This is an Art Attack.
the birth of venus was commissioned by the rulers of a city state 600 years ago
who knows what people will think of elephant shit artwork made by some guy in 600 years time
opinions on art are always going to be impermanent and fluctuate from generation to generation as the world's culture develops and changes, you just can't compare 2 such radically different pieces to each other
the saddest part is there are actual people on this website who believe this
you people would learn so much from googling simple things before running your pseudo intellectual little mouths about things you know nothing of on 4chan
This is art
>you people would learn so much from googling simple things before running your pseudo intellectual little mouths about things you know nothing of on 4chan
>There are literally people here that have studied art.
Ah lads just did a poo and I had to clean the bowl but there was still a bit of toilet paper in their, I put the brush in to start scrubbing and the paper turned to mush all over the brush and it just won't come off, I've made a proper mess.
Mum is gonna go fucking mental!
>Plebs with no prior knowledge or proper artistic education talking about art like their opinions matter
Gf wants to go out and do something
Wake her up at 10am, then 11am and again at 11:30am (now)
She moans and complains and goes back to sleep
I tell her she has to actually get up if she wants to do something
Moans and complains then reluctantly gets the fuck out of bed to get ready
One is objectively better than the other.
I have an aquarium that weighs 180kg. Do you think I went to IKEA to buy a cheap chipboard table to put it on and have it break?
No I made my own stand out of real lumber and not pressed sawdust.
>No I made my own stand out of real lumber and not pressed sawdust.
>ive spent the past half hour studying art on google
As an art graduate working in costa coffee I can confirm that modern art is generally bullshit, but not entirely. Modern art has its merits, and there is a degree of truth to the "art is subjective" argument. But when you actually study art, it's quite easy to point out the real modern artists from people blatantly making pure shit "because art"
This is one example where an outside opinion actually has more value than someone who has studied the subject.
Someone who has studied art is wrapped in all the bullshit and groupthink that makes modern art education. Whereas an outside observer can easily call out the bullshit.
It's why most cities have a police & crime commissioner as the head of their police, who isn't a police officer and has never been in the police. He's a politician that can cut through the polices bullshit groupthink.
I'm going to buy a new desk for my computer because I really need one. Then I'll split the money up evenly and put them into separate high-end bank accounts like Coutts etc. I'll then sit on the money for a year and only after a year when I gain vast interest on it, I will only spend the interest I earned in that year. Meaning I never lose money.
i did no work and got a U in art gcse 3 years ago
i cant actually find a price for the birth of venus since its so intrinsically valuable for being so packed with allegory and influential on renaissance artwork, it seems to have just gone straight to a gallery upon discovery in 2003
both paintings would be judged on different merits since the point of the holy virgin mary is clearly not for literary allegory or technical skill
i have no idea WHAT the point is, apparently something about black madonna and cave paintings, but youve got to leave judgement to the people who can discern the meaning
going to go out on a limb and assume im the most educated one here going by what was being said in the last thread
>Do you think I went to IKEA to buy a cheap chipboard table to put it on and have it break?
>No I made my own stand out of real lumber and not pressed sawdust.
I forgot, schools are actually indoctrination centres. No one actually needs to be taught about art, just like how no one actually needs to be taught about music or literature, because the underlying theories, ideas and history are immediately obvious to everyone except those dumb enough to study it.
if your openness to experience score is below 75% then you are not allowed to take part in this debate
God said he would never flood the earth again.
Britain is Sodom and Gomorrah waiting to happen, but he won't flood us.
Doom is coming to the U.K. though for being a godless society.
>Being better at something doesn't mean what you produce is more valuable
>Cheap products that are poorly made are just as good as well made products
Why is /brit/ so stupid sometimes?
I'll just give people the benefit of the doubt and assume people are arguing for the sake of arguing and don't actually believe what they're saying.
>boo hoo how can the government allow the homeless to suffer on our streets and not put them in housing
>boo hoo how can the government be so callous to syrian refugees. put them in houses now!
erm, what about all those homeless people that need our help first?
>they've had all the opportunity in the world to help themselves by living in a 1st world country.
what the fuck?
