/brit/

Yeah, I'm into fitness

Fitness whole dick in your mouth

Azusa Nakano

not sure which edition is worse desu

>>53128576
my goal.

sophie

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alri lads?
OWIE innit

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karen

What's wrong with his nipple? D:

this the proper one then?

>that nipple

?

>>53128651
Yeah it's BRIT thread not a YANK thread

lads wasn't there a new thread like 10 minutes ago

I'm putting you on the news

Been away from uni for 3 weeks, got to go back tomorrow.

NEETing it as hard as I can today!

Janny delete this thread thanks x

anyone who posts in the yank thread is nothing but a yank sympathiser tbH

baby i am plump and ripe
Im pinker than sheperds delight
Sweet like honeysuckle late at night

Leave me too long ill go rot
Just like an apple you forgot
Birds and worms will come for me
The cycle of life is complete

looks like this is the thread lads

>>53128649
lost so much weight

>>53128742
Neet pride

world wide

need to get out of bed lads

>>53128651
FOL (FUCK OFF LEAF)

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>>53128736
It was made by and will likely be plagued by the butthurt paddy, so I'll stick with this one for now.

>staying in an american OP /brit/ thread
>staying in an autist OP /brit/ thread
not sure which I prefer haha

business idea: ignore yank OPs and leave them at 0 replies until a non-JF makes a new thread

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>tfw schoolcucked

lads, my gf has had to go on an emergency business trip with her boss to London.
what films can i watch with her kids to keep them entertained? disney shit?

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gook fanny proper tight innit la s but smelly too

>>53128803
bet I'm way more drunker than urs

Do pasties go with bacon? I want to make a pastie bap but I want bacon too

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>>53128576
>dat nipple

yanks aren't JFs you retards

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>>53128841
>>53128827
haha

>>53128857
sideways though

>>53128877
What's her full name niamh what

>>53128884
fuck off yank

>>53128884
yank on tour

>>53128844
at last it all makes sense

fuck everyone in this thread

>>53128857
CHINESE
H
E
B
S

cant believe this thread kicked off tBh

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Gf just snapchat me this

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>>53128895
Niamh Bull-Property

>>53128903
>>53128904
Australians are just as much JFs as yanks are

>>53128871
Don't think so, you could give it a go though.

>>53128884
FOYOH

>>53128925
fuck off yank

>>53128857
her gash is sideways haha

you guys seen that news story about 1000 pakis going on a sex assault rampage in cologne on new years? shit's too funy tbqh

>>53128849
>emergency business trip

gave a girl my number today
I'm turning into a norman lads

>>53128925
FOYOH

>>53128960
whats the problem?

>>53128981
she is fucking her boss

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>>53128964
good lad

Do the Irish feel proud of their British heritage?

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Got dressed up to go buy some milk an hour ago and still wearing my jacket and shoes. I like to consider these practise runs of outfits before I wear them outside for uni and social activities.

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labour reshuffle is going well

>>53128964
bad lad

>>53128576
How is that nipple even possible? I thought you can't have nipples below muscle

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>>53129024

>>53129000
oh...

real thread here

>>53128434
>>53128434
>>53128434

>>53128827
Yank has a better topic/image but also is a namefag

>>53129033
don't worry she won't text me

Just spent the last 24 hours writing two essays almost non-stop, got them both done just in time. That was horrible t b h

>>53129050
FOY

>>53128917
>dating a tranny

>>53129050
lmao get back to class fatty
almost time for gym

>>53128955
>that
>news

Wish I could vote for trump lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEAJrT8PeOo

>>53129034

loose skin, look at those stretch marks

I may not have a lot of 'credentials', or 'training'; but let me tell you one thing - I have a BSC in banter.

>>53129058
Serves you right for being lazy desu.

>he doesn't have a union jack on his flag
haha

>>53129109
ah, nice. very impressive

>>53128955
funniest part is that the BBC said that Germany is "shocked"
like who is honestly shocked about this

>>53129102
FOY
O
Y

>>53129102

me too. he's a loon but im tired of boring flaccid politicians and their pandering.

