after listening to 40 languages, this is what I think about how

>>53119655
also, the more i listen to welsh, the cooler it sounds.

>>53119655
>german sounds cool/cute

t. raus reinhold

Japanese stresses me out sometimes personally
Korean is pretty soothing if it's regular speaking (especially like a radio tall show) and not yelling

>>53119838
it does, anon.

>tfw don't yet have my german qt3.14 to make saurkraut for me
it's a feel, alright.

>tfw no perfect french angel to make frog legs and 100 different cheeses for you

just fuck my shit up, i guess.

>>53119655
Used to find German and Russian bad, now I love them. Acquire tastes.

>>53119838
> raus reinhold
löl

He's right though

>>53120040
I have to say swedishanon, your language sounds very silly to me.

>>53120129
and your language sounds cool and I would probably enjoy learning it.

Swedish is adorable on women.

>>53119655

Honestly Arabic is probably one of the best sounding languages, too bad it belongs to some shitty people.

>>53120218
irish is adorable, irish-anon.

>>53120326
arab is pig disgusting

>t. american
Yeah, you didn't need to write that
I can see your flag and your nationality just shines through your stupid post

>>53120326
You can't be serious m8:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MBgrYEfCto

>>53120326

t. Umar al New Zealandi

>>53120676
tbqh australian accent is fucking nails on a chalkboard

German sounds awful m8

>>53119655
Russian is so fucking cool. I played Metro 2033 in Russian for full immersion and I absolutely fell in love with it

>>53120754
>hong kong
your entire existence is awful

>>53120708
dutch also sounds fucking silly

I'm sorry. I like gouda cheese, though, so thanks for that.

>>53120676

Nah mate, Arabic is great, but only when non-arabs speak it.

You also possess one of the worst accents in the world, you don't get a say.

>>53120701
your accent sounds very boring finland shh

>>53119655
>german is cute/cool
Everything said in german sounds like an execution order

>>53121688
poland I said your accent was qt3.14 so just hush

>>53119655
>french
>cute
more like autistic

that girl is attractive in a strange way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBVHl3QjFWI

>>53122257
no, it's qt3.14

>will never have your adorable angel/10 french qt bake you a baguette with frog legs for dinner

why even go on with life

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>>53119655
Deal with it you albino redneck

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>>53122328
>tfw fattest ugliest faggot in the universe can go to israel and pull a perfect jewish princess and you're literally at least an 8/10 and can't be any jewgrills special goy

JUST

>>53122328
it's her eyes, and her smile/laugh, I can't keep my eyes off of her

>>53122559
He's not ugly. She's ugly as fuck. You're delusional

>>53122257
... india ...

Hila

>>53122600
>greece
>calling anyone ugly
lmao you guys are literally the niggers of white people

hungarian is cute

>>53122662
Insult me all you want for all I care, Hila has an ugly jewish face and nothing will change that.

>>53122648
Hila is love, Hila is life

>>53122733
Wait, you guys are okay with Jews there?

>>53122728
Jews are known for having the best women of any race, stay mad greek faggot

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>>53122768
>Hila is pretty cute. I would date her if she wasn't a cunning Jewess

>>53122728
>>53122600
lol greeks are fucking ugly so you have no room to talk

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>>53120769
No, Hong Kong is absolutely great and the only bastion of culture independent of the woeful mess that is mainland China. So much more friendly, too, usually.

>>53122842
>says the guy with the seal of solomon in his flag

>>53122768
I'm probably the only Moroccan who doesn't hate jews but instead love them, I keep it a secret irl so that I don't get imprisoned or murdered

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>>53122887
I'm afraid your perception has been altered by hollywood. Keep praising jews, a true american tradition

>>53122914
Why do you hate jews so much? Are you one of those Egyptians immigrants in Greece? I don't see any other explanation

>>53123098
I don't hate jews at all. I just find Hila ugly. I've seen jewish people posted here who are way more beautiful. I think it's something with her teeth

>>53123135
>I don't hate jews at all.
lol? >>53122914 >>53123046 >>53122728

>>53122883
Except that's not what I said you stupid dickhead.
>>53122915
>imprisoned or murdered
That wouldn't actually happen though, would it?

Turkish didn't sound the way I thought it would. Not so Arabic, interesting

>>53119655
i want to fuck her mouth

>>53123185
I don't see any of these posts expressing hate towards jews. Hila, maybe but jews in general? Nope

>>53123194
I'm not entirely a 100% certain that it would happen, but there is a BIG chance of it happening, so I don't want to risk it

>>53123286
Wow.

>>53123229
lol.

>>53123333
yup, also nice quads

Finnish, French, Spain Spanish, Persian, Japanese sound sexy.

Indian languages sound dirty.

SE asian languages sound whiny/stupid .

Portugese, Russian, German dont sound nice.

>>53123522
>SE asian languages sound whiny/stupid .
My brother and I like to call them two stroke, because everytime they speak it sounds like they're going, "Bring ding da ding ding ding ding ding."

