How to immigrate to Espana?
Пo чём гope? Пo 500 pyблeй, Кoля.
И я идy дo дoмy yбитый этим гopeм.
Лecoм пoлeм, мeждy мнoгoэтaжeк,
Ha paйoнe я жилeц co cтaжeм нeмнoгo мaжeт.
Boзмoжнa ктo-тo cкaжeт "cлышь ты oткyдa Пaшa?"
Зaмaжь хлeбaлo, aйм блядь фpoм paшa.
Пpeзидeнт здecь нe pyлит,
Здecь pyлят пapни c бpитыми зaтылкaми, a хyли?
Хлaднoкpoвный pэп пaцaнoв c мoлoдa
B тpoллeйбycaх в нayшникaх cпacaeт oт хoлoдa,
Bay-вay-вay мeняй мaгнитoлы нa нaл,
Пoлyчи в eбaлo - мaмe cкaжи чтo yпaл.
Ha втopoм пoдъeздe зaбилиcь нa пoл шecтoгo,
Пpихoди. Oдин. И мы тoжe пpидём oдни.
Cтpeлкa нa ceмь, paccвeт дo нoчи дoeбётcя,
Ho нaм нe cвeтит ничeгo кpoмe coлнцa
>moroccans live without work , of the wellfare and social assistant
>romanians live stealing and some of them work in the construction and hostelery
>sudacas live of the wellfare and some of them work in the hostelery.
Do female whores can get job in Spain? I thought 99% of Spaniards were chocolate mine diggers, if you see what I mean
It's not gonna be Modslem unlike Russia, France and UK, so I chose Spain, bro
I'd better become a refugee
he is only a self hater. spain is better than russia in all aspect, but its only because russia its a trully shithole.
even so, you have better places to emigrate desu. in spain is difficult to get a decent jon nowadays
Maybe. Have you been to Rushka and seen our women?
>less cuck politicians
>better job market
You know nothing about Russia. Please, don't be such a /pol/ retard
You can't leave Russia without a visa. So unless you have a skill you can forget it. Contact the Spanish embassy or use thing thing called google.com and look up residence requirements then go get the skills you need to immigrate legally.
Y claro, te piensas que cada feo ruso como tu tiene una rubia de 1.70 con ojos azules no?
si fueras ruso serias igual de fracasado solo que te moririas de frio y que tu padre seria un borracho que te pegaria con el cinturon cada vez que bebe vodka.
Only if you're a macho Spanish cop who beats Muslim immigrants to unconsciousness :s
Forgotten to say, I'm a shemale
Don't you Russian traps are best traps
For free? Pedro, only Arabic and Romanian beta whores will camwhore for you for free
Oh, Chile, hola, I've been thinking on immigrating to Chile too
>You can't leave Russia without a visa.
>his country is LITERALLY a prison
Nah m8. Cuba is like one big slum with no civil rights that has been trapped in time for 60 years. The few people who get to make a living there are the ones with family in the US that send them money remittances.
Can I live on welfare too?
Student, I live on my parents.
Like almost every spaniard until our first job (around 25 having high studies and being optimistic)
The only really relevant thing about welfare are retirements, it's public and if you worked at least 30 years, pretty decent. There are lots of families living thanks of the grandparents.
But all the shit about inmigrants living on welfare is not false, but not that relevant.
Is more like we didn't throw our fascist scum to sibir.
preguntale a los 3 moros que viven dos pisos mas abajo del mio y que se levantan 1800 euros entre los 3 por rascarse las pelotas todo el dia. llevan 6 años en españa y ni han cotizado un solo dia. disfruta de lo votado, y ponte a currar tus 10 horas diarias para ganar 100 euros mas que ellos,SUBNORMAL.
They are not that much in quantity. Most inmigrants live working on shitty works, not on welfare.
Like your ex-soviets working in Vostochny.
No creo que votar sea lo que cambia esto. Ni yo voto a ninguno de los que me achacarías. Ni podemos, ni PSOE, ni IU....
Por cierto, se llama estadística. Y dice que a pesar de esos 3 moros, la mayoría de inmigrantes trabajan. No solo eso, si no que sin ellos, dada nuestra bajísima natalidad, la seguridad social hubiese caído tiempo atrás.
Leo a menudo gilipolleces progres, a veces se me olvida que los pringaos de podemos ni siquiera son lo mayoritario... lamentable.
>spanish police raped and tortured more than 6 billionen untermenschen since etc etc
The police is alright here, desu, and I'm not a shill of them. Plus, there are lots of safeguards and guarantees. The Mossos d'Esquadra police of Catalonia might give you some special treatment in a close room if you're a clueless immigrant though.
Lol, Kazakhs never migrate to Russia, because Kazakhstan is too rich. Most our immigrants are from Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, China and Azerbaijan. There are also many minorities like Koreans (500K all over the couhntry), Ukrainians (2 million), Tatars (5 million) etc
>special treatment in a close room
Even if you're white like Swede or German?
Okey, Kazakhstan is the biggest -stan and the one I always remember, maybe it was another one, and maybe what I have read was shit anyway.
Special treatments here are for "potential terrorists" (muslims, black people, east european people ( :D )
And it's not only catalonian, probably our friend here is a spanish nationalist, or a catalonian tired of their corruption.
>spanish police raped and tortured....
lel man, i hope you are just trolling. spain is a civilited country, the police dont rape and torture anybody here....
i dont know if this is normal in russia, but no here. spanish police are ok, in general.
For average spaniard, there is almost no difference between russians, ukrainians, poles, romanians...
Anyway, the most common here are romanians and hungarians I think.
Don't lose your time. Our police are patriots who do never wrong because TV says they are not so bad and nobody shoots balls to inmigrants because the sandniggers are terrorists.
>For average spaniard, there is almost no difference between russians, ukrainians, poles, romanians
Dat level of ignorance :D
If you're a recurrent criminal acting snotty you might get a few hits. It's been on news. If you're a commie anarco protester dindu nuffin you might get the taste of the club in your ass.
It's happened but it's far from being the norm. Like I said there's plenty of safeguards and civil guarantees. This isn't Russia you know... and most of the petty crimes go literally unpunished like that case of the bosnian gang of pickpockets that had been detained over9k times and freed right away because petty crime is petty and couldn't deport them because reasons, not to mention that murder is cheap as fuck, you can kill 1 person or you can kill 2000 people, it's exactly the same: maximum of 30 yrs in prison.
But anyway, believe what you want.