>>53129023
we're not welsh

>out with girl last night
>thought it went well
>check her twitter she doesn't know I know about today
>last night at a time we were together she quoted "it's 5 o'clock and the conversation got boring" song in a tweet

Fucking ouch lads

>NON-JFs

Yanks
Brits
Pakistanis

>JFs

Everyone else(especially aussies)

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>>53129120
>his flag doesn't contribute to the Union Jack

laffin

>>53128576
>that chest

wew lad wew

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>>53129109
Masters in SP here m8

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Reminder

doing a self abuse

>>53129120
>soon to be New Zealand
Traitors tbqh

>>53129109

A HUMAN GOING

>>53129102
I thought that was a parody

>>53129160
brits are more JF than aussies

>>53129157
Why do women expect you to fucking entertain them they're the boring shits I mean what the fuck do they consider not boring

>>53129147
>like who is honestly shocked about this
Germans apparently.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASH3Ppp654s

Ribena is /brit/ personality of the year and hence a British-Asian Muslim is the definitive /brit/ poster

It also confirms that the majority of /brit/ are not racist

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reminder

Had to listen to the God Emperor of giga-normies prattle on about himself the whole train ride, was insufferable but made me feel a bit bad as well because I'm not studying part-time in scotland, managing chocolate shops and applying as a lawyer in some huge international firm

it seems almost unreal that people like this exist.

>>53129154
>their pandering.
but it's ok when they're pandering to you and the other idiots?

>>53129182
Both of those posts reek of gf envy tbf

>>53129214
/r9k/ is full of people with hormone imbalances and shit haircuts who look at their lives with beer goggles

>>53129189
I understood that you understood my reference.

>>53129244
of course you stupid twat. im the majority.

lads would anyone fuck a bbw? regardless if you were desperate for a root

>>53129184
don't be a soft cunt m8

>>53129286
Look fat slags

Thinking of going to Ireland, lads.

>>53129280
1 (ONE) seat

>>53129291
protip im on about wanking

>>53129322
?

>>53129315
Why?

Just had a tasty pastie sandwich with mayo and a sprinkle of salt

>>53129286
Yeah

>>53129315
eejit

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What it Prison like here in the UK? apart from Bronson i havent really seen anyhing inside a British Prison. ignorant desu

>>53129244
I wouldn't vote for him if he was up against our Canadian politicians, or even British ones

but the American lineup is such shit and not only that it would really throw a wrench in the political system getting him elected, would shot that the people still do have power to choose whatever loon they want.

people, especially non-americans, who act like he's the devil and get super involved are mongoloids though.

>>53128884
Lincoln yank please walk in front of a train. On second thought don't, you'll damage the train.

/soc/ depresses me

>>53129330
>having a wank in the middle of the day
That doesn't really change my statement 2bh

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>>53129360
>Chinknadian
>Using "Mongoloid" as an insult

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe6QTiYvOOg
someone has to put a stop to yanks

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>>53128925
Get out of my country, yank.

>>53129421
whats wrong with that

got two theories for how to go about my brekky

1. listen to this and eat/post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXiSU-4QGdQ

2. watch Harry and Paul on YT and eat/post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whHK7L9bY6A

just had a VERY sad wank hahaaa

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>>53129413
A place filled with retard attentionwhores isn't all that you say? Who would have guessed.

>>53129350
>Just had a tasty pastie sandwich with mayo and a sprinkle of salt
>>>53129286
>Yeah

you're eating a pastie sarnie fatlad, of course you'd do a bbw

Dormer out

>>53128637
Who dat?

I am officially king of /brit/, having united all JFs and Non-JFs under one general, you will all follow my decrees to the letter or be obliterated.

>>53129344
Why not, m8

>>53128955
Every single one of those rapes and assaults is on Merkels hands.

>>53129354
Shit. Spent 6 months behind for an assault and it wasn't like le Daily Mail says, the place was full of chavs, Blacks and Muslims, food was shit, entertainment was shit, they give you no support when you get out.