>>53123594
a south african friend told me they name their kids by dropping cutlery on the floor

>>53123594
and then BAM backfire

>>53120723
No argument there mate.

>>53123207
Not being an Arabic language is probably why

>>53122257
>POO

>>53119655
I want to fug Hila

Why nobody gives a shit about us?Our language can be very soft and romantic,but in 1 second can just go full slavic hard way.And Hungarian is pretty neat(only when women speak it), and i also like Analbanian quite unique desu

I'm okay with any languages but Dutch, Dutch is absolutely disgusting. Even Danish which has the same pig-choking character to it is at least funny.

>>53120326
Arab slangs are pig disgusting.
"Normal" arabic sounds decent.

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>>53123668
>>53123682
I'm glad there's at least a couple of people on /int/ tonight that came here to be silly buggers.

>>53123808
Yeah, danish sounds retarded but dutch just sounds like something that would come from the mouth of the "destroyer of worlds"-girl

I love hearing teenage german girls talk

>>53123594
>>53123668
Aussies are such funny lads when they don't shitpost.

>>53120701
That's the joke lad that's why he put that there in the first place

>>53123870
>>53123808
Damn you both. I like Dutch.

>>53119655
German seemingly sounds so perfect especially when written in songs.. It has this melancholic, intimidating feel to it. its a shame its used in crappy pop songs nowdays which kinda kills the mood and doesn't represent my image of a true German
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYU1OOmpVjM

>>53119655
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Vy8nWovkBb

>>53122600
>>53122728
>>53122914
>>53123046
>>53123135
>>53123229
Fuck off Golden Autist, Hila is atleast 7/10

>>53123973
https://youtu.be/PNjG22Gbo6U

Some ukrainian language for the thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Pe0MRaqcpw

>>53120326
probably the most phlegm filled language in the world. Hebrew is a distant second.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwjOqHHOJD0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPbRyTpyqco

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>>53119772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x7B9AIgyjs

>>53123046
fuck, that thing on her head make her fucking sexy i dont know why.
how is that called?

>>53124560
Laurels I guess. It's the greek muh heritage.

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>>53119655

>>53122600
Hila is a good 6/10 and Ethan is a fucking 4/10 on his best days

Not saying I don't love Ethan but If you think he's not ugly your eyes are broken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Nkcn8m9M0M
The last one.

>>53119655
>he hasn't even listened to Slovenian
>he thinks he has the right to opine on Europe's language without taking Slovenian into account

Americans, you guys...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXXU9JsJjjM

>>53119655
Holy shit kill me familia.

>>53124256
>>53124318
>>53124397
>>53125333
no one gives a fuck about your ugly sounding mordor language

>>53125239
They both are 4/10 to me. Wtf is wrong with you guys.

>>53119655
>after listening to 40 languages
Wow, you must be quite an expert

>>53134510
>4/10

Wtf. If they're 4/10 what's a 10 for you?

Hila is my jewtubefu

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Dutch is best language oetz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_2auYMS-VM

>>53119655

>sounds cool

you have a cool vocabulary, man. I like cool/interesting/nice/fun languages, man. Soooo expressive.

>>53119655
>tfw no hila gf

https://youtu.be/ubDwIeFNeZ0?t=2m13s

I can get behind Serbian.

>Norge is worst of nordic lenguages
>Chinese for asians
>Polish for slavs
>Magyar pls
>Portuguese for romance
>Nederlanden for germanics

>>53134660
>colombia
don't you have some coke to sell

>>53119655
who is this semon demon

>>53142831
hila klein, ethan kleins wife that is way out of his league.

seriously, once you see that qt3.14 with his ugly ass, not even some famous or rich guy, you wonder why you can't do the same.

>>53119655
Uchi russkiy syka blyat.

>>53143011
dude looks good m8 , if he wasn't so fat he'd be handsome as fuck .

You people are retarded. Hila is 5/10 at best.

>>53143531
more jew grills for me

>Listened to Polish people talking today
Literally cutest language

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>>53119655
>ukranian, polish, russian sound cool/sexy
I am confused.

>>53146724
czech is cuter 2bh

>>53147108
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>>53134276
t. Vladimir Operation Barbossa

>>53119838
>everything else is boring sounding and shouldn't exist
This makes me wonder - what are some of the world's most recognizable languages, in term of sounds?

Like, you hear African or Asian languages, and they all seem to sound the same, beyond completely obvious features like clicks, tones, etc. But in the meantime, I cannot really think of any language that sounds even close to English or French.

Are my ears just too untrained to tell the difference between other languages - and too trained in telling the differences between European languages - or are some European languages objectively more "different" in overall sounds than the rest?

>>53134276
That's rude. I like Mordor, fucking elf language bastard.

>>53119655
What about Esperanto?

>>53123870
>>53123808
>>53140489
>>53120795
W-what did we ever do?

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Arabic is the best sounding language tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f032L-nGPMQ