>going to go out on a limb and assume im the most educated one here going by what was being said in the last thread
I have just returned from holiday courtesy of Ryanair. During the flight, the cabin crew were punting the Ryanair charity scratch cards. They were selling them using the children's hospice charity CHAS which, they said, benefited from their sale. They also said that you had the chance of winning 1 million euro. They must have sold at least 25 cards on board our flight. On later investigation, I discovered that in 2013 they sold about 16 million euro worth of scratch cards, and distributed 55,000 euro to charities, ie about 0.3%, or less than 1 cent for each 2 euro scratch card went to charity. There is also only one card per year with the chance of winning the million euro, but if you are lucky enough to get this card, you are then invited to choose from 125 envelopes, only one of which has a cheque for 1 million euro. The million euro will only be won once every 125 years. This is an utterly cynical way for Ryanair to increase their profits, using a children's cancer charity to do so. They could hardly stoop any lower.
The point of art is the same as everything else we buy or consume, to gain utility. The art is judged by everyone that knows about it because the utility they gain from owning it creates the value it's worth today.
travel the world and then settle down in a country manor in somerset with whichever gold digging qt I have acquired along the way
and when she tries to divorce me I'll just blow up the house with us both inside
I actually did GCSE art back in 2005 and there was non of this "art is anything you want" bullshit.
We focused on technical skill and were taught how to be better at drawing and painting.
Seems to me that it's a fairly recent thing.
>buy mummy and daddy a big house in new zealand
>buy a little pacific island
>have another big house and docks built on there
>buy a little sailboat
>buy a gf
>sail the seas with gf
>travel the world with gf
>buy an accountant to make me richer
>buy the rights to fallout
>bribe hiro to range ban yanks from /int/ and give me a nice gold plated name
>drink myself to death at age 30
the point of art is to convey either a narrative or raw emotion
artists dont dedicate their life to their craft to get rich or famous, hence why they're all mentally ill emaciated freaks with horrible hygiene
Art is not measured purely by skill. Nor is it measured purely by subjectiveness.
You could have someone today imitate a painting style of what you would consider great, like Renaissance for example, but you could still see through it as just a vapid imitation.
The value of art is measured by a mixture of skill, meaning and soul. Modern art is not inherently trash, but it is easy to spot modern art that is vapid, and a condition of people brought up thinking "anything is art. Art is subjective"
Subjectiveness simply measures whether you like it or not, not the measure of value. It's a separate thing
>I actually did GCSE art back in 2005
These are the people that think their opinion on art matters.
>I actually did GCSE art back in 2005 and there was non of this "art is anything you want" bullshit.
>i learned how to apply a paintbrush to sugar paper and sketch fruit bowls
>when i was 16 years old
>11 years ago
alright haha didnt realise pablo fucking picasso was in the building i defer to you
well what it comes down to is, are the front legs of a dog more like arms or more like legs?
personally I've seen my dog use his front legs in a very armlike way on many occasions, for example to knock a tennis ball around or claw a dog treat into a more favourable position to eat it
therefore I support model B
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Blairite? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the NKVD, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids alongside Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in vote rigging and I’m the top commie sleeper agent in the entire Parliamentary Labour Party. You are nothing to me but just another Capitalist pig. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the benches? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the """Russian Federation""" and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, cyka. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call life. You’re fucking dead, nonce. I can be at a rally anywhere, anytime, and I can discredit you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my questions at PMQs. Not only am I extensively trained in the ways of cultural Marxism, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Twitter and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Labour benches, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn nonce. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, cucko.
>Buy 3 gfs
>Feed them up to at least 50 stone each
>Visit Unis all over the cunt
>Offer straight petite qt's who are struggling with debt £500,000 if they can last a 90 minute facesitting session with my gf
>Don't tell them how heavy they are
>Make them sign a contract with a compulsory extra 30 minutes from the point they say the safeword
>Film it all
>Do many happy faps for the rest of my days
no need m8, just order a kettlebell, start light and follow one of the workouts on youtube, you can do it all at home
I'm not winding you up here if you stick with it and start to see some minor results it becomes much easier to continue and turn it into a habit
Kek no but I am no so oblivious that I would critique art with my GCSE knowledge of art.
