>Muslim breaks in to my £500,000 one bedroom flat in london

bloody racist

>>53130002
>£500,000 one bedroom flat
This part makes me chuckle the most.

some european country said they will make trump minister or something if he doesn't get elected here

take him

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>>53130002

>british people have to smear butter with their fingers cause they aren't allowed to use knives

>>53130397
That's nothing m8, try skinning a rabbit with your bare hands. Not gonna do that again :/

>not hanging bacon by your door and windows
Deserved it to be honest.

>>53130002
Is it a real story?

>>53131741
no, it is a clear lie
there is a system to prevent that stuff
at most a fine

>>53130582

>skinning a rabbit with your bare hands

wew lad, I hope you've got your halal butcher certificate on hand

>tfw failed my TV test for the fifth time
Why does it have to be so hard to get a TV licence?

>>53132040
>tfw the TV licence meme is actually real in Sw*den