System needs reform imo

>>53129447
lol

>>53129461
who is this qt then

>>53129478
Shut it, Amoeba

I could spray disinfectant on you and you would cease to exist you absolute germ

>>53129517
did u get bummed lad

>>53129500
Will you be /neder/'s stadtholder?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stadtholder

>>53128877
So fit

Dear Poleaboo,

Many thanks for your application for the position of Sales Assistant - Manchester Piccadilly Station
. After careful consideration we are sorry to advise you that we will not be progressing with your application.

Thank you for your interest in WHSmith and wishing you best of luck with your job search.

Kind regards,
WHSmith Recruitment Team

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>>53129500
yanks are cunts and so are you

>>53129461
was going to post my pic there to get an ego boost but dont want to be associated w them

http://strawpoll.me/6456649

http://strawpoll.me/6456649

http://strawpoll.me/6456649

>>53129517
Anyone try and shank you? or does everyone keep to themselves?

>>53129444
too early, you should save it for later

>>53129500
SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS

>>53129517

good. fuck you, you violent cunt. use your words next time you stupid chimp.

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>>53129102
I used to be pro-Trump too.

Turns out he was an IRA donor.

>>53129574
>ketchup
YANKS OUT

>>53129574
what is a ketchup sandwich
sounds povvo af

>>53129354
Ok, the whole bumming thing doesn't really happen over here though. That's just yanks.

going greggs

>>53129517
>food was shit, entertainment was shit
Good, you twat, it was prison.

>>53129562
Banter

>>53129147
Yes but the BBC is hardore leftist propaganda. They will post anything to preserve the agenda.

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Alri

>>53129580
have to go out later 2bh

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>>53129525
Oh this is Cara Delevingne, she's a very good actress and singer and even a model. She's perfection and so cute too.

>there are wageslaves in this thread right now
lmfao

>>53129555
Nah that's just a meme
>>53129575
No never even saw a knife desu apart from the plastic canteen ones, you're more likely to get twatted. Usually fights are about race or religion but I stayed away from others as much as possible and read.
>>53129621
>>53129588
Not saying I didn't deserve it

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What is Kissing a girl on her lips like exactly? will probably never do it in my lifetime tbfh

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>"life is good"

like um nice try sweetheart :) x

>>53129588
>we live in a society where a man is not allowed to defend himself
>if an intruder is in your home and you hurt him, YOU go to jail
>ALL weapons are illegal

why is the UK so fucking cucked

Wish I'd get replies from the 5 jobs I've applied to haha

The best thing about having a GF is that their skin is very soft and they smell really nice when you cuddle them

>>53129637
BBC isn't leftist, its statist
and the "conservatives" really want those immigrants and the EU

Having a Kinder Bueno

Poleaboos solicitor hasn't been in contact for a few days now

Going to ask him if he's received my letter or not and if not or no reply then I'm going to tell him to fuck off and go up to Aberdeen and collect the shit myself

>>53129673
did you join a gang? were you shitting yourself before you go in 'the joint'?

>>53129674
like kissing a boy on the lips

>>53129244
Rasheed.

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This girl is really beautiful

>>53129714
Excellent chebs

>>53129674
James Joyce's description was propbably the best in Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man

that or Rimbauds poem "Romance"

>>53129674
its alright

the time before last i started backing out cause she started doing some weird swirling shit with her tongue and my inner monologue was like "well this is a bit titf [taking it too far]"

>>53129679

wind your neck in you stupid cunt and stop shoehorning your opinions in conversations where they're not wanted or needed. fuck off.

>>53129695
You keep saying you're going to do that senpai but you never do
You're shook blud

>>53129531
calm down chunky, too much excitement could trigger a heart attack

>>53129695
>my

YOU'VE FUCKED IT LAD

I CAN HEAR THE SIRENS COMING

The best gimmicks are the ones posted every few minutes

>>53129724
>>53129714
utter dropkicks

>>53129674
bit awkward at first until you figure out a sort of synchronization

tastes bad if she's eaten something nasty
kissed a girl after eating some Chinese, was pretty nasty

>>53129676
excellent please keep using my meme

>>53129657
she looks very cute indeed might start posting her in every /brit/ thread ever

>>53129776
Poleaboo agrees

>>53129602
Poortherner meal

>>53129714

yeh but you have to think about what she'll look like in the future. a face that wide will just keep on getting wider and fatter as she ages to the extent where it will look a bit horrendous.

pick a girl with a narrower face and the natural widening/fattening effects of ageing will be lesser.