Reminds me of the guy on question time who thought the economy was like buying 4 pints at 3 pound each with a £10. YOU'RE BORROWING MONEY, IT'S NOT HARD GUYS.
>A bunch of autistic neets arguing over what art is
See you later losers I'm off to my night manager job at JJB
Anyone remember afinedayforbananafish?
She was the qtiest and legit funniest camwhore going before /b/ got her band from the cam site, now her videos are hard as fuck to find. Fucking hate /b/ desu.
>Top bosses will have earned more money by the end of Tuesday than the average worker will do in a year, campaign group the High Pay Centre has claimed.
>The group has declared the day Fat Cat Tuesday, based on chief executives earning £5m a year, compared with the median UK salary of £27,645.
don't like this gimmick of naming days after things
I'd like to see how long I could get away with buying shit like 20k gaming computer and making my basement a full on NEET palace before they noticed, whilst they still pay the bills of course...
Don't know why I scored so low on morality. I consider myself quite moral. I don't go out every friday and get "pissed", I don't do drugs. And I give the odd pound to tramps.
Rate my gf
(I personally think she's a 9/10 but she's getting on my fucking nerves lately)
>Don't know why I scored so low on morality. I consider myself quite moral. I don't go out every friday and get "pissed", I don't do drugs. And I give the odd pound to tramps.
>The mayor of Cologne has summoned police for crisis talks after about 80 women reported sexual assaults and muggings by men on New Year's Eve.
>City police chief Wolfgang Albers called it "a completely new dimension of crime". The men were of Arab or North African appearance, he said
If only there was some sort of trend in all these random sexual assualts across europe.
They probably mean the leftist rebranding of morality and I scored badly.
This is an art
WHY IS HE SO OLD?????
So let's be honest, /brit/
Most of you are ignorant bigots who have had everything from your political ideology to your rent money spoon fed to you by your parents. You haven't struggled and therefor lack empathy.
Also, your hatred of blacks stems from your penis envy. Your tiny pecker is blatantly obvious when you're someone who promotes guns so badly. A real man doesn't need a weapon. You overcompensate for so much, but it's clear as day to all that you're a nigger cock envying cuck who needs rifles to compensate for his tiny dick.
An unnarmed, enlightened white guy with a big cock
Isn't their immigration policy a big enough clue for you?
The gf just booked a "girls holiday" to magaluf.
I've got nothing to worry about, right? I mean, I checked and she DID only book it with a bunch of her all female friends. There's nothing wrong with friends going on holiday together. I don't want to stop her going out with friends
just had one
gonna masturbate and watch cartoons
It's not called "shagaluf" for nothing.
She's going to have 5 cocks in her mouth every night. Expect a text message at 3am telling you how much she loves you and misses you, then when she returns, will be weird and distant with you
You sound like my mate
He's a major pleb but he thinks he's on to some next level shit all the time and talks to me as if I don't know anything about music
I've managed to restrain myself from revealing my power level but I don't know how much longer I can resist
I unironically have an iPhone 6
it's my first phone because I'm an autist who doesn't want to talk to people, my mum got it for me when I turned 18 in an attempt to make me more social. It did kind of work though to be fair.
>Go to check her last seen time on whatsapp to see if she's ignoring my messages
>Accidentally press the call button
I'm fucking finished lads.
>during work hours
>Ctrl + F
so the normies were behind this gimmick all along?
The mask worn by Edward John Louis Paisnel, dubbed the Beast of Jersey, a notorious sex offender who terrorised the Channel Island of Jersey for a period of eleven years from 1960. He entered homes at night dressed in a rubber mask and nail-studded wristlets, attacking women and children.
Housemate is currently making lunch and listening to a podcast about awakening his pineal gland.
He's a lot more happier than me and has a gf, maybe I should listen to podcasts too.
Then I'd recommend the drunken peasants podcast desu lad
>9 hours a week of listening to 3, sometimes 4 fat atheist stoners argue with religious people and legit schizophrenics
It's bretty gud ngl
Trying to listen to History of English podcast
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Good. You don't seriously want to show the world we'd let that retard in here do you?
> Wayne Rooney has been named England Player of the Year for 2015, retaining the title he won in 2014.