/brit/

cara

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Yugi boy

normies out desu
this is an anime imageboard

back from gym lads hahaha VERY good session

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Anyone wanna buy this rare pepe art?

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This is an Art Attack.

Did anyone take the personality test? Got "the protector" Tbh

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crayon pop

>>53123311
this is art

>>53123309
I got INFP aka "the lonely beta"

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THIS is an Art Attack

>>53123309
link la

>>53123326
this is art

>>53123115
the birth of venus was commissioned by the rulers of a city state 600 years ago
who knows what people will think of elephant shit artwork made by some guy in 600 years time
opinions on art are always going to be impermanent and fluctuate from generation to generation as the world's culture develops and changes, you just can't compare 2 such radically different pieces to each other

>>53123133
the saddest part is there are actual people on this website who believe this

>>53123195
http://www.slideshare.net/ShiraleeSaul/birth-of-modernism
http://socialiststudies.com/index.php/ESC/article/viewFile/320/296
http://arthistoryresources.net/modernism/roots.html
http://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2011/sep/20/postmodernism-10-key-moments
http://www.hprweb.com/2013/03/how-did-we-get-into-this-mess-the-legacy-of-postmodernism/
http://faculty.georgetown.edu/irvinem/theory/pomo.html
you people would learn so much from googling simple things before running your pseudo intellectual little mouths about things you know nothing of on 4chan

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>>53123317

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This is art

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShGVCembq70

>>53123237
Make next one for Mark Speight (RIP)

>>53123272
They're both tables, what's the difference?

>>53123309
Got the ''inspector'' Tbh

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THIS IS ART ATTACK

alri lads

>>53123362
Haha so wacky :')

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>you people would learn so much from googling simple things before running your pseudo intellectual little mouths about things you know nothing of on 4chan

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>There are literally people here that have studied art.

>>53123412
Good post.

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Ah lads just did a poo and I had to clean the bowl but there was still a bit of toilet paper in their, I put the brush in to start scrubbing and the paper turned to mush all over the brush and it just won't come off, I've made a proper mess.
Mum is gonna go fucking mental!

>>53123354
what are you doing

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>>53123404

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>Plebs with no prior knowledge or proper artistic education talking about art like their opinions matter

>>53123413
i studied art in year 7 and 8

>>53123354
>he payed 27k for an art history degree and is now boasting about it on 4chan
lmaoing@urlyfe

>>53123410
tell me im wrong you ignorant insect

>>53123413
ive spent the past half hour studying art on google and ive learned a lot, its not hard

>>53123434
wasting my time

>>53123354
The timescale is irrelevant. Value currently tells us which piece of art is "better" at the moment.

>>53123436
omg I just want to be her lmao haha

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Gf wants to go out and do something
Wake her up at 10am, then 11am and again at 11:30am (now)
She moans and complains and goes back to sleep
I tell her she has to actually get up if she wants to do something
Moans and complains then reluctantly gets the fuck out of bed to get ready

>>53123385
One is objectively better than the other.

I have an aquarium that weighs 180kg. Do you think I went to IKEA to buy a cheap chipboard table to put it on and have it break?

No I made my own stand out of real lumber and not pressed sawdust.

Imagine being so rich you could afford to spend £100,000,000 on a piece of paper that was scribbled on by an art school student.

>>53123464
does anyone have the webm this is from

>>53123464
the only girls i know who sleep in past 9 are fucking slobs.

like guys can sleep a bit later and be alright but every single girl i've met who sleeps past then is a slob.

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>>53123480
>No I made my own stand out of real lumber and not pressed sawdust.

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>ive spent the past half hour studying art on google

>>53123480
I could proper fuck up your gay little table irl

lads, do you all have your fantasy planned out if you were to win £60m on euromillions? I'm gonna buy a huge house in earl's court and take drugs until I die

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>>53123458

Business Idea : put willies up my bum for money

As an art graduate working in costa coffee I can confirm that modern art is generally bullshit, but not entirely. Modern art has its merits, and there is a degree of truth to the "art is subjective" argument. But when you actually study art, it's quite easy to point out the real modern artists from people blatantly making pure shit "because art"

>>53123525

i'll shit you out like yesterdays sausage you big bent twat

>>53123480
Table wanker loves his fucking oak hand crafted tables

>>53123533
Give it all to the Syrian refugees

>>53123437
This is one example where an outside opinion actually has more value than someone who has studied the subject.