>>53129679
That's only true if you used excessive force
And weapons aren't illegal either, you can get rifles and shotguns fairly easily

>>53129794
What does he think of big kev?

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>>53129695
>my
>I'm
>collect the shit myself

>>53129781
are you literally joking you cunt

>>53129701
No there aren't even really gangs, people just vaguely stick together based on race religion so the white chavs would probably have stood up for me if I got in any trouble.

Yeah I was really scared, I had panic attacks and cried from the sentencing until I went in.

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Yanks on /int/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKQ-_AdfRmA

>>53129837
lol

>>53129674
Can't remember I was pretty drunk at the time. Think I did a bad job of it since I didn't really open my mouth

watching the darts tbqh. feeling bad for this australian bird she's having a shocker

What is the British Chad called?

getting abnormier n abnormier by the day ffs
dropped in on the bf (best friend) for a few hours and felt so clueless at points in the conversation
every day i spend here with you mongs saps my people skills a little bit more x

cunting hot out btw; el nino weather
sweating like a jerseyman at a mosque nursery pheyoo wee pffffwoar
genuinely considering having an ice lolly in january. JANUARY of all months
hate it

>>53129846
what did you do

>>53129674
really soft

>>53129883
E don't have one

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>>53129686
No, the BBC is extreme left propaganda and by all rights needs to be abolished. Their propaganda breaks the charter but as an organisation they protect paedophiles and other vile shit while their presenters call people bastards on the air because they aren't extreme left faggots.

It's a horrid organisation.

>>53129846
Who'd you assault lad and how

if you're a tuff lad decking cunts why would you cry from sentencing til you went inside?

>>53129829
>>53129770
Poleaboos friend will collect it on his behalf, that's what it meant

>>53129883
Liam

>>53129731
What was his description

>>53129743
Dont you EVER reply to me again, you cucked paki.

>>53129820
Same goes for you

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>>53129786
I think they would be honoured.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdbwz8LhYJU

>>53129883
Jamie or Liam haha one direction poof names haha

>>53129925
Nah, Liam's a poser's name

>>53129940
Fuck off you paki cunt

>>53129860
Ed cunt if this is you I'm going to attack aha

>>53129906
Fuck off

They had a whole series dedicated to "mens issues" but you MRA twats will ignore that

>>53129906
Rupert

>>53129967
ahahah jordan? yeah it is lad i am fucking devilish (;

>>53129967
don't be rude to ed

>>53129906
I like BBC 4 and their documentaries

>>53129956
Every Liam I've ever known has been massively normie

>>53129893
>>53129914
Assaulted my sister, ashamed of it desu and literally on pills to calm me down now but yeah that's what happened.
And I'm not tough at all, I'm 5'8 and skinny and I was 18 at the time, possibly the least hard person in the prison desu.

>>53129970
>MRA
FOY

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>>53129858
Fucking yanks.

>>53129890
dropping a precautionary self (you) for awareness since it was posted seconds before 3 other posts and it therefore migth have been overlooked

Reminder that the homosexual and transgender agenda is a powerful tool against muslims and their toxic prescience.

Remember lads, we're all perfidious Albions. We back one team to beat another and then betray them. All to further our own ends. We can win this.

Deus Vult.

>>53130024
Kinda like every Kieran was homeschooled off a kitchen sink aye?

>>53130024
Normie maybe but they're not "Chad", Liams tend to be lads who massive play up how hard they are, then go home to their mum's spaghetti hoops

>>53128576
me on the left

>>53130071
This applies well to the one Liam I know desu

>>53130047
You just slap her about or what? lucky no one knew you were in there for hitting women 2bh wew

>>53129970
because they are not leftist, they just support the patrician class and push the issues that they want the plebs to support, its pro state but not leftist exactly

>>53129906
>propaganda breaks the charter
how? Could you point to a specific violation of said charter? Bet you can't.

>>53130047

shit, are you the famous sister-puncher from the old days of /brit/?

