fine to depict the flag on clothes
>>
>>53136348

Doesn't work well for us
>>
>>53136214
I've heard this true but I believe it's one region of Pakistan, in the Swat Valley.
>>
>>53136263
Okay mate

see:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Mirpuri

Rasheed cunt
>>
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>>53136271
Yanks aren't good with flags in general.
>>
>>53136526
What's wrong with it? Those are American flag type stars, they're different than Aussie stars; although the pattern is a bit Aussie Tbh.
>>
Last for America.
>>
If your uni isn't Russell Group, it's shit
>>
>>53137608

>Oxford offer letters on 6th January
I'm shitting it
>>
>>53137608
>st andrews
>>
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