Someone who has studied art is wrapped in all the bullshit and groupthink that makes modern art education. Whereas an outside observer can easily call out the bullshit.

It's why most cities have a police & crime commissioner as the head of their police, who isn't a police officer and has never been in the police. He's a politician that can cut through the polices bullshit groupthink.

>>53123533
yeah i'm gonna buy a nice handcrafted oak table and a nice ikea plywood table

>>53123533
donate it all to jeremy corbyn for president campaign

>>53123546
she's such a f*kn fashionista rofl
I wish everyone could be this kerazy

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>>53123480
>I have an aquarium

>>53123580
why bother with the oak one? ikea tables serve the same purpose and are more or less as good

>>53123533
Going to buy my own branch of JJB sports

>>53123447

>guy who's """"studied"""" art for half an hour using google thinks he knows more than an artist who's studied art their whole life

>>53123533
I'm going to buy a new desk for my computer because I really need one. Then I'll split the money up evenly and put them into separate high-end bank accounts like Coutts etc. I'll then sit on the money for a year and only after a year when I gain vast interest on it, I will only spend the interest I earned in that year. Meaning I never lose money.

>>53123603
i have the money to faff about with spendo tables duh!

>>53123443
i did no work and got a U in art gcse 3 years ago

>>53123454
i cant actually find a price for the birth of venus since its so intrinsically valuable for being so packed with allegory and influential on renaissance artwork, it seems to have just gone straight to a gallery upon discovery in 2003
both paintings would be judged on different merits since the point of the holy virgin mary is clearly not for literary allegory or technical skill
i have no idea WHAT the point is, apparently something about black madonna and cave paintings, but youve got to leave judgement to the people who can discern the meaning

>>53123612
going to go out on a limb and assume im the most educated one here going by what was being said in the last thread

>>53123603
Until you want to put any kind of weight on it.

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>Do you think I went to IKEA to buy a cheap chipboard table to put it on and have it break?
>No I made my own stand out of real lumber and not pressed sawdust.

I've noticed there is a lot of flooding in this country now, the rise of which has correleated with the increase in homosexual acceptance and abortions.

If I could do one thing, I'd destroy every piece of art. I'd love to see all the pretentious snobby fags cry over it.

>>53123577
I forgot, schools are actually indoctrination centres. No one actually needs to be taught about art, just like how no one actually needs to be taught about music or literature, because the underlying theories, ideas and history are immediately obvious to everyone except those dumb enough to study it.

>>53123658
That would be a piece of art in itself

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if your openness to experience score is below 75% then you are not allowed to take part in this debate

>>53123533

Keep quiet about it, tell only family and to everyone else pretend Im still working instead of spunking it all when Im in my early 20s. And invest

>>53123657
God said he would never flood the earth again.
Britain is Sodom and Gomorrah waiting to happen, but he won't flood us.
Doom is coming to the U.K. though for being a godless society.

diagnosed with asperger's lads

>>53123654
nice sword post ur build senpai

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Been up all night thinking about this lads.

>>53123683
look at this gay twat

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>Being better at something doesn't mean what you produce is more valuable
>Cheap products that are poorly made are just as good as well made products

Why is /brit/ so stupid sometimes?

I'll just give people the benefit of the doubt and assume people are arguing for the sake of arguing and don't actually believe what they're saying.

>>53123629
>>53123684
Wise posts

>>53123704
a obv

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gonna watch some anime lads

I studied at Art School for 3 years, it was a bunch of pretentious wank.

day 1:
>boo hoo how can the government allow the homeless to suffer on our streets and not put them in housing

day 2:
>boo hoo how can the government be so callous to syrian refugees. put them in houses now!

erm, what about all those homeless people that need our help first?

>they've had all the opportunity in the world to help themselves by living in a 1st world country.

what the fuck?