>>53129929
fux sake hold on

"conscious of nothing in the world but the dark pressure of her softly parting lips..." "....were the vehicle of vague speech; and between them he felt an unknown and timid pressure darker than the swoon of sin, softer than the sound of ardour"

good passage that

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>>53129437
>that intro

what are scottish girls like compared to english girls?

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>>53129970
Kill yourself.

>>53130066
Anyone posting on this site that uses the term deus vult should probably kill themselves

>>53129996
hahaaha im swear to f**king god hahaahaha *slaps knee* wahoo aha aaaoooooo you got me ahha damn

>>53130003
add us on fb caralad

>>53130133

fatter and uglier.

with a horrendous accent also.

>>53130066
>Deus Vult
Fuck off Roman

>>53130133
Rough, slutty and uneducated
Basically Northerners who are even harder to understand

>>53129573
You sound like just as big of a faggot as them.

>>53129970
MRA is literally just feminism for boys
it's all the same egalitarian garbage

>>53130047
Did you also self harm a bunch and post it on here or was that someone else

>>53130168
>>53130186

just a bit of dramatic flare lads. calm yourselves.

>>53130180
ahahahah u know if u add caralad on fb im gonna be liking that friendship like butter on toast lad haha get_on_it

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>Fuck off

>They had a whole series dedicated to "mens issues" but you MRA twats will ignore that

>>53130163
I hope you didn't make that yourself

>>53130133
Basically awful. Every qt I know is English.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8iT4cvMXg8

>>53130217
MRAs are neckbeard virgin losers, laughed at by everyone

>>53130102
No I literally punched her, she was being a cunt to me about being lazy and that and how I was a burden on the family, I just got up and punched her. Immediately regretted it, worst feeling in the world and she never wants to talk to me again now which is fair.
>>53130128
Nah, never talked about it here before.

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>>53130236
>>53130236
aha no doubt aha ill message him some memes and will be like ahahahahah hold on i cant finish im laugh too har d hahaha

ill be like oi cara la- pfdfaaahahahhahahha dw dw

Evacuate the crime scene fast, why?
Heard the Feds had a warrant for my ass, fly
I won't touch down 'til I see Tijuana
Set up shop selling them crooked cops marijuana

>>53130283

wow and your family shipped you off to prison? fuck them 2bh.

>>53129437
why

>>53130180
>>53130236
>>53130303
w e w

>>53130276
they're a bogeyman
rights are a spook

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>>53130120

When will the railways get renationalized?

>>53128434
>>53128434
>>53128434
new

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th for fat bums x

So how many of us are JF living in the UK here?

Reporting in.

>>53130342
Those are all perfectly fine discussions

Racists are fucking braindead

>>53130303
ahahaha oi oi ahahah oi

if you are not a thot caress that mother f*cking like button XD hah- uh oh *computer starts beeping*

mmmm im reading it too, doc
*bee bop bee ba ba boop*
yes its just what i thought
*paper prints out*
looks like ill need to sound the larm
*WOOP WOOP*
Attention: artificial nigger hours. do >NOT< smash that mother fucking like button. this is /NOT/ real nigger hours.

>>53130342
OK, so how do those things violate their charter?

How do I do a proper apology? Like, in person and everything I mean.

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me and the wife haha

ps me on the right

>>53130224
Did self harm when I was younger but don't think I posted about it here
>>53130322
Not really, my mum panicked and called an ambulance and when my sister was in hospital the staff informed the police that she'd been assaulted. I don't blame her, if you assault someone you should be punished.

>>53130418

kill yourself in front of them

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>>53130418
>>53130456

>>53130418
>"It was just bants lads haha!"

>>53130376
When le ebin commie gets elected.

>>53130385
fuck right off

>>53130456
>>53130485
Hi

>>53130489
But it's a girl.
Who I'm not sexually interested in because she's gay.
But I still feel that I need to apologize to her, and that it needs more than a simple "oh yeah sorry about that thing I did"

Should I do it with others around? I mean, if I deliver a really "sweet" and sincere apology and others are around, isn't she less likely to get angry because if she does, it'll make her look bad?

