>tfw can drink milk without getting diarrhea
Mexicans will never know what this is like
>tfw my country is smaller than his state yet has contributed much more to the world and is generally richer than all mexicans combined
>He has a Kenyan president but his country isnt Kenya
>His country had philosophers and now owes shitloads of money
>He can't live without his head
>The City of Boston has a higher GDP than his country
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>He's not like the badass headless horseman
>My state literally has higher GDP than his """""""""nation"""""""""
>his country is full of chainsaw-wielding spics
Russia first ones to Pluto and beyond?