>>53123645

>going to go out on a limb and assume im the most educated one here going by what was being said in the last thread

http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20131125-why-the-stupid-say-theyre-smart

>>53123697
You don't say?
You, autistic? Never would've fucking guessed it

I have just returned from holiday courtesy of Ryanair. During the flight, the cabin crew were punting the Ryanair charity scratch cards. They were selling them using the children's hospice charity CHAS which, they said, benefited from their sale. They also said that you had the chance of winning 1 million euro. They must have sold at least 25 cards on board our flight. On later investigation, I discovered that in 2013 they sold about 16 million euro worth of scratch cards, and distributed 55,000 euro to charities, ie about 0.3%, or less than 1 cent for each 2 euro scratch card went to charity. There is also only one card per year with the chance of winning the million euro, but if you are lucky enough to get this card, you are then invited to choose from 125 envelopes, only one of which has a cheque for 1 million euro. The million euro will only be won once every 125 years. This is an utterly cynical way for Ryanair to increase their profits, using a children's cancer charity to do so. They could hardly stoop any lower.

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Rate my personality hehe

Just did a poo in the loo - is it art?

>>53123645
The point of art is the same as everything else we buy or consume, to gain utility. The art is judged by everyone that knows about it because the utility they gain from owning it creates the value it's worth today.

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Stitched up the establishment

>>53123678
I don't need a £30k degree to know which pretty picture is the most pretty.

>>53123704
To cover their genitals, bum and sit around their spine? The answer is B

>>53123533
travel the world and then settle down in a country manor in somerset with whichever gold digging qt I have acquired along the way
and when she tries to divorce me I'll just blow up the house with us both inside

>>53123704
Is this even an argument?
It's obviously B
How is the dog supposed to wear a shirt in A?

>>53123750
>self consciousness

you're ugly, remember that.

>>53123734
Le epic strawman!!

>>53123726

>obv

You wear pants that cover your arms, stomach and legs but leave your entire backside open to the wind?

Don't answer you probably do you massive poofter

>>53123754

I don't think cave men drew on the walls of their caves to improve its market value.

That You Don't Own Me song is complete shite, and it's always being played.

>>53123729
I actually did GCSE art back in 2005 and there was non of this "art is anything you want" bullshit.

We focused on technical skill and were taught how to be better at drawing and painting.

Seems to me that it's a fairly recent thing.

>>53123752
all art is poo
but not all poo is art

>>53123743
you don't know me

i'm just another faceless figure on your favourite japanese animation imageboard

>>53123274
Dost doth dare challenge I and mine deck?

>>53123790
Actually I've been told I'm handsome by dates :)

>>53123807

That's because you were learning the basics.

>>53123533
>buy mummy and daddy a big house in new zealand
>buy a little pacific island
>have another big house and docks built on there
>buy a little sailboat
>buy a gf
>sail the seas with gf
>travel the world with gf
>buy an accountant to make me richer
>buy the rights to fallout
>bribe hiro to range ban yanks from /int/ and give me a nice gold plated name
>drink myself to death at age 30

>>53123754
the point of art is to convey either a narrative or raw emotion
artists dont dedicate their life to their craft to get rich or famous, hence why they're all mentally ill emaciated freaks with horrible hygiene

>>53123762
>implying a £30k degree is the only way to have some sort of education
Why fall for a false dichotomy?

>>53123750
you've a fucking shit personality but i bet mine is shitter

give me a link and i'll prove it

IT STILL PULLS ME DOWN
STILL PULLS ME DOWN
I'M ALREADY SO LOW

>>53123796
Again, it's not the intention of the art that matters. But what it does today. Although i guess past intentions could factor into the utlity derived from owning it.

>>53123828
THEY WERE LYING TO YOUR FACE

>>53123835
So "The basics" are technical skill and ability. And the "advanced" is throwing those all in the bin and shitting on the canvas?

Isn't that backwards?