>>53130537
*puts my hand on your shoulder*
ive been meaning to tell you this for a while but--
*hand morphs into a paw*
mmm ... yes
*animorphs and sits on the ottoman*
are there any questions?
*purs*

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>>53130418
>>53130611
apologising is for the weak jeff

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alright lads going to study abroad next year

should I go to Hong Kong or Tokyo?

(HK is hotter, more anglicised see pic, Tokyo is more culture shock, but not isolated like HK and I can see Japan)

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>it's a "Australia has a psychotic episode" thread

>>53130716
Hong Kong is comfy mate, you can get a ferry to any of those islands for like 50p, they're like buses.
Although I do wanna go Japan someday too

>>53130716
go to HK and set up your own alibaba

doing a wank lads doing a poo
doing a long hard think about you

How many actual pakis do you think post in /brit/?

I feel like there's probably at least several, they rarely make themselves known for obvious reasons.

Scum 2bh

>>53130723
>>it's a "Australia has a psychotic episode" thread


like um nice try sweetie :) x

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35231046
>The men were of Arab or North African appearance
This isn't even funny anymore, genuinely feel sorry for the Krauts

need my willy sucked RIGHT NOW

reply to this post or i swear down ill rip your fucking throat out

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I have decided to make my wallpaper the Japanese flag however I have four options to decide from

fuck sakes you kissless cunt I just wrote out a fucking James Joyce paragraph least you could do is give me a (You)

people these days honestly

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someone needs to shoop Kev into pic related

>>53130418
if you have to ask how to make your apology, you're probably not that sorry.

Think I might go back up to uni tomorrow haha

>>53130716
You should come to the Motherland.

>>53130774
every anime and gook poster

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naturally this is a very difficult decision

>>53130627
>>53130537
>>53130410
>>53130303
>>53130236
>>53130180
>>53129996
>>53129967
>>53129860
>>53129837
>>53129781
>>53129676
great posts

Make way for the Molly Maguires
They're drinkers, they're liars but they're men
Make way for the Molly Maguires
You'll never see the likes of them again

Down the mines no sunlight shines
Those pits they're black as hell
In modest style they do their time
It's Paddy's prison cell
And they curse the day they've travelled far
Then drown their tears with a jar

So make way for the Molly Maguires
They're drinkers, they're liars but they're men
Make way for the Molly Maguires
You'll never see the likes of them again

Backs will break and muscles ache
Down there there's no time to dream
Of fields and farms, of womans arms
Just dig that bloody seam
Though they drain their bodies underground
Who'll dare to push them around

So make way for the Molly Maguires
They're drinkers, they're liars but they're men
Make way for the Molly Maguires
You'll never see the likes of them again.

>>53130815
[begins to force-choke Padme]

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I even have a Japanese battle flag to think about

>>53128434
>>53128434
>>53128434
new thread time

quick, new thread before the yank posts his gay one

@53130815
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!

>>53130851
I think the constant fedora poster(s) is also a paki.

Anything that requires little to no originality and has a heavy mentally retarded vibe to it. I always assume those posts are from pakis.

>>53130884
go away

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I just realized I have more than I thought

>>53130881
add me on fb lad

New

>>53130944

>>53130944

>>53130944

>>53130944

>>53130944

>>53130959
i am a lass

>new
>>53130953
>>53130953

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This is sort of a Japanese flag

>>53130826
I am sorry but I'm also very nervous and I know that I need to do a proper apology which I don't do often. Plus it's going to be difficult to find the right time to do it.

>>53130649
Stop being edgy

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And lastly

>>53130970
well then DOUBLE add me on FB ahaha ha ha

>>53130976
BTFO

did a poo

>>53130970
HAHAHA wat the HEEEEEEEEEEEECK(ERZ) add him on (>>53131043) on fb so i can subject you to ye olde stalkeroo >:)

>>53130723
a what>>53130988

>>53131113
haha oh MY god lad I am SO embarrased OMFG hahaha im trying to PICK up chix lad and u PULL Thissssssssssss oMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

good banter though love banter oMFGGGGGGGGG Bhahahaha

>>53131026
fuck off yank