Art is not measured purely by skill. Nor is it measured purely by subjectiveness.
You could have someone today imitate a painting style of what you would consider great, like Renaissance for example, but you could still see through it as just a vapid imitation.
The value of art is measured by a mixture of skill, meaning and soul. Modern art is not inherently trash, but it is easy to spot modern art that is vapid, and a condition of people brought up thinking "anything is art. Art is subjective"

Subjectiveness simply measures whether you like it or not, not the measure of value. It's a separate thing

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>>53123807
>I actually did GCSE art back in 2005

These are the people that think their opinion on art matters.

Can't imagine myself ever being anything other than a socially inept virgin beta desu haha

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>>53123807
>I actually did GCSE art back in 2005 and there was non of this "art is anything you want" bullshit.

>>53123807
>i learned how to apply a paintbrush to sugar paper and sketch fruit bowls
>when i was 16 years old
>11 years ago
alright haha didnt realise pablo fucking picasso was in the building i defer to you

>>53123882

>trash

fuck off yank

>>53123896
get /fit/ lad
your self confidence will improve and everything else gradually falls into place

>>53123837
That may be the point or intention to the producer, but to the consumer, it's whatever he wants it to be

>>53123896

if you cant even imagine it then there's no hope.

immolate yourself at your nearest convenience.

>>53123918
>>53123887
t. spent 30k on a degree in "art"

imagine being elliot rodger

everything about his life was a meme

>>53123947
no im the 10 minutes on google one

>>53123704
well what it comes down to is, are the front legs of a dog more like arms or more like legs?

personally I've seen my dog use his front legs in a very armlike way on many occasions, for example to knock a tennis ball around or claw a dog treat into a more favourable position to eat it

therefore I support model B

>>53123929
Too scared to go to the gym haha

>>53123882
This
H
I
S

>>53123966
So I guess I've got more formal education in art then.

>>53123995
no no i did art gcse 3 years ago too
its over, i have the high ground

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>>53123759
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Blairite? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the NKVD, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids alongside Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in vote rigging and I’m the top commie sleeper agent in the entire Parliamentary Labour Party. You are nothing to me but just another Capitalist pig. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the benches? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the """Russian Federation""" and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, cyka. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call life. You’re fucking dead, nonce. I can be at a rally anywhere, anytime, and I can discredit you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my questions at PMQs. Not only am I extensively trained in the ways of cultural Marxism, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Twitter and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Labour benches, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn nonce. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, cucko.

>asked her for drinks over an hour ago
it's all over lads

>>53123533
Continue being a NEET in mummy and daddies house and Leech, NEET lyf is best lyf

>>53123533
>Buy 3 gfs
>Feed them up to at least 50 stone each
>Visit Unis all over the cunt
>Offer straight petite qt's who are struggling with debt £500,000 if they can last a 90 minute facesitting session with my gf
>Don't tell them how heavy they are
>Make them sign a contract with a compulsory extra 30 minutes from the point they say the safeword
>Film it all
>Do many happy faps for the rest of my days

>>53124020

>gif

fuck off

>>53123974
no need m8, just order a kettlebell, start light and follow one of the workouts on youtube, you can do it all at home
I'm not winding you up here if you stick with it and start to see some minor results it becomes much easier to continue and turn it into a habit

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>>53123947
Kek no but I am no so oblivious that I would critique art with my GCSE knowledge of art.

Reminds me of the guy on question time who thought the economy was like buying 4 pints at 3 pound each with a £10. YOU'RE BORROWING MONEY, IT'S NOT HARD GUYS.

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>A bunch of autistic neets arguing over what art is

See you later losers I'm off to my night manager job at JJB

Say my name

>>53124042
rich people are just privileged neets desu you could at least upgrade to a mansion for the 3 of you to wallow in your own filth in for the rest of your life

my name

>>53124063
>night manager job
you're a little early

>>53124069
Rasheed

daily politics lads

>>53124062
Why do you think your opinion matters then?

Anyone remember afinedayforbananafish?

She was the qtiest and legit funniest camwhore going before /b/ got her band from the cam site, now her videos are hard as fuck to find. Fucking hate /b/ desu.

have a have a look
1 pound fish
very very good
1 pound fish

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what a bloody LAD

>>53124113

>band

>>53123974
don't order a kettlebell, just do bodyweight exercises in your bedroom and go for a run (find a quite area to run if your self conscious)

£70 just to fix a lightning port on an iphone

ffs

>>53124107
Didn't offer an opinion. Just laughed at yours :) x

>>53124160
>he fell for the Apple meme

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>when your gf farts

>>53124095
>JJB
incredibly late morelike

>Top bosses will have earned more money by the end of Tuesday than the average worker will do in a year, campaign group the High Pay Centre has claimed.
>The group has declared the day Fat Cat Tuesday, based on chief executives earning £5m a year, compared with the median UK salary of £27,645.

don't like this gimmick of naming days after things

>>53124084
I'd like to see how long I could get away with buying shit like 20k gaming computer and making my basement a full on NEET palace before they noticed, whilst they still pay the bills of course...

>>53124205
THE BANKERS THE BONUSES

>>53124160
Good goy

>>53124205
don't like this gimmick of caring about inequality Tbh

How do people over the age of 15 unironically like shit like one direction and Justin Bieber

>Justin Bieber makes choons now
Fuck off

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just bought this for the gf

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Don't know why I scored so low on morality. I consider myself quite moral. I don't go out every friday and get "pissed", I don't do drugs. And I give the odd pound to tramps.

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Rate my gf

(I personally think she's a 9/10 but she's getting on my fucking nerves lately)

>>53124260
autism, the result

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>Don't know why I scored so low on morality. I consider myself quite moral. I don't go out every friday and get "pissed", I don't do drugs. And I give the odd pound to tramps.

>>53124260
Pass the link lad

>>53124260
whats the point of living if you don't do drugs

took a cheeky extra 10 minutes for lunch haha ;)

>>53124279
her lips look like a dogs arsehole - 2/10

>>53124279
Not kidding here m8 but 6.5/10 she has weird eyes and lips

Bin her ASAP

>>53124291
pounding tramps sounds pretty immoral.

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TURN ON BBC2

>>53124299
Putting people like you on crosses

>>53124355
>hello I am a massive boring cunt
lol

>>53124254
Justin Bieber is hot

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35231046
>The mayor of Cologne has summoned police for crisis talks after about 80 women reported sexual assaults and muggings by men on New Year's Eve.
>City police chief Wolfgang Albers called it "a completely new dimension of crime". The men were of Arab or North African appearance, he said

If only there was some sort of trend in all these random sexual assualts across europe.

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>>53124388
>hello I am a student

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They probably mean the leftist rebranding of morality and I scored badly.

>>53124355
That Scottish bloke is the most Scottish looking person I've ever seen

Phew this weed is fucking dank lads

>>53124419
Oh you mean Christianity

>>53124419

>gif

fuck off

why do plens obsess over the slags from Game of Thrones

they're 7/10 at best, I see fitter slags down the chipper on a friday night

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This is an art

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPqtL1dtrlA

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would ye

>>53124519

>chipper

good lad

>>53124524
oh aye

>>53124519
7/10 wouldnt bang

>>53124519
Natalie Dormer is perfect lad

>>53124485
I mean the thought that you need to have open door immigration and give all your money to the nearest african to be a moral person

>>53124582
Sounds like what Jesus would do

>>53124567
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPJSsAr2iu0

Remember that short lived gimmick of calling people "mert"?

I'm bringing it back desu

>>53124567
found one of them here

disgusting, leave your house now and then mate, there's far better looking girls out there

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Off to the chipper lads

>>53124616
Jesus didn't have rent to pay

>>53124611
tbf I can't blame the husband for continuing to pump her even though he knows she births goblins

>>53124567
you seen her tits bruv? saddest pair of knockers I've ever seen

>>53124650
>You're chip
>It's a chopper
>The chipper!

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>>53123237
WHY IS HE SO OLD?????

really glad i was born in the era of hot showers. a simple yet treasured luxury 2bh.

>Living room has been free all day
>Literally just transferring a file to my media centre to watch it
>Hear the TV being turned on by housemate

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>53124624
She looks better when she's in GoT, I prefer her with brown hair

>>53124628
>>53124679
>that smirk though
hnnnng

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what is going on with this bloke's nose

So let's be honest, /brit/

Most of you are ignorant bigots who have had everything from your political ideology to your rent money spoon fed to you by your parents. You haven't struggled and therefor lack empathy.

Also, your hatred of blacks stems from your penis envy. Your tiny pecker is blatantly obvious when you're someone who promotes guns so badly. A real man doesn't need a weapon. You overcompensate for so much, but it's clear as day to all that you're a nigger cock envying cuck who needs rifles to compensate for his tiny dick.

Sincerely,
An unnarmed, enlightened white guy with a big cock

>>53124747
You're a teenager aren't you

>>53124686
He's dead now

>>53124751
Looks like he's a dwarf straight out of Tolkien

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>>53124751

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>>53124751
Isn't their immigration policy a big enough clue for you?

>>53124751
Christ he's so ugly

The gf just booked a "girls holiday" to magaluf.
I've got nothing to worry about, right? I mean, I checked and she DID only book it with a bunch of her all female friends. There's nothing wrong with friends going on holiday together. I don't want to stop her going out with friends

Rolling a joint now

>>53124762

might want to edit it a bit more to make it fit in this context, mösstock

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>>53124834
oh heck

>>53124834
she sounds like a slag

>>53124834
>magaluf

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>>53124835
just had one
gonna masturbate and watch cartoons

>>53124834
mate...

https://youtu.be/4GuqB1BQVr4

Fucking right tune here

>>53124850

living the life.

>>53124834
Are you sheltered as fuck or trolling?
She's unironically going to get pissed as fuck every night and shag loads of #lads who are #ladsontour2016

>>53124834
Your relationship is officially over

>>53124834
if your gf has """friends""" then she's a slag and needs to be jettisoned

>>53124834
It's not called "shagaluf" for nothing.
She's going to have 5 cocks in her mouth every night. Expect a text message at 3am telling you how much she loves you and misses you, then when she returns, will be weird and distant with you

>>53124863
>the comments
THAT is what normies get up to on the Internet
Jesus Christ was a shit show

>>53124927
what year are you watching this in?

>>53124949
[current year]

https://youtu.be/HHgxOXEQaFU
Me and the lads

>>53124949
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬2016▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬

only commie corbyn could turn a shadow cabinet reshuffle into a 3-day rolling farce

Lads I listen to music that's been out a few year, me. Guess I just have taste like.

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Is this art?

if the jews are really gods chosen people why didnt he give them the land with oil but to the muslims

>>53124611
milf tbf

Is this art? https://youtu.be/Js2-t1sIfp4

>>53125034
You sound like my mate
He's a major pleb but he thinks he's on to some next level shit all the time and talks to me as if I don't know anything about music

I've managed to restrain myself from revealing my power level but I don't know how much longer I can resist

Had an offer for an interview. Googled the company and found out it was bullshit 100% commission door to door work even though they said it was customer services.

Hate that shit.

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>>53125107

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>>53125107
>Chosen

>>53125118
>not googling the company before applying.

>>53125159
>these huge swathes of land full of oil are ours because this old book says so

>>53125198
I'm just throwing applications everywhere.

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>>53125107
>Designated mind controllers

>>53125217
good lad, don't listen to this twat >>53125198

you can always just not turn up to the interview

>>53125207
Yes
They are God's chosen people so they should get the oil not some stinky shitskins

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What's everyone want from the bar?

>>53125273
pint of tap water

>>53125190
Except the ridges on coins were first implemented in England 400 years later.

>>53125273
1664

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>>53125273
A pile of dead kikes 2bh

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phones? what phones you all have then?

>>53125207
Welcome to the war in the Middle East

>>53125313
samsung

>>53125313
need a fat arse gf t︂b︂︂h

>>53125301
>OY VEY
Where does it say otherwise?

Just bought two pairs of cheap trackie pants from the asda to start running ahha

>>53125313
Samsung galaxy

>>53125313
I unironically have an iPhone 6
it's my first phone because I'm an autist who doesn't want to talk to people, my mum got it for me when I turned 18 in an attempt to make me more social. It did kind of work though to be fair.

>>53125313
LG Nexus 5

>>53125256
it takes about 30 seconds to check up on a company

>>53125359
good idea

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>>53125359

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Reminder

>>53125400
>branded clothing
capitalist pig

>>53125444
JIDF OUT

>predictions that UKIP will surge in Wales

Not sure what to feel about this

we used to make things in this country

>>53125444
t. Barbara Lerner Spectre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFE0qAiofMQ

>>53125400
When he becomes supreme leader that will be the mandatory national uniform

messaged her a good 2 hours ago and still no reply

>>53125468
wales is 98% white

>>53125504
has she seen the message?

free steve avery Tbh

Off to buy a £10 ikea phone lads it will no doubt be just as good as an Samsung or LG

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>>53125468
Happy desu!

>>53125503
Hopefully that'll drop prices. £100 for an Addidas tracksuit is ridiculous.

>>53125482
We still do

>>53125504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpyQi3SEuuY

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>Go to check her last seen time on whatsapp to see if she's ignoring my messages
>Accidentally press the call button
I'm fucking finished lads.

>>53125517
on tinder but definitely yes
before that we were messaging every 15-20 minutes?

>>53125538
>He doesn't hand carve his own mobile phones

>>53125542
They're not that ridiculous if people pay for them

>>53125571
maybe she just fell asleep

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>during work hours
>Ctrl + F
>"FONT"
>0 matches

figures...

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>>53125512
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>53125593
nah it happened after I asked her out for drinks
that's alright, I already got a girl to agree to drinks today B)

>>53125631
I'm off to work in a bit

What does a culture secretary do? Sounds like a made up job.

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me in the middle (under the crane)

>>53125592
Thinking I might just buy one of the cheaper ones for £31.50 since its on sale. Not like I'm seriously going to wear it for exercise.

Who else /925/ here?

>>53125657
Love the Tom Jones meme when ever Wales claims to be white

>>53125698
very shiny

>>53125698
is this meant to be the chink version of the Lincoln memorial?

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>>53125631
so the normies were behind this gimmick all along?

>>53125691
Someone has to plan all the Muslim and African festivals while completely ignoring British culture lad

>>53125631
I'm a normie at work

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The mask worn by Edward John Louis Paisnel, dubbed the Beast of Jersey, a notorious sex offender who terrorised the Channel Island of Jersey for a period of eleven years from 1960. He entered homes at night dressed in a rubber mask and nail-studded wristlets, attacking women and children.

>>53125480

>people unironically live in london

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpN_SXTTWEI

>>53125691
Manage arts funding and sport and shit

not sure which I like more, daytime /brit/ or 3AM /brit/

actually too many JFs at 3AM, daytime is the most comfy

>this SNP lad is getting blown the fuck out

>>53125631
Id say it's mostly down to kids being in school than it is wageslaves being at work

>>53125790
>have you done anything so far?

>>53125759
Does ANYONE normal live on jersey

>>53125815
muh ferries

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Housemate is currently making lunch and listening to a podcast about awakening his pineal gland.

He's a lot more happier than me and has a gf, maybe I should listen to podcasts too.

>>53125759
Haha, what a lad!

the dog's doing his nut outside again because people are in the garden next door haha


"woof woof woof bark bark bark" he's saying ahahahahahahaha

>>53125759
Did no one ever tell him to not be so RUDE!?

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>>53125842
wont help you lad

>>53125842
Then I'd recommend the drunken peasants podcast desu lad

>9 hours a week of listening to 3, sometimes 4 fat atheist stoners argue with religious people and legit schizophrenics
It's bretty gud ngl

>should trump be let into the UK?
>let's ask a paki, a bender and a yank

wow

>inclusive culture

>>53125842
Maybe you suck him off haha

>weezers blue album isn't the greatest alt rock album ever released
*Tips fedora*

>>53125869
Thought that said dad and was a bit confused lol

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>>53125939
Trying to listen to History of English podcast

why was 4chan excluded from the wayback machine? bit racist iyam